/biz/ - Business & Finance

No and I will never be your tenant

>>26272391
You gotta risk it for the biscuit

>>26272391
>Listening to boomers

by nightfall dude

Hey dave I’m $300k in debt driving a $60k Tesla and make $400k what should I do?

whoever calls him needs to talk about uncle moshe

>>26272391
Dave I've made over 50k from a $500 investment in just over 2 years on advice on internet money from a bunch of basement dwellers on a mongolian basket-weaving imageboard.
what exactly are the yearly percentages of this profit and how does that compare to the S&P index funds that you reccomend?

>>26273431
>get into your Tesla and drive it off a cliff
>by nightfall
>if you even can

>>26273838
Kek

>>26272391
RUN AWAY. I heared some people got burned in the past by this.

>>26272391
Better than I deserve.

>>26272391
Do you have a pastor you can talk to?

do you think he gets a lot of suckers into his paid programs?

>>26275620
Most certainly. Understand though that his primary targets are financially irresponsible people in need of fundamental course correction. His broad advice is good enough for that. People who are financially literate and wise will find all kinds of flaws in his program but his primary clientele are drowning in bad debt, live beyond their means, and have no long term financial strategy

>>26276311
.

Fuck.

>>26275531
this made me spit out my drink

>>26272391
tfw you find out you can't actually cash it out

TIME SHARE EXIT IS THE ONLY COMPANY I TRUST TO GET YOU OUT

>>26272391
WHAT
WERE
YOU
THINKING

>>26277206
Kek

>>26272391
your moneys on the roulette table
sunken cost fallacy
it’s in code

desu he probably gave solid advice because the guy who had them seemed to have no clue what they were or why he had them, if Dave gave him positive reinforcement he'd likely try to buy shitcoins and sling them until he had nothing left like a retard

>>26276311
Finally someone who gets it.

>>26278461
That's right, because these next ten years of your life you're not gonna be going on vacation, you're not going to be eating at restaurants, you're not going to spend a dime until your debt's paid down.

>>26278551
Come on dave it’s just a $5k loan...

>>26276311
>Understand though that his primary targets are financially irresponsible people in need of fundamental course correction.
He's the same scammer as are "nutrition and fitness coaches". Everybody knows what's healthy and what not and everybody knows they should do more sports, if only walk 1-2 hours a day. Lard-asses are simply too dumb, lazy and undisciplined to pull through. Same goes for these financial train-wrecks. Everybody knows, that financing vacations with credit cards with 17% interest payments, because you maxed out all other credit lines for consumer electronics and cars that lose value in seconds, is retarded. People who still do it and can't stop doing it, are the same kind of lazy, dumb and undisciplined. High time-preference degenerates.

>>26278831
There should be a phone app that pops up a video of Dave staring you down disapprovingly any time you start to try buying an unnecessary luxury over the internet. And he could hand you a web link to your mortgage site instead for making extra principal payments.

Is it financially better to live in a cardboard box or a dumpster, Dave?

>>26278969
Damn, that would actually work on me. I've been on a fiscal fast for the past 20 days of the new year -- no impulse spending, no buying stupid shit, no vidya, no nothing. Fucking sucks, but I am forcing myself to invest more in everything from precious metals, to stocks, to crypto and yes, the dreaded Dave principal payments

>>26279098
You're gonna be eating beans and rice and rice and beans, okay?

>>26279193
Better than I deserve!

>>26279098
Caller, do you know how high the rent on a dumpster is?

>You need to do some plastic surgery dude
>Act your wage

>>26272391
Imagine him taking a shit. Every morning, he mutters under his breath during his final push: "ahhh, debt-free"

>>26279107
>fiscal fast

I sometimes wish I were a happy retard

DONT BE A DUMMY. Get your term life insurance through Zander.com

>>26280262
ZANDERZzzzl ol

>>26272391
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>>26273838
>Cant cash it out
Sorry to hear that bud. This should scare the hell out of you. Anything more than 2% a year with quarterly rebalancing is too much risk.

>>26272391
ive been binge watching this boomer on youtube for a day and a half but now hes taken over my recommend some im having to block the videos, hes funny at times but he is epitomy of boomer

why does america have a sect of Christianity like this? this is the most uniquely american phenomenon

>>26278551
your not going to be seeing the inside of a restraunt unless your working a second job there

>>26281635
i would say make it 20% but i'm fucked i'm 50% exposed to btc right now and all my plans for rebalancing are currently fucked.

>>26273838
Lmfao

>>26281750
Its just hard work yields glory protestant's work ethic. He believes his money is from God to help others with and God gives each person something different.