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>>26182337
Give your mom the hot beef injection

It's not like you were ever gonna have kids anyway.

>>26182337
Bribe the doctor to sign your card without actually giving you a shot, in Minecraft of course. There's a 50/50 chance he doesn't think the vaccine's safe himself so it's not hard.

HAHAHAHA it wasnt mom, it was Klaus. There is no escape wagie. No babies for you.

>>26182337
sign her up for a blow job

>>26182337
Haha runaway from home, in Minecraft

>>26182337
Killing her would be a Good thing to do.
But you will choose Evil, and get vaccinated.

I would just not go

Get vaxxed so you can develop autism and maximize your portfolio

>>26182337
You need to be an adult to post her, kevin

>>26182337
>>26182407

>>26182337
I recommend it OP. I've had both shots; first one caused a few days of tenderness at injection site, second one provoked some chills and myalgias after about 12 hours which cleared pretty quickly. No palsy or anaphylaxis yet! In theory I'm a still a few weeks from full immunity, but it feels great to have it done and know I won't get hammered by the rona.

>>26182337
take the fucking shot you idiot

>>26182337
Read her the API3 whitepaper.

>>26182337
wear pic related on vax day, the needle will deposit the nanobot brain control gene therapy liquid harmlessly into your chinese foam arm, while the asian THOT nurse wets her pants with her wet pussy at how manly you are and demands your semen in the janitor closet of the doctor office

>>26183397
Good good all the normies will get vaccinated so I won’t have to

get vaccinated
schizos like you should be vaccinated by force

>>26182337
wait, i was going to get it but you guys are making me nervous now! are there any boards on this site where i can read more about what the vaccine might do to me?

>>26183484
kek

>>26182337
It’s not a vaccine, it’s gene editing technology
t.not a shizo

>>26182337
i would try bribery. see if the nurse or whatever will just sign the papers and say you got it.

>>26183699
There were some very good threads on /sci/, they may be archived now but search one or two of those out. The mRNA vaccines are super interesting and a wonder of modern science.

>>26184118
Can you share a link to them

>>26184118
not that difficult to understand. they send a chain of nucleic acids that are meant to transcribe a particular protein. my questions would be more along the lines of manufacturing/storage/delivery and the consistency of results. are most of them going to take it? I'm not touching the shit.

>>26184933
Try this one fren: >>/sci/thread/12418658

>>26185149
Cons:
>mRNA medicine has never been approved until 2020 due to poor safety and efficacy
>might not work
>not tested extensively compared to every other drug (given emergency approval)
>side effects are apparently harsh
Pros:
>might work
>tested extensively (30k study participants) over a 6 month period
>approved by the FDA (or respective international org)
>amount of mRNA in the vaccine is lower than other attempted mRNA therapies, in fact vaccines may end up being the only legit use of mRNA drugs
>decades of development (2.5 decades)

>>26185436
from what I'm seeing the gen consensus is get the vax if you are an "at risk" group, as in 70+ or comorbidities. don't get the vax if you aren't at risk. which is more sensible than I was expecting from them. literally no reason for me to get a vax I don't need.

>>26183397
You are whats wrong with society. Kys

>>26183487
yeah that's not how this works anon

>>26182337
Convert to Christian Science and instead pray the COVID away.

>>26185644
it's not for you kiddo. it's for everyone else. westerners will never understand about considering other people in society.

>>26183699
/pol/ will tell you all you need to know about the vaccine.

>>26182337
Tie your mom to a chair a la cloxkwork orange make her watch every episode of the highwire with del.

>>26182337
Tell her you respectively decline because you don't want to prevent someone else in a higher risk group from getting one. Shell think you're a hero

>>26182480
There’s a card going around. I can pull it up if any interest

>>26185728
everyone else can go fuck themselves. why are they concerned about me? didn't they get vaccinated? they shouldn't have anything to worry about if they were vaccinated right? cause it not like the vaccine doesn't work or why would they get it?

fuck off with your sanctimonious bullshit. you are not entitled to my body. shove that vax up your ass and fuck off

>>26183397
Lotta good that did you
https://deadline.com/2021/01/another-new-covid-19-variant-in-l-a-vaccine-resistant-denmark-1234675834/amp/

>>26182337
Sign a non-consent form.

>>26182337
Tell her you read it doesn't stopp you from catching and transmitting covid, and ask her what it's vaccinating against if it doesn't even immunize you and is about as deadly as the disease itself.

>>26185728
>JUST TRUST THE SCIENCE GOY

>>26185695
Back to /pol/ with you, retard

>>26185867
There is no evidence that any of the new variants have resulted in significant antigen changes--the vaccine should remain effective

>>26182337
You must be over 18 to post here fren

>>26182480
>risking your medical license for 200 dollars
How about you just go to mexico and do it there then? Mexican doctors will do whatever for a bottle of tequila. These covid passports will be a globalist project anyways so a shot taken in mexico should be just as good as one taken in the us.

>>26182337
You show her this clip from a tv show
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKM5HFMgqw_/

>>26182480
>in Minecraft of course

>>26186561
If this was the case though, why didnt they inject everyone in africa first?

>>26182337
Medfag here. Received both doses and still kicking

>>26182337
Lol. Does mommy still breastfeed you also?