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>> No.26207521
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Digits and the markets crashes tomorrow

>> No.26207535
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26207535

I was told to buy this.

I do not like this.

>> No.26207541

>>26207521
Guess not faggot niggerlover

>> No.26207556

>>26207500
First for FUCKING FAGGOT STOCK MT WHY DID I EVER TRUST EUROSTEEL

>> No.26207560
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26207560

SRAC still pumping and gonna go even higher on date of merger

>> No.26207561

daily reminder that dave ramsey is a kike who is paid to keep white people down and in the trailer park

>> No.26207565

>>26207500
MAXR

>> No.26207568

dubs and green id and i go all in BB

>> No.26207571

UTZ chads wtf is going on

>> No.26207572

>>26207500
How does Blackberry still even exist? Who uses that shit? Who the fuck would buy that shit?

>> No.26207577
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>>26207500
BB bros!

>> No.26207579

>>26207560
>Look mom I posted the image again!

>> No.26207584

FILL MY ORDER YOU FUCKING PISSBABY THINKORSWIM PLATFORM I NEED MY 95 CRBP CALLS TO GET FILLED

>> No.26207587
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26207587

Honest question. Is it to late to buy BCRX? I've seen it shilled here for a month and never gave it much thought.

>> No.26207592

I BOUGHT PLTR AT $17 AND WANT TO TAKE PROFITS BECAUSE ITS BEEN CRABBING UP AND DOWN $5 NON STOP FOR THE LAST 3 MONTHS BUT IM AFRAID IF I SELL IT FOR PROFIT YOU RETARDS WILL PUMP IT UP HIGHER AND ILL MISS OUT ON A MOONSHOT WHAT DO I DO

>> No.26207601
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26207601

THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES FANG

>> No.26207602

Thoughts on Lucid/CCIV, the statement released today was just vague - no denial at all. Just seemed like price suppressant pre announcement which wont be for a few more weeks - or is this confirmation bias?

>> No.26207605
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I bought ZOOM

>> No.26207607

>>26207587
You literally have 6 more days to buy

>> No.26207610

>>26207587
6 more days

>> No.26207613
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26207613

Reminder that GME at $40 is fair value for a brick and mortar retail dinosaur and whatever Cohen’s plan is, it is NOT priced in. If you knew anything about chewey, you would be holding

>> No.26207621

>>26207535
no one forced you to buy anything, pinhead, but
> https://investorplace.com/2021/01/sbe-stock-long-term-outlook-is-tempting/

>> No.26207632

>>26207572
It doesnt make phones anymore tard. Do research before shit posting

>> No.26207634

>>26207579
BUY SRAC OR GO TO HELL

>> No.26207635

>>26207577
I'm expecting more honestly way too much hype.

>> No.26207636

why don't /biz/ threads have a bump limit of 1000? this shit is dumb. new thread every 20 minutes.

>> No.26207641

I just fomo'd into amc calls

>> No.26207643

>>26207572
It's good for pumps. I remember Kodak went up by like 500k during 2017. Some dumb shit think they said they were doing blockchain I think, blew up the shorts.

>> No.26207646

>>26207535

You bought that shit at like $45? Almost all time high. Why didn't you wait for a dip at least?

>> No.26207648

>>26207577
checked, I'm feeling like my BB FOMO was a great idea

>> No.26207656
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>GEVO bros...

>> No.26207658

>>26207592
Calm down.

>> No.26207660

did you buy GSM like I told you last week anon?

>> No.26207661
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TSM bros...

>> No.26207664
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26207664

yup
buying more X and HOG, yup

>> No.26207667

>>26207602
it's the second one. you'll have plenty of time to buy dips once there is something concrete there don't take a 45% loss over it

>> No.26207669

>>26207602
my POV is scam.

>> No.26207670

>>26207587
Yes. I have been enjoying such comfy gains.

>> No.26207671
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26207671

Calling my (female) broker to ask her out
>Hello this is TD ameritrade, Stacy Speaking
>h-hello
>Hello, yes, who am I speaking to?
>f-fren?
>I'm sorry?
>F-fren? Fren!
>I'm sorry sir I think you have the wrong number
>POO POO PEE PEE
>Goodbye sir.
>REEEEEEE GIVE ME TENDIES MUMMY
>click
>Fren?

>> No.26207676

>>26207641
sell signal

>> No.26207680
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26207680

I commissioned some art of my raifu with my gains

thanks for the investing advice you dorks

>> No.26207683

So vale never goes back up right?

>> No.26207685

>>26207587
>just wait for Japan!

>> No.26207690

Fuck I missed GSAT and I don’t know if I should go balls deep in now or wait.

>> No.26207695

Andrew Left gave the morons who still haven't bought into GME yet the perfect buy opportunity. Are you going to let it slip by again?

>> No.26207694

>>26207670
>BCRX
Whats the PT?

>> No.26207701
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>Biden Picks Transgender Who Encouraged Covid-Safe Orgies As Assistant Health Secretary
It's fine to long the american market as long as they keep pumping it with stimulus, but as soon as things start to falter.. pull out and run because this degen train is heading down a crevasse in the future

>> No.26207705

OK seriously what should i buy that wont go down, maybe sideways, but mostly up?

>> No.26207715

>>26207613
There's no harm in taking profits when reddit is FOMOing in
even CHWY went from $40 on IPO down to $20 before it hit $100

>> No.26207718

>>26207641
I want to, but my meme lines say to wait. Waiting for 2.60 or lower.

>> No.26207719
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>>26207500
>450% GAIN ON SOLAR ALLIANCE ENERGY STOCK

>> No.26207731

>>26207671
based ygmi

>> No.26207735

>>26207656
It's almost like AMRS, but with a fraction of the potential.

>> No.26207737

>>26207680
based

>> No.26207743
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>>26207521
Better luck next time faggot

>> No.26207752

>>26207256
in my experience, these companies typically go down immediately after the release of a commercial product.

>> No.26207755

>>26207705
ARKX

>> No.26207756

>>26207705
CRSR really

>> No.26207762
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26207762

>PNPL
MY GAINS ARE SWEET LIKE A PINEAPPLE OOOO

>> No.26207765

Based BCRX shill, what is the PT once the drugs are approved in Glorious Nippon?

>> No.26207768
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>>26207701
What is this timeline?

>> No.26207769

>>26207694
I'm waiting until 11 dollars.

>> No.26207772

>>26207671
You tried

>> No.26207774

Don't forget your amc calls and twtr puts as well

>> No.26207779

>>26207671
You'll get her next time champ

>> No.26207783

>>26207715
That's fine but you'll regret it if it doesn't dip as low as you thought before shooting back up.

>> No.26207784

>>26207592
Just sell covered calls retard

>> No.26207790

>>26207661
I had no hesitation buying the top on TSM after selling GME lol
It'll probably dump back down to the 120's but I'm not going to bother timing shit on a ticker I'm married to (3-year outlook at least). I can just buy a LEAP on the dip to average down

Intel's earnings could be huge for TSM too funny enough.

>> No.26207799

>>26207667
I bought in at $12 anyways, if I sell up what should I dump my money on

>> No.26207801
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26207801

Not complaining, but why everything green? Biden effect or what

>> No.26207803

What pennystock hasn't mooned yet?

>> No.26207805

>>26207719
When did you buy?

>> No.26207810
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26207810

FUCK NIGGERS
GHIV CLF DAVIDIANS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>> No.26207813
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26207813

WHY ARE YOU PUMPING YOU IDIOTS

>> No.26207815

>>26207701
>Transgender Who Encouraged Covid-Safe Orgies
what the fuck source?

>> No.26207816

>>26207755
why not ARKG?

>>26207756
corsair bros still alive? i missed that train and i was here since the first shilling, im retard

>> No.26207818

/smg/ has an unrealistic expectation of AMD. Are you aware this stock almost 50x'd in the last 5 years?

>> No.26207821

I am going to shit my pants in these CRBP calls dont get filled for me

>> No.26207827

>>26207584
Just market buy like a real Chad. Or set a crazy ask limit to fuck with the algos.

>> No.26207828
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>>26207701
thought it was bullshit so i looked it up
> mfw its true, all of it

>> No.26207829
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>>26207400#
>>26207407#
>>26207417#
>>26207440#
>>26207451#
>>26207466#

I dont day trade.

I bought CDE, VALE, SDSW ,SCCO and AMD on the 28th.

Sold CDE since it dumped 15%

Amd can suck my balls, will selp once i go positive down 5% on it. Sbsw os barely 1% up.

Then on second week bought LMT and RTX, that shat themselves

And today I fomo'd gme at 44 .97 kek

>> No.26207832
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>>26207500
Will I get rich if I just money in arkk and moon and never pay attention it

>> No.26207833
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26207833

PLUG IS BAAAAAACK

>> No.26207843

>>26207799
well shit if you bought that low let it ride 10 is your bottom even if it falls through

>> No.26207844
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I really hope there will be some dips in the next 1-2 business days, I can't do shit today. Might as well not be here. I'll be seeing you guys, Let me know about any new memes when I get back.

>> No.26207847

>>26207803
GPHBF is making some moves today

>> No.26207848
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26207848

Genuine retard here who somehow has a decent amount of money
Should I just lump it all in here if all I want is a decent somewhat safe return over time?

>> No.26207850

>>26207577
I thought BlackBerry was owned by Research In Motion?

>> No.26207853
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>>26207805
I’ve been holding those bags a long time Anon, first bought in like 2 years ago - I bought when it dipped to lower average cost. Just a few months ago it was 3 cents a pop.

>> No.26207856

>>26207816
Yeah I'm still holding, but I'm going to dump after earnings. It's easily hitting $45 either on or a little after earnings Feb 13th

>> No.26207864

>>26207705
Any $10 or $11 SPAC

>> No.26207866
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>>26207719
Wow gj bro.

>> No.26207871

Went from 28k to 32k thanks to GEVO today. I'm ready for the pullback but it's nice to see my portfolio over 30k for now. Not selling.

>> No.26207873

>>26207762
>PNPL
holy shit lol might buy

pen pineapple apple pen

>> No.26207875
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>>26207735
>tfw both

>> No.26207891

>>26207813
>retail
>pumping
You're not serious right?

>> No.26207892
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what do you guys think is going to happen with blackberry tomorrow? they have a big announcement right?

>> No.26207902

>>26207701
>laughing_spaniard.exe

>> No.26207905

>>26207875
Not a bad play

>> No.26207912

>>26207783
I have other opportunities at this point. The risk/reward on GME isn't as appealing to me anymore unless Cohen turns it around (you can buy after the confirmation if you're chasing the squeeze, see Party City for example)
I'm not letting the ""short interest"" bait me this time since it's all just institutional short sellers at this point and fundamentals remain unproven on GME

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>>26207768
a painful one

>> No.26207920

Is Gamestop dumping and is it fucked in the long run?

There's a faggot i know who keeps shilling this stock and acting smug about it. I want him to lose all his money.

>> No.26207928
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COME ON GIVE ME YOUR ENERGY

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.26207933
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>>26207500
I had a dream CCIV called off the merger and all my tendies went away instantly

>> No.26207935

>>26207715
Agreed, the problem is GME currently is far too unpredictable to reliably swing. I am deep in the green, and youll notice there are plenty of anons that fell by the wayside and got priced out trying to swing “the top.” Cohen could drop news at any point. It’s safer to just hold. I dont care about reddit. They dumped PLTR and allowed me to fill my bags. If they gamble on short term calls and get liquidated by MMs that’s just an added bonus for me

>> No.26207937

>>26207813
60% tax what the fuck! you basically work for the state wtf is this??? anything above 20 is bad enough already and above 40 is insane, but 60%???? why work at all? this is just discouraging innovation

>> No.26207940

>>26207813
jersey is chalked

>> No.26207944

>>26207815
Search "Pennsylvania COVID sex"

>> No.26207947

>>26207928
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26207951

>>26207920
what the fuck did the cat do to you

>> No.26207955

Whats happening in 6 days boys

>> No.26207956
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THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

for those of you who don’t know why I’m employed dividend growth as part of my portfolio is due to future tax efficiency and longevity.

First, I won’t need to sell any principal which means I’ll never run out of money by withdrawing in a crash. I’ll also have 1 year necessary expenses in cash in a “high yield” savings account. Second, $40K ($80K if married) is tax free federally, and that income is without any of the BS taxes you pay via w-2 or 1099.

Things can change but this appears to be the most comfy way to live the life I want. Also if BTC and ETH continue to climb, things will just get easier

>> No.26207960

>>26207864
SRAC, not 10 or 11$ but the merger is in Q1 of this year so buy now before it moons.

>> No.26207961

>>26207853
Shit wished you shilled this Questrade bro, would've definitely threw some money at. Congrats anyway dude.

>> No.26207968

>>26207848
Yes, index ETFs are by far the safest of securities*. Or paper gold.

*Unless the market tanks, then you're fucked

>> No.26207971

>>26207920
lol no, it's at least doubling again in the short term

>> No.26207974
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BFT BROS UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH

>> No.26207976
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Lum

>> No.26207980
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26207980

>>26206408
MORE LIES

>> No.26207986

Hey guys I'm going to work as a trader at an investment bank over the summer but I don't even know what the job is. Like do I trade stocks or what??

>> No.26207996

>>26207848
yes but should have bought during early covid

>> No.26207997

>>26207933
The market does not seem to give a shit about that nothing announcement. I expect more shenanigans in the coming weeks.

>> No.26207998
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26207998

I told this fucking guy to buy CRBP calls the same contract as me and he fucked me so hard he pumped the price up right before my order and now i have TO FUCKING WATCH 95 FUCKING CALLS JUST NOT GET FILLED FUCK YOU ANON FUCK YOU I WILL RAPE YOU IN THE EYEBALL I AM NEVER SHARING MY STOCK PICKS HERE EVER AGAIN

>> No.26208005

>>26207568
looks like you're shorting it, gl!

>> No.26208011

>>26207920
JOHN?!

>> No.26208009

>>26207920
Yes, its business model is fucked and this is a delusional PnD

>> No.26208012

>>26207920
nah it'll probably crab around 39 the rest of the day

>> No.26208018
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THREAD THEME
>https://youtu.be/0xrSH0G8kBo

>> No.26208019

>>26207974
its ghiv time

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>>26207738
Christ, all you can do is pray that earnings give them a little bump. I'm trying to score big so I'm really hoping.

>> No.26208028

>>26207986
Uh you basically do what we do on /smg/ except you also get paid for it

>> No.26208031
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>>26207933
Envisage, if you will, the aroma

How does /smg/ feel about OIL???

>> No.26208034

>>26207986
Low tier bait

>> No.26208037

>BFARF
This is shilled by that leaf nigger every day, either believe in it or don't
>ABML
American lithium and mining company. Nancy Pelosi's husband is an advisor and the heads are all old money.
>ZOM
anon's turbojew insider neighbor says this will go to $20
>AVGR
No debt, that's all I know. Haven't seen that shill in a while.

Any other /smg/ insider memes I'm missing?

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>>26207928
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>> No.26208041

>>26207998
No, that was me, I put in an order for 1000

>> No.26208043

Lads I just want enough money to be comfortable. I fucked up my life but dad's good at the stock market. I make 12 an hour doing back breaking labor. I'm almost 30 will I make it one day?

>> No.26208061

>>26207917
Heh, I’m attracted to this because she’s 18 r-right anon?

>> No.26208083

>>26208019
was planning on selling bb gains and buying into ghiv but it looksl ike bb moves like a bitch despite the volume

>> No.26208086

>>26208043
You can do better than 12 an hour for hard physical work dude

>> No.26208089

>>26207920
Were all coomers here faggot, leave.

>> No.26208091

>>26208037
I would like to shill XXII as well. Still waiting on FDA approval, looking more likely with the current administration.

I've been holding since 2017 kek

>> No.26208095

>>26208028
Can I learn a lot lurking here?
>>26208034
Not bait

>> No.26208102

>>26207937
Best part is those retards flee their state and then CONTINUE TO VOTE FOR THE SAME FUCKING SHIT spreading the cancer wherever they go

>> No.26208108

>>26208043
you need to get a different job dude, misery until then

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>>26208041
I am going hang myself i fuckign despise that people even used the information i provided to FUCK me like this. Why can't i share my stock plays on here without getting FUCKED is that too much to ask? You retards couldn't even wait for me to buy a bit more and instead you just ape in suddenly?

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>>26207892
big announcment? with blackberry you say? tomorrow? hhmm

>> No.26208126

>>26207935
my reasoning for taking profits was because volumes were dying down and it was clear retail short sellers were squeezed out
No good relying on institutional short sellers to cover, they are not going to cover until actual results from GME

>> No.26208132

>>26207986
Throw all your banks money into gme. At best you'll get a huge promotion, at worst you'll have dealt a good deal of damage to the juden

>> No.26208133
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LAST CHANCE TO SELL EVERYTHING AND BUY REVERSE ETFS BEFORE THE APOCALYPSE TOMORROW

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>>26207998
Thanks for the pick my boy

>> No.26208142
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PNPL and PHE bros... we've made it.
Thank you to my bong pennystock frens.

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GME back above 39, we're going to 45 again bros

>> No.26208149

>>26207951
He wouldn't follow me back on twitter.

>> No.26208153

>>26208086
>>26208108
Yeah you're right. I'm only here until I move out I'm saving up for a place to live than I'm moving somewhere else looking for a better job

>> No.26208155

>>26208091
I made an XXII shill image for a new thread bake several years ago the last time it mooned 100% in a day. Seems like only yesterday

>> No.26208156

>>26207986
as an intern? Hahah you won't be trading. You'll be fetching coffee and dry cleaning. You might get to look at a chart or two but probably not

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>>26208061
You are nigger worse than the sand dweller nigger fake prophet mohamed

>> No.26208169

>>26208043
open an IRA today and start contributing to it. Max it out every year if you can. Invest in low expense index funds(such as Vanguard funds).

>> No.26208175

>>26207892
>>26208111
it's a cybersecurity conference, i don't know if it's going to be a big announcement although I'd be interested to find out what it is if there is one

>> No.26208176

>>26208037
I called the LMT dip because of the death of the executive but that has priced in by now. I need to go hit up my friend that works there for more news.

My other friend works at Honeywell and he expects them to do well H2 2021. Check call volume on Honeywell.

>> No.26208182

>>26207784
I have 200 shares of PLTR and I want to sell covered calls. Do I just sell 2 contracts of 12Feb21 32C?

>> No.26208185

> sell CLF today if it hits 18
> buy it back tomorrow when it hits 17.20 again or whatever this shitcoin is capable of
> sell again for 18
Sound plan or am I missing something?

>> No.26208187

>>26207892
>>26208111
checked time to short? i just bought 100 shares

>> No.26208192
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>>26207944
based, any stocks to buy to profit from this?

>> No.26208214

>>26208133
The inauguration? Already priced in and bullish.

>> No.26208219

>>26208169
I should honestly do that. I don't expect to live until 65 in all honesty though which is when you can cash out a Roth ira

>> No.26208230

>>26208192
Bad shoop

>> No.26208240

>>26208192
America is a parody at this point.

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>>26207500
I told you so.

>> No.26208254

>>26208192
SQQQ

>> No.26208255

>>26208156
>You'll be fetching coffee and dry cleaning
It's not even in-person lol it's most likely gonna be virtual

>> No.26208258
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>>26208214
that "dark winters" speech biden gave friday crashed the market and made me lose all my earnings that week

>> No.26208260

>>26206628
Hope you see that one, i had no time to reply because i was busy with work.

My entry point was $0,07 in november and im gonna sell later today.

I dont know honestly, but nowadays these generals rarely gain enough traction to stay alive for more than a few posts. Sad!

It might have something to do with the fact that alot of impatient anons with paper hands were burnt entering some of the moonshots late when they were hyped.

Yeah i learned alot from that one too, i view any losses i made with that one as a kind of tuition. They changed their name to Purple Biotech (PPBT) now. Im anticipating another pump and dump with that one.

You are right, alot of these actually would have been quite the good longterm holds.

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>>26208185
>sells at $18
>never goes below $18 again
That’s what’s going to happen faithless nigger

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26208263

Fuck this clown market. If AMC breaks and holds $3, I'll go all in on it.

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>>26208109
When I say ape in, I mean I will instantly buy it. I got the $4 strike btw not the 3.

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26208270

>All of a sudden abortion machine starts pumping
Wtf why is LGVW waking up after months of doing nothing?

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>>26208185

>> No.26208277

>>26208230
>a shop
guess you don’t know what’s been going on in Pennsylvania for a while now.

>> No.26208286

>>26208133
Buy calls you say?

>> No.26208290

What should I buy

>> No.26208297

Anyone in CODX?

>> No.26208298

>>26208219
You can cash out a roth ira at 59.5. Even if you want the money before that its only a 10% penalty.

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>>26207813
>Getting taxed more for nothing in return
>Mutts and europoors see nothing wrong with that
>They even encourage it with muh "pay your fair share!"
Kek

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>>26208192
they found someone even less healthy than the Belgian health minister lmao

>> No.26208323

Give me something deep in the red that will rebound tomorrow.
Otherwise I'm buying RIOT at close if it's red.

>> No.26208332
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>>26208126
I think you and i have been talking back and forth all weekend. Basically, youre uncertain or bearish on GME’s fundamentals longterm, or at least believe any fundamentals will have to be proven over the next year or two before translating into share price; on the contrary, i am bullish on their inevitable pivot, and expect share price to explode as soon as cohen opens his mouth and outlines any sort of plan for gamestop. that will be when i take some profits on my shares (already took profits on april calls)

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>>26208261
>>26208272
It's sad you can't see the genius in my strategy. It's more likely it never hits $18 though and I'm stuck with tranny's bags.

>> No.26208338

>>26208019
Lmao you faggots are insufferable. Crabbing for weeks and you get excited on the first glimpse of green. Omg guise it's up 0.8%. Oh shit now it's in the red again

If the aids from your stonk doesn't kill you please do it yourself.

>> No.26208348

>>26208323
TYME
I hope

>> No.26208354

>>26208270
Biden is in office, America is healing, the virus is going away which means women are going to go on a cock spree.

>> No.26208356

>>26208139
>>26208267

No problem, does baby like when other men pick his stocks for him? Goo goo gah gah....baby want some DD? does baby want some DD? Okay here comes the DD airplane open wide baby.

Most large holders averaged right above 5$, like Blackrock and Vanguard, these are big fucking institutional investors buying up large volume of CRBP every week as its cheap as fuck. Not only that its 40% short floated but last week 10 million shares were covered on CRBP. So when the price movement isn't much of anything but shorts are still covering....what does that mean? Usually means something to do with the fact that shorts know good news/catalysts + upward price movement is on the horizon.
So big boys are going to drive this stock up in the coming months to meet their $5 average cost. Did that DD make baby hard? Did baby trickle a little precum knowing that CRBP is cheap as shit and has massive massive institutions like Vanguard buying it up slowly over these last few weeks. Does baby like that? Does baby like to hear that? Is baby hard?

>> No.26208366

>>26208298
Ahh ok. Plus if I die or something I can give it to someone I love or something idk

>> No.26208367

>>26208061
Fuck off pedo

>> No.26208371

>>26208334
I like your socks, Anon, very cool.

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>>26208270
Thats just how disrupter mommy operates.

I may not even dump it all before merger.

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>>26208111
Whats this pattern called big5?

>> No.26208380

>>26208091
got my XXII bag ready to go

>> No.26208381

>>26208255
Oh then you might actually get to learn some real analysis. Good luck and don't fuck it up

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AMCbros WE GOT TOO COCKY AAAAA

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26208395

my memes go sideways
on those days it is boring
it's ok I'll wait

>> No.26208400

>>26207572
Drug dralers

>> No.26208402

>>26208219
>>26208298
Also look up SEPP. 59.5 isn't a hard limit.

>> No.26208404

Lads I've never exercised an option before. I have a $14 CLF call expiring Friday. If I sell it now, it's a $270 profit. If I buy 100 shares at 14 and sell at 18, that's a 400 profit correct? Or do I lose the amount I initially paid for the call? Either way what do you guys suggest?

>> No.26208406

>>26208332
honestly, the stress of holding GME was just too much and I completely understand now why Justin felt so relieved to sell GME even if he's still bullish on upside

I'm so much happier just shuffling the cash back into braindead stable holds like TSM

>> No.26208413

>>26208354
>America is healing
in what world?
are you a traveler, anon?

>> No.26208432

>UVXY
AAAAAAAA FUCK WHAT'S HAPPENING

>> No.26208438

>>26208404
yeah exercise the option

>> No.26208440

>>26208400
Drug Dealers*

>> No.26208443

>>26208253
is it time to sell now?

>> No.26208449

>>26207937
Racism bro, gotta end racism.

>> No.26208451

Please coca cola...please...

>> No.26208462

Opinions on hydrogen? Thinking of buying HYSR.

>> No.26208463

>>26208372
Been holding it since $13 abd had forgotten all about it, woke up to my position bigly all of a sudden.
When is merger?

>> No.26208470

>>26208354
>America is healing
AMERICA IS DISEASED, ROTTEN TO THE CORE.

>> No.26208472
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BILI chads, can we ever stop winning?

>> No.26208473

Redpill me on AMBL.

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>>26208356
I am erect

>> No.26208489

>>26208404
Make sure you have enough cash in your account to exercise the option, too

>> No.26208496

Been shilling TSX.V: FLT all winter
Fuckers are going to miss the train on this one.
Easy $3 by summer at this pace.

>> No.26208499

>>26207813
>>26207937
Those apply to those making $400,000+ a year retards

>> No.26208502

>>26207784
can you do that on robinhood

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26208507

>mfw the JVA shill was right

>> No.26208517

>>26208477
Oh I'm not sure if I would invest in CRBP if i were you though....the CFO of CRBP has openly said he dislikes anime.

>> No.26208524

>>26208270
God damnit. Its going up because I sold it last week for AQB anon. And thats why aqb is dumping.

>> No.26208525

You all listened to my ahilling and bought SLGBF and MNXXF, right?

>> No.26208528

>>26208502
Yes

>> No.26208529

>>26208182
I exclusively sell weeklies. I sold 22JAN21 31C this morning. You're not going to get $35 a contract like I did anymore though.

>> No.26208540

>>26208499
"this doesnt effect you directly so you cant disagree with it"

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>>26207801
>Biden effect
dont make me laugh

>> No.26208550

>>26208371
My mom likes them as well.

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26208554

Rate my portfolio

>> No.26208565
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26208565

I took profits on GME and dumped half of it into a fucking cement stock and I feel so relieved now
My stockholm syndrome will probably bring me back into GME soon anyway

>> No.26208567

Could I make money intelligently gambling?

>> No.26208574
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26208574

>>26208496
your leaf penny stock looks like this at 276 million market cap

>> No.26208588

>>26207636
mods should just sticky this but that's never gonna happen
god i wish schwab didn't take 24 hours to deposit my money into my schwab account

>> No.26208595
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26208595

I'm BCR... i'm BCR.... oh god oh god I'm....

UGHHHHHHHH

I'M BCROOOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGG OOHHHHHH MYYYYY GAAAAAADDD FUCKCJCJFKJSGDLKGDAKHLGDSKLADLKAKGWHAGKH

>> No.26208597

Travel and Luxuries rally in summer right?

>> No.26208599

>>26208263
We need to all buy in and then shill on reddit

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>>26208554
Good.

>> No.26208609

>>26207719
Remember Solyndra lad. Keep one eye on the market, one eye on the exit.

>> No.26208616

>>26208499
That's half of us after the next couple years of inflation.

>> No.26208617
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>>26207500
I’M MAKING MONEY OFF OF BLACKBERRY IN 2021
WHAT FUCKING TIMELINE ARE WE IN

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>>26208496
>>26208574
my leaf penny stock looks like THIS at 62 million market cap

why is my leaf penny stock's CEO so bad at hyping his company lol

>> No.26208635

>>26208554
poor

>> No.26208636

>>26208540
>>26208499
They're just bringing down more people to the lower-tier castes. They should just focus on the very top of the pyramid. The disparity between the top 0.01% and the 1% is greater than the disparity between the 1% versus the 99%.

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26208637

>at work yesterday
>get a phone call from a customer
>caller ID said Palantir Technologies
Bullish as fuck.

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26208641

Mediocre ass day, I’m slowly reaching red

>> No.26208643

>>26208595
>It's actually climbing
Congrats anon

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26208645

Just reminder that SIGL stock is still 20x comparing to price below Teslon Musk memed on Twitter. I'm honking this market.

>> No.26208659

Buy this SNAP dip. I promise you will not regret it.

>> No.26208673

>>26208637
Give us that insider info sir

>> No.26208675

I think I'm just going to live for money. It's the only way out of my hole in life

>> No.26208679

>>26208637
Do you work at the local AIDS clinic?

>> No.26208683

>>26207813
doesnt apply to americans, we arent going to pay taxes to illegitimate chinese puppets

>> No.26208687

>>26208348
Already in that shit, so I hope too, but I'm not averaging down until 1.40-1.30.

>> No.26208695

>>26208597
>he thinks the lockdowns are gonna end
lmao

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One anon in here is a Morgan Stanley drone.
We have to find him.

>> No.26208710

>>26208637
That's not bullish. They're tracking you. Run anon!

>> No.26208714

>>26208507
>JVA
redpill me, i love coffee

>> No.26208715

>>26208443
Nope. It can reach a price between 20 and 30 USD.

>> No.26208718

I should take a break and coom first

>> No.26208722
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>>26208687
I fomo'd 2.20 like a tard

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>>26208472
apparently not. been considering getting some calls too honestly. anybody have any?

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26208724

>take my profit after a great run with LQDT
>put it into NGA
>NGA fucking divebombs
Bogdanoff why?

>> No.26208730

GHIV is coming back bro’s.

>> No.26208732

>>26208617
DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

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26208747

>>26208472
I BILIeve in $200/share EOY.

>> No.26208762

>>26208406
If i had too much money or millions of dollars in a hedgefund riding on gme i would have liquidated. But as it stands im just a retail investor that put in $6000 of a 115k portfolio in it early and am currenrlt up 250%. So im going to let it ride, and ill be comfortable holding through any downturns just like before. Cheers and goodluck

>> No.26208773

>>26208714
I know nothing about it. There was just some guy spamming it for weeks.

>> No.26208775

>>26208732
WHOOPS THERE GOES GRAVITY

>> No.26208787

>>26207813
Gonna enjoy watching all the liberal shitheads get their shit pushed in when they finally get their commie utopia theyve been dreaming about for so long.

>> No.26208794

>>26208718
dont coom

>> No.26208806

>>26208616
7 months actually at 3% daily inflation, compounded daily with a principal of $1000

>> No.26208809

salmon chads when are we catching our baby?

>> No.26208823

>>26208635
I just started this year and make $15 an hour so it's the best I can manage at the moment. I recently had an interview with a med school! So it's going to get a lot worse before I can really start putting up some cash

>> No.26208832

>>26208499
That's on paper. But in reality it's always the middle class that pays the most taxes.

>> No.26208838
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26208838

GHIV is done crabbing around.

See you lads tomorrow at the merger vote

>> No.26208845

>>26208675
Same here fren. It's the only thing that I'm good at, and also genuinely makes me happy. Leaving the wagecage was the BEST decision of my life.

>> No.26208852
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26208852

YOU

Yes you

Pitch me a meme stock you expect will 1000% over the next 365 days

>> No.26208866

>>26208617
Blackberry and Gamestop are going to legitimately make some /smg/ members millionaires.
We're the boomers now.

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26208889

>>26208852
CLF and BCRX

>> No.26208891

>>26208852
GME

>> No.26208892

Should I sell or hold BB at 10% plus?

>> No.26208900

>>26208775
LIKE A MONSOON, LISTEN TO THE BASE GO BOOM

>> No.26208903

>>26208852
TSM LEAPS

>> No.26208902

>>26208852
it will 1000% after it -1500%

>> No.26208909

>>26208852
MMED or NUMI. Even though they've done fuck all for over a month, still my best bet for a 10x

>> No.26208913

>>26208866
it only made me 5-figures from 4-figures :(

>> No.26208914

>>26208852
gme

>> No.26208922
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>get assigned
>Everything green do I feel bad putting money into other shit
Feels bad man

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26208924

Any INUV chads?

>> No.26208925

>>26208889
I want pizza now bros...Ive been eating so good too...

>> No.26208928

DUDE I KEEP FUCKING TRYING TO RE-PLACE MY ORDERS FOR CRBP CALLS IT WONT LET ME

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26208937

>BCRX 52 Week high

So comfy.

>> No.26208939

>>26208892
HODL

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>> No.26208946

Who here buying ammo for tomorrow? We mooning. POWW MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

>> No.26208947

>>26208892
You're going to regret it if you sell now.
This meme-train hasn't even left the station yet.

>> No.26208951

>>26207998
Lad everybody knows you get your position solid first before you shill. That way your own bags get pumped in the process. CLF anon bought thousands of options before he ever said boo.

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26208985

>missed the $SENS rocket

>> No.26208998

>>26208943
I didnt listen

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26209003

Here's the OP image for next thread.
Make sure to save it!!!

>> No.26209014

>>26208951
No bro i am just honestly a very selfless person i want peeople to get money yeah okay everyone just pump my unfilled orders before i can buy them okay all of you assholes come buy CRBP April 2021 4c calls so i can never ever get them filled you fucking cumguzzlers

>> No.26209030

>>26208939
>>26208947
ok thx!

>> No.26209036

I’ve got 10k to yolo on deep OTM calls, whats it going to be boys?

>> No.26209040

Based SRAC

>> No.26209044

>>26208946
unironically what's the next step with the Q stuff? aren't patriots supposed to be in charge?
>inb4 just 2 more weeks bro

>> No.26209049
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>>26208747
I want to believe, still, I think we might stop for a bit at 150 or something. But then again, I thought we would do a pit stop for a few months around 100, and it smashes through my expectations, so I just don't know anymore

>> No.26209062

>>26208922
same

I still bought TSM at the top anyways AND i sold a covered call again to hedge because I didn't learn from my first mistake. 150c this time so TSM is going to the moon in the next 2 weeks

>> No.26209064

>>26208722
My cost basis is 2.15 so I know that feel.
It's tempting to average down now but it risks going even lower.

>> No.26209075

How long must I hold a stock, for it to be considered as capital gain, in Canada?

>> No.26209089

>>26208946
Been buying physical since march and I loaded the fuck up on POWW in December

>> No.26209090

>>26208946
should I set a limit order at 7.00?

>> No.26209100

Where's the kpop fag who was saying the markets would be blood red today, and that the end of the world was coming?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.26209102

>>26208470
kek

>> No.26209106

>>26209075
Canada doesn't have long term capital gains bro. They consider it income if you are trading frequently

>> No.26209127

>>26209100
Its only his 4th or 5th wrong prediction. He will redeem himself on the next one for sure!!

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>>26209100
>markets would be blood red today
He was just talking about my account.

>> No.26209138

>>26208565
>cement stock
I remember that post from last week, lol what was up with that

>> No.26209141

Okay i just bought 130 more CRBP calls finally they got filled FINALLY

>> No.26209144
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GUYS, IS IT TOO LATE TO GO BB? AM I GOING TO FOMO MYSELF?

>> No.26209156

>>26207848
keep in mind biden is going to tank the economy

>> No.26209161

>>26208985
i just bought :D

>> No.26209169

>>26209100
He's just "epic meme trolling", he doesn't even trade with more than $100 on RH

>> No.26209179

>>26208998
I didn't want to believe in pajeet scams, but it's not like the world makes any sense right now.
Gotta embrace clown world to make mad gains.

>> No.26209182

>>26208270
My friend went to ED a few days ago, complaining of stomach pain, the doctor pulled one of those things out and said his gallbladder was big and inflamed. Low and behold they got a scan later which showed the same thing.
This is a industry game changer, sell before merger to make cash and load yourself up to the tits with LEAPs and stock.

>> No.26209186

>>26209075
TFSA? no tax

irrc, half of your capital gains are treated as income, so whatever tax bracket you are. You get to keep the other half untouched.
Don't quote me on that though, i dont remember since I only use a TFSA

>> No.26209192

>>26209144
what the fuck am I looking at?

>> No.26209202

>>26208192
>A man in a dress with obvious mental health issues
>Health secretary

Because of fucking course it is.

>> No.26209214

>>26209141
What fill price? I just opened a 100 call order at 0.15 for the $4 strike

>> No.26209224

>>26209144
DON'T EAT THAT IT'S STILL HOT INSIDE

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26209226

Golden bull run is only just starting.

>> No.26209231

>>26207715
tbf I sold my calls at open this morning
bought some shares + covered calls (60c)
if it goes down, it will be in the 25 range, so 15 loss per share (i'm at 1k shares)
I'll win no matter what happens, but IMO at this point it's 50/50 it explodes or goes back down

>> No.26209232

>>26209169
no, his cope with GME is definitely because he missed out on $150K if he just sat on his $5k of january calls the entire time
he's legit, no one would be this emotionally attached to GME the past few months and react like this after selling if he was just LARPing

>> No.26209234

>>26209144
Is that a burrito of entirely ground beef?

>> No.26209237

>>26209202
Cut off your sons dick its science

>> No.26209242

>>26209100
I gues he held up his end of the deal and left lmao

>>26209144
Wondering the same thing anon

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>>26209192

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>>26209161
it keeps going up! it will never hit my limit order of 2.00

>> No.26209269

>>26209234
Looks like a prison burrito made out of ramen

>> No.26209272

>>26209214
0.197, definitely not as cheap as that

>> No.26209277

>>26209248
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MARU-CHAN YOU BASTARD

>> No.26209281

>>26209248
anon what the hell?!?!?!

>> No.26209282

>>26209226
It will go to $60 after merger

>> No.26209294

>>26208695
>he was successfully fear mongered by conservative media
lmao

>> No.26209304

>PLTR in charge of not being shit
Where’s the demo day that said today is going to be good? LMAO

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>>26209044
What the actual fuck did his comment have anything to do with Q retards? This is a stock market thread. We're here to make money.Take your lib shill FNKO stocks back to readit. If there is a product in high demand with limited supply and manufacturers not increasing production, the price will go up. Like physical ammo has been going up in steadily since march.

>> No.26209317

it's called a brick, they make them in jail
jailfags love to reminisce about jail and idk why

>> No.26209322

>>26207561
How tho
His advice is tailored to get through to retards who can't finance themselves

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I have a strong feeling that NOK is going to be the next meme stock.
Someone talk me out of dumping $1000 into it.

>> No.26209334

>>26209232
I was really hoping he'd all in SPY puts. The sperg out would have been one for the ages.

>> No.26209338

Tell me why I shouldn't buy TSLA put LEAPS?

>> No.26209340

>>26209282
Undoubtedly, based SRAC bro

>> No.26209348

>>26208946
>that feel when missed the train
I bought SWBI instead. Gains are tiny and it's coming down now (-3% today)
If there is a false flag tomorrow it will crash hard.

>> No.26209352

>>26209294
You dont need to be conservative to look at what democrats are doing to cities all over the country

>> No.26209356

>>26208852
Honeywell will x2 by q1 2022

>> No.26209361

>>26209312
Q is the new Nazi, they are going to be huntnig Q people, and by Q they mean anyone they happen to dislike

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>>26209049
They're doing a lot of things to improve the website and we have the Hong Kong listing soon. I'm optimistic, especially since it has such a strong hold on Chinese zoomers.

>> No.26209364

>>26209327
*sniff*

Imagine the smell.

>> No.26209370

>>26209327
I can tell this chick is a brick by the way she dresses. Still would once, maybe twice

>> No.26209369

>>26209327
With girls like that you only do anal

>> No.26209373

>>26209327
The fact that $1k is 50% of your portfolio

>> No.26209392

>>26209327
>NOK
its a dead phone company

>> No.26209396

shill me the next meme stock nostradamus anons

>> No.26209397

>>26209317
>>26209281
>>26209277
>>26209269
>>26209234
hold my pocket

>> No.26209398

>>26209327
The NOK 5G contract plans are a lot smaller than people thinks

>> No.26209405

>>26209327
I have some leaps, leaps are still fairly cheap....NOK is like BB it gets hype and fucking sits there. I bought both and lost patience with both. I'm in BB now though and missed it's first moon.

That being said, F passed 10 dollars today so something is going on.

>> No.26209411

>>26209327
I got 30 5c for feb, but they'll probably expire worthless

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>>26209338

I don't know man. Could be a bad idea

>> No.26209419

>>26209396
DM, cause it was picked by an Anon's cockatiel on here.

>> No.26209434

>>26209003
I bet it moons after this.

>> No.26209435

>>26209202
not to mention obese

>> No.26209436

>>26209327

I played the NOK game last year and made about 140% of my investment. Decent, but I wouldn't play that game again

>> No.26209442

>>26209282
I wish I could have accumulated more. I have 2k left that I was supposed to put in it, but I don't want to move my cost basis up because autism.

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>up 20% on SENS already
uhh FOMO is based??

>> No.26209453

>>26209396
Guild eSports

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>>26207816
>>26207856
Gamer Sensei still not price in. It's a platform for esports coaching. Going to disrupt the publisher's monopoly on the streaming and competition markets. CRSR and GME are the future of making money on men's leisure time, like sports and hunting.

>> No.26209478

>>26207500
>>26207500
>>26207500
>>26207500
>>26207500
NEW
NEW
NEW
NEW

>> No.26209484

>>26209294
It's not fearmongering if it's true. Fearmongering is when it's a lie.

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Not too late to buy in, going to a dollar

>> No.26209501

>>26209478
very funny, guy

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>>26209478

>> No.26209523

>>26208356
Jesus fuck dude

>> No.26209533

>>26209442
Well you're gonna lose out if you don't buy. That 2k will turn to 5k at $60 if you invest it now

>> No.26209545

>>26209501
>>26209509
Lol.
>>26209523
Lol.

>> No.26209547

baked
>>26209526
>>26209526
>>26209526

>> No.26209553

Going long on POWW
I guarantee fox news is going to shill dems taking guns away

>> No.26209555

>>26209478
Thanks, I was worried nobody will create new thread in time.

>> No.26209572

>>26208356
Is this unironic boomerposting? Hilarious

>> No.26209611

>>26208169
He won't be able to put much in an IRA with $12/hr. Fucking stupid advice.

>> No.26209624

>>26209327
Very good business nowadays.
I got 5000 euros in right now. Will buy more with each dip

>> No.26209649

>>26209572
Yeah im a big baby boomer a balding hairy man in diapers. goo goo gah gah.

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26209664

>tfw spent hours contemplating buying BB 3 months ago but didn't

>>26209327
NOK is interesting because they are a big internet company too (routers, networking, 5g). That shit will never really go down as an industry unless there is some disruptive new technology that defies physics.

>> No.26209700

>>26209327
White guys wouldnt even touch an ass that big.

Unironically built for bbc.

>> No.26209709

>>26209327
can i please have that on my face

>> No.26209802

>>26208230
https://twitter.com/SecretaryLevine
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is what thousands of years of human society has led to.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.26209851

>>26209100

on his meds or fapping to plastic consoomerism koreans

>> No.26209868

>>26207998
>>26208139
>>26208356
What happened in september for corbus?

>> No.26209916

>>26209868
Their last drug failed phase 3 trials u know how it goes in big pharma with stocks. be assured u are buying at the bottom, below institutional price. this can only go up vro

>> No.26210135

>>26208623
Whats that?

>> No.26210304

>>26209356
Elaborate.

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>>26207500
Feels good that i was right all along. option plays up over 200% for every single expiry date moving forward. over 5,000 shares. feels good bros.

So whats next? let us look to another aging phone company!

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