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Mars. The year is 2035.

After investing 50 dollars back in 2021, Rubic has quickly become a world currency which started not long after months of daily 400% growth. Finally, when God Emperor Elon Musk tweeted the word “Rubic” it mooned 1000% per day. Meanwhile, Bitcoin began to dump until it reached 0 on June 1, 2021. Maximalists committed mass suicide and this day is now known as Rubic inauguration day. Legendary screenshots from threads with valuable discussions from users such as reeki@pajeetmarketingsolutions.india included arguments such as “Rubic” which are still quoted today. These men have gone to become the richest men alive.

I open my Rubic.Exchange app within my Rubic CUBE®. Rubic is now the global marketplace where you can buy and sell anything. I order a hooker. Payment: 0.0000001 Rubic. She arrives, blows my dick and I coom all over her face. Before she leaves, she begs for another 0.0000001 Rubic. “Please sir, my small Martian village is starving!” I refuse. Its been a long day, it’s time to kick back, relax, and enjoy the latest series on Rublix (Netflix on Rubic). You can’t wait to consume it while falling into a deep anti-depressant induced sleep on your anime pillow.

Life is good.

>> No.26331642
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>>26331073
Top tier autism.

Bullish for RBC

>> No.26331672

>>26331073
based
HEIL RUBIC

>> No.26331728

>>26331073
autism like this makes me think that this coin is definitely going to $1

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>>26331073
kek'd. LETS DO THIS RUBICHADS

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>>26331073
I enjoyed this pasta.
HEIL RUBIC

>> No.26331736

I put up with HEX. I put up with PRQ. I put up with AVAX. I put up with alot and that's just the most relevant recent stuff.

But the absolutely pathetic amount of obvious coordinated Pubic shilling is going to make me create a fucking filter for this shit.

Fuck you and fuck your advertisement campaign.

>> No.26331759

>>26331073
absolutely based. Cheers to you my good sir

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>>26331073
WHOOOO YEAH BABY
RUBIC DOMINANT 2021

>> No.26331798

>>26331736
thank you and please come again

>> No.26331801

Based transrubicist

>> No.26331848

Unironically my first coin (aside from the ETH I needed to purchase the RBC). I'm an RBC holder forever (10k)

>> No.26331937

>>26331798
kek

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>>26331736
You can still make some profit.
Buy some and feel the happiness.

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>>26331073
Die scamming nigger

>> No.26332065

>>26331073
Based and cubic pilled pasta.

R U B I C
U
B
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C U B I C

>> No.26332079

>>26332007
That's fake and you know it

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MY RUBIC STAYS CUBIC

>> No.26332171

>>26332007
wasn't there a the same thing with chainlink?

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>>26332007
Let them dump. Let's see how he is when he misses out on his 10dollar call

>> No.26332472

>>26331073
Rubic.