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26293890 No.26293890 [Reply] [Original]

>The year is 2050
>BTC is still $35k because the crabbing never ended
>You wake up, exit your windowless underground pod, have a few bugs for breakfast and go to your 12 hour mandatory work shift at Globo Corp, a tech conglomerate of all the FAANG companies.
>You climb into your wage cage and work tirelessly until the end of your shift. Sensors monitor your every movement to ensure you dont deviate from your assigned tasks for any longer than 5 minutes.
>You have a mandatory 30 minute meeting with your manager at the end of the day who tells you about any irregularities in your biometric readings that were preventing you from reaching 100% workplace efficiency so that you can improve tomorrow
>You have a few bug burgers at a local restaurant before going straight home. It's payday today, you earned $100 this week after the 80% tax rate.
>You go to sleep alone because you cant afford to date, there is no concept of the family unit anymore, and people with your net worth cant get birthing licenses
>You do your "cultural" 1 hour bedtime prayer to Globo Corp thanking them for granting you a job in times of such high unemployment
>You sleep soundly because this is the world you've known since birth

Goodnight goyim.

>> No.26293950
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26293950

>Do they keep you in a cell? Cells.
>When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
>Interlinked.
>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked.
>Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.

>> No.26293975

>>26293890
Nice try anon but I'm white so I'll be gulaged or executed before it gets there

>> No.26294314

>>26293890
imagine the smell

>> No.26294584

I'm basically living 80% of this now, so I don't see the difference. Everyone else is in for a shock.

>> No.26294591

>>26293890
do we have a source for this asian boner conjurer?

>> No.26294600

>>26293890
that's a cute man

>> No.26294648

>>26293890
what's his name?

>> No.26294652
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26294652

This is the future you fags voted for

>> No.26294662

>>26293890
Contemplate the fragrance

>> No.26294899
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>>26294652

>> No.26294921

>>26293890
I know one thing for sure, i will not life this way.
If it gets to be this way i will not life.

>> No.26294954

>>26294921
*live

>> No.26295009

>>26294652
Looks comfy

>> No.26295164
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>> No.26295270

>>26294652
What are the little shoots for?

>> No.26295334

>>26295270
To drain rain water I assume

>> No.26295344

>>26293890
>that nose

>> No.26295364

>>26295270
I guess for rain and other water. So when water runs down, it doesnt fall inot the lower balkonys. Especially with wind that would be possible.
t.apparently >100 IQ at least

>> No.26295929

>>26295270
peepeepoopoo

>> No.26295999

>>26294652
my apartment doesn't even have a patio, i have a big window to commit suicide from and that's it

>> No.26296771

>>26293890

This stripe of cloth is so delicious

>> No.26296803

>>26293950

underrated

>> No.26297461
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>>26294652
OMG EQUALITY!!!