/biz/ - Business & Finance

Inflation is going to be 20-25% this year, no fucking joke. Just buy and hold, economy is collapsing forwards

Anyone here long on gold, or holding physical metal?

GME $50 EOW

some of you guys are okay, buy Petrobras

>>26344009
but at least they beat trump!

>>26344009
It's already been 21 days into 2021.

That's 63% inflation cmon

R8 poorfolio. Cringe or decent?

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26344009
and the fed will raise rates the second that happens and crash the market with no survivors

>>26344009
I don’t want to doom post, but it could be like 50% if the new administration starts pushing policies that scare the citizens.

>businesses get spooked and stop hiring
>Shareholders exit out of all speculative stocks
>Unemployment goes to 15% or 20%
>People demand more stimulus money forever
>We end up printing 10T in one year

>>26344053
And then the Sony rumor will manifest into news. .

>>26344058
>SA oil
Hey we were starting to look for that last thread
>Brazil
oh......

do you think girls post here?

>>26344009
no inflation until 2023

>>26344087
These are extremely impressive

>>26344020
Seems to have the same confiscation risk as the other-store-of-value-that-shall-not-be-named, but worse performance. Both in terms of raw returns and security, transmissiblity, etc.

Buy RYCEY at open

>>26344083
>ACEV
very nice, /smg/ is still sleeping on it

Let me shill you my shilling to my dad

>>26344123
no

>>26344110
We can get to $50 on a Cohen tweet at this point

>>26344123
my gf invests but i haven't told her i come here, maybe i will one day. she's into crypto too. as fucked up as this place is it could probably help her with some tips.

I'm gonna FOMO into GME during premarket tomorrow, fuck it

>>26344130
This.

>>26344123
if any girls (female) post here then hmu I need a qt stock gf

>>26344123
No. Girls don’t like the idea of making money themselves. They want it to be given freely.

>>26344175
>she's into crypto
She'll be buying kneepads with her remaining money, crypto is crashing with no survivors. I hope she's got a flexible jaw.

>>26344114
I'm not here to argue, Bolsonaro doesnt care about climate change

>futures

>>26344083
Never heard of any of these companies so major cringe. What is it penny stocks?

schizo here

>>26344197
no if any girls post here hmu i'm more chad and have more money than this nerd

LMAO IS MY PAJEET DAD WHO EXCLUSIVELY DOES TA MOGGING ME RIGHT NOW

What does the T in TQQQ stand for?

>>26344145
If they try to pick up guns and gold, you better stay at home and wait a few months for the civil war to end, because that will 100000% start a civil war against the current administration. I bought canned food for a reason - so I can wait out any emergency and stay home and protect my family.

>>26344268
go suck your daddy's dick fag boy

>>26344087
I love you Quock

>>26344152
basically nothing in that text is actual financial analysis. impressive stupidity

>>26344252
Not alot of memes today huh

>>26344123
Female (no y chromosome) investors post on onlyfans forums and screech about what kink is going to generate more money from dumbass cucks given the popularity of current trends

SRAC
R
A
C

>>26344289
I already do you little bitch i suck it real fucking good you got a problem with that?

>>26344177
>buying the top of a short squeeze

whatever happened to the guy that sold naked calls on GME? havent seen him post in a while

>>26344216
You know what, that's sadly true

>>26344277
Transexual
obviously
>>26344304
>hello good sirs, buy my stocks
>please good sirs

>>26344083
CRBP? More like CRAP
POWW? More like OWWW
BFARF? More like BARF
RLFTF? More like ROTFLMAO at your shitty portfolio

I have 1000 to invest. What is the realistic best way I can flip that to 5000 by the end of February? I can dump it all in one stock or diversity. I can take out options or...I'm.

I looked at the numbers and I’m beating the S&P 500 since March 23rd by ~14%. Does that mean I’m good at stocks or can any idiot do that? (Or both)

>>26344252
>FUBO
oh my god im going to ricknmorty my pants

idk guys life kinda sucks even with stocks.

>>26344323
he destroyed his phone and is currently homeless

>>26344340
blackberry LEAPs

>>26344323
hasnt posted since that last group of photos

>>26344083
Love how my CRBP shilling has mogged everything else on your portfolio.

CLF to 30 after earnings. Sleeping comfy tonight. Goodnight ladies.

>>26344123
Attention gamer girls, invest in SNDWH and BJ

>>26344323
CLF tranny?
He lost all of his money and used his last $100 to buy some quality kneepads.

>>26344252
>>26344276
Still can't believe you make all these trades. Don't you have a day job?

>>26344277
Testosterone

>>26344282
Agreed. I guess the... analogies? are freezes on things like GLD and GBTC for "solvency reasons" or other BS vs later on physical confiscation of bars or hardware wallets.

>>26344340
you can do that in one day if you catch the bottom of a morning dip and all in weekly calls on a stock that rockets the rest of the day

>WKHS 1/22 24.5c

I'm an idiot, aren't I?

>>26344216
>given freely
but that's how the stock market works?!

>press buy
>line goes up
>???
>profit
>>26344277
tears

>>26344395
>Get your REFR cheapies!

Honestly, the best thing Trump can do is stay out of the public for awhile and wait for the collapse. If he’s out of public consciousness, the media won’t be able to blame the collapse on him. “Out of sight, out of mind.”

>>26344418
That's too much effort for women. They prefer
>spread legs
>penis goes in vagina
>profit

>>26344299
>basically nothing in that text is actual financial analysis.
You wouldn't be able to point out "actual financial analysis" even if it was presented to you in a fucking textbook you moron.

>>ISIS attack on US Embassy
>>US moving in on Syria
>>Some shit with Iran/Irag idfk
>>Canadian big heads seething at canceled XL pipeline, saying there will be repercussions

It hasn't even been 3 days. War Economy boys.

>>26344368
You are saying I could manage this within roughly 30 days? I'm doing this for family ermegency. I'm not one to gamble. There are other stocks I have personal interest in, but I need a relatively short and guaranteed cash out. The closer to 5000 the better.

>>26344410
you're fucked

>>26344123
hey, I mean, RKG posts here, right? :^)

Trying to find that script for that dark pool scanner posted yesterday

>>26344401

Do you have at least a few weeks of food in the event of an emergency? Enough for your immediate family? I bought some and will just end up donating all of it to the food shelter in 9 months and buy enough to replace it.

So it never goes to waste.

>>26344489
Trying to 5x your money in 30 days is degenerate gambling, period.

>hold opti for weeks of crabbing
>sell yesterday
>moons today
Fucking jews

>>26344488
What 4-8 year stocks should I invest in when I get drafted to Iran

>>26344268
Who feeds you these picks Pajeet?

>>26344488
It wouldn’t surprise me if they go to war in order to avoid a collapse. Or avoid taking about a collapse

>what do you mean 20% unemployment?
>we are declaring war on the following states...

>>26344404
I'm not disagreeing. I just usually don't see a 5x jump on the stocks I follow. I'm not trying to get rich right now. I'm just trying to secure enough to help family

>>26344488
Check out DFEN's 3 month chart. This is approximately the amount of war that got priced in when Biden got elected.

Wake me up when an ambassador gets iced, Assad declares, or Taiwan falls into very suspicious chaos.

>>26344524
You can just have a rotating stockpile of food as well - eat the 6 month old stuff, replace it with new stuff. Mormons apparently all do something similar on church instructions.

Personally I lean towards the GTFO route.

Wagie Payday tomorrow I make it an effort to invest about 100-400 each time, any solid safe plays, I saw AMC tossed around, had GME since the summer but sold a bit to diversify.

>What song is he listing to?

this is the fucking life boys

>>26344559
One of my friend's friends from high school. This guy is autistic. Indian guy who went to a top top university at their best program and he said nigger more than anyone else i ever knew in my life.

>>26344525
I know it is. And I'm willing to gamble 1000 for family

FUCK FUTURES ARE BLOOD RED AND SOMEONE WONT FUCKING STOP SNORING NEXT DOOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UFCK OFF

>>26344321
the short squeeze hasn't started yet, SI keeps going up.

>>26344605
DENN
TSM
2 of the greatest of all time stocks

>>26344009
>25% daily inflation
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26344461
i work as a financial analyst so i might

>>26344662
Alright edify me with some financial analysis for COCP and NOVN.

>>26344662
I analyze fine asses too

Musk whisperer here. He begins selling shares next week. A lot of it will be camouflaged with a contribution to a 100MM for carbon capture. This contract will likely go to some subsidiary of TSLA.
And thus begins Musk's exit from TSLA. Having to pump a car company bores him since SpaceX was his endgame all along.

>anons with $100,000 in stocks crying in joy when they get +4% returns in a day
>Mfw 24 and dumped all my summer job money ($3000) and I'm only slightly happy to be up 30% for my first 3 months of investing

>>26344646
Look on the bright side, at that point you'll be able to see glorious green days every day as TQQQ consistently pulls in 20%.

CANADIAN PREMIERS DEMAND AN INVASION OF THE US
https://globalnews.ca/news/7592405/trudeau-premiers-keystone-xl/amp/

>>26344713
When do we start buying puts then, oh great and wonderful Musk whisperer?

>>26344713
everyone with a brain knows that, him moving to Texas from California is telegraphing him cashing out

What stock should I buy if I like cramming things into my boipucci?

>>26344713
So Tesla to $1000, then?

>>26344083
Rate portfolio
Am I gonna make it?

>>26344750
30% over the last three months is kinda shit desu

>>26344410
you arent mean to make it bro

>>26344758
trudeau is such a cuck lol
doug ford could run for prime minister on next elections

>>26344758
BB already invaded by heart

im out of nexpo and barely sociable videos to watch
the fuck do i do now

>>26344758
bull flag for oil stocks?

>>26344750
tfw 50% gain in the last month and I feel like utter shit.

Can't imagine how you feel.

>>26344750
There’s no other way to be up 30%
For doing nothing other then investing in memes

>>26344773
BILI

>>26344750
> down 240% from daily inflation
ngmi

>>26344865
>>GTE GTE GTE

What is NOK doing? I have been seeing it shilled a lot.

>>26344767
It is timed for next week to be past the filing date for Form 4. So likely won't show up on this next earnings.
>>26344770
Yes, but this is sooner than expected.
>>26344775
I make no predictions on price. Elon was the last TSLA insider that wasn't selling shares since 2019. Moving to Texas was to cash out.
Also, Fremont factory will not exist by 2023. The Germany factory will be delayed to 2022.
SO SAYS THE MUSK WHISPERER

>>26344775
Yes

>>26344384
>>26344242

Most are penny stocks I'm dicking around in hoping for long term gains.. I have another 4600 I'm going to put into something tomorrow.

>>26344252
The one that is shouting out to me the most is the 1007 contracts for 2/19 $65 QS calls
Look at the QS chart
>pic related
This chart screams to me consolidation / accumulation
I might pick up a contract or two, going to do more analysis

>>26344892
5g and 6g and car systems

>>26344920
BNKU please.

>>26343978
that pictures making my hands tingle, Id never trust people or myself enough to do that, a strong gust of win could kill you.

>>26344758
Not the Leafs!

>>26344254
im broke but im young and tall and handsome so i'm more chad than both of these nerds

>>26344713
>>26344909
You've literally never been right about any of your predictions and you're a retard.

>>26344950
Day of the grill is coming burgerfat.

>>26344524
I got 6 months worth of food, 1000 rounds for each my AR, shotgun, 9 mm, and .40 just in case of social unrest to protect my home desu

Just watching anime, playing video games and trading stocks and waiting for the financial apocalypse.

Also have a cash reserve for cheapies once the market gets the Biden priced in and inevitably collapses.

I will be rich enough to go from Just being weird to the rich version "eccentric".

>>26344991
can you please bring some bacon when you come down from your frozen hellhole? Also, we don't speak mandarin-french, so we'll need a translator.

>>26344830
You're telling me. But i have my life story and i don't need to green text it. I fucked up more than anyone.
>>26344872
It depends on how long you've been investing in total. I'm only happy because I've made more in the 3 months since I've started than many boomers have in 20 years.
>>26344873

>>26344926
Oh, NOK is on that 5g and 6g. Fuck it, I am in tomorrow.

>>26345018
Wrong. You will not make it, because you think that the market collapse will come this year when it'll take at least 2 years.

>>26344982
>You've literally never been right about any of your predictions and you're a retard.
Which ones? I have only begun whispering for the past week or so.
I have an innate ability to see into the minds of Africans and Jews. Musk is an open book to me.

>>26344695
the literal only useful information in that entire text is that institutional investors have taken note. but even that needs more research. is it actually them or a firm working there? when did they buy, why did they buy?
everything else in that text made me laugh

>>26344750
I’m not happy when I’m up 100%?

>>26345018
Based. Stay your ass at home if shit hits the fan and protect your family. Let the others fight it out. Any civil war will remove the current administration anyway, so fuck it.

//@version=4
study("Short Interest", shorttitle="SI RATIO", precision=3)
qsi = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNYX_" + syminfo.ticker+"|0"
qto = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNYX_" + syminfo.ticker+"|2"
q1 = 1.0*security(qsi, "D", close)
q2 = security(qto, "D", close)


qsi2 = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNSQ_" + syminfo.ticker+"|0"
qto2 = "QUANDL:FINRA/FNSQ_" + syminfo.ticker+"|2"
q3 = 1.0*security(qsi2, "D", close)
q4 = security(qto2, "D", close)

bu = (q1+q3)
se = (1.0*q2+q4)-(q1+q3)


a = input(1,title="Smooth")
//plot(sum(bu+se,a), title = "CumVolume",color=color.yellow ,style=plot.style_columns,transp = 80)
plot(sum(bu,a),title = "BuyVolume",color=color.green, style=plot.style_columns,transp = 0)
plot(sum(se,a), title = "SellVolume",color=color.red ,style=plot.style_columns,transp = 50)


Which indicator type do I add this script to on trading view? This is le epic dark pool indicator

>>26345071
buy 2023 LEAPs

The fucking Wall Street bets morons got paranoid because they’re all fucking retarded over a fucking twitter

Fucking morons. As soon as I find it of course

>>26345121
Why are burgers so melodramatic.

>>26344925

>>26345125
>cumvolume color yellow
heh same

>>26345075
Yellen is already talking crazy bullshit before the 48 hour mark.

>Global taxes
>Banning BTC
>Printing a metric fuck-ton of cash
>Taxing unrealized gains

She seems to be throwing out feelers to see how much the public will tolerate, if any. I’m bearish on 2021.

>>26343978
Guys, wallstreetbets went private. Prepare for a wave of tourists.

>>26344806
how the frick do you have so much money

>>26345041
Ill have to practice my african american vernacular mixed with spanish, hopefully you'll be able to understand me in your native tongue.

SO how big will CLF go when February earnings drop?

>>26344806
couldnt stand BFT im too impatient. it probably pays off though

>>26345206
We are calling for a total and complete shutdown of INSTITUTIONS & SEC entering the WALLSTREETBETS until our users and mods can figure out what is going on! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9wsjroVlu8

wtf

>>26345131
Why not 2022?

>>26345206
https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8
Can't say I disagree with the reason. Fuck the SEC and globalhomo

>>26344340
$ATOS no doubt

>>26345100
>is it actually them or a firm working there?
Would fintel data not indicate a separate subsidiary firm bought up shares for a certain stock rather than the institutions provided on the Fintel data? Would FSKAX and FNCMX not be Fidelity's actual composite funds?

>When did they buy
Are you sure you are an actual financial analyst and not just some larping child? Because the 13D/13G filings were both made on 1-20-21 according to readily available online information.

If you really are a financial analyst explain how a firm working at NOVN would be the ones buying up the shares? What did you mean by that? Be articulate and technical with your explanation as you would if you were a financial analyst.

>>26345084
You're constantly coming in here and making stupid claims about Tesla that never happen, only recently have you decided to use that name. I figured it was satire but now other idiots are starting to believe it and you're doubling down so at the very least you're pretending to be retarded, which still makes you a retard.

>>26345212
bix nood, hombre.

after we get done with the negotiations we can sit down at the table for fried chicken and watermelon. Then, we can watch some BBC on Chinese/canadian girls as I know that you Canadians enjoy some of that.

>>26345206
>>26345249
>>26345291
I don't go there, what is going on now did the mod get subpoenaed by the SEC or something?

>>26345222
I’m not fucking with the risk anymore. My calls are officially doing worse than my shares

>>26345173
Probably because you drink too much alcohol.

I wouldn't be surprised if that shit with wsb has something to do with GME

>>26344773
$BYND

>>26345212
Cool it with the anti-semitism

>>26345206
Where will /biz/tards go if 4chan gets killed?

>>26345253
up to you, that's not even a full year anymore

what's the meme catalyst for NOK? They're late to the 5G game, so 6G?

>>26345249
Wtf happened

>>26345343
Fears that firms are using wsb to shill, their twitter account making them an easier target, and the GME squeeze pissing off big money who don't like normal people beating them at their own game

>>26345347
I will never touch options. You can fuck with stocks for as long as you want but it's fucking impossible to LOSE money. Options are a death wish.

>>26345388
We aren’t on 4chan fignut, check the URL

>>26345388
8kun or darknet

>>26345139
/pol/ boomers have to remind us where they're from

>>26345075
>not understanding taxing unrealized gains is unironically on the table

Here you go, new fren. You'll need this sooner than later

>>26345388
Wish a nigger would.

>>26345403
They aren’t late, they just haven’t been getting news coverage. They are also leading 6g development and their 5g systems are built to be upgraded which will save money. Also signed into a partnership with google and are involved with car UI systems

WSB shutdown means GME will crash, the paperhand redditors will sell everything now that their echo chamber is no longer there to reinforce the tribe mentality

>>26345206
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>>26345341
sounds good america-san

>>26345206
theres already been a huge influx of newfags this month
>WHAT DO I BUY WITH $2.35 TO MAKE 50000x BY MONDAY???

>>26345502
Tomorrow just got more interesting

>>26345548
one share of BFARF

>>26344624
Srac leaps and sell as soon as you can. Blackberry is a good choice as well.

>>26344935
Shouldn't we be waiting for some kind of catalyst first?

>>26345388

Noooooooooooooooooo!

>>26345388
Probably whatever reddit version of it desu

I'll cringe and hate myself everyday but im certain they'll buy anyone's heavy bags with little effort if it helps them portray themselves as virtuous.

Reddit is been molded to be conned to buy stupider things desu

Anyone here have confidence in her???

>>26345587
>catalyst
>BNKU
You know what a sector ETF is?

>>26345388
The feds won't shut down their own honeypot retard

Prepare for a wsb influx

Gentlemen if WSB faggots come here expect hordes of CLFtranny type faggotry to follow. Prepare yourselves.

>>26345502
doubt it

>>26345502
That citron short is the luckiest motherfucker in the world.

>>26345548
pol refugees, now wsb refugees

>>26345502
Is it shutdown completely or invite only?

>>26345634
>taxes your unrealized gains

>>26345646
It's hilarious seeing all the twitter commenters thinking that's real.

>>26345403
5g adoption was delayed dramatically by covid. Like a year and a half. NOK is going to have a great year.

>>26345647
If they pump my bags I won't care who they are. As long as they dilate, that is.

>>26345646
> ICE

>>26345646
Good. Shill them your stupidest, heaviest bags.

I'm going to sell them the shit out of NAK desu

>bwoooooooooOOOOOOop

*AHEM*
Attention redditors:
Fuck niggers, trannies, kikes, chinks, communists, and other acoutrements of less desirable humans.
Thank you.

>>26345682
She won’t do that for the large institutions or banks though. Only for the lowly bagholders

>>26345647

No Tranny!!!!!

>>26345695
Interesting point. Well it looks like I better get my RYCEY posts ready.

>>26344340
ARKK or TQQQ ATM weeklies, and reconduct for the next week everytime it goes +100%

>>26345646
wsbbros...did biden do this?

Someone answer this:
>>26345681

Hi guys I'm new here from reddit, I was looking to get into stocks since I lost the $100 worth of BTC I bought at 41k but /wsb is shut down

anyways how do options work, no I'm not going to read any of the information in the OP, I have to hold until the breakeven price and the expiry date right?

>>26345681
So far they just set it to private and you’ll need an invite from the mods. We really rustled some jimmies lmfao

>>26345206
What time did it go down?

Financial analyst bro no broooo don't tell me you were larping! No!

>>26345764
It's been set to private so that only mods and select users can access it. A temporary action done manually by mods.

hey redditors I have a stock for you:
N

>>26345694
i've looked into it but are those contracts really expected to have a big impact on a company that's already worth over a 20 billion market cap

float is huge on NOK

>>26345782
so what youre saying is that if i buy a call i could have unlimited loss? wtf no way im touching options!!

>>26345805
Why did they take it private?

>>26345176
>>26345456
FUD
I know for a fact that the market will not crash until 2023. How do I know? Intuition. In my entire life my intuition has never led me wrong, I do not doubt. I'm a GOD.

>>26345782
Yes. You want naked calls, they have less baggage. Just make sure you’re quotes are besselhiem-compliant and you’re good to go.

>>26345732
Dude no one at wsb gives a fuck about profanity. We call each other worse things on a daily basis

>>26345782

Go Back NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>26345805
>>26345782

Is wsb Reddit? Or is it some other site

>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-vale-disaster/brazil-state-gives-vale-ultimatum-on-settlement-talks-idUSKBN29Q2RQ
wtf VALE bros...

>>26345852
Wrong. I've been banned on multiple accounts there for basic shitposting

>>26345852
Shut up nigger

>>26344252
This is very good news for my ford calls. Thanks anon

>>26344123
We were gonna get tits, but we failed

>>26344277
triple

Thinking about doing the wheel option strat on LUMN. Talk me out of it.

NOK feb calls are dirt cheap with high vol and open interest...

is that basically free money rn?

>>26345636
Yeah. They decay, and it's currently down.

>>26345863
Oh great my VALE calls are kill

>>26345682
Let’s be honest it should at least only be people holding for 10+ years hoarding like Jews or taxed only on everything over 2 million or something. This would actually make sense

>>26345826
I don’t know. I’m trying to gather info myself. Im guessing our recent escapades have attracted a lot of unwanted attention. This is the only pit of degeneracy I would think we can go to. Never mind the 4chan dorks they’re still waiting for shitcoin to moon. We need to rally the troops. Fuuuuuuck

>>26345852
> we

>>26345842

>talks a bunch of crazy bullshit and claims to be invincible
>implies that I should listen to any opinions you are babbling about

Nah I’m good.

Fucking AMD. Almost wiped out my entire 50k portfolio on calls. This pump has pretty much saved my ass if it holds tomorrow.

>>26345926
Get out of options anon. Find the exit dude. Find it immediately

Another 12dollsrs an hr day
Life fucking sucks

>>26345844
Well I love looking at naked things (hehe I'm gay btw) so anything that's naked has to be good, I'm going to sell 10,000,000 TSLA calls because Elon is such a cool guy, he watches anime and is going to make sure all trannys make it to mars!

>>26345327
>>26345812
my bad i didnt see it..

I can't speak to any of it because I haven't done the research. I merely pointed out that nothing in the photo was useful information in the trade.
1. I didnt even understand you were saying it was their mutual funds buying. so no i guess you'd have to wait for the disclosures from the individual funds.
2. what i said was when they bought is relevant. i have done zero research on these tickers.
3. i was saying firms in the firms you listed, not implying theres some investment firm inside of a biotech

>>26345926
lol holy fuck did you put 50K in weeklies or something
fyi TSM LEAPs are up +500% since November

>>26345891
>>26345891
Wrong. The theory of decay is not logical. The base value of the underlying asset changes significantly in examples provided from a lot of people asserting this decay thesism and this factor is sadly overlooked. Decay isn't real. It is a misunderstanding of simple math and base values.
During bull markets, leveraged ETFs have much higher returns than individual stocks with the same or higher volatility.

>>26345911
Do you actually think I care what a retarded /pol/tard thinks or does? The market isn't going to crash, I don't care if you don't take your meds schizo. Shame on you Anon, there is still time for my mercy. Lay down your weapons, come and look upon the heart.

>>26345969
How do people fuck up that badly like holy shit I make $35 an hour stacking apples and telling checkers to put asay their phones like fucks sake man I dropped out of college to use crack like holy shit you have no excuse

comfy after hours threads are over I guess

>>26345896
Fucking done with steel

>>26346007
I'm nearly retarded. I can't tie my shoes

>>26344094
>$15 Fed min wage
100% no chance the Fed even hints about raising rates

>>26346012
We just move to shrimp market general and don’t tell the migrants. Simple as.

>>26345987
day 1 you have $100 but you lose 3%. now you have 97
day 2 you have $97 and the stock gains 3%!! now you have $99.91....

>>26346020
CLF welcomes VALE refugees. Never bet against America.

>>26345980
>1. I didnt even understand you were saying it was their mutual funds buying. so no i guess you'd have to wait for the disclosures from the individual funds.
I think it was quite obvious that these are index funds structure as mutual funds. Are you sure you are a financial analyst dude? You are not very articulate nor do you seem comfortable with the technicalities of 13F/13G filings.

lmao, someone paid off WSB mods to dump GME, reminder that Martin Shkreli used to be a mod and used them to short squeeze bioshit stocks

>>26344094
>>26346045
If the fed raised minimum wages causing a market crash that would be a perfect storm. You'd be looking at an EASY 100000x from investing in automation, every minimum wage job would be automated within 5 years.

>>26345852
>We
fuck this place is done, isn't it

>>26346004
Ok good talk. I’m gonna go listen to Dungeons & Dragons games now. Have fun while I’m gone

>>26345206
I saw someone say this weeks ago and it was still tnere. Just checked. Its literally over for us

>>26344130
>$15 min wage
>everything doubles in price in 4yrs
>CPI 1-2% for those years

>>26346100
I'm watching RLM in the background. G-d I love listening to fat senile old bald men talk about nonsense.

>>26345206
Get them to buy a billion shares of NOK.

>>26345852
>we

you stupid fucking nigger. Get the fuck out of here you fucking faggot nigger.

>>26346085
I want proof, if that's true and it starts circulating retail is going to get fucked with even more regulations than we already have

>>26345370
Honestly most likely was the case.

>>26345889
The Theta on the 2/2021 calls don't seem great.

>>26346114
More like
>$15 minimum wage
>all minimum wage jobs automated or outsourced to China
>unemployment rate rises to 40%
>government forced to enact UBI lest the starving nigger hordes burn down DC
>USA implodes under the inflation and debt
>balkanization and WWIII
But at least the pump is gonna be nice before it dumps.

>>26346118
What the fuck is RLM

>>26346053
I’m just doing Icln leaps and not checking it anymore

>>26346051
None of this is relevant in the context of a bull market where share buybacks and accelerated repurchase programs, credit levels are raised, and dividends are on the horizon for all banks.

The expense ratio only matters when you hold this over a long period which I don't plan to.

>>26346070
youre sperging out on specific information about tickers ive never seen before. im well aware how sec filings work thanks

>>26344340
CCX warrants

>>26346162
Reddit Leddit Media
It's a youtube channel where retarded bald men talk about diabetes.

MARA bros...are we saved? I bought more at close and was sweating bullets when we hit 29k...but it seems like we might be safe yet. Though it needs to hit 32.2k before Im confident in a reversal.

>>26346131
i found this on twitter but it's a boring wall of text
someone decipher it for me and tell me what it means

https://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:U-rkMkH78tgJ:https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/l2ejas/gme_the_truth_behind_cramer_the_news_melvin/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us

>>26346131
I don't care if you believe me, this is the world we live in. Retail investors are trying to one up institutions with billions of dollars. They are master manipulators. They make money by controlling perception and warping reality.
Here is cramer talking about how he manipulated markets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMShFx5rThI

>>26346123
If WSB is as autistic as they say, they will buy NOK.

>>26345909
The mods collectively made a wsb twitter so I doubt the attentions unwanted.

>>26346131
He was a mod

>>26346129
I’m not talking to you, you poor fuck. I’m talking to my scattered bros.

Retards rally here:

https://youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8

Don’t worry you slimy incels we’re not planning on staying here. You can have this cesspool.

>>26345842
>fact
>intuition

>>26346085
Now wallstreetbets will realize they were entirely reliant on a handful of truly based and high IQ autists like RK and Rod, and that the squeeze will continue without filthy redditors

>>26345852
We?

>>26345826
The usual for r/wallstreetbets probably, insider mod drama and scamming

>>26346255
You’re here forever. Don’t forget. Once you enter you can’t leave. This is the Hotel California of the internet

/smg/ 14 upvote edition

>>26346170
I am going to be honest you sound infinitely stupider and less educated than any of the people I've met involved with securities or general complex commercial litigation who have to work with SEC filings and such.
Literally all of the information you are asking about was just available with one click from a link i provided in the text of the picture I sent.

If you really are a financial analyst than you need to be more detail oriented.

>>26346255
Your scattered bros are a bunch of profoundly retarded teenagers that are going to sell e dry share of gme if it isn’t back tomorrow. Your portfolio is fucked nigger.

>>26346311

fuck you and fuck your marker

>>26345852
Oh no bros this is it isn't it fuck you wallstreetfaggots for acting out

>>26346053
show your losses CLF tranny

lmao gme tomorrow

>all of these redditfags shitting up the general with fucking offsite gossip
I'm done baking threads xD :^(

>>26346344
of course the information is available. i have bloomberg terminal access right next to me on my work computer. the thing is that i dont care. im not at work. i have no interest in your dumb biotech right now.

>>26346326
>tfw youve been trapped on this site since 2008

>>26345874
Have you seen their new electric mustang? Looks better than a Tesla interior wise. I got calls as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4n5iPqxpaw
Bought some 2022 10c a few days ago after watching this review and they're already ITM. Averaged up on them when I saw all these calls earlier.

>>26345317
Hehe, I bought this @ 1.02 holding 3k

>>26346418
same, its the only place left with an old school internet vibe

>>26346412
this shit is going to make it go even more green with more volume

>>26344756
I'm unironically ok with it. The only people getting fucked in that scenario are wagies.

>>26346458
They'll sell at the first sign of red without the reassuring HODL posts

>>26346414
This thread is fucked, sure, but I'll actually be glad if WSB stays closed permanently. They were attracting too many idiots into stocks and it would have led the SEC and the street lobbyists to make more bullshit rules like pattern day trader.

>>26344351
Both. Survivor bias.

>>26345982
40 calls expiring tomorrow $90
40 calls next week $90

It had to be one of the dumbest things I've ever done. That said I didn't expect the stock to tank.

>>26346417
But you actively made the effort to say "nothing in that text is actual financial analysis" when I provided empirical evidence for institutional mutual fund filings done a day before on top of support levels being broken. >>26344333


I just do not for a moment believe a financial analyst would miss blatant details like this.
>i have no interest in your dumb biotech right now.
You sure were an hour ago. Again if you aren't a financial analyst then ignore me but if you really are then wow you need to get your shit together.

>>26346209
basically WSB fucked around and found out. they out fucked over the hedggies and manipulators. now they're getting the press to demonize WSB as a bunch of folks who manipulate markets and stocks.

super fucked up, but I believe it. jews and their puppets don't like competition.

Gambling is my way of life...sadly
XRP, GRT.
I spend my life at the casino all day everyday I carry dice and cards everywhere.

Minimum wage I'm getting paid spend it all at the casino

Am I taking crazy pills here? I remember a few months ago TQQQ was around 120 a share and I got out to go for something else, but watched it slowly rise up to around 180 or so recently? TD Ameritrade is showing a -50% loss but none of the charts have any sort of dip like that, and on the fund details page it says it went up ~$50.

What's going on with TQQQ?

>>26346162
If you have to ask, you wouldn't get it you hack fraud.

Baking

>>26346418
>I'm newfag from 09
>2009 was 32 years ago

>>26346458
There is no volume without the apes circlejerking, they’ll lose all confidence without their echo chamber. If Melvins smart they’ll go hard tomorrow morning and then watch the dominos fall.

>>26346526
well it's a good thing INTC dropped the ball again
your only worry is whether the overall market is green or red

>>26346541
No crazy pills, but you're retarded and investing in stocks when you don't know how a split works.

>>26344580
Markets have a dismal track record on predicting wars, all in on DFEN.

>>26346534
>folks
you mean niggers

>>26346387
You’re just mad we actually made something happen instead of you larping faggots. See, the difference between us is that we have an actual community. Who is your community anon? A bunch of neckbearded incels you don’t even like? This site is dead. The content is garbage. I’m willing to bet you keep coming here out of spite for yourself. But don’t worry, like I said we won’t be here long. We won’t gum up your precious works.

>>26346534
it just sounds like WSB is over-reacting in response for drama

>>26346418
> i’ve been here for 14 years
Just fucking kill me

>>26346541
Best bait I've seen all day.

>>26346541
stock splits anon, how fucking new are you? damn this is going to be a tough year with all these biden faggots

>>26346500
That shit isn't going to disappear just because some reddit closes. They'll just find somewhere else

>>26346559
>09
You're literally the cancer that killed this site

t. olderfag

>>26346435
Holy fuck that guy from that video is annoying, it does look interesting I agree. I tend to think the auto industry in general is trending upward and ford options were cheap as hell. Up 800% on my 10.50c Jan 29 exp

NEW

>>26346648
>>26346648
>>26346648

>>26346414
The largest "stock" forum getting nuked from the inside is worthy of talking about, the comedy value alone is great.

>>26344130
Bonds and USD

>>26346614
This site is not for globohomo nigger-loving trannies. You won't last long on here without being triggered you fucking faggot kike lover.

Attn: to all you r/wsb refugees please refrain from posting for at least a month. Actually it’s better if you just leave.

>>26346613
I mean, I did say jews and their puppets.

>>26346617
it's both, imo. they do have a LOT of exposure right now from cramer, "journalists" and the other jewish puppets, so I don't doubt the rumors are true. Not to mention that they literally just fucked citron and a bunch of other short seller hedggies pretty good.

>>26346614
>they don't spam rocket emojis every sentence reeeee
nigger

>>26346614
If you're going to stay here until your tranny shit hole opens back up atleast don't talk like such a flaming faggot

>>26346667
How big is this wsb?

>>26346660
Ya the dude is cringe as fuck, but if you want to know all of the le quirks and features of car, he does a good job of showing everything that most people would never know about. I'm up the same on my 1/29 10.5c, but I only got 1 contract. I should have trusted that one dude that was saying to buy them.

>>26346614
how can we ever recover from this epic roasting?

>>26346793
at least a million users lol. i think it was closer to 2

>>26345852
That's cool that's cool but you need to go back faggot.

>>26346643
It slows them down and posts are less likely to attract new idiots. WSB would have been fine if they stayed off the front page and only had a few hundred thousand users. The peak was a million people pumping and dumping stocks, that's obviously something that they cannot keep quiet and they don't have the tact to stop bragging about their gains as to not bolster their numbers.

>>26346614
You’re a bunch of wagies who go weak in the knees whenever someone with more than 100K posts something. You deserve the bags you’ll be holding for following the advice of actual teenagers. The average account on that site is probably less than 5k, your community will be homeless and scattered soon. Have fun larping as an investment ‘community’ in a fucking youtube comment section dumbass. And you posted your link why are you still here responding to people?

>>26346679
I used to be on 4chan a lot believe it or not. Back in 08/09. Your scary words don’t hurt me. Besides I’m not here for you. This happening is bigger than you or me or any of us

>>26346679
Yeah it’s clearly for trap lovers and furfags. I’ll try not to barf on your carpet

>>26346850
What do you think I did on wsb? Talk mad shit of course.

>>26346793
1.9M users, and they have a collective ownership of something like 10% of GME

>>26346875
GME dropped to 33.50 usd on the German market just now, you better scurry

>>26346875
Just stop trolling, faggot. If you're really from R@ddit go to /r/wallstreetbets2

ITS BACK UP

RETARDS ITS BACK UP

ALL UNITS FALL IN

thanks for having us nerds it was a pleasure

>>26346950
Then do it already, what are you waiting for? Or was that it? You’re probably the same faggot handling the wsb twitter lel

>>26347032
It’ll be down again, next time forever. Hope you made a nice home in that youtube comment section to go back to.

>>26345423
Pretty sure you can't lose any more money on calls than with stocks, unless you hold something with no volume until expiration date. Right?