/biz/ - Business & Finance

lol People will say mean things but this is great.

>>2624649
are you a 70 years old latino lady?

>>2624649
if cryptos dont work out for you I can let you suck my dick for 30$, 40 if I can cum in your mouth

you kinda remind me of my grandma

Can't wait 'til I cash out and can do jack shit for the rest of my life.

>>2624649

that looks comfy as fuck OP!

upside you might have money
downside you look like that

>>2624649
YOU might be comfy but it won't make you anymore of a pajeet shitskin

>>2624649
What's it like being a rich Peruvian grandma?

>>2624649
What gender is that?

>>2624649
what gender are you. srs question

>>2624850
I'm sorry OP I didn't mean to say that, you look very comfy indeed

>>2624649
Brave move op of that's you. Enjoy your gainz, you deserve them after hodling through mt. Gox

>>2624649
you look like a mexican maid.
get back to work, or get back to mexico

>>2624649
what a life

>>2624649
tits and timestamp or GTFO

>>2624649
What are you?

>>2624915

>>2625144
hahaha awesome

>>2625144
Lmaooo best thread ever hi grandma

>>2625144
WTF I LOVE PERUVIAN GRANDMAS NOW!

Is that coffee/tea photoshopped???

>>2625144

this is a shoop theres no way theres people that look like OP on /biz/

>>2625144
Show your tits

>>2625144

grandma can you delete this pls? its not appropriate

>>2625144
aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

i'll eat you out if you send me some btc, OP.


...srs.

1BnacsgpQZdnV9hvGD4Rx6jg3CFk2YZ6Mz

>>2625144
I think I'm done with this whole internet thing

>>2625144
tell us your biz secrets grandma

>>2625144
what is going on

>>2625188
It's cold there. Why would someone wear a blanket if it wasn't cold you dumbass.

>>2625144
How old are you? I would probably want to fuck you regardless of your answer

>>2625144
Pls b my gf
I have a 7 inch cock
Looking for a Mommy GF

>>2625144

post tits pls, it's my birthday

>>2624649
>dual monitors
>blanket
>quality headphones
>hot coffee
>skeletal decor

confirmed comfy

How many kids do you have and how pathetic are they compared to you?

>btc since 2012
>probably have a $5 million net worth
>content and comfy as you are

>OP will never be your mommy gf

>>2624649
YOU'RE COMFY CRYPTO.

I remember you from the posw slack. we fucked around in marketing together

I love how even a 2/10 is a 9/10 here .

>>2625144
why did i enter this thread

>>2624649
has a mustache

>>2625144
does not


> wtf is going on here?

Wish I had a rich ass mom that shitposts on 4chan

>>2625144

ahahah WHAT

>>2625144
>anon takes advantage of your alzheimer's suffering granny

>>2624649
I can't explain why...but I just got a boner from your picture.

Has it really come to this? Have I lost so much money that I've literally become a faggot? I'm so turned on right now. Ugh, I want you.

also who was camera???

>>2625220
No, be my gf I have 8 inch dick

>>2624649

>lots of single player fps

You better have Max Payne 3, Doom and Wolfenstein there.

You should check out Rainbow Six Siege, it's not single player but it's really good.

>>2625144
Older women are superior

Hey grams ill send u a pic of my dick and a bonus sharpie near my pooper for some coin

>>2625320
>R6
Are the servers still shitting themselves daily? I feel like the game went to shit this year

>>2625315
>>2625324
You guys make me sick

/biz is the best board right now, glad I migrated

>>2625342

Not daily, but they're far from great. After operation health that might change.

>>2625274
Not really. We are endeared by her, she's like a comforting mommy through hard times.

best fucking thread i've seen today

>>2625342
>You guys make me sick
pleb

I was unironically going to commit suicide today but you cheered me up, mommy.

>>2625144
That was unexpected as fuck.
/biz/ might be the most normalfag board on 4chan.

>>2624649
ComfyGrandmaChan

>>2625144

Anon want big money and big milky tits.

>>2624649
Please be our new mother-figure OP, I need you

Well I'll be.

>>2624649

did you pick up anything on the steam sale

>>2625144
whip them out nan

>>2625144
Well I'll be damned

>>2625144
oye

Damn I can't really blame gold diggers for dating greasy old men now

>>2624649
the Alaskan autismo?

>>2625144
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>>2625144

god damn OP. That's the true comfiest blanket.
Fantastic job

>>2624649
OP confirmed as the official /mother/ of /biz/, please apply for your tripcode immediately

https://t.me/upcomingPumps

This is shit. Look how shit it is.

Can I be your playboy

>>2624745
He could buy your entire life salty nocoiner.

>>2625144
The history of /biz/ has all led up to this

>>2625144
LUL I never expected a response

>>2624649
Altoids ehhh?

>>2625144
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN

>>2624649
so how much you holdin gran?

>>2625144
what the fuck

how old are you??????

THIS BITCH

HOW CAN THIS FUCKING BITCH JUST NEVER COMMENT AGAIN

WHBAT THE FUCK
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING LADY???

>>2625935
calm down mijo, strong emotions and trading are not a good mix ^^

>>2625144
>tfw no mommy gf

If this lady is in Massachusetts I will eat that pussy for .01 btc.

>>2625144
HOLY SHIT, THAT ANON BTFO.

>>2625960
send me some eth grandma

0xe99301bd61536a9a2e09c81a93e77019dbc458b9

>>2625144
>tfw no grandma gf to discuss coins with

>>2625935
Probably because Peruvian grandma is making Arab money and doesn't owe us shit. She only came here to blow us the fuck out.

>>2625864
be careful with the things you wish, as we all have the power to shape reality with our thoughts either for the best or the worst

glad to see Consuela made it

>>2625144
I would actually

>>2626055
I WISH TO BE A BILLIONAIRE

>>2625989
>>2625965
>>2625848
>>2625512
>>2625263
>>2625220

You can all pretend I'm your mommy gf for today, but don't get too attached, that's never a good thing.

>>2626136
Do you like younger men? What would you do if you really were my/our mommy gf?

>>2626136
>>2626145
Also, p-please post Steam.

>>2626136
>pretend
i wish this was real

>>2625144
baby want milkies

>>2625144
Well how about that
>tfw your grandma could've called you a faggot online without knowing it was you

>>2626168
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL GRANDMAS

>>2624649
why does the steam from that coffee look edited?

>>2626136
you are my favorite poster on 4chan ever

>>2626168
Faggot.

>>2625144
Finally I'm not late to a thread, fuck yes

>>2625519
I have way too many unopened and unfinished ones to be buying more at the moment

>>2626214
Fuck off grandma, I'm not helping you with the computer next time I visit

>>2626136
>A fringe thoughtful peruvian biz mommy
whomever has you is lucky
I have my own though but shes not peruvian and im the mommy :3c

can i have an altoid

That feelio when you weren't strong enough to make it as a man by yourself and have wound up as a 4chan-dwelling manchild NEET shut-in so the idea of an older woman loving you and helping make you a respectable member of society seems perfect.

>tfw no mommy gf with big, soft breasts to let you play with and rest your head on
>tfw no mommy gf to teach you how to make delicious food and repair your clothes instead of buying new ones
>tfw no mommy gf to to cook meals for and enjoy romantic evenings with
>tfw no mommy gf to teach you how to please a woman in bed
>tfw no mommy gf to condescend and bully you slightly
>tfw no mommy gf to turn you into the type of person who doesn't want to be condescended to or bullied
>tfw no mommy gf to make you a man

I'm not even human.

>>2625881
>>2626264
That's just something I built to cover my webcam, I could buy something more professional looking but nah ;)

>>2626242
what do i have to do to make you my waifu?

>>2626242
What the fuck grandma, why are you so cool?

>>2625383
That's very nice to hear but it's not like you're not going to die eventually (? :*

Either way there are still plenty of interesting things to witness :)

>>2626550
PLS BE MY MUMMY GF

>>2625960
>^^
remember this

are u a neet

>There are rich Peruvian grandmas on /biz/

4chan really is the melting pot

>this peruvian grandma is a future rothchild

>>2625144

Oh shit

/biz/ is my favorite board on 4chan sometimes. this is one of those times

>>2624649
>>2625144
>>2625960
>>2626136

I'm not into this whole "mommy gf" shit, but it is pretty attractive when older women keep up with modern trends. I think age is primarily a state of mind and you don't have to be "old" if you don't want to be.

>>2625144

>>2626550
>>2626314
this bitch responds like its her fucking tumblr fuck off

>>2626905
don't talk to mommy like that you fucking bitch slut

>>2624649
>got into btc in 2012
Fake news

>>2626905
shut your bitchmade mouth I love my latino grandma for the day.

Orale viejita me gusta a usted mucho. Gracias por veniendo aqui. Te amo con todo mi alma. Nunca dejas este 4chan.

>>2624649
>>2625144
WTF HAHAHAHAHA I THOUGHT YOU WERE TEENAGE DUDE IN THE OP, good on ya granny

where do I get a real comfy blanket

>>2626961
It's actually a sleeping bag for camping. The one I have was a gift from long ago but I'm sure you can buy one with the same pattern and color

>>2624861
c u c k
i bet youre very comfy indeed with ur wife hacing a bull

>>2624649
All those sicks gainz and you still can't afford a coaster?

>>2627071
Coasters are for cold drinks, silly. There's no condensation on delicious hot cocoa!

>>2627051
Dear Comfy NanaCoin,

May I have an extra chocolate chip cookie?

>>2626961
more details

>>2627177
>posts a bunch of chink letters and numbers

WTF am I supposed to do with that

What's your stance on altcoins, mommy?

>>2627177
Ican'tfaptothis.jpg

>>2625144
Well fug :DDDDDD DD

why is everyone assuming she is peruvian?

>>2624649
This is awesome, you are awesome.

>>2627509
I really wanna see her tits. Seriously I'd love to lick her pussy and make her squirt.

>>2627622
same desu
dirty talk in spanish is GOAT

>>2625144
Holy Fuggg

the shit money does to people's perception of you LOL

>>2625144
Please show us a picture of your spread vagina, I have a thing for older women clits.

>>2627223
You never know what could happen next so in my opinion it would be good to have a bit of everything you can afford.

The amount invested on each coin should proportionally reflect your level of understanding of it. Of course this way of thinking would play a more important role when you want to go big, if you're just diversifying with relatively small amounts for the sake of it then maybe you don't really need to research that much.

>Talking a bit about Bitcoin...

Even with all the current issues, I believe Bitcoin will still be the safest bet of all. Most of the problems it faces now are due to the massive level of adoption it's currently having combined with the principles it stands for. Any other coin that stands for the same principles as Bitcoin will indeed face the same issues if it were to have the same level of adoption. Basically, you could say Bitcoin is the first of its kind to actually try to implement a good solution to the problem of having a form of money that is fully digital, secure, decentralized, censorship resistant, and all that good stuff we've heard over and over.

In the end, Bitcoin should be able to fix all the issues, as there are plenty of developers working full time on it. And if it doesn't then it would have taught us how things shouldn't be done, so we can try again.

(part 1)

>>2627223

(part 2)

>Now regarding other coins

There are things you can't really compare to each other because it wouldn't make sense at all. For example:

- Ethereum advertises itself as a platform for making unstoppable code, that sounds great but I have yet to see a single real use for it (I hope it really happens though).

- Ripple is complete garbage but if the banks like it, it might turn out to be quite the investment for many people.

- Litecoin has been looking very promising the last months. It might even get to take Bitcoin's spotlight for a while, depending on how long it would take Bitcoin to fix its issues... either way it's a good coin to hold.

- Monero is also looking quite good. The thing I don't like about it is the fact there isn't really any lightweight wallet for it, if there were to be one it would be amazing. Also I read somewhere that the deep web markets are using it, which would also be really good for the coin.

- Dash... I never liked it at all. Changing names 3 times, all the premined bullshit. The heavy YouTube advertising. I might be wrong but it makes me want to stay away from it.

- Then there are the low-tier gems that might become a thing. Things like Verge, Digibyte, Burst, ReddCoin, MonaCoin, Unobtanium... (there might be dozens of these) it wouldn't hurt to be part of it but I'd never suggest to go crazy with these.

- And finally you have the worst of the worst. Scams which only exist to get more of the other cryptos. There are literally hundreds of these things. I'm not saying you shouldn't buy them, I'm just saying that if you hold some of those and they pump, proceed to dump everything asap.

> AND THEN THERE IS PEPECASH. BUY PEPECASH PRAISE KEK.

>>2627944
You are far too wise for this board. What causes you to lurk around here nanaChan?

>>2627944
thanks mommy can i see more titties now?

You Native American or something?

>>2624649
>fails at every aspect of life besides money

wew

>>2624649

OP what is your origin story ? How did you end up here ?

>>2625144

>>2627933
the dubs of desperation!

>>2625383
Don't worry anon, all our cryptos will keep crashing for one more week and after you commit suicide we're all gonna get a lambo.

>>2624649
That can't possibly be you m8, nice try though

>>2624649
>rich
>musician
>posts on 4chan
>gamer
>fat titties
>crypto trader
>understands mommy gf role
wow i must be horribly lonely if i fall in love this easily

>>2627933
we need that pussy spread open I agree

>>2625144
holy shit! wanna be my grandma?

>>2624649
>Peruvian grandma
>Bitcoin chart
>Comfy meme blanket
>Dual monitor setup
>Games / gaming mouse
>Studio monitor headphones
>MIDI keyboard

She used to be a 19 year old NEET from the suburbs named Josh but then the Universe Simulation got confused and switched his consciousness with a 60 year old Peruvian Grandma.

Is "Peruvian Grandmother" the greatest thing to come from /biz/ this year?

>>2624649
serious question.. where are you originally from? Mexico, Peru, maybe just native american. I admire you tb.h

>>2627509
>>2627622
>>2627933
>>2628123
>>2628209
>/biz/ sucking tranny dicks

I hate to break it to you but it's time to wake up from this dream.

Thanks for keks, goodbye suckers :D

>Mom sends kisses

>>2628280
>posting yours and your mother's faces on 4chan

why anon

>>2628280
Dude you signed the date on your moms tits and posted it on the internet? Tell me you at least had her read all the sexual comments we wrote.

>>2628280
how did you get your mother to write on her tits?

>>2628327
he actually has a mommy gf. it's like some people get all the luck

>>2628280
holy shit, i think ur the biggest loser ive seen even by 4hchan standarts

you are officially a fucking legend because of that, gratz senpai

>>2628301
what a dumbass

>>2628325
oh she did, it's been such a great time lol

>>2628327
she's just cool like that

>>2628361
How tight is your mommy's vagina?

>>2628280
oh god, why

this thread went from legendary to infamously embarassing. OP consider suicide and give your mother all your crypto gains for having put her through this.

>>2628361
congrats on rusing us
your mum is absolutely based
would you kindly divulge your ethnicity/national origin?

>>2628280
wtf man

>>2628280
Can't decide if this makes the thread better or worse.

Got a boner from your mum

you're alright OP

>>2628280
Unironically end yourself

>this thread

>>2628280

>>2628280

>>2628280
Best thread in a long time, thanks OP.

>>2625144
I've seen some shit over the years, but this is high up there

>>2628280

Real question; Is your mum low iq retard ?

Heh reminds me of 4chan back in 05 era

Shits hilarious

>>2628280
Jesus Christ dude, here I thought you were a cool youtuber.

>>2628782
He sold put to the Youtube algorithm

Bump for le epic bread

Loooool this thread

>>2628280

>>2628280
Well done. You got me 100%.

Now send me fucking waves as recompense pls
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Just when you think you've seen it all...

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