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>> No.26274478

SOXL
buy the dip

>> No.26274495
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>> No.26274549

I'm down 20% today because I got greedy with OBLN
Fuck me up

>> No.26274555

I hate em bros. I fucking hate em

>> No.26274562

>>26274495

that's a lotta mega bites for such a short video my dude

>> No.26274565
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how do i cope with selling early. i missed out on about 5%. i took profits but missed a big return. i feel pretty dumb for not just holding

>> No.26274572

Why don't they just keep the market open if people are still trading

fuck this shit

>> No.26274594

>>26274478
What, like tomorrow?

>> No.26274600
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we are not going to a crypto based economy, we are going to a lead based one.

VSTO is the future. Become a bullet farmer today.

>> No.26274622

I'm going to finally switch to a real broker from Wealthshittle, what's the best leaf broker? Questrade?

>> No.26274628

Should I invest in robot waifus or genetically enhanced catgirls?

>> No.26274632

>>26274594

That's what I'm thinking. Everything else pumped today but SOXL was flat. It'll catch up for sure soon. Always does

>> No.26274634

>>26274572
its not like you will ever be a successful trader

>> No.26274643
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>>26274219
imho the best you can hope for is to focus on picking companies that will guaranteed reach new ATH's due to catalysts in the near future and only buy below the 200 hour MA in increments based on multiples of the ATR. all you're really trying to do is have a nice average price below the long term average price of the stock, so you make a nice profit whenever it finally moons. i use keltner channels for this, it shows you both what "low" as well as "high" looks like relative to the long term average price, it's very useful.

200 hour and 200 day MA's are major institutional metrics, which is why you'll see price bounce off or hover around them for major stocks. i don't like the 200 day because price so rarely gets there and you're looking at holding for weeks to months before a trade is completed, maybe even a year+. 200 hour is best because you can swing trade off of it more frequently over the course of only days to weeks.

>hurr durr how do you know tutes use it you lie yada yada yada.
i'll keep posting this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=2463&v=caLyY6kNihw

>> No.26274646

>took money from Qoomers on the election
>then took more money on them when they were betting on reversals
>then took MORE money from them by selling TWTR puts
Qoomers are meant to be gouged, scammed, conned, and grifted. Any other play ideas to keep taking Qoomer money?

>> No.26274654

I’m down 30 fucking percent on CLSK. Fuck this piece of shit

>> No.26274657

I've been using GSY as basically the equivalent to a savings account, but it's barely pulling 1% APY. What's the most stable fund I can park my cash in?

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LCTX anon if you're here than thank you. I can feel this faggoty surge of excitement flow through me at this pick. It's already printed today, and i can tell that's where it'll stay.

>> No.26274669
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>>26274555
You mean (((em)))?

>> No.26274685

>>26274646
far OTM LEAPS on tech stocks

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>>26274562

>> No.26274699

>>26274572
>doesn't use a real broker
just use TDAmeritrade

>> No.26274701

>>26274634
why do you have to cut me deep like that man, I thought we were friends

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>>26274448
>he isn't in BFT
Why are you guys so fucken retarded?

>> No.26274734

>>26274572
we live in a society

>> No.26274750

>>26274646
take your pills

>> No.26274752

>>26274622
> >25k cadin captial
Interactive brokers
> <25k cad in captial
questrade

>> No.26274759
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Am literal retard biz newbie but line go up lol ,
You guys arent too helpful though, only buy when people post positions , or the day is red .

I like to think im the smartest 3 fig portfolio around. no options yet.

>> No.26274766
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>call my female (male) broker
>Liquidate all of my positions now. Put everything into GCPEF. M-market price.
>Of course, wait just a second and...it says here they dump industrial waste in xinjiang and use uyghur slave labor. Why would you ever invest in something like tha-

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>>26274600

>> No.26274795
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>>26274669
Yes (((they))) too are bad news

>> No.26274796

>>26274720
Alcoholism rotted my brain desu

>> No.26274813

>>26274699
Toronto Dominion Ameritrade, in a cruel Jewish joke, is not avaliable in Canada. Leafland has TD Direct Investing, which charges $10/trade.

>> No.26274819
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I’m sad and I miss the camaraderie I used to find here
Life is getting harder and starker
Love you all

>>26274058
Shits bad dawg

>> No.26274831

>>26274759

everyone's a winner in a bull market

>> No.26274838

>>26274766
china is so fucking based

>> No.26274843

Alot of red today. What to buy bros? No CLF pls.

>> No.26274855

>>26274643

I like it and all but Paul Tudor Jones is a huge proponent of the 200 day and he says always buy above it. Short below it. Basically he says buy after the price has dipped for a few days but is still above the 200 day average

>> No.26274861

>>26274348
Yes, it's also just "the flow of life" to be born into and grow up in a life of crime where everyone is just another notch to be tattooed on their wrist while they steal cars and do truckloads of hard drugs and eventually either land themselves in prison for several years or just straight up dying on the streets in some back alley.

But yeah, sure, let's go ahead and say "self improvement" folks definitely have it worse.

>> No.26274877

>>26274720
I sold yesterday because I hated the look of that Dix/Gex, and started raising cash.

I kept the warrants but the position is too small to matter much

>> No.26274881

>>26274720
Imagine buying BFT when he could buy IPOE which is merging with SoFi. Does Paysafe own a NFL stadium in LA which will be hosting Super Bowl 2022.

>> No.26274886

>>26274701
its just statistics man

>> No.26274889

>>26274720
Why the fuck do you kikes always shill a stock after it hits an ath close?

>> No.26274906

>>26274766
someone needs to make an inverse ESG ETF
holy fuck you'll make so much money

>> No.26274909

>>26274759
>Three months
>Not up 100%+

You're doing good anon, but keep browsing. This place is actually pretty good if you know what to go for and what not.

>> No.26274916

>>26274831
not most people here who use robinhood, NGL, or maybe theres been a lot of gore lately

I need more Free gibs, wheres the discord, i saw it once

>> No.26274920

>only buy below the 200 hour MA in increments based on multiples of the ATR.

what did anon mean by this?

I understand hes saying buy more the lower something goes, but whats the actual math hes implying to use here?

>> No.26274930

BB only 3% today. Is it time to leave this snail?

>> No.26274941
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PLTR is such a fucking wildcard.

>tethered to government software
>commerical capabilities
>niche data-related field
>unreasonable mkt cap
>18+ years old
>never turned a profit until this year
>both a demo and republican company thanks to Thiel
>ceo is an ethics boy genius weirdo
>less than 2500 employees

I'm holding long but I would not be surprised if this goes back to 10 or moons to 100 within a year

>> No.26274948

Is it too late to FOMO into AQB?

>> No.26274983

>>26274572
>Why don't they just keep the market open if people are still trading
9:30 to 4pm is the official times as that's when the most traders are in the market. You want to confine your trading to those hours for the most part because that's when you will get the best liquidity and lowest slippage. If you must trade outside of market hours then just get a futures account. That way the spreads are still tight and you can trade almost 24 hours a day on the weekdays. That's what I do at least. Alternatively get a Webull account so you can trade from 4am to 8pm

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bros, what are you buying tomorrow?

>> No.26274989

I have $180, what should I put it into to see the best returns. My friend is telling me to put a long call on ebay. May I please have a little advice on what the best course of action would be. Im new to stocks.

>> No.26275002
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Has Tinny killed himself yet? I wonder what the qoomers will do?

>> No.26275006

>>26274948
no

>> No.26275025

>>26274988
I'm trying to stop buying at open, fearing it will moon without me when it inevitably dumps first.

>> No.26275027

>>26274909
>IPOE
Ive admittedly sold a lot of memes could be up over 5000 percent if i listened to my gut.

no point in dwelling on the past

>>26274948
I might call my female broker (on my real brokerage acc) and liquidate everything and go all in chonkie bois

>> No.26275033

>>26274941
And therein lies the rush.

>> No.26275034
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If you made a loss today what are you holding? I want to do the opposite of what you're doing

>> No.26275041

You know, I actually think I had a dream I'm just remembering where I finally made it with NOK options.

The deja vu is intense anyway. Mandela effect?

>> No.26275056

>>26274622
i was gonna go to interactive brokers but apparently they don't let you buy shit with unsettled funds, you pay extra for real-time quotes, and a mess of fees (cheaper in the end if you know how to take advantage of it)
if you're not playing with options, just go to your bank or questrade

If you are buying options, then yeah go with Interactive Brokers (don't forget you can trade options in a TFSA)

>> No.26275064

>>26274988
Nothing, unless one of my positions dips, then I'll buy the dip

>> No.26275072

>>26274988
nun costume and rechargeable bicycle lights

>> No.26275082

>>26275002
gross, imagine the smell, probably the same as Chris Chan

>> No.26275086

>>26275002
He ate cyanide laced apple sauce today to prepare for the rapture

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QQQJ >>> QQQ

>> No.26275094

>>26274920
it's basically just a martingale strategy, the problem is that if you're scaling in too low you make almost nothing and if you scale in too much you suffer a massive loss without the gains that someone holding early would
stocks also tend to trend hard so that works against scaling strategies, holding bioshit after it dumped 90% isnt going to recoup losses any better than moving to some other opportunity

>> No.26275097

>>26274988
i want to choke with bitch out and take a shit in her mouth

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>>26275034
-0.75% reporting

>> No.26275118

I'm not sleeping well tonight.

>> No.26275136

>>26275034
CLF

>> No.26275144

>>26275034
memes

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>>26274831
Post folio.

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What do you guys think, is GEVO gonna dump below 8.7 this week, or so many people FOMOd in already that won't sell that it will go up, no matter the offering?

>> No.26275157

>>26275115
i forget

was this all from your CESB cheques lol
I also gambled my coronabux

>> No.26275170

with the money i have i might switch to crypto, normies still havent figured out how to use coinbase, only cashapp RH and paypal have been noticed

how do i setup a uniswap account

>> No.26275185

>>26274988
For someone who markets herself as such a sex kitten, her actual pornos are lame as fuck.

>> No.26275189
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Wanted to buy AMBL yesterday morning, but am okay buying this morning. Everyone get in now, this one is going PLUG, Nancy Pelosi is connected and she is a crook so lets ride with her like a little mafia.

>> No.26275192

Reminder to load up on AMD while you can. If these goddamn funds would clear i'd have bought some long term calls by now

>> No.26275198

>>26275034
CLF and CLOV

>> No.26275202

so do i really buy BB and GEVO or is this a meme?

>> No.26275207

>tfw 0% cash
feels good

>> No.26275208

>>26275034
Megacap tech stocks were the clear winners today. Most of my positions are small cap bois. Buy aapl and msft I guess. also don't ever buy mortgage stocks. There's a reason why its called ghiv, because picking up that piece of shit gave me aids.

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c'mon mr. market just make one of my picks a winner again and ill rotate into ETFs i promise

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My girlfriend gave me a blowjob and these gains turned into only 45% by EOD. Shoot me bros

>> No.26275220

>>26275170
Why would you ask that in the one thread not about crypto?

>> No.26275221

tomorrow is going to be so fkn red

>> No.26275224
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You're beating the indices, right?

>> No.26275232

>>26275002

>transgender Jewish woman
Imagine falling for your own tricks

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>>26275034
>tfw GOOGLboy

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>>26275154
We will see on Friday. If it dumps to 8.0 I will go all-in.

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>after market

>> No.26275248

>>26275157
yeah I've turned $8k leaf into $15k leaf, has been fun (and way more educational than college)

>> No.26275251

>>26275189
Wait, meant to say ABML

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>>26275034
X, CLF, VALE, GHIV

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>>26275170

crypto is a meme, big tech and big gov will try to ban it. You'll need a lead based economy before you get to a crypto based economy

>> No.26275258

>>26275034
>tfw you meme'd CLF as Steelconnect too hard and it literally became Steelconnect IRL

Hurts a lil, tb.h. kinfoke.

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>>26274448
I gave y'all fair warning this morning.

Got in at $3.25, got out at $10.14 for a 3x gain in one trading day. $30k from $10k in a single day.

It announced a merger with a company that has a stock price of $10-$12, so I expect it to climb to around $10 and crab after today, just like it did in late session.

Next time I give you a tip, I'll use the name "Buzz".

Any suggestions for tomorrow?

t. Buzz

>> No.26275264

>>26275154
Its so easy to spot people who have no clue what they bought and always panic sell any red day.

>> No.26275268
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why are regular hours always so shit compared to the chad after hour gains? do the boomer shorts go home from work?

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>lost to inflation again
They can't keep getting away with it.

Also, we're seeing a bunch of dumps on earning beats like last quarter.

>> No.26275290

>>26275248
6k leaf**
I wish started with 8k lol

>> No.26275294

>>26275185
as with many things in life, the idea of it is better than the thing itself

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>>26275213
>not selling at least half when up 100%
ngmi retard

>> No.26275301

>>26275034
Shitty Canadian oil stocks that like to dip even when oil futures are up.

>> No.26275315

>>26275259
Shill harder next time, we can't hear you over all the CLF spam

>> No.26275318

>>26275213
Tfw portfolio down and no blowjob

>> No.26275320

>>26275268
idk but has anyone ever tried buying before every close and selling at every open, like every day? I know about the SPY thing, but I'm wondering about stocks.

>> No.26275332

>>26275268
I wanted to buy this a few days ago but I looked at this fucking shit and thought nah. Fuck RA.
I missed to many moon missions lately.
All I have is ZSAN. Fuck this bullshit.

>> No.26275337

>>26275259
>Any suggestions for tomorrow?
Drop dead.

>> No.26275348

>>26275259
If it goes to $10 this was the best investment of my life
If it doesn't it was close to the worst

>> No.26275350

Now that Biden's in and those 3 new senators take the oath bring on the 3rd check bill with haste.. Cause hell I like free money and I want it fast as hell. Especially when there ain't no nasty strings attached. (Still getting my fat tax refund later this year and next,etc).

>> No.26275362

>>26275154
I think it will definitely hit 8.25. I will not buy until 7.5 or Friday at 4p.m.

>> No.26275383

>>26275264
I want to buy, not sell, dude. I made a sweet swing trade yesterday, but I want to buy back for the next few months of clown market shenanigans.

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Can someone educate me on taxing unrealized capital gains? Is that actually as bad as it sounds on the surface or is this being misreported? If I have an asset which I paid $10 for, it goes to $100 by Dec 31st, and then crashes to $0 on Jan 1st what happens? Be honest with me.

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>>26274889
Look at the date this was posted.
I think I come on here about 3x a day to shill it.
Its too big to be moved by shilling, I just wanted to help anons out.

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Stocktwits bringing the bantz

>> No.26275399

>>26275332
what is RA? and it's ok anon, i lost all my sens gains from yesterday by buying even more shares at 3.7 during the first ten minutes and watching it plummet down to 2.7 and selling

>> No.26275401

>>26275318
TFW when portfolio flat and handjob

>> No.26275420

Any CRBP bros want to cyber

>> No.26275425

Riot is dragging down my portfolio

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>>26274861
It doesn’t say that losers who try to self-improve have it the worst, it says that if you are a genetic failure and you’re trying to figure out why you can’t make it, it’s because you’re a genetic failure and all the normies find your pathetic efforts to be laughable.

I’m never going to recover from a lost childhood and wasted youth/young adulthood.

I can’t see a path forward that doesn’t involve me looking back and thinking “that was so painful and difficult and pointless, why didn’t I kill myself?”

>> No.26275434

>>26275399
Ra Capital. They're holding itrm. They're also known for pumping up prices.

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>>26275350
>He doesn't know it will be delayed for months

>> No.26275439

>>26275385
Honestly the concept doesn't make any fucking sense and it would kill the market for good so it will absolutely never ever happen

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>>26275268
prettty mad i didnt go all in this today

>>26275220

>>26275257
to be fair what we do in this thread is no different from what goes on in other threads, just more pajeets and coins that arent even real. same with biotech pharma pinksheets lol

look at lines, they go down , sell, they go up, buy

>> No.26275445

>>26275257
cope, learn cryptography and different protocols

>> No.26275447

>>26275300
I actually put in my buy order at fucking 1.00 for the rest of these puts, bought them all at 0.23 average, and literally everything at 0.99 got bought and then it rebounded. I was so pissed. I took some profits though of course and rolled it into some UVXY calls for Feb so here's to hoping tommorows deep red

>> No.26275448

>>26275362
I'm wondering... if it's at something like $10 at friday, I'm pretty sure the $8 offering will be snatched up real quick, and it will never be $8.

>> No.26275451

i want a blowjob from a girl

>> No.26275453

>>26275385
Won't happen. Too many of the richest scumbags have their money tied into stocks.

>> No.26275455

>>26275385
It is actually as bad as it sounds, RIP burgers

>> No.26275460

>>26275386
>>24632748

>> No.26275467

>>26275425
whats your average?

>> No.26275468

>>26275268
this shit worth buying?

>> No.26275479

>>26275094
>bioshits

anon i specifically said "real" companies not penny shits. this is also why FA is important to determine that, as i also said, that you are confident the stock will make new ATH's due to catalysts in the near future. AAPL is not a bioshit, understand?

>> No.26275491

>>26275320
at that point you may as well hold forever, you'll lose 10-20 basis points every day trading in and out, a 10 basis point loss compounded over 250 trading days in a year is a 23% annual loss, you will lose money no matter how correct your strategy is on paper

>> No.26275495

>>26275385

it wont happen, its a logistical nightmare and is just people yelling about more taxes

>> No.26275498

>>26275350
Won't happen until early March at the soonest, per reports.

>> No.26275499

>>26275385
Dude it would be the unironic fucking death of the stock market. Think of all the unrealized gains you have on a stock, keeping track of it all would be goddam near impossible. Who would even fucking want to deal with the headache?

>> No.26275505

>>26275420
Sold my gains end of day to buy more BILI. I WILL make anime real.

>> No.26275507
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>>26275146

Up 21% over 2020

>> No.26275521
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>>26274906
But GCPEF is a 'green' company anon. Chinese solar panels will save the planet

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I have $5000 to start selling covered calls.
Please shill me some stocks with an upward trend and decent volatility.

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>>26275427
fuck off to literally any other board with this crybaby shit we're all chads and schizos here

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>>26275467
23 or sommat

>>26275427
Is you in that picture. You're pretty cute. Pic related is me thinking of you hurting. Don't let it get ya down

>> No.26275558

>>26275505
You sold your CRBP gains....

>> No.26275559

>Biden has a peloton
Oh shit

>>26275386
I sold at 16.80
Please let me buy back in

Does anyone know anything about the units? It’s just a share+Warrant or something?

>> No.26275561

>>26275041
You may have been seeing a glimpse in the future. I am sitting comfy on my NOK LEAPs. It isn't even a diamond in the rough, it is a diamond smacking you in the face.

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I feel like you guys are my only friends. You’re the only people I talk to.

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>>26275385
I've decided I'm going to hire a tax guy and pay him enough to where I never ever pay taxes again.

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>>26274549
got in OBLN at 3.25, got out at 10.14 for a good 3x.

rise was on announcement of a merger with a company that prices at about $11 a share, so I expect it to crab around $9-$10 tomorrow and ever after.

Here was my second tip at 11:15 AM EST:
>>26258958

got any good ideas for tomorrow?

>> No.26275582

>>26275442
what kind of fucked up shoulders are those
call them triple peak mountains

>> No.26275593

>>26275507
>21% in 2020
>winner
You could have grabbed literally any meme stock and done better

>> No.26275621

>>26275593

gambling on meme stocks will leave you poor one day

>> No.26275629

is robinhood actually good or is it a scam?

>> No.26275632

>>26274855
source? interesting to hear about though. certainly price can bounce off of it in one way or another.

the main point of my strategy is that im focusing on being long-biased on solid brand name companies with a strong economic moat. im doing this right now with AMD and AAPL for example (AAPL doing great, AMD gonna probably take another week). you could do this with shit like KO or HD or MCD too, as long as you know they have some catalyst coming up (ER if nothing else) that you are confident will push the stock higher. if it's a super crabby stock, support levels can be useful as well instead of just blindly buying in ATR increments.

if you take a stock you know is gonna make new ATH's then "low" is defined as being lower than the long term average price which the 200 hour represents. it's literally "buy low sell high" but defined using TA, low and high relative to the average price using volatility of price action moving away from it.

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26275638

Guys, the boomer is streaming right now
Can you join the stream, but be polite?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE5avwKWlXQ
thanks.

>> No.26275639

>>26275554
good god, at that average you were probably better off buying mara

>> No.26275642

>>26275566
>Fatrick Bateman
>Patrick Fatman
>American Fatso

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>>26275507
honestly, id file for gibs on mental retardation if i hadn't made at least 50% gains in 2020

>> No.26275655

>>26275575
dude idk but i did make comfy gains from buying Roku in december.

>> No.26275660

>>26275550
>>26275554
Ththanks anons

>>26275593
God kill me
I’m actually down I think

>> No.26275664

>>26275563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utddDvJ1Rvo

>> No.26275673

>>26275507
That's some boomer-ass folio, m80. Most people are up 100%+ this year.

>> No.26275675

>>26275621
but today is not that day, so let's make hay while the sun shines

>> No.26275679

Lads im up 35% on weed
I'm only $1500 from breaking 10k and entering 5 digit hell

>> No.26275678

>>26275561
I went fucking deep in 10c 2023.
Probably will get 2021 this Friday too.

>> No.26275680

>>26275642
This is bait, man.

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Some of my shares dump
A few make the bar go green
Seven cents today

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>>26275629
1 word: 2.5% IR on margin

Simple as.

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>he doesn't invest in YouGov (YOU) on London Exchange.
Its basically PLTR but you're literally buying (YOU)'s.

>> No.26275719

GE will steadily go up over the next 4 years

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Boqii went from 5.5$ to 9.2$ in the last 14 days.

Why didn't you fags buy when I posted about it?

>> No.26275734

>>26275646

Like I said, everyone's a winner in the bull market. You'll be left with nothing once bobo comes around.

>> No.26275768

>>26275727
because it's a chinky chinky china stock

>> No.26275776

What thot stocks make up the BCKY ETF?

>> No.26275780

>>26275448
You know what, the amount of shares being offered isn't even half of the volume, might buy tomorrow if it dips.

>> No.26275782

>>26275546
With 5K? FCX, CARR, WY, maybe some oil.

>> No.26275783

>>26275727
Because out of 5 chink scamtstocks, only 2 makes it.

>> No.26275788

>>26274819
We're all gonna make it. @_@

>> No.26275799

>>26275734
I’m not though
How the hell does everyone do it?

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>>26275734
>everyone's a winner in the bull market
except you, you lost to inflation

>> No.26275830

https://mobile.twitter.com/InesdLC/status/1351915427589455872

NG troops turn their back to Biden as his motorcade passes

Well, lads. Turns out America's still got a little bit of the old fight in her after all.

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>>26275445

and you have no idea how the real world works. People accept the dollar because if you don't pay taxes people with guns will come and extract their dues.

At the end of the day, power is what underwrites currencies, not your fancy algo or ledger or other BS.

Lead is all that matters

>> No.26275840

>>26275776
Bumble, tinder, petco, plan b, jagermiester, Instagram, Snapchat

>> No.26275855

>Made 2k on FUV

Who would've known

>> No.26275857

>>26275783
>Because out of 5 chink scamtstocks, only 2 makes it.
Depends on what you mean by that. The stocks easily 2x but can only lose so much of their value,

>> No.26275880

>>26275799
literally they just buy stuff that is generally green but is red that day. This market is so simp minded I think a fucking toddler with a gradient chart could pick stocks better than most people.

>> No.26275886

>>26274988
MELI I got out at 1500 fearing a correction and it reached 2000 without me. Fuck that I will get in and tank the price myself.

>> No.26275907

>>26275563
I have thought about organizing a jitsi meet for weekend /smg/ but I know everyone would tell me to fuck off

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>>26275734
huh? what if i cash out tomorrow? i won retard.

your argument is like saying my hot 10/10 20y/o girlfriend will turn old and ugly in 8 years or so. of course, we know that, but im currently plowing her perfection and can dump her whenever i find adequate

>> No.26275913

>>26275727
Because you guys don't shill it UNTIL it's too late

>> No.26275915

>GSAT shows up on my alerts
So this pennyshit finally decided to moon. I wonder who's buying them out.

>> No.26275916

>>26275780
I have a permanent buy order at $8.02 right now. I expect it to behave kind of like a SPAC, and I'm not willing to risk 10% on it as it is, because it is a long play, and I might want to switch to another memestock that's popping off faster.

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Did CLF anon kill himself

>> No.26275956

>>26275632
I actually like your idea and am a big proponent of buying big dips myself but you definitely gotta be careful. Have a huge competitive moat is key so you're on the right track there. I brought up the PTJ thing as a bit of a tangent, it's in the Market Wizards book interview and I highly recommend it. A huge part of my own strategy is buying huge dips but instead of the 200 day moving average I just look at the entire history of the chart and try to get a feel for what a "big" dip really is for that specific equity. Right now I'm sitting on over a thousand shares of SOXL I bought back in April so, e.g., for SOXL I look for anything over a 50% dip to go all in on. I wrote a Python script that watches about 50 different ETFs and stocks waiting for either a certain percentage from all time high or in the case of stuff like UVXY or natural gas that drags the bottom, I look for a certain percentage off the all time low to make a buy decision. Anyway, yeah, I like where you're going and you're going to make it. A lot of people misunderstand Buffett and think he just buys "value" at whatever price but if you look at the charts for stuff he's bought you can see it's all on generational size dips. KO, BNSF, AAPL, etc. so if it's good enough for the Oracle it's good enough for me.

>> No.26275990

>>26275734
Lol you do know you can just start DCA-ing into ETFs once the bear/crab market comes? But it's fucking stupid to do in a clown market. Also don't think you precious ETFs won't drop 40% in a downturn.

Many people have lost money in an economic crash. Way more people lost way more money preparing for a crash.

>> No.26275992

>>26275928
CLFtranny, tinny and baggie are all dead. good riddance

>> No.26276011

>>26274843
Nokia because reasons

>> No.26276012

>VIX 21.58 −1.66 (7.14%)
Do you think they will finally let it go below 20 for the first time since COVID?

>> No.26276042

>>26275956
Ive been waiting for a 50% drop on SOXL :(

i have a bunch of cash on hand to buy but it just keeps going up man, how can semiconductors keep getting away with it

>> No.26276043

>>26274843
KTOS, MAXR, SRAC under $20, GME under $35, TSM at any price

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>>26275913
I posted about it a week before the moon mission.... Then there was another anon who shilled it ironically but didn't own any

>> No.26276062

>>26274843
I'm still faithful Ktos is gonna bump back up. Even though I got ass fucked today by them

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>>26275992

I haven't seen him posting at all. Did he move to Florida like Trump?

Fucking scumbags. Thank god Biden is president. Can't stand Scoundrel Democrats

>> No.26276086

>>26276042
>Ive been waiting for a 50% drop on SOXL :(
Yeah it's been on a tear but reliably about every 2 years we get a 50% dip so it's coming. Hopefully sooner rather than later. I'm thinking about going deep in some LEAPS when it does assuming the entire economy of the world isn't in some kind of huge tailspin

>> No.26276091

>>26275915
only green in my portfolio today, i bought that shit months ago and forgot about it

>> No.26276096

>>26276062
>assfucked
>down 2%
Did you buy short dated calls or something? Seconding KTOS though

>> No.26276102

>>26275907
Jitsi?

>> No.26276118
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I'm saying this once because I care about your pockets anon. There will be no big catastrophic dump for the next 3-6 years. Just buy or DCA, the bobo argument is finished. This is the golden bull.

>> No.26276119

EHang green after market still. When will this rally stop?

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These comics are so based.. anyone know the artist? Want to pay him to commission more

>> No.26276134

>>26275916
I have received 60% returns of this meme in a very short time after going all in on a stock after a very long time, I think I might have coombrain but I am determined to do more of the same because Biden and millenials love this shit. If we are to have a green new future, I will be there to profit off of it.

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>>26275727
>China is the world's largest polysilicon producer.
Buy some GCPEF my fellow Chinese scam stock buyer.

>> No.26276156

>>26276065
>Goya and mypillow
Pfft

>> No.26276169

Why is PLUG tanking? Is the meme run over?

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I thought IPOE will save me again from the daily inflation, but it did not. So sad.

>> No.26276179

>>26274941
It's been suggested that the price is being kept low to allow big boys to load up before lockup period for shares expires. Oh you just got another billion dollar contract? -10%

>> No.26276200

>>26276127
Literally from ptg over the summer
The hilldawg ones were better than the jojo bullshit
> walk the plank drumphtards

>> No.26276203

>>26276127
wrong board

>> No.26276210

Has anyone read the Against The Gods: Story of Risk book? Worth a read?

>> No.26276219

>>26276096
>Did you buy short dated calls or something?
Guilty as charged

>> No.26276233

>>26276118
True. This might even be the last few years they allow retail to exercise options.

Make it count.

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Is it to too late to get on BDRBF?

>> No.26276244

>>26276169
ABML is the new PLUG

>> No.26276247

>>26276119
Selling mine tomorrow bag holder

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>>26276142
I'll have to check that out.

Talking about chingchong scams, what's your take on Oriental Culture Holdings, OCG?

>> No.26276264

>>26276169
-1.2% is not tanking. It's a shame tho, because they deserve to die. They are a NKLA tier scam company.

>> No.26276280

>>26276169
all memes are down today. the boomers and large caps won. big corps own us now

>> No.26276291

>>26276169
I wouldn't sell. Wallstreet says to keep holding.

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Wait a minute... Why are there fake accounts reposting stuff from /smg/ on stockwits?

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>>26275776
here's a BCKY portfolio with 20% AAPL, 20% SBUX, 10% TWTR, 10% FB, 10% LB (owns Victoria's secret), 10% ULTA, and 10% LULU. beats QQQ over a few years

>> No.26276337

>>26276247
Bag holder? You think the drone biz is done?

>> No.26276340

>>26276254
>Oriental Culture Holdings
>it's real
kek, you can tell it's a scam just by the name

>> No.26276356

Green ID and all meme stocks surge tomorrow

>> No.26276375

>>26276280
BB was up

>> No.26276376

>on bidens first day of presidency the market has reached an all time high
based

>> No.26276405

>>26276179
How exactly is price kept low?

>> No.26276416

>>26276310
Marty, I'm nervous

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>>26276356
Incredibly based, I feel great about tomorrow. Tomorrow will be a good day.

>> No.26276441

>>26276356
well done

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>>26275427
If you can't man up, then kill yourself, pussy.

>> No.26276446

>>26275420
Explain this CRBP shill >>26276310
How much are you getting paid at the boiler room? I bet it reeks of curry in there

>> No.26276455

GEVO meme worth it?

>> No.26276458

>>26276356
Is AMD a meme stock?

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>>26276310
lol wut

>> No.26276475

>>26276310
Yup the rocket emojis had me jump ship from it. Emojis are scary.

>> No.26276511

>>26275719
based on what exactly

>> No.26276513

>>26276237
no

>> No.26276518

>>26276356
>bb calls
>clf calls
>uuuu shares
>rycey shares
please green please

>> No.26276519

>>26276310
All newfags take notice of this, and understand why we scream autistically at obvious shills

>> No.26276533

>>26276086
if you have 1000+ shares from last spring, did you spend under $10k on that and its now worth $55-60k?

I've just been buying TQQQ monthly, I want that damn SOXL dip though so I can cash in on some gains like that....

>> No.26276542

>>26276337
Selling my bag before it dips.

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>>26276254
>OCG
Money laundering through art, very bullish. I would buy some if it was cheaper

>> No.26276564

is Italian a race?

can i start putting down that im two races so i get noticed for jobs?

im white mutt

>> No.26276575

>>26276445
Do you just repost pics you find in /smg/?
0 pts for creativity

>> No.26276579

>>26276405
short floats

>> No.26276589

>>26276455
For 8 bucks? Yeah why not. Cheapies are the best stocks to get big profits.

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26276600

Short story from this week:
>Be me
>Visit the hellhole that is r/stocks
>See a biomeme company shilled
>click for some reason
>an actual pharma guy and an oncologist talk about how the drug they make will be accepted by the FDA 90%, and that's not priced in for some reason
>buy the daily dip for like 3K because why the fuck not
>I don't even know what the medicine does, it affects like 5 people
>Up 7% today
>simple as
I will not thank you tho reddit, because your a faggot.

>> No.26276610

>>26276549
You’re the anon that recommended inuyashiki because it’s cute girls doing cute things?

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>>26276564
you know the moors....

>> No.26276668

>>26276542
Dip for how long? A day? A week? We will never see this high again? I've been buying in for the last 6 months and will buy any dip for the next 2 years since dems in power.

>> No.26276674

>>26276600
you already said this

>> No.26276705

>>26276310
https://stocktwits.com/BengalTigerWoods/message/275347249
In the pic TigerWoods posts "REMyq1aG" post but here he posts some of "5mn+i..."'s post.

>> No.26276712

>>26276610
You've got the wrong anon

>> No.26276720

Down $600 worth of margin ON GHIV. I fell for the meme. And I think it only goes lower tomorrow. 11.98 was the high water mark for the week fuck me.

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>>26275956
cool, i'll check that book out. really your strat or my strat both work depending on what you're trying to do, like im trying to swing trade not take positions for months or years, it depends on your style and both work. can't emphasize enough how key FA is in this respect, i also don't believe in shorting (limited upside but infinite downside, bull markets are much longer and more frequent than bear markets historically, etc etc it's just always better to go long always on good companies imho), not worth the risk. 200 day is also an important metric but if you look at something like AMD for example, the last time it touched the 200 day MA was back in fucking march, you'd never be able to take a trade this whole time by that metric, that's sorta the problem i have with it (although obviously great if you bought back in march and literally did nothing until now). i also feel like it's too long of a time frame to take advantage of buy the rumor sell the news. i like to look for catalysts (like CES or ER's) and "buy in low" days or a weeks before the event, and then just wait until the pump to sell on, probably the day or two before the event even happens. for my personality i like to be able to finish trades in that time frame, that's just me. i feel like the 1h is a nice compromise between day trading (which is entirely random) and position trading.

at the end of the day it's simply about objectively defining what "low" and "high" are for stocks. that's all im doing really. i want strong stocks that have a bright future and a brand name, a strong economic moat and good social sentiment, companies that i understand (i work in the semiconductor/electronics industry), and i want to look for buying opportunities always.

i've posted a similar screenshot to this before but it illustrates the point pretty well with AAPL. if you DCA'd at/under the 200 hour since the dump from the softbank manipulation incident you would always win if you hodl'd

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>>26276011
>>26274843
NOK is going to rip a hulk dildo on the chart, everyone and their mother is going to know about it. Fuck the float. It is about the amount of money spend not the number of shares.

NOK is literally one of the only companies that has not hit ATH and is fueled up to ride on the next stim.

>> No.26276793

>>26275711
Interesting, AIM listed too so it can be flipped tax free.

>>26275992
>baggie
Didn't even notice he was gone

>>26276511
Wind turbines and 3D printing? Depends if that's big enough to make a dent on revenue

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bullshit or not?

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>>26276310
I dont get it.

>> No.26276833

>>26276356
INSHILLAH, CAPPED!

>> No.26276845

>>26276760
NOK and BB are actually decent companies with solid business plans but stocks seem to be based mostly on the gut instincts of schitzophrenic algorithms

>> No.26276853

>>26275992
>>26276793
baggie always comes back

>> No.26276859
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>>26275956
Jesus dude please help me get started
I’m ready to give up on ever achieving nothing through the normal means, and need to learn to code and trade my way to success.

So far I’ve learned only the wrong things

>> No.26276875

>>26276817
bullshits, presidents don't do anything, that's how the whole thing was designed by the foundng retards

>> No.26276878

>>26276760
Why would Nokia go up?

>> No.26276882

>>26276600

what stock, king?

>> No.26276884

>>26276310
AHAHAHAH

>> No.26276888
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>>26276817
> that badly scaled y axis

>> No.26276916

>>26274565
Its hard to cope (sold citi for 1% gain to see it spike +30% for the next weeks) but Its a lesson learned anon. Assuming we are talking about real companies and not flavor of the month shit:

1)Take SOME profit, NEVER all
2)NEVER sell at a loss, they always go up
3)Buy back when it dips
4) Hodl. Hodl. Hodl till youre odl

>> No.26276917

>>26276817
>blame Bush for dot com bubble
>also blame Bush for 2008
Either Clinton gets the Dot Com or Obama gets 2008, you can't just stretch Bush's term to cover both

>> No.26276928
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>>26276356
extremely based, thank you kind sir for doing the needful

>> No.26276932

>>26276878
Exclusive 5g contracts for scandanavia and decades of experience

>> No.26276940
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>>26276817
IM BULLISH FOR BIDEN!

>> No.26276955

>>26276917
kek I didn't notice that

>> No.26276962

>>26276932
Right on. Thanks for the info

>> No.26276969
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what the nigger-shitting FUCK was that?

another day another profit. based GOOG in particular

>> No.26276974
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26276974

Why did CLF dip

>> No.26276985

>>26276674
Yeah, but noone cared then :C

>>26276882
AURPH

>> No.26276990

alright lads, not been here for a while what are the best divi stocks these days.

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>>26276817
uh smg bros are lines supposed to loop back on the x-axis? is it unironically over?

>> No.26277027

>>26276760
Gonna market buy 50k tomorrow since I know it won’t even move the price

>> No.26277041

>>26276974
When was that article posted?

>> No.26277044

>>26276974
Clown market

>> No.26277046

>>26276817
>invest in S&P 500 ETF in 1999
>wait 8 years to break even
>wait another 4 years to break even again
imagine getting cucked this hard, and they have the nerve to say it's safe

>> No.26277059

>>26276990
MO XOM like always

>> No.26277060

>>26276974
Because jews want us to suffer. It will drop to $5 probably before it gets to $22 again. You don't expect jews to buy at $18 right? That would be antisemitic.

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>>26274448
I don't understand stock wizardry. Any tip's to get started in what appears to be magic money making?

>> No.26277100

>>26277068
Buy stuff and hope.

>> No.26277114

>>26276446
Dude just because there is crossposted material from /smg/ to Stockshits does not mean CRBP is a pnd.

>> No.26277138

>>26277068
you buy stuff thats cheap and sell it when the price is good

>> No.26277141

>>26277100
Digits confirm

>> No.26277143

>>26277068
>tip's
what's the deal with American's and apostrophe's? These day's they all seem to think that's how you write plural's. Anyway it's magic money losing unless you can answer the riddle of the 80 metre line between the 50 metre poles.

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>>26276817
I have a better one from jewberg. Keep in mind that it's the congress that determines policy, not the president. The president is mostly beholden to the congress, even if tehy make you believe otherwise.

>> No.26277174

>>26276845
>schitzophrenic algorithms
Good companies, like NOK, need retarded anons like us.

>> No.26277193

>>26277068
>>26277143
yeah, this is massively retarded
retard's indicator

>> No.26277205

>>26277046
well to be fair 12 years isn't that much

>> No.26277209

>>26277046
I have a feeling we're close to something similar. last 10 years are too bullish

>> No.26277217

>>26277041
2 hrs ago?

>> No.26277220

>>26277044
It's a market reacting to China winning. A logical conclusion.

>> No.26277231

>>26277059
nice thanks lad

>> No.26277234

>>26277046
Looking at that graph makes me question if the "120% of traders perform below market average" meme.

>> No.26277243

>>26277046
i believe in the 7 years cycle, last one was the chinese stock market crash in 2015, so the next one would be this year, maybe september which is historically a bad month

>> No.26277273

>>26277143
>plural's
caught

>> No.26277290

>>26277114
HAHAHAHAHA yeaaaahhhh I'm sure systematically copying posts from one platform to another is totally organic posting and not just the stock being pumped and dumped with fake accounts from India

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>>26277243
>>26277209
Nah, the corollavirus delayed the crash by re-reversing the yield curve.

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>>26277234
Most invest in crabbing stocks desu so that's not surprising.

>>26277273

>> No.26277324

Baking

>> No.26277334

>>26275170
>normies haven’t figured out
>guys how do i figure out??
Do we tell him?

>> No.26277338

>>26275928
>Did CLF anon kill himself
The dude is still worth $800k which is like 8x his starting point.

>> No.26277360

>>26277046
>invest in S&P 500 starting in 199
>accumulate cheapies for 12 years
>make it during zognald blompfs presidency
i see no problem here

>> No.26277367

>>26276475
How the fuck is any of this scary. Most info on why CRBP will moon is online available to you already. Only info that isn't available readily is the dark pool trading info which you just have to trust my autistic ass on instead of being some schizo retard who thinks I'm involved with fake accounts and bots >>26277290

I am really trying to get my hands a screenshot of some empirical dark pool info for CRBP so people stop getting spooked by the Stocktwits copy/pasting

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>>26277243
>last one was the chinese stock market crash in 2015
This time last year /smg/ said the big crash was coming. It came, in March 2020. Now you're claiming it's been seven years?

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>>26276310
Linking for the archive
>>26262774
>>26263747
>>26264603
https://stocktwits.com/BengalTigerWoods/message/275388398

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>>26277334

>> No.26277394

>>26276878

T-Mobile announces 5 year, "multi-billion dollar agreement" with Nokia to supercharge T-Mobile’s nationwide 5G network,

Nokia partners with Google to jointly develop cloud-native 5G Core solutions.

NASA partners with Nokia to build the very first cell network on the moon. Internet on the fucking moon.

Nokia selected for U.S. Federal 5G Cybersecurity Project. This 5G project is through NIST.

Man makes fucking dinosaur.

I can spoon feed you the sauce if you need it.

>> No.26277411

>>26276455
Might still be able to flip it short term for profit. As a long term hold, no. Think about it. What's the point of alternative fuels if it's more expensive than regular fuel, and regular fuel is already cheap due to low demand?

>> No.26277413

New

>>26277391
>>26277391
>>26277391

>> No.26277416

>>26277209
This is why I do the polar opposite of boomer advice to invest in index funds and only invest in value meme stocks. If the bubble collapses I'm less affected.

>> No.26277428

>>26276974
Up .10c after market. And the Usurper is officially in office. This stock is going to explode in the morning. The fundies on this stock are solid as fuck and it made like 1/3 of its market cap in one quarter. If you let them shake you out of a good thing you deserve not to make it.

>> No.26277490

>>26277416
Yeah also investing is slow growth shit is retarded if the downside when it all dumps is about the same. Like you can gain 15% a year but also it can dump 30%.

>> No.26277538

>>26277367
Anyone can make le reddit ebin dark pool fake excel spreadsheet in 5 minutes
If you aren't involved with the fake accounts then WHO is? Why would they need to pump it with bots if they had that super dooper drug in the pipeline?

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>>26276974
I loaded up on cheap calls today. Putting my trust in CLF tranny. He hasn’t failed me yet so far. It’s an enemies become friends story arc.

>> No.26277569

>>26277046
Nauh I'm constantly buying so I'll have plenty of share from the bottom as well.

>> No.26277610

>>26277538
I do not feel the need to justify myself anymore tbhonest i already have my bags ready for the news next week, you should too

Only thing i admit to doing wrong here mentioning CRBP dark pool activity over and over without providing the evidence for it

>> No.26277655

>>26277367
CALM DOWN EMOJI KING I WAS JOKING

>> No.26277841

>>26277273
you didn't catch day's or the joke