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>noooooOOOOOOO i'm a dumb piece of shit that can't live without UBER EATS 4x a week and a GALLON of alcohol/weed/xanax every friday, I ALSO WANT A NINTENDO SWITCH AND A VR AAAAAA
>NOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE MY OWN FOOD FROM SCRATCH I WANT TO EAT OUT ALL THE TIME
>noooOOOOOOo what do you MEAN I'M OBESE NOW
>noOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BUY A USED CAR, I NEED A BRAND NEW LEASED ONE
>NOOOOOOOooooooo I NEED A NEW IPHONE EVERY YEAR
>NOOOOOO LEARNING A SKILL OR GETTING A FREE ONLINE CERTIFICATE IS TOO HARD, SELF-IMPROVEMENT IS HARD11!!!
>YEEEESSSS DESTROY THE ENTIRE ECONOMY AND RAISE THE COST OF LIVING FOR EVERYONE BY INFLATING THE CURRENCY - I WANT TO BE PAID AN ENGINEER'S WAGE FOR FLIPPING BURGERS

I own my own apartment in a city of 200K, paying mortgage for it - I have a car of my own, a Jeep Cherokee from 2015; my cost of living is only 1,500 dollars a month.
I have no formal education, dropped out of university (a fucking scam.)

I am completely financially independent, and I wage for only 20 hours a week - quitting soon and starting a business. Oh, and I have 10,000 in savings after only 4 months of work. Also, I'm only 19.

When will wagies learn?
It ain't about what the minimum wage is - it's about having a brain.

>> No.26126458

>>26126414
Glad you have money so you can pay a good therapist to deal with your insecurity.

>> No.26126496

>>26126458
Kek OP btfo

>> No.26126540
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26126540

I own 10 apartment complexes, I have a porsche taycan. My cost of living is $30,000 a month. I have never worked a day in my life. I'm 25.

>> No.26126577
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26126577

I love how people who refuse to acknowledge the failures of capitalism just strawman every suffering person as a moron who buys a new iphone every year.

>> No.26126588

Here's a breakdown, for wagies:
>300 a month - food
>600 - mortgage
>100 - car insurance
>20 - phone bill
>15 dollars a month - electricity (fuck technology and fuck the industrial revolution, only hand-tools and a clothes washer/lights)
>200 - health insurance
>200 - property taxes
NO FUCKING NETFLIX.
NO UBER-EATS.
NO AMAZON PRIME.
NO EATING OUT.
NO FAST FOOD.
NO DRUGS.
NO ALCOHOL.

I always have about 1,000 left over JUST IN CASE (web developer by profession.) Usually gets saved and invested into boomer rocks or land in the country. Spend my time enjoying my hobbies, exercising, or cultivating psychedelics.
Shape up, normalfags.

>> No.26126632

Gay, but technically correct. The best kind of gay.

>> No.26126636

>>26126414
>paying mortgage on an apartment
You’re just as retarded as them

>> No.26126720

TL.DR Poorfag trying to rationalise hating his life as a way to "make it" when he will never make it cause he is the very thing he seems to despite
Move along folks

>> No.26126746

>>26126414
Fucking this man, I wish I had that meme that lists all those stupid services that normies think are essential
>>26126496
>>26126458
Triggered lazy fucks

>> No.26126852

>>26126588
How the fuck are you so rich at 19
Is this the power of autism?

>> No.26126876

>>26126588
Sounds like a boring as fuck life to me. Good luck with that.

>> No.26126915

>>26126577
>failures of capitalism
Show us one example
Hint: bullshit the states does does not count

>> No.26126958

>>26126588
>$20 phone bill
How? Or are you forgetting internet service in your budget?

>> No.26127020

>>26126414
>I wage
stopped reading right there

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26127022

>>26126414
I hate normalfucks as much as the next guy, but the job market is pretty shit relative to the past, it's not entirely their fault

>> No.26127040

>>26126588
Also
>no drugs
>cultivating psychedelics
??
Weird larp for someone with only 10k savings

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>>26126414
Good work buddy, but if you really want to be even more impressive, try not to brag about it or tell people your wealth, especially never tell girls about your wealth or you will just be used by dumb sluts who will fake a relationship with you

You should have gone for a house over an apartment though, apartments don't really go up in value very much compared to houses

But for 19 years of age you're doing really good, keep up the good work anon, I'm happy for you :)

>> No.26127269

>>26126540
pretty jealous if true, except for that spastic cost of living, even if I was rich I would never have a cost of living that high

>> No.26127311

>>26126588
But muh only fans subscription and funko pops...

>> No.26127324

>>26126414

Buy CLF

>> No.26127326

>>26126915
The average standard of living across the board used to be a lot higher. Now it's literally the top 10% of wealth/incomes are doing well, while the rest of us are fucked.

>> No.26127348

>>26127326
get your vasectomy already

>> No.26127413

>>26126458
Lmao

>> No.26127438

>>26126414
Most people’s brains are pretty terrible anon. Like, biologically speaking, they’re fucked.

>> No.26127456

>>26126540
I 100% believe this.

>> No.26127503

How do you get to 1500 a month owning a car from 2015 and owning an apt?

>> No.26127589

>>26126414
How can someone who's poor pay for all of that even on credit? I think you're larping and inventing scenarios about other people to make yourself look better.
You live in an average city, drive an average car and pay an average mortgage. Why did you type all that shit instead of just telling us that you're an uninteresting college dropout who falls under the lower middle class bracket?

>> No.26127681

>>26126458
OH MY FUCKING GOD OP ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED

>> No.26127699

>>26126588

Fuck technology ? Imbecile. You are listing these achievments as if its something special.

I am driving an old Porsche 993 911. Very reliable and it appreciates. I bought the Oculus DK1 VR Headset. Got a free DK2 from being in the kickstarter sold my headset for double the price.

I made so much money with crypto extremly early I mined in 2014. I held millions of doge which I bought with my allowance on ebay and exchanged for BTC I never had to actually work. I own my own properties and am tinkering with realestate succesfully I might add, and diversified my portfolio years ago. I am just in it for more because I want a helicopter and the means to safely afford it,

I spend my money on bleeding edge technologies because due to this interest I made a shit ton of money.

My love for technology made me rich without any effort.

So enjoy your condo. But dont be conceited what you are doing is being fiscally responsible. But denying yourself every wish in the process wont make you heroic or better than everyone else.

I am studying medicine for fun currently and as a hedge for unforseen circumstances.

I bet there is thousands of people on 4chan that surpass me or you in terms of "achievements" easily.

I met 20 year old multi millionaires that got rich by playing with their Iphones and making an app. You are only big in a small pond.

>> No.26127714

>>26126577
One failure of capitalism is whores get jobs given to them on higher salaries than me for just being a whore at work.

Women who trade sexual favours for higher positions live in my head rent free they make me seethe.

Any other 'failures' of capitalism are related to some variation of waaaahh mommy give me more handouts, or having a fake pride and not having the financial discipline to cut back.

>> No.26127747

>>26126414
You are a poorfag, retard.

>> No.26127759

>>26127589
Also
>19
>drop out
>managed to get a mortgage with only 10k in savings
Why does OP lie on the Internet? Is this self hate?

>> No.26127872

>>26127326
Can't you read? I said "bullshit the states does does not count" how the fed imploding currency value or the kikes importing societal bullshit is capitalism fault?

>> No.26127883

its about genetics, they will never have a brain.

>> No.26128060

>>26126588
Wait till you see mine (Paul Allen's budget) in bongbucks:

Live with gfs parents
>0 - property taxes
>0 - rent
>7 - phone SIM only
>200-250 - gas + electricity (5 plus adults WFH fucking joke of a bill SRS gets higher at times in winter)
>0 - health insurance (Niggerhealthservice)

NO FUCKING NETFLIX (I sponge off my fathers)
NO AMAZON PRIME.
NO DRUGS.
NO ALCOHOL.

I like to eat fast food with coupons

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

>> No.26128144

>>26126414
weak strawman, OP is very insecure and projects it onto others

>> No.26128145

>>26127022
Job market is just red pilling more than anything.

Once you don't care what happens to you you start to give less of a fuck and you inherently do better at finding said jobs

>> No.26128180

>>26126577
Marx was wrong

>> No.26128264

>>26128180
about what?

>> No.26128308

>>26126414
i'm betting this thread will turn into 300 replies kek

>> No.26128492

>>26128264
Economic systems. He was right about niggers and kikes tho

>> No.26128532

>>26126458
BASED
ASED
SED
ED
D

>> No.26128574

>>26126876
>Sounds like a boring as fuck life to me. Good luck with that.
Aside from the uber eats, I don't know how that sounds boring.
> netflix
just pirate for now lol
>amazon prime
see above
>fast food
fast food is pretty gross so
> uber etas
healthier to make your own food + will save money but might waste your time depending on the dish.
> drugs
shouldn't be doing drugs anyway (exception to shrooms)
> alcohol
coping liquid

I'm not advocating for our current system btw.

>> No.26128600

>>26126588
>100$ car insurance at 19

yeah fucking right mine is 250 just for liability on my piece of shit truck. ive never been in an accident

>> No.26128666

>>26126588
>$600 mortgage
>$200 property taxes
What fairyland are you living in where you pay so little?

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26128679

>>26128492
>>26128180
if you haven't read capital, saying marx is wrong is sheep behavior

>> No.26128690

>>26126577
OP doesn't want to swallow his pride. kek

>> No.26128847

>>26128679
I don't need to get shot to know it hurts

>> No.26128896

>>26128847
most retarded argument you could've made

>> No.26129003

>>26126414
19? Just shut up. No one wants to hear your opinion on anything.

>> No.26129051

>>26127324
yee

>> No.26129111

>>26126458
fpbp

>> No.26129113

OP is based, fuck poor fags

>> No.26129333

>>26128896
But it's also true.

>> No.26130216

>>26127192
Ngl you seem the best guy itt

>> No.26130329

>>26126414
OP, you're still a wagie though. Keep coping.

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>>26126876
He has the right mentality. He's only 19, and he's using his youth to build his net worth so he can be comfy as fuck in his 30's.
Hell, if he plays his cards right, he's going to make it in his 20's.
I wish I was smart enough for such delayed gratification at his age.

>> No.26130420

>>26126414
>I own my own apartment
>Paying mortgage for it

>> No.26130558

>>26126540
Dude, how the fuck do you spend 30k a month? Most multi-millionaires don't have those kinds of expenses

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26130591

>>26126414
Wagies must learn, get DDX, get that money.

>> No.26130714

>>26126588
>web developer by profession
can i get a job by self learn without college?

>> No.26130739

>>26126588
You are nothing you little dipshit.

>> No.26130858

>>26126588
I can respect a man who knows the essentials, but at some point you can't become a multi-millionaire by skipping Starbucks coffees a few times a week. Most people need to vastly outearn their expenses in order to reach the top echelon. And by the time people become a high-wage earner you're too busy to spend money on little retarded shit all the time.

>> No.26131402

>>26129333
yeah maybe what you said about being shot but not about marx being wrong because without having read marx's pivotal work you couldn't possibly understand what you argue against. therefore SHEEP