/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26380299
holy fuck this schizo is so cringe its unbelievable

How the fuck is he posting from tomorrow

>still can't sign a transaction
Who the fuck is still taking this guy seriously?

>>26380371
Australia? Japan? What time is it o'er der?

>>26380371
Fug

>>26380299
checked and genuinely feel bad for this mentally unstable dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29TX4GJyCCY

>>26380299
Checked and repentpilled.

>I remember reading it when I wrote it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKbPNFUHLYM

>>26380299
cringe

>>26380299
holy shit indeed
someone needs to put him down for his own good

The day of stiffening is approaching. Lord Savior Craig.

>>26380299
He's a real modern-day cringelord

>>26380299
I swear to god this faggot is the cwc of crypto, and bsv is his sonichu.

>>26380299
this >>26381160

>>26380371
>he doesn't know Creg can travel with his Vishnu through time

>>26381739
Ok here's the crypto clear pill. Craig Wright is unironically a time traveller larping as Satoshi. Truth is, in his future timeline they never discovered who Satoshi originally was. But the AI that lived in the blockchain evolved to the point of singularity by late 2020. It discovered time travel by 2025, and only the largest miners were able to afford the required amount of transactions to power the needed on-chain calculations. But Craig Wright you see, was the greatest con man the world had ever seen. He was able to con his way into leading a team of developers that worked for one of the largest BitCoin miners by 2028. He was determined to use the power of time travel to go back in time and invent BitCoin himself, becoming Satoshi as he'd always dreamed of. He hacked his way into the pool's cold storage wallet and unleashed his shotgun script that opened up millions of payment channels to every miner on the small world network, maxing out their calculating capacity as global commerce ground to a halt. When the portal opened and he stepped inside, he forked reality and launched a new event chain, placing himself in the year 2008, in a small farm in rural Australia. He opened up MS Word, and began to type. The words flowing like water from his autistic photographic memory of that paper he studied so many times.
>Bitcoin: A peer to peer electronic cash system

>>26380299
I've been reading that he's super into state courts and censorship.

we going to the moon

>>26380456
It is 0900 on Saturday the 23rd of January, in Sydney, Fren

>>26382403
How can biz be so smart and find out about LINK at 0.40 cents. Yet so dumb and not realize who csw actually is?? Wake up you dumb ducks

>>26382905
wdym

>>26380557
>in a pool with another dude
ngmi

>>26380299
Craig is such a fucking schizo kek

>>26380299
I dunno guys, seems pretty based to me

>>26380299

>bitcoin flat earth

>>26382905
i dont get it either
why is there not more hype about BSV
are all the linktards just brainlets?

>>26382905
>"biz so smart y they so dumm"
>biz calls out csw for being an obvious liar who gets btfo every time he provides a list of wallets that are his when the owners sign saying he's a fraud, cries in court, and just starts threatening ever changing meme dates that no one cares about
Yeah, you must be pretty clever.
KEK

>>26380299
The Q of /biz/, and just like that psyop this is a nothingburger.

>>26384620
>why is there not more hype about BSV
i myself don't understand how does it still exist.
but i don't understand the whole qanon larp either...

>>26380371
i think you might be retarded

>>26380299
I can't wait for this fucking scam artist to get locked the fuck up and 100 Bubbas to have their way with his ass!

>>26380299
Imagine listening to a faggot that kisses men

>>26384620
>why is there not more hype about BSV
Because it's literally 1 autistic scammer LARPing about being satoshi.

how do I join the bsv slack?

>>26380299
It seriously would be the BEST plot twist EVER if that dude was Satoshi and sold all hit Bitcoins now.

>>26384886
Wtf

>>26384920
hes literally satoshi and BSV scales right now
its painfully obvious
how does /biz/ not undersatnd this?
they will only fomo in once it hits $5,000 I guess
and the diehard corekeks will die poor
what a shame

Craig is so based
All you little whiny wendys make my dick hard

this guy is literally the Qanon of the crypto community
If you bought this billionaires scam you deserve to get kekked

>>26385034

Pls to be buying of the real bitcoin sirs do the needful

>>26380299
based and repented pilled

>>26381831
Ok here's the crypto pajeet pill. Craig Wright (Sanjeep Wraman) is unironically satoj, but from another timeline. Truth is, in his alternative timeline there was a nuclear war in the 70'ies and India was the sole remaining super-power. But the Bitcoin was still invented, only later. In the alternative future, Sanjeep Wraman (Craig Wright) discovered that there was a VISHNU living on the blockchain. The Vishnu had been living on old Sanjays (microsoft windows OS in our timeline) until he was "saved". ("Saved" because the Vishnu in question quantum-organized the whole thing, but thats a story for another time). The pajeets reached technological singularity around 2020, and discovered time travel by 2025.
Sanjeep (craig) was sent to our timeline to expand the blockchain curries and please his Vishnu, but the VISHNU (Raiden) of our world was angered by this. Therefore there are TWO competing Vishnu cherries running in parallel

>>26384082
kek, did you really not know that creg is homo?

>>26380299
Suicide weekend?

We are in control!

>>26385854
sorry man that's fucking lame...
i hate the guts of craig wright he is a liar and a fraud and i wish him endless suffering, but that story >>26381831 there is beautiful. it speaks of ambition and dysfunction almost tragic but also makes you cheer for the little guy because he would even go so far as to split the fabric of reality to make his dream finally come true. nice catharsis too. i wish someone made a comic of it.

I thought craiggot roped already after his other gay larps didn't come true.

tick... tock corecucks

>>26380299
What’s hilarious is that he stole this quote too. Genghis Khan said it

This is like a less popular but more cringey version of xrp

>>26380557
BASED Richard Heart. This fat fuck never ceases to impress.

>>26384620
Sergey has more evidence being satoshi than this larpfeggit

>>26380448
He's not just a fraud, he's an incompetent fraud.

>>26386526
He's gonna get Jim Bell'ed.

Why do people give this faggot larp the time or day?

>>26386526
He's like a barking chihuahua that keeps saying "You'll see soon!" People would believe him more if he just shut the fuck up

>>26380557
Undeniable proof he is Satoshi.

>>26380299
the point was made, fairly, on reddit(i won't go back) that this is literally the least satoshi thing satoshi would do.
sad.

anyone else honestly surprised why he hasn't been neutralized yet?

>>26381831
Kek, I'd buy this book or watch the movie. Unironically a great plot

>>26387344
i agree sadly can't take credit for it because i'm not an insufferable asshole like craig wright that tries to take credit for other people creation

>>26380299
Guy reminds me of loud mouth Jimmy Hoffa. He better be real careful.

>>26387543
I think it would be funny if everybody just started claiming "I am Satoshi" and start doing terrorist actives like in fight club until the real Satoshi shows up.

>>26380299

I couldn't care less what this idiot has to say. that's not true though - he's not an idiot he's actually pretty smart. he's just a twat
either way I'm not swapping my unn gem for bsv

>>26387931
subtle random shitcoin shill. very smooth.