/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26281777
no

>eating out (modern girls dont cook)
>going out
>gas
>car
>clothes
and most importantly
>time

>>26281777
i have a better day when my balls are empty so kinda

>>26281777
absolutely not a good investment

Unless you are ready to get married, no. Waste of time and energy for sex and blowjobs.

A depreciating asset with constant maintenance costs.

Depends.

If it flies, fucks, or floats, it’s cheaper to rent

>>26281777

The worst investment you can make

Get a wife or a prostitute. Don't waste your time in between.

Endless money pits.

>>26281777
It would be fun to have a girlfriend so I can stop being so lonely.

>>26281777
Depends how you manage the asset.

When you publicly show your girlfriend can be very useful to:

1. Get another girlfriend. Yes, having a girlfiend increase the chances to get another one. So you can be with two for a while and then sell the first one to continue with the next and so on and so for. You can get one step better girl after every trx.

2.- Make deals, you can show your girl in bizz meetings, if you customer or bizz partner is an alfa or beta male and depending on the value of the asset itself, works like publicity.

besides that, if you found love, that can make your life easier and happier but that usually make you less interested in money so, would be a bad investment.

>>26281879
dont forget that going out is their hobby, so is travel, they literally have no hobbies where they create anything. They are the ultimate consoomers.

get a friend with benefits you fucking idiot, you want to keep you overheads to a minimum to increase your investment power and maximise yields. ngmi.

They’re a fucking money pit a roadblock to riches desu

My GF isn’t even that demanding at all but it’s still too much can’t imagine others

They always want to spend money on dumb shit that makes zero money and you don’t care about at all

Date nights
Restaurants
Bars
Food
Drinks
Snacks
Trinkets
Trips abroad


All you want to do is work get paid , stack your money and build your investments but you have this person who needs constant spending on trivial shit and constant entertainment

If they didn’t give vagina I really don’t know what they’d add

>>26282242
This.

>>26281777
definitely worked out for me.
pay half rent, half utilities, cooking is nice altho rare.

>>26282538

Everything they do has to involve being outside spending money. No guy would do any of the crap they’re forced to do to placate their Gfs.

>>26281777
Beta

>>26281777
I figure about $1,300 a year for the upper middle tier "WOW!" level subscription. If you spend less than that, you might have to wait longer for marriage. That includes:
>eating every week (plus tips)
>eating at a fancy restaurant twice a month
>gas
>"spontaneous" gifts
>suvenieers for when you go to the fair, theme park, or whatever
>all expenses paid vacation; airfare + hotel + Uber costs (two separate rooms) for three days
Then don't forget the presents/treats:
>New Years
>Valentine's day
>birthday present
>Summer
>Halloween
>Christmas
>anniversary present
$1,300 should cover it all fren. Maybe make it $1,500 just in case.

>>26282860
my gf actually likes to make stuff with her own hand paints draws sews stuff like that. mostly gives them away as presents.

she is totally depressed that we can't go anywhere because of this covid craze. i enjoyed working from home for many month but even i feel cramped up now. we want to go out and have some fun elsewhere. i used to think it's overrated but it's getting to me.

>>26282996
jesus you guys are fucked and cucked.

>>26281777
I wouldnt know :(

>>26282520
That sentiment will last 4-12 months

>>26281777
Get a trad waifu m8

>>26283047
Yeah same here. Im at the same level of depressed as normies after the 3rd week of lock down.

>>26283201
What do you mean? I've been lonely for multiple years.

>>26282538
Dis

>>26281777

get a sidechick if you can. make a girl your gf, bang her, and break up with her. chances are she will still fuck if you know how to properly fuck her.

Yes or no depending on the woman, most of the time no

In my case though, my gf pays for more shit than I do in the relationship, works while Im on unemployment.

Also feel if I didn't have a steady supply of good pussy I'd be constantly spending my time and energy trying to get laid, which means a lot of time wasted

>>26281777
A girlfriend is a depreciating asset.
A good wife is a long term investment for gains.
know the difference. dating is only to get them to let their guard down and to see if they are marriage material.

>>26282996
no way all of this costs just $1,300 a year

>>26282996
>$1500 a year
Maybe if it was 1950 or you're dating a fellow 3/10 NEET.

>>26282860
dude no fucking joke. they dont know how to go somewhere like a park

>>26281777
If she does anal, yes, very worth it.

GFs don't cost nearly as much as you faggots are saying.

>eating out
not that big of a deal unless you're an actual poorfag
>going out
there's nothing to fucking do? I guess travel but that's enjoyable and worth it?
>gas
don't date someone who lives an hour away
>gifts
what's a few hundred twice a year
>time
this is the only valid complaint, serious girlfriends are pretty demanding

>>26281777
if they can cook and budget it's like having a second income.
"A penny saved is a penny earned" logic
Or if they have a second income, it's like having a second income. If they're really good it'll be like having three incomes.

>>26282860
fun fact for the uncultured: this is the exact conclusion Plato came to in the Republic, which prompted him to undertake the thought experiment by which the eponymous republic, kallipolis is derived.

>>26283434
depends on the girl desu. some homely girl thats just happy to have a bf at all, wont demand much. but that seems increasingly rare as more women realize that legions of simps will pay out the ass just for acknowledgement of their existence.

>>26283566
Who makes that absolute garbage in your pic
>killed a rodent when he was 9, pleasantly surprised when he felt nothing
>pleasantly surprised
>felt nothing
contradicting themselves in one sentence.

>>26283945

>>26283566
I shot multiple squirrel.

>>26282620
Women are basically children with none of the upside of children.

>>26283717
I would want a gf who's clingy, supports me emotionally and is fun to hang out with. I don't care about appearance that much but it would be nice if she was at least decently looking.

any estimate for this type of gf

>>26284476
>gf who's clingy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No, trust me, you really do not.

>supports me emotionally
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Support yourself emotionally, you weepy bitch.

>Fun to hang out with
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does not exist.

are girls really this squishy? ive never touched a pussy so idk

>>26284523
6 Big Macs a day

>>26284543
Fuck off, edgy retard.

If it's a good girlfriend, then yes it's worth it from a financial viewpoint. Double the income and half the rent with the only added expenses being food and datenight shit.

>>26284543
>>26284647
they hated him because he spoke the truth

>>26282996
>all expenses paid vacation; airfare + hotel + Uber costs (two separate rooms)
>(two separate rooms)

>>26284713
He's just given up on women anon, I can understand. But I don't believe there isn't a single female who is fun to hang out with

>>26284803
i havent seen any around here

>>26284584

They have greater fat deposits under the skin, compared to males. They also generally have less muscle density/tone. It results in the squishy texture.

Pussies are gross. Go fingerbang an Arby's Beef N' Cheddar for a similar tactile experience.

>>26282996
>(two separate rooms)

>>26284647
Nothing edgy about it. You're idealizing. Having a clingy girlfriend sucks because it turns out you like being left alone a lot more than you thought. If that wasn't the case then you would have no problem being extroverted and getting a girlfriend. You don't need emotional support from anybody but yourself. Finding emotional support from an external source means that you require external validation for your own emotions. You do not. The belief that you do means that you are not in control of your emotions, thus no woman will find you attractive. Women understand that they are emotional wrecks and the last thing a woman wants is to date an emotional wreck. Women are also not very fun to just hang out with. They do not share your interests at the same level. Everything you do ends up revolving around them. They never shut the fuck up. Hanging out with a woman is literally always work. Either you're fucking her or using that energy to keep her placated long enough so that you can fuck her.

>>26284803
Wrong. I am just realistic about what women are. You are not and that is why you fail.

>>26284937
yeah pussy and having sex seems super gross.. id rather play videogames desu

>>26283400
Fuggg looks like my ex

Since we're on the subject of women, what is your ideal price for a session with a prostitute? I live near a city so I can easily go to an AMP for sex that costs $160. But AMP's are so common place and there isn't a whole lot of intimacy to be had given that the chicks barely know English. On the flip side, escorts can vary wildly in terms of price and race. $300-400 for a session for a decent looking one is pretty reasonable and not that hard to find to me, but anything above $500 is pushing it and 1k+ is fucking comical. Pussy isn't worth that much.

>>26284803
Ever hang out with all your guy friends and you'd think to yourself how much funner it would be with a woman there?
Yeah me neither.

>>26285136
Your ex is pretty hot, Anon

>>26281879
my girl
>cooks
>doesn’t go out (covid)
>pays for gas
>has her own car (she pays for it)
>has never asked me to buy her clothes (I just give them to her as gifts)
and I have too much time

>>26284991
I like being left alone to a point. If I'm left alone without any human contact on weeks or months on end it gets depressing. Maybe you're right that I'm idealizing.
>>26285206
Don't have any

>>26285198
personally i wouldn't want to fuck a prozzie for cheap because she could be sexually trafficked or forced into it. is that beta

>>26285265
>Don't have any
That's fucking sad bro...You dont even know what fun is.

>>26281777
The dudes in this thread are often delusional, but not too far off point. I have a gf of almost 3 years and I bought a house last year so we now live together. We had separate apartments, but her staying with me so much we are actually saving money. She makes more than me as a nurse vs my 60k salary (no larp lol). I would agree that she is, and most women are, ultimate consumers. That being said, she cooks, cleans, sucks dick (maybe someone else’s too idk), and does my laundry. She pays the utilities and food bill while I pay mortgage my car insurance. Women are indeed not worth the headache unless you filter through and find ones that make their own money, are malleable to change, and are tolerable for you personally. I haven’t had to change my gym routines or investing habits and she actually pushed me into this higher paying role. I’m grateful that she did desu. The looks don’t last forever Anon and they could trap you with a child. You have to decide if it’s worth the risk and I hope that you figure it out for yourself and not from some shitposting frogs on biz

>>26285198
The price isn’t really tied to much. You just need to find one you like the look of.

>>26285136
I'm 90% sure that's a man

>>26285198
wtf does AMP mean jackass. HUDURR I USE ACRONYMS

>>26282143
this

>>26285265
if you have more female friends than male friends you should wear panties
if it's jsut you and your dumbass gf then that's sad
if you have no friends i understand anon

>>26285265
You are idealizing. There is no maybe. That is what you are doing. You lack life experience so you idealize what you think life is/should be, then project that out onto the world. You don't want a girlfriend, anon, you want to feel loved. But you will never find external love until you first learn how to love yourself unconditionally.

>>26285392
Asian Massage Parlors that are actually brothels

>>26281777
set a estimated basevalue for your female companion you are willing to spend like 1000$ per month. to calculate you have to estimate the blowjobs per day (example 2bjs). so the value of one gf would be 60 bjs per month for 1k compare those to the avagere price of a hooker in your area. lets say 30$. this would mean a gf is worth the investment as long as her bj rate stays above 33 if it drops you need to terminate the contract. for advanced calculation include value for additional benefits like some people might stop thinking you are a fag. also deduct value for spending time with gf and other nonsense.

>>26285223

have the same situation. this is the ideal life

>>26285392
>HDKWAMPM
jdiysa.

>>26281777
Treat them like a car. It's cool to go for a spin, but after a while, it starts causing more trouble than it's worth, so you switch to the newest model. rinse and repeat.

>>26285334
Yeah can attest to that. I've fucked several Asains at AMPs for less than $200 that were all at least cute. Meanwhile, my first time with an escort that looked nothing like her pics and was an old ugly fat milf and cost $200. Needless to say, I know to do my research beforehand now.

>>26285431
>You don't want a girlfriend, anon, you want to feel loved.
This hits too deep anon. I concede, yeah you're right. Any advice on how to improve?

>>26281777
anon,
if it:
>flies
>floats
>or fucks
it's cheaper to rent

I want to fuck persian/arab women...

>>26285568
go to tryst.link to find an arab/persian escort to fuck then

>>26285568
>persian/arab
they're completely different genetic groups

>>26285444
I don't want to live in an area where BJ's are under 3 figures. You have to pay street hookers and find a really bad area of town

>>26285360
It’s not. I can post more and I have nudes.