/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26090638
Who cares dude

Have you told your girlfriend that?

>>26090638
Same here, why do we desire the things we can't have?

>>26090638
I feel stuck brehs

Been with my gf 5 years but am getting sick of her presence

>>26090660
>Have you told your girlfriend that?
Of course not anon, why would anyone break their girlfriend's heart?

>>26090708
I have yet to be able to find one that I don't get sick of after 9 months or so. 5 years seems well past the "shit or get off the pot" timeframe.

>>26090638
girls are getting uglier, and porn is making us want more and more unrealistic girls. Fuck this suffering. Gotta become a damn lookism chad now. Kinda there, but at what cost?

>>26090714
Why would anyone stay in a relationship where they would rather be in a better one?
This is precisely why you shouldn't have sex until you're ready to have a family and engage in long term planning behavior so as to not get caught in some vaginal trap with an ugly woman that you're greater than because of pleasure and convenience.

>>26090638
buy low sell high
>>26090682
evolution

>>26090762
I want a girl that has a dick

>>26090638

Guys I was a 25 year old virgin and desperate to get laid so I started fucking the first slampig that paid attention to me now she is living with me I am LITERALLY TRAPPED. FUCK

>>26090638
i have a hot girlfriend, its the same as a girlfriend just witht a heaven butt

>>26090894
Move out. As soon as possible. You made a mistake, but you can fix it. Never live with another woman until you're married.

>>26090894
Daniel is that you?

Have fun getting cucked

>>26090894
damn dude, hope i don't ever become this insecure. I'm 27 old virgin who sucked the titties of a hot girl, took her to a fancy Italian restaurant and dumped her after a month cuz I'm a weird 4chan schizo and we would never understand eachother. Props to her for not putting out to me, I was blue balled at the time, but she stuck to her morals.

>>26090817
>Why would anyone stay in a relationship where they would rather be in a better one?
We post in 4chan, we can't have a better one

>>26091013
>I'm 27 old virgin who sucked the titties of a hot girl, took her to a fancy Italian restaurant and dumped her after a month cuz I'm a weird 4chan schizo and we would never understand eachother. Props to her for not putting out to me, I was blue balled at the time, but she stuck to her morals.
>t.

>>26090832
gay

>>26090762
This. People say "I'll only accept a 7/10 or 6/10 gf but I can't find one!" And then the post pics of porn stars/models and say "this is a 7 or 6 out of 10".

My gf is a legit 6 or 7 out of 10 and I'm very happy with her. She has her flaws I notice for sure, but at the same time she is my gf and I always feel like she's the prettiest girl ever when I go places with her.

Personality and shared interests are way, way more important than looks. The fact that looks are the #1 thing you look for in women is setting you up for failure and disappointment.

>>26090895
I have a hot wife, and it's the same. Yeah, she's hot, but you still have to deal with all the bullshit

>>26090832
I'm thinking based

memes aside, you think you do, but you don't, they smell like men, if you can't smell, go all in, if you can, you will be reminded they are but fake monstrosities, that insult God's face, everytime you are around them

You can do what some girls do. Some girls have a boyfriend who has a "boyfriend dick" and they have a side Chad who sexually pleases her a couple times a month. Come to an understanding with your mate, op. If she loves you, she'll be all for it. You might even be able to setup 3somes using her Tinder.

Married to a well know internet slut! Super hot.. just got fake tits... goes through money like crazy... there is a price to pay my friends.

>>26091288

Since when is being a tranny fucking faggot ever based. Enjoy aids and homosexuality

The grass isn't greener on the other side...

>>26091345
>Not desiring a femenine body without a disgusting leaking vagina

>>26091243
Any advice on how to get gf If I'm an actual autist?

>>26090638
As someone who really desires my girlfriend that sucks bud. I think i may ask her if i can jerk off in her mouth tonight.

>>26090638
do you remember that time when you could have taken profits but instead you hodled before the dump?

>>26090638
i felt like this with my ex, but i had some kind of weird distorted vision. she was desired by others and honestly was pretty badass and attractive. be careful about being ungrateful, anon. unless she is shitty too, then dump her.

>>26091456
Unironically, don't be ugly or fat, you just have to be an average normie looking faggot, and just talk to girls, eventually one will like you enough to be with you, when they start talking with you, just hide your power level, if you start saying how the jew runs the world and your only hobby is talking to schizos in a thailandese money laundering forum she will not talk to you anymore, just let her do the talking, talk about normie shit, like your dreams, movies or music

My strategy is to never go after them if there isn't a clear signal they're into you, there is this hot redhead classmate I have, she some times hints she is into me, but I have never made a move, because I don't want to look like a retard

>>26091573
yes

>>26091633
>talk about normie shit, like your dreams, movies or music
what if my dream is to eradicate all jews, niggers, and mudslimes?

>>26090894
based. just use her for depraved shit while you make your exit

I know you're a bunch of virgins but genuinely want some opinions on if monogamy is even worth it? I don't understand why I commit to relationships when I still desire fucking other women

>>26090638
I have a girlfriend but I want a hot girlfriend (male).

>>26091633
I'm not fat and I would say I'm average or slightly above average in the looks department. Also there is this girl who I know from high school, who is pretty mentally unstable and cuts herself and shit. But she's very attractive and she's probably the best bet for me right now. Do I go for it or do I stick with "Don't stick your dick in crazy"?

>>26090832
Don't do it bro. I've made it but contracted hiv for fucking trannies unironically.

>>26091456
Online dating. Lower your standards. Message and go on a date even with the girls you are "iffy" on and you think aren't good enough for you. Love and attraction grows over time. One of these girls might end up as your wife.

Also make sure you have at least some hobbies in common.

>>26091456
literally just talk to one. They are not that hard if they're not super hot. If they're under an 8- you can swindle one. Just go for the shock and awe approach. Approach her and at first give her a lot of attention. Open up (but like >>26091633
said, DO NOT TALK ABOUT JEWS OR CRYPTO OR POLITICS OR RELIGION) and have her feel like you two have made a connection. Then just go about your life and don't put her on a pedestal. By this I DO NOT mean purposefully ignore her. I mean do your shit and put her down the list in the priority chart (e.g. 1>Family/Religion (if you're religous) 2. Staying Healthy 3. Getting stacks 4. Job/School or NEET hoibbies 5. that girl). She will miss the attention and see you're an independent man and she will go after you not vice versa. Then slowly build things up. You do all of this and you can get any 7/10 or lower girl. As long as you're not a mega manlet (under 5'6, this strategy even works for non-fat manlets) or smell bad or are a literal goblin, this will work. It is tried and tested. It is equivalent of HODLing.

>>26090832
>>26091288
>>26091404
Enjoy your time in hell

>>26091714
Then you slightly alter your dreams, like I want to own a house, or travel to Germany, when in reality you want to say, I want to erradicate the jew so houses will be affordable again, and I want to go pay respects to multiple graves of former national socialist officers
>>26091806
>I know you're a bunch of virgins but genuinely want some opinions on if monogamy is even worth it?
BIG DEPENDS
If you land on a nice girl, then absolutely, if you have a whore, flavor of the year gf, then BIG NO
Nothing in the world will ever replace the satisfaction of raising your own family, not even being dirty rich
>>26091848
Go all in, but move quickly, those whores are useless, men are the opposite of women, the more experience you have the more desired you are by other bitches

>>26091848
do it for the GF simulator xp bro, you'll totes level up and get some sick unlocks (ironic but serious)

>>26091848
Stay away from crazy

>>26091869

Online dating is depressing as fuck as a male. It’s guaranteed you will date a girl a few points down from you. Fuck OLD and go for real life approaches

https://www.strawpoll.me/42459778
What's in store for bitcoin in 2021?

>>26091883
Based advice, another trick you can do is try to send the signal into her brain that you are an figure of authority to her, discreetly scold her for stupid shit, from time to time, treat her like a child with small but stupid things, like buying her a candy or tieing her shoes, nothing on the world will make her pussy wether than the subconscious idea you can replace her father, read Freud

I don't have a girlfriend, and I'm getting old so I might not ever have one

>>26091948
The best way to meet potential girlfriends is through friends. Something that many people forget is that women prefer that other people "evaluate" men for them - partly so that they know the social value of the man, and partly so that they know that the dude isn't a creep. So if you have friends, they're basically vouching for you, without neither you or them having to do anything.

>>26091912
>>26091931
>>26091937
We used to talk about stuff in highschool, I would say we're friends. From what I've heard she's still a virgin and hasn't really dated anyone. Fuck she would have been perfect only if she was more ok in the head.

>>26092115
Idk anon, seems like you are thinking like a robot, if you have not spoked to her in a long time, and she isn't chasing you, then she probably doesn't care about you, you could try asking her for a date, but if she refuses it will feel bad, my advice is to make normie friends and go out with them until you meet a girl then, slowly undermine her confidence when she is around you, while giving her attention at the same time

>>26092192
We chat on whatsapp and I have been out with her a couple times and it went pretty well.

>>26090832
The great dilemma

>>26092234
Then go on, bitches with emotional/mental problems are the easiest to dick, but it comes at the price of being extremely unstable, just don't catch feelings, and move on if she rejects your advances

>>26092294
>just don't catch feelings
Why? Isn't that the whole point? We have similar interests, also we have the same music tastes so we often send links to tracks to each other. She seems like a nice person even if she's unstable. I might invite her to go running together or something anon.

>>26092497
You don't want to catch feelings with an extremely unstable girl that will leave you for a dude weed lmao skater

Obviously I am just an anonymous faggot on the internet, so do what you want to do, but if the girl is as crazy as you say, then she is not a good gf candidate

>>26090638
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

>>26092561
She's basically the only girl I know and I'm comfortable when around her. She seems to like me too. Anon I might go for it.

>>26090638
uniornically personality > pretty face. the former lasts a potential lifetime and the latter both slowly withers and you slowly stop giving a fuck about.

I have a hot girlfriend but I'm more attracted to her little sister than her. And I don't want to go to prison so I'm too beta to make any moves on her.

>>26090638
keep up the good work, rajesh

>>26092829
>I have a hot girlfriend but I'm more attracted to her little sister than her
Based, how old is her sister?

>>26092761
Nah, social standing (be it either because of wealth, being the chad in a group of people, or because of some sexy skill you got such as singing like Freddie Mercury) is what matters.

>>26090817
this
people are not honest
if youre shitty, be honest about it, saves time and life energy

>>26092497
coming from a person who himself was a virgin and got into a relationship with a somewhat unstable woman: only do it if you are yourself 100 sane in the head. i got emotionally wrecked in this relationship. I am still somewhat afraid women because of that.

>>26091288
I don't think you understand
I want a girl with a dick

>>26090638
Ape into Glitch when it goes on UNI at $1M cap. Buy new GF in Q3.

>>26093139
>I want a girl with a dick
Don't we all do anon?

I've been thinking about simping to camwhores with big hooters ngl

>>26090638
Having a hot girl is pretty awesome. I've dated some pretty hot chicks. Problem it's hard work. You have to constantly be on your feet since there's always vultures trying to snatch her up and she knows this.

>>26093205
I want a girl with a pussy and small tits :(

>>26090638
just fuck her in the asshole then make her exercise. Everyone looks better when they take care of themselves anon

>>26093094
Thanks for the input. She never says or does anything crazy or deranged when I talk to her or when I'm out with her. She used to cut herself back in highschool, idk if she still does. I think we would be happy together

>>26090832
based

>>26093347
just be better than all the other dudes and you have nothing to worry about

>>26090762
Who gave that baby testosterone

>>26090638
Is she a good person?

>>26090638
buy a thot and break your gf heart. fuck women. they are throwaways! or become gay like me! i was heterosexual but the i sucked a dick for 50$. the money was good and the taste wasn't bad

>>26093347
>>26093391
You two are wrong, you don't have to be better or constantly work for her, you have to convice her subconscious you are the only one she will ever be safe with
Will she be safer with Chad Thundercock?
Probably, but as long as she doesn't believe it, everything will be fine
How do you think ugly retards get away with punching their 10/10 gfs whenever it appears on the news?

>>26092753
go for it anon, don't think too much. the worst thing you can possibly do is be indecisive. if she's crazy it will be fun, and the emotional rollercoaster will be worth it

>>26092863
I won't say mr fbi sir

>>26093522
>if she's crazy it will be fun, and the emotional rollercoaster will be worth it
wtf. definitely not. too much of a hassle

>>26093478
I'm not talking about dysfunctional relationships. If you want a fucked up girlfriend, then go ahead and beat the shit out of her and tell her that you'll kill her if she goes to the police. Problem solved.
Me, however, prefer my women to actually like me for who I am and what I accomplish. So I try to be the best man I can be.

>>26093583
If you have to try to make people love you it's over. Everyone I have ever interacted with loves me, I have never put more effort into anything than necessary.

>>26093522
Thx for the advice.

>>26093639
>you have to convince her subconsciously
>if you have to try to make people love you it's over
Are you the most hydrocephalic motherfucker I've met this week?

>>26091848
If your in high school and plan on moving after you graduate go for it. Just don't get her pregnant or you will 100% kill yourself or live a ruined life.

>>26091848
Avoid avoid avoid. Expand your circle of acquaintances and meet new girls from there.

>>26093995
>Just don't get her pregnant or you will 100% kill yourself or live a ruined life.
Elaborate please
>>26094070
I'll try anon

>>26094155
Do it, but just don't force it, since it's weird when people try to shove themselves into social situations. I don't know how much of an autist you are.

>>26094211
I haven't met anyone new in a long time I basically only know like 3 people including the girl. I'm really bad at meeting people. I sit at home all the time playing vidya or doing something else.

>>26090638
Send her to me she'll come back hotter with my cum over her face

>>26090638
domp eet then

>>26094335
Right, so my advice then is this:
- When you go shopping, start saying "have a nice day/weekend/evening" or whatever applies to the cashier. Say this with a genuine smile, but don't linger. Also say this to all cashiers, male,m female, young, old, not just whoever you find attractive.
- Whatever you like, try to find local groups that do that thing. Join the group, but try to stay somewhat in the back so you're not in the others' faces from the start.
>Improve your own image. Having the right haircut/beard/clothes make a shitload of difference. Find whatever works for you, but a big hint is that unkempt beard and hair rarely works, unless you're literally Brad Pitt.

>>26090638

Do you love your current girlfriend or not? If you don't stop wasting her time.

>>26094714
Also: aim 5-10 years younger than you are.

>>26090894
she can take half of ur bigcorns if you lived together for more than a year

>>26094993
For the girl?

>>26090638
That's my girlfriend.

>>26095022
No, for your mom.

>>26095119
I don't get it

>>26090638
>have hot big titty girlfriend
>want hot flat chested imouto gf
my coomer mind wont ever be happy will it

How do I get my former oneitus to dump her longtime boyfriend and come to me

>>26095219
Whichever girl you're interested in should ideally be 5-10 years younger than you are. There's a shitload of evolutionary and psychological reasons for this. But just go with it.
Also: don't be disconcerted if you really feel like an autist, anon. I've been in your place, and I managed (somehow) to be social centerpiece man who slept around a lot.

Life is too short to be playing musical chairs with people. Listen OP, you'll never be satisfied with this mindset. Find someone you love and build a life together with them. They should be your other half, and a record keeper of shared precious memories. You'll want to make life on this shitty planet a truly wonderful experience, and want someone by your side who is an integral part of it. Relationships shouldn't be taken for granted; when you mutually agreed to become an intimate part of each other's lives you should understand it as a serious opportunity to truly find happiness with another person. Something about then sparked your interest in them, and you damn well better try every avenue possible to keep that flame ignited. Help each other be happy. Life's short, love makes it longer. Don't waste your time trying to find emotions as powerful as love to fill that depressed void.

>>26095349
1. Gym
2. Groom
3. Clothes
4. Club
5. ???
6. SUCCESS

>>26091243
Most pornstars are 5/10 anyways. Some are even 3/10 with makeup magic.

just hodl till the thot bubble crashes.

swingies get the rope

I want a fake girlfriend

>>26090638
I want an anime girlfriend.

>>26091456
Dude it’s base biology. Females instinctually want a male who can provide, protect, and have healthy offspring. Be confident, strong, stable, healthy, friendly and girls will notice you.

>>26095535
Most women are 2/10. Your average prime age "attractive woman" is probably 5/10. A young, actually attractive woman would score as 7 or 8/10.

>>26095463
I won't shrug off the girl yet but I guess I won't lose anything if I look for other ones. Thx for the advice anon. It's 6am and I need sleep.

>>26095653
Agreed. Most of the girls in college were not worth the risk of aids.

>>26095775
You might have a one-itis. Just be aware of it. And remember that it will go away if you socialize with other women (even more so if you fuck around).

>>26091859
>these are the people I've been taking financial advice from.

>>26095812
I think this is more so true with sorority women.

>>26095955
>taking financial advice from schizos on /biz/
NGMI

>>26096156
>taking financial advice from schizos on /biz/
GMI

>>26095349
Killing your self will get the job done

>wants a hot girlfriend
>doesn't know arpa makes him private
>won't see what he does with bella

>>26095640
This is NOT how evolutionary psychology works
In a normal environment, women are forced to pair up with stable provider men because they would starve without one
In a modern environment, resources are never an impediment, so women gravitate towards charmers that excite them sexually, regardless of whether they'll stick around for a family
If anything, there's even psychological pressure to AVOID stable men- because these men usually don't impregnate more than one women, if any at all, while women subconsciously want their sons to be socially dominant Chads who move between many other women and/or steal them
Basic stuff. If you want a wife you MUST be a veteran charmer first and a good husband second

>>26092055
none of my friends know any single girls, and if they do they are party sluts. there literally isn't any good single women once you get to 30

this has nothing to do with chainlink

>>26095628

>>26096443
Two possibilties:
1. You're hanging out with massive midwit tattooed wannabe "alpha chads" and "top stacys" but they're really failures
2.Your friends are introverts, or you should expand your friend circle. If you're 30-35, you should aim for a woman in her 20-25s, for optimality. You'd have a good economy and a certain swagger (hopefully), which is attractive.

>>26093347
Kike rat

>>26097153
Don't be silly. Marrying a Jew is not only good luck, it also grants your children an inalienable shield in the upcoming globohomo empire, and you get to squeeze Khazar milkies.

>>26096519
Thanks for the hearty kek anon

>>26090708
Same. Only reason I'm still here is because I'm sure I'd also get annoyed by anyone else after 5 years

>>26090894
That's how I've met my one and only girlfriend

Literally dont bother with a relationship if you want someone 'better'.

> 33 y/o
> $2.2M net worth
> no GF since highschool
> bad personality, get bored easily

What are my chances realistically of getting a virgin 24-26 y/o?

>>26097965
really hard if you are in the west
go to Asia bro

>>26097965
No 24-26 year old will like you for you, you will literally have to show you have money, FeelsBadMan.

>>26097965
if u check all the dating sites every day for years you might find one. i've done it for 2 years and i've seen 2-3 they haven't liked me so far though. that's out of probably 2000 girls. very unlikely to meet one if you just hope to find one in real life

>>26090638
i had a 5'11 gf with DDD tits and a fat ass that i broke up with after 3 years cause the height was too much. now im still alone 5 years later

you can tell no one on /biz has made it or we wouldn't be seeing shit threads like this

>>26098072
>>26098075
Under 29 doable? Since I've been out of the dating scene so long, I don't really know what the market is.

>>26095489
delete this. i dont want to know this

>>26098225
Probably the higher 20's, getting a virgin nowadays is really hard.
Mid to younger 20's, your best bet would be random dating apps.

>>26098225
i'm 29 and I haven't dated since high school either. I really thought people on /pol/ were over exaggerating when they talked about how shitty women are but it's way worse than I thought. I've been trying for 2 years and looked at like 2k girls and I'd only be willing to go out with like maybe 5 of those out of 2000. I haven't been on a single date so far. I was talking to this one girl who was really into guns and had asburgers for a while but she moved away. That fucking sucked