/biz/ - Business & Finance

You just killed my thread, so whatever your strongest potato moonshine

>>26060172
I'm worried I'll never be able to own a home and live the neet lifestyle that I want to

>>26060172
I didn’t buy ADA yesterday at 0.28 and today it’s at 0.33 almost .34
Fml

>>26060172
I lost £400 trading stocks this week. Fuck me, trading is hard

When effereum fly again?

>>26060191
Here you go.

When do we organize ourselves and do more autist shit - like wsb and their hostile takeover of GameStop.

>>26060199
Did you consider moving to a shithole country where real estate is cheap?

>work for the government for 70k/year so I can keep putting money into link
>most of my team is made up of mid 40s-50s women who do nothing but take phone calls and chat to each other all day and don't do anything proactive or analytical with immigration data
>they're on less money in the tail end of their career than I am at 23 due to >dude contracts lmao and yet they don't seem depressed or unhappy about this or their mundane unfulfilling work
How the fuck does this work out? I'd rope if I spent 20 years doing that sort of shit, barely staving off crippling depression as it is

>>26060205
Don't worry, even has to begin somewhere. Just analyze what you did wrong and learn from it.

>>26060205
only 1% of traders make money

>>26060247
I did once, but it would have to be somewhere in eastern europe. Maybe I'll take another look

im thinking of going to uni but i fear not getting a job and having to wage with the added bonus of being massively in debt

surely its just the bottom barrel retards that get subjugated to this terrible fate

>>26060322
I'm also thinking about moving to eastern europe. Cheap hookers and cheap real estate, what else would I need?

>>26060364
Have you considered going to the army? I heard after you served there, they pay for your uni.

>>26060485
does the same apply for leafs?

>>26060172
>no job
>10k cash
>2 BTC
>1 to HODL for life. The other to strategically sell during the bull run so I can pay minimum expenses.
>plan on moving to thailand with around 150k cash to be a NEET with my gf.
>Ride out the next four years as a neet in paradise.
>try and develop a business plan.
>wait for btc to hit 1 mil. cash out tax free. buy real estate and launch business.

is this a good plan biz? am I going to make it?

>>26060458
Based. /biz/ migration to slavtown when?

contemplating going all in

>>26060549
It does yeah. You have to serve a 3 year contract or something like that

>>26060549
I don't know. But I would certainly look into it if I were you. Also the army is a good place to make connections, which might come in handy latter as well.

>>26060172
I wish I was smarter ya know Wo? I just can't make the right call to get in early enough for something before it hits double digits.

>>26060172
Turned $300 into $2400 on VGX and it's amazing returns for a short term investment but nowhere near what I need to get out of debt, much less make it. My portfolio is up 3x overall from just a few months ago but I can see six figure hell from halfway there.

>>26060562
A good plan, but I would move to Vietnam or Myanmar instead, because the prices keep rising in Thailand.

Do you make a good old fashioned op?

why the fuck can't i figure this crypto thing out

>>26060576
Hopefully when Corona ends. I will probably move to Georgia, good wine, good food and beaches in Batumi.

>>26060636
It's not about smartness, but experience. Just gamble with only 10 bucks and see where it goes. After a while you get a better feel for when to make the right calls.

Something happened, have to go. Will someone else be bartender for a while?

>>26060172
Instead of holding 2 weeks ago I tried swinging and lost 1/3 of my profits from last year. On a bright side I stopped giving shit (at least for now). I just can't get into a mindset of selling to minimize loses.

i'm really upset about the election. not the outcome, but the way voting procedure was changed, and i'm thinking about organizing a sit-in at my capitol. a peaceful, quiet protest. that's it.
i don't know what it would accomplish, but i'd like to do it on inauguration day. what do you guys think? is this pointless?

I tethered at a 30% loss because of the tether fud

>had 40 BTC years ago
>wasted it
>stopped paying attention to crypto
>recently back in and made decent money on the scraps of BTC and ETH I had left
>making money on AVAX but regretful about not getting in earlier or buying more

feel happier making no money and not thinking about crypto.

Just thinking how I should have bought BTC during the defirun last year.

>>26060734
>
It all takes time anon. Just keep lurking, put in a little bit into a crypto at a time, and you'll get the hang of it

>>26060638
how did you knew that it would pump?

>>26060322
Move the the Czech republic cheap housing and great gun laws.

>>26060832
Same here anon

>>26060885
>yes this will be the new bottom
>this is the correct pricing for these coins
and i was right, because here we are, but fuck

глaвнoe нe здaвaйтecь!
Уcпeх пpидeт в кoнцe тpyдa

>>26060605
based ill die in a third world shithole fighting jew wars in return for free uni

>>26060801
Might be risky, as it would make you known and possibly make you a target. All I can say is if you are going to do it, make sure to be optical anon

>>26060172
dumped by my gf before the gbr
she didn't know my stacks
still feel sad somehow

>>26060930
Couldn't think of a better deal lol

>>26060859
>>26060958

Extremely based

I'm afraid this is my only chance to secure a future for myself. I don't want to accept the fact that I'll probably be a failure for the rest of my life if this doesn't pan out

>>26060857
I didn't, just figured Voyager would do well in the bull run and maybe have some of BNB's success.

>>26061059
I'm in a same boat. Haven't bee able to hold a job for more than 3 months for the last 2.5 years. Keep getting laid off. My only shot is in crypto. At least we know what we gotta do anon

>make measly gains with my eth stack
>mental health still JUSTed beyond belief
>get depressed every time i open literally any exchange and see all of the altcoins rising except eth

>>26061059
>>26061094
same here
parents are rapidly getting more health issues and i have nobody else, or skills really, to make a significant amount
all in on this

>>26060172
I wish I could go back to even Dec 1st of last year, everything went wrong the week after when I got Xi's virus. I lost my job that week as well, then I had to miss the one shot I had to getting my foot into higher opportunities. I'd do anything to revert it all and just slightly change it for the better.

>>26060172
>>>26059554
that the internet is dead

Gotta head to bed anons. Hopefully thread will still be active when I wake up

>>26061236
>>26061120
We're going to make it frens, we're all in this together

>>26060172
I don't know man, I'm living in a shithole called turkey and I want to leave here ASAP. Not as the same reasons with these anons
>>26060562
>>26060458
I can't fucking make it in here. Minimum wage is like $400 rn but it dip below $300 during this summer. I've saved $4k in 2020 thanks to /pmg/ but it's not enough to do smth. Maybe studying and getting a master's somewhere in europe or NA will get me a work visa in those countries but even then I saw threads here and everyone was crying for how expensive house prices are. I don't know what the future holds for us.

>>26060949
Optical in what way? It seems like, as long as I can get attention I’d be ok. I just know if I say anything I’m demonized so I’ll shut my mouth. I’m brown so I can’t be a white suprematist, right?

>mfw working class neighbor of >>26061265 across the aegean

>zero things in common with everyone else here as theyre too obsessed with football or whatever
>masters in data sci. < 25yrs
>already a bit of published work
>currently watching GME quadruple my portfolio while everyone was ignoring me since september
>know I can make a lot more money outside this shithole, especially in some place like switzerland
>cant leave parents alone cause nobody to take care of chemo dad

Hit subscribe for more epic stories

I'm an only child who is currently unemployed, and I'm worried about how I'm going to take care of my aging parents by myself.

Rum and coke for me thanks.

>>26060172
Why are we forced to pretend that niggers are human? Oh and I'll take a cranberry juice.

>>26061532
Don't worry anon. 99 percent of white people know that they are not. We just have to keep playing the game.

>>26061583
You think we'll ever get back to a place where we can just openly admit that and not have to structure our whole society around catering to their fucking tantrums?

>>26060172
i wish i had enough bitcoin to buy a 4chan pass so i could go back to /pol/. been rangebanned for two months and im sad. but i guess thats what i get for not having any bitcoin. thinking about shitting up all the other boards in retaliation

>>26061672
yes
few decades

>>26061746
kek willing

>>26060172
>What's on your mind?

Why didn't I drop $10k on LINK in early 2018 when all the early /biz/ bulls were shilling it, there will be people here who are worth absolute millions off LINK and I don't own a single coin.

>>26061772
yeah i would have all inned on link if i had 10k to spend on it lol
perfect time
fuck ill buy you a drink man

>>26061478
Hiii γείτονας/komşu!
I'm so sorry for your dad I hope that he will be fine and I hope you're going to make it.

>>26061772
>tfw bought an ico stack
>sold at $0.33

all i had to do was nothing and i couldnt manage that. i deserve financial ruin at this point

>>26060172
I'm already drunk. I am drink all the time. I've been drink one of those Smirnoff bottles every few days. Not good.
Just get me a bottle of Smirnoff anon

>>26061772
There are always coins you missed out on, and always coins you can buy right now that will make you rich next year. I'm not going to fuck with the vibe here and shill anything, but you have to focus on the latter instead of the former. Otherwise you'll just drive yourself fucking crazy constantly thinking about what you missed out on.

>>26061840

The worst part is, I have $150k in cash now and $180k in boomer index funds, probably up around 20% in total rather than multiples.

>>26061772
I just saw a billionaire in here. Had over 12 k btc and 500k link plus a few other coins... man...

missing out on the bullrun
its a strange kind of feeling, but by principle i cant FOMO. Dont know anymore. Maybe I was taught wrong. my fault i guess for thinking this cant get any more irrational

>>26061911

Yep, I agree, it's like saying you missed BTC when it was $50, but most people would probably have sold at $100-200 anyway, it takes balls to to hold forever, and you're not rich until you cash out for fiat or the crypto you're holding becomes stable and fungible enough.

>>26061941
Link to post?

>>26061941
>what is a larp

>>26061941

Also, if you wanted to cash this out, how long would you do it over, could you place a limit for 12k BTC now and get filled straight away quite close to the top of book?

>>26061883
Here you go.

>>26061527
Here you go.

>>26060172
I'm stuck in 100k hell and I want out. I just want to buy a house already...

>>26062325
Also, I'll get a glass of grappa. Obviously straight, thanks.

>>26060172
Litecoin. When moon?

>>26062325
Where do you live? Have you considered moving to a shithole country with cheap real estate and cheap hookers?

>>26062274
whats that vermont rum like?

Give me the strongest shit you have, I only have 1k to my name, what I did is I went all in on low mcap shitcoin thinking it was a great idea since I though they had biggest multipliers and project is not anon with interesting idea that I think solves problem, problem is it doesn't move at all in this bullrun and I could have made money buying something else and then maybe comeback to it later, I'm in red and don't want to sell at loss because I still believe in it and because of it and high gas prices I don't want to jump ships. I guess you could say I made biggest mistake in crypto of marrying a bag and I'm not going to make it

>>26060275
Just keep going. You are going to retire by 30 if not stupid

>>26060815
are you fucking telling me going stable coin is taxed

gotta go back to the drawing table

>>26062346
Here you go.

>>26062376
yes lol any profit that is realised is taxable

>>26062362
Japan, I really don't want to be anywhere else. Rest of the world is too scary.

>>26062385
Uhhhh, bartender I think that was my drink. Why did you serve that guy? Look, forget it. Can I just have an espresso?

>>26062373
Here you go, that's the strongest shit I have.

One milk, shaken, with a dollop of whipped cream on top.

I’m technically a millionaire but I’m afraid to cash out because I’ve never paid taxes before, I’m socially inept, naive and easily taken advantage of. I’m sure if I cash out I’ll lose it all. However I’m currently living in extreme poverty which I don’t like so I don’t know what to do

>>26062419
My bad. Here, this espresso is on the house.

>>26062218
Thank you

>>26062398
Thanks, but stable coins are still crypto ;___; they should tax when I cash out to fiat not stable coins, sorry I'm a fresh retard

>>26062460
Dude, that's a cappuccino. Whatever, I'm out of here.

>>26060275
you won the jackpot ans you are complaining?
kys

>>26062452
Have you considered investing the money you can cash out into real estate?

>>26062452

Do some research, contact a financial advisor, cash out half, buy a house and let the rest ride until BTC 1 Million 2025

>>26062492
kek. seeya Don!

>>26062492
I'm really sorry. My bar is a bit chaotic right now.

>>26060172
What's the big deal about 16 and 22 bad but 18 and 24 is ideal

>>26060172
Anon, I didn't buy enough... I didn't buy enough...

>>26061841
Hi fren, dont invade us anytime soon please, I still havent done my fucking army service you see. I have to larp as a soldier with 50yr old gear for 12 months you see

>>26062606
You mean girls or LINK?

>>26062628
It's ok anon, you will have enough chances in the future. As long as you have hope and live, there's always a tomorrow.

>>26061527

Work on getting a job, even just some online gigs in the meantime. Try something like Fiverr or People Per Hour, copywriting is a good gig if you have a good grasp of grammar and basic writing skills

Whose the fuck is this phone on the counter? Lmao whatev, it’s mine now. Keep the change.

>>26060172
>YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
>PANDEMIC
But seriously, i needed money for RL and sold Linkies at 15 a few days ago :(

I don’t make enough money to even buy Link enough to change my financial situation.

>>26062829
Don't worry. As long as you have a job, you can always start anew.

>>26062937
I can rebuy double of what i sold at first March

>>26062952
You will go for Linkies again or try something different?

>>26062646
I'm talking girls.

I got into it about this on a Discord server, I was just talking about this case where a 16 and 22 year old were dating, the 22 year old was hiding the relationship using their age difference as a rationale, and it later turned out the 22 year old, going through the relationship made the 16 year old give him sexual favors in public (think BJ in the movie theater type stuff).

I just said that if you're in that situation and a dude wants to hide a relationship because you're 16 and he's 22, that's weird, because 16/22 doesn't seem so far apart that you should hide it unless you're trying to do bad shit. Just be honest and if her parents are cool about it, then you're alright.

Like, that's not crazy right?

>>26062374
>70k AUD per year
>90k life savings in ETFs, 8k extra I'm willing to put into crypto for now
>retire by 30
How would I go about doing this?

>>26063156
I can tell you’re not American, or at least c have a non American view of dating.

In America, 22/16 age difference makes the adult a pedophile. It’s an adult and a minor (understandable). But in another country like Brazil, people literally, literally do not give a fuuck. In fact, YOU wood be the would weird one for mentioning it.

>>26063232
Addendum: I bought into link late and only have $500 worth, considering going more into crypto given massive potential for return but not sure how to do that

>>26062646
>>26063156
In response this kid called it pedophilia, which is why I'm asking here, and bringing up the 18/24 thing.

Seems like the age advancement from 15 to 16 is considerable and the 18-22 college years you're still somewhat of a kid too.

>>26062632
keked, what are ya drinkin fren? one is on me

>>26061672
I don't think so. The whole lie is kept in place to appease them and stop the chimp outs.

>>26062517
Not complaining, I just find it a mystery how those people can be happy doing something that's mindless and barely pays anything

>>26063244
Legally you're a pedophile at that point in some places but again it seems like major bullshit to me to use that word about it, unless you're fetishising age OR the other person is older.

I try to look at non arbitrary factors like being exposed to high school for a year, or still being in the college environment / young adult sector of life, where your responsibilities are considerably cut down from what you're probably about to go through by the time you hit 23.

Maybe I'm the arbitrary one here, but to me it's like 15 is too young because you're practically a middle schooler at that point, and as I said before, when you hit 23 it's like, you've got a lot more shit you have to start worrying about because you're responsible, or you're weird because you aren't.

>>26060172
I still haven't invested a single yuro in cryptomoney

Huuuh, guys. This is a bit awkward, but did anyone find a phone? I think I may have left mine on the counter before leaving.

>>26062475
yep
if you made 1k from 500 and buy tether that 500 is capital gains and therefore taxable

>>26060172
Don’t have enough sats to buy a ZNN node , FML orderbook thin AF.

>>26063326
bc they have time for other shit. learn, milk the gov. cow and you will make it
>70k/year is suffocating

>>26063445
Yeh I saw your pics and I didn't even know you could do that with a Sharpie.

>>26060172
bitcoin has become untradeable since institutions got in. It's always looking to liquidate everyone before it goes up or down for sure.
thanks mainstream adoption, really cool.
And on top off that it's openly being fudded to normies who read newspapers etc. while institutions are actually buying above 30k, this game is so fucked!
I lose 17k leverage trading btw, got 600$ left...

>>26060172
good morning from central europe you idiots. just checked the oxen charts and I thought i would let you know how happy i am

>>26060172
Thought about trying to start up a mastodon server but then realised it’s pointless.

>>26060172
I have 25k parsnips and seriously think I’ll be able to live off of them in 2-3 years. I can’t tell if I’m just delusional, but either way I’m undeniably comfy.

>>26063559
Haha, very funny anon. Guess I lost my phone too, what a day. Whatever, may as well get another beer since I'm back here...

How do you guys deal with your fav shitcoin missing the bull run? I'm starting to lose faith since it has been crabbing since a while, but the project seriously looked amazing.

>>26063478
You're telling me everyone who sells gets a door shut on their asses whether they like or not?

Surely there's way to.. ill just DYOR from, ty anon.

>>26063492
is this weezer album any good?

>>26063584
Sorry to say, but you probably risked too much money on those moves. I saw my Dad get a trade liquidated on some insane wicks and we figured that the competition was too tight for amateurs like us to be doing tight leverage trades anymore, and we protected our BTC.

>>26063546
70 is low in Australia as you lose a third to tax and have to spend another $400-500/week on rent/food/etc

I bought PRQ at 0.95 and was pretty happy, despite being very late compared to some other anons. Then I got greedy and bought some more at 1.35 and practically cancelled out my gains. Also, I still have faith in LCX, and it seems like the number of people around here who share that perspective is dwindling.

>>26060172
I've been on this board since 2016 and I still haven't made it.
I got almost 200k, but I bet most of the people I was posting with back in the day are multi millionaires now. I fucked up and now I'm stuck here in 6 figure hell, trying to claw my way out.
Nowadays, this board has turned to complete and utter shit, the quality is just in the gutter. Completely overrun by pajeets, retards, and shills. Biz memes are now in the normie domain. I come here out of habit, out of desperation, praying that I can find something here that I wouldn't find anywhere else.. but those days are over. I'm stuck here, like a cursed and damned soul, to forever refresh the catalogue while my life passes me by

All i had to do was hold eth ...

I've 10k in fiat and I've no idea when to buy back in to BTC.

>>26063839
It's never easy, anon. I'm stuck in 6 figures hell too. Just focus on the gains you've made and give yourself a good pat on your back, not everyone can do that. And we still have time to add that one important zero at the end of our net worth.

I lost 10k on AMB if I had bought LINK instead at the same time I would have like 50k LINK. Got out of crypto for a year and came back in July, finally sold that shit and got a suicide LINK stack. Better late than never.

>>26063928
thx fren
i hope we're both gonna make it

>>26064149
What are you gonna do with all that big money once you make it?

>>26063430
Isn't the age of consent 18 because they dont have enough experience and are easily exploitable? Pedophilia is actually when they are children, not teenagers.
As long as a 16 yo girl is smart and you dont exploit her naivety, I don't see a problem with a 22 dating a 16.
If you date only younger than 18 because you want to exploit them, than it's morally wrong and shitty but not pedophilia.

>>26063316
Scotch with 1 ice cube brother

>>26064319
That's what I'm saying, it's not something I'd recommend to everyone, but I do think that it's conceivable that a 16 and 22 year old develop a good relationship that turns romantic.
The part that's hardest to argue is that we're hypocritical about sex- it's not okay in this situation to marry or have sex with a 16 year old (I'd argue that's true), but then somehow magically at 18 you're the man to bang 18 year olds at any age, seems hypocritical as fuck, which is partially why I made the attempt to die on this hill in that server.

Feels like a pearls before swine type situation now, kinda like when I talk to Protestants about pornography and how feminism has poisoned the well on both sides of the issue by using it to bludgeon men and hand-wave women who are willing whores that exploit men, and suddenly I'm the bad guy.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not here in the thread to tell people their way of looking at sex and dating is wrong, I'm just wondering if I should have kept my big mouth shut when I was honest to God trying to convey advice to avoid weirdos like this one music controversy between a 16 year old girl and her 22 year old abusive boyfriend from the tour they shared.

This dumbass middle school kid went straight to calling it pedophilia, that I'd say it's not weird for a couple to be that age, which is fucking frustrating because I'm worried that I'm going to get hit with that label now, and this online community is my current source of fans for my own music that I do. It would be a pretty big setback for me if I had to leave, and so that's why I'm ranting like this.

I'm genuinely worried that this is gonna get me labeled in that community.

>>26062376

All gains from all trades are taxable if you're a burger

I feel like I completely missed out on this bullrun. Im on the verge of breaking 5 figures, but it's nothing. Like 1/5th of my yearly salary when I graduate in 6 months. Feels horrible to imagine all the money I could have made DCA'ing if I just worked full time instead. by the time I make $60k a year and can enter crypto properly Ill probably be priced out and it's fucking depressing

>>26060364
Re-invest your student loans into your portfolio. Student loans don't accrue interest until you graduate.

I want to use my LINK gains to have sex with a nice caring and intelligent escort, but there are literally zero in my country and the borders are basically closed (unless you want to get nose raped).

>>26060172
Scotch on the rocks. Covid devastated my business and its only now beginning to pick up again. Will I make it barkeep? All I want is a home and family with my partner.

I hate the subject I currently studying in my local college and I want to transfer into another course at a completely different college, but the problem is that the college I like is far away from my place and my parents won't let me move out. It feels like I'm wasting the best years of my life going to college and study a course that I hate.

>>26060172
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A WOMAN IS WHAT ARE THEY?!

>>26060172
bourbon, neat
i want to start an online business, but i'm not sure how to go about it and i fear failure
what do i do barkeep?

>>26063000
I think Linkies again fren.
I also have good gains with ALBT atm, so at least something.

>>26064922
Just dont add anymore fire to the situation right now. Only if someone else ask about this topic, try to make your standpoint clear as calmly as possible. If you get worked up or try to denie you ever said that, it will only get worse.

>>26065721
Just stay cool and think about every investment you do, and you will make it.

I'm poor and I need a financial miracle otherwise I'm going to kill myself. I can't take living in my circumstances anymore

>>26066096
Don't go all in on it. Try to use only a small capital first and get some experience. Then even if it fails, you'll have some experience and can go all in at that point.

i need to buy more RLC before it goes 5x, but it looks like it's gonna do that sooner than expected

any newfags lurking here, you should know RLC is the last coin with ETH/LINK like gains, because of that it's also the most fudded coin on this board

if you want to make it buy RLC before it's too late

you're welcome bros

I bought a cheap 1.11¢ poww $10 call with an expiry of less than two days because I'm retarded.
I lost $111 but all my other longs grew on Thursday so I came out of yesterday's butt fuck relatively unscathed. I could've bought link instead on Thursday.

>>26066792
Are you poor because you lost everything from investing, or are you too poor to start with investing?

>>26065663
Use Tinder and search for escort there.

>>26061956
you can FOMO and you can panic sell. you cant do both

>>26066970
Too poor to start investing, my only income is reselling atm which I'm trying to use to hopefully pay off card debts and eventually get more capital which atm isn't going as good as I would hope.

Plus also a student

>>26067123
You can at least buy 1 shitcoin a month. This will be a slow grind, but better than waiting in my opinion.

>>26060172
Why didn't I buy more Link? Why didn't I buy more AAVE? Why didn't I buy more AVAX? Why didn't I buy more PRQ?

>Live in a tenement
>make 2g+ a month in spending money
>started trading buy /biz/ won't give me advice
pls, I've got 30g in cash on hand at the current moment, what do?

>>26060172
Pussy

>>26060364
Don’t worry, my sister got a psych degree and now she does medical recruiting and makes around 100k after 4 years with her company. If you’re a good worker and easy to get along with it will work out for you. I have about a year left at my uni and that thought plagues my mind everyday.

>>26060172
Hey guys, poorfag checking in. I only have about $25 a week to invest in something. What is my best bet? The only assets I have are almost $400 on Coinbase that I've got through making small crypto buys. I have like .003 BTC and 0.3 ETH that I'm holding. I've been swing trading some shitcoins just to see what happens but I don't really have any idea what I'm doing. My shitcoin holds are XLM, LINK, ALGO and AAVE right now. I've made about $100 in gains since I started mid-December.
1. Am I gonna make it?
2. How do you make any returns with such a tiny amount to invest?
3. What am I doing that's retarded so I can fix it?
4. I never invested before how do you make sense of all the info, I feel like it's drinking from a firehose
5. Should I get some stonks?

>>26060172
Cheers, as my portfolio just hit 4,5mm I am getting drunk, because I am too tempted to sell. I must not let myself do this. Give me a white Russian and keep them coming. Thanks.

just a beer. i've got 5k USD on ETH now. i just really feel like i'll never make it with just that amount and with this investment. sure, my money can safely grow 5x over the next few years. but what's 25k gonna do to my life? it won't take me to the next level. it's not a life-altering sum. i'm at a loss. i wish i didn't live in a third world country so i could earn more. i wish i bought crypto when i went here in 2016 looking for career advice. fuck my life.

I'll have a craft beer please, do you guys have any motorworks brewing pulp friction?

>>26068075
Avax, rsr

I feel like I missed tbe bitcoin train, so I am investing in alt coins in the hopes that I will someday make it... but deep down i feel like i wont.

>>26060930
The chances you go to a warzone are slim if you do a technical job. Avoid combat arms.

>>26060830
Then just keep your stash in btc and eth and forget about it. Go about your normal life and one day you’ll wake up a millionaire

Fuck you Cronje, fuck Keep3r, fuck YFI, fuck niggers, fuck jews, fuck trannies, and fuck jannies.

I board tour /biz/ with the dream of one day being smart enough to become an investor, but I'm a poorfag with an babby HSA and crippling anxiety, I will never take steps to alter my reality. I will always tow the line and wonder what could be.

>>26060172
miss old /biz/

>>26060172
My portfolio Consists of 60% ETH and 40% LINK, it's in the mid 5 figure and i'm worried i won't make enough this bullrun, since ETH got like a the least a 5x left and LINK idk 10x left, while all these other coins like DOT,SUSHI are still new and could probably do a 20X+ in this cycle but i'm too pussy to drop ETH/LINK since i feel comfy with them but idk if the gainz will be enough.

>>26060734
I've been in crypto since 2016. im finally about to make it with XSN. it took many painful lessons but i learned from them and never gave up.

>>26067793
Only issue I don’t know where and how to find somewhat promising shit coins.

When I first browsed here some years back around the time DGB and Bitbean ws being shilled I missed out on monumental gains on some coins that are top tier today.

Unlike then though not sure where to find stuff that aren’t already extremely pricy

>>26060676
>Myanmar instead
You can't get a visa to stay longterm without getting married or having a job.
>t. Knower

>>26060172
>What's on your mind?
I wish /pol/ doomers would stop invading our board with their $15/hr will collapse the economy bullshit

Debating using my gamer rig to mine, not sure what to mine, nor do i know how to mine.
Wanting to do so cause im too busy to game with work and classes, so i thought i might as well.

>>26060172
I need to make a big dick play and borrow $20k to even out my portfolio but I've got bad luck with entry and the second I buy it'll dump and I'll get liquidated

>>26070334
Do you pay for electricity? If so it's not worth it

>>26060172
I should kill myself. I've never won at anything and I won't win at this.

I've been in this shitty job for two years now, and have come to accept that if I stay any longer that I'll stagnate and destroy my career. Grabbed some applications this morning, will be aiming for a jump from senior engineer into management.

>>26070376
stay at home student, which is the only reason i considered it anyway

>>26060172
I fell into the fallacy that investing more fiat into crypto is stupid, because my portfolio is already high compared to what I have in my bank account.

So I just bought more.

>2,9 mil suter (roughly worth 10k atm)
>3k in stocks
>7k in cash
>Losing hair and job has become a living nightmare with chinkflu

Not sure I'll make it

I'm so fucking hungover. Gonna kms.

>>26070465
If you don't have a really good electricity plan you might as well steal money from your parents' wallets.
A gaming rig at full power consumes more electricity than an oven, would your folks be happy with you keeping the oven on 24/7?
Do not take this in a condescending way btw, it's just to highlight how mining is not really profitable in a first world country

*GRABS AND STARTS SHAKING BEER*
THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY FAGGOT NOW HERES THE TIP
*POPS BOTTLE OPEN AND STARTS SPRAYING BEER ON OP*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJAJAHAHAHAHJAJAJAHAHAJAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAH

Binance keeps charging me 0 BNB fees. And I actually keep everything when doing the calculations. What's going on here? Did the free trades at the end of last year get extended or will they come for me?

Live in a shitty Caribbean country that's been black listed as a tax haven so buying crypto from an exchange is next to impossible, won't mind buying directly from a stranger but don't wanna get ripped off.

>>26070827

Can't you use p2p places?

>>26063711
i sold all of my shitcoins after bitcoin started pumping in october and i got rekt by holding them (DIA, SHUF, UNI) but now i didn't buy back in and they're pumping massively. it's all so tiresome. and anyway doesn't BTC traditionally dump right after an alt season, if that's what this is? it may be the end already and i was never even close to making it...

>>26060202
I bought ADA at .03 but only 500 of them. such regret

Thanks for that drink... I was checking out another board in the meantime. Looks like they are plotting against /biz/. Pic related

I sold 10,000 PRQ in December . . .

. . . but I have 2,500 AVAX and 500 QNT

How do I deal with the internal disquiet chief?

>>26070897

Tired that, Average price was over 30% of the value

>>26071195

VPN?

>>26062374
What if the SEC qualifies LINK as a security?

>>26060172
I sold ETH at $1000 :(

>>26063584
Institutions aren't in, it's all a meme. They have started dumping on chunks already.

I'm tired. I've managed to turn 3k into 30k in 6 months, but I still feel like I'm underperforming in the crypto markets. I've bought and sold shitcoins that were good projects because I was impatient. I bought INJ at <$2 and sold at $4. I bought PRQ at 30 cents and sold at 35 cents. So many missed opportunities because I was impatient. And now I'm sitting on another alt that isn't moving that much, but likely will in the next month, and I'm getting impatient again. I just want to make it so I can stop with these rat races.

>>26071979
what alt are you sitting on? maybe ill pump it for you

I had a dream last night that Vaultz got back on 50$. But that’s only a dream.

Have a poopy shloopy day!

>>26069845
share some of them

>I’ll have a old fashioned.
I got no ducking clue what I’m buying. Loading up on GRT will buy one bitcoin if it hits 20k

>>26068405
Sorry a bit late, but here you go.

>>26068641
>>26068823

Small time trading had $1000 in link I bought at $15 and sold at $19. I wanted to realize a lil profit and accumulate more. I figured it'll crash after a day when it gets close to $20. now here we are half a day at $21 and I feel dumb now I'm just sitting on my initial $1000 a reinvested profits in algo and lumens. Price please fall.

>>26070932
Wait? Which board is it? We can't let that happen!!

>>26060172
two gallons of bleach , 5 shots of widows makers, tendies if the kitchen is open, leave the bleach bottle, rough week

>>26073944
It's ok. We all do mistakes, just learn from it. Since you got your initial 1000 bucks, if could be way worse.

>>26074084
excuse me nigger, where are my drinks

>>26073969
If it's /pol/ just post some Qanon nonsense and they'll eat it up.
If it's /int/ post an pro China thread it won't do much in either case but it'll be funny.

>>26074176
Here you go.

i think my friend just killed himself. i mean i only knew him from crypto twitter. he went all in (so like 600k) leveraged long on NVDA literally the day the stonks crashed and NVDA dumped hard as fuck.
no response from him since, and hes deactivated his twit account. if he did rope, RIP to a great trader.

ever have a dream and it fucks with you all day? I had a dream last night/this morning about my ex. When I woke up I that feeling of "oh thank God it was just a dream" and then I realised it was just a dream but it was also real life too.

It's been a year and I'm still fucked up over it.

>>26074423
what was the dream

>>26074387
I'm gonna pray for him. If he did rope, at least you can learn from his mistakes.

>>26069103
looking

Crypto feels difficult to understand, so easy to think of it as a scam, especially considering theres tons of shitcoins out there, everything looks like a gamble, been watching AVAX go from 5USD to 12USD now and i can't make my mind up
i'll have a mint tea fuck this

>>26074644
Here you go.

Now that I know I most likely will never have to work for a living again, I'm wondering what to do with my life

Club soda and lime

>>26075125
Why not try some cocaine and hookers like a champ, now that you made it?

>>26075256

Thanks.

That's for degenerates. It's probably going to be some kind of spiritual thing. Like finding enlightenment or whatever

>25
>Actuary with /nodenbts/ - parents paid college
>Only took Actuary because I was good at numbers but it's not my big passion, which is mainly writing and speaking
>Literal Aspie who only had sex with escorts (I'm /fit/ but confidence with opposite sex is sub-zero, see pic attached), saying I won't get a gf until I'm financially secure while worrying whatever girl I get by that time will be a golddigger.
>About 25k in index funds (not much but living costs where I am are low af)
>Literally only got into BTC and ETH a week ago, first time I bought, mainly because the inevitable crackdown on the internet when the Dems have total power.

It burns because I was into Libertarianism around 2014-ish so I knew about BTC before most and absolutely wasted the chance to get in while the price was low. I'm not sure how many of the guys with mega portfolios here are larpers but it reminds me of my fuck-up and it will probably haunt me for the end of my days.

Also why am I in a bar? I'm teetotal.

I'm close to making it. Just another 3x from here and I can provide myself and the wife a comfy life. She's a doctor so in 5 years she'll be making more then all of our parents combined. I guess I'll be a stay at home dad. Problem is I have had a lingering depression for years and while I have many interests I don't have anything I would say is my passion. Kids will come God willing in the next two years so maybe I'll find my calling with them but now that it's not a dogshit struggle I still feel kinda empty. With the world having less wars I think I was supposed to be someone that died young fighting for my tribe. I hope to figure it out soon.
Booze makes me feel like shit so I'll take a decaf Turkish coffee please

>>26075379
Here have some tea.
It's ok,there will always opportunities to make it. Just make sure to stay cool and use those opportunities.

>>26060172
Money OP. Money's on my mind. LINK finally started rolling and everything I have has a big ass Q1. I don't know why but I'm feeling very impatient. I guess I've been waiting 3 years for this so there's that.

I'll have a cappuccino and a xanax.

SEPA down and I'm missing on AKRO gains AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>26075393
Don't worry. Some people only find out their passion at a really old age.
Until then, focus on improving yourself: Learn new languages or new skills.

>>26075576
Here you go.

After a couple years my wife is finally interested in cryptocurrency after beginning to read my Bitcoin book.

She wants to toss in 10k, but Bitcoin is at ATH prices. I kind of want Bitcoin to crash hard so we can get a nice amount with those funds.

>>26071416
I can't stand financial advice youtube

>>26075793
Have you considered going for altcoins instead?

>>26060859
Czech this.

>>26060172
I have an app on my online store that bundles products, and customers can save 10-20% (depending on the item) by buying 2 or 3 of them. They just need to click a button. Most people will still just add the 2 or 3 to their cart and pay full price. I even have it as an automatic discount if they have 2 or 3 in their cart, and they'll remove 1 or 2 so they only buy 1 at full price (I also use an app that records customer's sessions, so I can watch exactly what they're doing afterwards).

Why are people like this? Its like they specifically dont want a discount/better value for their money... I make less per unit, but more overall, and give them a small discount for it, its literally just a win/win if they want more than 1 of the same item

>>26075992
forgot to mention this is why I removed the autommatic discount. I found people would rather buy more at full price, so when I added the discount, my average order value plummeted.

>>26075992
Have you considered paying some finance youtubers to advertise your app? Advertising is more important than many who just started their business think.

>>26060734
just buy the dips and hold. never sell and never fomo

>>26075558
Wha

>>26076115
I should have said I use an app, its not my app. But its a rather trivial concept, you're just making buy buttons with custom discount codes. The point is that people would rather pay for more items at full price than press a button to get the same items for less money, which just blows my mind.

>>26075684
thank you brother

>>26061265
>>26061478
Your guys' situations really only suck because you need to wageslave. If you become a meme crypto trader, it's a totally different story. Beautiful countries, relatively low costs of living, government is incompetent but in a good way compared to the dystopian novel overlords in the US and UK. Working a nice crypto stack and otherwise NEETing it up in a little beach-view villa in either of your cunts would be a treat compared to any lifestyle one could have in a rich western country.

>>26075558

ありがとうね

>>26060275
Been there bro. Got out the cage at 29. Mortgage paid off and my spare room generating $1200 a mknth from airbnb. This gave me full freedom to get a ecomm business going. Now I make 275k a year and ill be a millionaire in a few months at 34. By 40 ill own the entire high-end physical products online market.

>>26060221
that looks like it's actually good

>>26062452
talk to a tax lawyer

>>26075974
Yea I’ve got some RSR and XLM, but I’m not sure if she would sink 10k into a alt. We agree we can each invest 500$ A month into whatever we want. So I’m doing alts with that but the 10k she would like in Bitcoin.

Watching Bitcoin go in two bull runs in the last few years I can’t stomach buying Bitcoin at 37k lol

>>26076741
That's a good plan. Just wait until the normies will crash Bitcoin and then buy.

>>26060286
After thoroughly analyzing the 10k that I lost trading years ago I've come to the conclusion that I'm a fucking retard.

>>26060172
I think I lost my eth when I transferred it to whitebit because it still hasn't shown up in my main wallet on whitebit.

>>26076299
>government is incompetent but in a good way
This. Incompetent governments are a godsend.

i keep thinking who the fuck are these losers when reading these posts, but i read the entire thread on a saturday night so

>>26060172
PRQ literally tripled my money in 2 months, if I cashed out I'd have made more on PRQ than I do in two months

>>26076879
It's ok, I'm a retard too. Really hope we retards gonna make it.

>>26060172
I just need to forget about my investments for a couple years but I CAN'T, I'm autistically checking charts multiple times a day instead

I just want one good options trade
Burned 1,000 USD on a GOEV Call
But I'm about to swing 1600 trade link that i transferred when it hit it's ATH

>>26078436
Are your investments long-term of short-term?

>>26078436
> I CAN'T

There’s your problem

>>26060172
I sold my PRQ at 0.6 and thinking about the rope. What do I do?

>>26078773
2-5 years

>>26060172
Absolut Vodka and a can of Pepsi Max. Pretty bored about lockdown desu.

>>26060172

Nothing but grind, I hope god keeps me on the right track. That's all I pray for.

>>26078910
Try to slowly reduce the amount of times you check and at one point it will be only 1 time a day.

>>26078990
are you 14

>>26078990
Unfortunately we ran out of Pepsi. Is coke okay as well?

>>26079159
Pray daily to Jesus, he is your ultimate bro. Just talk to him in your mind. He will always listen and ease your worries.

>>26079221
thanks bartender bro, I'll work on it
*tips you a linkie*

CAN I GET A WATER?

>>26079253
What is your order
>>26079307
Yeah that's fine, thanks

>>26070525
i was in your shoes.
>bought minoxidil (stopped hairloss)
>started waging like crazy, 7 days a week
>put it all in link at 18c

start waging and find your gem to invest in anon.

I have 25k at 23 years old in stocks and it's barely making money but I'm to new to crypto to withdraw it all and put it into crypto. I also have 50k student loans debt but I'm in med school so it'll all work out okay in the end right?

>>26060172
Can I have straight ethanol and a lighter thanks

>>26060364
Comp sci is a meme

Man life tough do not know will I make it or not

Any good options calls for 2 months?

>>26060172
I missed out when BTC was 15k

>>26079381
Here you go.

>>26079517
Same, I have boomer stocks but Krautland fucks every stockholder with their insane tax-rate. Gonna switch to crypto soon as well.

>>26079525
Here you go.

>>26079677
Don't give up. Learn to trade, and even if you lose some, learn from mistakes until you make it. Just dont fall into dept trap.

i just want to go to sleep and dream surreal dreams forever

>>26080897
Thanks man I will do my best

I bought LCX

>>26066658
The point is if I were a dad, and I had a 16 year old, I would consider allowing her to date a 22 year old guy, with some restrictions about what she's allowed do for her safety, particularly in the early going.

>>26082223
Yeah, I agree with that.

Worried that the bubble is already bursting and right now we're having altseason just like in Jan 2018.

>>26082733
The intrinsic value of mainline crypto will hold up. We are witnessing a technological change like that of the dot com boom and the internet, with Cryptocurrency. This is like we're in the late 80s, early 90s, right now, in terms of where crypto is at relative to where the internet was.

I think the sign that the bubble could truly burst is when the reigns change hands from the current powers that be. The current world leaders, in multinational corporations and big governments are getting into this space and stand to gain a ton, so I don't think that they will let themselves lose money.

The way I see it, we're trying to ride their coattails through the door.

Alright folks, my shift is over. If someone wants to take over as bartender, go ahead.

>>26083141
güte nacht

>>26060172
A currently have a huge absence of passion that I try to fill with Crypto and Politics. I don't know what I'm going to do when I return to school this semester.

>>26083141
cya barkeep. thanks for a good thread

>>26060172
Currently on my mind...what to do with idle money. If I bought a dip and sold the tip, now I gotta wait for it to hit the number I think it will to rebuy...so I made a 50% gain in a week. But now I’m gonna end up sitting on fiat for a week...defeats the purpose.

>>26083245
>>26083141

Ah, just missed the bar. Cya lads.

>>26083245
politics are irrelevant anon
majority of politics is concentrated to and by the lower intelligent (majority populations) find something to do anon
I'm in the military almost out and all I want is to be free and travel
>150k overall investments all my peers look at me like I've discovered fire

Gimme a monster drinkwhite XL and vodka. And leave the bottle.
im watching bitcoin going down on 1m

>>26060172
I don't know how much longer I can take waging. The despair grows quicker than my hope for crypto freeing me. It's the only thing I have to hang onto right now

>>26060172
I think I will finally KMS EOY if I don't make it. enough is enough.

>>26060172
threw away a 22k swap because i wasnt patient. give me a couple whiskey sours please

>>26083401
I don't have a job, anon. I chose to leave my decent position to return to college in 2020, and my work situation has been shit ever since the pandemic.

I did everything I could in order to make my position in crypto good. Now is the illiquid time. There will come a time soon where you will be able to take profit, but the bigger question is, what are you going to do with yourself when you afford some more comfort, and better investments and assets? The way I see it, when it comes time to take profits, first I'm clearing all debts, I'm reinvesting that money into real estate if a good opportunity arises, and I'm DCAing through what's likely going to be a perilous bear market post-bull run. After all that, I can finally afford something better than bargain bin clothes, so I plan on getting nice, but not opulent, athletic wear, jackets, polos, and dress shirts. Maybe I'll buy bigger free weights.

The things that are most important to me are clearing debts and leveraging my profits to gain more assets.

The second most important thing is knowing that I can later afford to be patient with work and do jobs that I like and treat me well, as opposed to having to deal with shit situations.

So I say again, what do you want to do?

>>26083322
Politics are important insofar as there is a right and wrong, but it definitely feels like a bumbling idiot versus an evil lunatic in the world right now.

The way I'd portray society is they're fighting on the train tracks while a locomotive is about to run them over, the locomotive being rising asset prices preventing them from ever owning property.

>be 27
>wage for a couple of years while paying off uni fees
>get CS degree
>feelsgoodman, working part-time shitty job upgraded to internship during senior year
>get full-time job
>fast forward a year I get a better offer; take it
>live frugally, pass out on life to save up enough and gtfo to study and get a better life
>economic crisis starts to happen
>financially raised to just keep savings in the bank and get interest
>people protesting they can't withdraw any money
OHSHIT moment
>I have 10k USD worth of Lebanese lira
>People can withdraw 200$ per month in cash
>central bank governor says lira is fine no worries
>keynesian raised that all is good
>Lira to USD starts to go even further
>civil unrest, protests, people can't get a single dollar
>black market rate starts to affect all goods and imported food since we basically have nothing local produced
>get laid off and unemployment is on the rise
>work a part-time job making 200$ worth of LBP
>had BTC and some anons sent me some when I made a thread about this, cash out for USD
>have around 1.8k cash at hand
>wagie cagie time lost
>fuck depression, I get tasks on plebbit and make friends online to get tasks that pay in crypto
>cash them out here for USD using peer-to-peer groups, exchanges always blacklisted us and the banks always said CRYPTO bad
>lurking /biz for a year, become based austrian economist
>fuck keynesians
>never keep your eggs in one basket, INVEST in crypto don't trade, achieve FIRE any means necessary
>fuck banks

it's one of the rare greentexts I write sorry if it's not that good

>>26083907
Amazing to hear it from the horse's mouth, if you will.

This to me is why cryptocurrency is here to stay- and banks are adopting it. Stay based my Austrian-Lebanese friend.

>>26083998
much appreciated brother
stay based indeed
fuck yeah crypto is here to stay!

>>26083846
Well put anon. I’m in a similar situation

>>26084040
What kinda stuff did you do for crypto on reddit? Im struggling in bongland to get a job, cant get one reply from 100+ apps a month and my neetbucks barely cover rent. I do some art commissions right now but aint too good so cant charge much yet

>>26084388
coding
scripting stuff
I take whatever shit there is
a lot of pajeets there but you gotta grind
there's jobs4crypto subreddit
100$ makes a huge difference here since it's min wage now, I guess in bongland its the same
you can post your art commissions saying will x for y amount etc
good luck fellow anon

>>26083907
The Lebanese anons that come around here always seems pretty based. Good luck man

>>26084446
thank you brother
I namefag LebAnon cause a based bro on XMR daily general nicknamed me that and it just stuck so I always post using it

>>26084444
That's good stuff, I'd argue that you should look into a good alt portfolio and diversify your holdings from crypto you get paid in, so your short term returns experience some bags booming, then you reinvest the funds into bigger name crypto assets for the long haul as safely as possible

>>26084444
Checked based helpful anon
Ive been posting on chan but not on reddit yet, gonna give it a try. Thank you fren your generosity and hard work tells me ygmi