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>be me
>work in finance
>anti-government, want to make money and subvert the current establishment
>have big nose gf with money in the family
>her mom/granny are literal merchants
>our sex life is very degenerate, mostly anal/oral
>work with money all day, work with my money all night, whole life revolves around getting money

>tonight dirty talk with gf
>get distracted by crypto gains, spent the last hour enjoying my gains/shitposting about it
>whip up some smoked salmon spread and eat it on a bagel
>gf mad cause I was busy making money and eating bagels instead of dirty talking

am I one of (((them)))?

>> No.26098299
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26098299

>>26098260
>having a gf

>> No.26098298

>>26098260
Yeah, you're a jew. Just don't pretend public faggotry, racemixing or pornography is normal and you'll be one of the good ones.

>> No.26098430
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26098430

>>26098298
i now realize that my misplaced hatred was only envy. i love bagels and cold cuts.

>> No.26099371

>>26098298
There are no good jews. Just bad and worse

>> No.26099981

>>26099371
Shalom friend, welcome to Bizrael! Can I interest you in some freshly printed crypto? It's the future of finance goy

>> No.26099996

cringe thread

>> No.26100120

Gief sample of dirty talk

>> No.26101097

>>26100120
it's just about anal creampies, choking, bondage, sex slave stuff. dom sub type shit

>> No.26101162

>>26101097
something like “gonna choke ya till you fart out all the cum I rammed up your poopchute with my domcock”? is that considered erotic

>> No.26101202

>>26098260
Based

>> No.26101224

>>26101162
how can you see my texts right now

>> No.26101226

I'm an unironic stormfag and jewish girls are strangely attracted to me for some reason. I've only met 2 in my life and they both tried to date me. They were hot too. Never had a non jewish non fat girl try to date me so it's kind of weird. Turned them both down tho

>> No.26101295

>>26101226
Did they know what you were?

>> No.26101303

>>26101295
No

>> No.26101346

Hi Steven

>> No.26101386

>>26098260
Not by blood but by heart.

>> No.26101574

>>26098260
kys nigger

>> No.26101650

>>26101224
i kekd

>> No.26101810
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26101810

im an actual jew. my childhood waa extrmely priviledged and my whole early adulthood was drugs, sex, and gambling.i even have half jap kids and permanent residency in three countries somehow. i fell for the meme. i didnt know any better. i found Christ and now im a simple rice farmer in japan. ill never heal the damage ive done to the world personally but i try to live a good life now and be useful member of society. think about your choices and the person you should be.

>> No.26102504

Where do I find a jew gf?

>> No.26102590
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26102590

>>26098260
>becoming a jew

>> No.26102622

>>26098260
>our sex life is very degenerate, mostly anal
are there actual women that do this?

>> No.26102635

>>26102504
in woke twitter posts

>> No.26103568

>>26098260
>our sex life is very degenerate, mostly anal/oral
Where do I find a gf like this

>> No.26103593

>>26101162
nice

>> No.26103607

I’m a top who has a thing for fucking Jews. I have never met someone who manages finances better than me. I’m constantly telling Jewish boyfriends to save money and invest.

It’s mildly humorous. But anyone else is even worse. Why do people waste money?