/biz/ - Business & Finance

I just realized that if I saw someone shilling a stock based on drug trial phases and FDA PDUFA bullshit i would stay away too.
Fuck the intrinsic pharmaceutical product the company produces, regarding CRBP. This is purely a value/institutional dark pool + price action play.

Nokia is the play
Research

DENN IS A BUY

>my waifu isn't real
>but my unrealized tax gains are

Nokia is a dumb meme and only spoonfed detailed DD will convince me otherwise. Get crackin nerds

>>26292968
first for fgna, robinhood spac.

>SSPK
>CURLF
>TLRY
>MSOS
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
>PW
AmeriCannaMarket Winners.

>>26292968
> there are currently more troops in dc than in the middle east
i want to keep making money but I have a feeling it's all gonna fall apart in about a month when people realize biden taking office isn't going to magically solve all problems

GOOGL is worth more than gold

I’m gonna need everyone to pump Nokia to minimum 6 dollars by end of the month
Thanks in advance,
Senior mortgage

Buy CRBP and ITRM

>shill me on <...>

Chink bro, I saw your post on Aqb stock twits. Your profile pic is absolutely based, I knew we were bros after all

Is thcb a sell?

>Just lost $5,000 on TSM bombing
.......................

Market movement is done by the time the opening bell rings. I think its time to go full retard and just buy SPY calls at close and sell them the next day at open

>>26293081
Chonk*

>>26293077
>Buy CRBP
Tell me why.

SOXL or TQQQ

all in $25k cash

HOLY SHIT WHY DIDNT I BUY THE ENERGY DIP YESTERDAY

>>26293068
oh. this is startling

>>26293045
See
>>26293076

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1352072818847068163

>small cap futures

>made a couple grand on various traditional investments, PM's etc.
>around 14 percent returns last year
>made a couple bucks on crypto but nothing major
>networth still sitting around 25k (no debts)

I'm 25 and I feel like a fucking loser, it seems like every zoomer has at least a 100k crypto or robinhood portfolio and I was too much of a bitch to even go in on anything with risk, and I fear throwing away the limited gains I made. I lust to be rich all the time. Every time I see some anon post about their new found wealth it makes me sadder. How do I invest better or come to terms with the fact I'm a middling poorfag?

>>26293114
meme energy and know you art part of the club. I put in 5 dollars for shits n giggles. If it moons Ill laugh. Life is about the experience not the finish line

Im buying TSM again. It just keeps going up and I see zero reason its going to stop. Its going to have a monopoly on the most advanced semiconductor manufacturing.
Also, AMD earnings report is next week.

>>26293114
idk go buy some random shitcoin on coinbase instead

>>26293168
RIP oil and energy sectors
Maybe TAN?

>>26293027
>they tax your imaginary 2D wife

>>26293127
im thinking UVXY calls if a crash is actually coming , thats doubtful, maybe a healthy correction, one thats been "coming" for months

>>26293007
I wish I had bought TSM LEAPs instead of GME
It actually had better returns and *arguably* lower risk (at least for people who didn't fall for China FUD)
Wtf this run

>>26293098
How much will you lose when Xi makes that a literal bombing?

>>26293045
it's nokia. shit never breaks.
also they have decades of experience good recognition and respect and a bunch of exclusive 5g contracts for nationwide infrastructure as well as being the leader of development for 6g and are also cheap as fuck so even assuming it crabs in the normal range it's been for a few years that's still a 20% gain
i mean fuck man I threw money at blackberry because my stargazing investment strategy told me to and that worked so trust me I saw capella first star of the evening yesterday and bought 100 shares it's just gonna work bro you just gotta believe

Can we all just agree that RYCEY is a good buy?

>>26293181
>>26293186
So none of you can actually tell me a single legitimate reason why you should invest in CRBP?

>>26293133
He said he was going to do that for fucking months prior to inauguration breh

>>26293133
not only was this priced in, the US is already meeting its emission targets, so all this does is redirect foreign aid to chinese solar producers doing business in africa

>>26293168
>>26293202
Non-issue since we're hitting those carbon reduction limits anyway, no? At least until fracking is banned and natural gas is kill.

>>26293222
If you change the 'B' to an 'A' it's CRAP so it has that going for it.

>>26293168
>sup followers this is your boy the us gov. we are back in the paris accord and its gonna get litty hunnid hunnid hunnid

>>26293170
Invest in American Cannabis Companies or Defense Contractors or Future Energy Resources (uranium, lithium, fish), Financial Institutions. Just know your market and capitalize on one of the top 3 companies in your chosen sector and you will be fine everytime/

>>26293203
>your tax returns are bigger than normal
>you actually received marriage tax benefits this year

>>26293061
>implying the retards who are suddenly politcal wont go back to not pay attention it
>implying the media will pay attention and make a big deal about anything biden does
>implying anything is going to change
>implying we have any choice/say/voice in anything that happens in this country
>implying that trump wasnt a zogbot just like biden
>imblying

>>26293240
Redpill me on this

>>26293245
Im with ya
BARF and CRAP is based folio

>>26293268
didn't imply any of that i'm implying that investing confidence is going to fail when things don't magically get better and it sets in that all the businesses that closed aren't coming back and all the jobs are gone for good and there is no "return to normal"

>>26293207
has anybody done the work on if buying UVXY calls when SPY is under 200 EMA?

Does the premium or however options are priced shoot up too much because everybody is anticipating a further correction in such a situation?

>>26293271
Empire of Dust but with solar panels instead of roads

>>26293241
Fracking ban doenst really matter, it's only a ban on new fracking on federal lands and the arctic circle. Honestly none of the oil majors took any permits to frack in the last 2 years on either. The arctic circle sale this year only acquired 2 bids at the minimum price. All fracking currently happening will continue

>>26293305
Wall street does care about small businesses. It sucks that they are forced to close but let's be real the market doesnt give a single fuck about poor people

>>26293271
... the us already reached the target emission reductions outlined in the paris accords in 2018, and have stayed at those levels since. most of the accords are about giving money to african countries involved in belt and road to build solar infrastructure. those countries will not buy US solar because they are in exclusive contracts with china which owns all their roads and ports as collateral.

>>26293133

all this does is give money to foreign countries.

>>26293336
New ones will always be created. A restaurant goes away but a new one will be started. If you honestly believe no small business will be created in 3 years you're fucking stupid

>>26293271
First world gives corrupt third worlders money with no strings attached despite the first world reducing emissions and the third world emissions exploding.

>>26293314
What stocks do I buy and hold for this

>>26293311
i just thought uvxy is how bears make money during small crashes

>>26293336
the people who had jobs to lose weren't poor, they were baseline consumers. poor people don't have jobs in the first place

>>26293241
There will always be a fossil fuel backbone to the grid, so natural gas isn’t going anywhere for the next few decades. Until there is a world changing breakthrough in battery tech, which isn’t likely, we’ll be burning primarily fossil fuels.

>>26293322
>All fracking currently happening will continue
Under any sane government, I'd agree. But I don't know... I get the feeling Joe Manchin is the only man holding back the woke hordes from crazy shit like banning it outright.

>>26293322

I wouldn't trust the Biden administration anon.

>>26293314
>When youre so tired you realize everything is shit including you.

>>26293338
so getting in the paris accord just means that taxpayer money is going to china? my money taken out of my paycheck is going to some chinese person and i get nothing? not even a shitty novely toy??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUNqUDIjutY

this guy literally clickbaits a crash with every video he has

>>26293356
so buy ICLN?

>https://www.spglobal.com/marketintelligence/en/news-insights/latest-news-headlines/human-rights-allegations-in-xinjiang-could-jeopardize-solar-supply-chain-60829945
GCPEF. Green energy make you very, very rich. Uyghur slave children bring you big bag. You buy now

>>26293386
>>26293387

Energy independence will not change. Even now the ban he signed into place today with the EO was temporary. I do think in the new 1.9T infrastructure bill he suggested there will be a lot spent on green tech as well as large electric vehicle tax credit for consumers. But in the end of the day Biden is a protectionist that will try to hold onto old jobs

Anyone with an xbox360 and magic 2013 want to play a game against john rocker?

>>26293368
And by 3rd world you mean China and India
The two largest polluters in the world
Leaving the Paris accords was the right move

>>26293385
>fossil fuel backbone
It's one of the last few conservative power centers left in the country. Biden's DoE nutjobs pitting it against nuclear or fucking geothermal memes in competition for baseload doesn't seem out of the question.

>>26293385
or we could just go to nuclear which would completely solve global warming but oddly liberals think it's THE DEVIL even though new reactors can't meltdown and nuclear waste a shitload easier to contain than emissions
curious how every viable solution to their problems gets demonized, it's almost like having the problem is more important than solving it

>>26293414
You would think slavery/genocide in china would be a major world issue, but nope.

>>26293401
welcome back to neoliberalism
now get ready to pay capital gains on unearned profit quarterly forever

>>26293409
His clickbait apocalyptic titles do not match the video's vanilla "Tim and Eric"-esque boomer thumbnail

>>26293449
>we could just go to nuclear which would completely solve global warming but oddly liberals think it's THE DEVIL
Nuclear's public opposition comes from the Left conflating nuclear power with nuclear weapons. It comes from the right from oil, gas, and coal lobbies (using solar memes as a diversion)

my feet stink. what can i do about this

>>26293441
>not having a computer and mtg arena
ngmi

>>26293445
>implying African emissions won’t explode in a couple of decades while they are developing and exploding in population now
And yes I know the accords are a bullshit scam. China isn’t even being “punished”.

>>26293456
China got the fucking WHO to downplay a global pandemic. One caused by gain-of-function viral research they were doing. Money talks. Simple as.

>>26293501
Let me sniff them

>>26293446
what always gets me with geotherm is that it's literally just fracking. you inject chemical treated fluids into active fault areas and it heats up and comes back.
the geysers region is CA is literally the seismically active area on earth now and the local water is completely fucked but apparently it's a ok because energy

>>26293501
What stock is this picture

>>26293523

does anyone else have advice?

>>26293497
>chernobyl

You guys might be fucking stupid. The US only pledged 3B to the Paris Agreement over 20 years and only to new tech development. The entire thing was nonbinding and had no enforcement. It's just to sound good. No money was actually getting sent.

>>26293548
Let anon sniff them

>>26293519
Just paid to get my computer upgraded. Will have it in a few days and will be playing arena.

>>26293483
well just watched his video and i think im gonna buy esports stock now SKILLZ

i found him a day before i found biz and i accidently put 50% of my folio into DKNG, at 50, its been rough. I want to average down.

Oil, steel, iron

What other commodities you think will get a nice pump over the next year or 3?

>>26293170
You can make money quickly with penny stocks. Since the beginning of this month, I went from 18k to 26k after swinging trading only penny stocks.

>>26293548
>A hand in the bush is worth two in the bushel

>>26293456
Politicans only care about money. If they cared about morals than we wouldnt be allied with half countries we are allied with. Also that type of information gets suppressed in social media, instead they focus on retarded shit. Kind of how they focus so hard elections even though we all know every election has been rigged long before anyone of us was born

>>26293522
The problem here is actually the US pulling out of the WHO and the EU being wholly ineffective at Foreign Policy. The US needs to retake the WHO/UN and completely dominate them. If we are not in the room then someone else profits. We need to remind the world they listen to us

>>26293548
What game is the picture from? Can I buy stock for this game?

>the new regime

*muffled laughter*

>>26293441

no fuck that. let's play D&D

>>26293549
> if we turn off the safety system of a 60 years out of date facility then run it at 120% capacity it might fail so lets destroy the atmosphere instead
at the end of the day all this climate change stuff is just cover because they took gods symbol he wouldn't flood the world because of sin and used it as a symbol for sin and now they're confused the world is flooding again

>>26293449
That would be the obvious and correct solution so it will never happen since the government is nothing but a tool to extract money

>>26293564
When you do lemme know. I got some SPYCEY decks

>>26293526
Is there any halfway reasonable assessment of water-table-fuckery-per-watt when it comes to fracked NG vs geothermal? Or do they both use roughly the same amount of roughly hazardous chems?

>>26293449
Do you think UUUU keeps going up in the longterm or will dementia man ruin the strategic uranium reserve with his unelected hatred for having an economy?

If you're not retarded, start shorting tesla stock now before it's too late
>noooo you have to hodl long term!
Retards...

>>26293604
theres a lot of red in those blues, and blues in those reds, thats how its always been.

>>26293599
>>26293535


I haven't given her a name. you have any thoughts?

>>26293619
ng is higher due to scale and being done nearer to developed areas

>>26293604
Trumps highest approval ratingg was 49. So Biden is close to that on his first half day...

>>26293604
>Barely has 50% in 19 states
>All the swing states with mysterious election happenings don't like Biden
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
I AM THINKING, ALMONDS ARE VIBRATING.

>>26293446
Nuclear and volcano are way too based so that's not going to happen. You're assuming they react logically rather than memetically- it'll be tax credits for stupid shit like soilar panels and wind turbines, not shit that actually works like hydro or geothermal.

>>26293501
It's a sign of poor cardiovascular health.

>>26293571
Platinum
Uranium (but not for a while)
Copper
Zinc
Water (this might be more of a 5+ year thing)

>>26293401
>>26293474
I especially liked it when the check was downgraded from 2000 to 1400 and now Larry Summers says goyim don't need money at all oy vey. But at least tranny Pakistanis got money, right fellow Americans?

>>26293645
>Media hates Trump and manages to skew the polls as poorly as possible
>Media loves Biden and tries to boost him as much as possible
>Still the same
>Forgot to make the swing states for Biden blue
oops!

is biden really gonna raise capital gains?

>>26293665

how do i make this better

>>26293358
Why the fuck would people create businesses in places like NY where they were already struggling because of bullshit regulations and only staying afloat because orange man removed a bunch? Do you even understand how to economy or is it just "printer go brr, line go up" for you?

>>26293606
Four aristocrats walk up to you offering an investment of a lifetime.
>Roll for insight

>>26293710
>is biden really gonna raise capital gains?

yes, 500% in gains for everyone not holding cash

>>26293634
I was going to ignore you, but you *do* have trips in your ID. Shorting it now.

>>26293713
let em breathe
crocs and socks master race

>>26293717
Fuck I forgot. There were no restaurants in NYC before 2020

>>26293722
1

>>26293710
yeah any capital gains over 400,000 get taxed 40%. every dollar PAST that point is taxed at 40%

>>26293642
Hutsunea

>>26293705
keep taking that copium till you ropium.

>>26293722
11 + 4

is there anyway I can see if they are full of shit? are they trying to deceive me?

>>26293655
Make sure the source for the photo is valid q tard

>>26293456
That's because governments are full of pragmatic people.
>>26293634
>start shorting tesla stock now
A lot of people more intelligent than you have tried doing this.

>>26293738
Are you capable of understanding what regulations would do to the economic environment in which all these businesses have already closed, there are no customers because people are moving south and the governor is trying to crush them with even more regulation to make up for lack of tax income? Do you think people start businesses to lose money or something?

>>26293713
Diabetic socks (even if you don't have it trust me). And diabetic sock stocks

>>26293758

hmmm can you pronounce that for me?

https://www.reuters.com/article/japan-mitsuimitsui-co-coal/mitsui-to-sell-stake-in-mozambique-coal-mine-logistics-corridor-to-vale-idUSL1N2JW055

>>26293710
Probably, but we won't know for some time. Months at least.

>>26293741
They tell you about this company with the ticker ENE. you don't pay too much attention after that and they ask you to give them all your platimun for guaranteed 2,000% gains. Just take this note down to Avernus and get it signed by Asmodeus; and the gains are yours.

Begin operation impale

>>26293645
>not getting it

>>26293655
Yes it's very mysterious isn't it, you'd think the guy that was up by 150k in Michigan would be more liked. Oh well.

>>26293781
>>26293777
Don't need to be a q-tard to see the election was full of fuck. Anyone know how many mail in ballots there were in total? No?

>>26293682
>copper, zinc
Is this related to ammunition at all

>>26293803
I typed "the void" into Google translate and picked a foreign language (Catalan). That's what a tranny from Riot Games, Ubisoft, CDProjktRed, or EA games would do. Which I own stock in all of by the way

>>26293713
I suggest you see a doctor.

>>26293780
You hear the 4 aristocrats telling the other anon about ENE and you realize that this is an life policy company specializing in paying out adventurers going into hell and selling their souls for short term gains.

>>26293844
No. There is no commodity for ammo or EV memes where they are a significant part of demand. Other than subsidies.

>>26293834
> spend all of 2000 hearing that diebold and the courts stole the election
> spend all of 2004 hearing that diebold and the courts stole the election
> spend all of 2008 hearing that mccain threw the election
> spend all of 2012 hearing that romney threw the election
> spend all of 2016 hearing that russia hacked the election
and they wonder why confidence is at an all time low

>>26293859

I stab the aristocrat (to my right) in the neck. As a waterfilter-salesman I am sworn to destroy all globalists and I cast Mark of Vengence on the remaining three.

>>26293606
>>26293741
legit though; I am a DM and would be down to run an descent into avernus campaign for /smg/

>>26293907
Every election someone complains, but then nobody does shit and it just gets fucking worse. American "democracy" is a fucking joke, almost every other country has voter ID and bans mail in voting.

>>26293902
Hm ok, I was just going off that Vista thing an anon posted a few threads back that explicitly named those.
>or EV memes
I.e. lithium isn't as affected by EV as I thought?

>>26293616
Will do seriously

>>26293986

do you run any campaigns online?

HOLY FUCK FUTURES BREAKING SUPPORT

>>26293970
Before you so roll for initiative. What is your spell save DC?
>You scream at the aristocrats as you cast your spell

>>26294037
I havent run a D20 is that's what you are asking. But I can do Zoom or something. We can do a session 0 so we can do character creation and background story.

>>26293265
Kek

Don’t be a fool, forget about it

>>26294054

It's 16

>>26294108
I WANNA BE A WHEELBARROW

>>26293800
how old are you

I'm gonna take big5's boipucci forcefully at the /smg/ meetup I'm Las Vegas in 2022.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/childrens-place-plce-digitization-endeavor-144302118.html

>$PLCE

I’m hoping more peeps see this. Getting drowned out by FUD and $CLF shills. Covid baby boom is going to happen this year. News sites are already fudding that the Covid baby boom it is a bust. Take a walk into a supermarket and see how many woman are pregnant, or even co workers.

>>26294173
didnt he die

>>26294208
Nope still here and autistic. Hgoes by LCI guy now. Baggie is on a drug and alcohol bender, tinny is in a doomsday bunker.

>>26294142
All 3 fail their saving throw! you strike the first aristocrat. Roll for dmg. and then roll for hp gainz.
>>26294148
You shout you willingly want to be a wheelbarrow into the streets. You hear cackling and a shrill old womanly voice say "wish granted"
>You willingly fail your Save DC as the woman appears to polymorph you into A WHEELBARROW!

Who else financially ruined today?

>go to /pol/ for my daily "bully Qoomers" binge
>its on fire from schizophrenia
Its no fun when they are off their meds.
>>26294148
Wheelbarrow was inferior monopoly piece. Best pieces were Top Hat, Battleship, and Artillery piece.

>>26294173
Who is hosting this? The Orkgf person? Ill kill everyone that attends

Starting a new wage slavery today.
Shit work with a shit commute but I gotta fund my shares somehow.

got this message on robinhood today. lol do these fuckers really think im going to be giving taxes to an illegitimate chinese puppet government?

>>26294318
>no shoe
shiggydiggy

>>26294173
I am going to the Vegas meetup in 2022 for /smg/ in my Hindu priest outfit from childhood and violently shit myself and the floor after having 10 shots of tequila in half an hour and ruin the entire meetup by aggressively threatening to beat people up if they don't buy bioshit PnD stocks

>>26294274

>dmg = 2006

is he bloodied?

>gain 0 hp because i'm topped off

Is anyone gonna buy Rubic? where the shills this massiv and annoying with LINK?

>>26294349
The staff at whatever vegas hotel is reserved needs to be warned that they will be dealing with autism levels so extreme that they will never see them at these levels ever again.

>>26294401
I feel like if /smg/ ever does have a meetup at a hotel in Vegas, it would be a genuinely tame and sophisticated affair to the shitshow conventions vegas usually has like FurCon or DiaperCon

>>26294441
compared to the shitshow conventions*

>>26294401

Ahem

youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

>>26294374
2006?! you mean 26? either way you kill the aristocrat in one shot. The other 3 give a horrified look and start running yelling "murderer, pajeet, cryptocoin buyer". You notice an anon in the street get turned into a wheelbarrow by what appear to be a redhead milf woman with big bazoombas. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO?

holy shit, Taiwan has been accumulating TSM hard afterhours, we're approaching ATH's again after the ""pullback""

>>26294441
youre dead wrong. someone would probably die

>>26294441
It'd be better than dashcon thats for sure.

>>26294441
Someone DD me on going all in on 37 at the roulette table

>>26294340
>S TIer
Top Hat
>A Tier
Battleship
Artillery/Howitzer
>B Tier
Shoe
Cavalry Rider
Race Car
>C Tier
T-Rex
Penguin
Wheelbarrow
>I am literally 70 years old
Thimble
Iron
>"OH SHIT NIGGA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"/GF is playing
Terrier
Rubber Ducky
Cat

>>26294400
All shitcoins will go to zero when BTC gets regulated into the dirt. Maybe not Monero because it returns to the root use of retail crypto: buying drugs.

First for SRAC and TQQQ

>>26294148
>>26294340
>>26294318
>No dogbros
Smh

>>26294472

I would like to introduce myself to the milf. My plan is to play nice and get her to try and undo the spell. My needs to get back to being human

I’m on my phone now, so sue me lol

>>26294493
I am making the assumption that the meth-head schizos who post their cumshots frozen in tupperware on /smg/ would not be the extroverted type of people to ever go to a meetup

>>26294511
The fact that thimble isn't in at least B tier shows you played monopoly with house rules and not by the book. at least you got top hat in the proper position

Spoonfeed me a redpill on PLTR. Why does it deserve even more than its already ridiculously high valuation?

Has Tinny shown up today? I wanted to see him spread the good word of the rapture.

ah, how interesting

>>26294531
you approach the witch and attempt to pursuade her to reverse the curse.
>roll for persuassion/intimidation
As you talk to her you notice she is moving her fingers and you feel your eyelids becoming heavy.
>give me a Wisdom Saving Throw.

>>26294555
It's big brother: the company. That's all you need to know

>>26294468
I am 2:50 in and this is already one of the funniest things i've seen in a while jesus christ just imagine the fucking SMELL at these booze and adderall fueled orgies with 20+ men (and one "woman") in one hotel room all sweating it out in their thick fursuits

?

>>26294560
i think hes been making tthreads

So if the real short squeeze on GME is coming why is it bad to do options?

>>26294468
based, best thing ever. almost forgout about this, was on /b/ at the time got great keks

>>26294629
This is probably a bad idea, but I’m going to try and persuade her
>persuasion = 21

>saving throw = 7

>>26294647
InternetHistorian has plenty of top tier shit that 4chan has done to the normies of the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_yCj6fXtlA

Okay I did not know that furries were into walking around in shit filled diapers. It is something regularly done and is called "crinkling" for the sound your soiled diaper makes as you walk around in it. Based.

>>26294691
2 for 1 stock split. Splits dont mean shit for ETFs though since their price is dependent on underlying stocks.

>>26294691
We lost it all on our Sneedful gambit. I'm sorry anon. I've invested in rope.

>>26294751
I hope 4chan stays around for awhile, I don't know what'd I do without you guys

>>26294709
IV is very high

You buy a July 50c and the premium is $10 as if it had an expiry for 2023. Anyone holding GME since September should know by now that institutional short sellers are not going to cover themselves into a squeeze. They have the collateral to cover slowly over time and price can stay flat in equilibrium with profit taking

GME is shackled by its fundamentals as a brick&mortar, and there is >100% institutional ownership who will all take profit based on fundamentals and not speculate on an """infinite""" short squeeze

>>26294761
Oh, didn't know it was splitting

>>26294555
It doesnt.

>>26294748
you succeed in persuading the witch into breaking her concentration. However you feel yourself becoming better friends with the witch and feel more willing to do what she asks.
>A charmed creature can’t Attack the charmer or target the charmer with harmful Abilities or magical Effects.
>The charmer has advantage on any ability check to interact socially with the creature.
You hear the witch ask you to take your fellow anon to the basement at the local tavern for a special favour she has tasked for you. How do you respond?

Big institutions have been buying up COCP & NOVN. So if you don't have any yet, buy some on any dip you get. Based on the charts & T/A, NOVN should test $2 very soon, and COCP test $3, with $4-$5 being the next PT's.

But CRBP hasn't gone up yet as it will next week (likely 30+% pump). So I will hold off on shilling COCP and NOVN more for now.

>>26294691
You got away cheaply. I'm financially ruined.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>26294821
can you rephrase that in a way someone with aa 80 iq could understand for me?

>>26294889
>Well I prefer hanging out right here. Can’t we get a table and some ale? I can buy a round - though I do not drink spirits myself.
>How’s about it?

>>26294969
it's probably not actually going to $420.69

>>26294751
Dude I am watching the DashCon failure right now. What the actual FUCK

>>26294968
Why did they do it to us, bros? What did we ever do?

>>26295031
right on. I have to say after this, I really don't want to trade anything but options. The gambling aspect is intoxicating. I understand it's rare to see something moon like GME has for the price, but can't options pay off good if I buy a fuck load of contracts and it just hits a strike price a few dollars above?

>>26294862
Yeah it does

>>26293571
oil

>>26295017
SHe politely declines the drink but continues talking to you. She introduces her two sisters that approach from behind. Suddnely you feel as if you are being unwillingly transported somewhere.against your will. quick make a Charaisma Sav throw!
>Make a Cha Save throw

>>26295034
The incognito channel is pretty good as well.

>>26295197

How’s 19 + 4? Yeah that’s right!

Went full retard and bought $SENS at $3, give it to me straight faggots, am I financially ruined?

Yeah I think tomorrow I will have to larp as an unemployed father of two gambling money on CRBP calls to feed his family

>>26295327
maybe yes, maybe no, but you should cut losses just so you remember that fomoing into a top is bad for business

>>26295374
The day after you can pretend to be divorced

wtf is going on with my robinhood
I wish I could buy it for that.

In a retard for selling gme at 16$

I have a good feeling about tomorrow. Tomorrow will be a green day. I'll beat daily inflation!

I'm going all in on NOK. Wish me luck

Bitcoin is crashing

>>26295262
You ward off the attempted plane shift and thre three woman reveal themselves to be hags! A green hag, a night hag, and a dusk hag!.
>Roll initiative.

>>26295478
Good, fuck Ponzi scams.

>>26295396
It's not a loss until I sell and I'm in it for the long run so I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING!

>>26295406
Yeah I think incorporating familial issues will add something interesting. Can talk about how my wife took the kids to her friends house after I told her I loaded up on even more CRBP April 2021 4c calls

So what's the play for PLTR? Sell when it pump after earnings and buy back after the owners or whatever are finally allowed to sell their shares and the prime plummets?

>>26295508
>It's not a loss until I sell
lel, you know it's not true, that negative carry will fuck with your mood everytime you see it - it's bad for business

>>26295478
I sold all my old gpus and made a huge profit.
Who knew buying rx 480s when they were 60 dollars was a good thing.

So did they like auction naked GME calls anon to a slave owner or something

>>26295571
Checking the prices
>back to 60
lmao

>>26295559
idk, i've been daytrading it lately, buying dips around 26.00-25.70 has been good to me, there's a huge seller somewhere in there

>>26295581
I sold GME calls at 60 for $100 and at 50 for $200. Fucking hilarious.

I have so much random shit, but then I hold on and it seems to work out. SYBX lately, for example.

>>26295491

>I roll nat 20 and demand they release my fren the barrow
>I also demand that they bring me tendies in bed because it’s getting late
>In exchange for this, I drop a large bag of gold on the ground and a Dagger of Fading Light.

What say you witch?

I might be new, but can someone help me parse this?
>Gevo, Inc. (“Gevo”) (Nasdaq: GEVO), today announced that it has entered into definitive agreements with institutional and accredited investors for the sale of an aggregate of 43,750,000 shares of common stock at a purchase price of $8.00 per share in a registered direct offering priced at-the-market under Nasdaq rules. The offering is expected to close on or about January 22, 2020, subject to the satisfaction of customary closing conditions.

Does this basically mean that they will dump a shitton of shares at a limit sell price of $8, or will there be some complex jewery that e.g. keeps the price up?

Please tell me this is a fucking glitch. Did someone just sell 5 billion in shares?

>>26295694
unfortunately you are still charmed so that demand is rolled at disadvantage. Although the wheelbarrow anon is missing at the moment; they do bring you tendies and tell you to keep your material plane trinkets.
>You feel compelled to eat the tendies
>you eat the tendies because it is late
>you notice something strange is hapenning as the world around become more fried. You see a wash of golden nugget encompass you as you become a forbidden tendie.
A cursed item that will compel other anons to eat you transforming them into a tendie.
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Forbidden_Fruit_(5e_Equipment)
>From cannabro to you. Have a goodnight!

>>26295852
nope. you lost 100 dollars.share. buy a rope now.

>>26295463
See you in a week wondering why it retraced to $4.00 and crabs after you went all-in on a long 5G play

>>26292968
What’s the absolute safest way to beat inflation by a point or two? I don’t need this get rich quick scheme, I just want a pile of money waiting for me when I retire.

>>26295852
RIP

>>26295852
>$200
>$100
>gun
THIS IS WHY YOU DONT HOLD 3X LEVERAGED FUNDS RETARDS

>>26295914
VTI

>>26296002
dumdum its a stock split

>>26296002
This is pretty unprecedented. Maybe some elite knows something about the future that we don't

>>26295903
please don't spook me

>>26293630
Doesn’t matter. It will go to $42. Trust the plan.
T. Original shill 4U from /pmg/

>>26295852
Wtf do you call this graph tho?

>>26296002
imagine holding an etf that charges 1% lmfao.

>>26295852
yes, me

>>26296049
Oh thank god. There should be a little forewarning though lmao

dam poor american dumpers always cash out this year. Boost usually happen about six hours from now
Don’t go with this fucking retards who tell that xrp will rise again, noncence
Just take part with me and my pool on poolz finance. Use your brains and get profit with NFT

>>26293215
Depends if the build back better plan means less air travel. I’m watching closely.

$1500 chilling in my account. What should I buy at the morning dip?

>>26293215
do you think they'll pay a divvy this year?

>>26295478
Wedge. Pretty neat and tidy one as well. No crash yet. It could just as easily leg up again. I have no position in it, other than an arms length bet on semiconductors with soxl. I see the folks on tradingview think the bottom meme line was violated a couple days ago. I think they put their line in the wrong spot. Pic related is how i'm seeing it. Not that it matters. I think meme lines are very unreliable and their popularity creates an opportunity for whales to intentionally violate them to cause volume surges and squeeze some extra juice out of what is still a consolidation pattern.

>>26296174
>PIPP

>>26293571
Border wall - Cancelled
Keystone pipeline - Cancelled

Who’s buying all the steel?

>>26296214
Wagie cages

>>26296174
If i'm right, you should buy JETS. I'm not very confident on it though. The airlines have been very reluctant to enter sustained bullish trends. It does look ready to do another of its periodic post-corona crash pump and dumps.

Why is this stock market so shit?
>dominated by mining companies that arent even at ATH despite record sales
>biggest tech company in the country isnt even listed on the ASX
>no company can sustain a rally for more than 2 days before a big pull back (then crabbing)
>the only companies you can make money with are mining or bio tech companies, all basically just huge gambles (exploration for mining, new products from biotech companies)
>insane capital gains tax
>brokers all have insane commissions
>only thing that was worthwhile was 500x leverage on cfds, but government removing that in march

>>26296214
Not businesses. All small businesses are going to shit, and no one wants to build houses in this market. I have no faith in this “infrastructure project” either.

>>26296263
australia was a mistake

>come to America
>genocide millions of natives
>replace them with millions of niggers and worship them
Just realized this. WTF burgers

>>26296102
>3% inflation + 1% fee + tip

It's not fair, bros.

>>26296302
yeah the best part is our economy was barely affected by the coronavirus and we're supposed to be "the best positioned in the world" alongside china and yet our stock market is pure shit.
Meanwhile every retarded bogan here is cashed up beyond belief but spending all their money on new $60k toyotas.

I hate this coutnry

>>26296102
>1% daily fee

>>26296322
time to invest in TM, thanks bogans

>>26296310
Importing niggers to a nigger-free hemisphere is one of the most colossally retarded things any group of humans has ever done

>>26296343
yeah look at car sales in aus, its at the highest its ever been. majority of the country is stinking rich and immediately goes out and spends their money on new cars.

>>26296338
Lol it’s not 1% daily is it???

>>26296322
>$60k toyotas
why would you ever buy anything other than a corolla or tacoma?

>>26296415
Maybe I want a 4runner

>>26296415
Because australians are dumb as rocks.

>>26296398
no but fee's get taken out of the NAV daily.

>>26295108
There are other opportunities out there, don't be tunnel visioned into GME
fucking oil (Suncor) is a 4x if it hits US$28 by next year. That's a "boring" recovery on the underlying of +50%. Much lower risk than GME too which has already mooned +1000%, infinite short squeeze is a meme, people will be lucky to get another +100% within this year.

I may be wrong on that but who cares, you got this easier opportunity here with higher gains and lower risk given that calls on GME is fucking retarded now

Suncor is trading below book value too

>>26296428

WTF IS ANYBODY ELSE SEEING THIS????

>>26296415
To get 18-21 year old, under 110 lbs vagina desu

>>26295108
>>26296467
im going to sleep now in case you have any questions on what spreads even are

read up on it. I'd fucking do this credit spread right now if I could do it in a TFSA but you need margin

>>26296467
Yeah but that shit takes too long. I want to gamble on options short term not hold onto leaps.

>>26294968
>>26296498
FFS, TQQQ did a reverse split you idiots.

>>26296498
Proshares is doing a 2:1 split overnight, and RobinHood is fucking up as usual, that's why it says it's down 50%. Kiss your penis goodnight and rest easy, will be fixed in morning.

https://www.etf.com/sections/daily-etf-watch/proshares-first-trust-make-changes-etfs?nopaging=1

>>26294158
If Biden gets his way small business is dead the jump to 15$ an hour alone would crush tons of small businesses adding additional taxes on top of that just guarantees more will go under his policies will fuck the economy so badly

>>26296498
We're never going to recover from this shit!

FUTUTRES

>>26294555
/WSB effect

Flying to the moon with ehang!

>>26294555
Don't you trust him?

>>26296641
Oh

>>26296780
>echang_grinder_liveleak.webm

>>26296780

>>26296780
>>26296875
>Chang

>>26296780
>EHANG
What did they mean by this?

>>26296923
it comes with rope?

>>26296780
Have you ever been on liveleak? Or at least rekt threads?
You do know there's a reason most industrial and vehicular accidents are chinese there.

new thread when

>>26293375
SNP

ETERNAL BULLRUN STARTED YESTERDAY HOP ON NOW OR YOU WILL REGRET IT

>>26297102
I don't know what to buy besides 2,000 shares of CRBP

>>26297146
the last 3 words in your ID are PUZ so buy FRA: PUZ

>reach 6 figs
>buy MARA
>back to 5 figs I go
It's not meant to be is it?

>>26297146
ALESK
SRT4
MSFT
CTAS

new thread
>>26297303

>>26297303

>>26297303

>>26297303

Just went long B) Now I just have to wait a while

>>26296845
>>26296875
>>26296911
>>26296997


How offensive... I will dry my tears with my 400% bills...

I am European, you idiots, but the money is now yellow.

>>26296997
>You do know there's a reason most industrial and vehicular accidents are chinese there.
I thought the chinese were just really bad at driving

>>26293061
You mean just like when obama was president?