/biz/ - Business & Finance

if you like money buy some RKT and prepare ur anus

>>26277409
I don’t like money

>look up CRBP because this faggot won't shut the fuck up about it
>CEO Yuval Cohen
lmao get fucked kike i've seen this movie before

we did it boys

dont forget that NOK has a heavily diluted share price due to the 5 billion outstanding shares

Why is CRBP shit and should dump it fast?

>tfw double dunked
Fuck day trading limits

Wait why is tesla actually in my SPY index...
I thought this was a joke
Why is this piece of shit actually in my boomer ETFs, it literally doesn't even make money

This is a bubble. But the largest returns are made in the late stages of a market bubble. Make hay while the sun shines, and let the good times roll.

Reply with your favorite chang sca- stock or else...

>THCB

Why am I still holding on to this?

>>26277485
if you have day trading limits your 12% is nothing so who cares

Buying whatever ticker symbol is in this id tomrrow

>>26277519
TSM

>new head of treasury wants to tax unrealized capital gains
>market doesn't care
So uh, that means it's not happening, right?

>>26277479
Look, if you want to subscribe to the Float Fallacy, I won't stop you.

I get that you are of the majority opinion on Nokia that it cannot move due to its float size. While this is generally true - think in terms of money - the amount of money traded stays the same.

Here is why float doesn't matter, compare Nokia's market cap to the market cap sizes and share values of other competitors.

Like Ericsson, it has a market cap of $36.13B. Their share price is currently $11.85. Now, again, think about the money, not the shares.

Say I wanted to invest $100 in a given stock. I could buy 8.5 shares in total of Ericsson. Or, I could get 24.5 shares of Nokia for THE SAME AMOUNT OF MONEY.

The only real negative effect of having 5.6 billion outstanding shares is that it can take a while for them to become more widely dispersed rather than overconcentrated.

Meaning a very select few absurdly rich people can and have been suppressing the price.

It is the buy right now.

>>26277545
>VV
>large cap index fund
*sssiiiiiiiiiip* yep that's the good stuff

>>26277576
How would you tax people on money they don't have?

>>26277576
We can't accelerate that quickly.

>>26277576
Here are the real market fundamentals since May of last year:
TINA

That is all.

How do we short jews?

>>26277484
Because they need to pump it with bots to then dump it on dumb retailers

>>26277545
>OVV
>Ovintiv, Inc. produces and develops multi-basin portfolio of oil, natural gas liquids and natural gas producing plays.
interesting

>>26277576
Nobody takes it seriously, because it's retarded.

Why is it so hard

>>26277462
>Cohen
>Betting against the jew
Anyway that dude is literally copy + pasting shit from stocktwits and this discord I'm in. I doubt he actually knows anything about the company at all.

>>26277576
would kill the stronk market. THEY will literally never allow that to happen.

MSFT BROS.....we ready to crab down to 205 soon?

>>26277519
TSM without question

>>26277576
> tax only applies to straight white males

Wew thanks Shlomo.

I went all in (84 dollars) on Nokia am I gonna make it fellow bizchads?

>never forget how important you are

IN MY BELLY THERE IS A COLD EMPTY FEELING
I WANT TO CURL IN A BALL AND GO INTO THAT COLD AND EMPTY PLACE
I WANT TO UNFOCUS MY EYES AND STARE OFF INTO NOTHINGNESS

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

didn't there used to be tone of trips here? did they all get pink wojaked or what

>>26277462
kek every fucking time

>>26277550
Based. Went to the chippy for tea tonight. Chips and peas and gravy.

>>26277659
emotions
you get greedy and afraid

>>26277664
i don't bet against jew financiers i bet against jew pharma

Just a small paraphrased comment from Peter Lynch to the Crash Beliebers:
>Analysts have predicted 27 out of the last 3 crashes.

and also
>Yes, people lost money because of recession. But people lost way more money by preparing for a recession

Then again, I dropped all my plays that extend to more than a few months and do only short-term meme stuff.

>>26277484
Oh my fucking god dude if you bought into my CRBP shilling then don't dump it from all the schizo FUD posted on here. CRBP is a straight up good buy buy at this price it has consolidated to and can fill the gap to $5ish by April. Its not going to go down much more and only has upside.

If you are distracted from the TA and FA posted on CRBP all day today by people claiming i am some pajeet bot shilling CRBP then so be it. The fact that CRBP has $5 dollar cost average for institutions like fucking Blackrock and Vanguard alone should sell you on this play alone as it hovers in the $1.70 range

>>26277576
Market shouldnt care about that because its a nonsense policy from fairy tale land. What the market should care about is our treasury secretary being a brainlet who thinks such a thing is possible.

>>26277576
There's no way that could possibly pass. The legality of it makes no fucking sense. A potato farmer buys 100k potato seeds to grow his crop. The seeds were $0.01 cents each when he bought them. After he plants and cultivates the potatoes the seeds are now worth $0.03 cents market value. Woops you have to pay the unrealized gains on the seeds that just went up due to us causing inflation by printing endless amounts of money. How the fuck can this possibly be enforced legally?

>>26277409
Ive been bagholding this shit for months. Its literally the king of crabs.I dont think a stonk can crab any harder.

>>26277597
is this copy pasta?

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

near $6.5K day in my taxable account.. how did erryone do today?

>>26277576
It has to be a fucking institutional FUD. No sane economist would want this.

>>26277735
>Analysts have predicted 27 out of the last 3 crashes.
Interesting

How careful do I have to be about taxes when selling options? It's hard to keep track of profits when I'm buying to close and selling again as often as I am

>>26277641
short $IZRL

>>26277760
i know anon kek misery loves company

how much are we going down tomorrow after today's massive run up?

>>26277709
This investing shit is too hard. I feel like such a disadvantage because I sleep during trading hours.

>>26277777

>>26277576
>>26277665
>>26277756
So treasury secretary lacks the power to push it through?

>>26277703
Cor, not had a chippy dinner in ages lad, gonna get one friday

>>26277576
how the fuck would that work?

>>26277684
You are going to be in the 5 digit hell in no time with NOK.

>>26277775
>he reports his income
NGMI

i changed my portfolio into something i can hold for 2 years and not look at it

but im still looking at it everyday

>>26277796

>>26277760
(((they))) want 0 retail investors to own RKT before they show us what the actual value is

>>26277794
the only times that matter are Open and Close
occasionally shit happens at lunchtime

We already had a damn crash in March. Were set for another 14 years. Buy now anons

>>26277793
I went down 12% today because I’m all GHIV and CLF calls. I’m hoping tomorrow is finally the day.

>>26277747
it's quite possible, any time an asset you own goes up in value that's a taxable event and you pay the tax

>>26277610
>>26277745
Oh don't get me wrong, it IS going to pump, but only because your boiler room is shilling it. If anyone wants to try and make a few % points off of it then fine whatever but don't pretend it isn't a PnD without substance so the company execs and institutions can get out of their positions.

ugh are my clf and bb calls going to print tomorrow or what? theyre one month out

>>26277703
That looks absolutely disgusting.

>>26277762
MSFT finally moving so great

>>26277793
- (-2%)

Do I go all in NOK with 50k?

>>26277845
see i realistically see it being a strong divi canidate just how much growth we talking who knows the institutions plotting

>>26277871
economy barely dipped on that. we need a world war or something to reset the count

>>26277840
Keep a small percentage to swing and play memes. Gives the day a lil razzle dazzle

>>26277875
Don't understand CLF, earnings coming up and iron prices sky high... Been in since 10 so up but started to belieb that we were going to fly,,, surely investors would see these signs and pile in not leave

why are robinhooders making fuck crypto threads

>>26277679
You think TSM is worth DCAing into?

>>26277902
I'm going 40% in tomorrow. Waiting on a fucking bank transfer

>>26277614
How do you rig a presidential election and get away with it? Libs are crafty sons of bitches nowadays apparently.

>>26277703
Simple as.

can anyone post the "love me rycey" picture it's hilarious

Just realized I'm track to have €100k available for investing at the end of the year, conservative estimate. Feels good.

>>26277879
Define "pump and dump" in this context because CRBP is definitely going to stay about the $4 share price range long term after the Phase II drug trial news is announced next week. Phase III is where it could dump again but between Phase II and III announcements is when CRBP will be up quite a bit.

So no its not a pump AND dump in the sense that a pnd has a certain timeframe

>>26277735
>>26277765
And one more thing: Remember Buffets shoshine boy story? It was in 1999. The crash was more than a year away. If you sold then, you missed out on more than 100% profits.

>>26277933
It’s coming man. I used Friday and today to load up on cheap calls. Just hodl and pet kat.

>he isn't going into AIV for dividends with its 85% divvie rate
ngmi

>>26277841
and you "American's" and "apostrophe's"

>>26277937
you dont actually own any of the crypto you 'buy' on rh

>>26277745
>If you are distracted from the TA and FA posted on CRBP all day today by people claiming i am some pajeet bot shilling CRBP then so be it.
Lol fuck off. All the TA and FA that's being posted on stockwits is claiming it's going to moon. Probably more of your puppet accounts.

>>26277576
how in the motherfuck should that be possible

>>26277811
Anon its fucking impossible. You would owe tax everytime a stock went up a penny then dropped a penny. You could end up with a stock that went up 20 dols in a day, and you still coming out negative on it due to UG taxes. It would kill the stock market. No one would put up with that shit. You'd see an outflow of capital overseas that would tank our entire economy.

Who the fuck even holds SPY anymore with that piece of shit in it. Literally has a 1,700 P/E ratio, like if Elon fucks up and says nigger on Twitter you could lose 2% of your money overnight what the fuck

>>26277871
What's stopping it from crashing again? It's a fallacy to assume it can't happen soon

>>26277485
Looks like you bought the top of a pump. Without day trading limits, you would just be losing money faster.

>>26277975
I second this. I lost that photo and want it back.

>>26277933
I chose to believe it was (((them))) shaking out the retail so I bought back in today.
>clf tranny still a bitch though

I've got $5,000 to sell covered calls,
I'm looking at 100 shares of ZNG and 100 shares of NOK. What else should I buy?

>>26277811
Yes.

You guys always forget: congressmen and the cabinet is bought and paid for. Nothing will ever happen to rich people. It's always propaganda. The only thing you can do is make it or bounce. Hope is foolish.

>>26277964
you own the media and pump out propaganda to the nearly retarded masses

>>26277946
Yes, they're literally the single bottleneck for all consumer electronics and self driving cars right now. Whatever meme Reddit pushes, TSM makes the chips for it.

30/hr work frm home isnt too bad right smg?

40/hr weeks

>>26277875
Gay AIDS is dumping more tomorrow buddy. I'm bearish for at least the next two months, if not more. Prove me wrong.

>>26277763
Why did they let it happen in Germany?

>>26277974
Americans will never understand the norf.

>>26278042
*ZNGA

I havent followed GME, but looking at it seems like it will die so fast and hard, you will be able to hear the lamentations of 10000 retards, from miles aways

>>26278032
You're right, it just sucks to get bogged and have to baghold all the way down because the SEC hates poorfriends

>>26277987
If they are expecting those news to be good then WHO and WHY is somebody copy pasting comments on stockwits? You can't just ignore that's happening and go on shilling the stock without explaining what that's about

>>26278017
You fucking dipshit just warosu archive search CRBP. You can look at fintel for any of their other institutional info. Vanguard & BlackRock have been getting in BIG the last few months, check Fintel. Stop trying to FUD something you can easily see objective info online on.

The next moon mission is SHLS on the 27th.

ZNGA is honestly based boomers gotta do something all day
>>26278042
i dont understand the hype with NOK? whats the news

>>26278023
>2% overnight
nigger i swing between +50 and -50 like every hour

>>26277879
Imagine pumping stocks on /smg/ and stocktwits. Like what's the return on investment?

This is what I never understood about random "Buy X, it's mooning, your gonna coom XDx" posts without any substance. Like, even if some rando on 4chan buys the stock, will it affect the price? No.

>>26278070
Depends where you live and how expensive it is.

>>26277874
And whos going to itemize every single percentage rise and fall for every single stock? It would cost more in time and money doing that than it would be to invest. What happens when a stock moons 50 bucks in a day then drops back down again, wiping out all the value you hold in it in taxes?

>>26278093
>I havent followed GME, but
Why did you keep typing if you had nothing useful to say?

>>26278093
>I havent followed GME
Oh boy. Good luck trying to short it retard.

What's the upside potential for NOK? This smells like another RYCEY

>>26278148
>work from home
>live somewhere expensive
do people really do this?

3.2k shares bitfarms.
So this is what it feels like to baghold.
Wanted to add to FNGU last week but I said fuck it, take a risk, faggot. Well I did. Fuck me...

looks like the brakes are back on the SPY and crab is back on the menu

god everything is terrible
what the fucking fuck
i can't figure out how to get to a place that isn't so bad

>>26278042
holy shit

>>26278070
i get 60k/year for programming and setting up networks. work from home unless the retarded techs need me to help on site.

>>26278008
>it's real
wtf what am I missing here???

>>26277576
Sorry BOBO, can't hold that TSLA LEAP for 3 years.

what is this pattern called?

ITRM holy fuck

>>26277974
I don’t care what anyone says, brits are based, and I get a long more with blue collar brits more than I get along with 75% of my “own” countrymen in the US. conservative brits and southern Americans are the only people on earth I like. Fuck ragheads and niggers, simple as.

>>26278105
>still no explanation for the stockwits bots
You're getting mad aren't you Pajeet? Should've not been so lazy and wrote your astroturfed comments from scratch

>>26278149
I don't know when you put it like that it sounds almost like a regressive tax but they want money in the real economy

>>26278192
Luckily if enough retards like you dip out of miners tommorow I might actually make some fucking money

Yall niggas got the helium tanks?

>>26277964
Not only did the Deep State, formerly a conspiracy theory denied by everyone as even being real, openly announce themselves, they said yea we're against the President and all for Biden. Yeah this is a coup. and the media couldnt find enough inches of their dicks to suck.

>>26278086
I want to understand

>>26278098
>>26278233

who the fuck cares its one account blow me.

>>26278210
wireless engineer? wats position title

Are we really going in on NOK?

>>26278145
you need to learn to filter the memes. find the diamond in the rough.

>>26278093
Lurk more. We have discussed gme for month now.

>>26278060
exactly. so they'll probably find a way to tax unrealized gains too.

Speaking of shilling, yesterday someone posted CBBT and a DD from reddit. I looked a bit and first of all it is very strange a ticker has a dedicated reddit. The whole place is filled with people saying SPREAD THE WORD and many of them are going around the other reddits taking about the stock. I even has a facebook group for holders. Well the facebook page is napal language, a language originating from india. Almost sure this is a scam, so I hope no one falls for it.

where do i go to check the GME short info?

Good time to buy GEVO or wait until Friday?

>>26278148
i live in an expensive area (east coast libtard state)

but i live with my grandma in my grandpas home that he bought for around 40k in 1960, now worth over 600k ,, i never want to move out, my position is pretty good compared to most.

>>26278227
"scared money don't make money"

imagine I get my stimulus on top of what im making in the market. cant wait to do my taxes

>>26278233
>You're getting mad aren't you Pajeet?
Yeah. Baby is getting upset. Baby is gonna shit and cum his diaper.

>>26278227
The "mirrored boggening" pattern

>>26278202
>i can't figure out how to get to a place that isn't so bad

As soon as the borders open I'm out of here. I can trade much more comfortably sitting in a hammock in a cheap warm country

>>26278316
You had days.

>>26278272
nah, im in a niche market. luxury smart homes in a resort town. title is literally just 'this is our programmer'

>>26278265
>>26278231
I used to live a 5 minute walk from here. Love me some Greggs. This photo is a work of art. Lad on the floor definitely owns RYCEY stock.

>>26278210
howd you end up doing that?

>>26278249
I'm not pulling out. Fuck you, I said I'm holding

>>26277964
lol chud detected

>>26278227
When you accidentally put it in reverse instead of 4.

>>26278093
Go back.

>>26278145
I imagine the combined shilling on /smg/, stockwits and reddit could amount to a few million of volume. Especially taking into account options which are basically leveraged trades. Probably worth it to pay one or two pajeets 10 bucks a day to shill it.

remember to only buy norwegian stocks

>>26278231
>>26278265
We posted the same picture at almost the same time. The norf truly does bring out the best in everyone.

>>26278329

Is the market just gambling?
Should I get into the market spending my last 200 dollars?

>>26278068
this man big brain, the only thing holding me back from investing more, is that i don't like having more than 10% of my portfolio in 1 holding

>>26278316
I'm thinking of buying it at 8.2, or last at friday at whatever the market price is. It's onyl gonna go up from there (maybe after a dip next week, but thats a coinflip).

>>26278380
manual
do eurocucks really?

>>26278406
I was searching for this pic for a while now.

>>26278373
preconfigure all network gear with VPN servers and then after techs install i connect up and do the rest.

>>26277519
TCEHY
GDS
BILI
XIACY
GCPEF
BQ if it dips

What's the weed play now that legalization is basically guaranteed?

>>26278259
You know, CLF lad, your portfolio is a lot less impressive knowing 600k of it is your own initial. Still based but I mean, its only like what, a 50% gain. Im up like 400% in just over a year.

INTC earnings report soon...
Should i buy now? will it dump or pump at time like this?

have 720 buying power and no idea what to do with it. My anxiety prevents me from making a decision.

>>26278068
Thanks friend. Would you recommend any other semiconductor producer atm?

>>26278363
I think no single photo will ever approach this in it's ability to perfectly capture the look, feel, and culture of modern Briton.

>>26278227
efficient market hypothesis

Should I get into the market with just 200 dollars?

Shill me a cheeky daily for tomorrow lads, no CLF no BB no BFARF no NOK

simple as

>>26278407
thats fine. I didn't qualify for the last 2 but I should after doing my taxes this year. and I can retroactively claim the last 2 on my refund I think now.

>>26278275
cope
it's at least 4 accounts copy pasting posts

>>26278402
I think the combinet net worth of smg is around 6 figures, and everyone else just LARPs, or at least wont be affected by obvious pajeet scamming.

WSB and their retarded options play though...

>>26277519
BILI. Help make catgirl waifus real.

You niggers FUDed me out of GME, CLF and PLTR. I am going in on CRBP and there is nothing you can do to stop me

>>26278407
This is why I think the voting age doesn't need to be lowered to 16 like people want, but rather raised to 25. Once you hit 25 you realize politicians are fucking liars to get your vote. Young morons fall for it every time, which is why they want them to vote so much.

>>26278441
>yurowomen can drive a manual better than he can
>the stick in the middle of the car perplexes him deeply
oh no...

>>26278452
CREE

Best American manufacturer for horticultural LED lights

>>26278484
sure why not. buy clf calls or something

>>26278452
Aurora cannabis

>>26278493
>it's at least 4 accounts copy pasting posts
Dude i do not care about your schizo babbling. If you have any legitimate criticisms about the CRBP play then talk to me about that otherwise blow me nerd

>>26277644
The funny thing is, I brought the term barcoding up and explained it. The crbp shill didn't even know the term or what it is. After that he started claiming that it's a sign of accumulation.
I even own 4000 shares. I bought them a week ago for the usual biotech run up and completely unrelated to all of this. This is fucky.

>>26278484
Why not? Gotta start somewhere.

>>26278525
What are calls?

>OI LADS. THIS LITTLE GREEN CUNT IS SHILLING SUM KIKE PHARMA STOCK
>CRBP OR SUMAT
>LETS AVE HIM.

>>26278508
We also shilled these things in the first place.

>>26278517
>cree

>>26278259
CLF chad. Today I loaded up on 1/29 18.5, 1/29 17.5, and 2/5 $21 calls.... am I going to be alright bro.... I promise I have never called you a tranny heh-heh.

WHERE'S BFARF SHILL......................... WE GOT A LITTLE CHAT IN THE WORKS HERE............. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE BFARF SHILL............ COME OUT................ JUST A LITTLE CHAT BFARF SHILL........................................... COME OUT BFARF SHILL......................................................

>>26278407
>Before winning: On day one i'm going to...
>After winning: Thanks for the votes, dumbfucks. See you in March.

Kek, it starts. I shouldn't even be so bummed they cheated Trump, this shit is going to be high comedy the next 4 years.

>>26278509
>25
should be at least 30 and you must pay taxes

>>26278122
T-Mobile announces 5 year, "multi-billion dollar agreement" with Nokia to supercharge T-Mobile’s nationwide 5G network,

Nokia partners with Google to jointly develop cloud-native 5G Core solutions.

NASA partners with Nokia to build the very first cell network on the moon. Internet on the fucking moon.

Nokia selected for U.S. Federal 5G Cybersecurity Project. This 5G project is through NIST.

Nokia Air Conditioners With Smart Climate Control, Customised User Profiles Launched by Flipkart in India

Nokia and Mobily pilot world’s first 4G and 5G Fixed Wireless Access network slicing

>>26278516
One of my first cars was a manual. Funnest car I've ever driven.

>>26277666
I hope not..
it would be nice if we could pump to 30’s before earnings

>>26278441
>imagine driving an automatic
>light turns green
>push gas
>[your request has been accepted and will be processed shortly]
>automatic transmission decides it shoudl actually do something
>car starts moving after like 3 seconds

Meanwhile, I'm already revcing, so I just release the clutch and bring shame to your family.

>>26277597
nice copy pasta. your basically admitting NOK is going to crab

>>26278490
NOK

>>26278574
The /tv/-movienight livestream had a Norf marathon the other night. Very comfy.

>>26278572
options
>buy call, stock goes up you make money
>buy put, stock goes down you make money

>>26278516
europe was liberated from manual transmission german tanks by slushbox american tanks

>>26278509
young people dont vote anyways, you'd be better off clearing the voting records and making people register every election

OBLN will make a comeback, r-right?

dont fall for reverse-reverse cia propaganda. Think murderous Evil. Become Evil

>>26278484
I started with $200 till I felt comfortable, now I got over 10k of my money in the market.

>>26278583
shit i forgot the picture

>>26278658
What was included in their Norf marathon? Can’t think of many Norf TV shows desu.

>>26278664
>buy both, you win either way, literally cannot go tits up
>stock crabs, both expire worthless.
>oops

>>26278631
>in your Honda Civic with a fart can

>>26278631
cope eurocuck

>>26278658
What time is movie night, been here for so long and never been a part of one.

>>26278670
to vote you must pass the citizenship test and be licensed. have to renew every 8 years.

>>26277902
If you want to retire in the next year, go all in with 50k on NOK.

>>26278714
I only caught Raining Stones. Such a kino ending.

>falling for the small cap pharma/biotech meme
We've been through this scenario hundreds of times before. Rule of thumb is they're all shitty PnDs.

>>26278665
It was actually the russians, british and australians tho. Americans did jackshit, it's all just postwar propaganda.

DINGDINGDING
HOWD YA DO TODAY BOYZ
It's good. slow and steady. Glad I held UTZ. UUUU and CLF will shine.. give'em more time.
I think my goal now is to hoard cash, but also still DCA into some ETFs, as the market will continue to ride...
I'm guessing the next crash could be if a new covid strain is strong aginst the vaccine?
who knows.
for all I know the clown market continues to pump.
BTW, tahnks Netflix! I

>>26278653
Okay thanks I'll buy NOK

$MFA taking too long to recover

Well I have to wage cuck now. Here's the new update for those that missed it. Now feel free to proceed by calling me an attention whore faggot. Thanks!
https://youtu.be/ycnbxYgmGA4

>>26278712
based and sg-1 pilled

>>26278719
iron coomdor then

>>26278547
My legit criticism is that when you show up shilling it here coincidentally copy pasted posts begin popping up on stockwits half an hour later
If your best response to that is calling me a schizo then whatever keep shilling away rajesh

>>26278728
that's just even MORE SHAME TO FAMIRY, if that overtakes you.

>>26277762
>buy solid dividend stock with %2.5 APR margin
>get %4 in dividends
>collect another 6-10% selling OTM Covered Calls
>if I get assigned, lol who cares it’s the houses money.

This feels like cheating bro’s.

>>26278509
Kek, literally "If you vote me class president, every day they're gonna serve pizza in the cafeteria" tier.

>>26278800
Why would you post that godforsaken webm

>>26278771
Ah Middleton. What a shithole.

>>26278452
I'm betting on Greenlane Holdings

>>26278777
>Russians
I said liberated. The parts of Europe that fell under Communist control weren't liberated until the 1990s
>British, Australians
Using what tanks? Oh, that's right.

>>26278170
At the end of the day, it’s not worth $30 a share. It could 200% for one day sure. I’m hoping retail has learned its lesson from GNUS though

>>26278800
watching you homo

>>26278277
Yes. Don't be one of the people that buys NOK at $4.50. Yeah there is float, which makes it seem like it is not moving fast, but it is moving up.

>>26278407
I hope you realize most anons don't care about what some random faggot on Twitter has to say.
>>26278800
When does RYCEY hit $3?

>tfw I shilled nok 2 years ago
am I the next nostrodamus

>>26277576
Never happen in a million years

>>26278800
>that webm

>>26278800

Heres a question for everyone. Whats the minimum you're willing to put into a new position to open? 1,000? 100? 50?

>>26278572
the calls you make to your female broker to check on your portfolio
You DO have a female broker, right?

>>26278800
quit jewing with your hands weirdo

shill me on NOK

>>26278785
meh but im getting there

>>26278670
Enough vote to turn the tide. In most states it's like 49.8% over 49.1%. That tiny fraction is all it takes.

>Becky ETF
Pic seems too many to put together into an investment pie, suggestions for deadweight to remove?

>>26278834
>>26278728
this argument is retarded anyways because both the manual civic and the slushbox mustang get absolutely shit on by the chad in a Cybertruck or Model 3

>>26278875
>I haven't followed GME
>But here's a valuation I made up anyways
What DO you think Gamestop is worth, and why?

>>26278873
> The parts of Europe that fell under Communist control weren't liberated until the 1990s
Some would say western europe has been under american control ever since.

>>26278076
Their grudge against amalek, unironically.

>>26278875
>it’s not worth
You don't get it, $GME isn't a value or growth stock, it's a tug of war.

>>26278826
>his only "legit" criticism is pointing out how some stocktwits account copypastes 4chan posts half an hour after they are posted on 4chan
Is that seriously your best criticism of CRBP? You are hopeless you obese milkbreath faggot go complain about white genocide while masturbating to hentai and hailing Odin

>>26278316
The prices went to 8.3 during biden inauguration (whole market was down) went to 9, then stable at around 8.6, now paris agreement is signed.. so u might wait a dip that will not happen very much. But who knows ! Cant time the market

>>26278910
Fucking discrimination. Both toilets are clearly for retards.

>>26278192
Hmm, i could almost be you now but i came to my senses. Its like seeing my alternate reality

>>26278926
NOK NOK
>who's there?
orange
>orange who
Orange you glad you didn't buy CLF

Buying more GHIV tomorrow simple as

>>26278777
The entirety of Russian, British, and Australian contributions to the war were made moot the second everyone else basically gave up on their nuclear program. The bomb was the only thing that ever mattered.

>>26278904
>Price of NOK then $5-$6
>Price of NOK now $4.20 hehe blaze it
Nah

>>26278904
I shill tons of stocks, some of them will surely moon within a few years. Also had you bought NOK back then you'd still be in the red.

>>26278945
Chewy?

>>26278973
Gamestop is unironically a growth stock
>new management
>300% Y/Y e-commerce growth
>2 year store lease average, can easily liquidate or add stores as needed
>massively growing industry
The only thing keeping GME chained to these discount bin sub-$10B valuations is their history of failure and decline. But that's history.

>>26278800
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'.
Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me.
My mother said to me- "Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette.
I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because that webm gave me cancer anyway.

>>26278748
Just go to cytuPERIODbe
You'll find it.

>>26278987
>>26278909
>>26278800
>>26278849

>>26278616
and own landed property

>>26279038
Damn I forgot about Chewy

have to go put in face time with the wife bbl

>>26278800
I need a Sonia webm to undo the faggotry of this webm

>>26278945
Replace JWN with revlon
Also you NEED PTON and the upcoming Bumble IPO

>>26279017
>>26279033
good job I sold all my shit after loosing £300 then isn't haha

>>26278508
FUSE anon

>>26278910
>CLFfaggot trying to use the bathroom at chili's -2021

>>26278800
where's the punchline for that video?
give it a funny name like "waste of time, don't watch this.webm"

>>26278945
why not just buy QQQ

>>26278926
This is good for LEAPs. Short term it’ll be like watching grass grow. The issue is that there are so many shares that the stock doesn’t move visually enough but it is moving.

Long term I like where Nokia is headed. The comeback is right around the corner.

I'm in with 100 7c 1/21/22s, this new CEO isn't fucking around with partnerships with Google and NASA among others.

>>26278979
thanks for confirming you're indian

I just want to live as a caveman.

>>26279129
the punchline is that faggots like that are alive

EXIT ALL CRBP POSITIONS
QRD:
>shill posts his position
>based anon finds exact screenshot on StockShits
>we post it on /smg/
>shill says he shills differently on StockShits
>then shill says it’s not his position he lied and only has options
Long story short it probably is that dude and he needs us to buy his bags so he can pay for Supreme socks and Boba

>>26279195
Be waity for Great Rebunga.

>>26279167
Nothing gets past you, hawkeye. I have already told /smg/ earlier today that the dark pool discord group which i joined recently is just a bunch of asian and indian kids from the silicon valley i knew from high school and such

>>26279009

>>26279108
nice webm, upboated

>>26279204
>inb4 phoneposter
I did this for you guys on my phone during a work call cut me some slack

>>26278986
There's a stock offering of 25Million for $8 on Friday, so I would guess it will drop back to $8 somewhere around then?

>>26279227
slavs only exist to be killed

Here ya go

>>26277644
This has nothing to do with crbp.

https://stocktwits.com/ReggieFillsaiMe/message/269920389
>>25562420

>>26279227
>That one guy who steps in at 0:16 if only to move the drink aside.
Shit, how have I not noticed that yet.

>>26277614
it works in germany kek

>>26279231
>literal pajeet discord tranny shilling stocks across three+ different websites because his pump and dump discord group told him to
Is this supposed to be a parody

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/20/oaktrees-howard-marks-on-unrealized-capital-gains-tax-janet-yellen.html
>U.S. Treasury Secretary nominee Janet Yellen reportedly said she would consider taxing unrealized capital gains

oh boy, what a great time to be an investor. I'm not gonna report shit from now on.

>>26279330
tax her brain with lead

>>26279330
They say a lot of things anon. What reason have you to believe them?

I told you guys to buy Ford.

It's got legs so buy tomorrow. and again, don't tell anyone.

>>26277902
>>26277958
>>26278759
can i get a QRD? i was literally joking about buying this last week because of BB

>>26279330
do americans really?

>>26277516
I need 17% more to retire. I’m going to be so pissed if this blows up now.
Fuck every day is a battle.

>>26278755
woah cool it with the racism there buddy!

>>26279390
I bought a Ford once and it blew tranny fluid all over my driveway.

>>26279204
This is making me unironically want to buy 1k worth

>>26279250
Maybe, I cant tell. Its holding strong rn

Why is Kodak pumping AH?

>>26279390
Okay, what's going on with them?

>>26279116
Why REV over JWN?
Yeah Bumble will definitely be included. I thought about PTON but the P/E is insane so unsure (although PLNT is also pretty shocking).
>>26279164
I'm not a burger so I can't buy QQQ, plus it's more fun to bet on thots.

>>26279324
I could shill you the other stocks that our group focuses on but I chose CRBP because it has an interesting short float level of 40%

I know we are on 4chan which is a literal white supremacist platform but as an Asian-American I've noticed most of us are far better investors than whites and that should be reflected by our socioeconomic status in the USA. I would stop listening to your racist tendencies and just accept that we are good investors

I can't go in on GME, BB and NOK in 2021, it's too fucking clown world for me to handle

>>26279459
Lol. Tell me why.

>>26279330
This includes everything right? stocks, bonds, RE, Art, precious metals, anything that goes up in value?

You can really tell how a lot of kikes were just Europoors who converted to go practice usury, just look at your average rat Dutchman

Buying 100 HYLN on friday, earnings on 2/11 and it seems to be at a floor

>>26279568
yes, even real estate

>>26279512
You have almost immediately surpassed CLF tranny as the most undesired left poster here. Please mr. Vu or R34 whatever you want to be called, start namefagging so i can filter you

>>26279512
You're shilling a
>dudeweed
>biomeme
because of a
>short squeeze
you learned about on
>a discord boiler room
Literally everything about this sounds like it came out of asking AI Dungeon to generate a pump and dump

>>26279437
>blowing a tranny in your driveway
It doesn't matter what people do in their own homes but jesus.

>>26279549
there are other opportunities by now
I'm moving into oil myself, look at the crude oil prices
TINA into tech -> retail recovery -> oil -> eventually airliners

>>26279549
I was going to buy bb, then saw it was a top 10 search on Google today...

>>26279108
BUNDA

i think im gonna fin ally buy opti, even though ive known about it since .2

>>26279631
You don't bring trannys into your home.

>>26279604
Boers are just fallen Dutchmen.
Elon is like a neo-messianic figure for them all.

>>26279653
> he didn’t buy at 10

>>26279549
You are probably can't remember playing Snake on the Nokia 3310. Biden and the money printer remember.

>>26279625
>he thinks targeting the endocannibanoid system means its a dudeweed
Anon have you taken high school level biology or are you from one of those shithole states which get actual hillbilly education and you can any associate neurotransmitter systems with the intoxicants that affect them

>>26278949
It's current form is obsolete deadweight

>>26279542
what the actual fuck. this does not spark joy pls delet

>>26279670
Very true anon, it all makes sense.

>>26279670
> richest man in the world is literally an african-american
What a time to be alive

>>26279122
Jej. Fucker, got me.

>>26279670

>>26279644
I apreciate the advice anon, but I already partially FOMOd in on BB and GME last Friday.
I also refuse to invest in oil and shit, I just want comfy holds, not dying industries no matter how huge they are and slow their eventual rate of decline.

Please sirs join me in our purchase of many shares of CRBPB we will become all rich together that is CRPB please to the moon!!!

>>26279701
>>26279625
can only* associate

And you think I am shilling CRBP because of a.....short squeeze? What the fuck? No that is just one of the reasons. Namely has to do with the fact that institutions are buying up shares to bring down their dollar cost average right before news about Phase II drug trials

>>26279542
grim

>>26279714

>>26279227
Story?

Somebody bake pls

>>26279749
Look at the 6 month chart of GME. Notice how every time it pumps and then levels off for a while, it dumps to a new higher low?

That can totally happen again. Just don't be a retard and sell at $28 or something when we start dumping. t. long GME since September

>>26279691
nokia 5210 was unironically the best phone ever made. good ol days when you could actually open the phone and change the battery. not like these bricks they sell today

>>26279755
>rocket emoji

>>26279691
of course I can remember anon, it was my first phone :'^)

>>26279755
one hunnid one hunnid fireworks emoji fireworks emoji

>>26279623
>>26279204
>>26279755
Please mr Supreme Streetwear TikTok investor address one of my several posts
>>26279769

>>26279785
>niggers took this away from us
it's no fair whitebros

>>26279444
Shes like haha, yea, men of my race are such losers.....

;_;

>>26279785

Thoughts on how PLTR will do tomo?

>>26279890
I kneel

>>26279459
bet the farm on it anon

>>26279901
crab like it's been doing for months

>>26279900
>>26279890
>>26279895
>>26279785

>>26279887
You are a schizo faggot who make incomprehensible compilations of posts but I do admit my relentless CRBP shilling was too extra today. Just know that you've been warned. I wont shill CRBP aside from a casual mention from now on until it moons then I will start rubbing it in faces

>>26279800
nice anon, I should have taken it seriously when it was being talked about, very easy to dismiss GME though based on where brick and mortar is going - so I don't beat myself up about it

>>26279900
based colonist

>>26279542
>Harrisonville, MO

I used to work for CPS in the county Harrisonville is the seat of before I left for a job that paid actual money. Absolute shithole.

>>26279542
I literally did an Italian OH!! at the reveal. Marrone!!! The baby is a mooliagne.

>>26279901
nobody cares about PLTR, it's old news and hype gone

crab forever get rid of that shit

Redpill me Gevo please.

>>26279556
People on smg tried to FUD me out of GME, WKHS, PLTR, and MARA just to name a few tickers. To be honest, the stock twits shit is cringe as fuck, but my gut is telling me to buy and I trust that more than what people here say. Do I think it'll have 500%+ runs like some other shit? Probably not its a fucking biomeme. Doesn't hurt to throw some change at it since most of the current meme picks here are stale.

>>26279983
kek

>>26279800
But did you have WSB obsessively pumping it like they do now?

>>26279204
Those posts are very similar to the soijak poster. Maybe the anon who hates him is right

>>26279011
Get burned.

>>26279953
you're a pathological liar

>>26279997
GEVO pumped all last month and now people are starting to get into it. for that reason it will pump a bit more. There will be a shake out for sure. I bought in at $2.75 when I saw it shilled here a while ago.

i'm gonna kill myself

>>26280089
1-800-273-TALK

>>26279953
Please mr Vu take my sincerest apologees sirs we will all buy lagmbornini together off the gains off your shilling sirs. To the moon!! Please thank your secret discord server friends for the most valuable info, thank you come again!
$CRBP $AVGR *rocket emoji x100*

baked
>>26280148
>>26280148
>>26280148

>>26280065
What have I lied about besides me shitposting that rocket emoji skyline GTR guy? You've made the vaguest claims today with not a SINGLE actual criticism of CRBP from a fundamentals or technical standpoint.
>>26279995
Yeah stocktwits will always be cringe but you have to understand that the shit that makes you money is the deep value garbage which people will look at and say "lol wtf that is trash". I personally believe it will have a 300%+ run minimum.

>>26280134
Scoops how’d that market order of FNGU go this morning

>>26280170
Did you personally copy paste the posts or was it one of your friends from the discord group?

>>26280089
Think about the NOK gains bro.......you won't see them if you an hero......

>>26280193
>how’d that market order of FNGU go this morning
It didn’t :^)

>>26280207
Yeah its some guy from the discord I told about /smg/ I assume.

>>26278910
This webm always makes me laugh.
It's not like the dude is trying to be a douche about it or anything, he just acts like he's obligated to stop this person before they can use the bathroom.
It's not like he wants to stop them, he just has to for some reason.