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Pink Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed) (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Options!!??

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread
>>26030123

>> No.26031857

I got fucked today biz and not in a good way

>> No.26031887
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>> No.26031897

>>26031857
You're a fake and a fraud

>> No.26031905

too many bakers

>> No.26031943

>>26031905
Not posting in a cuckold thread

>> No.26031971

>Print trillions of dollaridoos to give to unemployed joggers + ZIRP + infinite QE
>DXY goes up and stocks go down
Can't explain that.

>> No.26032001
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>>26031857
I feel you
Gold and Silver DOVE

>> No.26032018
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>>26031857

It's okay I bought CLF at the absolute bottom. Based and comfy

Check investing.com Steel Futures

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>>26031794
>SRNE
>Sorrento is a clinical stage, antibody-centric, biopharmaceutical company developing new treatments for COVID-19, cancer, and pain. Sorrento's extensive immunotherapy platforms include proprietary assets such as fully human antibodies (G-MAB™ library), clinical stage cellular therapies (CAR-T, DAR-T™), antibody-drug conjugates (ADCs), clinical stage oncolytic viruses (Seprehvir™, Seprehvec™) and a Tyrosine Kinase Inhibitor (Abivertinib).
>Sorrento is also developing potential antiviral therapies and vaccines against coronaviruses, including COVIDTRAP™, ACE-MAB™, COVI-MAB™, COVI-GUARD™, COVI-SHIELD™, COVI-AMG™, COVI-DROPS™, SALICYN – 30 and MESENCHYMAL STEM CELL; and diagnostic test solutions, including COVI-TRACK™, COVI-STIX™ and COVI-TRACE™.
>Sorrento's commitment to developing and commercializing medicines for Saving-Life™ and Improving-Life™ is also demonstrated by our efforts to advance a first-in-class (TRPV1 agonist) non-opioid pain management small molecule, resiniferatoxin (RTX), and by ZTlido® (lidocaine topical system) 1.8%, for post-herpetic neuralgia (PHN). Resiniferatoxin is completing (i) a phase IB trial for intractable pain associated with cancer; and (ii) a phase 1B trial in osteoarthritis patients. ZTlido® was approved by the FDA on February 28, 2018.

>> No.26032046

I don't care which thread we settle on as long as it's not the nigger thread

>> No.26032050

>>26032033
ok what's the play

>> No.26032063
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>>26032018

My last quintuple down

Pic related. I added more at the absolute fuckkmg bottom today

Steel Future

>> No.26032075

>>26032046
Im OP of this one and I agree.

>> No.26032078

>>26032050
What do you mean?

>> No.26032154

>>26032046
stop with the fucken name calling.

this board needs to fucken clean it up. take that shit to /pol. here to make money

>> No.26032202

>>26032078
any option plays you'd like to recommend

>> No.26032204

Buy BABA

>> No.26032207

>>26032154
take your nigger fetish to /trash/ where it belongs, we're here to make money

>> No.26032235

>>26032075
It’s anime thread idiot
Close your thread if you have to ask

You could have just reported the op as belonging on /pol/, that’s an option when they post bait. Should have at least gotten the pic removed

>> No.26032340

>>26031943
fair

>> No.26032377

Is this the real thread?

>> No.26032387

>>26032377
Might as well be I guess

>> No.26032473
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>>26032202
Strong buy.

>> No.26032509
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26032509

Is that all you guys got?

>> No.26032566

>>26032063
>future months crabbing
bearish tbqh

>> No.26032641

Remember this is a push down so that the AH kikes can buy BB en mass like last night.
Just hold and iron hands will be rewarded with a $15 open on Tuesday.

>> No.26032690

>>26032509
CLF is going to be good. Just a bad day for everyone. I suspect a 20-22 around the end of January.

>> No.26032705

>>26032154
gonna cry?

>> No.26032746

>>26032690
all the executives cashed out all their shares. its not happening

>> No.26032762

>>26032690
i like how you retards just pull random price targets out of your ass. and even worse, even more retarded anons ask for them

>> No.26032778
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Everyone please buy DOGE so we can get it to $1 and I'll- I mean WE.. will be rich!

>> No.26033155

>>26032746
>all the executives cashed out all their shares
Sauce: my ass.

>> No.26033198

>>26032705
yes very much so

>> No.26033226

Down 5% today, it hurts bro

>> No.26033229

>>26031794
>monday red
>friday red
>long weekend ahead
FUCK the stress is going to kill me

>> No.26033232

>>26032778
DOGE will crab its way up to $1. Do you realize how many retards like you must've bought at .0003??? You guys are going to get dumped on.

Congrats on your shiny new bags. Pray Musk saves you and even then good luck

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>crash hard, dumb options, lose 2k
>gonna ride it out and double down

>> No.26033272

>>26033155
you know you can look it up on the sec right?

>> No.26033321

So many folks complaining about red today. You know what isn't red?
AMRS.

>> No.26033356
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I'm buying 1000 shares of PLTR if it hits 25

>> No.26033367

I feel like I need to grab some uvxy calls in case all hell breaks loose this 3 day weekend

>> No.26033389

>>26033321
It is if you bought the top like me

>> No.26033404

>>26033321
>AMRS
>bought at 9
>sold a 8
>now it's above 11
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.26033406

I say this unironically

It was fun seeing the entire market bloody red while PLTR gang rose up

PLTR bros, we got too cocky

>> No.26033430
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HAHAHAHAHA CLF

>> No.26033440
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>>26033272
Link sauce then. Plus their market is growing, so...

>> No.26033444

>>26033389
I don't think you made a bad move, though. Give it a month, at most, and see where you're at.

>> No.26033467

gotta repost, thanks janny

How do prices of derivatives based on foreign securities work? eg. if I have a
NASDAQ Etf but it's from London stock exchange, how is that priced when the American markets are closed?

>> No.26033490

I am so fucking sick and tired of pessimistic nerds in these threads

>> No.26033496

>>26033404
That'll be useful for taxes, though.

>> No.26033691

so am I supposed to cut me GEVO losses at this point or what

>> No.26033714

>final minutes BB pump
I TOLD YOU BRO, I FUCKING TOLD YOU

>> No.26033750

>>26033440
SEC.GOV

>> No.26033784
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>>26033232
Show me on the chihuahua where the bad DOGE hurt you, anon.

>> No.26033839

>>26033784
I'm in DOGE just stating the obvious

>> No.26033842
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26033842

Technical question:
SRTY is about to do a reverse split 1/21; how much will that fuck my options here?
I held TSLA options through the split so I know the new option sets aren't going to be as easily disposable and will have a new ticker, but what should I be expecting regarding the new value of the premiums here? I would expect the time value of the options to increase to an algorithm with an increased price, but I don't know.
Thanks frens

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POST YOUR PAIN FROM TODAY?

>> No.26033877

>>26033155
Actually source is written documentation not, in fact, anyone's ass

>> No.26033907

lol GME closing at 35.50. The fucking Js win again.

>> No.26033927

>CCIV
what a fucking stressful trading day

have a good long weekend bros

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GHIV marines...
we have faced defeat this week....
but next week... we shall prevail

>> No.26033985

>>26033444
Nice digits
I actually am pretty confident about this buy, the chart looks a lot healthier than what I usually from the picks that get shilled on here. I think at least a +20% from here is likely ultra-short-term.
Choosing an unlucky buy-in is just salt in today's wounds desu

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I gotta stop buying microcap memes.

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Imagine being so retarded you bought TWTR

>> No.26034019
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>>26033854
I survived

>> No.26034027 [DELETED] 

If Chet reads this, he's gay.

>> No.26034056

Is the MNXXF dream dead?

>> No.26034097

>>26032641
Don’t get my fucking hopes up

>> No.26034114

>>26033907
>closed up 80% in a week
>shorts won
Is this sarcasm?

>> No.26034130

I lost half my money in AMD options. One expires next Friday and the other three following Friday. I'm so fucked. Who the hell expected it to drop $11 a share in 3 days!

>> No.26034148
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God damn, just analyzing my most expensive on my watched list, the only thing I can really say is

>JUST

>> No.26034182

down 344...up $32 after market so I'm rich right

>> No.26034200
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WKHS.

>> No.26034217

Guys i have a hot nice awesome blonde gf that I’m going marry but i wish i would have fucked more dirty sluts before i settle down. I only fucked 15 girls and hooked up in some form with 35. Fuck guys

>> No.26034252

>>26034217
I hooked up with 35 girls( not sex). Fuck guys this sucks**

>> No.26034300

>>26034217
I'm 38 and live with my parents. My ulcerative colitis makes my shit bloody diarrhea. Also yeah just lost half my stack on amd options. So yeah thanks for reading my blog and you are lucky.

>> No.26034368

>>26031794
Hope no one is going into this weekend long.
I'm about as short - via puts - as I let myself get.
Planning on 2-3 week hold. Top is in the rearview. Be well.

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>>26033854
No pain
>>26033985
You should feel confident. I think the future is growing considerably brighter for AMRS.

>> No.26034382

>>26034217
>getting married
>"this sux"
Sounds like you know what to do

>> No.26034464

>>26031887
:)

>> No.26034476

>>26034056
Always has been.

>Astronaut holding gun to another astronaut.jpg

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>>26034217
ready for the divorce, alimony and child support?

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Taking a break from my spamming to say i sincerely hope you did not panic sell today. The thesis is unchanged, q4 earnings have not been released yet, and ryan cohen has not spoken publicly yet. I outlasted the original coomcat poster, i outlasted q3, i even outlasted justin, i am never fucking selling

>> No.26034631

>>26034548
You wish nerd

>> No.26034660

Hop on SAVA train while you can boys

>> No.26034682

I am starting to think buying this AMD dip is a bad idea

>> No.26034696

>>26034682
buy tsm

>> No.26034725

>>26034696
I own both

>> No.26034753

etfs going down?

>> No.26034755

i hope you bought SRNE
>>26034682
AMD 100$ EOY

>> No.26034771

>>26034682
It isn't a bad idea. Just the short term options are fucked bad. The messed up part is there is no reason it is going down. They had one down grade and two upgrades.

>> No.26034899

>I'm still in the cagie for one more hour
JUST. At least I get a 4 day week and get to work from home 2 of those days.

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BFARFbros check in

>> No.26034955
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26034955

reminder techs will crash in february/march

short apple, there are no more buyers

>> No.26034966

>Market tanked into Friday close before a holiday weekend and the inauguration
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?

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You bought the dip today, right anon? You aren't betting against bitcoin........right???

>> No.26034991

>>26034955
This
I liquidated all my TQQQ.

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>>26033854

it's only positive by the fact that my ARK calls have been printing for months now. Still, brutal climb from now till April.

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>Tearful Pelosi says Congress members may be prosecuted as she announces Capitol security review
Say it with me: Empress Pelosi

>> No.26035060

>>26034753
NAIL's about the only one that's up

>> No.26035109

>>26034955
>krautspeak
you can't fool me, hitler. im not falling for your trap.

>> No.26035155

>>26034019
But you didnt beat inflation

>> No.26035393

>down 1000
>but i'm up 3$ ah

>> No.26035606
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>>26034909
I don’t feel so good

>> No.26035620

>>26035155
>down 2.98% today, which is 5.98% with inflation
bros....

>> No.26035626

>>26035606
>he didn't buy the dip

>> No.26035863

I genuinely do not understand what happened with BB today.
>pumps
>massive sell off throughout the entire day
>tries to go back up
>someone keeps selling ridiculous amounts of stock all day so every time it almost goes back up it dumps again
What the fuck? Why would anyone do this?

>> No.26035972

>>26035155
W-wait inflation is 3% per day right now?

>> No.26035995
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>>26035863
>he fell for the PnD

>> No.26036136

>>26035995
I'll still make money if I sold now, I've been in since 8.90.
It just baffles me that a company like blackberry would PnD.
This is the shit I expect from meme btc miner penny stocks, not established, well known companies.

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AAAAAA IM VIXOOOOOMING

>> No.26036208

>>26036136
the company has been dead since like 2013 tho
and anything could happen in this clown market

>> No.26036211

$hear / Turtle Beach, get in while its low on Tuesday
- earnings will be fucking insane in march
- $150 model was #1 best selling headset on amazon throughout nov/dec
- One listing of the headset did $30m/month on Amazon alone
- Keywords for their $150 headset were breakout trends in nov/december and at highest search volume ever despite previous earnings being great
- Amazon listing that did $30m/month doesn't even rank first page for the keywords
- All keywords related to it brokeout and were far above $35 stock price levels
- P/E Ratio is already 8, severely undervalued

>> No.26036294

>>26036208
>clown market
I guess I forgot about the eternal clown market where any company from SNeeDfuL to fucking MSFT is a PnD.
>dead
No lmao. They do lots of infosec and are branching into android EV OSs.

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SNDL WHAT THE FUCK STOP

>> No.26036386

>>26035052
Are we going to see those lists AOC was talking about making?

>> No.26036416
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PAGING DOCTOR COPPER
PAGING DOCTOT COPPER

>> No.26036450
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One word: Planteer

simple as

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WEEDBROS ARE WE GONNA BE OKAY??

>> No.26036482

How my fellow CCIV gambler chads feeling?

>> No.26036485

BBBY babies?

>> No.26036498

>>26036457

what's with the afterhours dump??

>> No.26036505
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$TELL

THIS WILL LITERALLY PULL A 3x AT LEAST OVER THE WEEKEND

>> No.26036514

>>26036450
Ah, Palatnier. But Morgan Stanley says otherwise.

>> No.26036538

How low will CLF go?

>> No.26036547
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when will AAPL and AMD go up again? it hurts, bros...

>> No.26036550

>>26034300

Hey, I'm 39 and live at home with my parents as well. So don't feel too bad anon.

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>>26036457

>> No.26036564

>my coworkers getting into stocks and bitching their one share of NIO went down but they found a penny stock and bought $10 worth, telling me it’s a new pharmaceutical company from Kentucky that specializes in fucking gastrointestinal tech that could have other uses

I wanna slap them. At least buy the meme of the week stocks

>> No.26036565
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26036565

QUICK GIMME A STOCK THAT WILL 2X IN A FEW MONTHS

>> No.26036568

>>26036211
Oh so this really is a repeat of all the same garbage that was shilled last year, lets start making a list
So far I have seen
REFR
AMRS
TLT
ACB
and now HEAR

what else goes into the shilled garbage list frens?

>> No.26036574

I think i should sell BB at a huge loss and buy a new chair anyways. idk if people are just being extra doomer today or if the market is about to dump big time.

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Holding BB PLTR MNXXF KO and SOXL iver the weekend
Am i dumb bros?

>> No.26036579

>>26032762
Well, if you're so smart then what is PT according to you?

>> No.26036590

>>26036482
Sold that shit @ 20 for $256 profit

going to spend it on feet pics

>> No.26036600
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26036600

>I will be a CLF bagholder for life
>I will keep buying more as it goes down to cope

>> No.26036608

>>26036563
seems like a nice duck and doggo

>> No.26036645

>>26036565
MAXR might, KTOS and TSM won't but you should buy them anyways, GME might and it'd be fucking hilarious if it did

>> No.26036648

>>26036568
Gaming wasn't as big as it was last year. Check out google trends if you want. Got spoon fed dd and still cries instead of checking for himself. This is why you'll stay poor and cry on here forever.

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>>26036563

I'm gonna post another pic for you anon.

>> No.26036657

I thought this thread was deleted..

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>>26034982
> Not selling everything crypto related before market closes. You are just asking to get raped, in a wrong way.

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>>26036514
>morgan stanley
audible KEK more Planteen for me

>> No.26036680

>>26036600
Yes but at least you got the bags for cheap.

Relax Anon it’s going to $30 in February/March, even without the Biden infrastructure plan.

>> No.26036711

Damn you boys lost me a lot of money today... luckily I think I know of a way you can pay me back... *unzips cock*

>> No.26036710

>>26036211
Solid DD thanks anon have another moon ticket for free: BFARF

>> No.26036717

>>26036565
CLOV this quarter.

>> No.26036719 [DELETED] 

I think im starting to get the hang of this bois

>> No.26036722

>>26036548
>Because today was a direct reflection on what the new president said, that is the difference.

what did biden say this time?

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26036731

- 2% today
AMD makes up -0.6%

>> No.26036736

>>26034771
>The messed up part is there is no reason it is going down
INTC and MSFT news
of course INTC's new outsourced products remain to be proven but AMD's next 3 years was also priced in

>> No.26036748

Why is MARA such a piece of shit. Who fucking recommended that.

>> No.26036768

>>26036748
Cryptonigd

>> No.26036770
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I lost like $12 today

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>>26036600
My insiders at JPM tell me they plan on crashing the price of iron ore and steel. Sorry anon.

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>>26036748
you should have diversified 50$ mara 50% nara

>> No.26036801

>>26036600
chceked however you need to chill the fuck out
stocks have negative days zoom out more than 1 week for fuck sakes

>> No.26036810

Who fucking recommended MARA. Tell me right now.

>> No.26036819
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>when my BoA notices I keep depositing into RH so they email me trying to shill me investing with Merrill Lynch and I get like $600 bonus or something

I like the confetti on my instant deposit bonus with RH.

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Uhh is this normal? I don't really know what im doing

>> No.26036835
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WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS DID THIS?

>> No.26036836

Ah fuck am I really going to be all cash this weekend

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26036840

Anybody just going to long BB? I think I'm going to be in this one for quite a while.

>> No.26036845

>>26033750
>Under ten million in total value...
CEO sold ALL of his shares, wanna buy a bridge?

>> No.26036846

>>26036770
plus another 0.36 due to 3% inflation

>> No.26036850

>>26036514
Mister Stanley should sell their shares then...

>> No.26036853

>>26036810
They starting shilling MARA at like $5 you tard

>> No.26036857

>>26036835
Ahahah I got another one.

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>>26036819
>low iq: i like the confetti
>115 iq: robinhood is for babbies
>135+ iq: i like the confetti

>> No.26036886

>>26036840
maybe if hits mid $8

>> No.26036890

>>26036670
BTC will pump to 39k by Monday opening
You will not get another discount better than -15% that was today

>> No.26036894

Where are my IPOE bud

>> No.26036895

>>26036819
I got the same today.

>> No.26036899

>>26036840
I'm gonna see what it's like on Tuesday open and if it moons on open then I'll sell the spike.
I'm can't be fucked for another PnD.

>> No.26036900

>>26036846

you know it's not actually 3% daily inflation right? if that were the case, a can of soup would cost like $400 at the end of the year.

>> No.26036901

>>26034631
None of you dumbfuck normalfags ever think it could happen to you

>> No.26036920

>>26036810
Let me guess you're ignoring BFARF too until it hits 20+ like MARA

>> No.26036923

>>26036840
the first symptoms of cope
>Im going long guys

but anyways, im right there with you now, i dont have much of a choice.

>> No.26036931

bros look at the call premiums for GME lol

>> No.26036932

>>26034300
>>26036550
what the fuck

>> No.26036939

>>26036846

what do you think the YEARLY inflation will be in 2021? 15%?????

That's possible right there.

>> No.26036944

>>26036900
i guess youve never been to canada

>> No.26036948

>>26036900
it will

>> No.26036951

>>26036894
WHERE MY IPOE BROS AT?****

>> No.26036958
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26036958

Unfriendly reminder today is the ALL TIME top which will never be seen again in your lifetime. The fiat ponzi scheme is in its final death rattles and if you invest anything you will lose it all

Buy gold (physical) dump fiat this is your final warning because i'm a man of peace and tranquility

Gold to $1,000,000
BTC to 0$
SPY to $6.66

>> No.26036963

I'm actually up $4 for the day

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BBBY calls.....

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>>26036829
yes, when you're a poorfag you don't think about risk

>> No.26036968

hope you sold gme at 40

>> No.26036970

>>26036890
I mean stocks, not ponzi schemes themselves. If BTC would drop in next 3 days, then all bitcoin miners stocks would freefall too. It's big risk holding those when market is closed.

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>>26036899
I think it could eventually go really high and because it's slowly getting more media and investor attention i feel like they have a future planned. It's a cheap tech stock and cyber security is going to be a must in the future. I'm willing to wait to see how high it can go.

>>26036923
I've shorted BB 3 times so I'm used to it getting red from time to time. I bought knowing some shit like this might go down, I did get in at 8.50 so it's not too stressful for me.....yet.

>> No.26037018

>>26036958
This guy is right, I work in government, top secret position in the deep state. They're going to pull the lever as soon as Biden gets in the white house. Insiders already know this, that's why you saw so much selling today. If you're smart you have to get out Monday. You might already be late, it's becoming common knowledge.

>> No.26037046

>>26036948

there would be a world wide economic depression if we even approached that point. also, there would be a hot civil war if a can of soup goes up 50,000% in a year. it wouldn't be inflation that did that. it would be scarcity of food.

>> No.26037052

>>26036970
So you can buy even more at a discount
You're not betting against bitcoin, are you anon?

>> No.26037075

>>26037018
>trading on looter king day
umm sweatie?

>> No.26037090

>>26034982
I bought the dip but the ling weekend with BTC trending down makes me nervous

>> No.26037094

>>26037075
My bad, meant Tuesday of course

>> No.26037102

>>26037002
Fingers crossed that this "dip" is where the hesitants come in and we go to like 15 over the course of a few days as people fomo in

>> No.26037109

>>26037018
Only deep insiders like you get to trade on Monday fren

>> No.26037111

MARA YOU BITCH REEEEEEEEE

>> No.26037116

Which one of you fags posts tik toks with stock tips that are literally just /biz picks

>> No.26037121

>>26037046
yes, buy guns and food, and gun stocks and food stocks

>> No.26037131

Loaded up on RIOT and BFARF for Tuesday
I either make it or die

>> No.26037136

This is the crash isn’t it

>> No.26037139

Boys forget steel. Social norms will collapse under the liberal Biden administration causing sport gambling companys to moon

>> No.26037141

>>26036900
>doesn't even know how inflation works
ngmi, enjoy losing 3% of your money everyday

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>i bought the dip today
>it kept dipping

how long will i be holding this AAPL and AMD bags, do you think?

>> No.26037152

>>26037102
I'll probably stay in past 15 really, I wouldn't shill that but I feel comfy. It's cheap and it's been around for a while.

>> No.26037162

>>26036514
>MS price target for BIGC $57
>MS average buy price for BIGC $74
Jew Stanley low price targets are a buy signal fren

>> No.26037183

>>26037052
Of course I do. Once scam is saturated, and not enough fresh blood is flowing in, it will collapse.

>> No.26037185

jfc i cant focus im down big time today and have the urge to sell

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shill me an ETF besides ARKK please

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Are we looking at a market collapse on Wednesday? Will the inauguration spook the herd of cats??????/

>> No.26037202

>>26036900
inflation is just starting to take off. stock up on luxury soups now

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>tfw realizing with just $750k you can generate 2k a week writing ridiculously otm puts
>this is enough money to live in a midwest town, pay for utilities and still have a few hundred to save every week
>the price of neethood is only 750k
At this rate I can stop waging and be a NEET by 30

>> No.26037208

I want to sell all my stonks but I'm too pussy to do it.

>> No.26037213

>>26037189
ICLN
LIT

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>>26037147
here's a tip: never buy earlier than 3pm unless a stock drops 15-20% within 5m and isn't penny shit

>> No.26037240

>>26037208

well you better hurry before afterhours market closes.

>> No.26037249

>>26036845
hey you did your own DD im proud if you buddy

>> No.26037261

>>26036939
Well 365 x 3 = 1095 + % = 1095% yearly inflation, so you better be making that much in an year gains wise or your just losing it all to inflation

>> No.26037267

>>26036482
Still holding strong. Either negligible losses or major gains

>> No.26037273

>>26037206
they're "ridiculously otm" until they arent, and it only takes 1 day that happens every 5-10 years to ruin your cute little retirement plan

>> No.26037275

>>26037206
you have to get to 750k first my dude. ngmi on NEET income.

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>>26037238
I almost always buy in the morning, one day it will be the end of me

>> No.26037298

thread and market theme today:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo

>> No.26037302

>>26037206
are you a woman or a nigger?

if you cant comfortably live on 2k a month in a first world country you dont belong on /biz/

>> No.26037304

>>26036963
that can't even be close to beating the 3% daily inflation

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DO I BUY THE BB DIP?

>> No.26037308

>>26036648
It looks very familiar to a shill post I’ve seen here long ago...

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>>26037261

>just make 11x profit in a single year

That's your advice to me?

>> No.26037320

I will HODL because I have faith in the JPOW and Tether printers.

>> No.26037324

>>26037206
>He wasn't here yesterday

>> No.26037387

>>26031794
Anyone else here hate people that have more money than them or go to better universities than them?

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>ayy sucka dis a maintenance call

>> No.26037408

>>26037273
So what if he gets assigned? In the worst case he's bagholding SPY for a while.

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I got fucked today, biz... and not in a good way...
>>26031794

>> No.26037422

>>26037387
Why would I?

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>>26037273
>1 day that happens every 5-10 years
Are you serious? I'll take my chances then kek.
>your cute little retirement plan
Now you're just trying to be a smug asshole. Sad!
>>26037302
My post literally details how I live on 2k a month you absolute roody poo

>> No.26037459

GME OOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.26037461

>>26036801
>stocks have negative days zoom out more than 1 week for fuck sakes
I feel like no one does this on /biz/

>> No.26037467

>>26037208
get strong hands

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>>26037309

>> No.26037475

>>26037206

if you get close to a million, you should invest in a bunch of boring, safe stocks and just chill.

if you have a million bucks and you are still in options, you have fucked up majorly.

>> No.26037478

>>26037306
yes for the love of god buy up millions of dollars of BB so i can sell my bags.

>> No.26037491

>>26037387
hahahaha everyone laugh at this poor loser who goes to community college

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Only thing still making me proud in my portfolio is TLRY. Everything was going so well this week too. What happend last night? Some more political shit?

>> No.26037500

>>26037189
Moon is pretty based I’m up 20% on it and I bought at the absolute worse time down to the minute and was negative for like a fucking month

Even today barely fucking dented it and I don’t even pay attention to it. It’s actively managed really good too I love it.

>> No.26037505

>>26037422
I hate people that have things better than I ever will or who are viewed as higher beings to me.

>> No.26037509

>>26037309
If you really want to beat 3% daily inflation ya, otherwise in 10 years you'll be down 10,950% due to a decades worth of daily inflation, not to mention leap years

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>>26037238
>>26037147
>>26037290

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How many days of inflation do you have left this year before you die, /smg/?

>> No.26037522
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>Now go home and get your fucking GME puts.

>> No.26037523

>>26037189
QQQ

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HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A LEGIT WALL STREET TRADER


Tuesday is going to be a fucking BLOODBATH, big market players pulled out this week to solidify profits, the market is OVERBOUGHT

THE MARKET IS OVERBOUGHT

They are going to let markets drip feed until April when a new buying opportunity presents itself, retail wont realize this until charts across all the indexs are down 15% or more and the "trend" becomes obvious visually

PAY ATTENTION TO STOCK VOLUMES NEXT WEEK IF YOU WANT TO CONFIRM, volumes will be MUCH lower than the run up - prices are being held up by retail right now

Believe me or not idc, I just thought id help /smg/ out because you guys helped me make money in the past - best of luck

>> No.26037535

>>26032033
>>26032473
This.
>t. medfag (pneumology)

>> No.26037543

I sold a Put and it expired worthless.
I already got the commission but robinhood is still holding my collateral.
What does that mean?

>> No.26037546

>>26037496
Biden opened his mouth, expect the same thing every time he does that

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>>26037238
>never buy earlier than 3pm unless a stock drops 15-20% within 5m and isn't penny shit
>mfw bought ARKF around noon and it only fell 1.13%

>> No.26037554

>>26037290
>fag
lel

>> No.26037566

I fucking bought the absolute top of BB this morning in a rush because of work.
>as usual

>> No.26037567

>>26037475
i was at 2 million (not after today) and still been in options :-/

>> No.26037571

We will hit 360 in the next week now that monthly hedges have expired. Hope you positioned accordingly last week.

>> No.26037583

>>26037475
My only goal is to buy a house somewhere warm with a beach. I don’t think I could stuff it all in stonks I’d want to just buy my house ASAP and figure it out.

Plus like the 1999 crash and japans lost decade and shit. Spy is riskier than memes

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>>26031794
tfw you up 40% in a day and forgot to take all your short term profits because you forgot today was 1/15 and MM would ensure as many calls as possible would expire worthless

will be up 25% Monday but regret my mistake off not selling next week calls for 200-300% ROI that I'm down on now.

I was sad until I saw that CLF and MARA got raped. Thank you guys.

>> No.26037588

>>26037525
What do black and grey squares represent?

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>TQQQ
How does $90 sound?

>> No.26037595

>>26037509

if we are getting 11x inflation in a single year, there won't be much of a market the following year.... BECAUSE THAT MEANS AMERICA WILL COLLAPSE.

Would take a couple years for any sense of normalcy to return (if it did).

>> No.26037611

>>26037514
I know this is true but I still do ok, I don't know if I can change my ways

>> No.26037620
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>not gonna sell my BB bags
my hands training start today

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>>26037309
Follow the training regimen in this image and you'll make it.

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>>26037525
I would be grateful for a 30% dip across all indices. I would buy cheapies, paper hand fags would get shaken out so /smg/ would improve, and Biden's Fed would have to confirm no rate rises never ever

>> No.26037645

>>26037206
Just sell naked calls it’s free money

>> No.26037647

>>26037412
Ariel pink got cancelled or is a proud boy now or some shit

>> No.26037651

>>26037543
You didn't pay your daily 3% inflation tax for the year last year.

>> No.26037671

>>26037467
But so much of it is shit. GOOG, MSFT, PEP, V, MA and the likes.They're not going to Luna but if we suddenly decide PE ratios of 30-60 are dumb I'll lose a whole bunch.

>> No.26037672

so its official that sundial tanked 10% ?

>> No.26037681

>>26037567

keep your options to 10% of your stack a year.

>you have 2M in assets
>you have a grand total of $200,000 to lose before you are out of the options game for the entire year.

got it? start the clock now. and do not gamble more than $200,000 until 2022.

>> No.26037683

>>26037595
america can print infinite money without collapsing because military

>> No.26037700

>>26037505
Sounds very lame anon

>> No.26037703

>>26037629
unironically an ideal situation for cash bois

>> No.26037709

>>26036349
Public offering?

>> No.26037712

>>26037459
$30 is the new floor im so happy after next week I can just chill and dont have to baby sit this until april

>> No.26037721

>>26034217
That's 15 more than I've fucked so consider yourself lucky.

>> No.26037724

>>26037491
I go to an okay but not great university that I got into with BCC at A level. I lost interest in school after I was forced to drop further maths and maths and realized I was never going to be able to get a job in a hedge fund or in any decently paid analyst position, despite getting As in Mathematics at GCSE.

>> No.26037732

>>26032509
>lost half your gains
I can jack off to this

>> No.26037740

>>26037703
cash only boys are retarded I made 30% just this week, stop sitting on the side eating inflation

>> No.26037743

>>26037309
if you want to keep up with inflation yes.

>> No.26037744

>>26037683

>I can just do this forever and nothing bad will happen

right......

>> No.26037749

>>26037683
True, but the first line of defense is the swap lines.

>> No.26037760

>>26037525
buy TLT?
but why tuesday? I want that GHIV pump on Jan 20th

>> No.26037769

>>26037586
IT’S NOT FUNNY I LOST EVERYTHING

>> No.26037770

>>26037139
As someone who’s watched DKNG like a hawk, along with several of its competitors, it’s not a moon, but a steady rise. For 2021, I don’t believe a lockdown will stop professional sports, wayyyy too much money involved. More states will allow gambling. More ways to gamble, like maybe you’ll be able to place bets on your PS5 or with fucking cashapp like who knows.

there’s no moon, only reaches new floors. Like for DKNG to hypothetically absolutely tank tomorrow, it doesn’t go below 40. So once it establishes itself at a comfy 60, it will “moon” to 70, and trickle down to low 60s.

There’s too many competitors which is a negative. There’s like fucking 10+ sports books in my state(NJ). Like yeah, throw 10k at it and look back in two years and you will see growth. And once fans are allowed again, it will become more popular. But moon? Idk.

>> No.26037779

Hey guise been looking into Desktop Metals DM, looks like a solid call to me. Anyone want to talk me out of dropping 5k at next pullback?

>> No.26037786

GOOD NEWS ROLLS ROYCE IS GOING BACK TO 3$

>> No.26037793

If you hold cash for a dip you are a genuinely useless retard

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>>26037525
Regardless of how true this is, it occurred to me all the doomsday guys like Kiyosaki were saying to go into BTC before it went fucking crazy....maybe they actually do know something

>> No.26037816

>>26037683
>america can print infinite money without collapsing because military
>because world reserve currency
FTFY

>> No.26037826

>>26037786
X

>> No.26037827

>>26037147
I accumulated a shit load of amd bags this week between the news about intcel's CEO and just general market dumping, but honestly I'm not worried with earnings coming up.

>> No.26037831

>>26037712
I will kill myself I’ve been waiting for it to hit 30 and just settled and bought at 35

>> No.26037836

>>26037671
pull out of techs like google and microsoft desu

>> No.26037842
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>he didn't buy the crypto stock dip to hold over the long nigger day weekend
enjoy your index crash i guess

>> No.26037857

>>26037525
Please listen to this, you don't want to be the sheep stuck with no money after they pull the rug, especially during a civil war

>> No.26037859 [DELETED] 

>>26037760
I mentioned Tuesday because the selling snowball is going to ramp up, and my contact is pretty low level on the chain so I assume this news has already been spread across major market houses

Markets might not "dump" Tuesday, but smart money is certainly pulling out - the risk/reward is not in favor anymore and the final stimulus is just barely holding the door open to exit

>> No.26037863

>>26037793
Explain youre'reselfes

>> No.26037865
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Fuck Lisa and fuck AMD. Cathie is the only girl for me now

>> No.26037882

>>26032509
God damn man I have a migraine over my 3 digit losses. You really think we can recover from this loss and make enough to make it worth it? 2 fucking red days this week

>> No.26037887

>>26037309
It's 3% yearly inflation

>> No.26037912

>>26037859
okay fren
I was considering pulling out after taking my GHIV gains from the pre merger dump anyways

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>>26037683
>print infinite money
>dollar is worthless
>can't pay military
>can't pay arms manufacturers
>Kratos starts paying ex-marine PMCs in bitcoin and takes over Florida
long KTOS

>> No.26037916

>>26037525
If you keep posting it enough times eventually you'll be right

>> No.26037921

>>26037769
I need to see proofs. I had a shitty day too. Down 23%. I had to sell for massive losses to buy the dip in weeklies.

>> No.26037931

>>26037865
>trusting women with your money
didn't learn from Lisa?

>> No.26037933

>>26037681
oh ya, im long past doing stupid yolo shit, i just sell covered calls/puts. its really pretty boring, which is why i come to /biz/ to hear excitement

>> No.26037934

>>26037859
You think it’s good time to get out and sit on the sidelines? Was thinking this last weekend was thinking of just going into arkk setting a stop loss and forgetting it but this is my only hobby. Waiting for my coin to do a 10x

>> No.26037946

>>26037882
Learn to read, dumbass. We warned you all week that this was the rug pull. You'll eat at least a 10% loss on your portfolio next Tuesday. If you're smart you'll get out at open and come out better than most passive investors.

>> No.26037948

>>26037912
*pre merger pump

>> No.26037954

>>26034991
proofs?

>> No.26037973

>>26037595
That's why you need to make sure you beat the 3% daily inflation

>> No.26037980

on second thought, im not sure im cut our for trading. i have no money and am about to go to uni. idk why im gambling my college money in a freakish clown market.

>> No.26037982

>>26037865
>what you get when you trust jews niggers and democrats

>> No.26037988

>>26037724
Wow i literally do not care. Take your life story back to facebook

>> No.26038004

>>26034056
I sold when it was down 8 points today. Bcrx anon said to re enter in about two weeks. Last news article said final report should be released in 2-4 weeks. If it behaves like it did before this news hit look for a day where it pumps with no news. Could be an indication the following day will have the report.

>> No.26038021

>>26037622
that guy was so funny last night

>> No.26038033

>>26037595
Explain why. If you can’t then shut up

>> No.26038049

>>26037914
US will start WWIII before the dollar becomes worthless. and honestly if the jews win and the last light of democracy and freedom goes out, if they unironically succeed in destroying america, then i just hope i've made enough money by then to live out the rest of my shitty existence in comfort and focus on attaining nirvana so i never get reincarnated into this shithole of a universe ever again.

>> No.26038054

>>26037980
>gambling
hahahaha ngmi

>> No.26038058

>>26037744
>I can do whatever the fuck i want cos i got the big swinging dick and anyone that tries to stop me will be wiped off the planet

>> No.26038082

>>26037980
if you can't handle the ups and downs just stick your money in an index and delete the app, come back after you graduate to get your free money

>> No.26038094
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>>26037857
>>26037525
What the fuck is going on

This looks like a warning signal to me

>> No.26038125

Sneed? Anyone? Sneed?

>> No.26038140

>BB crabbing lower AH
I think we fell for a PnD, lads.
All I wish for now is that it doesn't tank before Tuesday open

>> No.26038139

>>26037946
>get out to cash and not go all in on puts
why?

>> No.26038179

>>26038054
well i have no idea what im really doing and a only vague idea of what i buy. i feel like i dont know enough about markets, economies, commodities, etc to make a confident decision so yea every trade i make has been a gamble.
I saw that apple was gonna go up after the split and made money then and swing traded nail because it seemed to go up and down.

>> No.26038180

>>26038139
You don't get it. They are going to shut down the entire market. You will lose all your money the second Biden gains power unless you cash out. Trust me.

>> No.26038186

>>26037988
Okay faggot, don't reply to my posts then.

>> No.26038199

>>26037954
/smg/ sentiment doesn't lie

>> No.26038204

>>26038021
link

>> No.26038206

>>26037946
Literally how? Steel prices are all still going up and they’re doing good. They’re the biggest steel producers in america

>> No.26038208

>>26038180
Sneed.

>> No.26038214

>>26037980
>pick a name brand blue chip stock you like and know about, and probably use their products yourself
>learn all of the fundamentals about it (really not that hard)
>look at a 1 hour chart of the company
>throw a 200 period MA on the chart
>buy incrementally when price gets to/below the line, sell incrementally when it goes above.
>use multiples of the ATR to determine increments (something like 4-5xATR below and above, decide how much you want to split your money up)

it's really not that hard. you just want a long term average price and buy when the price is low and sell when the price is high relative to it. 200 hour MA is an institutional metric.

>> No.26038232

>>26038180
just stop this larp you're actually retarded

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BFT AFTER HOURS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.26038250
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26038250

HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH A LEGIT WALL STREET TRADER


Tuesday is going to be a fucking GREEN BIGLY, big market players pulled out this week to solidify profits, on tuesday they WILL PUMP IT

THE MARKET IS OVERSOLD

They are going to let markets go up feed until April when a new buying opportunity presents itself, retail wont realize this until charts across all the indexs are up 15% or more and the "trend" becomes obvious visually

PAY ATTENTION TO STOCK VOLUMES NEXT WEEK IF YOU WANT TO CONFIRM, volumes will be MUCH higher than the run up - prices are being held up by retail right now

Believe me or not idc, I just thought id help /smg/ out because you guys helped me make money in the past - best of luck

>> No.26038257

>>26037914
I still want to be on the /pol/ pirate carrier

>> No.26038267

>>26038125
sneed
>>26038140
>not selling this morning

>> No.26038273

>>26037980
Real talk at least put it in shit like arkk. Should be safe and you’ll get short term or long term gains

>> No.26038289

baked
>>26038280
>>26038280
>>26038280

>> No.26038291

>>26034955
Where on this chart do you see that?

>> No.26038300

>>26037189
VBR Vanguard value etf. Safe and good asf

>> No.26038314

>>26038250
Don't listen to this post, an Arab wrote it.

>> No.26038321

>>26037980
If you don't have time but you have extra cash and you are young, put it in a ROTH IRA, I did that when I was young. It's worth it if you can afford it. It will put you ahead of your peers right away too.

>> No.26038327

>>26038250
How do I check volume?

>> No.26038331
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26038331

I got fucked today biz. Once by my fiancé in a good way and another by RIO in a bad way.

>> No.26038353

>>26038204
He just posted that and another post last night, look in the archives I guess

>> No.26038390

>>26038353
im not allowed in the jedi archives anon...

>> No.26038409

>>26037740
on what?

>> No.26038430

>>26038331
is that your fiancee? is she single?

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>>26038327
>>26038314

just check the volume sir very needful

>> No.26038448

>oversold
P/C ratio says otherwise kiddo

>> No.26038488

>>26038434
is that a turd on his head or is he growin a unicorn?