/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26098510
He's right. Bitcoin isn't immune to future market destroying government regulations. It's mostly just immune to government protections like FDIC so you tall all the risk and get none of the benefits.

I just had passionate missionary sex with my gf
Sorry what were you saying?

I’ve heard this dude tell people to get rid of revenue generating investment properties. When they push back he says “Be honest - you were thinking of selling anyway.”

>>26098661
>passionate missionary sex
wtf ? are you churchie?

I won’t dingus

>>26098510

If I had more credit cards and higher limits, I would max them all out on Powerball lotto tickets.

I estimate I could get $50,000 for one drawing but the logistics of buying that much tickets is a nightmare. It might be cheaper to instead but some property and become a lottery retail outlet and just print tickets. I know for a fact that cash collections are only collected weekly so my fake store would be closed while I would wile away the hours making lottery ticket machine go BRRRRR. I'd have two running. Do it on a high jackpot day like today. $750 million. Odds are still slim but at least not astronomical when you've printed 250,000 or more tickets over the course of 3 days.

I always wanted to call into the Dave Ramsey show about this idea and flat out tell him that no matter how much I scrap and save, and invest, it wouldn't be enough to get me where I want to be and this is the only realistic shot I have at getting there.

>>26098693
Stop focusing on making money, focus on erasing that debt

I've heard people call into this show with like $400,000 in medical debt and basically the advice they're given is to eat rice

>>26098510
And RUN , RUN AWAAAYYY

lets see the clip

>>26099118
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki2z0KhJLlA

>>26098510
>FUNNY MONEY ALL ALONG SON

Since when does the nigger from the green mile give investment advice?

>>26099254
Fuck he's mad. They're both personally insulted when he says BTC.

>>26099308
Imagine spending most of your life penny pinching saving and making 1-2% gains on your stonks to see some shithead kid do it all in 2 years, I’d be mad too.

>>26098510
BTC is FUUUUUUCKED. The chart prints a head & shoulders WITHIN A HEAD & SHOULDERS!
$0 EOM

>>26098969
Anon.....that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever read on this website.

>>26100026
It's only stupid because your value and investment calculations fail to discount your impending death horizon. If you realized you'd die at 75, maybe even before, then saving up for a lifetime only to life out 15 or 20 golden years isn't worth it and that would only be 2 million or so which assuming you're living on just the interest doesn't give you very much. Life is just a series of chance events. Who you meet, the jobs you get, the investments you make. The long chain of events leading to outcomes of $500+m, especially during ones prime, are even slimmer than winning the lottery with a single ticket. You think it's dumb because you're a midwit with lower ambitions that probably never even thought about his future mortality.

>>26098510
CASH IT DINGBAT

>>26099857
>making 1-2% gains on your stonks
The funny thing is retards on wsb and /smg/ outperform that by like 50 times routinely but boomers cant

Bitcoin will be more than $100k later this year.

>he can't cash out

>>26098510
BY NIGHTFALL, DUDE

>>26098969
Anon this is definitely a crime, and a really bad one. The government only cares if you steal from them, banks or corporations. Everyone else is free pickings.

>>26100562
Bitcoin total value of 18 trillion dollars by 2026? About the same as US GDP? Tell me more

>>26099118
Damn. Like the guy well enough, probably the first time I ever heard decent financial advice was from this guy (in church lol)

But very boomer

>>26100675

https://fiatmarketcap.com/

>>26098969
Fucking lold irl
Extremely based

>>26100675
Yes Anon, BTC will get its market cap from the US GDP. No one will shift any of their portfolio over to BTC.

>>26098969
I needed this, thank you

>>26100675
No, bitcoin will have a market cap of the sum of us gdp since 2008.

>>26099988
>The chart prints a head & shoulders WITHIN A HEAD & SHOULDERS!
Zoom out and look at the price action in November and early December under 20k. This is what accumulation looks like.

>>26099308
>>26099254
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHA THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WTFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He invested in bitcoin 2014 and made 100k? No, this has to be a mistake. Sir, you are very stupid indeed. Sorry to be so Frank but you can't be serious? No. I refuse to believe that. You know what? Fuck you! Get the fuck off my show you prick. *Hangs up* urrgh I can't believe we have these kind of criminals on this show. Sickening.

>>26098693
If you bring in $2000 a month and your expenses are $10000 a month because you are a retard buying new cars and houses like it's 1950, then yeah you need to sell it