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How do I profit from communism?

twitter.com/AOC/status/1165340309384908800

first for CLF bagholders reply to me, you have been scammed

>>26089076
RACIST GHIV MARINES ASSEMBLE!

Is anyone here following UiPath’s IPO? I used to work at a Big 4 firm that used it, and it can do some pretty interesting stuff. I plan on buying maybe $5,000 worth.

I think I have covid and I have to go to work but idk if I do ;__; scary world it's a really really hard job I hate life

wife's bringing pizza
the local joint is good but
it is expensive

i got fugged in a good way :DD

>>26089038
Any niggers willing to obliterate my a-nus ?

Buy SPCE. It's a fundamentally garbage company but
>80% short
>ARKX will be forced to buy more and more as people pile into the fund
>the fund will be wildly popular because Cathie plus SPACE
>easy meme to force on reddit because DUDESPACEBRO
>80% short interest
Easy peazy shorts are squeezy

>>26089110
>bought at 9
>sold at 18
sign me the fuck up for another scam like this yes please

>>26089213
>sold
>bagholder

>>26089177
unless you are extremely fat or very old you will be fine
like obvi be careful for the sake of coworkers and customers but the average age of death is higher than the average life expectancy. if you're under 40 you're more likely to be killed by a farm accident than by covid

>randomly browsing twitter
>find a post about TSLA analyzing its claims about electric roofs
>absolutely assaulted by dozens of poo TSLA shills
Is TSLA how India becomes a superpower?

>>26089178
pottery

How do you deal with the crushing feeling of defeat? I've only doubled my money so far in 2021. It's not enough, and I'm starting to think I'm just the type of person who can never be satisfied. I just want to be the most powerful individual alive and rule the universe, is that too much to ask? I need to own at least half the world's GDP by 2050 or it's all over and I'll never make it.

>>26089202
Think the shorts will grow? 80% is nice for now but doesn't seem like enough fuel for a squeeze yet.

So a little over a year ago, I asked about any tips for starting out, and someone told me to wait a year before trying options to first get a feel for how markets work. I wanted to try options and am reading about them over the weekend. I want to ask, I see people here say options are a great way to make more than holding stocks, but it is also a great way to lose more. How true is this to keep in mind?

>>26089178
my wife's making soup
just spent all day making broth
pretty excited

>>26089118
Fuck niggers. GetHIV. Also I'm a little spooked right now because someone posted a pic of the above left place in Cali in /smg/ earlier and now I'm seeing it.

>>26089312
stop going outside or reading the news and be king of your own little world

>>26089326
I think the float will shrink because of ARKX, which will make that 80% rise even if no new shorts join. What if Cathie ends up buying something like 20% of the float? Then you're already at 100% shorted without new shorts.

>>26089250
like just sell and take your losses a anyway if it doesnt go back up next week. its literally only 10%. what kind of retard bagholds

>>26089336
Just buy low sell high? I doubled my money in two weeks, I have never used options.

>>26089336
it's gambling with unlimitted losses if you do it wrong
there was a dude who got fucked 700k in the ass by doing naked calls
don't fuck with them if you don't completely understand what you're doing

>>26089339
i made stock last night
chopped up some shiitake shrooms
made a good ramen

>>26089118
reporting in

>>26089399
retard i said bagholders, you sold so you are not brain dead

>>26089352
that is a rock not a mountain or a hill please dont mislead the google captcha ai

>>26089255
Im still terrified.

>>26089425
the real question now
settle for plain soup?
or get fresh bread at the store

>>26089336
Don't fuck with them like what >>26089422 says, also CLF Tranny now is in the red after not dumping his six-figure contract, don't fuck around

>>26089485
stress makes death more likely
and never forget you could catch the idaho flu at anytime. you feel fine, great even, then BAM you die

>>26089531
The CLF tranny lost all xir's money? Suicide livestream when?

>>26089202
If you're going after the space meme why not buy NPA while it's still early instead?

>>26089544
What's the Idaho flu?
Is stress really that bad for you?

>>26089336
If you went all in on November GME calls you'd have lost everything, if you went all in on Jan 15 GME calls you'd have made literal millions

>>26089474
Yes but look at this fucking shit. Is it a sign? GHIV shill's vacation site is appearing in my captcha.>>26063374>>26063374

>>26089572
Yep he was reeeing of Friday afternoon when his calls tanked

>>26089326
>yet
the chart looks like a cycle of old shorts getting fucked then being replaced by new shorts who win, and repeat
just like ACB

>>26089531
This is bullshit. Hes down 200k buy hes not red.

>>26089580
I have actual space picks (SPCE is not one of them), Virgin has it's own short squeeze thing going that's caught my eye

I set a $30 stock buy limit for Tuesday and if that doesn't fire by the time I wake up I'll just market buy.

>>26089594
yes its a sign glowies are trying to tell you to buy ghiv. only possible explanation

This anime sucks. I watched half of the first episode

>>26089594
I mean look at this shit >>26075476

I exhaled forcefully through my nose at a racist post so to punish myself I sold all my stocks and gave the money away to black charities to prove how anti-racist I am.

grubbros...

>>26089633
>CLF bagholder

>>26089352
That was me and that’s fucking crazy because it’s not the same picture but it’s the same thing, Morro rock. It’s sacred to Indians.

>>26089496
a mug of bone broth
good for the body and soul
better than coffee

>>26089652
>yes its a sign glowies are trying to tell you to buy ghiv.
Oh thank fuck. I'm glad they have my back instead of trying to troll. Thanks based glowniggers.

>>26089585
stress is the leading cause of sudden death
stress excacerbates heart disease, dementia, and can cause heart failure and arythmias
https://news.yale.edu/2000/01/31/mental-stress-can-lead-sudden-death-yale-study-finds
STRESS KILLS
IT KILLS YOU RIGHT NOW
STOP BEING STRESSED
STRESS!

>>26089661
bullish

>>26089669
haha youre not racist? what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>26089639
shill me on the virgin squeeze, sounds like my kind of datenight

>>26089709
ok.. Will do daddy..

>>26088212
Saw this post from last thread and am now panicking. I just ate some fruit and went over my 5g of carbohydrates a day limit, now I think the rapture is going to occur and want to post images of Korean women FUCK save me please

>>26089594

>>26089656
Yea looks like trash. Hope you're watching AOTS (and potentially AOTY)

>>26089685
meanwhile here I am
chugging monster and smoking
my poor little heart

>>26089118
4k shares balls deep here

>>26089544
>Idaho flu
Is that the disease from The Stand?

>>26089656
Manga is more brutal. Anime has been shit for me lately.

>>26089735
see
>>26089202
Cathie Wood's new ARKX (Space Exploration) ETF will buy SPCE. It will represent massive forced buying into a stock that's 80% short and has meme potential. That's my entire thesis.

>>26089763
rapture happened like 200 years ago we're all living in purgatory
BUT
if you beat daily inflation you might be able to indulge your way into heaven

Why is the market closed just because of some nigger holiday?

>>26089672
How's this for a grub hub?

>>26089336
If you cant explain all the greeks and options income strategies then youre not ready

>>26089795
it's a garfield joke from several decades ago

>>26089797
Anime in general I meant.

>>26089672
This would be infinitely better without the bottom text

Any BIGboys in here. I’m positive. Also when the fuck is MSFT going up

>>26089672
the kind of capitulation that makes ya boogie

>>26089821
explaining greeks isn't hard, their all gay retards who jack off to imaginary perfect circles and worship fugly milfs with robot owls

>>26089474
>>26089594
>>26089764

Morro Rock is a famous California landmark.

should i just buy tqqq or other 3x etf and sell calls against it?

>>26089795
That’s Captain Trips

>>26089672
ouchie

wife is back with 'za
it's time to sit down and eat
i'll ttyl

>>26089889
Yeah I know I live in Morro Bay. Was just watching the otters for a bit earlier.

>>26089889
morro rock is worst rock
birdshit covered heap of rocks
good rocks are up north

>>26089763
pretty sure sugar from fruit is fine due to the fiber you also get from it or something. fruit juice is bad though.

>>26089966
as a produce salesman I can confirm that fruit is very good for you and should immediately run out your door and buy several hundred dollars worth of it from your local grocer

>>26089764
>>26089889
I'm feeling it.

>>26089805
>yfw when it was the native americans who got raptured away by smallpox and now white people must atone for their sins by tolerating joggers
buy spce

>>26089656
Looks very generic.

>>26089991
Based

>>26089995
RAPTURE IS OLD NEWS
NOW WE'RE WAITING FOR THE RUPTURE
LUBE UP MOTHERFUCKERS

>>26089336
Start by buying calls in stocks you think will grow quickly
Once you've got a hang of that you can move on to puts and spreads

>>26089966
fruit has been bred to be basically candy. get your carbs from broccoli

>>26089685
You just drink that shit straight up? What's it taste like?

>>26089683
You're a fucking retard.

>>26089999
checked and yes that's my first instinct

Occasionally you stumble upon an isekai that's a lot of fun, and sometimes they're just trash.

>>26089805
>by in ID
Sounds legit. You need 95 shares of Indulgences to go to Heaven

>>26090087
are you invested in CLF?

>>26089683
This retarded fud tells me we're going to moon like fuck tomorrow morning.

I'm starting to feel optimistic about my BB shares. If they think $30 is realistic, this can't go down that much anymore.

>>26089936
I lived in San Diego for 26 years before I joined the army

I finally broke down and bought some of my state’s legal weed because I don’t want to be sober Monday

>>26090161
>stocks moon sunday morning

>>26090161
yes you will moon on a sunday!

>>26090164
I wish I didn't live in muttland. Having to wait a day while everybody else gets cheap BB shares will be painful

I pulled my credit report after 7 years of delinquency and all the negative shit fell off. How do I go about restoring my good goy points?

>>26090075
like shitty chink soup

>>26090208
Shit. Again its been a rough week anon.

>>26090075
if you get the unsalted kind, it tastes like soup that needs salt

I have 5k to spend, shill me memes or talk me out of $3 puts on UUUU for premiums

>>26090263
I can see that choosing CLF as a good investment

>>26090177
Nice I was Air Force.

Iridium communications is the play for ARKX not meme space SPACs, IRDM is already in ARKQ and ARKK and they are the leading satellite company.

>>26089496
What kind of anime is that dude setting up on his computer?

>>26090366
Sonic X

>>26080839
you didn't manage risk properly, sad. I've been selling options all 2020 and I was up about 100%.

>>26090335
BB calls

>>26089600
Link to posts

>>26090230
i wouldn't buy leaf stocks on the leaf exchange if i could get them cross-listed on the NYSE instead
no afterhours trading on the TSX so you're handicapped from the cross-listed ticker

only reason to do it is if you want the quick liquidity into CAD and if it's stable. I don't trade ACB but the leafs trading ACB got royally fucked when earnings made it dump -15% or something afterhours (as usual with ACB) so people could dump it on NYSE but people trading it on the TSX were screwed until open where it dumped another -15% before they can unload
dunno if it's wise buy something volatile like BB right now on the TSX

>>26090357
It will be composed of the highest beta like all ARK instruments. Oh and AAPL

>>26090335
>GME unironically, especially if we go to $30 or below
>SPCE for the short squeeze meme
>MAXR and KTOS for space memes, SRAC if it gets to the mid teens

>>26090341
Still up almost 20k but yeah losing 10k in a day wasnt fucking fun.

Itll rebound before expiry.

>>26090357
Convince me why Iridium is still relevant once Starlink is fully deployed

This is the LAST, FINAL, ABSOLUTE time I'm warning you all about BFARF. I'm not typing this shit out again, EVER.
>smashed $3 listing for NASDAQ requirement
>US listing imminent
>small marketcap
>higher hash rate than MARA
>hydroelectricity-powered facilities (only costs $7500 per bitcoin)
>just secured 40m from US institutional investors
The choice is easy. Hop on the train before it leaves the station, niggers!

>>26090512
you should of sold... I am sorry anon..

>>26089118
BUY GHIV

>>26090434
The more I learn about Canada, the less appealing of a country it seems to be unless you want to hide in the woods or you're a Chinese/Indian looking to start a business

>>26090504
just sold the rest of my SPCE for 2x gains, I do like the space plays just not confident in any beside SpaceX

>>26090562
It sounds like barf, pass!

I put 33% of my portfolio into pipp at $14.15

>>26090230
It's wild that even the worst leaf brokers have US trading by default but most mutts can't into TSX

>>26090576
I think the company underlying SPCE is worth $0 by 2024 but a squeeze looks super imminent with ARKX buying soon

>>26090562
kek every time i see you try to shill this, i cant take it seriously because I hear BARF in my head

>>26089118
I SOMETIMES PREFER THE COMPANY OF WHITE PEOPLE OVER OTHER PEOPLE

>Japan's suicide rate rises 16% in second wave of Covid
>Suicide rates amongst women up 37% during the second wave.
They are literally gonna kill themselves before we get there anons, what should we do?

>>26090562
hahaha oops
>bought $200 at $0.69 CAD
>sold after the first double

>>26090624
>enjoying the company of others
fuck OFF normie

>>26090562
How man shares do you have at what price? I am in at 2.43 with 2k shares

>>26090572
small towns are fine, since they're usually too cold and rural to be appealing to the imports and its easy to basically ignore provincial/federal rules.

>>26090658
Jesus Christ that's actually really fucked
I can't wait any longer, Biden needs to get us air travel to Japan again.

>>26090562
>Buying crypto related stocks when it is near the top of the bubble
The time to buy these stocks was 6 months ago when they were $1 each

>>26090691
2530 at 2.90
I have 3k clearing Tuesday to buy more

>>26090572
it's basically identical to US though
everything relevant is basically within reach of the US border

it doesn't even get that cold around Toronto, right now it's positive temperature and we were lucky to have a white christmas very briefly

>>26090608
I wonder if you set your vpn to Israel or Germany then you trade with whoever you wanted.
Maybe the nordvpn shills have a good product

>>26090680
>100$ profit
TOP KEK

>>26089966
Sugar is perfectly fine, just like everything else in moderation. I'm just amazed that some retard thinks carbohydrates turns people into Tinny by age 50
>>26090562
You bought into BFARF too late.

>>26090658
shutdowns kill more than COVID does and the longer this goes on the harder it is to believe that's not intentional

>>26090713
>implying bitcoin is a bubble
It already dipped
It is going NOWHERE but up from here

>>26090658
i must be really mentally broken because i legit dont get why people would kill themselves, this is literally my dream life. haven't left my house since mid-august

>>26089764

Photo taken from Dorn's Breakers Cafe?

>>26090724
we are going to make it

>>26090075
>>26090248
>>26090294
well i make my own
use chicken carcass and veg
salt to taste and drink

>>26090743
>not even listed on US markets yet
The ride is only beginning fren

>>26090759
Bitcoin is boomertech in an innovation space. Literally paying a premium for the brand name.

Everyone go laugh at CLF Tranny

>>26089360

>>26090538
Nothing, I'm looking at what stock will be the top holding in ARKX and this seems to be the best bet since they are already an established company with consistent revenue. If it's not the top it will most certainly be the top 3 in ARKX.

>>26090694
Minnesota is basically New Somalia and Alaska has large Polynesian population. If there is gibs, they will come.
>>26090729
I don't dislike Canadians, they're brothers like Australians or Brits. I watched an interesting video that explained that Canadian nationalism is leftwing anti-Americanism, is that true? Do you guys dislike us so?

>>26090759
ok boomer lmao

>>26090743
Small amounts of carbs are fine. Eating a bag of sugar and washing it down 2 litter of soda will kill you

Buy $hear, won't stay this undervalued once March earnings are released.

>>26090889
Aw nah man, bro made me 900 USD. Woulda been twice that if I waited a day longer to sell. That cunt is alright in my eyes.

>>26090889
i literally hope everyone who is in CLF rn LOSES ANOTHER 10% ATLEAST

>>26089110

ur a nigger

>>26090984
very rude, im not gonna be able to feed my kids next week if clf doesn't come back

>>26090984
I reserve my laughing for bitcoin enthusiasts who think it's going to reach $100k and replace the USD

>>26090787
Yes

>>26090774
Based

>>26090984
madre de bunda

>>26090951
didn't you hope it would moon with Logitech last year?

>>26090906
yeah but the ultimate answer is always 'turn off the power for the winter and wait', those populations literally cant exist without gibs and every government is closer to broke than ever before.

big city liberal types hate america, everyone else quite likes you fools

>>26089770
who?

>>26091069
lol why do you keep replying this to this image?

Are you guys eyeing any trends like electric vehicles?

>>26090889
>This much panic over ~10%
What a bunch of babies, I frequently lose or gain 50-75% of my net worth in a single day.
t. weekly options, penny stocks, GME, NAK, and Chinese shicoin investor

>>26091039
I am white

>>26091102
because it's tharja from fire emblem and I am a fan of the series
question is: why does he keep posting?

>>26090906
most people probably don't give a shit
i feel like the only difference is the gun culture i guess.
most people also feel safer knowing their neighbor doesn't randomly own a gun (it's legal to buy and own guns but no one knows that and just assumes guns aren't allowed in canada)

that said i've only been around new york and pennsylvania so that's my impression of the US. It's suburb hell on both sides

>>26091120
space and nuclear
not because I think it's a sure thing but because it's the only possible path to not dooming humanity and if it doesn't work out money won't save us

>>26089813
>animals are suffering because of factory farming
>eats bugs to tackle the problem
>causes millions of times more suffering
seems legit

>>26091159
ny and pa are horrible
all urban areas are horrible
the best of the US is the parts that aren't cities but aren't barren tundra wasteland

>>26091149
question is: why did you invest in CLF?

>>26091171
That doesn't look very green to me.
The best space company is still private
What about nuclear stocks? Are they starting to go up?
Last I saw european countries were closing nuclear plants.

>>26089888
You are ready.

>>26091186
the thing that really confuses me about bugs is that they are 100% not kosher at all and provide no usable byproducts like leather or fats etc
it seems mainly the only bonus is that they can be farmed indoors in urban areas, the whole thing just seems like a way to destroy rural economies and force people into cities

>>26089336
So far all of my major losses have been from fucking around with options, unless you use them the "right" way to hedge your investments it's literally just gambling.

>>26091171
same, good to know I'm not alone

>>26091276
this type of shit has been done plenty of times previously in history, and it always ends in massive famine/suffering

>>26091276
>the whole thing just seems like a way to destroy rural economies and force people into cities
Finally, we can get rid of racists uneducated yokels (Republicans) and have a society of enlightened progressive intellectuals (Democrats).

>>26091120
Space, drones, and semiconductors

Well good news for some people from Biden. He's gonna sign a bunch of exec orders on the 20th to halt student loan payments and evictions till Covid is over with. Also sign a bunch of others to. Sadly the checks won't happen till he can ram it through congress (1400 or 2800 married).

>>26091309
I've been reading old books (70s and 80s) that I had as a kid about space and it's really cool to see how so much of the "maybe one day a probe will finally go to this place or scientists might figure out this mystery" have been solved
I still don't understand why we don't just launch shitloads of relay sats into sun orbits to make high rate transmission from distant probes easier
space mining is the future but people are too fucking retarded to take the step and actually go

>>26091276
>they are 100% not kosher
Oy vey if you think any jews will be eating the bugs with you, goy

>>26089336
Stock like holding rock and passing on to other grug, even rock worth less, grog still has rock.
Option like grog making bet on grugs exchanging rock. If grog right, grog make big money, but if grog wrong, the money he used to start bet is gone. Grog cannot hold bet.

>>26091171
>investing in the future of humanity
>not gambling for a quick buck now
ngmi

>>26091299
selling contracts to open is another "right" way to play options

>>26090658

It's a fucking shame. Such a wonderful place to visit and the people are next level. Makes the USA and Europe look like some backwater barbaric shithole.

I often tell people that if I had gone when I was young I would have never returned back to the USA. It is just one of those places that feels like home every time I go.

>>26091371
Drones seem interesting. For some reason some of the stocks seem to moon a little recently. I wonder why.
Semiconductors could moon because of china

>>26091087
It's funny with Alaska since Polynesians just live in small houses with 7 people to collect max gibs, then live off welfare. Like you said though, just turn the power off.
>>26091159
I feel less safe in gun restricted areas. Criminals will be commit crime regardless of law. Gun laws only harm innocent people

Space is cool. Ships is cooler. But if you ain't got life support well your fucked no mater how cool the ship is. Guess who makes such things? RTX. Also they're expanding into space more with Blue Canyon.

>>26091412
Nice. I read Asimov's The Complete Robot this summer and had a similar experience, though we haven't achieved very much of that stuff yet. I don't know either. It has just got to be evil jews + boomers as board members/execs of the companies with the capital to actually take risks and boldly go, and so they don't. Musk is an anomaly in that sense so maybe his success will embolden others.

>>26091393
> destroy leverage
> scare banks away from every doing non-tangible loans ever again
> "why is it so hard for disadvantaged people to get lines of credit now?"
THEY BOUGHT THEIR TUITION, THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE GETTING INTO. I SAY, LET EM CRASH

>>26091422
Unironically one of the best options explanations I've seen on /smg/

>>26089177
Just go and spread it to your boss unless he gives you a raise

>>26091171
i guess if you look at it that way
this whole time i was looking at SRCA and thinking the valuation does not make sense when it was meant to be as support so they can get funding as a company in the first place. It's certainly more noble than buying weed or EV companies which are both widely overvalued

i still won't buy until like months or even years after the merger, the SPAC company itself is pocketing the money and i don't like that out of principle

>>26091505
Kratos basically specializes in Cathie Wood memes and the market cap is fairly small

>>26091534
> an autistic white african american with a small titty goth gf will save humanity
it's not going to happen but god damn that's the world I want to live in

I bought the top on PLUG and SBE

In the red for like $1000 right now

This shit better turn around

>>26091239
This is the beginning of the space revolution. SpaceX will be going to Mars with the development of Starship, then you got NASA landing humans on the Moon with the Artemis missions, then you got Starling, OneWeb, Amazon sending satellites to space for worldwide internet coverage, then you got all satellite and payload companies which will be able to utilize the larger storage space of Starship and they will be able to launch bigger satellites.

Also genuinely curious, are there synthetic derivatives of options in the same way you have synthetic CDOs of CDOs?

What are some risky plays that will let me to either x4 my money in a couple of months or bankrupt me. I want to feel something again

Will Season 2 save us from terrible anime from the past few years????

Fucking sucks. I'm 38. I prob won't live to see an actual Holodeck in action. You know full on star trek tng like. I had plans.. thanks to modern medical tech I can you know take a little blue pill when I'm old and go out with a bang in a nice holo sim..

>>26091678
all in on party city

>>26091596
I looked at Kratos before you mentioned it. Directed energy weapons and drones will be huge. That seems great.

What do you think of draganfly for a microcap?
For some reason it mooned recently.

>>26090906

Canadians suffer from an inferiority complex when it comes to the USA. For some reason they have to tear down the USA to make themselves feel better. Canadian cities have become 3rd world shit holes. It's like a National Geographic film. You have everything but white people. Lots of young and stupid socialists that think everything is free and don't realize they're taxed to pay for it. Shitty medical to boot. They are overwhelmed with just a couple of 1000 cases of Corona. Fucking pathetic.

Disclaimer: Expat.

Uh guys what are they doing to Arthur?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EaePu0-fZ4o

>>26091637
hey I didn't say he'd save us

>>26091678
GME

>>26091651
SBE looks like a good stock. PLUG seems kind of bloated, I think you'll bounce back on by Wednesday

>>26091711

>>26091050

Bitcoin will be more than $100k later this year.

>>26091678
All in on PLTR, either it dips to $15 EOY, or you become a millionaire.

>>26091230

Upstate NY is fucking gorgeous. Catskills, Hudson Valley, etc. The Dem cities is what makes NY State a shit hole. Most of the rural areas are Rep.

>>26091707
Haven't heard of them, I'll look into it

>>26091772
Tether can pin BTC's value to any number it wants

>>26091782
my problem with new england is that there's no wilderness
there's pretty stuff but there's houses and resorts all over ruining every view
I like looking off into the distance and knowing that if I walked that way I would die before getting anywhere

>>26091511
>I feel less safe in gun restricted areas.
everyone is assumed to not own a gun, so no one bothers to own a gun to protect themselves
that's the culture around guns i guess?

i also live in a boring suburb so im sheltered

>>26091781
based

Is this bullish?

>>26091662
I think space is a waste of money but you are right. Its going to happen. Whats a good stock for that stuff?
Space X and starlink and oneweb aren't public yet. And Amazon is too big.

>>26091832
Okay. They came up when I searched drone stocks.

>>26091834
lol most retarded take award to you

Where I live it ain't bad. Kinda a mix of city and rural living. So I get the best of both. People in my neighborhood actually give a shit about their property. Yet its laid back so its not like everyone's up in everyone else's business. Got space you know.

>>26091069
They weren't a #1 best seller in the headset category on Amazon for the past 2 months last year. They also weren't at all time high's in google traffic with that Amazon listing not ranking first page.

FUCK BROS I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY GHIV INCREASE IN VALUE I HATE THREE DAY WEEKENDS!

>>26091929
I know how boomer hedgies think. Dogecoin has way more upside now than BTC
Tether will be plundered

>>26091996
dogecoin is the only crypto I don't hate

>>26091717

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>26091711
Once leafs can't keep the electricity on, the non whites, except the Chinese, will freeze to death. The Chinese keep to themselves, but you can't trust them worth a damn.
>>26091840
Neighbors make or break an area. If I lived near a bunch of non whites or in a tweaker hut, then I would probably not like guns as much.

>>26091996
>tether will be plundered
what even are you talking about

>>26091722
A robot runs to help, but the robot is worried about its own life, so it runs back, but then it needs to run to help so it runs back and forth going no where. This is the world we are in. Going no where. Forever.

>>26091838

I hear ya....I'm in TX and absolutely love it. Lots of room. 10 minutes out of DFW and lots of big sky....

I remember when I enjoyed long weekends

>>26091717
>1:3 dislike ratio

>>26092161
Do we have to wait for the boomers to die before we can have a 24/7 stock market?

>>26092067
Selling Tether on Kraken. There are no accounting tricks they can pull other than paying out the USD to keep the peg.

>>26092161
Fucking this. As a kid it was finishing my homework by like 5pm on Friday, knowing it was nigger had a dream day and I could stay up late for 3 days and no school til Tuesday.

Now I keep checking RH and no fucking changes and keep looking over at the same companies.

What burgerpunk stocks should we start buying?

>>26091417

>>26092286
I’m eyeing YUM brands, I expect a meme announcement of Beyond Meat x Taco Bell, driving up the hype and the price.

As a die hard Taco Bell enthusiast, it fucking sucks that they’re eliminating so many menu items, all to decrease drive thru times and increasing profit. They know what they’re doing

>>26089336
options zero out. risk of loss, potential of gain, always zeroes out. all the options hedging strategies shift it around, you can have a strategy with a high probability of a low profit, but the potential loss is so high that over a given number of those options, statistically your gains and losses will zero out. You can even out the probability of profit, make it 50/50 odds and you'll see your potential loss and gains are the same too. But they all zero out.

>>26092286
fuck suburbs and walmart but the kid praying to the soda cross is actually kinda heartwarming

I’m watching Soul Eater again

>>26089592
if your buying them on the same day you wouldnt have made millions, you wouldve had to minmax with the timing the week before and hope you get a fill when you exit

>>26092206
Time off is good, worrying about charts all hours of the day fucks people up
Just no long weekends for useless holidays nobody wants

>>26090774
just being able to say "my house" puts you in a completely different world from a lot of people dbh

>>26092286
Start your list with LLY, they're the largest manufacturer of insulin in America.

>>26089038
CCIV

ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

>>26090984
You could have bought on Friday, now that you know you fucked up you're crying.

>>26092286
dog bless america :DD

>>26092765
I'm in PLTR not a lossr like CLF

I think I have covid im so scared

>>26092733
>2:14 PM · Jan 15, 2021

>>26092843
pfft. it's nothing if you're under 60.

>>26092818
well, PLTR is cool stock too. Steel had one bad day and you're shitting on CLF (although you're probably just tired of tranny shilling).

>>26091239
>european countries were closing nuclear plants.
They are, but literally every other non-western country is building more of them, especially china.

>>26092899
I hope all CLF investors lose money

>>26092843
bro relax, drink some tea, and sleep it off. stressing makes your health worse

>>26092843
why do you think this?

What candle stick time frame do you guys use for your astrology lines?

>>26092843
Drink OJ, Milk and get some sun
Don’t fucking go to a hospital
It’s GG once they hook you up to the ventilator

I took out a 160k mortgage to buy 1,000 shares of QCOM - this was smart right?

>>26092941
Well, I hope you knock your head on horse's balls then and fall face first into manure!

>>26092843
just a flu bro. I got it twice this fall.

>>26093012
Cancer

>>26091230
I live in rural PA right now its quite comfy. All cities are degenerate hell holes full of niggers small towns are good

>>26092043
>If I lived near a bunch of non whites or in a tweaker hut, then I would probably not like guns as much.
Counter argument: you would like (owning)guns even more, because fuck waiting for the police to save your ass.

>>26093028
Tsm would make me feel more safer desu

>>26090889
I’m a little confused on clf... why is it a scam? Isn’t it a legit iron mining company?

>>26092843

You'll be alright man. Just take d, zinc, Quercetin.

Buddy caught the Corona and just had the soar throat for 2-3 days. He fucking didn't even miss a day of work (remote).

>>26093064
you wish that upon Jahy?

>>26092941

Gay Faggot

>>26089360

>>26091891
yea when theres a 9.9 and CA slides into the ocean some of our problems will solve themselves

>>26093121
Yes, I just wanted everyone to be happy, but you turned out to be non-fren.

>>26093165
It's too late, they've already planted themselves in Texas and other states.

>>26093127
nice actual faggot thread, go make fun of the worst shill who ever existed CLF tranny

>>26089110
>CLF Tranny shilling CLF since it was $5
>New fag buys at 18 then sells at 16

SCAM GUYS.

>>26093198
Jahy is your fren trying to get you out of bad investment.

>>26093095
It moved way too fast. I had April 120C but I sold them at 5-10. I like tsm but Qualcomm should be trading over 400 by 2025

>>26092987
Because he watches media and thinks news is a service rather than a product

>>26093219
never bought that shit

>>26093127
why is /biz/ talking about stocks outside of /smg/ lol
has CLF fag been trying to shill to crypto retards this whole time?

>2021
>No anime girl sitting on my face
>Stocks going down
Why live?

>>26093110
>He fucking didn't even miss a day of work (remote).
Imagine 'missing a day' of 'remote work'

>>26093092
Good point. It's not that you want to use the gun, rather it's protection for being in an area full of dickheads who will commit crime no matter what. Cops assume whoever has a gun is a bad guy.

>>26093107
You can make that claim about a lot of companies listed on pinksheets. Im short 20C 2022 fyi.

>>26093219
I think it was just how obnoxious he was being about CLF
didn't help that everyone else was in GME instead which started out cheaper

>>26089531
How fucking retarded are you. Tranny is up over a million. If it dropped 200k I think he is going to be fine.

I seriously hate anyone FUDDING CLF right now. Tranny has made a lot of here fucking money and you stupid fucking newfags have the balls to post on SMG your first fucking week talking about losing money on CLF. I seriously hope you commit suicide, you are a waste of space on this forum.

Thank you CLF tranny for making anyone who has been here longer than a fucking week money.

>>26093318
>Dragon girls still don't exist

Time to invest in some rope

>>26093330

I know. I told him why the fuck are you going to use sick time when you're at home already. Save it for when they make us go back to work....lol... To his credit we did have a lot of meetings and fucking work to do.

>>26093389
this happens every time a shilled stock drops. some idiot that showed up a week before and just bought gets caught out while everyone else made mad money. they either fuck off or get in on the next ride and shut up

>>26093389

Ok....so what's she/her going to do for an encore? Or was this it? Can CLF Tranny ask brother for more tips....

>>26091911
I think Cathie might be buying RAVN. They have some small position there already. RAVN makes stratospheric balloons, automated machinery, specialised films and similar stuff that all would have space applications.

Guys what happens to stock trading once the fiat is replaced officially with crypto

>>26093349
Regardless, he made hundreds if not thousands of people on this forum money. I waited over a fucking month or two to finally buy into CLF at 12$. He was shilling that shit at $5. Yet all these newfag niggers come and complain when it drops $2. All these paper handed faggots are going to lose their money anyway, that makes me a little happier.

>>26093439
i bet someone is somehow losing money on GME too

>>26093396
>even if isekai'ed, your trauma and mental disorders come with you
the pain is never-ending

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5808216

Infrastructure. Buy American.

>>26093389
>thinks everyone fundding CLF lost money on it

>>26093505
so basically everything is going up and it's a matter of whether you picked the faster horse or not

hmm i wonder sometimes..

>>26093389

Based. Check the thread making "fun" of me lol

NEW

>>26089360
>>26089360
>>26089360

>>26093506
Bruh you have no idea

>>26093480
Tranny is up 800k~ and everyone else here made money but you.

Go back to plebbit. You bring nothing of value.

>>26091545
I think you’re being kind of unfair. Colleges are extremely aggressive when pursuing students and encouraging them to take out loans. It’s literally a business designed to scam 17 and 18 years olds out of money for the next 20 years of their lives

>>26093561
>look at how little I am being made of "tonight"

Is anyone baking a real thread

>>26093594

You so buttplugged you can't even type son LOL

>>26093505
>>26093567

This dude is based as fuck

>>26093506
A fuck load of people on reddit are going to lose their life savings. Buying calls after the 2x Peak to $40. I got lucky AF and bought a few stock/one call option the day before the 20->40. $400 Call-->2k in under 24 hours. Still holding in case the mythic short squeeze actually happens.

>>26093620
can't wait for CLF hitting $12 son LOL

baked
>>26093656
>>26093656
>>26093656

>>26093564
i still think he's LARPing or at least i hope he is

how does some get collateral in the 6-figures and have access to level 4 options or whatever it was again (i dont even know i only have level 2) without having an exit strategy on shit like that

Buy PUTS. Bidens executive orders are going to niggerify the economy.

>>26089038
Guys this fucking closed every day shit is making me into a cryptofag. Am I being a retard?

I’m thinking of only coming back when there’s new memes and just hold arkk and moon and do crypto shit.

>>26093482
Looks like a good one thanks.

>>26093567

Tranny is going to have the SEC up her asshole if it turns out to be insider info.

BUY GOEV IF U WANT MASSIVE GAINS

>>26094075
What's it do?