/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26214423
GEVO bros

LETS OOOOOOOOOO BFT
*bang*
LETS OOOOOOOOOO BFT
*bang*
LETS OOOOOOOOOO BFT

fuck ngigers

UUUU is being boring today.

>>26214457
one job

Why is MT tanking?

>>26214423
The Jew fears the norfman

>>26214457
invest in black owned businesses!

>>26214423
What is BB going to be tomorrow morning?

Thanks for giving me that energy bros.

On to six figures.

SNDL $1 EOM

So what's the consensus on $PLTR?

Just go up, PLTR.

First for SRAC golden bull run right now, buy while there's intraday profit taking or miss out big.

Is Biden going to crack down on crypto? Any sources on those claims

any tips for someone who has social anxiety and isn't comfortable approaching shop owners to sell them my bathtub shrimp buddies? has anyone has success selling theirs through email or other means where I don't have to be face to face?

Have you called, and spoken to, your (female) broker today /smg/?

The biden administration is surely going to implement all of the regulations previously stripped by Trump.

This will kill CLF.

Good morning I love Ryan Cohen

Fucking BB, snail stock. I'm not feeling stressed but I'm not excited either. It's a stable partner but I'm looking for a fling. Come on, BB, let's see your wild side.

>>26214594
ZOZZLE

>>26214594
sell that shit on etsy

>>26214566
buy calls, demo day incoming, then buy puts because february lock up period coming

>invest based purely on memes and smoke patterns while looking up at stars
> beat daily inflation
How

AVGR BROS

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

THIS IS THE PLAY OF Q1 2021

>>26214566
Pure meme stock, but got shilled into buying it. Even took a loan for that.

>>26214584
I heard about it on my stock scanner earlier, but can't remember the source.

>>26214595
W-what should I say?

>>26214584
Yellen doing the usual "terrorists and money launderers use it!" spiel.

>>26214584
Biden can't even dress himself in the morning. It's not him you need to worry about.

>>26214664
What time should you pick her up for dinner, obviously.

>>26214584
Yellen just said on her stream that they need to be regulated under anti-terrorism laws and banks shouldn’t be able to interact with them unless they get fed aproval
Anyone investing in crypto when the fucking head of the fed is taking over the treasury is retarded, they don’t even want cash for fucks sake

>>26214631
>tfw Americans lost their country to this

Anyone else scared to sell CCs due to the inauguration? It's kind of like avoiding holding an option position through earnings, I just dont want to bet on it

>>26214655
should have just bought 4 months back
now fomo into BB like a real man, come hold my bags

>>26214631
Omg that stomach

Should i realize a $1800 loss in my roth ira on a bioshit PnD i fell for and dump the money into AAPL march $130c?

>Citron is now short GME
they have no clue what they're dealing with

when you sell a call option in thinkorswim, how does it know whether you want to write a new contract or sell an existing contract you are already holding? am i retarded?

>>26214745
wait for apple $80 first

>>26214766
They gave me a nice dip to buy more shares.

How are we feeling about MARA and RIOT right now? I'm tempted to buy it now that it's dipped a bit.

>>26214776
>have +1
>sell
>have 0 now

>>26214595
>hello?
>hi it's anon how are you doing?
>oh hi anon, how is your dad doing? I saw him eating lunch with the boss
>yeah he's fine anyway tell me about BOTY
>anon, I've told you about BOTY every day for the past 3 weeks and today is the day I tell you to stop asking me about it
>Why? I've 20k and I want to invest, tell me about BOTY, what is it exactly?
>Well, it's like women's wrestling
>That's it? Just wrestling? Look I'm investing, you tell me about it now or I'll tell my dad I'm putting my allowance elsewhere
>Ok ok, well it's women that wrestle in lingerie
>do they sweat? what kind of lingerie tell me more....
>well I assume they sweat bc they are working out, they have just the normal costumes you see in wrestling, some lace, leather, maybe some cosplay stuff like a nurse outfit
>hmmmmmmmm tell me more about the nurse outfit
>It looks like a fucking nurse anon......
>HEY LOOK I AM THE INVESTOR AND YOU ARE THE BROKER
>sorry
>FINE WHAT THE FUCK EVER DO MORE RESEARCH AND I WILL CALL YOU TOMORROW OR YOU LOSE YOUR JOB GOT IT? ITS ONE SKYPE CALL TO MY DAD IN LONDON AND YOU ARE GONE! JUST LIKE THE GIRL THAT WOULDN'T GIVE ME UPDATES ON THE ONLYFANS IPO

everyday man, everyday

>>26214766
Didn't they short PLTR right before it had its biggest pump? They will never understand clown markets

Give me some good meme stocks to sink my savings into

CLF has no fuckin brakes

Bought CLF at 17.76 because I love America. If you don’t like it you can get out.

KO
KO
KO
KO
KO

>>26214745
AAPL is fucking trash, it's not going to go up. Don't let the faggots talking about the I-car inform your decision. AAPL is worthless.

>>26214896
you should sell some and lock in gains

>>26214893
same

>>26214848
what if you don't have any option contracts, but you're holding 100 shares, and you want to write a covered call option to someone giving them the option to buy from you. how do you do that vs. selling a call option contract you already have?

>>26214868
pretty sure they drive the price down so they can buy up, it works on people that haven't researched them too

GME makin ya seethe?

>>26214920

Why would I create short term gain tax events? I'm holding this shit for $50 then $100

>Mfw I survived Friday

Nothing can make me sell now

Did something happen to AMRS its crashing

>>26214555
Not sure but I'm thinking of selling some covered calls.

>>26214968
Big brain plays only from now on?

>>26215002
yeah reddit found out about it

>>26215002
it's garbage

>>26214968
because you could potentially buy a house or significantly improve your living situation even if CLF crashes?

What buy or should wait Biden after he became president?

>>26214963
charge your phone

>>26215008
I made a nice profit on it last week, but I'm a little scared to buy back into it at the moment.

>>26215042
He's not going to become president, Trump won.

>BB keeps going back and forth between me breaking even from Fridays calls
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TAfags, what will my TSM LEAPS be worth in a year?

>>26215042
Nok now
Just got gov contracts for 5g and good earnings comjng soon

>>26214907

>>26215075
>Trump won
My single NAK call disagrees

>>26215002
It's a scam, you were told many different times by many different anons that AMRS is a scam that was shilled 3 years ago.

>>26215017

Keep me in your head rent free :)

REFR is still a good company eventually its gonna go

>>26215036

I have houses already anon

>>26215075
22 hours left buddy

How to go long on Tinny:
>LLY- Top manufacturer of insulin in America, plus a major producer of anti psychotic medication
>PEP/UTZ- Soft drinks and snack food are likely a major part of his diet
>TSN- This constitutes the rest of his caloric intake
>Whatever ticker Roblox is going to be
>SWBI- For when he brings the rapture to his home
Any other suggestions?

son of a bitch it keeps going. I knew I should've bought more in the .40s

>>26215169
>I have houses already anon
Your brother probably does. You can't even bathe yourself let alone close on a property.

Didn't some anon last week buy puts for GME? How is it going?

>>26215123
Sauce on govt contracts?

>>26215086
TSM is my safe bet but I don't see it growing like crazy anymore, they need a lot of time to expand production. The Arizona fab won't be finished until 2024 for example

when I buy 2023 LEAPs myself (only holding shares right now), I'll probably buy ITM calls at $120 or something just so I don't have to be scared of it crabbing

MY PROFIT ARE MELTING
WHY ARE WE GETTING TWO (2, II, 二) SOUR HOURS TODAY?

>>26215169
Bruh no one dislikes clf we dislike YOU
We could all make a billion dollars off clf and get solid steel robot dicks to bank big titty anime catgirl harems and we would still not like you

i am the original CLF poster, I am sorry for what i created

bros when is the stock market gonna crash?

>>26215198
BAYRY
Bayer producers of thorazine

who else (((theta))) here?

Lum

HSTO is making my peepee hard

>>26215236
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nokia-proximus/nokia-wins-5g-contract-from-proximus-luxembourg-idUSKBN28P0WJ
And based on current chatter they will have monopoly on all 5g in scandanavia

>>26215229

I'm laffing

If I have a brother does that mean I am solid snake to his liquid?

>>26215275

I dont give a fuck nigga. Fuck your optics. I'm here to make money nigger

>>26215281

Wrong

1.30 INUV bros I hope you listened to me the last month

>>26215281
You'll have plenty of time to apologize when you are burning in the flames of hell for all eternity.

should i just buy BB. it keeps running

>up 7% today (after subtracting the 3% daily inflation)

>>26215331
>HSTO
Why did you buy this?
Their hair loss drug is bunk.
pic related

>>26215291
I dont know but its ridiculous how some memes run up 100%+ and something gotta give at some point

>>26215369
No it's means you're the virgin snake and he is the chad.

>>26215086
The stock is near its all time high, so how the hell should we know? Ask FAfags if they can come up with a random number or look at a forecast

>>26214896
How long did it take for you to get to this point anon? Any tips?

>>26215402
it's ridiculous how many newfaggots don't account for the daily -3% inflation kek

>>26215409
im tempted to buy leap puts on memes like tsla and gme but im scared

>>26215369
people here also try to help other people make money. You are the anti thesis of that. A lot more /smg/ anons could of bought and made money on CLF but then....there is...YOU

>>26214743
That everything you mean. Even the cucks kneeling around that thing are disgusting. Look at that chick's tighs on the left.

AVGR shill I kneel

Buy nrg calls

I’m gonna miss him bros...

MU is the ticker niggers

>>26215369
Thank you for namefagging I can filter you so much more easily now.

>>26215500
Same. Have a feeling we're going to see this shit double before earnings in March.

>>26215428
macrofag here
chips go up and TSMC has the best chips so TSMC will go up
this concludes my Ted talk

>>26215498
Literal npcs

Sold WWR too early ffs
Only made +12% on it

>>26214833
I was tempted to buy RIOT at close if I had cash left, but that yellen FUD may fuck it big time tomorrow.

>>26215291
Hopefully after I make enough to buy a new work van otherwise I’m ducked

zoom mooning?

Thoughts on SENS?

Anyone else in on OXY leaps? I could fucking kill myself for not throwing my whole portfolio in these, they’re still so damn cheap right now but I can’t bring myself to buy more at 6 times what I originally paid

What will the inauguration do to the market tomorrow?

>>26215489
GME could legitimately be worth triple digits on a fundamentally justified basis within two years, I do not reccomend long dated puts

>>26215490
https://vocaroo.com/1c9r9hlcisNo
>>26215514
I'm gonna miss that lil nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>26215603
Yes

>>26215603
If there’s minecrafting it’ll go up because clown market

>>26215603
moon

>>26215334
>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-nokia-proximus/nokia-wins-5g-contract-from-proximus-luxembourg-idUSKBN28P0WJ
Thanks fren.

>>26214423
Should I just spend my time working and putting money in moon and arkk instead of refreshing charts

>>26215603
Hopefully no dead Americans shot by the weekend soldiers.

Do yall think I should buy the a call NIO 3/19/21 $45 strike for $16.45 each?

Break-even would be $61 for a $1645 investment held for 2 months. I expect this shit to jump with Biden sucking chinas cock starting tomorrow, plus it should jump extra with earnings report due 3/12.

It would only need to go up $3 to make a profit.

But how exactly do I hedge against possible decrease in underlying stock price efficiently?

>>26215620
It’s gonna be so boring

Tellurian to the moon!

>>26215619
and what exactly is that fundamentally justified basis?

is $40 too late to get into GME?

>>26215602
Also, that is all pure profit, I already sold enough to recover my initial investment

I FELL FOR THE COINFAG MEMES

>>26215664
Yes, two incomes are better than one and stocks don’t give you health insurance and credit worthiness

>>26215665
Bullish for VISL and DGLY though
Unrest is now a permanent feature of burger society, so you should bet accordingly

>>26215687
Buy GOEV. That shit will pump.

GOEV has partnership with Kia. Kia has partnership with Apple.

>TSLA is up 2%
Musk just keeps on winning

>>26215718
They’re going to sell vr for dogs
Totally untapped market

>>26215603
Biden will fortnite dance, while making a reference to among us saying something like "yellow is sus, but we voted him out" and the market will explode higher

>>26215718
Applying an e-commerce multiple to existing e-commerce sales and assuming Cohen can maintain the e-commerce growth rate

I bought MOON when it was first shilled here when it came out in November. Officially up 40% on it. Thanks moon shill

>>26215717
I bought back in today, hopefully I won’t get owned

>>26215603
i'm just going to say it seems everything is priced in, the market has nothing to do with the wellbeing of americans at this point. The companies that could operate if we were wiped out by a plague are the one's standing, the rest are slowly getting kicked out of the club.

>>26214631
I cant wait for the chinks to take over

Friendly reminder that you should have two or three comfy long holds in your portfolio to sell covered calls on. They won't make you rich, but the will pay your utility bills.

>>26215664
Definitely

>>26215801
It’s fucking based dude passive income

>>26215770
I wish I had the balls to buy Tesla-chan ATH after the split a few month ago on vaporware.

Like money must mean nothing to that person desu

Clf is shitting again it’s so tiresome I’m just selling and putting it in arkk. I hope chink steel crashes it to the ground

ONLYFANS IPO

>>26215850
Agreed. Which comfy stocks do you do it with anon?

>>26215850
That's what my TQQQ and URTY are. Simple, conservative inflation hedges.

>>26215928
FUCKING WHEN

>>26215820

I'm up 33% and I wanna sell, but its likely to go into a moon mission due to the Driftwood project.

It can easily go to at least half of what it was worth pre-covid

>>26215735
Buy the SPCE shares like you said you would, you fucking bigot. No need to be intimidated by the wonderfully diverse company.

>>26215928
Can you search for people specifically on only fans? I wouldn't mind looking up some of the girls I went to high school yet to see if they turned into whores.

>>26215928
If only, it would even be ranked higher up than McDonalds on the "recession proof" list

>>26215603
Dems will use false flag shooting as an opportinity to bring up 2nd amendment revocation desires. I think that's bad for gun stocks but an other anon told me otherwise. I'm not sure what to think anymore with clown market nothing makes sense.

I’m going all in on CRBP 2c 1/20/2023

>>26214594
Start an llc so youre legit, get an art fag online to design you a snazzy logo. (or use one of the logo design progs online and DIY) and create a professional looking printout with your logo atop it to give to people.

Alright you guys have successfully memed me

>>26215722
nah mate the short hasn't even squeezed yet

How do I profit from Presidential dementia patients?

>>26215687
DESU you could sell a call, I think like a 45/65, its not as good profits but way less risk I think. If it goes up to between 65 to 80 you make 1060 dollars but if it goes down to 50 you only lose 400 at expiry.

If do this trade naked, you could lose 1000 at 50 strike. If NIO goes to 80 a share you gain 1700.

So you can see the loss protection can be worth the sadness of losing out on the say 700. This is of course assuming you don't want to exercise.

>>26216029
They’ll have it on their Instagram and Twitter

>>26216071
Do they even need that? You can't question stuff anymore. We are officially North Korea.

>>26215603
Plummet after he gives his speech then rebound after the aspie stops talking

PACBros the line is going up

Thoughts on buying amc? Idk if covid will settle down by summer

i have literally missed every single fuckin pump for the last two weeks, and the ones i didnt miss the liquidity was so shit (options) that i couldnt even make a decent profit, shill me some high liquidity options play fellow anons

>>26214441
1k today 2 tomorrow playa

>>26215928
It's actually only really profitable for a small number of women

way too much excess supply now. It basically became uber for women

>>26216145
Didn't you hear? Biden is president now. He cured covid.

>>26216023
Nah I decided that buying shares in a company with a terminal value of zero goes against everything Roaring Kitty taught me

>CLF
I almost feel sorry for anyone shorting this

>>26215399
Buy and get your massive gains in March.

How do covered calls for profit work if I have 100+ shares of say TQQQ

>>26215954
Whats your strategy for selling CCs on TQQQ?

>>26215603
>Market will moon and keep mooning for a month to forget about how he stole the election.
>military occupation will occur everywhere
>BLM will never be heard of again until mid term elections
>Market will have a circuit breaker "correction" after stimulus talks are forgotten 2 months into his presidency

>>26216096
Medicinal cannabis
SSPK is a good one

MOON IS SO DAMN COMFY

I need some new positions. Anything good to look at?

>>26215489
do not buy options retard, the iv is stupid high.
you would need gme to maintain this volatility and a gargantuan move in your options' direction. just buy shares
t. 10,000+ share holder

somebody tell me why BB is going to keep going up? Volume has dropped significantly from open.

>>26216072
You are gonna make it.

>>26215513
What's the ticker for?

>>26216200
I know. They’re competing with each other and driving down the value of their bodies. I fucking love it.

>>26216200
Pareto dist

IPOE bros, do we sell or hold?

>>26216128
NK's governement is more transparent on what it does. Doesn't lie about what it is.
Dems pretend they protect freedum and the planet when they crush you.

>>26216226
Check the price per contract on robinhood

>>26216071
Ammo and gun stocks are getting delisted the day after the next mass shooting, dummies.

>>26215519
What's the ticker for?

>>26216200

Its almost like most women who think are hot are not hot. Imagine that.

How do I profit from women in general? Is COTY still a good buy?

>same ballsack pattern i had last week before mooning AH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>26214745
Sweet sassy molassey, what a woman!

>>26216237
I would sell long term puts like it’s never going down lmao

>>26216072
Why are you buying so much theta you fucking weirdo. Buy April 2021 calls instead

Manganese shill thank you

Manganese Ooooooooooooooooooo

>>26216307
No way anything happens overnight, not as long as the 2nd amendment stands, and it's not going away overnight either.

>>26215591
ZOM gonna zoom

>>26216283
sad but true, i want to argue but i can't

XELA
Get the bad shit out of the way first. They do have a good deal of debt.

However
>$1.2B in sales
>$130M mkt cap

What am I missing here

HOW I MISS U STOCK MARKET. GIVE ME MY DOPAMINE HITS

AVGR JUST BROKE 2 DOLLARS

ATTENTION, TWO DOLLARS

I should have bought more shares of DoorDash. Why didn't I go all in on fat Americans stuffing their fat American faces with fast food.

>>26215995
It has good energy and it’s not a big meme here yet. Could definitely go either way. I feel ok about my position, I didn’t invest too much into it.

There is still time to buy DGLY, surprisingly

>>26214745
Why is every coomer an idiot?

>>26214464
Have faith.

>>26215603

Make CLF go nuclear lol

>>26214631
please nuke us China, please
just put us out of our misery
it will be mercy

any PLUG bros?

>>26215463
Just get money handed to you from parents and a brother that’s a stock trader

>It's another episode of bitcoin dumps RIOT pumps
Yeah, I'm probably gonna blow my head off no biggie

>>26216254
shorts have to cover

PLUG vs AMC vs BB

>HARD MODE:
AMC vs BB

>>26216491
I've been eyeing it all day, debating getting calls for tomorrow or not

>>26216380
Circuit courts are gonna get dissolved and reconstituted. So where are you going to get your lawsuit even heard?
And what, you'll force NYSE, NASDAQ, and CBOE to relist something? Under a Biden SEC?

>>26216214

All bobos should be tried and sent to the China gulag for being against America

What kind of communist bets against the Real American economy?

My 1.5x leverage boomer portfolio is outperforming my gambling zoomer portfolio. I'm not gonna make it, am i?

>>26214853
Based

do I buy the $BBD dip?

I posted about SRPT like 2 hours ago and it's already up. Get in before you miss out. This is going to $105-120 and possibly beyond that if the company has more advances.

I might actually beat daily inflation today.

Guys I hate to admit it but I'm going to sell my utz positions
Apparently I missed the time to get it on this. I'm only in $1,000 and I don't see it making any comfy gains
I feel like a stock like this there's no point unless you're going to put 50 to 100,000 in it and just leave it for a few years.

Just bought more GME bros

I LOVE SENS
fomo'd for free 60% at 1.75
is it gonna dump bros, or will she hold strong?

FGNA will 3x before June

>>26216415

EOD plays?

>>26215514
The fucking ignominy of it. Most votes in presidential history and the deep state just fucking steals it from him. If their horseshit about universal laws, free will and karma is true they have a serious backlash coming their way after this.

>>26216115
How would I actually go about doing this?

>>26216376
Same here, big thanks to manganbro. 10000@0.25CAD.

>>26216541
bad companies should be burned and disposed of asap so the good ones thrive

INUV

Hoooolyyyy shiiiit AVGR is going craaazyyyy

>>26216573
2.13 FRIEND
HOLY FUCK
AVGR SHILL, WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT BRO

>>26216200
The thots at the top are used as bait to bring in fresh meat for the grinder

OF is a legit prostitution platform. 7/10 Thots get an OF, make abysmal money, then a guy will offer $3-400 for an hour, and they take it. All downhill into full on whore status. OF is a literal pimping service.

>>26215584
Why the fuck would you ever sell that? Where do you think lithium and uranium are going in the next ten years?

>>26216551
You need to learn how to ‘gamble’ better
Many sure fire 10-20%s are better than a few risky 3x

>>26214963
>NAK at 0.52
YOU GUYS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID I'D BUY AT 0.38 AND IT'S OVERSOLD

>>26216579
Sell everything

>>26216529
And I'm not against them as plays.

But everyone holding AMMO or POWW or SWBI should remember to market sell the moment the next mass shooting headline hits Bloomberg.

>shitron shorting GME and it's holding above $40
We haven't even begun to squeeze

>>26214631
Whole lotta big ooofs in that pic.

>>26216147
fuckin BUMP

>>26216579
Going to shill DGLY for the last time just for (you)

Buy GME
Sell tomorrow at the opening pump
Buy the midday dip after shorts spread more FUD
Profit

I want to thank AVGR shill for the gains

Fuck anyone who shilled me into TYME

What stock do I go all in on tomorrow?

>>26214624
They've already started saying they'll keep most of his changes in place, especially when it comes to corporate tax.

>>26216635
I was desperate to load up on something else and had to free up some cash
Didn’t realise it was going to pop this hard lol

>>26215788
"Listen fat, back in my day we knew what to do with a yellow man. We used to call them Chink Eye Sammies. We'd dunk 'em in the dunking pool, then go find our best gal and take her out for a malted."

>>26215403
Honestly, I was gambling, not investing. And I got lucky.

>>26216564
that is quit the dip in december.

>>26215402
Dont tell me you forgot your 5% Broker Tip

>>26216652
Talks of gun bans usually make gun stocks skyrocket though since smart money knows everyone will run out to buy a gun and it will eventually lead to nothing. If Obama couldn't get guns banned even after staging a school shooting every other week nobody will.

What's the play for MNXXF? How high can it go realistically?

I would also like to thank AVGR shill. Bought on a whim last week and was up 70% the next day.

>sold RICK at $39
FUCK

>>26216760
If his broker's female it's only 3.5%

>>26216694
1/29 18.5 CLF calls.

>>26216755
Yes, they had a trial on a drug fail after it was already priced in to succeed, so it fell well below what it's worth. If they fix the drug before competitors can make something comparable, they could even go back to $160

Who else has amc calls?

>>26215945
WFC, completely unironically sincerely PLTR, and VALE, even though VALE ripped my face off in December I'm back in it.

what do I buy at close to swing at open?

>>26216200
>creators

Whats my next play retards?

I'm holding CCIV and PLTR

>>26216769
2011 wokism is not 2021 wokism. Just like 1921 bolshevism wasn't 1931 bolshevism.

>>26216401
>no replies in 15 minutes.

Good buy

>>26216864
You should have dumped CCIV and picked up AVGR last week lol

>>26216864
GME

>>26216864
I'm riding the AVGR bussy

>>26216566
Anyone else here... Utz bros? I need some support

>>26216769
The gop lost control of their base though, they have no reason to keep up the illusion, now is the time for dominance

>>26216835
Ty fren

>my position are so good i dont have anything to sell
STPK
NNDM
PLUG
BB
i know BB is a temporary meme, but i feel like it might have more juice this week.

>>26216864
>>26216835
This. Stop being a nigger and make money for once.

>>26216837
I see, that's a good point. It's got my interest.

>>26216491
Sup fellow Plugger

>broke 1.40

>>26215603
Biden is assassinated tomorrow, shares of Ubisoft will crash 45% when media gets it investigated for releasing Hitman 3 on Inauguration Day like a cunt. It will be someone completely insane like the ambassador of Ukraine.

President Harris will use this to force USA into a pseudo Communist police state where everyone who has ever typed out 'Q Anon' is hunted down and killed. The UN will object but we lost European support anyway may as well say fuck the world.

Masks mandatory pain of 10 years in gulag, people will begin being welded into their homes. The USA + China alliance will be the greatest collaboration ever, and will take us to the stars.

>>26214423
Is cc iv any good. Im surprised its so healthy for being a seemingly small organization.

Fuck bros BFARF makes my dick almost as hard as a nice soft pair of bare soles

dudes what's the name of the QQQ index fund? is it "INVESCO QQQ TRUST SERIES 1"????
Fuck im so dumb please help

>>26216694
Nokia

>>26216760
I just nut on my female broker's face.

>>26216956
Are there any good hitman 3 missions from the looks of it?

This is the slowest fucking bitcoin dump ever. What are these bugmen even doing, we need to go to 28k

>AAU
Smash it or trash it biz bros?

>>26216956
This sounds like a retarded q anon larp post, but when I see how they did my boy JFK it makes me pause for a moment.

>>26216882
So youre all in bussy right now, anon? How much penetration do you expect? Are you betting on the bussy raising up in the future or dropping down low?

GMEbros...

>>26216986
what the fuck does the "trust series 1" in there even mean? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>26216892
I don't think a dip on BB would be that bad so I'm holding but I'm kind of pissed because there is other shit I would like to buy right now.

Is EMAN a good long term hold or am I retarded

>>26216986
NAK, qqqq is just a gateway to nak holdings. But nak directly and avoid fees to qqqq

>>26216226
Sell over your cost basis and you'll never lose money.

>BB volume dead
Up or down tomorrow?

>>26216972
I'm goin in for 900 shares

GHIV bros. What a piece of shit SPAC. Green day, merger vote tomorrow and this shit is crabbing.

I'm not even sure if this stock will meet my most pessimistic prediction of $14.

>>26216906
>retard doesn't know about ID's
hello newfag, just blow in from reddit?

>>26216986
It's TQQQ.

>>26216883
i'm not a shareholder but i'm big in packaged goods. the world getting fatter trend is not stopping, and every so often there is a fat backlash against the products that got them fat, but not the eating habits. like in the 90's when the middle class rebelled against mcdonalds and stopped eating there, they just started to stuff their face with higher value products. frito lay is on the cusp of their mcdonalds moment when it becomes gauche to bring their brand of stuff to parties, utz has some good brands that can grow with consumer switching.

>>26217077
fren that's the tranny

>>26217033
If you're getting shaken out by a little volatility GME might not be for you.

>>26217077
I knew it was me and wasn’t trying to convince you it wasn’t. I was telling you to do that. Learn to read.

Where do you guys see the volume and MACD of a stock

Still trying to stay alive with fucking shit tokens trading? Kek, reckted with modern base protocol, go hoome tards

>>26214540
>be better
You have to go back

>>26217042
Yes.

I'VE CONQUERED ALL THE CHEAPIES

TSM is up 5% in one day. Where did that $30B come from?

>>26214540

Can someone explain the coomcat to me?

Why did it come to be associated with gamestop

>>26217073
I'm not sure what to do with GHIV. it was supposed to moon before merger. is it safe to hold through merger or sell at break even now?

>And now Yellens horseshit is tanking my crypto.

Goddamit woman. Who let her out the kitchen?

how high is AVGR going? is it to late to get in?

>>26217095
Thanks. Problem is in only in 1k and I'm really uncomfortable just thinking of adding more, but i know i need ALot more to ever see impressive growth from slow profits

>>26217182
Coomcat has been a thing since September, go back into the archives

>>26217174
Every other big ETF includes TSM now

So glad I sold GME at $42 instead of being a bagholding faggot!
GME is dead

>>26217184
just baghold through merger, it wont go under 12. upside is worth more

>>26217184
At least hold until Thursday at this point. If it doesn’t moon fuck it. Avoid being paper handed and wait out the rest of the week.

>>26217208
No, it's going to at least 3 bucks by March due to earnings. These guys have a genuinely unrivaled product.

>>26216072
>so much theta
>theta decay is less on long options
I’m not sure what you’re trying to say here

>>26216072
>CRBP
What happened?

Poor fag just started investing this week with a whole $350. I made $6 today. Feels good.
Broke the piggy bank and got another $500 to invest. Help me out here guys.

>>26217301
1/29 18.5 CLF calls fren.

activate ze selling bots

>>26217301
AVGR stock

>We're probably in for some form of lockdown until 2022 when everyone will get a jab
>Periodic full lockdowns as outbreaks come and go

How long until governments stop propping up the economy causing all this shit to go into freefall?

should we go all in on tqqq pre split or no? I'm afraid of it dumping like aapl

>>26217301
CLF or SRAC during the next dip, merger is gurenteed moon. Don't buy into played out stocks like BB and GME

>>26217330
I don't even know what that means :(
I've got no chance do I?

>>26215334
10C LEAPs for 2022 ? damn i feel the FOMO

>>26217349
they are killing small business and brick and mortar, and all the tech shit is getting government subsidized and will be too big to fail, so probably never

Waiting for Bitfarms to make me happy.

While I wait, I'm selling my 40 Apple shares, up 20%. That's enough for me from apple. What do I convert it to?
>>26217363
What the fuck are you talking about?

What the fuck happened to BEAM?

>>26217301
idk buy MAXR I guess, usually I'd reccomend GME but newfags probably don't have the taste for volatility to truly appreciate such a high IQ play

Avinger bros what the FUCK happened here

>>26217348
Forgot to mention I'm an aus fag and my app won't let me check that stock out

>>26217434
lol who cares bro live in 2021

>>26217301
oh you havent seen the best part yet
after sever weeks of slowly going up watch your gains get obliterated in 5 mins bc of some bullshit news

>>26217376
Keep on learning and reading and you’ll make it poor fren.

>>26217393
What's their happy exit for you?

>>26215123
>>26215236
>>26215334
>>26217383
What's the strike price you guys think is reasonable for Nokia?
$10 Jan 2022 sound sane?

18% so far today holy shit

>>26217376
You never had a chance anon. Don't feel bad your future was decided before you were born.

>>26217425
Will maxr keep growing? Seems like it's shot up twice without really dipping

fucking NUMI has been crabbing for a month but its still a cheapie. should I buy?

>>26217434

>>26217511
Depends on how patient you are.

>>26217301
buy STPK. You literally cant lose money on it.
https://citronresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Stem-STPK-Looking-Beyond-Tesla.pdf

>>26217503
yes, look at their TTM EPS

>>26217490
im looking at it as we speak, dont know how much should i put

I can't find a single good buy today

>>26217393
after the appl split, shit dumped from 120 to 100

>>26217033
Its okay bro, diamond hands

>>26214579
>SRAC
Thanks tyler, made good returns today and set up my stop loss. maybe i can make it after all.

>>26217502
But I like to watch the green numbers go up.
What's the best low IQ way to ensure that keeps happening?

And I have no skills. I'm an unemployed humanities PhD

>>26217558
thats because today is not a buy day

>>26217558
>didn’t buy CLF calls during the morning dump
ngmi

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/01/gaming-the-system-how-gamestop-stock-surged-1500-in-nine-months/
Coomers need to read this

>>26217537
Do you think itll hit $2 CAD in the next 3-4 months?

If volume died on BB does that mean pump is over? So glad I didnt sell everything on friday like a complete dumbass but maybe I should just get out. Dont see what BB has going for it short term

>>26217558
here you go

Kek i shit on clf a lot but it’s like 70% of my gains

>>26217628
I actually did that CLF tranny

I made 50%

>>26217640
Yes

>>26216566
Look at the yearly graph, we are probably going to crab until late March before the next moon. This is not a short term play. I'm completely out right now, and I plan to buy back in Feb.

>>26217558
BFARF idiot
it even went down to 2.85 for you useless niggers

Wish me luck with my 2 million shares in my investment in vertical farming.

>>26217664
I’m not the CLF tranny. I’m actually the GHIV shill. Crabbing piece of shit. My calls have me up quite a bit though.

>>26217558
I bought some bb nok and clf this morning and I’m beating daily inflation

interactive brokers says I can't convert my currency to USD unless I have 2k USD or equivalent in my account wtf. why do they make this so hard for poorfags I just want to buy calls

>>26217591
Mutual funds. Boring as fuck but if you wait long enough they go up. Set up a roth ira and you’ll be set for retirement, you pay tax upfront then get the money back tax free including all the gains

>>26217558
UAVS

>>26217711
i won't buy it becasue of the ticker and i gives a fuck if that makes you mad

>>26217703
I just feel like any stock like this you need to put in at least 10 grand or more if it's only going to do little gains here and there for the long term.

BAKE you lazy niggers

SOMEONE BAKE

Tomorrow is Wednesday, so GME will rise another 60%. Don't sit out!

>>26211311
>>26211311
>>26211311

NEWNEW

>>26217591
You're a phd student yet too stupid to learn options basics? While demanding a low IQ way to make money?
Anon I...

>>26218000
>>26218004
Its over

The only stock that's going up is Islam. Inshallah.

What's the best Islamic stock the kaffir scum don't know about yet?

>>26218023
You stop it

>>26218023
kek

>>26218023
Leave that poor shrimp guy alone