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kek wtf

at least you can fund the 4th reich

>>26148354
Ask your doctor to sew it back together then faggot.

I still don't get why I was circumsized it makes no fucking sense. When I asked my parents they said they do it to all the babies at the hospital. Now I deal with constant chafing pains and a chapped dick

>>26148354
yuropoor here, my 4skin is intact

>>26148470
do you use chapstik?

>>26148354
Why is that a problem? I'm circumcised and my sex drive is fully intact (the doctor also did a good job).

>I have my foreskin intact but erectile dysfunction

>cutfags will never feel the sensation from their uncut penis during sex

Sorry lads, just the way it goes sometimes.

I might be one of the few burgers who still has his entire penis. Apparently my parents just forgot to take me back to the hospital to get it done, and then said fuck it. All my older siblings got the snip.

Feels good man.

i had my foreskin until I was like 12
then they cut it off and the frenulum too
it wasnt even that different after except the frenulum

I wear a daily moisturizer and silicon sleeve.

>>26148760
>silicon sleeve
this is a thing?

>tfw you have a 50/50 chance of a girl screaming WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR PENIS
>it doesnt even matter if you're circumcised or not because some women have only seen one or the other
>meanwhile men have accept the roast

>>26148516
>why is it a problem that my parents cut a piece of my dick off when I was a baby

>>26148516
they circumcised me when i was a bit older and the pain was so unbelievably high that it is the only memory i have when i was 2-3 years old

>>26148354
the absolute state of US

>>26148549
SKUNK'd

>>26148354
there are weights you can use to get it back you know

>>26148804
It was for medical reasons, not religious or "traditional" ones.
>>26148846
Didn't they put you under? I remember waking up and feeling absolutely fine (I was about 4 at that time).

>>26148354
>>26148470
>>26148516
>>26148549
>>26148693
>>26148760
>>26148798
I'm deeply sorry for you, frens

>>26148795
There are a variety available on Aliexpress.
Can get multiple uses out of them, easy to clean and are cheap to replace.

>>26148354

i guess it makes sense we re on business board kek

>>26148516
Well, at least you’ll never know what you’re missing.

just dumped my girlfriend bros, I'm in a shitty mental state tonight but I'll make it, she's gonna miss this uncut dick and completely erect crypto portfolio.

I'm a Jewish trust fund kid with tens of millions and an otherwise fairly large cock, but I'd trade it all away for a 3 inch Asian foreskinned cock

>>26148354
Why would I even want it? Stinky flap of elephant trunk. Cut diamond cock looks better, smells better, and feels better for all parties involved in making it cum.

>>26149112
Well, I never experiences "before" and "after", only "after". I do last quite long during sex, and blowjobs are not that exciting to me. However, I think the upside is that I focus on much more than just my dick during sex. Your entire body has sensations.

Wait, why did so many of you have your pee pees mutilated?
Is this an American thing? You're not all Jews I am assuming?

>>26149446
where do you think the tradition came from?

>>26149446
Jewish doctors pushed it in the 60s for (((medical reasons))) so the goyim wouldn’t be able to distinguish themselves from Jews. It’s slowly losing popularity with baby boys born after 2000, but most Americans here are older than that.

>>26148354
>make it
>cut off other's foreskins hannibal style
>make a foreskin scarf
You're just not applying yourself anon.

today I learned some people don't have a frenelum. I also feel bad for the Bros with botched circumcisions. My cock got jewd and I'll always hate them

>your exchange will keep your KYC data for (((5 years after our business relationship has ended)))

>>26148354
it's not though. sucks to be you

>>26148354
Yes, but the flesh alliance with YHWH is done.

>>26148354
Forgen lmao

>>26148354
UK foreskin gang checking in.

>>26148354
Amerimutts walking about with half their dick cut off HAHAHAHAHA

Bro fuck...

>>26149446
Zionist prots. Huge psy op

>>26149168
>feels betters
I read there’s like 40,000 nerve endings in the foreskin

>>26148846
That fucking sucks bro...I’m sorry anon

>>26148391
Based. Will do. I’ll never forgive those (((doctors)))

>tfw Jew
>tfw cut obviously
>tfw gentiles get circumcised by the millions
>tfw every gentile wishes he was a Jew

Can’t tell you how many girls I’ve had tell me they only blow cut guys
> my ancestors cucked an entire country out of blowjobs unless they follow our most bizarre traditions
Sure feels good to be the master race.

>tfw europoor
>tfw eastern europe fag
>tfw no penis mutilation
times are good

>>26148354
Who cares about sex, I don't get how you fuckers can even function. How do you live being addicted to sex 24/7? How do you even focus on crypto and be able to enjoy sex aswell? Ever since discovering /biz and starting to invest I haven't got horny even when looking at porn, probably the stress but yeah

>>26148354
I'm a Britbong, I've still got my foreskin.

>>26151011
>I read there’s like 40,000 nerve endings in the foreskin

Context

How many nerve ending does regular skin of a similar proportion have?

>>26148354
I'd give away my entire stack to have my foreskin back.
Every last dollar, every last coin, every last share.
I will never be complete.
I will never be normal.

>>26148470
Circumcision is a sacrifice of one your most sacred parts of your flesh that's representative of your covenant and commitment to God. Like sacrificing a lamb

>>26152951
We can always make more money. We can never get that back.

>>26148354
I'm thinking of getting a foreskin transplant but they are pretty expensive...

>parents got older brother cut
>they decided not to get me cut because they were tired and just wanted to get out of the hospital asap

I dodged a fucking bullet.

>>26153190
Someone made that up to justify circumcision. It is a tool of control.

>>26153250
lol could be worse
>3 doctors tried to convince my mom to cut me

>>26148477
European
ngmi

>>26153250
lucky, i can't imagine having no foreskin, my dickhead constantly dry and rubbing against the inside of my underwear, having to use lube to go full range of motion when wanking.
i tried it once, pulled it back walked around with my dickhead exposed in my underwear, felt so uncomfortable.

>>26148391
This, be like that French crypto autist

I got circumcised at 23 after being sexually active since I was 17. I'm now 35. AMA

>>26148354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb8zJp404fI

>>26153402
did your sex time increase

>>26153402
what coins do you hold

>>26153453
It decreased for the first few months due to increased sensitivity then went back to normal.

>>26153402
Did you lose feeling? Are climaxes worse?

I don't get off to blowjobs and vaginal takes forever for me to nut, which is why I always push for anal

>>26153460
Just BTC now. Sorry

>>26148354
>laugh in non shithole

>>26153487
>Did you lose feeling? Are climaxes worse?
Honestly no different from being uncut. Was very sensitive at first having glans exposed but then got used to it.

>>26153519
you are a dumb bitch

>>26153487
how does the poopoo hole feel compared to the vajayjay?

>>26148354
No it isn't, I live in a place where the mutilation of baby boy's dicks isn't encouraged.
It should be illegal worldwide unless absolutely medically necessary.

>>26153222
this is why we make it, to donate to Foregen.
Plebbit donate gains to food banks, /biz/ gives gains to Foregen

>>26153562
Your glands will dry out in time

>>26153587
Tight. Honestly you get a kick out of it because it's wrong and you're imposing on the girl.

>>26148354
aussie reporting, haven't made it, but I do have foreskin, wondering if ritual sacrifice to (them) is why.

>>26154422
>Your glands will dry out in time
It's been almost 13 years and no difference yet

>>26153365
1) I don't notice it "rubbing against" fabric
2) I don't notice a sensation of it being dry
3) I don't need lube to jerk off
4) My orgasms feel amazing / make my toes involuntarily curl up

I don't support circumcision but in every single one of these threads anons exaggerate or just regurgitate what they read in some other shitpost that was making shit up. But anons don't have to make up nonsense to be against circumcision and argue against it articulately.. In fact it's better to not undermine yourself if you ever do get into an argument with someone thinking of cutting their boy.

>>26155030
>I don't need lube to jerk off
You're a fucking maniac
Your other points are accurate.

Personally I think circumcision isn't as bad as female genital mutilation (cutting off the clit) but it's still unnecessary and honestly I'm convinced it's just a jew scam that has been proliferated by doctors who don't know any better. The argument for "it's cleaner" or "its prettier" is stupid. Leave the boy whole.