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I have lost everything, and I'm not sure how to continue. This summer I invested $17,500 (six months salary and my entire life savings) into ornamental gourd futures, hoping to capitalize on this lucrative emerging industry. After watching a video about Vincent Kosuga and his monopoly on onions, I decided I'd try to do something similar with another vegetable. I did some research and found out many agricultural forecasters expected this year's gourd yield would be far smaller than the past, due to deteriorating soil conditions in central Mexico and a warmer-than-average spring. At first, demand soared around Halloween and prices skyrocketed, but the gourd bubble burst on November 12th. Unfortunately, the coronavirus caused a massive drop-off in demand due to fewer families decorating their tables for thanksgiving, and prices plummeted. I had invested early enough that I thought I would still be fine, but then on the morning of December 2nd, a new email in my inbox caused my stomach to turn into a pretzel. The massive gourd shipment from Argentina, scheduled for early March, had arrived. I was planning on selling off my futures right before this, in February, but this ruined everything. To top it off, the gourds in this shipment were absolutely gargantuan, some topping 4 pounds each, causing the price-per-pound to drop like an anchor into the range of 6 cents per pound. I am ruined.

>> No.26182419

>>26182354
No more gourd futures anon. Put the shit down

>> No.26182443

>>26182354
Same.

>> No.26182451

>>26182354
Holy shit what a retard

Literally just close your eyes and buy some top 25 crypto and you would have made 5x since October

>> No.26182473

Good gourd how stupid can you bee

>> No.26182494

>>26182354
Incredible

>> No.26182505
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26182505

>>26182354
Anonnette... the Gourds...

>> No.26182523

i x50 my initial investment with an indoor cattle market

>> No.26182546

>>26182354
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/kzoh1c/i_am_financially_ruined_agricultural_futures/

>> No.26182616

>>26182546
why does reddit still come to this site
literally all they can do is shill tesla and pltr at least here there're some reasonable anons

>> No.26182623

>>26182354
You are not ruined anon.
You were a poorfag before and still are.
Nothing changed.
Ruined means you were rich and became poor.

>> No.26182813

Who in the fuck goes all in gourd futures. If this is real you better sell that shit for whatever you can get right now, I dont care if you have to rent a box truck and drive around the country for 4 weeks you do it until you sell everyone of those bulging worthless oriental table ornaments and you take every last cent and you buy as many fucking linkies as you can and you join the link baragde. This is the only way you will ever have any chance to redeem yourself

>> No.26182980

>>26182354
>ornamental gourd
Why?

>> No.26183027

>>26182813
Are you autistic?