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My normie friend that bought eth at its ath just texted me this. Enjoy

>> No.26324919

kek at the trips

>> No.26324960

>>26324888
>I’m still gonna hold it

He’s got the right attitude at least

>> No.26324974

>down times and shit
like two years and shit

>> No.26324979

>>26324888
did you tell him he's got to wait 4 years?

>> No.26325020

>>26324888
Poor guy bought the top

>> No.26325049

>>26324888
Can you let us know when he's going to sell? I'll buy in that moment

>> No.26325063

>>26324888
>I'm still gonna hold it
he a lil confused but he got the spirit

>> No.26325237

>>26324888
checked

>> No.26325353

>>26324888
i got someone in on binance and they couldnt even hold for 10 seconds. brought right away and kept asking why its not moving up 100x and how long does it take, told them the peak will be around september and they cant even wait that long, so i told them to try swing trading instead if they are so impatient and now hes swing trading and its working out good i suppose as i get 20% of fees he pays lol

>> No.26325428
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26325428

>when r dem down tiemz n shiet

>> No.26325510

>>26324888
checked. i had friends that i told to buy in April. Of course they didn't, and then they were about to fomo in 2 weeks ago. I told them don't not now, but wouldn't be surprised if they did anyways and got justed

>> No.26325608

>>26324960
That's not even half the attitude needed
He should've been thinking about buying more

>> No.26326325

>>26324888
Respect. A true example for /biz/ to follow.

>> No.26326378

>>26325428
goes up at 4 and down at 6 dummy it's literaly this easy

>> No.26326460

There are some real idiots in crypto. You'd think figuring out a fiat ramp, wallets, dexs, swaps, and pools would keep them out. But nope.

>okay i just put my life savings into crypto
>whys it going down

>okay i just staked my LP token how much money did i make
>why cant i immediately unstake?

>> No.26326543

share this with him.
https://youtu.be/NLr2HMz_tvg

>> No.26326584

>>26324888
tell him to sell and follow the biz way, buy high sell low

>> No.26326613

>>26324888
OP your normie friend has already stronger hands than most retards here

>> No.26326628

>>26324888
Lol. Did he not price lock?

>> No.26326691

>>26324974
Kek

>> No.26327237

>>26324888
>When does the market close
>Wdym I sent to a wrong address?
>I gave my private key to receive an airdrop
>How can I get my tokens back?
>An admin from the project is offering me cheaper tokens in TG. What a deal!
>How do I use Metamask?
>Where can I buy the token? I'm only on Coinbase.
>Help, I bought the wrong token on Uniswap and there is not enough liquidity to sell.

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>>26324974
my sides are in orbit

>> No.26327377

>>26324888
thats actually turbo high iq.
All assets have periodic fluctuations that can be exploited

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26327489

>>26324888
tell him to stake the efferiums on kraken so he doesnt sell

>> No.26327511

>>26324979
> did you tell him he's got to wait 4 years?

that only works for Bitcoin. Only bitcoin always makes new highs.
eth couldnt even make a new high it got to its old high and dumped ahahah

>> No.26327572

>>26327377
checked and this. the guy doesn't sound as stupid as OP wants him to be. He's communicated some basics that many newbies don't realize until later on.