/biz/ - Business & Finance

How does it feel getting paid $30/hour

>>261683

let's see
105k base + 45k bonus

work 60 hrs/week x 50 weeks

about 50/hr pre tax and 30/hr after tax

yeah... I'll get carry someday....

>>261688

>Everyone on 4chan makes 100k and has at least a 7 inch penis

Do you neets actually feel good making threads like this?

>>261688

You are forgetting OT pay. Comparing to blue collar, you are basically a warehouse worker with 20 years experience who works all the time. What made you want to throw your life away?

>>261688


Whats the model of the watch?

>>261695

Once I hit VP i'll make 200k + 100k bonus + carried interest (which is taxed at capital gains hopefully before obummer screws me)

>>261707

And add 20-40 more hours to your work week. Good luck. Just put your capital in an account and trade. I made $250-500 a day before noon.

>>261696
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CASIO-Pro-Trek-PRG-510T-7-PRG510T-7-Triple-Sensors-Titanium-Solar-Free-Ship-/131154862400?_trksid=p2054897.l5658

I wanted something durable and can flip multiple time zones easily.

>>261707
>bonuses
>capital gains

lol wut

>>261681
What's a private equity associate?

>>261712

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carried_interest

>>261681

I've seen this shitty picture before...months ago. I commented on the cheap drapes, shoes, and watch. If you're balling so hard, surely you would have upgraded by now, or you're lying.

>>261683
>$30/hour

I get paid more then that hourly as a Journeyman refrigeration mechanic. Glad I chose a trade over some suit and tie university degree.

>>261715
Crazy. Leave it to the super rich to be the biggest Jews and figure out how to pay the least in taxes.

>>261717

I don't think there is a point in spending more than 300 for a watch or 500 for a pair of shoes

implying I stay only in 1 hotel...

>>261724

No, I'm saying the picture is at LEAST 3 months old. Surely you have something newer.

>>261724
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carried_interest


That Chaise looks like the most uncomfortable piece of shit I've ever seen

>>261726

its not even 2 months old and my next trip is to HK in may

if i have an accounting degree and my cpa exams passed, how easy would it be to get a job as a financial analyst and how would i do it?

>>261724
>300 for a watch or 500 for a pair of shoes

Especially when nobody except you knows what they're worth or can tell the difference between those and items a quarter of the price. Really, the only point in buying expensive brands is for the sake of ego.

>>261717
go read next door millionaire

>>261717

http://archive.foolz.us/biz/thread/73201

>>261737
read
>>261730

chekt and rekt

>why would someone use the same photo
because why would someone need to take another photo

>>261735

Fake Rolex's and breitlings are so good now that you literally can't tell the difference without checking the serial numbers on the company sites

>>261740

I am the same guy, here is a picture from same trip i didn't post in that thread, happy?

>>261746

dat beijing smog

So what's the point in this thread?

Do you want a dick war?

I could take pics of my apartment or office but I honestly don't see the point.

>>261746
I don't get the point of this thread. Are we supposed to be impressed by you staying in better than average hotels that your company pays for? I mean, if you were balling in a luxury Vegas suite, I'd be jelly. But you think having to travel and work 60+ hours a week to stay in rooms furnished with shitty artwork is admirable? Please, elaborate, because I'm lost here.

>>261754
Lel, I make more money than OP and only work 9 to 5, and sometimes I can even do my work from home.

You don't see me making threads about it trying to convince myself my life is awesome.

>>261746

So what? Here's just one of my houses in Aspen. My financial dick is much, much bigger than yours. Don't even try it, peasant.

>>261764
What kind of wood are those floors? I really like the medium warm tone.

>>261764
>>261756
>>261754
>>261751

I was hoping to answer questions people have related to finance/private equity, not for a bunch of insecure faggots to start waving their dicks. Read the thread title

>>261764

And here's a condo of mine in Houston.

You want a dick measuring contest, fuccboi? You found one.

I like these threads. Not because I want to be a big businessman, wear expensive clothes or even get a good job, but just because people on 4chan are the subject of other people's jelly. I know OP or >>261764 have eclipsed their shallow goals and that makes me happy.
Envy is truly the emotion of ignorance and poverty

>>261770
Yikes that is ugly. Looks like it could be a nice place if you didn't have such shitty taste in furniture.

>>261765

It's actually recovered wood from the structure of an old lumber mill that got taken apart nearby. Really gorgeous stuff. My bad on the rotated picture.

I can post more if you want to see it.

>>261769
i asked a finance related question and you didnt answer cocklord

>>261764
those chairs look uncomfortable

>>261769
But you only make a 150k before taxes with a terrible work and travel schedule. How much could you possibly know? Share what secrets you may have, don't wait for us to guess what you may or may not know.

>not for a bunch of insecure faggots to start waving their dicks

Dude, what? You start the thread by being a try hard rich poser with your pictures. Who are you trying to kid here?

>>261769
>Hey guys look at my watch and shoes, I'm rich and cool, right?

I'll bite though. Say your firm is requiring a 20% annual return, and you make a purchase at an 8x EBITDA that you're going to sell in 5 years. If you have a 4x lending debt, how much will your EBITDA need to grow within the 5 years half of the debt needs to be repaid?

>>261780

wtf is lending debt, do you mean debt is 4x EBITDA?

>>261681
Stop putting your foot on the wall you ignorant piece of shit

>>261770

why are you renting a condo instead of buying a house?

>>261770
Holy shit, that's terrible. Too bad money can't buy basic taste.

>dat art
>dose chairs
>dat fucking carpet

>>261783
It means your bank is willing to lend 4x the debt.

>>261778

>implying

Only the best.

By the way, good eye on the wood floor whoever that was. I absolutely adore the wood in the Houston one as well.

>>261786

>renting

HAHAHAHAHA

I own it.

>>261787

It is a bit funky, isn't it? I like it. Has a mix of 70s feel with cutting edge modern. My interior designer is very good at what she does.

Feel free to reverse google search any of these, by the way, for those who don't believe.

>>261793
>Not implying
Implying is to express indirectly. I am telling you straight up that you need a interior designer man. You have really shit taste.

>>261797
>My interior designer is very good at what she does
So you do have an interior designer. Fire her right away

>>261783

whats the cost of the debt. Are you talking about LBO term debt or are you talking about existing debt on the balance sheet. Is it bullet or amortizing. Jesus your question is so nonsensical I am not going to waste any more time thinking about it

>>261799

Let's see your pads, cowboy. I want to rate your interior designer.

>>261799

Here let's try another one of my places in Aspen. This is the 6th floor, where the kitchen is. Let me know if you want to see any of the bedrooms.

Rate away.

>>261764
I hate to tell you this friend, but your house was built sideways. Unless you have feet like a gecko, you're gonna want to move soon.

>>261793
Your room is literally the color of vomit

>>261814

Jesus christ that decoration, its like it came out of a 50s, tell me its a timeshare

>>261814

Ah hell I guess I'll show you anyway. Here's one of 5 bedrooms.

Please, let me know how you rate this, as I'm VERY concerned about how you feel about my interior design.

>>261814
lol. Seriously, fire your interior designer.

>>261818

I've consumed a fair bit of jelly in my day, and I know jelly when I see it.

Like I said. I'll trade a rate for a rate. Let's see it.

they seem like decent pads OP

the butthurt in this thread is amusing

>>261818
>>261822

I guess if I didn't know any better, I'd mistake a $25 million dollar house for a timeshare from the 50s too.

>>261814

that bowl on the table, those colors, jesus it has all the vibe of a bright orange sweater your aunt gave you that you didn't want

What did you study? Should I get an MBA (able to get a full scholarship) to work consulting jobs making 120-150k or just get an entry level consulting job with an undergraduate degree making 70k and hope to rise? Do you/have you worked for one of the big four. How soul crushing is your work?

>>261828
Naw I even said that it could be a nice place. It's just his taste in furniture and design is really bad. I don't know if you're trolling or not but if you are 7/10

>>261826
Sweet jesus. I want to believe this is real, but can't bring myself to believe someone with the capability to buy a $25 million home would spend his time bragging to a bunch of retards on 4chan. Doesn't make sense.

Barry Diller, the CEO of CNBC, rented my place for 2 weeks for $300k. I don't think he minded the interior design that much. Hell, his lesbian wife Dianne von Furstenburg stayed there too and loved it, and she's a fucking designer for a living! Please, peasants, tell me more about my terrible design! Hahahahaha.

>>261828

By the way, I'm not OP.

Click my ID.

OP wanted a dick measuring contest, so I gave him one.

I think I won.

Meanwhile, peasants who shop at K-mart are trying to critique my interior design. 10/10, All around hilarity.

>>261797

>I own it

you mean you own a mortgage, and your bank owns the house

poor trolling

>>261834
>loved it, and she's a fucking designer for a living
Like she would call out your terrible taste to your face lol. You think I am bullying you but I really am not. I am trying to help you. Fire your interior designer right away.

>>261836

Not mortgaged.

>>261835

Do you assume rich people hang out somewhere else? ChampagneChan, perhaps? LOL. People of all income levels come here. 4chan is entertaining whether you're rich or poor.

>>261837
>>261838
You definitely have a big rich dick, but seriously, that design is horrible. You have an expensive case of buyer's denial. And no, rich people do not hang around 4chan. They party with other rich people and bang expensive prostitutes. You're like the beta version of a millionaire. How'd you get so rich anyway?

What did you study? Should I get an MBA (able to get a full scholarship) to work consulting jobs making 120-150k or just get an entry level consulting job with an undergraduate degree making 70k and hope to rise? Do you/have you worked for one of the big four. How soul crushing is your work?

>>261845
That isn't what PE is you fucking retard.

If you aren't shit at life you will get the MBA and make the 150k then work your way up from there to non-peasant pay.

>>261839

Is that why they paid 300k for 2 weeks of staying there? How mad are you, man.

>>261849
Why would it upset me that they have poor taste too? I wouldn't pay one dinner bill to live in that house for 2 weeks with that crap in there lmao

>>261849
Because he also has shit taste? I mean, if he lacks the sense to waste 300k for a two week stay, it's not hard to imagine he loves the smell of his own shit.

>>261843

I guess you have to go inside to really get the feel for it. Pictures don't do it justice. Also, the>>261814 is not with my back to the wall, there's 2 living rooms behind where that picture was taken looking out onto the slopes.

Sorry man, h8rs gonna h8.

>>261856
Any exterior shots? Are you really just a real estate agent who takes pictures of expensive homes?

>>261853
>>261855

Guys. This is getting too one-sided for me. PLEASE post your places, and I'd be happy to give a critique in return.

I cannot wait.

>>261853
>Dianne Von Furstenburg has shit taste, even though she's a well known designer. Trust me guys, I know better.

The keks in this thread, I swear.

Also,

>stairwell at night

Beautiful, isn't it?

>>261856
>>261797
>It is a bit funky, isn't it? I like it. Has a mix of 70s feel with cutting edge modern. My interior designer is very good at what she does.
OH SHIT! I just realized! YOU are the interior designer that is why you are so butthurt mad that someone doesn't like your taste! Wahahahah. OMG. Classic.

I'm sure somebody who is Jewish enough to become the CEO of NBC spent $300k for a two week getaway at some shitty condo rather than, say, a five star hotel for 1/100th the price.

Come on man, you can get away with this shit on /b/ but not here.

Do you have any pictures with exif data, timestamps, or any actual proof that you aren't just a contractor or a real estate agent or something?

>>261860
>she's a well known designer.

Yeah, and Lady Gaga is the queen of fashion. What's wrong with you? This smells like an elaborate ruse. Tell us how you make your money and post financial proof.

>>261858

Unfortunately I don't want to put my house in jeopardy due to angsty neckbeards, but here's the view.

>>261863

It's true. He had boxes and boxes of personal belongings and clothes shipped there ahead of time.

Gotta pay the property taxes somehow. (close to half a million a year in property taxes)

>>261863

Also, if you knew anything ABOUT Aspen, you would know that accommodations are fairly limited. I suppose he could stay at Little Nells or the Ritz Carlton but it just wouldn't be done for Barry Diller to be seen with the common folk.

>>261870
>It's true.
But it's not, you're full of shit. Kek.

>>261862

No, I own the places.

>>261862
This. It is super obvious.

>>261874
Still haven't told us how you made your money or proved you aren't just a pleb with access to the homes.

>>261864

>Tell us how you make your money and post financial proof.

Let's just say I own close to 25 million shares of a major independent oil and natural gas producer.

>>261877
Another unverifiable claim. C'mon, dude. What are you so afraid of? So far all you've done is bragged about have a big dick. Show us a (financial) dick pic, big boi.

>>261877
People with networths $100million< don't post on 4chan.

>i'm the president and also own a small country

>>261877
Hey how much money does a good interior decorator (not saying you are a good one) make? My wife was thinking about doing it as a hobby.

Pity, I guess the Aspen vacationer left after he couldn't continue his troll. I really wanted to believe that a multi-millionaire would post on 4chan.

>>261881

>People with networths $100million< don't post on 4chan.

And you know this how?

>>261882

I'm not going to reveal my life story to you. I only wanted to dickslap OP for posting the same wannabe picture as he did 2 months ago.

>>261884

Obviously it depends. I can't really give you a number because some interior designers earn 7 figures for a project, and some earn 4. If you want my advice, tell her to learn luxury/upscale interior design so she's not designing Kmart bedrooms for peasants.

>>261894

Still here. Extremely rich people do lurk and post on 4chan. I'll ask again, where the fuck else do you think they go on the internet? Exclusive $1000/month chatrooms?

Oops, spoke too soon. He's back for more.

>>261895
>And you know this how?

Burden of proof is on you. I really don't see what the big deal is, nobody is asking you for your life story, but everyone else on this board who's demonstrated their wealth has been helpful. You're claiming to be the richest by a longshot and you've offered nothing in return. Nobody believes you and nobody even likes you. Even if you really are rich, you're still just a worthless troll, albeit one with a high net worth.

>>261897

I've already said too much.

>>261902
Right, because you're risking your job by pretending to be the owner. I get it, it was fun, but it's usually good etiquette to admit defeat when a ruse has failed.

>>261688
>60 hrs/week with only 2 weeks of vacation
I don't know why anyone is willing to do this. I'd quit after a year or two.

Hey guys, here's one of the rooms from just one of my many homes in Aspen (you can reverse Google search it if you don't believe me). Larry King and his wife even stayed here for 3 weeks for 500k. Crazy.

>>261907

Haha what is that thing? I wouldn't be caught dead in there.

>those ceilings

>>261903

No? It's because I've already given close to enough information to find out who I am. I'm not stupid, I know what neckbeards are capable of.

>>261913
Dude, nobody cares who you are. You can find out who Wipe is easily and yet nobody cares. Stop with these we r legun bullshit. All you've posted are a bunch of random pictures taken for no apparent reason other than to brag on a 4chan thread. Who are you trying to fool at this point?

>>261919

>nobody cares who you are, but just tell us, I'm dying to know

Comedy gold, m8. Let's just say much of my technologies helped the fracking boom take off in this country. It's not a financial path that's easily replicable, so go ask the buttcoiners how to get rich quick.

>>261866
>implying any of us neckbeards will do anything
keep posting bro, I love all this butthurt you're stirring up, it's so delicious
captcha: serving rtlyua

>>261921
so you single handedly developed a metric fuckton of technology?

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way

>>261921
Again, don't care who you are. Just wanted some advice and proof that only a millionaire could share. You should know that kind of knowledge is valuable. But I guess being a dick is more important to you than being helpful.

>>261922

Ok. Here's another room in the big house. Pretty funky, right?

>>261928

This is where my kids and their friends hang out and play. We call it the "far out room".

>>261923

In addition to owning a fuckton of the land in northern Texas where the techniques were implemented, yes.

>>261928
feels cozy, man

>>261814

Another angle of the dining room from the kitchen.

>>261913
No mystery here. You have already been exposed as an interior decorator. Although a very bad one with how poorly you designed that mans condo but hey to each their own. Its a respectable profession nothing to be ashamed of. Good solid work.

>>261932

It's all about the details.

>>261933

>You have already been exposed as an interior decorator

Lol. Could not be further from the truth. How are your buttcoins treating you?

>>261932
Okay, that's just too obvious. You had me up until that pic. Great job, though. Going to bed now.

The guy in this thread is:

1. Lying (most likely)

2. Born into wealth. He didnt do anything. Daddy owns everything.

>>261938
>>261932

Same area as >>261814

Just different camera. I'm flattered you think I'm so good at photography, though.

>>261938

Feel free to reverse google search any of these though.

>>261681
wow, such shit shoes- you really have no idea

>>261942

I felt the same way. That's why I went on a dick measuring rampage and drove OP out of his own thread.

>>261941
question.

in your money, did you find some to buy the moottles pass?

>>261942
>Brown wingtip oxfords are the good shoes for every second

nah m8, it really depends on pants.

>>261944

A 4chan pass? Mine just ran out and I've been meaning to renew. Why?

>Looking from the slopes

>>261947

A bit closer.

>>261946
I always wondered if someone bothered with the expence of good old moot.

also

>>261770
vase is shit and carpet colour is puke. fire who clueless child made this.

>>261951

I'm sorry you don't like it. I suspect you would feel different once you were inside it, however.

>>261953
I don`t think so. I mean, if I was in such a horrible design, I would probably try to scape through the window. and lets be honest, from that height? I would only break a leg.

>>261950
can you just post a timestamped picture with the house?
id say that everything would be declared that way..

Everyone shits on each other, but does anyone actually try and help each other out? There are obviously some who post here who have "made it in life". Everyone shits on them, but no one attempts to learn how they became successful and tries to get to where they are. It seems like jealous and pathetic people respond to these to try and bring them down, but they became successful one way or another and I hope to be like them one day. Respect.

>>261964

I'm not there right now. I'm in Santa Barbara staying at the Hollister Ranch.

>>261969
can you post a timestamped pic of what youre living in right now?
id suppose it wouldnt be something cheap..

>>261965
Interior designers have not "made it in life".

>>261971
kek aaaaand we are done here.

i wonder what life situations have made you lie in a threads on 4chan on this horrid scale.

>>261945
you're quite right.

As an Englishmen, we believe in black shoes to be worn with our navy suits

>>261965
well, the guy in here who supposedly 'made it' open admits to coming in here solely for the purpose of "financial dick waving". he also keeps referring to us as peasants

>>262022
hasn't posted a single timestamped pic of him in a nice place. he also talks like a fag

99% sure he's just an elaborate troll

>>261681

>cheap shitty PVC leather square tipped shoes
>implying anyone will ever take you seriously

So for those who aren't posers, how'd you get rich?
What did you do to get to this level?
Education, work experience, friends etc, I wanna know it all.

DO YOU WORK AT BLACKSTONE?

Seriously though,are you chinese. How can you work in BJ if you're not chinese?

>I am probably the only person who works in front-office finance here.

Nope, but good job.

>>262068

I always wondered. You guys have nice pay and all but why don't you open up your own little investment firm/brokerage and cater to average joes and small businesses instead?

It won't be as exciting but it is relatively less stressful and you are your own boss. And when you're fed up you can sell it onwards and retire.

>>261969
Great house m8

>>262075
Yeah, it's that easy. Just sell it for 100 million dollars when you get fed up.

>how2learn2rich

Read this fagets

>>261793
Why ruin it with those chairs and carpet?

>>262078
Gr8 b8 m8 i r8 it an 8/8

>>261764
what do you do to have so much money you can afford multiple expensive homes?

inb4 trustfund babby

>OP is someone in a well-sought after position in finance
>makes a thread and is willing to answer questions about his job
>everyone is jelly of his income
>literally every post is about his post-tax income, the hours he works, his watch
>some trustfund babby is so mad that he's not getting attention that he posts pictures of his homes
this board was never good

>tfw I get paid as much as op working in the back office

>>262145
Poor OP. The trust fund babby, though.

>I-I swear it's the real deal I paid a lot for this it must look g-good, my designer friend said so!
lel.

Oh man, this thread still. Anyway, do a quick search for $25 million homes in Aspen. You'll find huge mansions isolated on sprawling estates, not post-modern McMansions like >>261947 >>261950 cramped next to other McMansions whose greatest amenity is a shitty BBQ. You think a billionaire like Barry Diller is going to stay in that peasant's house? And c'mon, a person responsible for innovative fracking tech is going to come on 4chan and have an e-stat contest? Could this shitheel even explain the physics behind fracking? Trustfund baby got BTFO with his shit taste in design. Someone should find his house on Google maps and send him a copy of Interior Design for Dummies.

Buttfags thinks buttcoins will replace money, requiring every single person to start using buttcoins. I can just imagine a bunch of autists trying to explain to their grandparents why their Social Security checks have to be downloaded on the computer.

How little do technical skills matter? Do you stop learning anything new after a few months and then all work is either relationships/dicksucking or a grind at the computer?

If I'm an engineering student in the UK with no finance experience, would it help when applying for internships with banks if I invested a few thousand in stocks and then put it on my CV? Is this viewed as luck by professionals? (same for FOREX)

>>262212
As an engineer I have seen too many of our kind fall victim to their own arrogance and lose a lot of money on the stock market

>>262188

Why does it matter that he is a trust fund baby?

Jealousy aside, as long as the dollar is fungible he is just as wealthy as anyone who started out middle class and built his wealth over time. I really do not understand the hate.

>>262246
It's not because he's wealthy, it because he's a giant faggot who offers nothing to this board. He didn't earn his money, so he can't give anyone any business advice. OP was at least offering to share some knowledge until this trustfund baby derailed the thread with his rich-dick trolling.

>>262250
>It's not because he's wealthy, it because he's a giant faggot who offers nothing to this board.

You aren't entitled to his thoughts/knowledge and you aren't offering anything yourself.

>He didn't earn his money, so he can't give anyone any business advice.

>things poor people say

OP was at least offering to share some knowledge until this trustfund baby derailed the thread with his rich-dick trolling.

Like what? I don't see it? OP was just bragging himself.

OP should just delete this thread and start over after he learns to not be an insecure cunt and fall for obvious bait in the very first reply in the thread

>mfw I don't have to do a shitty 60hours/week job because my family is rich

OP, excuse all the butthurt and envy in this thread. Serious question, what did you do immediately after highschool ? Job? How young did you become financially literate ?

>tfw you will never be a trust fund baby
>tfw you will never be born in rich papa


how do i cope with this

I've always wanted a super nice apartment in a High Rise complex.

A place with high ceilings, a gorgeous sunny view and a nice deck.

Those homes look lonely, op. And you have so many.

So empty.

>>261681
How did you get into your job? Did you work at a BB first or go straight to PE after undegrad?

>>261709
>only remembering the days when you made a profit

>>261681
What do you invest your extra money in

>>261939
well that's not nessecarily true, but all I know, is that if I made even 200k year, I would never even come near this site. I would have so many better ways to spend my time and money.

I know this to be true, because when I was at high points in my life, I was away from this site for weeks.

>>262353
>I know this to be true, because when I was at high points in my life, I was away from this site for weeks.

You just made me realise something about myself too - but earning a lot of money has nothing to do with being at a high point in your life. I have reasonable chances of getting a good job once I leave university but I think I'll be coming here forever.

>>262399
I-I want off the train

>>261746
I was on your side, you mongoloid

>>261905
that's literally what i did but it was worth it. i was able to save ~75k and get a head start investing in my early 20s. now i work in development like everyone else but I already have financial stability

>>262722
what is this "development"? I hear it thrown around a lot when people talk about exit ops from finance, but what do you actually do?

Is it better hours/less pay or something?

>>261838
So, I assume it`s daddy`s money and house huh? If you actually earned that yourself you wouldn`t have time to troll around here.

>>261681
what doe you do all day long? like what tasks come up on an average day?

>no timestamp

>>261735

>Especially when nobody except you knows what they're worth or can tell the difference between those and items a quarter of the price.

The dude is practically wearing Grandpa shoes. You don't have to go all out, but jesus, you should try to maintain some level of style.

>>264096
Easily done

>>262340
Right here

okay op any tips for becoming a private equity associate? What should i major in or does it not matter. If i go case western do i have any shoot of making it or would I have to transfer to ivy to have a chance?

>>262277
Indeed. Also, he should trip (I know we have IDs, but to make it more obvious).

>>264111

This guy knows. There is definitely a quality gap between your Rockports and a pair of Ferragamos.

>>261950

Slope side at Aspen Highlands?

>>264194
>There is definitely a quality gap between your Rockports and a pair of Ferragamos.
I'm sure. But, I'm also betting Rockports are the more comfortable. I wear Rockports 'cause they will pass for dress shoes and my New Balance won't. Some of you may be in a career where you are pressured to spend more on clothing, but very, very few clients will even notice and fewer still will care.

>>261688
>60 hrs/week

Fuck that.

Did you go to an Ivy league? What did you major in? Is there hope for us going to no name schools? Are we gonna make it b-brah?

What the fuck /biz/ my "what would you do with x amount of money thread?" got deleted earlier but this shit is still up? This board is full of fucking faggots.

>>261681
Private equity is not "front office". Front office is sales, trading, research and IB.

dis is me place down unda here in Ostralia mates! rate it cobbers. Maybe if yer lucky I'll let ya cum ova for some shrimp on teh barby. cost 3Mil$$$

>>261681
You posted this picture already saying you were a trustfund babby.

Just bugger off.

>>261769
>not for a bunch of insecure faggots to start waving their dicks
>spends half the thread posting pictures of all the hotels he stays in

>>261804
>>261792
Shocker. No answer.

OP, help me out with an internship plz. I am a smart Jewish kid at a good school.