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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 15 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.26035017

>>26034842
Just get a job. Or cerb. She may legally not be able to evict you at this time. You could also just liquidate 1500 worth of crypto to pay her.

>> No.26035098

>>26034842

How the fuck do you have negative money in a checking account?

>> No.26035379

>>26035098
Probably Link

>> No.26035965

This OP is a scammer. I've seen this post before.

Beware.

>> No.26035982

This again?

>> No.26036006

>>26035098
>>26035017
Newfag alert

>> No.26036011

>>26035017
>>26035098
>>26035379
>>26035965
newfag nolinkers
you had 3 years

>> No.26036026

When you are weak, pretend you strong. If you do that or even offer to she might think you're actually making money and let you stay rent freen

>> No.26036052

>>26034842
YOUR MOM HAD 3 YEARS, MOTHERFUCKER!

>> No.26036065

My all time favorite pasta

>> No.26036088

>>26034842
>over the head with a frying pan?
This meme
Every time

>> No.26036149

I was literally just thinking that I haven't seen this pasta in awhile.

>> No.26036156

OUT ALL OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS OUT RIGHT NOW

>> No.26036196
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>>26034842

>> No.26036199

>>26034842
>sell al your link at $20
>come to Brazil
>invest R$900.000 in brazilian FIIs
>get passive income for life
>live like a king

>> No.26036297

>>26034842
This is an 18+ website

>> No.26036329

>>26036199
yes but then you live in Brazil

>> No.26036385

>>26034842
I can't tell if you're serious or no but this is hilarious. I would marry you.

>> No.26036493

>>26036199
there's a chance this could work
t. Brazilian
>>26036329
yeah there's that

>> No.26036543

I have no viable solution, but can I be your friend? You seem so cool. Please? >_<