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I just paid a mediocre white trash hooker 400 dollars to give me 2 blowjobs
I could not get hard enough for sex so I just throatfucked her until I felt something

I am 22 btw

>> No.26048957

>>26048906
Eat more animal based, less fiber and plant oils

>> No.26048982

I bought the video game Brink on release day

>> No.26049004

>>26048957
I eat only raw animal based foods aside from the occasional bit of candy
i have ED because I jerked off already today and I got grossed out after the first blowjob.
I can get hard initially, but I came fast as fuk which is why I tried to go again.

>> No.26049008

Should have got a tranny one instead. Clearly 4chan has made you gay.

>> No.26049011

maybe you need exercize little buddy

>> No.26049019

>>26048906
I hope he was clean.
Did he care what you did to his throat?

>> No.26049024

>>26048906
This is because you use porn.

>> No.26049036

>>26048906
you should have streamed it, could've made bank with super chats

>> No.26049044

>>26048906
Look up xeno-estrogens and everything disruptors. Our daily life is filled with things that destroy human sex hormones. Most men have testosterone levels closer to women then to their grandfather's testosterone levels.

>> No.26049054

>>26049008
I'm not gay I swear
I've tried to see trannies before but could not get past the voice. Instant loss of erection

>> No.26049083

>>26048906
how do i find a h**ker

>> No.26049108

>>26049019

You said him... Haaaaaaaaa good one m8 your funny. Wana bang?

>> No.26049119

>>26048906
Honest question. How much porn do you consume and how frequently do you masturbate?

>> No.26049141

>>26049083
I found her on tryst.link
but you can also use ourhome2, listcrawler, eros, eccie, and many more

>> No.26049147

>>26048906
did you coomed?

>> No.26049181

>>26049141
Are you in the US

>> No.26049193

>>26049119
>>26049119
A lot and multiple times daily
I havent had issues before with women though, save for once when i was constipated. This is my 25th hooker
>>26049147
Yes twice
>>26049181
Yes

>> No.26049238

>>26049193
>Yes twice
good for you

>> No.26049248

You should've raped her, cut her and played around with blood

>> No.26049270

the only thing to disagree with here is the cost of the service

>> No.26049281

>>26048906
>400 dollars
Here with that money, you would get an orgy with 20 whores

>> No.26049286

>>26049193
you aren't worried about being caught up in a sting or set up to get robbed? do you go to them or have them outcall to your place? so many sketchy characters out there idk

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>>26048906
>400 dollars to give me 2 blowjobs

>> No.26049362

>>26049310
I paid $500 for a date with a girl I was seeing and she didn't give me her pussy that night

>> No.26049373

>>26049286
>>26049286
Stings only happen if you are braindead dude.
Like I said, I've seen 25 girls to date, no stings.
Just don't be explicit in texts, dont mention exchanging sex for money.people who get caught are moron boomers who barely understand texting

>> No.26049413

>>26048906
Did you at least read her the API3 whitepaper before she left?

>> No.26049441

>>26049362
Man, things are really bad for the dollar when a whore won't even give it up for 5 hundo

>> No.26049502

>>26048906
everybody feels shame after hookers it normal and natural. its your soul telling you to not fuck hookers. who fucks hookers anyway? disgusting. head only

>> No.26049542

>>26049024
This.

>> No.26049550

>>26048982
I RENTED the video game Brink on release day

>> No.26049562

Aren’t you afraid of catching something? You can get STIs from oral sex like herpes I think

>> No.26049625

>>26049281
where

>> No.26049627

>>26048906
you ever consider youre just unironically gay?

>> No.26049654

>>26049004
>I got grossed out after the first blowjob
then why the fuck did you get another?

>> No.26049663

>>26049562
>You can get STIs from oral sex like herpes I think
you can but it's very unlikely
you are as likely or worse to get it anyway from random cunts
>>26049441
>Man, things are really bad for the dollar when a whore won't even give it up for 5 hundo
I mean it was 500 CHF but still. I got her in bed but she complained I was too harsh and stopped me. Fucking cunt

>> No.26049666

>>26049562
I really don't believe in this whole "disease" shit bro. It's a very jewish idea. I will not get the vaccine. I will not eat the bugs.
>>26049413
Unfortunately there was not time, and I'm sure such a soul would not appreciate the information.

>> No.26049681
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>>26049562

Literally when you think about it how does fucking a proper hooker give you a bigger chance of catching anything? Many western women are cumdumpsters giving it without rubber and they're filled to the brink with STDs. Proper escorts use protection and watch their shit because it's their profession. You'd be surprised.

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>>26049654
Because i already paid her for the hour. I figured i would get my money's worth since I did spend 400 bucks.

>> No.26049735

>>26049004
Ok wowow you are the other extreme, you need carbs and starche too lol.
Also coomer

>> No.26049740

>>26049373
1) No porn
2) No fap
3) Start lifting weights

>> No.26049747

>>26048906
i buy fast food when i have food at home

>> No.26049777

>>26048906
Shiiit i paid $70 for 2 fucks in 1.5hours of a model looking 7.5/10 chick but onviously im not an amerifat

>> No.26049799
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26049799

>>26049681
>>26049663
Not talking about fucking - I assume most would be smart enough to wrap it up with a hooker. But oral sex without a condom can easily lead to HSV1 or 2. Most likely HSV1. And I know you retards will say B-BUT EVERYONE HAS HSV1 but HSV1 can be spread to the genitals and you’ll create a consistent outbreak zone there, which sucks, no one wants cold sores on your peen. You can also get syphilis from oral sex, lesions could be in the bitches mouth.

Be careful fags

>> No.26049849

>>26048906
I quit my codemonkey job 3 days in and am now at home trying to develop a video game

>> No.26049920

>>26049799
>You can also get syphilis from oral sex, lesions could be in the bitches mouth.
dude just go for god-tier escorts and you are safe

>> No.26049944

>>26049735
I do eat carbs but its pretty much all candy when I do
I figure it's better because it's easily burnt off and tasty
>>26049740
I lift weights
the other two are very hard

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26049959

>>26049663
>>26049666
What is HIV, gonnorhoea, syphilis, clamydia, herpes, and HPV (can cause penile cancer and genital warts).Yikes.

>> No.26049980

i paid $10 for a ladyboy hooker in the philippines and he was gorgeous 10/10 other than the cock dangling. hard to see from doggystyle though

>> No.26049996

I'm down 58% on my investments since April. I'm a bad investor

>> No.26050001

>>26049959
>What is HIV, gonnorhoea, syphilis, clamydia, herpes, and HPV (can cause penile cancer and genital warts).Yikes.
you can get that from any random cunt you pull at a club

>> No.26050050

>>26048982

Man I had no idea that was a multiplayer only game until release

>> No.26050058

>>26048906
I sold 1 btc to build a computer at an initial value of about $1,000.

>> No.26050059
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26050059

>>26049959
>you WILL fear imaginary bugs you cant see
>you WILL take the vaccine
>you WILL eat the imaginary bugs and the real ones too
>you WILL believe science!

>> No.26050060

>>26049054
Lol, really? Doesn’t matter how they sound when they’re on their knees draining your balls with their asshole

>> No.26050099

>>26049550
I MADE the game brink on release day.

>> No.26050122

>>26048906
I bought a Nintendo switch. It sucks.

>> No.26050181

>>26048906
>Listening to my parents
>Wasting time trying to get a degree when I dropped out
>Not getting into Crypto before despite knowing about it
>Staying in my 3rd world country making less than 300 USD a month
>Buying this shitty gaymer chair that I still haven't paid for

>> No.26050227

>>26050181
>Staying in my 3rd world country making less than 300 USD a month
based retard

>> No.26050316

oh look more glowwies trying to shill prostitution sites

>> No.26050320

>>26050227
Moving to another country and getting a job isn't trivial nowadays you knwo

>> No.26050402

ur doin good bud

>> No.26050414

>>26049281
20 Street shitting pajeet whores for $400 still seems like a rip off .

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>>26048906
how are you not naturally repelled by coming to close to a woman who deals with the worst and lowest scum aidsridden people on earth? every natural instinct tells you to stay away from that desease ridden wethole. enjoy getting you itches.

>> No.26050549

>>26049193
>A lot and multiple times daily
Unless you're fat and/or have a health issue, you developed porno dick. Stop porn/masturbation. It'll take months or a year to reset. sorry but no shortcuts.

>> No.26050565

>>26049193
25 hookers
holy shit thats like a make it stack of whores, imagine if you bought link at 2 dollars and jerked off instead LOL

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>>26049054
>I'm not gay I swear
>I've tried to see trannies before

>> No.26050667

>>26049681
>Many western women are cumdumpsters giving it without rubber and they're filled to the brink with STDs.
Cope, most western women still had sex with less than 10 men while litteral prostitutes fuck 10 different men in a week

>> No.26050762

$400 to cum twice in some whore. I feel sorry for straights

>> No.26050959

>>26050762
pussy is the best for your cock

>> No.26051104

You don't pay for the sex. You pay for them to leave.

>> No.26051202

>>26049944
Hm yeah sure ok, but why not include some potatoes, rice and even bread? And all raw is sv3rige tier lol.
Well but apparently zoomers never eat normal and slowly dont even know how to, so this is not too bad and should not be your probleM..

>> No.26051544

>>26051104
Cope

>> No.26051586

>>26048982
I pre-ordered