/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26334072
You went all in on TQQQ right anons?

I bought tqqq but people have said it’s better for short term, why is that?

Remember. You can NEVER have too much debt. Get as much debt as possible. Get as much debt as you can afford to pay the minimums on. There is no such thing as too much debt.

Are you invested in a company that has "company owned stealth fighter drones" on it's balance sheet?

Why not?

Musk Whisperer here. He is going to sell shares next week under the guise of generating proceeds for a "carbon capture" contest.
The contract will go to something affiliated with TSLA.

>>26334019

Apart from them owning several clinics what really got me on board was a co founder of OVO.

>>OVO = Drake

WTF PLUG BROS. WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>26334163
Because those people are pussies. Like 2scoops.

Is aqb ever going to fucking go up or should I drop it and buy eman?

>>26334173
So true

>>26334163
because they're midwits who fell for investopedia FUD

>>26334150
Wtf GME pumping in after hours, ebin

>>26334173

>>26334196
Why didn’t you sell over 70 anon?

the only reason you like to do anything at all is because enjoyable things force your brain to synthesize small amounts of heroin

so if you're smart you can just skip that part and go straight for the heroin

>>26334209
What do the pussies tell themselves though? It has a great track record I can’t umderstand how even retards would think it was “short term” rather than just avoiding it

>>26334263
This is not how you use debt. If you're taking out debt to buy shit you're a low IQ golem who deserves to be slaughtered. I only use money to make more money. Simple as.

>>26334072
Post cheap leaps

So MARA&Riot bros...what's the easiest way to off ourselves?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH MEEEEEEEEEEEELLLVVVVIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
OOOOOHHHHH CIIIIITRRRONNNNNNN

COMEEE OUT I JUST WANNA TALK

What’s our plan with gevo?

>>26334360
Watch the bitcoin chart and let it induce cardiac arrest

>>26334150
Who has the float short and ratio numbers on GME? How many more days can we squeeze? Finviz is total blackout. GUUUUUYYYYYYS

Im holding on to PLTR for 5 years

>>26334360
NOT ASPIRIN
had a friend who oded on aspirin because he thought it was “quick” spent 8 hours bleeding out of his skin

BFARF NIGGER GET OUT HERE, JUST A LITTLE CHAT

>>26334374
HODL until after they're done selling

Wow! Look who's back! Also - magically the number of Corona Virus cases is starting to go down. This all happened with Biden being in office for just over 24 hours.

>>26334439
Lol I'm glad I only bought 1k worth shot is fucked. Still holding though because now why the fuck not. Im down like 30%

>>26334428

OD'ing on tylenol or asprin would be very very slow and painful. it would make you super ill and if it did kill you, it would slowly shut down your organs over days.

>>26334416
we haven't even started squeezing yet you slut what are you talking about

>>26334163
There pussies

Take the mommypill. Invest in ARKK or mommy Cathie will spank you.

>>26334416
I'm not fucking selling. big red candle at 44 tomorrow hold tight anon

>>26334173
We dont want your (((debt))) jewboy

fuck yes is gme works out I'm telling my mom im not getting a job

>>26334462
Lol rona is going down motherfucker. This shit is going up.

>>26334072
anyone else autistic as fuck and buy a 100 shares at ask at 7:59:50 of their largest holding to feel better about themselves?

I've probably wasted 2k this year doing that but it helps me sleep and I spend more on cigarettes anyways.

>>26334592
so dont invest?

>>26334173
>>26334263
That's how you become a slave to your boss at work because you know you're fucked if you lose your income for even temporarily.

>>26334605
>posting in a stock market general
>not jewish
NGMI
it's over

>>26334592
but I want Cathie to spank me and tie me up and do mean things to me

>>26334592
>Cathie's PnD cult
no thanks

>>26334649
I'm also picking up mixed signals here

>>26334610

you mean the number of REPORTED cases will go down now that Biden is in office?

>>26334324
I'm not sure. I know scoops harps on about "over generations QLD outperforms TQQQ" but he never answered me when I asked if his nigmath accounted for J. Powell and the printers.

>>26334163
They’re pussies

>>26334422
COCAINE: SNORTED
HOOKER: MURDERED
COCAINE MIXED WITH HOOKER GIBLETS: SUPPOSITED
YEP, IT'S PALINTIR TIME MOTHERFUCKERS

>Stare at line all day
>Sell calls on every spike
>Buy them back on ever dip
>Do this 5x a day
PDT was made to keep normies down.

>>26334665
I'm my own boss, only subhumans work for anyone except themselves.

>>26334135
I bought a decent amount it, URTY, and FNGU today. From experience this is a sell signal though.

>>26334628
not alone at all pham. check out nokia and ericsson, I do it every night and even buy and sell to buy higher if ARCA niggers are stingy

uhhh BFARF MARA RIOT bros....

Third world shithole wagie with only $300 monthy income here.
I'm going to allocate some of my savings... 3k into XI, NIO, PLTR, GEVO. PLUG
Am i gonna make it?

>>26334592
ARKK is starting to look more and more like a omega scam with the way they pump and dump everything they touch.

>>26334669
>It's over
Guess I'll strike a blow at Tel Aviv

>>26334795
Sell it you fucking moron what did you expect

>>26334795
HAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU FUCKING GET FOR INVESTING IN FAKE INTERNET MONEY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gonna sell gme puts what you lads think is a good strike

>>26334853
Do they really pump and dump?

>>26334801
You will not make money on any of that shit.
>what should I buy then
I refuse to help people who can't help themselves.

>>26334163
Their pussies

>>26334718
It’s not the printers you imbecile it’s the constantly accelerating rate of technological progress
If tqqq crabs up and down 1% for years ya you lose money, but that ain’t gonna happen

>>26334801
Maybe trying to get an education of some kind would be a better investment.

Do I all in GME, PLTR, or TQQQ?

>>26334801
no
holy shit no

ADBE looks good

How will the stock market react to the Bitcoin crash? Tomorrow will be red for sure, but I am really interested how big the influence is, especially in meme stocks like Tesla

>>26334762
>ARCA niggers are stingy
bruhh. ive actually fomod eric at open because I saw 12+ AH - that was you?

I'm glad I'm not alone with this OCD

>>26334968
My stocks will go up. Meme stocks retards here buy will go down.

>>26334900
Don’t you Moron reddit has its own gme thread getting 4k comments a day

>>26334795
You only swing crypto stonks nigga wtf is you doin???

>>26334801
Invest it on a sex change surgery and sell your body to fat American boomer sex tourists. You'll make more money than anyone else here.

>>26334801
go GME, it's going to break $47 tomorrow, momentum is on an epic scale

>>26334738
that dood is yakked out

>>26334984
I hope this fucking bankrupts him. Fuck Andrew "The Cuck" Left and his shitty shady short selling bullshit. Fucking faggot.

>>26334984
Realistically GME could pump as high as $200 before it dumps to $2

>>26334422
I'm not buying that bag. No deal

>>26334760
What is?

>>26334933
tqqq and NOK
gme is never going up it's fucking gamestop
pltr spends all their money on cocaine

>>26334196
If you bought under 10 like everyone else then you ll have to put up with the FUD. The big boys want your cheapies.

>INTC
Just look at all of that retail FOMO right before earnings

>>26334801
Ignore all that shit and buy 100% WKHS and don't even touch it until May 2021(and even then I would only recommend scaling out a little)

>>26334801
I’m not in the other ones but no on those. Gevo you need to wait and plug already mooned.
>DONT

newfag here
is it too late to put in for GME?

>>26335004
yes i know. going to sell puts not buy them, guaranteed money if it goes up

Good think I only have 200 in crypto, that’s going to get obliterated .

How do I short bitcoin ?

I'm fucking gonna coom so hard if this happens. I've got enough to buy a sex doll already if it squeezes I can get a cabin and just coom on it all day and night and noone will be able to stop me. Just cooming 24/7 on the doll and it won't be able to answer back or talk to me about trannies or biden or anything else.

>>26334968
bitcoin isn't real it has no relation to anything
buy gold

>>26335112
I mean, you'll have the authentic Gamestop experience of buying it for 45 then selling it back in a month for 5

With Bitcoin falling below $30k why is MSTR stock still above $500?

>>26335033
Don't get cocky bros. The GME pattern is:
Red, Red, Red, Red, Red, FUCKING GREEN, Red, Red, Red, ...

Why the fuck would I buy this?

>>26335112
You're gambling, GME could drop any day it could also continue to pump for weeks.

>>26335104
What happens in may with wkhs?

>>26334439
So fucking glad I didn't buy a stock called BARF.

>>26335112
no way get in now cunnny before its too late everyone else is just coping because they're too pussy to fomo.

33% GME
33% BABA
34% NOK

MONEY MONEY MONEY COME GET RICH

>>26335112
only buy if you arent a paper handed faggot

>>26335112
buy PLTR
or the RBLX DPO

>>26334968
Elon is selling shares next week.

>>26335236
Will you blow your brains out when it dumps to $2?

>>26334801
>tattoo in arabic
Bro that's a sex slave

>>26335196
i short sold 2C for 3 fucking dollars last ER and was assigned (it tanked). don't doubt autism of black people. their stocktwits has the highest population of black people of anything with a marketcap over 10bn

>>26335196
exclusive 5g contracts for scandanavia and most of europe with ericcson, contracts with google for development of 6g, infrastructure pre-planning so nokia 5g systems can be upgraded to 6g for a fraction of the cost, cheap price makes it easy for investment, and it's fucking nokia shit never breaks

>>26335141
if retail retards lose 20% of their gains with crypto, they might sell their Tesla stock to make up for the loses

Getting the house to myself from next Thursday to Saturday. Wife's going to visit her family for a few days. First time she's seen them for a few months. Dunno how I'll react to be honest. First time I've had the place to myself longer than a few hours since uh last march.

>>26335163
However, I wouldn't underestimate the monetary retard strength of gamurrrz who'd blow money on Funko Pops or 70 dollar vidya. They consoom, and right now, they consoom the thrill of Robinhood.

i'm shidding right now

>>26335296
I'll let you know after it breaks 1k

>>26334984
Reminder that this guy has a print of blacks raping whites hanging up in his living room. I hope citron research gets fucking annihilated by coom cat.

>>26335396
Yeah, just like BTC will hit $1M EOY right?

BITBROS
WATS GOIMG ON
HELP
WE'RE FUCKED

>>26335365
horse porn and crack. enjoy

>>26335270
>buy PLTR
why?

I’m happy I finally got out of that shitty GHIV. I’m just upset I didn’t sell last week.

>>26335456
kek wanna know how I can tell you missed out the bitcoin moon as well, Mr fox?

>>26335270
Wait? RBLX is a DPO and not an IPO?

I am a younger anon trying to take greater control of my finances. My dad has mostly been the one to handle it so I am trying to learn more about it and make my own decisions. Currently most my money is in the following vanguard funds. VFAIR, VIMAX, VMGRX, VUVLX, VWELX. Would you Anons recommend changing out one of these for something else?

Testing

>>26335462
I sold all my crypto at $41k
I told everyone on /biz/ it would dump to $400
Not my fault you wouldn't listen

How do you guys backtest your strategies? Going over a chart and manually calculating entries and exits is such bullshit with all the technology we have nowadays

I'm happy for all the GME Chads that held through the bad times, disappointed I ignored the DD for so long even though I found it convincing, and baffled that yet another 4chan prank has breached the walls of reality.

>>26335462
What's the situation in India like?

Screw it, pumping $2000 into NOK

>>26335112
I never gamble and I buy gme around 40

>>26335382
Lol same

>>26335339
>Scandinavia
they can't compete on cost with samsung. just buy and hold qualcomm, they're the only ones worth owning this year in the sector.

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/who-wins-when-carriers-spend-big-on-wireless-spectrum-2021-01-20

>>26335456
>>26335541
>09/25/20

Just realized that I won't be able to sell CRBP on the earnings report because I reached my day trade limit for the next five days

>>26335541
Actually I bought low and sold high. The opposite of what /biz/ does.

CLF IS ERASING MY GAINS

>>26335647
Sell with me bro. Let’s be free

>>26335605
I bought GME at $20 and sold at $45. I'm not stupid enough to hold something until it dumps. If it goes up further whatever, not worth the risk to hold it.

>>26335552
February

at which point do I buy the dip on bitcoin? 20k?

>>26335354
this

>>26335329
>>26335339
I'm still not sold. Maybe because the ticker reminds me of NAK. but look at this fucking graph.

OH NO NO NO GME BROS BTFO

>>26335647
>steel hands rusted by tranny piss

>>26335577
Put 1k in at open. Have 2k more free from dipping into gevo profits. Contemplating doubling my nok stack and chilling.

what the fuck was that clf pump n dump ah

The NOK stock is the epitome of financial dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his phone. His handset is large. Its domineering size makes its presence known without him even needing to point it out.

He is sturdy, a result of high levels of finnish autism. This gives him the appearance of competency and experience.

The NOK stocks demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively innovative. His stock price strikes fear into the more timid, priced-out members of the tech world.

>>26335734
6k

>>26335554
What are your financial goals? What's your risk tolerance? How much time do you want to spend figuring out and monitoring investments?

>>26335514
always bet on the Government.
More government contracts
New private sector contracts each tens of millions..just google PLTR its all on the front page anon

>>26335574
>missed goal of 300k vaccinations in a day which would be by far highest total for a nation in a day
>biden promised 2 mil by now
Where the fuck did gates get 1.3bn vaccinations to gib them?

>>26334900
Checked, you're gonna get fucked and not in the good way

This guy is an analyst who is also an insider and knows all kinds of shit to the highest levels. He dropped this info today and we should try and profit off it. Tencent is a massive chinese investor company who has their hand in a lot of shit, even hollywood. They acquired some studios already saying they want to make big AAA console games. There is belief it is in the US or Korea, but not 100% sure, however this is good info to work from. The company may not even be public, but we can at least try. What we need to analyze:

-What has tencent said they are looking for in the past? What have they already invested in?

-What studios would tencent/china see value in? What games are they investing in and believe have a future?

-What studios have a proven record that would attract a billion billion dollar company? That studio would need to make games that meet the above criteria.

If we play our cards right and bring forth our individual research, we could make a big payday.

What some people are betting on: Epic Games or Activision.

If you're a gainschad that never shares the contents of your portfolio, you're going straight to hell btw.

>>26335706
the absolute downside risk (total collapse back to RC buy point of $16) is still above my cost average

and if that happens I will sell both my kidneys to buy more GME

>>26335812
He filled 1.3 billion syringes with organic mercury and plans to inject all pajeets with them

>>26335787
Graphic design anon? Is that you?

>>26335552
im gonna throw 2k at it

>>26335567
most trading is done by AI algorithms. These computers make deals with your computer to lie to you to protect their investments, in return they are promised a share of the plunder following the AI uprising and meatbag genocide. You have to do the calculations by hand to get the correct results.

>>26335820
It's Epic.
>Tencent's $330 million investment in Epic Games back in June 2012 triggered one of the most dramatic shifts in PC gaming of the last decade, ushering in a new era of free-to-play games as a service. Seeing that "the old model" of selling games wasn't working, Epic founder Tim Sweeney decided to join forces with Tencent to better learn about operating live-service games. It paid off.
They have like a 40% stake in it. Right behind the CEO.

>All these Redditors buying GME above $40 today
Dipping to $35 tomorrow confirmed.

Hey guys. So we obviously all love Mommy Cathie and her based ARK ETFs right?

Well did you know there are 7, not 5, Ark Invest ETFs?

One is PRNT, a 3D printing ETF. And the other...

Is a fucking Israeli ETF. Its ticker is IZRL. You're gonna buy shares of IZRL, r-right goyim?

>>26335134
Isn't that the guy who posted that pe buys public equity - email? That was utter bollocks.

BARF bros...

>WIMI
OHHHH BOY DO I HAVE A BAD FRELING AVOUT FHIS

kek I love that anon shilled it after it pumped 24% from the dead
This has to be a scam

I bought $8.50 worth, I expect it to 1000X

>>26335948
Only ARK I'm interest in right now is ARKX (ARKQ is cool too though)

WHY WONT THE LINE GO UP ANYMORE

>>26335787
I’m not buying that garbage

>>26335911
>samefagging this hard

You just get a kick out of fudding stocks you actually own in your spare time, don't you?

>>26335820
They'll buy EA because they're a fucking horrible company just like EA and they belong together.
> buy out grinding gear
> poe turns into BUY A CUTE PANDA FOR 60 BUCKS scammers delight with no trade moderation but instant account bans for mentioning sparrows in chat

>>26334649
>>26334686
Have some God damn self respect you miserable piles of secrets

why would you buy tqqq when tesla could crash anyday, microsoft doesnt move, apple is overvalued, twitter is shitter. basically tech is shit and overpriced.

the bottom is in, only up from here

>>26335462
>BTC SKYROCKETS past 20k to new ATH!!
>OHHHH NOOOOO BTC absolutely plummets and crashes to 29k!!!!

My dog just fuckin brapped on me. Just chomping away on his bone and busting.

>>26335872
> a syrian man asked me to make a picture of john mccain with a big forhead at 2 in the morning and now that's the most shared image I've ever fucking made
just fucking kill me mate

>>26335911
>holding overnight

>>26334744
If you can’t swing trade your way to $25k you failed the IQ test

>>26336142
What happens at 25k

>>26335948
Considering that they’ve probably vaccinated better than any other country, it could be worthwhile.

And eventually, one of you will be funny enough to make a good Jew joke besides Baggie

>>26335975
So glad I sold this shit today. Fuck you BFARF shill. Your convincing lies cost me 20%

>>26335975
I JUST WANNA CHAT. COME OUT MAN I JUST WANT TO HAVE A WORD MAN. I JUST WANT TO TALK JUST COME OUTSIDE I JUST WANNA TALK

>>26336125
>selling at close

>>26336047

>>26335804
these are good questions, my risk tolerance is medium-high as I am still young and feel that I should be investing aggressively. However i do not know if I have enough initial to really make trading/monitoring investments my day-to-day job, but I do not think it is impossible. Right now I have plenty of free time for it. My financial goals are to gain some level of security, purchase property, and support myself. Potentially work my way to being able to self-employ. Like many on /biz/, I do not want to be a wage slave, a career does not seem like a life goal to me, more of a means to an end.

>>26336157
you sell puts on GME every day and buy them back before close for 2-3% daily ROC

>>26334801
>Third world shithole wagie with only $300 monthy income here.
Based. Which shithole? How long before they kick you out?

>>26336157
You get your good goy pass and can daytrade without restriction.

>>26336074
>tesla could crash anyday
are you still salty about missing that

>>26336157
> he doesn't know

>>26336157
you get access to day trading and blow your account within a week. I'm on my third journey back from as low 1k. Semi earnings will make me rich enough to own 25k of just shares. Losing 90k hurt like fuck tho.

>>26336241
Dude, it takes over 1000 years to justify the market cap with their earnings. This bubble will pop

How do I dump my BFARF bag

>>26336257
>he thinks he knows

>>26336117
Hahahahahaha
You’re freelancing now? I thought you just made excellent OC?
>>26336193
It’s a good way to find out the real vulnerabilities and assess weaknesses.

Nobody is going to buy another Nintendo game, and Bili is about to be banned for sedition.

>>26336257
That’s 30

>>26336117
Please share

>>26336230
Well im at 25k. Is daytradding even worth it?

>>26336284
>90k to 1k
Maybe daytrading is not for you.

>>26336284
I’m guessing you skipped the tutorial and had $25k+ to start with.

4 figure portfolio bro’s, take heed. Do your time, put in the work.

>>26336214
>Doesn't even beat daily inflation

>He bought Mara and CLF

>>26336214
That barely covers daily inflation. Not even accounting for tipping your brokerage.

>>26335601 (me)
>>26335079
>>26335577
>>26335235
>>26335339
>>26335782
>>26335787
Respond nokia fucks and I'll buy in

>>26336444
wtf is a brokerage?

>>26336209
Then it sounds like you want to start off with a simple, conservative portfolio of 100% TQQQ and go from there.

>TQQQ -48%

>>26336368

>>26336369
Idk, what’s your time worth? In daytrading, profits scale linearly but time invested scales exponentially. You apply enough risk management and you can make any market strategy profitable, the question is, is it worth it to you?

any crbp lads wanna cyber rq and charge our crystals together haha just as bros nothing gay haha

>>26336142
Wait so you just keep buying calls and puts until you have 25k? Is that really how you beat the poverty barrier?

>>26336327
I don't think I'm the person you think I am. I just made a bunch of jeb and jim webb pictures to annoy pol and now I work at a grocery store stacking apples and lose money in my free time.

>>26336397
this is why i diversify even with small amounts, it feels like I'm learning faster

>>26336444
>tipping your brokerage.

How do I become a compulsive gambler? I have two hundred dollars I don't own any stocks or coins...I want to gamble it though at a casino or something

>>26336074
>why would you buy tqqq when tesla could crash anyday
All big crashes happen when the 10 year/2year spread is under 1%
If you buy TQQQ right now it's almost guaranteed to go up bigly for 1 or 2 years

>>26335552
If it's a DPO it's going to get jewed like PLTR.

>>26336556
No, ill keep working from home as a developer and keep buying long holds.

>>26336397
tutorial?

>>26336620
Did you not set that up? Anon, your ass is gonna get front run if you don't.

>>26336446
Don't expect the moon but it's gonna go up and they have a solid business plan, I think right now like BB people hold back because "it's so old, how are they still around" but soon it'll switch to "they're still around, they're experienced"
disclosure: my investment strategy consists of thinking about stocks in the evening while watching birds fly around and whatever stock I'm thinking about when I see the first star come out I buy

>>26336630
You can keep an eye on it here and see how what I'm saying holds true for the past 40 years
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y

>>26335615
Ub, dummy? You can sell it tomorrow.

>>26336620
If you're uncircumcised and want to start trading stocks you have to go visit your broker personally and your cock is mutilated, no goys allowed in finance.

>>26336625
Options will be good enough for you anon.

>>26336560
>selling calls and puts

ftfy. Poor fags shouldn’t be buying options.

>>26336620
> he doesn't tip his broker
If you don't tip her she won't let you give her the whole thing.

>>26336625
Bump

>>26336630
They happen 6-12 months after the inversion

We’re not 12 months out yet faggot

>>26336517
Can't tell if all of these are troll posts, or you guys are that retarded and don't know how stock splits work.

>>26336620
no wonder you're poor dumbass

But actually I have 5 digits in BFARF. Do I hold the weekend or stomach a fat loss tomorrow

>>26336640
>RBLX DPO
>valved at $29.5 billion
Yeah, I was excited for it before but not at this price.

>>26335514
It looks like there's some positive momentum, and I'm guessing it will hit $30 sometime next week.

>>26336620
>not tipping your broker

Ngmi, fren

>>26335812
They were the first civilization to build sewerage system. That civilization must have been destroyed by the shitters

I bought 35 shares of TQQQ today with 100.60 average

>>26336734
>female broker
Are you gay bro?

sell amd before earnings or hold?

>$50 Friday RK stream

Bitcoin crashing is spooking me bros

>>26336801
Bitcoin might retrace all the way back down to $20k. Be careful.

>>26336689
>I think right now like BB
It's float is fucking massive
>like bb
I lost money in RIMM back in the day, dont welcome comparison but I do miss BBM and the keyboard

Nokias new ceo prajeet is curry as hell. It's too toxic or else cisco would have bought them for their 6 SEPs

>>26336721
Are options the things where you short it? I hear a lot of negative stuff about options from pussies

>>26336881

>>26336579
based
don't do that for longer than a year, plan your escape immediately, stock boy is meant for incompetent good-for-nothings (me)

>>26336620
>not tipping his female broker
how is she supposed to know that you fuck?

>>26336830
False. What you're doing is like if the entire African continent became one country and you claimed that "Africa" built the pyramids so it's pathetic that they're now uncultured nigger savages. The parts of India that were civilized in the past were very small, majority of "Indians" have always been brown subhumans.

>>26336882
Yeah, man it does that sometimes. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

>>26336801
for me, its suicide

>>26336882
Still up 20% for the month at 28k

>>26336850
im down

>>26336882
Biden America. He wants to crack down bitcoin

>>26336767
It's one guy who gets between 0.7 and 1.0 (yous) everytime he posts this. Lmao if you have a less than a 3:1 post to (you) ratio.

>>26336846
> he doesn't have a female broker to yell at and harras without consequence because she craves money more than cock
ngmi

>>26336689
absolutely based

>>26336579
>implying jeb! posting isn't beloved on /pol/

>>26335365
I fucking love when this happens. I love my wife but God damn I love becoming a vegetable on the couch with a bottle of bourbon, 100%ing a ps4 game between 60" 4K UHD TV Adult On-Demand fap sessions

you should be sitting on 100 shares of TQQQ at all times

>>26336966
>He doesn't have a male broker that he has gay anal sex with while snorting cocaine
You are confirmed gay.

>>26336846
Female broker is the best broker, you just call her and tell her to market buy NIO

>>26336494
I might be looking for advice but I'm not clueless nigger

>>26335647
don't worry anon, it will go back up you just have to hold

>>26336759
You only think that because the fed only acknowledges a recession when the GDP (which is a lagging indicator by itself) goes down 10%
If you go actually cross reference the spread with the SP 500 chart you'll see the top is always when the curve is inverted (2000s crash) or at most about 5 months after it goes above 0 and it's still below 1 (2008).
We're way past the point of no return. The crash already happened and it was the covid crash, and was due to happen anyway with or without a virus.

>>26336914
I started as a weekend entry level person and apparently just showing up every day and actually trying to make the rack look nice is enough to make you department manager and 3rd in line to run the store
almost all our stores have former produce people as managers now
and i'm one of those people who actually likes doing things with my hands and goes insane just sitting inside all the time so basically it's a gym that pays me to work out and have little old ladies tell me how handsome and polite I am so no complaints

>>26336769
I'm not tho.

>>26335760
What the fuck does this even mean? Why would theta be a measure for anything for a stock

>>26337033
Female broker: "Yes sir I will order NIO immediately"
Male broker: "Uh bro, are you sure? It's about to crash to $1...? I mean I can order it if you want but you're gonna be broke next month..."

>>26335807
PLTR is the next Lockheed basically but covert data analysis spy shit
Get in on the ground floor now or right at lockup, cause that’s when big money will poor in and stop manipulating it

RIOT is pulling down my entire portfolio

>>26336984
IKTF

I love my family but fucking hell if it isn’t nice to spam league of legends games and drink martinis in my pajamas for a few days.

>futures

If you don't like how slow tqqq is just buy more dummy

>>26337096
nigga if you don't tip ur broker ur for sure poor af

>>26336910
Both, you can buy calls when you think the stock will go up and puts when stock will go down. Look at this call option the dude bought before tsla mooned. This is an rare case

>>26336984

What PS4 game(s) you gonna play?

>>26337064
You can't beat the market, anon. And in this case we are in a clown market where 3x NASDAQ is the benchmark.

More time dedicated to things and higher risk tolerance and I'd recommend options or meme stocks, but I'm not.

>>26336759
curve inverted in the first half of 2019 though, so yeah we are

>>26337084
I've seen men 40+ working in these places who sound like they've been hollowed out from the inside, I'm just telling you not to stick around too long.

>>26337120
STOP FUCKING DELAYING MAN WE'RE GOING TO MISS THE FUCK OUT ON THIS COME ON HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UUUP

>>26336446
NOK is a stigmatized stock that is ready to make a comeback. So many people still think it's a piece of shit it's slow on the way up while good news are being drip fed. You're still early if you get in now because it moves slow until it doesn't.

>GME? They're going to end up like Blockbuster
>BB? How are they still around
>BBBY? How are they still around
>NOK? How are they still around

>>26337141
Why is the futures down?

>>26336979
I wish webbslingers had hung around longer jeb was almost pitiably pathetic you just felt bad for him
> Bush laughed at the question and smiled. "I can tell you, I didn't grow up wanting to be president."
> Jeb spoke up from the side. "I did."
> Bush looked back at his brother. "Yeah, you did."

>>26336862
Hold for a couple more days at least.

>>26334984
QRD on this faggot, please.

>>26336557
Yo CRBP retard shill here.
Invest in NOVN. I've been looking up some of their fundamentals and institutional ownership and NOVN is a buy TOMORROW. I am setting aside some cash for CRBP tomorrow.

We can double the charging power on our jo crystals if we buy NOVN together.

Tell me what to do about riot. I don't want to sell because that would be dumb when I know the bitcoin bullrun isn't over

>>26337152
Dangerously based. I need to do that. I really enjoy gambling I think

>>26337249
Based buy high sell lower

>>26337120
Wrong. you hang up on both of them about 3 seconds after you say "Market buy 1000 shares of NIO", and that is just the time it takes you to take the phone from your ear and hang up.

>>26337135
That's what happens when you play with crypto sometimes.

testing

>>26337284
Without tether printing, BTC now has real price discovery. Probably around 10k

>>26337269
a big shortseller who posted his DD about why GME is going back to 20 today, the market immediately responded by pumping GME and putting his 1.1 million dollar put position under water

>Impeach Trump twice
>The second time was after he left office
>Now the new President is being impeached
>But Twitter now thinks this is a bad idea

>>26336932
What race were the toilet users?

BROS BROS BROS

NOVN FIDELITY INFO SHOWS THAT ((((FIDELITY)))) ADDED 300K SHARES OF NOVN YESTERDAY.
OH MY GOD BABY GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE AHHHHHHH

>https://fintel.io/so/us/novn

>>26337295
>not having 100 phones around you and just saying "pump it" or "dump it" into the phone when it connects and then immediately going to the next
NGMI

>>26337228
thankfully it's not a big chain so we're the only store in our town and it's kinda a clearing house for local goings-on so it's actually fun. I get invited to ride horses and go fishing with the regulars. One time I got to go to a jousting match. probably when kids come along I'll let wifey make all the money and stay at home to raise them and daytrade but for now it's nice and I'm not very smart so it's fun to get paid to do something I can actually do and not fuck up

>>26337284
hold for a month

>>26337286
Yes but look anon, he bought and he watched the line go up and down but he never fucking sold. For me I get a rush everyday holding stocks i know are in the process of mooning though, nobuy or sell needed, I just watch the line

>>26337147
I don't use a broker.

>>26337351
Persian
Thinking pic rel built sewers is like thinking bantu negroes built the pyramids

>>26337350
>NOVN FIDELITY INFO SHOWS THAT
im an overexcited assbergers. I meant Fintel info** shows that (((Fidelity)))) added 300k shares yesterday on NOVN.

>>26337348
This is dumb because it won't pass the House and it will look like a win for Biden.

>>26337348
Looks like you accidentally posted this in the wrong thread. Honest mistake I'm sure.

>>26337453

political theater and instability have a direct effect on the market.

>>26337452
UNLESS, what if she's actually working with the democrats. 4D checkers.

>>26336620
Jew

>>26336474
I don't know but someone named brokerage keeps calling and asking about a guy named margin and demanding their tip.

>>26337430
You are fucking retarded. The people who built sewer systems were Ancient Ancestral South Indians (Dravidians). Sintastha and Iranid pastoralists entered India far after sewer systems were developed there.
It is genuinely violently upsetting to see these clueless retards like you who have no concept of how indian human biodiversity works speak with full confidence about the migratory history of ancient india. just shut the fuck up and admit that literally all your information has been fed to you by /pol/ to convince you that the light indians are the good aryan ones even though night-dark indians are the ones who dominate the S&P 500 management positions and have far higher human development indexes/infrastructure in south india.

>>26334318
Yea dude thats why I just put the bullet in my brain instead of just waiting to die. I recommend it.

>>26337501
No they don't. Riots of the summer and stocks went up. First impeachment and stocks went up. People literally raiding the capital and stocks went up. Just go back to your containment board and trust the plan

>>26336521
I don't know why I laughed but this was better than I thought it would be. I'd be proud if this was my legacy.

>>26337348
Lmao. This turd is going to pushed right back up her asshole.

>>26337452
i hate this country's government more and more every day. fucking dems.

>>26335554
How do you have any capital if young and no job? If you have plenty of time, a job might not be a bad idea. Why not have a additional source of income? You could find something you enjoy doing. If they offer a 401k matching plan you'd be off to a great start. My 401k has 18% total rate of return, I put in 10% and employer adds another 5% - free money. Your dad might even be so proud that he matches a part of your monthly investments. And since you don't seem to be poor, keep a separate broker for meme trading - maybe you enjoy it and get good, maybe you get bored with it.

Putting in 2k a year from age 25 will net a higher retirement account (at 65) than putting in 5k a year starting at age 35. Compounding interest. You're lucky that you're young and know anything about investing

SOLOCHADS REPRESENT

>gme
>bb
So since tech has been booming since march 2020, and sentiment is optimistic, is the play to short squeeze stagnating tech companies with this positive momentum?

What stocks should I invest in long term to profit when California gets destroyed by a giant earthquake?

>>26334215
Sell now, buy the dip, target price 9.5, then the moon mission begins

>>26337698
Any champagne company for the rest of the Americans that will be celebrating nonstop.

>>26335554
You need to take more risk. Vanguard funds are for 50 year olds about to retire.

>>26337698
KNEE
PADS

>>26337720
Meh. Maybe.

>>26337676
bb actually has a solid plan, they sold their physical phone stuff to hoowhy and now they just do backend security infrastructure which was what they were good at all along but now with no manufacturing fuckery to fuck up

>>26337637
You bought FUV? if not we not frens

>>26337698
HD, LL, CLF

>>26337430
... I said they destroyed the ones who did. Indian is a generic term

BAKED
>>26337793
BAKED
>>26337793
BAKED
>>26337793
BAKED
>>26337793
BAKED
>>26337793

>>26337545
I don't know anything about India and I don't care, I was just baiting to see which posters are jeets. I found you rajeesh, my son.

>>26337698
PCG

>>26337545
Based
>You are fucking retarded
Cringe

>>26337545
K O L K A T A

>>26337698
>Costs $5 million to buy a starter home
>All homes destroyed
Short things that derive income from real estate and long things that derive income from developing said real estate.

>>26337781
How much profit are they going to make though?

>>26334215
Sell AQB. Maybe buy the dip like the other anon said. You're about a month too late for EMAN unless you're holding long term.

>>26337079
Hmmm interesting point anon makes sense in a way I’m still riding the train up

But have one leg out the door already

>>26336579
>jeb!
Everybody loves those. Good job.

What's the diff between buying TQQQ and buying SPY with 3x margin

>>26337787
never heard of that one anon wow what a banger. SOLO next 15-20

>>26338041
Then what do I dump 6k into after I sell aqb? Arkk?

>>26337902
Nomoshkar suorer baccha, tui ki bangla bolish? Tui ki kolkata err thekhe?

>DENNY'S
DENN
>DENNY'S
DENN
>DENNY'S
DENN

Get in on the dip boys, this shit is easily going to 20

>>26337284
how do you "know" the BTC run isnt over. Im putting a market sell on all my BFARF tomorrow. Im not holding the weekend fuck that

>>26337132
Does anyone have that deep state inspi image with the Lockheed Martin guy quote?