/biz/ - Business & Finance

buy vixy and UVXY
https://twitter.com/NBetare/status/1350546611475247105?s=20

>>26080037
Why buy shit that will decay and the fed will ensure that VIX never spikes again.

I saw a lot of morons in previous thread

Best picks to turn 25k into 250k by April?

>>26080062
wait and see...

100 shares BB on Tuesday let's go

>>26080068
a bussy

>>26080068
with what? stocks options crypto? Those are some serious gains your after

>>26077845
>have 150 PLTR stocks
>I bought 1400 Xiaomi stocks at 3,54€, now it dumped to ~3.-€
Should I exist Xiaomi now with a loss of about 800.-€ to go allin in PLTR?

>>26079995
What do I do if crash happens

>>26080068
uvxy calls

>>26080065
Need more info.

Whats your hedge against the crash?

>>26080095
rather not my UVXY shares are dead as fuck since I held onto them through the june spike and never sold. UVXY is puree decaying trash your better off getting puts on the ETFs directly or shorting ES or NQ

>>26080065
1/3

>>26080159
crypto

>>26080156
>Need more info.
The correct answer is 1/3. Need more info?

I was thinking of buying a ton of GALT on Tuesday. Anyone here still holding? Thought on it?

>>26080065
1/3
>>26080142
sell your shares to the jews

>>26080165
why did you hold that long
it says SHORT TERM in the name of the thing

>>26080039
you're a caveman that's scared of science. they didnt genetically alter these fish to shit out more carbon, they grow more efficiently with the food they're given, they're an environmental benefit compared to normal fish.

>>26080159
The government.

>>26080119
Im in a lot of CLF VALE FCX options. Thinking about goin heavy into Palantir 50 5/1 calls. I could have done it with clf or gme if i put 25k in in oct

>>26080068
TSLA puts? You're not getting gains like that without serious risk.

>>26080217
How do I sell without losing money?

>>26079995
So is the market gonna be reasonable on Monday or is that nigger Biden gonna say something retarded and crash it again

>>26080219
Because I was being a greedy fucking pig when it spiked in the 40s and figured why sell at a fat loss when someone was bound to do something retarded eventually

>>26080264
circuit breakers monday

>>26080273
i think it will go back up to 40 tho

>>26080264
>Monday
he doesnt know

>>26080221
lol ok people who care about the environment just arent clamoring to buy crap thats clearly labeled as frankenfish

>>26080264
I bet the market won't move at all monday.

>>26080255
You wait for the price to be higher than the price you bought it for

>>26080065
1/2 right? The first one is already heads so it's irrelevant to the probability at this point.
Also, am retard

>>26080219
people are stupid

on that note, how do i convince my friend to cut his losses on HNU?
He's been holding for like 3 years now and he got so greedy he didn't take profits in the huge spike in 2018 and he's been waiting for another spike ever since then to sell

>>26080221
You’re an idiot

>>26080309
>>26080314
I was talking about european and asian markets
Hahaha i totally knew the market will be close on Monday cause i'm 100% American

>>26080334
*last he showed me he was down -$18K maple dollars in the summer
that was back in the summer
this is all in his TFSA too, he can't use it to write off taxes

>>26080118
>tfw still not allowed to buy an eBussy
>>26080142
The image applies to this post as well

>>26080245
Yeah or lost 25k short term GME was more misses than hits. Turns out the short squeeze finally happened but don't be sad that you missed it lost a lot on monthly and weekly options chasing it.
Been in PLTR since its IPO at 10 with just shares seems like its getting suppressed every run is met with strong selling. I dont think it will pull some bullshit like QS did.

>>26080314
But what if it crashes you stupid faggot

>>26080221
>>26080312
both of your standpoints are valid desu

>>26080255
while (currentPrice < pricePaid){
hold();
}

>>26080303
maybe if the fed stopped providing liquidity then yes it will

>>26080312
the franken part of that is your image of a scary mad scientist. it's you thinking science=bad

Good options calls anyone recommends?
pls put price and expiration

>>26080221
To be fair they only altered them to produce a hormone all year round for them to grow. Naturally its active like a month in the year or some shit. They did not get DNA from another species/plants and put it in the fish like they do with corn.

>>26080179
Crytpo will crash along with stocks, at least temporarily.

>>26080309
>>26080313
Wait you have a holiday for the birthday of that monkey ?
Kek

>>26080404
>But what if it crashes you stupid faggot
Then you buy and lower your cost basis or if you hate risk like a pussy set a stop loss

>>26080326
Nah it's 1/3. There are three scenarios where one coins shows heads, only in one of them the other one shows heads. (H,T), (T,H),(H,H)

SGBX and CHNR

>>26080159

Boring boomer stocks, index funds, dividend stocks, etc.

I probably should do more though.

>>26080404
You wait more and you shill your bags everywhere

>>26080334
Don't bother, his position is nearly worthless now and maybe it will spike allowing him to exit.

>>26080481
I don't believe in boomer rocks anymore, it's the best bet

>>26080159
>Whats your hedge against the crash?
QQQ and SPY puts while its happening lol

>>26080159
good smallcap companies with 0% institutional ownership

>>26080424
>break;
nothing personnel kid

>>26080449
We just need a big happening
We might get something this week

>>26080159
GME

>>26080530
GOLD

>>26080159
w-what crash

>bought bitcoin at 41k

STOP FUCKING LAUGHING AT MMEEEEEEEEEE

>>26080581
only made 50% on spy puts when people were getting murdered in the capitol

>>26080312
it won't be marketed like that
>>26080565
please sir

>>26080617
>Should i tell him about tether?

>>26080159
KR

>>26080453
its the market sentiment among people in the US who buy fish. The US isnt a fish eating country, its a niche market and its one with educated consumers who aee diametricallly opposed to GMO animals. Im a fuckin commercial fisherman by trade I know more about the market then you do. The biggest problem with the compamy isnt their tech or marketing tho, its the indoor pens. These guys are fucked.

>>26080617
bought ETH at $410 and it crashed to $320 1 hour later never sold

>>26080652
it has to be labeled like that to comply with gov regulations

>>26080495
Can I set a stop loss where it automatically sells if it drops 5% even if it’s a year from now?

>>26080652
if (anonHasReplied) {
extractIp(anon);
}

sent ;)

>>26080682
I need muh fish oil.

>>26080476
they literally did
>Their hybrid Atlantic salmon incorporates a gene from a Chinook salmon, which bears a single copy of the stably integrated α-form of the opAFP-GHc2 gene construct at the α-locus in the EO-1α line (Ocean Pout AKA Eel).[6]


none of this shit matters to environmental impact, besides some gains in feed effectiveness to caloric mass produced. It's not like a genetically altered animal has a green biohazard cloud of poison that kills the environment wherever it goes. It's an animal with different DNA.

First for SRAC

>>26080744
yes easily but be careful stop loss hunting is a thing and they dont always trigger in time. You should do research on what your investing on and be ready to buy more if it drops. Think of all the idiots that sold NIO when it dropped or TSLA or PLUG etc etc

>>26080138
why did u buy made in china?

Started out with $80k in May and brought it up slowly to $120k selling theta.. then blew up in September to $20k.

Made it back to $50k with just shares but I feel a crash coming on. Should I sell everything and wait for a September style crash, then buy long dated calls with that $50k? I'm so fucking sick of being down from my original $80k.. I see everyone making massive amounts of money with calls on random shit and every day I tell myself the top is near, but it never comes. I feel like if I go all in now, everything will crash.

It's all so tiresome.

>>26080809
I’m thinking of going heavy into the meme etfs and gambling less

>Want to work in the financial industry
>About to finish a languages degree (Mandarine-German)
Is it over for me lads?

>>26080744
like a 5% trailing stop? that's going to be triggered long before you hit 1 year

>>26080839
>I see everyone making massive amounts of money with calls on random shit and every day
Don't worry about that shit there are always idiots that hit the retard jackpot. Never play your whole stack either did that in June and got obliterated

Did yesterday fuck anyone else up? Jesus Christ it felt like I got wailed on fhe side of my head with my ears ringing and dizzy and shit

>>26080592
I love the guy. But...

>>26080839
One thing is certain we cant time that shit. With all the bots in play I think it will be fast and violent like last March

>>26080839
just buy vanguard ETFs and forget about it

>>26080924
>-24.72%
That's a normal day for me.

>>26080867
ARK etfs have been a goldmine lately

>>26080839
>Should I sell everything and wait for a September style crash
Definitely.

I'm considering buying straddles on low IV, low P/E boomer stocks. Their IV is way too low considering the environment we are in. What can go wrong

>>26080990
Hello future KR investor.

>>26080892
>Is it over for me lads?
Definitely.

>>26080938
>buy gold during good times
>sell gold during bad times

>>26080924
>Did yesterday fuck anyone else up?
Yes

>>26081002
read me like a book

WHY DID BIDEN ANNOUNCING A FREE 1400 DOLLARS CAUSE A RECESSION?

>>26080990
>Their IV is way too low considering the environment we are in. What can go wrong
The environment where trillions are getting pumped into the market to lower IV?
Anon I...

>>26081035
it's not free 2000 dollars

>>26081035
Unemployment is increasing again

>>26081013
why is alice doing that?

>TQQQ
How does $112 sound?

>>26080037
Rather than going long these ETFs (which can go to zero), just buy OOM options (and if you have 100 shares, just pair your PUT option with your equity). It's much better than UVXY.

>>26080065
Always 50/50 no matter how many coins or how many flips

>>26081035
More taxes; everybody knows politicians make money by not doing their jobs efficiently, thus everybody knows these taxes are a waste. Compare that to Trump who had experience with playing the economy

>>26081035
Giving free money to welfare cases over and over isnt what keeps economy going, no matter what gibbers tell you.

>>26081104

>>26081013
The question you should ask is: can things get worse than this?

If you believe it can get worse, then keep your gold.

>>26081195
How do I long rape

>>26081027
I bought calls at around $30 and I'm cashing out to play memes again.

>>26081167
Trump also called Powell and screamed at him to make the line go up in March while Mnuchin was asking Jim Cramer what to do, I don't see the Biden admin doing anything like that except for telling banks to give away as many subprime mortgages as possible because a fentanyl addict had a heart attack so people burned cities down

BUNDA

>>26080159
Married put strategy, bonds and TIPS.

>>26080453
no its emerging market and emerging science should be met with skepticism because of how retardedly quick we are at adopting things we dont fully understand.

>>26081175
Yes it is.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marginal_propensity_to_consume

>>26080138
Also bought Xiaomi at 3,48€ and loaded more at 2,99€ yesterday. I refuse to sell for a loss and Xiaomi is a good long.

anybody have a QRD on the new covid strain in Brazil? Seems like it could be the big one.

>>26080796
did you really learn nothing?

>>26081355
How many are you holding?

Top performing active equity funds of 2020

>>26081337
No, it isn't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simeon_T._Josselyn

>>26081227
It's not rape anon, it's just a little bit of male domination

>>26081227
i wish i knew what ths fetish is tagged as

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-01-16/eu-draft-sets-out-plans-to-limit-u-s-dollar-reliance-ft
So, anons, how will the europoors accomplish this? What do they have that can negate the dollar? Gold? Crypto? Sounds like a complete bluff to me.

My take: Get as much free shit as you can cause no body gives a shit about meh "debt". By the time the bill comes due our generation will be long dead anyway. People screw the system getting checks from claiming to be disabled all while working full time doing something else. Or we send ass loads of green overseas for who knows what. So fuck it. Get yours while the getting is good.

>>26081393
500 now.

>>26081497
>>26081195
Do anime girls actually like that though?

>>26081331
this shit aint skepticism, I've been arguing with people firmly claiming this is anti-environment.

>>26081516
The most boring pedestrian take I have ever seen, did you really think you were being revolutionary or pushing the envelope when you said this?

Can moon and arkk really go up like this for long? They’re doing fucking amazing for etfs

>>26081265
Agreed. He won because people wanted to feel like they're heroes for getting mean cheeto man out. Biden has been a politician all his life, he will do the bare minimum aside from milking us dry, and people will cheer him on. When reparations become a serious discussion, that's when shit hits the fan

>>26081581
it's hotter when they don't

>>26081607
he's never gonna recover from this

>>26080466
CRBP 2c 1/20/2023 expiry

Cheap as hell and you can cash out at any point there’s a moon mission in the next two years

>>26080159
nothing, we ride or die

Fuck it, I'm selling everything and keeping $25k for the "next big correction" and putting the other $25k into AMD leaps.

>>26081630
ETFs are just funds sold in an exchange rate like stocks, they should be compared to other actively managed funds

>>26081788
Sounds like a great idea

>>26081729
Hahaha ultra leverage with no income in this bitch

i want to die i cant stand losing money next week

>>26081788
>Next big correction comes
>Too pussy to buy
>Finally buys months after price has recovered
>This time next year
>"Fuck it, I'm selling everything and keeping $25k for the "next big correction"
And repeat

>>26081789
Biome etfs can suck a fat cock moon and arkk have been fucking awesome for a month

>>26080159
My portfolio is increasing just leveraged indexes, gold, and a small part long vola
>>26080065
Saw this before. If you read it incorrectly, you say 1/2. Answer is 1/3.

JEROME POWELL ISSUES EMERGENCY RATE INCREASE, STOCK FUTURES DOWN 50%
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEX6Wr9Iz00

What stocks will moon when Trump wins on Wednesday?

people don't know where to put the money and put them all in Amazon or Facebook etc .. in the end the dynamics of ponzi are recreated .. it's a bit low iq always shouting at ponzi the point is that if everyone puts the money in one place x a long time then when they come out en masse they hurt.
An example? The corona virus
One might say '' but did you see how he recovered? Stonks always go up ''
this is true but there are cases like the Nikkei that have been stagnant for years and still are ... think of the European indices that are crap

Going further with the imagination one could see the stock market as `` the toy of the jews '' who pump and dump at will and they manage the media so they can virtually do good and bad times ... in a nutshell. they would have no gains keeping it `` stagnant '' ... for them it's much better `` Stonks UP '' with mini crashes here and there to profit from
Think if you were a jew you wouldn't do that?

>>26081788
>50:50 cash:options
you're leveraged so you're basically holding over 200% shares

>>26081013
buy leveraged gold certificates when everything crashes. No really, shiny rocks are not worth anything else.

post objectively 10/10 music or all your stocks will go to zero on tuesday
https://youtu.be/41efR7r5grc

>>26081994
rtx maybe?

>>26082041
It's kind of funny Amazon, TSLA, and Berkshire don't offer dividends. They ask for a lot of risk without even letting a penny slip out of their bags.

hello lads, buying my leaps on one of those, pls no bully
ACTG
VTNR
BSM

Currently also holding a detib put spread on TSLA , once that prints some cash ill redeploy into smth else,

Earnings wise only have a debit call spread on Pfizer, for which im not so sure any longer

>>26082041
Don't forget about index funds

>>26082084
This is what I listen to when my stocks are climbing
https://youtu.be/jt5tRaV3iY0

Who here pulled back out pulled out of the market before inauguration??????

Any other Cannabro's enjoying their gains this mlk weekend?
>feels bigly
>igmi

>>26081955
No pussying out this time

Is this true? Seems like good picks either way

>>26080915
>retard jackpoint

Options are what you make of them. One guy at wsb made $3 million with just $1k worth of TSLA calls.

Stop meming a crash

>>26082084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-qof_oiF0M

>>26082084
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qVCZRQLfkWo

ok guys. I've enjoyed my time with you all. made a few swings, but not selling. Imake too much money and I'm scared of taxes.
SO, with my bank savings account (emergency fund) only at 35K, I'm gonna stop buying crypto and stock.
It is time to hoard cash. I may work a few extra weekends to earn more. I had 50K in chase before I met you guys.
Time to...hoard cash...and await a crash... or even a crash on the USD, in which case I will gladly give the US government an exchange for whatever new crypto coin the central bank is offering.,

>>26082220
Go back

>>26081994

I voted for Trump, but he's leaving office on the 20th unfortunately. He can't stay because Republicans in Congress do not support him. If he had all the Republicans in Congress behind him, you could make the case that he might try to stay, but it's not happening dude.

>>26082190
>not going all in on SWIB

>>26082084
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sNyck_kjfR4

>>26081606
anyone thats buying fish that is also environmentally concious is buying wild caught not gmo farmed. simple as

>>26082084
https://youtu.be/JPe__qgqRzk

>>26082190
https://twitter.com/Gevo_Inc/status/1350495971289882625
Actually I will go all in.

>>26082289

I'm heavily into POWW

>>26082084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7jgZTDLeIs&list=PLuiLQl5AiYvuAFpSwUCMPgZiuYGbn1v6G&index=3

>>26082321

good luck

>>26082358
Based

>>26080839
>Started out with $80k in May and brought it up slowly to $120k selling theta.. then blew up in September to $20k.

Did you sell options on small cap stocks?

>>26082238
this market finna be crashin soon

>>26082321
>science matters
Are they sure about that?

>>26082270
>I make too much money and I'm scared of taxes.

>>26082226
>is this true

>>26081498
No ideas?

>>26082084
https://youtu.be/uvb-1wjAtk4

BABA will literally moon when it's confirmed that Jack Ma isn't dead. And since the chinks are not retarded enough to off him, it will

>>26082084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfWJqKIxyGc

>>26082296
Im environmentally conscious buying farmed rather than wild caught. Wild fishing hasnt been kept sustainable, we're hitting a crisis with tuna already.

God if only some big business man could also combine it with large scale aquaponics and put all that nitrogen waste to use creating carbon scrubbing greenery. My make it dream if I ever get a shit ton of capital

Buy V calls for easy money. Flip for the premium if poorfag

>>26082226
Qboomers really are mentally retarded, huh?

>>26081676
thanks mate ill have it on my watchlist for monday

>>26082084
https://youtu.be/ewc1hixzYPY

>>26082220
We all hate you plebbitors, a lot

>>26082084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I3I4c-aU8g

>>26082156
bump

>>26082226
if it wasnt true would it be posted on 4chan???

>>26082277
>He can't stay because Republicans in Congress do not support him.

True, that's why he's going to have them killed or put on trial.

>>26082260
based and fiddlepilled

>>26082316
My nigger

>>26082448
>>26082504
>1 post by this ID
>twice, in moments
kek I guess that confirms it

>>26082478
>he thinks wild caught salmon is unsustainable
Record runs in bristol bay would like a word with you

>>26082226
Long PLTR since $15 so I approve

lol my neighbor let his dog loose on some niglets in the street the dad is screaming now

buy PLTR

>>26080924
Just a slight correction my shit mooned 1k+ to get corrected down 400 dollars

>>26082553

whatever fantasy you have played out in your head? Trump is leaving on the 20th. the uniparty turned against him and he's not going to try and force his way back into the White House. Zero % chance dude.

>>26082491
thanks for the heads up, def looks like it is deviating and should bounce back up

>>26082238
But I want one. Crashes are so comfy.

>>26081355
Going long on China yeah gl traitor

>>26082552
Why hasn't clf taken off?, I bought more on Friday because steel is high as fuck, but I don't know if I'm missing something

>>26082671

>see FedEx hover 290-300
>drops to 270
>scoop up 20 shares
>mfw

Shit is annoying and probably won’t rally until holiday earnings in March

>>26082734
Clown market. You need to be losing money or a company that hasn’t been relevant for 10 years for stonks to go up

>>26082626
Not a fantasy, but a fact. If you see any politicians in the news who "test positive for COVID" that's code for they were assassinated, "test negative" means they will be brought to trial, "self-quarantined" means they are under house arrest and have an ankle monitor on them.

Keep in mind that there have been many instances where Trump should not have prevailed, dating back to 1991, but he pulled off miraculous recoveries, anyway. That's why I am justified to have faith in him.

>>26082768
>probably won’t rally until holiday earnings in March
It'll probably go lower after beating estimates.

>>26082226
when was this posted? september 2020 and Biden?

>>26082734
it was 9 bucks in october chill out

>>26082845
>that's code for

does anyone hold REITs for yield? feels like this is the bottom for commercial office RE

>>26082906
>Stock beats estimates
>Line go down
>Stock doesn't beat estimates
>Line go up

>>26082958
probably recent because the dc locking down is just getting started. where is it from tho

Put it in an index fund and go back to work

>>26082491
>>26082627
Careful, The plaid deal won't go through.

>>26083023
i made 3x my base salary last year, i'll pray you live long enough to retire at 70

>>26082845
Trump is a fag just like the rest. I held out for him too but come on dude. Its fucking over. I give him a .05% chance to mass arrest in DC election day but that is fucking generous. Nothing will happen and pedos will keep fucking the children.
The fact is NO ONE will do anything about anything until their safety, shelter, and food are being destroyed. As long as people have jewtube and a full belly nothing is gonna ever happen, everyone will do anything they are told. Every generation more domesticated than the last.

I know which stock is the TSLA but I'm not telling because I'm still liquidating other positions to enter the new position. I'll shill it every thread after I'm in thanks.

Does anyone have the image with Cramer saying "36 million lose jobs" and "Dow has best week since.."

>>26083064
What's your base salary?

>>26083037
That’s already known. Visa isn’t dependent on the plaid deal.

>>26083110
the next* TSLA

It’s going down because the maker is pricing in 20 Jan either being the day of the rope or a nationwide MAGA mass suicide

>>26083122
$1.25/hr

I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...

>>26083021
Saw it posted on pol a day or so ago. Not sure of its origin

>>26083168
>nationwide MAGA mass suicide
one can only hope

>>26083134
I know; just givin DD in case my frens thought there would be a big pump.

>>26083122
$0

>>26083183
Dude seriously fuck off

>>26083219
It was a smart move to drop the acquisition. It would have been a legal nightmare

Ayy lmao

>>26083234
Someone get this hothead outta here!

>>26083217
.>>26083168
Bullish market is this happens

>>26083110
thats not how this works. post position or fuck off

>>26083183

Nestlé stock may take a dive soon. Hot pockets have foreign shit in them.. (aka not food). No joke. https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/16/us/hot-pockets-recall-trnd/index.html

>>26083110
>a company that never makes money and relies upon endlessly chasing subsidies
Its a solar company right?

guys I have enough, I gained 12 kg during the lockdowns, time to lose the fat and get in shape.

My waterrower will arrive on tuesday and my pullup tower on wednesday. All paid by my shitcoins gains

>>26083309
Okay it's JMIA.

>>26083266
I caused this

does anyone think LUMN is a good investment?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySRnjt65M8w

Recommend me a vtuber to invest in.

Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. So if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you’d declaw a cat and then push your member into its feed chute.

You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.

The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without its beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.

Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.

The sensation creeps up on your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.

The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glands, begging for nutrition.

You climax and give the marine creature’s breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn’t stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.

Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of its 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

>>26083328
but gaining weight is when you should start getting /fit/, so you gain muscle

>>26083328
Good for you bro. /biz/fit/ master race

>>26083328
post pics of your waterower i wanna know if its possible to open up and stick a hydro generator in there to make elec while i work out

>>26083374
Me, unironically

>>26083345
>LUMN
why do they have so much debt
at a quick glance they seem healthy until you see how over leveraged they are

>>26083404
WTF is this shit?!!

>>26081497
Reminds me of a girl I used to fuck that always got so wet from doing this.

>>26083271
If God forbid anything crazy happens on the 20th, it won’t be good for 98% of the shareholders

>>26080502
Thanks for explaining

>>26083473
not my proudest fap i'll tell you that much

>>26081498
>What does a currency owning global trading bloc featurimg several of the world's largest economies and former colonial powers in emerging markets have to negate the dollar?
US education system strikes again

>>26083328
I too am getting /fit/
Every other day walk/jog 5k
Everyday other than cardio:
>crunches
>leg lifts
>pushups
repeat

>>26083404
Cont?

>>26083473
the next big market, tentacle sex. trained and bred.

>>26083404
ok but it's gonna be cold and not warm.. why would you stick your dick in a cold octopus? you can't warm it up without killing it I'm sure

>>26083451
a lot of their debt comes from the acquisition of Qwest in 2011 and level 3 communications in 2017

>>26083332
An African Amazon FinTech could easily and foreseeably go to 100B market cap in a couple years, which would put the share price at about $1235. By investing in Africans you can also virtue signal about how anti-racist you are so Wall Street will eat that shit up. Reddit won't like it because Citron is for it and 4chan won't like it because they hate joggers. Baillie Gifford just doubled their stake and they were the biggest TSLA believer.

https://citronresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/Jumia-The-Generational-Buy.pdf

>>26083510
I hold Cannabis stocks; they are impervious to the market. Plus I hold PIPP. I'm gonna give the DD on PIPP cause /smg/ actually helps me get through the days

everybody thinks something will happen on the 20th, which is why market dipped on friday and will melt up green on tuesday when all the people that obsesss over the daily news cycle are proven wrong

>>26083425
Would only post on /fit/ pre COOF, came to /smg/ during coof and never went back. Made portfolio gains but have lost all my physical ones.

>>26080068
Lucid Motors SPAC.

>>26083553
This should be the next /smg/ meme stock
Nigger slaves will make us rich again

>>26083547
would have been an interesting play if they didn't have that fat dividend weighing them down.

>>26083553
>invest in nigs

>>26083553
>post that links citron
into the trash it goes!

>>26083553
>The Alibaba of Africa lmao
I’m in

ALPP

>>26083553
Not the biggest TSLA believer besides ARK but point stands.

>>26083414
>>26083534
>>26083425
lets go frens

>>26083426
I will

I invested $100k into my neighbor Sheniqua, who is a single mother that is working on starting a tech company. See, if you invest in poor people, they suddenly become smart and create wealth for you

>>26082160
so is it legit to park money into index funds?

>>26083680
What else could you buy on Afrobaba?
>dirt cookies
>mosquito cakes
>live niggers
>shells
>blood diamonds
>machetes

>>26083332
>JMIA
>already up 200%
you fags are worthless

>>26083725
I sneeld

>decided to shave my legs and pubes in the shower today
>mfw I enjoy having smooth legs
I hope this makes me a better trader

>>26083639
The divvy used to be even fatter. They cut it by 50%.

>>26083404
Octopi are capable of hate. It will jam its tentacles down your throat and suffocate you

Why do they say no one can beat the market when it’s easy?

>>26083553
>citron research
Time to rev up those puts

>>26082463
Problem with baba is I can see it growing more then 33% this year. But it’s definitely one of the few ones you can count on to perform.

I know divs are down with covid, but was it also a downward trend beforehand? are they slowly phasing out?

>>26080563
Example?

>>26080115
tfw nowhere to buy bussy in my province

>>26083794
you went full tranny fren, never go full tranny

>>26083852
No

>>26083524
>former colonial powers
So, nothing then.

>>26083328
Someone here recommended to just do the Saitama workout since a lot of gyms in my area require masks now. Couldn't even do 20 push ups at the start and now I've worked my way up to 200 a day and dropped 5 lbs. Let's go boys

>>26083897
>>26080118
Replied to the wrong post because I'm retarded

>>26083898
w-w-why is it gay

>>26083794
Hope you did it cleanly or else it’s gonna itch like fuck for a while

Warren Buffett drinks the HFCS version of Coca-Cola instead of the superior cane sugar variant, you can't trust anything he says.

>>26083928
make sure you're doing chinups if you're not already

>>26083975
Yeah what an absolute dip shit

>>26083023
>Put it in an index fund
what if they go down?

>>26083957
balls: no
legs: yes

>>26083928
I seen the bar of the weights, and the stripes on the bottom of his shorts as one piece, wedged under his crotch and he was lifing the weights with his crotch

>>26080924
You should keep more dry powder. It's not always good to average down but you aren't in a position to do that.

>>26084002
Hold for 15 years :^)

>>26082845
Casinos are offering staggering odds against Trump. Go put your life savings in it, and then become poor and stop trying turn biz into pol. You maga pol refugees are the fucking worse.

>>26079995
Leave finance to Arai-san!

>>26083967
shaved it whilst taking a bath, figured that the warm water would open the pores and soften the hair

>>26084017
well I was shaving my balls and figured I'd give the legs a shave as well. surely I can't be a tranny for enjoying soft legs?

>>26084069
What if it never recovers?

the omens are saying oil

i missed it i divested in my oil before close

>>26082226
please don't frighten me bros. I can't cope with how unprepared I would be in this scenario

>>26080924
Sorry, I cropped out my available cash (about $1100). I try to keep $1000-1500 off to the side in case I want to average down or I want to enter a new position.

Sold everything and am now holding 3x leveraged bear shares.

UVXY calls, SQQQ calls, SOXS calls,
UVXY shares, SQQQ shares, SOXS shares, DRIP shares, NRGD shares

>>26080617
>Unironically buying this chart
Sell now

>>26084133
You’re betting on america son

>>26084150
Ballsy, I’ll tell you that.

>>26084138
>mfw buying RDS at the absolute bottom
40% so far

NEW
>>26084231
>>26084231
>>26084231

>>26084188
I tried warning cryptofags at 36k they called me a bear when I was just trying to help.

Here’s the thing about crypto. All of them are absolute fucking autistic spergs and they are schizos. They all think bitcoin has the chance to go up 300-1000% from now. They are fucking lunatics and it’s a cult.

>>26083871
i'm adding $5k worth of GSI.V on Monday, it also trades as GKPRF on the OTC market for everyone else on Tuesday
just waiting for them to get a 2nd contract with a big transit

We're crashing soon aren't we? Why was volume so low this week

I gotta feeling patriot act 2.0 will be a thing sometime this year. With each new thing about the capital riots that come out and once they do the internal audit yeah they'll pass something. Say goodbye to even more freedoms. Course they'll prob stick it inside another bill so no one can say shit about it till after its to late.

>>26084133
>never recovers
come back in 30 years, let's see if you're still talking

>>26083991
Ya I got a chin up bar and some dumbells

>>26084119
It’s ok anon
Even if it itches for a while it’ll stop after a couple days and you can enjoy your smooth legs for a while

>>26084119
ask yourself the following question: am I invested in CLF?

If the answer is yes, I have bad news for you

>>26084119
Players-in-the-know use hair removal creams and never worry about itchy stubble ever again

>>26084361
no I only hold PLTR, LGVW and MARA

>>26083234
QUACK