/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Norf FC /smg/ chant:

>I've conqured all the cheapies
>I'm never gonna stop
>Steel and tech and pharma
>I've bought the fucking lot

>Lots of shares in Tesla
>and some in gamestop too
>I'm a big fat bastid
>cause a act like am a jew
>ole ole ole
>ole ole ole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=596vi4HLNj4

GHIV

>negroes don't invest
>market still closed on negro day
wtf

All into CLF calls Tuesday

>Sell your crypto stocks. Are you stupid? Don’t you know it’s all gonna crash on the 15th?

>>26155622
drugs are a hell of a drugs. I bet that guy came back to assault the cashier for being racist

>>26155570
Can I buy puts on the S&P on a european exchange today?

I just bought 20 TWTR shares. How retarded am I?

>>26155622
why is putting his money in there anyway? isn't he meant to hand it to the cashier?

>>26155606
What is the best place up NORF to visit as a Burger?

>get sniped by CIA
>get a holiday named after you

Was it worth it?

>>26155606
Fucking based. If the markets weren't closed I'd be buying 1000 shares of RYCEY.

>>26155804
moderately retarded

>>26155804
gme is a tenbagger. I don't judge stocks by the company anymore.

>>26155804
Pretty retarded. Regardless of their shit financials and pozzed leadership, you’re investing in the platform that’s responsible for the death of free thought

>I promise to destroy the oil industry and scare the shit out of all shareholders

>>26155888
How's that any different from investing in PLTR? It's gonna happen anyway might as well make money off of it.

>>26155916
Warren buffet did say that his family regretted not shorting horses when cars came out.

>>26155815
Do you want to see fat alcoholics or nice places? For fat alcoholics go to Liverpool, for nice places go to York/Harrogate.

If you want to see a real shithole go to Rochdale or Huddersfield (voted the worst place to live in the UK), if you want to get culturally enriched go to Bradford.

>>26155847
>>26155888
Alright I was expecting worse

>>26155937
TWTR and PLTR are not comparable

>>26155825
Technically the FBI who killed him.
But I like your spunk anon

>>26155944
How do I short self-hating whites?

Where do I short the american stock market today?!!!!!

Isn't there some product on european markets that let me do this?

>>26155949
>Huddersfield (voted the worst place to live in the UK)
Elaborate. I'm very interested now. What makes it so terrible?

>>26155916
>>26155944

But seriously, Biden is fucking up already. Oil is essential for building and construction. I’m now predicting 20% unemployment under Biden.

>>26155937
PLTR has military contracts and possesses technology we probably can’t comprehend. TWTR has neither. I’ve never once thought to compare the two companies I have no idea why you would

The final days to buy MindMed before Nasdaq uplisting are upon us. Buy the stock before it is too late.

>>26155876
Yeah. I'm expecting TWTR to go up because of either:
1. Them unbanning Trump eventually, or
2. Biden starting to use Twitter

>>26155997

Some deep state agency got him. MLK did rally people but Malcom X had a better message and wanted to express it through violence.

>>26155804
Twitter was on its death bed before Trump. If they turn around their policies they could make a comeback, but as I see it they're on borrowed time.

>>26155949
I’ve been to England roughly 7 times and I probably won’t be going back. It’s too expensive, many people are rude and the buildings were built for medieval peasants.

Why don’t you fuckers ever tear anything down and build buildings for modernly-sized people?

>>26155960
You're actually pretty retarded. Trump was the motor that kept twitter moving, whithout him and with Biden in power, the amount of people going there to argue is going to decrease tremendously.

Twitter peaked and now has nowhere to go but down.

>GS2C
>GME up to USD$41.64 right now
but volume is 10K lol
this is probably just manipulation again so some bulls can dump their bags on reddit like November 30

>>26155815
>>26155949
>Huddersfield
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huddersfield_grooming_gang
>Rochdale
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rochdale_child_sex_abuse_ring
>Bradford
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keighley_child_sex_abuse_ring
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_child_sex_abuse_ring

Checks out.

Thoughts on APXT?

>>26156111
Yes but I'm betting on them unbanning Drumpf

Market is really closed for mlk.
Why is America so obsessed with blacks. It's all so tiresome.

>>26156105
>modernly-sized people?

>t. amerishart

>>26156068
>Biden starting to use twitter
He already does, bucko.
Nobody is interested in his old man ramblings tho.

>>26156152
Look at futures, bubba

>>26156148
Lol never happening. They’ve planted a flag on the hill they’ll die on.

>>26155986
>>26156041
Both are critical to the death of the west. Both are dystopian companies.

my only life regret is that i didn't save more of those SHART IN MART images when that meme peaked on /int/ a few years ago

>>26155888
>>26156111
2 trips telling me I'm retarded for getting TWTR shares actually looks like a buy signal

>>26156179
I want to get liberals on calling fat people “modernly sized” now

>>26156012
It's hard to convey just how SHITE Huddersfield is by text, you really have to experience it, piles of brutalist grey concrete, the inhabitants are retarded mongrels, it's a horribly oppressive place that hope goes to die.

Stolen from ilivehere:

>My advice to those considering migrating to Huddersfield and intend to set-up home in the Sheepridge/Deighton areas, is to first consider the minimum qualifying requirements:

>Must have a minimum of three kids, of which at least one must be 50% genetically unrelated to the other two. (Preferably diagnosed with ADHD)
>Must have a BMI greater than 30.
>Have teeth like a burnt-out fusebox
>Have a 52 inch tv paid for by the state.
>Have a shopping trolley and a mattress in your shit tip of a garden.
>Have a dog (preferably Staffy or Pit-bull).
>Finally and most importantly; must qualify for Universal Credit (State benefits).

>>26156001

you can't buy shit today. it takes a few days to set up any account in the stock market.

>>26156229
Fair enough hope it works out for you anon

>>26156105
>people were rude
I would expect nothing less frankly. Especially as an american I would expect to be harassed the whole time but thats part of the charm. I eventually would get to leave, they still have to live in bongland.
>>26156229
Don't let anyone tell you that twitter is going to die. That's just /pol/ copium. The united States population is officially on board with destroying their own freedoms so they don't look racist. Twitter is going anywhere.

WHY IS THE FUCKING STOCK MARKET CLOSED TODAY???

I WANT TO BUY SOME FUCKING CLF!!!

why is it closed?
explain yourselves, amerifags

>>26156260
Oh so it's basically a trailer park

>>26156179
Manlets will never understand. It's not fun to hit your head on doorways. Yuro women are nice and petite but I have no interest in going somewhere built for people who max out at 5'8.

>>26156260
I remember a medfag friend of mine got a job in Huddersfield hospital and said it was one of the most depressing places he’s ever stayed in....he grew up in South London too

>>26156317
>>26156349
National nigger day. Wish I was joking

>>26156349
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/shopping/2021/01/18/martin-luther-king-jr-day-2021-stock-market-closed/4168234001/

>>26156317
Same bro. I should have got some on Friday. Even if tomorrow is red I think CLF will pump.

are SPACs free money?

>>26155999
by buying chinese stocks

>>26156179
If weight were the problem then the English wouldn’t be able to use the building themselves.

>>26156356
No, I'd say it's much worse than that, think Detroit but with more alcoholic inbreeding, Victorian terraced houses originally made of sandstone turned black from coal pollution, every one of them with a broken fridge or 70's sofa in the front garden, the road down the middle being barely wide enough to fit one car, yet cars parked on the pavement on both sides.

>>26156378
>>26156391
but he was born on the 15th? and now it's 18th??
hello?

>>26156276
I have a broker.
Just wondering if there are options that trade on european exchanges that are related to future market action in the states.
I feel a big red opening is coming and I wanted to short now.

>>26156456
It’s always the third Monday of january

I know what to long when the market is low and about to pump, but what do I short when the market is high and about to dump?

>>26156456
If it was always the 15th and it ended up on a saturday or sunday niggers would riot.

>>26156536
If you ever figure out how to time your shorts, come back and tell us.

Going to grab some T leaps this week they’re stupid cheap

bros...hong kong stocks are mooning
i think im living in the wrong country

>>26156567
You wait until you think "holy shit this is impossibly high wtf I never thought it'd get this high this quickly" based on an ETF (not a single stock).

>>26156452
When I visit I'm gonna need you to be my tour guide and show me the most disgusting places in bongland.
Bonus points if you can find me the bong equivalent to this guy.
https://youtu.be/3VA9vuId3ds

>>26156536
Look at whose next on the chopping block. Whose the weakest link in the chain?

>AUP.TO

Glad i held over the weekend

Alright boys, I've got some short term holds playing out soon and im shopping for more LEAPS with the payout. I've already got VALE and im looking at CLF but I want to buy something in another sector. What are you looking at buying?

>>26156622
why would you ever want to live in hong kong (china)?
buying their stocks yes but why live there?

>>26156638
I mean, that's all indices after March 2020 imo.

>>26156638
>holy shit this is impossibly high wtf I never thought it'd get this high this quickly
that's bullish though. bull markets typically end in euphoria, not fear.

>>26156402
I'm not interested in donating money to China. They fund twitter and facebook to push out anti-white propaganda.

>>26156517
>>26156561
yea, you are like
>MLK you were a great guy, but we won't remember you right now, but a few days later so we can slack off from work
Our first king who lived 1000 yrs ago and is also a Saint, has a national holiday here, and if it's on a weekend hey, bad luck, we can remember him either way.

>>26156678
chinese century 美国猪恶心

>>26156678

If you fart in the wrong direction, they will throw you in China jail.

Anyone else going to buy puts on TRP?

>>26155570
>https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/GS2C.F?p=GS2C.F&.tsrc=fin-srch
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Okay im trying to trim down my portfolio into 2-4 stocks, one or two of which to safehold my money and the rest to gamble on options etc. This is my portfolio, around 22k total liquidity
>TSM (equity)
>TSLA (equity)
>BNKU (equity)
>BBBY (yolo Feb 2021 and LEAPS 2022 calls)
>CRBP (borderline pennystock i have April 2021 yolo calls on )
>CAN (chinese bitcoin hardware manufacturer i have yolo Feb 2021 calls on pursuant to a dark pool order filled for them last week on Jan 14th )


Which stocks do i get rid of and which stocks do i just transfer most of my cash to? I am thinking I just dump all of my equity cash into the BNKU banking etf and then keep my retarded options gambles

How many of you have just bought memew shilled in this general and managed to make money off it?

>>26156644
Just any country pub will have some old geezers in it with strong accents. We have such a range, heres some Cornish lads:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

And some Geordie ones, other end of the country:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY4TT3VtR8o

I’M GOING TO LAY IN BED AND WATCH ANIME. JUST TRY AND STOP ME

>>26156681
I mean more like a short term thing, like ARKK at almost $148 on Friday morning.

>>26156772
got early into clf and gme, feel like a dog chasing a car, once I hit the target I will have no fucking clue what to do whit it

How am I supposed to accumulate this illiquid penny stock if the level 2 looks like this?
It's trading at "0.71" but in reality I have to pay like a +2.8% premium to actually get some shares since there's only 1.5K shares selling at 0.72 and the rest it at 0.73?

Do I just bite the bullet??

>>26156788
Valuations are relative, as long as real yields on bonds are negative stocks will continue to go higher, people that don't understand this won't make money for the next 2-3 years

Goals: Sell PLTR around 100+ per share

Sell GTE 3+

Known obstacles: i have no idea what I’m doing and I’m a little bit retarded

Known strengths: I’m ok with losing tons of money and not selling my shares

Am I gonna make it?

>>26156811
Anon. If you don’t have some sort of exit plan, you aren’t an investor, you are just a gambler.

>>26156783
True Geordie has an easy accent on the ears. I watch the Premier League all day long sometimes because im a divegrassfag and its funny to observe all the wonky accents the Isles have to offer. I'd say most of you sound like unintelligible snaggletoothed inbreds (Yorkshire accent, scouses) but some accents definitely sound nice like Geordie accents

JUST OPEN THE MARKETS AND LET IT CRASH ALREADY I CANT TAKE IT

>>26156741
Holy fuck I hope it stays like this on burger markets tomorrow

>>26156211
Would not say that. PLTR does not do data mining, they do not sell data and they have privacy protection built in as a part of their products. Big Data is going to be a part of everyone's future. I would rather invest in a company that believes in the supremacy of the west and doesn't think it's foundations are rotten.

>>26156583
>T leaps are cheap
Probably because it has gone up $3 since the covid dump

when buying LEAPs do you guys go ITM or go way out?

>>26156858
So you're saying it's some kind of new paradigm...

>>26156769
If you're really going to trim down to that extent isn't your best bet an ETF for the more stable portion at least? I guess that depends on your risk appetite™ but I have a lot of money parked in ILCN, and have 0 concerns over it.
just read the rest of your post, out of those options I would say go for BNKU, it's better than bitcoin-related stocks or TSLA in my opinion, even if it wouldn't be my first choice. Your money anon :^)

>>26156986
Depends on the stock bruv. For incredibly high IV LEAPS i buy ITM. For LEAPS which are garbage value stocks which have potential to go up like NOK i buy far OTM LEAPS

Actually NOK is a prime example of a far OTM LEAPS play

>>26156772
I made more than enough off MARA to stay up through last week. I'm a little bummed I sold my Comfy Cliffs, but that went into MARA so I'm considering it a net win regardless.

In general I trust you faggots. Some of you post bullshit but I've been here long enough to have a good nose for it.

What are some good dividend stocks to hold?

>>26157046
thanks

Silver broke $25. Next stop is $28

>>26157083
I'm working on acquiring these

>>26156996
I'm saying if you think stocks are in a bubble, bond are in an omega bubble (funded by the fed)
multi billion dollar funds that are normally okay with a 4-5% yield in bonds are forced to chase memes like the meth smoking, prostitute murdering monkesy on this board

>>26157044
ICLN*

>>26155916
>mfw I'm full of WMB and Kinder Morgan stocks
>mfw they will have more business than ever
Good shit. Oil cannot be killed. You just have to be properly hedged.

>>26156858
Anon you made a 20% return with the longterm US treasuries last year (better than the S&P)

>>26156863
My exit target for GME was at first selling half at 20 to recover my initial, but shit blew past it too fucking fast and kept going, so the degenerate gambler in my took over and I put more fucking money on it, you're right but I do have most of my assets on safer things

>>26157044
>If you're really going to trim down to that extent isn't your best bet an ETF for the more stable portion at least?
Yes, that is my thinking.
> guess that depends on your risk appetite™
My portfolio value is low and my risk appetite ™ is quite high. I believe diversification™ is a meme so i basically am buying into a banking sector etf (BNKU) which is expected to 2x through 2021 as the banking sector will get re-invigorated by Biden.

>Just read the rest of your post, out of those options I would say go for BNKU

So you would say dump all my equity into BNKU (the banking etf which is sector wide like ICLN)? Because the bitcoin stock is an options play. Which one of those options plays would you keep? Or would you just keep all of the options gambles I have to spread my money out more and be less risky and consolidate all my equity money into BNKU?

I've just been feeling that for small fish like me, diversification ™ is a huge meme and i can make way more from just dumping almost all my cash a stock guaranteed to go up

>>26157182
It's not that I think that stocks are in a bubble, but I see the whole market as overall going through waves, sometimes it goes up, sometimes it goes down. I know what to hold when it goes up, but not what's best/safest to short when it goes down. Obviously it would be best to short something (probably an ETF) that generally has limited upside.

>>26157214
Hmm I wonder who could have caused that? HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>burgers can't trade
>nothing from me dumps

>>26156678
Hong Kong is pretty much a tax haven for traders, same goes for Thailand which is the country I'm going for in a couple of years.

>>26157162
Has this list been updated at all?

>>26157306
afaik this has been updated for this year

>>26157221
Well I would say you're right about diversification, an ETF is free diversification (within that sector) anyway. When it comes to options though it would be dishonest of me to suggest anything; I don't do leverage because I'm a scared little bitch who hates the thought of deadlines. Good luck to you anon

Does anybody know where I can get some help for my autism?

>>26157380
>it comes to options though it would be dishonest of me to suggest anything
No bro just give me arbitrary uneducated advice on an investment method you have little to no experience in

>no real Xiaomi dip today
>just goes up
NANI

>>26157389
Bottom of a well

Buy ALPP

>>26157306
you will literally be living like pic related and still pay 2000 dollars rent a month

MARKET'S CLOSED

>>26157435

Why?

>>26157454
It is so fitting that MLK day stops all economic activity and progress.

>>26157509
is their any better way to honor the negro than to not work?

>>26157389
Did your gookfu finally come back from Korea yet?

>>26157353
Oh nice

>>26157452
If you're in search of a "tax haven" then you're obviously not poor

First for SRAC

what are some funky /smg/ memes?

You might find this section of text from Warren Buffett interesting. He talks about transformative technologies and how well they worked out as investments. Particularly the last paragraph:

"Well, I thought it would be instructive to go back and look at a couple of industries that transformed this country much earlier in this century: automobiles and aviation. Take automobiles first: I have here one page, out of 70 in total, of car and truck manufacturers that have operated in this country. At one time, there was a Berkshire car and an Omaha car. Naturally I noticed those. But there was also a telephone book of others.

All told, there appear to have been at least 2,000 car makes, in an industry that had an incredible impact on people's lives. If you had foreseen in the early days of cars how this industry would develop, you would have said, "Here is the road to riches." So what did we progress to by the 1990s? After corporate carnage that never let up, we came down to three U.S. car companies--themselves no lollapaloozas for investors. So here is an industry that had an enormous impact on America--and also an enormous impact, though not the anticipated one, on investors.

Sometimes, incidentally, it's much easier in these transforming events to figure out the losers. You could have grasped the importance of the auto when it came along but still found it hard to pick companies that would make you money. But there was one obvious decision you could have made back then--it's better sometimes to turn these things upside down--and that was to short horses. Frankly, I'm disappointed that the Buffett family was not short horses through this entire period. And we really had no excuse: Living in Nebraska, we would have found it super-easy to borrow horses and avoid a "short squeeze."

U.S. Horse Population 1900: 21 million 1998: 5 million


This is some pretty impressive thinking, for all you wondering why your promising company isn't popping

>>26157529
looting? I dunno.

It is my yearly MLK Day tradition to watch Zulu

Should I bother with StockTwits?

>>26157162
I'll never understand why you hold so many different stocks divvy investor. Also the fact you don't have AVGO in your portfolio is surprising

>>26157606
No one talk about stocks and only posts anime

Other than some PLTR and ARK Mommy stock, I've got 20k in cash. Do I DCA it into SPY - or maybe SSO? I am so tired of sitting on the side line as things go up up up.

>>26157221
>diversification ™ is a huge meme

>doesn't go all in on BNKU

I hope you bought CLOV when I shilled it on Thursday and Friday. They already had partnership with Walmart at that time and more news was going to be announced this week..
Today we know they also have partnership with CVS and Wallgreens.
They are $1 up in permarket right now.

>>26157536
Yeah she came back. She's been studying the constitution and says she wants to become a citizen. I'm starting to think she might actually be a spy.

>>26157703
As annoying as the guy spamming CLF is, American Steel actually looks like a good buy. Put 80% in funds/ETFs and the other for your own picks.

>>26157703
>DCA
Couldn't be me, the only thing that forces me to DCA is when I've already thrown all my spare money into stocks and I have to wait a month for the next paycheck. I have no self-control.

>>26157725
Alright yeah that decides it, I am going to dump all of my cash into BNKU but I will keep some TSLA shares lel

what is the best etf to hold money for long amount of time, thats mostly really safe?

Are we still bullish on UUUU?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/iiroc-trading-halt-sih-un-115300934.html
I want to place some $8 calls in late spring.

>>26156772
It has worked out pretty well.

>>26157785
I irrationally hate CLF just because of all the spamming/shilling

>>26157747
>I'm starting to think she might actually be a spy.
Most likely, all asians are essentially chinks with the rare exception of based nips. You're gonna wake up one day and she will have you tied up, shoving hot pokers up your ass and forcing you to watch episodes of Rick and Morty. You've been warned.

>>26157703
Go in Gevo or forever be left out. This shit will only keep inching up

>>26157785
Yeah I've seen CLF shilled for months now but really need to do my own DD. I don't know fuck all about steel. It's interesting to see that CLF was almost $100 per share at one point. I wonder why the share price is going up after all these years.

>>26157834
Well I take it as the idea that by DCA'ing I'm not exposing myself as much to downturns. then again Time in the market is better than timing the market blah blah.

uhm... bros?

Sirs. Very big bullish cup the balls pattern on silver today. There is a krsna in the silver. We buy, we make many rupees. Thank yous everybody.

>>26157968
Same, but I don't hate gains, and the CEO is based. I'm almost considering filtering all posts with CLF in them.

>>26157996
>Gevo
>bio-based alternatives to petroleum-based products using a combination of biotechnology and classical chemistry.

based. thanks. I work for a traditional chemical company :^)

>>26157637
Yes, the comments there are good for raising morale.
>>26157747
>baggie will have to pay thousands to import her and will eventually have to pay alimony
This is your brain on 3DPD

>>26158014
Reminder Yellen is the new treas sec
Physical money is going away, welcome to social credit and financial exile for wrongthink

>>26155570
GME is becoming a huge part of my portfolio the last couple of weeks, should I sell some to rebalance or let it fly?

>>26157588
Tell me more

>>26157979
That sounds horrible.

>>26158102
Go back to fucking reddit you pleb

>>26158014
Chainlink with deco solves this

I was told not to buy manganese today. I did it anyways

>>26158064
They are creating "Net 0" plants. They plan to build these all over the world. Once Biden signs USA over to the CPP, airlines will be lining up to Gevo for 0 c02 jet fuel. I see so much growth here. Who knows if it will moonshot like plug, but it could.

>>26157870
I've already shilled it once this thread but ICLN
Obviously you'll never go wrong with the S&P500.
Others to consider: FLWR, ECAR, AGED (these may be the UK tickers, but they'll have US ones)
>>26158010
Nah just shove it all in at once, markets probably won't go down, you can trust me.

so i bought DAL back in may for 20$, should i sell now? i dont think its going much higher desu

>>26158106
Giga pump incoming day of the merger, likely to continue onwards because zoomer tards are gonna fomo into it.

Yeeeaaahhh Xiachads! We are back in bizness! Suck it, burgerlards!

>Busy at work
>Open Fidelity for the first time of the day at 11:33
>Portfolio down 3%
>mfw

>>26157046
QRD as to why Nokia has potential?

>>26158204
>Who knows if it will moonshot like plug, but it could.
Interestingly the CEO of PLUG is also a director of GEVO.

>>26158173
I only bought Manganes X as meme stock but it's working out good so far.

Wait, US market is closed because of a black. Holy shit that /pol/ pasta really is true.

>tried buying cheapies on stock I think will moon once it gets more publicity
>App keeps failing orders
FUCK

Im tired of all the larpers

Show me your actual net worth (dont include your parents house or some shit just what you have in your bank acc right now.

>>26158395
They have announced a new contract deal

>>26158442
You're thinking 5G play?

>>26158374
Oh I'm retarded that was from friday. Glad I havent had two -3% days in a row.
>>26158423
No

>>26158099
they're working on a digital euro here too
they say its not replacing cash but we all know thats a lie

>>26158014
>just as planned
Just wear your mask bro.

>>26158481
fucking wetard its national coon day

I need to turn 3k into 20k , think i can do it?

>>26158472
>>26158472
>Jan 13, 2020: Today, T-Mobile (NASDAQ: TMUS) announced five-year, multi-billion-dollar agreements with both Ericsson (NASDAQ: ERIC) and Nokia (NYSE: NOK) to continue advancing and expanding the nation’s largest 5G network. Part of the network investment following last year’s merger with Sprint, these deals enable T-Mobile to add even more 5G coverage, capacity, speed and advanced technical capabilities across all of its spectrum bands.

>>26157996
>>26158064
>Interestingly the CEO of PLUG is also a director of GEVO.
Considering that PLUG is an unviable product that defies well-known physics, and will become the next NKLA, what's not a good outlook.

Then again, PLUG managed to scam at least one government and a mediocre yuropoor automotive OEM, pumping the stock price, GEVO may do the same. Just be sure to time the top right, because once the reports of failure come in, they will go down real fast.

>>26158423
no

>>26158487
I bet it won't literally replace cash, but what they will do is make incentives for people and businesses to use digital so that cash will barely be used anywhere anymore. Basically how checks are treated now.

>>26158551
>all debts cancelled if you take vaccine

yeah fucking right

>>26158351
We will see a big dip tomorow, though.

Happy jogger day /smg/!

>>26158423
Post yours first

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TRIP.CN?p=TRIP.CN&.tsrc=fin-srch

TRIP.cn/truff is up 10%

>>26158618
>just take the vaccine
>not reading the thing about yanking all ur shit from you
Look I'm not going to put too much stock in a blurry jpg but at least read the whole fucking thing if you want to poke holes in it.

>>26158559
BTWN

>>26158688
The government abolishing private property is honestly more believable than the (((banks))) allowing the entire country to escape debt slavery

>>26158838
If all of this stuff goes down as planned it will be hilarious to watch the mental gymnastics people have to do to justify it. Just so they don't have to admit they were wrong.

>>26155804
Ignore them. It’s going to skyrocket. Twitter is useless but it does bring revenue and advertisement dollars. Trumptards are mad that a twice impeached president can’t stop lying and making a retard out of himself was banned after multiple warnings.

Tl;dr, it’s undervalued

>>26158924
They don’t think enough to even understand they’re wrong. They just accept what they’re told. There’s no thought process behind it. They’re domesticated and as long as they have food, Master knows best.

>>26158932
You are a faggot.

>>26158932
>it does bring revenue and advertisement dollars
No it doesn't lol. It barely kept even with Trump's faggotry. They don't have enough money to keep them afloat for long.
It figures though, the CEO is an incompetent idiot.

Wait a second. 20 minutes of research and Gevo seems like an absolute no brainer. It’s basically at ground floor and the politics surrounding net 0 emissions seems like a perfect storm to at least get a 2-3x out of this.

>>26158932
As europoor I preferred Trump, because he didn't drag my country in any of the USA wars. He is also based when it comes to UN, WHO, etc. Those are mainly controlled by chinks and Rothschilds.

>>26159046
Blow me do more DD instead of this broad strokes bullshit

Manganese is beating inflation today

So if Sleepy Creepy Uncle Joe Three Oh Three Three Oh is going to ban fracking and stop construction on the wall how can we profit on companies that cater to the caravans?

>>26158995
Your dad blew every board member at Goldman Sachs and kissed you with his cum crusted lips. Fuck you.

>>26159009
Check the numbers again. Also their API is a marketing tool in and of itself. Twitter still isn’t where it needs to be but it’s going to be around in the future.
>jack Dorsey is an idiot
Explain square. Exactly.

>>26158487
How do you spend your money on hookers and cocaine?

wow it feels so weird trading micro cap stocks and moving the price up a single cent with my order

i now own 10,000 GSI.V shares (it's only like $5K though lol)

>>26159046
>>26159065

It's PLUG 2.0, which is NKLA 2.0. It's a coin flip, and even if it pops off, it's going to be a PnD. Be sure to time the top.

Not gonna lie, I'm very pissed off at the chinks. I don't like what they've done to Sakura Miko's model, sounds like they fucked either voice too. How do I short this?

>>26159065
Yeah go fuck yourself

>>26158688
i did its fucking silly

>>26155804
>>26158932
I bought 230 shares of TWTR the other day so you're not alone. I have consistently purchased big companies during periods of very negative sentiment and it has worked well for me. You just have to make sure you don't panic sell if it goes lower.

>>26158551
shizo shit.

>>26159078
Companies that make burner phones
UTZ
Public transportation stocks
Alcohol

>>26159124
Just fap to her old model then. That's what I do. How can I invest in hololive?

>>26159133
Yeah no suck me instead. Try doing more than four minutes of research you fucking ape. They have 20-30m losses annually I'm not touching this until a few years later. I think its smart to wait for another offering since they’ll definitely do another. Please understand how offerings and such work for companies like GEVO. You are a such a fucking moron I want to snap your neck like my parakeet.

>>26158688
lol the first thing on the list didnt even happen schizo

>>26159172
How much V and CDR are you holding?

How do I profit off the schizo /pol/ refugees here? I'm pretty sure tinfoil futures are going to be nuts.

>>26159093
>Check the numbers again.
I've looked at financials, and they actually look good. Huh. I remembered wrong.
Then again, it's probably going to be a long play, which I wouldn't do in this clown market.

>>26159220
Kek imagine getting this worked up over such a short and anonymous post. Better learn to control your emotions or you will never make it.

>>26159172
I bought multiple calls. I voted for trump, but he was a fucking moron and when you fuck around with the ToS and turn Twitter into your little /pol/ board, yeah you get fucking banned. It was between letting him repeat that the election was a fraud and inciting more unrest or moving on. And if you’re a company, you’d rather not be involved with that anyway. That’s why lost companies have alienated trump and done well. Look at NYT.

Hello friends, newbie here. What does it mean to the stock when there's a huge spike in volume like this

>>26159253
I will likely buy V if it goes below $200. I will never buy CDR.

>>26159292
>How do I profit off the schizo /pol/ refugees here? I'm pretty sure tinfoil futures are going to be nuts.

Buy NAK. They are going to keep Trump in power and the pebble project will be finished under budget and ahead of schedule.

>>26159292
Start a company that hosts videos of autistic kids dancing.

IS BB unironically the next gme

>>26159351
It means there's a large spike in volume.

>>26159189
That's what people said about data tracking and phone logs. It is quite literally the logical conclusion of the momentum they've created. Why stop now when they could easily enslave the entire human race forever and nobody will even care? Your response, by the way, is a programmed one.

>>26159382
What happens to America when zoomers are in their 30s and 40s?

>>26159292
>it's probably going to be a long play
It’s down 12% right now, it’ll be up 20-30% in a few weeks. How is that a king play? Do you know what large cap momentum looks like?

Their earnings aren’t amazing, but they’ll do.

I am investing in boomer stocks right now, most comfy hold in a depressed economy

Thanks for the Xiaomi cheapies, mutts.
Bought a couple thousand at a steep discount and they've already pumped nicely.
Hopefully Biden will let you buy them back at $5 if you ask politely.

>>26159438

>>26159488
How many you got now? What's your average?

>>26159387

>>26159391
Ha, remember when COVID started heating up last March and people thought it was just a ruse to keep everyone inside while Trump rounded up the deepstate pedo cabal?
Fun times. I was living it up with that comfy unemployment. Thought Tom Hanks and Trudeau and every other creep had ankle monitors on.

>>26159391
typing bullshit in a really tiny font does not make it legitimate bro

>>26155570
Do you think GME will retrace? I put in 10k USD as a meme when it was lower and now that I have 200% returns I investigated it more and it seems like a further 200% returns from where it is now on Jan 15 is a given. Really want to put in a 100k into it.

>>26159438
I fully believe the singularity will happen by then and we won't truly he human anymore. All zoomers are autistic by design and autistic people are already about 75% robot, at least by their behavior anyhow.

Buy BABA, moron.

>>26159589
Stavros Halkias looks like shit.
Monsanto slapped with $10M fine after using banned pesticide on Maui AFTER it was banned
>Monsanto slapped with $10M fine after using banned pesticide on Maui AFTER it was banned
Bullish for Bayer
https://www.naturalnews.com/2021-01-17-monsanto-fined-banned-pesticide-maui.html

>>26159522
lol, I dunno man, that's still very little volume looking at how BB trades on the NYSE. Don't think you can read anything into it.

>>26157703
Good God man, CLF just gave you the best dip you could hope for. Go all in on options Tues morn. or else youre a retard.

>>26159552
>put in 10k USD
>Really want to put in a 100k into it.

>Newton re-enters with a lot
Newton did profit a lot for a few months, just make sure you know how to pull out lol

>>26159391
Probably a larp by a bagholder of the first two mentioned stocks so he can unload

>>26159513
5000 at €2.60 average.

>>26158728
why? redpill me

>>26159615
>chink stocks

>>26159439
>It’s down 12% right now, it’ll be up 20-30% in a few weeks
There's no reason to believe this other than with some retarded TA stuff. And pro tip, TA barely worked a few years ago, and it certainly does not work in this clown market.

>>26159369
How the fuck buys pebbles anyway.

>>26159552
If you have 100k to invest you should know better by now than go to chasing pumps that have already happened.

>>26159615
I did, I lost 10% since then. I could have bought more gme with that.

>>26157452
>be living like pic related and still pay 2000 dollars rent a month
nigger please, that's 2k in monopoly money. Like $300 USD
That being said you can get a nice apartment in midwestern US for a little over that

>>26159655
HOW DO YOU PULL OUT????, I DON'T WANT TO BE A NEWTON, HOW DO I SELL THE TOP?

>>26159525
Hell I'm still living it up. I'm still working from home while getting paid in full. (Reality; I work maybe 3 hrs outta the regular 8 hr day). I only go into the office as needed. Even then its never for a full day. Typical is I go in during morning. By lunch I'm back home.

Kohl's (KSS) CTO Paul Gaffney celebrates MLK Jr. Day by calling for more political violence to help black people, saying peaceful protests are ineffective.

I bagheld BCRX for like a month and now im green on it again. I have a sell order for 9$ but other anons were talking about holding longer for bigger gains. Any thoughts?

>>26155622
the average IQ for blacks is 85, in Africa there are countries with average IQ scores in the 60s

>>26159689
peter thiels SPAC and they are merging with tokopedia which is valued at 10 bio

>>26159877
Did you do any DD, or did you just buy it because you saw it here?

>>26159725
>picture
Literally Xiaomi.

>>26159733
>>26159655
Pumps do not matter if the fundamentals of the company are as solid as GME. 800% increase in ecommerce sales in 2020, 11% of stores closed but revenue only dropped 3&. And they have more stores to close that will increase their EPS plus the vision they have for their stores is something that I am really bullish on. We have a few popular internet cafes in my city and they are almost always filled up and they charge 5 dollars per hour.

When are you guys placing your AMC calls?

>>26159913
Somalia is one of the worst because of the prevalence of Muslim cousin marriage.

>>26155570
GME is almost $45 burgers in Mexico, may coom be plentiful tomorrow frens

>>26159942
Where are you from? Internet Cafes seem like a relic of the past to me.

>>26159979
forgot pic

1 of 2

What is the most active thing you can do when only buying the S&P 500?
2018: Year low 2,351.10
Year high: 2,930.75
Buying up stock when it hits 2,400 and selling at roughly 2,800 or just buying low and DCA?

>>26155808
>his money

guys why are futures moving what the fuck is going on, is this a happening

>>26159220
>I want to snap your neck like my parakeet.

.....?

Anon, d...did you kill your birdo? If so, wh....why did you kill your birdo?

Not even sworn in yet and the stage is set.

>>26160021
2 of 2

>>26159913
>the average IQ for blacks is 85
The offspring of African slaves and their jewish masters, maybe. The Average IQ of sub-Saharan African is much lower. Most of Africa is functionally retarded.

>>26159997
Stockholm. I have gone there myself with friends several times, they have special deal for all-nighters where you pay 10 dollars for the entire night and then they rip you off with marked up snacks and so forth.

Internet cafes, pc building kiosks, vr centers, online trade in for games. If GME can do all of this then it is easily going past 100 dollars per share which given the 2:1 earlier would not even put them at their ATH in terms of Market Cap.

>>26159351
Refresh your page.

>>26160053
>declare war
>defense stonks go up
Based American businessman going to Iran

>>26156037
I unironically have cousins who work in the oil field in Texas an engineer and geologist who voted for Biden and think there are 42 genders, I told them I hope they lose their jobs and house.

>>26160040
Someone's thread on /ck/ pissed me off so much I snapped my parakeet's neck. I saw a psychiatrist after that and they prescribed me a mood stabilizer but i snorted a couple of the plls instead didn't feel much and flushed the rest down the toilet

>>26157870
VTI

buy OEG to get rich

Re: richperson

>>26160040
Don't worry Anon the stock picking Cockatiel is alive and well. That's a different Anon.

my dick can only get so haRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
$GEVO

>>26159855
By tuning your emotions to the emotions of the market, then adjusting so that your phase is a bit ahead of the rest. It's all about tuning and phase.

Normal phase sync:
>stock goes up a lot for many days
>expect it to continue because mania phase
>growth suddenly reverses
>panic and depression as stocks go down

Advanced phase sync:
>stock goes up a lot
>start to feel that it has gone up too much
>sell
>either the stock goes up a bit more or it dumps

Late phase sync:
>stock goes up a lot
>finally decide to FOMO in when it's already done going up a lot
>soon after it dumps
>AAAAAA IT ALWAYS DUMPS AFTER I BUY AAAA

I'm looking forward to the free money (1,400 or 2,800 married). COVID and unemployment surge only ramps up the pressure to pass it. Then in a few months I'll still get a nice fat tax refund.

>>26159915
I bought it cause the shill convinced me

>>26160139
Im in GEVO aswell but look into OEG theyre about to da race

>>26160139
bidens not president man you got 1 day youll see

>>26160026
Only buy when price is below 20 day MA. It is usually the monthly dip. You will get 1-3% better yield that way.

>>26160026
Just wait until you see lots of pink wojaks posted for several days and then FOMO in with leverage.

>>26156131
Great company I stupidly sold at 15.15 expecting it to go back to 14s still made 3k, its probably going to 30s but it would be risky to invest in it now

>>26160053
It's funny how the average Iranian citizen doesn't really care too much about America, but they're stifled under an Ayatollah regime. They don't see much of an issue with getting westernized even if it means sacrificing their independently-owned central bank.
>mfw we will never have another based Shah.

Why are Esker SA gains so comfy?

>>26160169
>OEG
quick run down on this one?

>>26159972
It's actually really interesting to read about ancient history and how Africa went from building actual successful kingdoms (Kingdom of Aksum being the most successful one by miles) to going back to being hunters and gatherers way before the europeans arrived. They literally devolved while the rest of the world evolved

what are some low risk high reward stocks that are shilled here that havent pumped yet? i already lost out on clf, is it too late? please give an explanation too

>>26160282
BNKU.

Time for Palantir

>>26160181
I wish Trump had won.
I also wish to make money.
One has to go, Trump already has loads of it, simple math.

>>26160053
Bullish for DFEN

>>26160282
GHIV, it's a spac trying to merge with united wholesale mortgage. They're voting Wednesday, the floor for spacs is 10

>>26159725
Yeah I never understood why people follow TA. It's not like stocks market charts are generated by algorithm. It's just based on human behaviour and people's reaction to unforseen events. In short, we're playing glorified casino here

>>26160373
MA200 good to decide if its a good time to enter.

>>26160282
CLF has more room to grow

>>26160338
>voting
how high is the chance? isnt it just a dice roll?

FUCK MARA

>>26159877
Depends on how long you're willing to hold. In March we're getting EU approval and the stock will for sure be above $9

>>26158106
>>26158343
its a scam and this tripfag knows this

>>26159112
ive been slowly accumulating this one too, holy shit

>28
>been clawing my way out of originally -$21k, now at -7k
Could be worse.

>>26160282
I have a feeling CLF will never go below $5 again. It might drop to 6$ and crab for a year then go bankrupt.

>>26160373
A casino is more random, the stock market is more emotional. The way to do it is to understand the emotions, not plot harmonic lines or use sacred geometry and ancient maths.

>>26160077
I work with a Nigerian doctor who echos the same. Africa is extreme brain drain and a low average.

Guy was the top of 3000 students in his school and was like 80th percentile in our residency program out of maybe 50 people.

I feel for the >120IQ blacks. Its gotta be rough

>>26160282
KTOS

>>26160453
>-$21k
How did that end up happening?

>>26160282
>>26160471
Explanation is: >>26160053

>>26160455
Yeah, defnitely we can plan around news releases etc, but it's always a guess if we already hit top or bottom.

enjoy your cute and flat market

it's going to end soon

>>26158423
>
you want to see the deeds to both my house as well nigger?

>>26160454
Ok, I'll bite, why would they ever go bankrupt when people will sell their own mothers for steel at the moment?

OPEN THE FOOKING MARKET

>>26160509
It's hard to guess the very top and very bottom but it's easier to guess if we're high or low. Not always of course because sometimes things get too confusing, but in that case you should stay out until things make sense again. Right now most things are rather high and probably going down within the coming week or next few weeks, but of course that's not a given.

>>26160491
I posted in the wrong thread, but I moved to a rural state and lost my car. Was forced to get one on financing because I had no savings. Someone crashed into it 3 years later and I was able to have my GAP cover it and got a used car from a local person instead. The rest has just been paying off my credit cards I used to subsidize my depressing early 20's

>>26160373
A combination of anticipation, surprise, fomo, fud and boredom.

>>26160220
oh yeah, I remembered leveraged S&P 500 is a thing
haha, what a cuck market

Why can't republican states pass laws that would forbid the use of covid passports?

>>26160435
im doing it in scotia iTrade and the $9.99/trade is killing me more, but at least they give me """free""" level 2 quotes
Don't wanna open a Wealthsimple account since the rest of my portfolio is in USD

Might sell on Thursday (then buy back in at close) if it pops up a few cents from the TV exposure it's going to get again on BNN marketcall apparently (?). These boomers buying up just because it shows up on TV is getting too predictable. Happened last time too and it was just like 30 seconds of talking (it wasn't even the main topic, guy was talking about NFI)

>>26160263
Why are cute anime waifus not real already

>>26160524
He's just a fag that sold on a -5% day, CLF has a lot of shit going for it and steel price hasn't budged a little, $40 seems a reasonable exit for me, I got in at $12, salty fags got in at 18 and sold on the first shake

>>26159914
how much do you expect it to grow?

>>26160666
They're pussies

>>26160454
WTf are you talking about??

>>26160686
It would jeopardize the fuck market.

>>26160518
>flat
I don't know what you were holding, but last week was anything but flat for me.

>>26160686
You gotta wait till Holodecks become a thing.

>100% up on GME
>on my paper trading account
How do I cope?

>>26155570
>GME hitting $50 on Mexican market
ok, it's been a hell of a ride, thanks bros, I'll keep some for the meems

>>26160686
because career women view prostitution as a threat, they want a monopoly of sex so they'll divorce their husband for getting a prostitute even though they caused sex to not happen in the bedroom for 10 or more years.

>>26160808
That is all well and good until your feminist captain, who sexually harasses her first officer, tells you to delete the waifu.

>>26160686
>he fell for the anime waifu jew
>he doesn't lust after the delicious 3D
ngmi

baked
>>26160924
>>26160924
>>26160924

>>26160683
i use questrade and they give free level 2 in a tfsa

>>26160434
Evidence?

>>26160942
>>26160942
>>26160942
>>26160942

>>26160920
>you must delete the holo-waifu!
>no.

>>26160399
Isn't everything? The company behind the spac gores holdings has a good record at completing acquisitions and if the deal goes through UWM will have a 40c/share divvy

>>26160886
i've never touched a paper trading account and i never fucking will, that's no better than buying/selling experience in MMOs
How do you learn when there's no emotion involved? You never learn proper risk management

>>26158423
I live in a £400k house with 185k mortgage at 1.49% I'm 29 i earn 72k a year i have 6k i fuck around with on freetrade I've got 45k in a SIPP and only 5k in a S&SISA but I've only just started that last year. I've got 5k sat in a savings account for house renovations, 10k in a holiday fund waiting to enjoy the last of my 20s when corona virus ends and 5k spending money for said holidays.

I'm a dumb Britfag too

>>26160949
already gave it out dont waste others time