/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26161648
buy some kneepads

>>26161648
Buy AVAX and stake at 10% income per year. You’re young enough to benefit greatly from compound interest.

>>26161681
serious answers only

>>26161648
Get a job at your dads company making six figures a year or you're fucked at this point. Worst period ever to become an adult.

This isn't the most helpful in the short term but invest in education training and yourself. If you improve your value by 10% then you'll be on a drastically different course in a few years

Invest in shitcoins. Keep going all in and reinvesting until you hit 10k, then diversify into top 100 coins.

>>26161648
Invest all of it in to Freedom Reserve. ignore all other advice its just noise

>>26161859
so bitcoin and what else

>>26161648
What's your employment newfag?

>>26161767
buy kneepads

>>26161951
I have never been employed.fuck off with the "get a job shit" I know this board is all about crypto n shiet so tell me about that

>>26161905
Shitcoins you fucking dumbass. Are you a newfag? Lurk more then, you’re unqualified to invest in crypto or go back to r/cryptocurrency

>>26162053
>18
>unemployed
expect 400 quid to become 10k
fuck off niggnog

>>26162053
>I only have £400
>how can I never have to work a day in my life

>>26162053
dont snap at us with that teenage angst, you little runt. You will either lose all your money in crypto listening to anyone on this board or see such little return that the whole endeavour will have been pointless. Get a job. And if your so hell bent on investing your little chump change then just buy bitcoin when it dips, or gamble it all away on shitcoins for all I care.

>>26162053
I bet youre from some southern shithole if not from London based on how much you sound like a nigger.

FAGGOT

if you need to ask you're ngmi. realistically you can hope for about 200 profit if you picked a profitable shitcoin and went all in, but the gas fee would be disproportionately large to your profits. the best advice I could give you would be to throw a hundred in on coinbase, buy a couple link to hold and short trade the rest (leave it on the exchange, it's not enough to be worth storing), you'll probably lose some money short trading but you'll gain some experience in investing/trading. lastly, don't gamble on leverage.

>>26162135
Obviously im a newfag on /biz/ why else would I be asking this question

>>26162851
23 yo here
when I was your age I chuckled some money in eth. Threw in some more over the years. Threw it all in LINK and LP, worth 110k now.
dunno in what you should invest to get the same results though.

>>26161648
Fake schizophrenia and get on disability and whatever housing plan you have in your country. Or get your parents to buy you a house and get on neet bucks.

This all assuming you don't want to work. If you do just get a job like everyone else.

>>26162851
Theres being a newfag and theres literally not doing any research before posting.

>>26161648
serve in the military

>>26163061
fuck yourself faggot

all in solid lowmcap (1mln~) coin and wait