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26055235 No.26055235 [Reply] [Original]

guys what do I do now

>> No.26055267

>>26055235
Buy crypto

>> No.26055271

>>26055235
something about your vomit inducing fingernails

>> No.26055272

>>26055235
Buy high sell low

>> No.26055308

GRT or LINK

>> No.26055329
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>>26055235
fix your fingernails you disgusting fuck

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>>26055235
What did you mean by this?

>> No.26055339

>>26055235
go to a nail salon
wtf you're a junkie?

>> No.26055353

>>26055335
Lol

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>>26055235
Buy DDX and start making some real money and stop gambling you cretin.

>> No.26055435

>>26055329
>>26055339
>>26055335
>>26055271

i was born without fingernails.

>> No.26055455

>>26055235
Are you the anon who was asking for lottery numbers a while back?
Hope you wonnered fren

>> No.26055521

>>26055235
What part of Ky are you in?

>> No.26055522

>>26055235
Theoretically if a /biz/tard won the lottery and put half a billion in crypto could he become the richest man in the world?

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>>26055235
Buy Rubic

>> No.26055704

>>26055353
Lol indeed

>> No.26055734

Is there a crypto lottery pool?

>> No.26055745

>>26055353
nice id bro

>> No.26055793

>>26055522
No, what is rich.

/biz/tard person, like op == dumdum

/biz/ tard would never be richest person, he'd be murdered in a week and it'd be ruled a suicide.

>> No.26055802

>>26055522
possible indeed. but will then be shutdown due to ties to white supremacy claims

>> No.26055936

>>26055435
Sorry fren, didn't know such a thing existed

>> No.26056138

I’m happy/sorry for you OP. The life you’ve always known is over.

Get a lawyer, financial advisor, and put that ticket in a safety deposit box for now. Wait until the initial shock has worn off before you redeem. And get really good at telling everyone “I will get back to you about your [topless Waffle House, pyramid scheme, car wash for trucks] business idea”

>> No.26056311

>Nice shop
https://www.megamillions.com/Winning-Numbers.aspx

>> No.26057181

Fellow KY bro
Damn I'm jelly dude enjoy your life on ez mode
What's your plans to do with your mils?

>> No.26057216

>>26056138
Don't tell anyone. And give us bitcoin in exchange for our advice.

>> No.26057301

>>26055435
Use the money to get metal ones

>> No.26057535

>>26055235
Redeem it you fag

>> No.26057631

>>26055353
(((them))) you know I'm right

>> No.26058215

>>26055235
Don't tell anyone. You know, leeches.

>> No.26058351

>>26055235
if this were real I wouldn't tell anyone anon.
Cut all ties and move somewhere you can live free

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>>26055235
Seriously and without any irony this
>>26055329

>> No.26058501

>>26055235
If you're not memeing, immediately hire a lawyer specializing in financial matters and ask what options you have to not just lose what you get. You essentially can keep some play money, but the vast majority of it should be locked up in assets that appreciate value which you draw income from. Use that income for whatever you want, even getting more money if you'd like, but use your winnings to keep you going for life. You'll be set for any issue life throws at you and could even lose everything you built on that income and still be able to recover perfectly fine.

Also, don't tell anyone. Literally no one. If anyone asks how you got wealthy, underplay what you have and use the income draw to convince people that you play around in the stock market or invested wisely to become wealthy.

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>>26055235
OP send pick of nails, I'm intrigued. What is the condition called? Is it common?

>> No.26058771

>>26058592

Anonychia congenita.

Rarity currently uncounted, but likely pretty damn rare. If OP really did win, it's like the stars aligned for some guy with a super rare condition to win something almost no one wins.