/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26053560

Imagine the smell

>>26053560
$100 she should give you 10 blowjobs

Sad part is someone will unirionically buy that.

>>26053560

1 marinated buttplug every 2 days = 182 per year = $18,200 per year of passive income.

How do I profit from this

>>26053560
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever imagined

but what about the poo?

>>26053721
Why are women like this and why do i like it?

>>26053706

I wouldn’t call it passive. There’s a lot of shit that isn’t getting passed

I would unironically buy it in a heartbeat.She a cute and to have it would make me legit DIAMONDS. Look up her youtube interviews. She scratches a particular itch.

imagine being an old creepy perv who pays for this sort of things

all the more sad if it's a neet simp in his twenties

>>26053560
only $100? thats cheap for 2 days of work

>>26053560
yes

>Shit multiple times throughout the week into a small tote box
>Add a little water to rehydrate the poos
>Mix til its mud
>Hire some whore to to online and say these plugs are hers
>Marinate 50 plugs at a time for 2 days
>Wipe excess sewage off of plug
>Ziploc
>$100
Lmfao

>>26053752
so... you like the mind of a child and the feet of a demon?

>>26053560
Definitely, I would buy it if I had the money

>>26053775
Women:
>im very busy holding down several jobs at once
Also women:
>yes im getting paid full salary on materniy leave but being a mom is a job and i wear a butt plug as a kind of moonlite gig, as i said very busy

>>26053812

I would just buy 10,000 buttplugs, buy some canned poop smell or whatever, then get some whore to make a fake OnlyFans and market these to coomers while I pay illegal immigrants to unwrap the buttplugs from their packaging and spray them with the poop smell and mix some manure into the plug.

pls buy anon

>>26053706

I know a guy who is married to a former cam whore. He is a little guy and he and his wife are both slender. They would sell *her* used panties but really they both wore them and sold them as *hers*. Easy way to double profit.

>>26053905

I don’t think there’s enough liquidity in the market to support 10,000 used buttplugs being dumped all at once

>>26053772
I am in my thirties and neet thank you very much.

>>26053560
This bitch is so fucking stupid her eyes look like cow eyes

>>26053560
someone needs to pull the plug on this simulation.

>>26053996
>anon crashes the buttplug market and forces the government to regulate it

>>26053560
ask this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vz4O_lNbZ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vz4O_lNbZ4

>>26054113
How does he know a guy didn't scam him?

>>26053934
i dont like this post

Buttplugs are the new LINK.

>>26054113
beat me to it, great vid

>>26053747
/thread

probably should’ve just listened to the eugenicists, but noooooo

>>26054113
>dark hairy asshole
gold

>>26054079
No pluggers will be out there shilling how buttplugs hold no intrinsic value and then in a few years they'll be begging for a portion of our plug stacks.

>>26053706
That's revenue, not profit. How much does a buttplug cost?

>>26054113
this guy is based as fuck tho if you see his other videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CSXZihTYqQ

>>26054197
$10 can see you take home a good quality plug today.
Free test ride.

>>26053560
isn't that the mentally retarded pornstar who got duped into making porn money for her bf and had a breakdown on camera because her lizard support animal wasn't allowed on set?

>>26054113
Dude looks like a fucking neanderthal lmao

>>26053934
>>26054138

>>26053560
You're telling me this bitch didn't take a shit for two whole days straight ?

>>26053706
18k for a lifetime of incontinence. Not worth it

>>26054679
>Using your own asshole
Ngmi

>>26054113
FUCK THIS GUY IS FUNNY AS SHIT HAHAH

>>26053560
that is so fucking disgusting, why would anyone want this man's buttplug

>>26053747
Underrated post

>>26054113
He is the king of the misc. Very entertaining, smart, and handsome (no homo)