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He’s listed before CZ...

idk but i am gonna simp another 1k linkies if we dip below 20 again

>>26174970
It will be the same exact slides as always

>>26174970
>>26175022
Most likely marketing. They know linkies are loud on Twitter

>>26174970
moon lambos

>>26175237
Eh. We’ve been loud for a long time now and he’s done plenty of conferences where he wasn’t top billed.

>>26174970
Sergers never announces anything on these panels. He is just going to reiterate what LINK does and to spread awareness, like he has done the past 3 years. The real juicy stuff happens at private shillings behind the scenes with the big boys, all big partnerships are always shared on Twitter first and any advancements in the tech are posted in the form of blogs on the website.
I would love to be wrong though, and of course reserved a ticket.

>>26175390
It’s not a panel.
He announced mainnet during a conference speech.

>>26175476
Shit, it does say panel. Wtf man.

>>26175476
Do you remember which conference? I remember reading about the mainnet announcement and seeing Sergey speak about it, but I can't remember the order. I thought mainnet was announced in a feb 2019 blogpost, to be released late march. Good times.

Still doubt he will announce anything important at that Chinese scammer's conference though

>>26175813
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oBjq-cV2BkI

>>26174970
$100 soon

>>26175022
Sergey is more important than CZ.

>>26174970

peep this:

>>26176119

>>26175232
This. /thread

>>26176349
Time stamp?

>>26175022
Yeah yeah... Read that shit way to often in regards to Waltonchain, VeChain...

>Dude, look at that order, he's right next to Jack Ma and the president's sistercousin, DUDE! That means he is sucking high rank cocks, Alibaba will carry our bags!!1

Look at the crap now.

>>26176518
Idk anything about wanchain but I think we are right to suspect something is right around the corner for link.

>>26174970
Pancake defi option market and lottery powered by chainlink. But pssst

>>26175232
Hey, anyone saved that slides? Satoshi lost his usb driver at McDonald's, yesterday. If someone saved, please share.

>>26175232
same shirt
same slides

Im expecting a pump leading up to the event then it will dump. Im selling in two weeks, this shit always happens to LINK.

>>26175240
Thanks, got more like this?

>>26176677
Sergery is updating his wardrobe for the event with something more appropriate for his station

>"Alright well... here we have Mr Sergey Nazarov, representing Smartcontract and their flagship blockchain oracle project, Chainlink! Please welcome Sergey to the stage"
>light applause gives way to the sound of heavy breathing and clipping as the sound of moist meat rubbing on flannel reverberates throughout the venue
>Sergey lumbers out on stage, carefully judging the distance between each step and taking several minutes to traverse the tiny set of stairs due to his prodigious bulk
>He stops at the top, wiping his brow vigorously. When his hand drops, his eyes are bloodshot and glazed, and he has mustard stains on his collar. He has either not noticed this or simply doesn't care.
>A brief look of surprise crosses his face as he remembers where he is
>"Ah so uh... funda...fundamentally"
>he fumbles with his little clicker and almost drops it after fishing it out of his pockets, which also seem to contain several spicy shaker fry packets from McDonalds
>one falls to the floor, and he turns away from the stage as if this will hide the fact that he is just sucking on his finger after dipping it in the bag
>"Yannow... I think I'll just let this neato little presentation present itself! Haha... there's a surprise at the end."
>He clicks through the slides on the projector for several minutes, yawning audibly and checking his phone as he does so.
>A smile creeps across his face as he nears the end of the presentation.
>"Oh, here's the new part."
>the last slide shows a new transaction from the usual wallet, this time selling off 1.4 million tokens in one batch
>he makes a hand gesture at the effects booth, and a small pyrotechnics display fires off while fresh fifty dollar bills rain down from above the stage
>he lies down in the money pile and makes a money angel as the curtains draw closed
>he is later seen being carried out on a stretcher to his limo, not because he is injured but because he is asleep

>>26175022
Oh herro you rist me first preese.

>>26175022
unironically what a fucking chad holy shit

>”ah, so um... I guess I was planning on doing this later, but I’ve been advised now is an ok time. “
>Sergey boots up and obscure program
>”heh, it’s been a while, but this should work.”
>thousands of people get notifications on their phones around the globe
>”ok let’s look at that on blockchain dot com”
>Genesis Block 0 sent .00000001BTC to ChainLink BTC Wallet.
>”I guess that’s proof enough, right guys?”
>”sorry Craig, better luck next time.”

>>26176100
Checked.

>>26175022
checked Sergey is a fucking shark