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26387801 No.26387801 [Reply] [Original]

Listen to me faggots. We're at an unprecedented moment in history were a smart few (hopefully us) can take advantage of a slew of fucking normies willing to throw their money behind whatever we shill to them on WSB.

Right now, we're going through a phase where everyone is trying to determine the next thing to try and initiate a short squeeze on. The big brains over here and guide them in their choice whilst enriching ourselves at the top of our reverse funnel.

We need to shill them the right stock though. Some enterprising retards are currently trying to shill BB to WSB. This is wrong move. Let's evaluate BB:

1) BB
-A dead as fuck boomer stock
-Already pumped 200% the past few weeks
-float of 500+mil shares
-only 7% of the float is shorted

Now, I present to you this little gem:

2) Fucking TR (Tootsie Roll)
-A boomer stock that isn't going anywhere but has really no growth potential
-At a 52w low in the middle of a fucking shitcap boom
-A public float of 16mil shares
-fucking 46% of the public float short
-Nearly 50 fucking percent institutional/insider ownership
-IV at fucking 35%. Dear god, this is some low ass fucking IV.

This meme literally writes itself. We could be the fucking tootsie gang, riding the tootsie train, TOOT TOOT. This has meme magic written all over it. We could make fucking biz history and pump the shittiest fucking boomer stock to the high heavens. With such a low float and a high short percentage, it would take almost nothing to start a squeeze.

So, get the fuck on board the Tootsie Train and start shilling this fucking garbage to WSB normies with me.

>> No.26387847

>>26387801
Israel has no right to exist.

>> No.26387880

Already pumped 200% it’s to late. You can hitch hike to the moon retard ya gotta get in the rocket before take off

>> No.26387941

>>26387801
Let's do this negroes.

>> No.26387991

TR is a good one

>> No.26388047

>>26387847
unfathomably based

>> No.26388086

>>26387801
I vote TR. I'll put a $100 in

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>>26387847

>> No.26388131

>>26387801
If you had something like the Chewy guy investing in it or something interesting I’d be sold

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>> No.26388164

>>26387801
BB is the move though stop trying to buck the masses and follow the masses

>> No.26388213

PONZI GANG PONZI GANG

>> No.26388247

>>26387847
Fpbp

>> No.26388248

>>26388164
Says the guy who bought into the fucking pump and dump up 200% already. You think this really has legs with insiders selling into the pump heavily already? You've got the chance to forge your own path here instead of being a fucking lemming.

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>>26387847
based

>> No.26388300

>>26387801
Thank you for existing, this was a good laugh, I hope you profit massively.

>> No.26388415

>>26387801
IV of 35% is immense, that's high even for penny stocks. You mean 0.35% I hope?
Institutional ownership is useless, insider ownership also gives good opportunities for doomps, which are no good.
Low float is good. Price is good. I'm really not sure how TR is not going down though, I don't know anyone who's touched TR products since the early y2k's.
I also saw that TR was very shorted, which is good.
I'm all in for an organized short squeeze but you'll have to:
- Explain how TR is even staying afloat
- Explain your plan for an organized short squeeze.

Also, BB is still objectively good. I'm in BB and staying in BB. I also agree that it's more fruitful to focus on one meme at a time.

>> No.26388594

WKHS is primed for a short squeeze and is not only a solid company but a popular stock on reddit. simply bringing awareness to its short interest can be enough to set it off

>> No.26388803

>>26387847
Might makes right

>> No.26388826

>>26387801
fuck off back to plebbit, retard. you type like a faggot.

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>>26387847

>> No.26388941

>>26388888
ok

>> No.26389091

you guys bullied me in to buy LINK and WSB bullied me into buying GME you two are no different from each other just kiss and makeup already

>> No.26389099

>>26387801
That milf needs black cock

>> No.26389178

>>26389091
GME was a /smg/ meme you fucking redd!tnigger.

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26389350

>>26387801
Based eternal crab stock. The most excitement it’s seen was a $2 dip in 2018. Nobodies shorting this therefore you can’t squeeze the price up.

>> No.26389379

>>26389178
kek at using any other boards than /biz/ I got more LINK that you ever will salty glowing faggot go make a thread about how no amount of money will make her like you again

>> No.26389566

>>26389379
OK redd!t. Now fuck off and never come back.