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/biz/ BTFO

>> No.26243926

Obviously a deep fake video call

>> No.26243970

It took them 2 months to come up with a faceshifter that can replicate his ayy lmao skull

>> No.26244309

>>26243970
kek

>> No.26244416

>>26243887
in rural china with teachers means he's in a reeducation camp, getting brain washed.

>> No.26244566

>>26243887
>Video meeting
What is previously recorded video?

>> No.26244864

>>26244416
Based, glory to the han race and death to its detractors

>> No.26244888

straight from reprogramming camp.

>> No.26244913

>>26243887
he's chinese how can you tell it's him?

>> No.26244916

>>26244416
yes this.

>> No.26244940

>>26244416
I wouldn't exactly call it brainwashing, but it's unironically a gulag/form of punishment. A historical one too.

>> No.26244990

>>26243926
this

>> No.26245005

>>26244566
What is deepfake?

>> No.26245883

>>26243887
deepfake

>> No.26245904

>>26244416
why didn't he set up a dead mans switch to tank the chinese economy if they tried this, he was the richest fucking man

>> No.26245956

jack knew the international influence of biz would save him

>> No.26246075

>>26243970
pretty sure that's impossible and the CCP realized that so they let him go, that face is once in a millenia bugman face

>> No.26246281
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>>26244940
getting reeducated in captivity sounds like Patty Hearst style brainwashing to me.
>>26245904
he's actually not that smart, he's just a chinky ass hustler.
you can tell he built ali baba on the foundation of shipping empty boxes and weaseling out of liabilities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHGd6LqAVzw

>> No.26246367

>>26243887
He was always fine and this was known to anyone who actually followed Chinese news sources. He was getting his dick sucked in some resort somewhere. This was the easy money people just gave away, BABA is going to gap up huge on open.

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>>26246281
so that's why anime characters seem so strong, breaking concrete with their faces.

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>>26247201
kek

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>>26247897
I just want my own Nagatoro gf, bros...

>> No.26248203

>>26247201
what the fuck is anime?

>> No.26248733

>>26243887
Yep, I was pretty sure he wasn't dead, just being reeducated in the middle of rural China for the next ten years (which when you think about it is pretty similar to being fucking dead, but hey...)

>> No.26248879

>>26243887
>billionaire forced to go full rural
Long live China.

>> No.26249043

>>26243887
>met with rural farmers
His rustication handlers

>> No.26249080

>>26243887
deepfake