/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>26026291
yo your dad is the biggest faggot ive ever seen
tell him to fuck himself

>>26026291
yo your dad is aggressive. fuck him

>>26026291
Tell him that's the sort of shit that will get him put in a nursing home filled with niggers.
It's the best revenge on shitty parents.

This is not real.

>>26026291
Stop LARPING faggot

>>26026291
That is what family do. Ignore them, they are too far indoctrinated or in ignorance of what the world has become.

>>26026291
this has to be bait

>>26026291
Please tel me this is a LARP. Not even boomers can be this retarded right

>>26026291
wow i thought that was your mom talking to you for a second.

>>26026291
terrible bait fag

This is why you never tell your family about your holdings. They’ll think they know better than you and would try to get you to sell so you can pay their debts or home improvements or anything.

>>26026291
I would tell him that I fucked his wife

Just tell him he can fuck her if he likes her so much.

Your senpai still talks to your ex bro like lmao I can't believe some families are like this.

>>26026291
Tell him he's going to die in a nursing home.

We all know this isn't real, you never had a gf.

>>26026291
For my own dwindling hope in humanity, I cannot believe this is real.

>>26026291
Tell your dad to ask your ex out since he clearly wants to fuck her

>we still talk to your "ex girlfriend"
>not mentioning her by name instead
Learn to larp OP

if this is real,
your father is a major fucking cuck faggot & he has a thing for your ex. typical old fuck thinking with his broken cock

your daddy wants grandchildren

lmao op's life is is so easy he has to make up shitty fake conversations to feign oppression

>>26026291
>Bitcoin stock
Call him a retard

>>26026499
this

lmao what a fucking asshole dad, it's like the movies where you're doing the schoolshoting or killing your family.

Just hold anon, you'll make it and your family won't see anything of it.

average iq in this thread sub GRT price for believing op

if you fall for this larp you are braindead

>>26026291
I just sperged out hard when I was 20 so everything I do since then no matter how autistic they consider it an improvement. 4D chess.

Can't believe I called my family dysfunctional and resented my parents as a kid. The kinds of things other people have to deal with.. Jesus

>>26026597
the trick is to be an actual sperg

>>26026291
This is a very shity fake LARP

>>26026291
> give that random pussy half a million and maybe she'll like you

>>26026291
>man up, buy her a house
>maybe she'll take you back
Your Dad is so fucking beta man I'm sorry. Thanks for this though it made me laugh.

>>26026291
This b-tier thread belongs in b. And since it was not posted in b now it will go in /trash

>>26026291
Wow your dad is a cuck

> just buy your ex gf a house goy!

Lol! What the actual fuck.

>>26026291
Fake and gay

Fking larping, this faggot must be a link holder

the first half is believable but the second half of this conversation is a larp.

>>26026291
I hope you are larping
Buying an ex a house WTF

>>26026361
This

>>26026291
Take your fucking dad out somewhere where no one can see. Wrestle him to the ground and fucking plant your knee straight into his back for half an hour. Fuck him

>>26026336
I’ve seen worse. Tbh they aren’t necessarily wrong but they’re being extreme. There is a real risk Btc will fall

Lmao.

>>26026291
He sounds based

>>26026291
Fake as fuck.

Just buy a house for the used up roastie you used to fuck, OP. It's that simple.

>>26026291
this is clearly bait. shame on anyone who replied in earnest

>>26026360
Kek

none of this happened

NONE OF IT

>>26026291
I'm glad my parents aren't money goblins.

>>26026336
This. Is this even real? I can’t tell.

>>26026291
no way this is real

wow u guys are so smart for figuring out that this may not be real. thanks for warning me i almost bought a house and and an ex.

>>26026291
Sounds like, if not obvious LARP, hes trying to sabotage you so you dont outshine him.

>>26026291
>see if she takes you back
guaranteed your parents told her everything about your money and they've already made these exact plans and are trying to force you into them now. don't give them a single inch, OP.

cant believe the rabid incels on this anime forum buy this shit up

point at laugh at the gullible virgins:
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kys dumb fucks

>>26026291
Fake and gay

>>26027195

hurr durr i was only pretending to be retarded

The best part of everyone calling OP's image bait is that it reassures me that this is not normal and other peoples' families are generally healthier than what I've come to assume is standard.

>>26026291
Lmao ur dad sounds like a woman
What a beta cuck

>>26026291
the faggotry is hereditary in your family OP, end it all

based incel containment thread

>>26027243
I don't give a shit if it's a larp

>>26026291
>imaginary conversations
>imaginary bitcoins
>imaginary ex-girlfriend
Take your meds, schizo. Your family is very worried.

>>26026291
dad,
I'm a bitcoin millionare
I'm done with yesterdays roasties
hookers and blow ftw

deal with it

>>26026291
Inauthentic and homosexual.

>>26026291
LARP

>>26027283
If you want to spawn something interesting the rule of thumb is "yes and". I guess you want threads full of reddit cucks jerking off about how they have the inside scoop on a meme they know nothing about.

>1 post by this ID

>>26026291
holy kek this has to be fake

>>26026291
My family isn't mean but my dad did try to talk me out of taking profits on TSLA. He was right, in hindsight, but there's no way to know when it'll pop and I'd already made over 900% return on investment. Also, I still have a considerable position in TSLA, just one my whole portfolio.
He has way more money, he can buy TSLA if he wants. In any case, we've never had any serious arguments about money, probably because they have a good amount of money working as economists. If anything they are good financial role models in that they encourage me to read up on finance and do stuff like refinance my mortgage. I love my parents and it's sad to hear so many stories of financially irresponsible parents. A friend of mine's mom is on a ventilator with COVID and the family is freaking out because she took care of all the finances and the dad literally doesn't know how to access their joint bank account. Makes me wonder how life would've turned out if I didn't have smart parents...

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>>26026291
what kind of dad is that?
my parents are supportive of my investments and always ask me how my Bitcoin is doing

>>26026291
>why dont you man up, sell your stupid coins, buy her a house, and see if she will take you back?
>lol
Nice bait faggot

>>26027243
There is never an excuse to mass reply

>>26026291
your dad is just jealous you got rich the easy way. now he wants to you lose it all and struggle your way back to riches just like he did.

boomers are pain

>>26026291
Imagine sharing genes with this piece of shit. Unless your mom is based, you’re fucked OP.

>>26026291
Oh my fucking god what a fucking cuck your father is this can't be real what the fuck?

>>26026355
that might be even more aggressive, but whatever it takes, I guess.

>>26027195
An ex just flew over my house!!!

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Only based posts ITT

>>26026360
Sides status: lost

First of all you have an EX which makes you a normie.

>>26026360
Quite based

post pic of said boomer otherwise 100% larp

>>26027750
You guys never argued about money? Inheritance tore our family apart..

>>26028934
Inheritance only tears families apart if they don't deserve to have wealth in the first place. Many such cases in the industrial world

>>26026291
2/10 larp kys nigger

>>26026291
HAHAHAHAHA hey dude sell your coins and buy a house

>>26026291
>buy her a house and see if she'll take you back

She'll keep the house and find a new guy lmao

>>26026291
the fact you dont threaten physical violence shows you are a pussy who lets an old man out-alpha you. My father treads water around me.

>>26026291
Here is your response. No need to thank me, but I typed it up for you. Ahem...
"Dad, you can tell her that I don't date whores. And no, I will not buy into your housing ponzi scheme, which is fueled by unlimited debt and unrestricted immigration. When Bitcoin reaches $1M, us wholecoiners will raise an ethnomilitia that will expel, gas, and shot 100 million Mexicans, niggers, and Jews currently living in the US. By then housing prices will have been restored to their rightful level, but even then I will not purchase even one of your McMansions for $100k. No, dad, I will instead build a citadel and live out the rest of my days producing culture and tending to my ever-increasing harem of youthful virgins. Yours truly."

>>26026291
>telling people you know about crypto
I would talk to my friends about it but I literally made hundreds of thousands while my family didn't know shit

>>26028934
My mom and my dad fought about money once when I was small because my dad wanted to make a sizable loan to a relative and she thought it could create friction or problems, so he agreed. My only sibling is a committed socialist who doesn't like forming attachments to money and both of us were raised with the belief that pure greed is bad and things that are earned through your own hard work are more valuable, so we're fine splitting the cash 50/50.

>>26026291
Holy shit anon that sounds like my dad

>>26026724
top kek i cant ever leave this place

Holy shit, is your dad retarded??? He a jellyfish bro

>>26026360
Savage

just tell your parents to fuck off and change your phone number its not that hard you pussy

>>26026291
Imagine staging a chat with another number just to get attention on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum.

>why dont you financially cuck yourself and simp for your ex on a super saiyan level
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Never ever take boomer advice.

If this isn’t fake, remind your dad that he will never be a woman.

>>26027020
>they aren’t necessarily wrong
>buy your ex gf a house to see if she'll take you back
>they aren’t necessarily wrong

>>26027195
Lol, i thought i was the only one who was not retarded AF

>>26027283
yeah sure

>>26026291
I would go no contact forever

>>26026361
idk man, he called it bitcoin stock

>>26026291
What's more pathetic than a dad like that is OP larping as his own dad for 5 minutes of attention in a pajeet training board

>>26030151
>My mom and my dad fought about money once when I was small because my dad wanted to make a sizable loan to a relative and she thought it could create friction or problems, so he agreed. My only sibling is a committed socialist who doesn't like forming attachments to money and both of us were raised with the belief that pure greed is bad and things that are earned through your own hard work are more valuable, so we're fine splitting the cash 50/50.

Pure greed is demonstrably not bad for the often luxuriant lives of those who adopt such a mentality (less can be said of the people they plow over in the pursuit of such greed, but I digress as we are now considering the extraneous existence of what is essentially, as far as your subjective experience should be concerned, fertilized dirt). You're parents lied to you and your kumbayah mindset is dumb, gay, and will at best keep you poor forever in an increasinglt miserable for poor people world; at worst your idiot mindset is deadly if it ends up pricing you out of escaping the utter hell that awaits us on the other end of the coming water wars, billion-person climate refugee migrations, total ecological collapse, the rise of increasingly global technological authoritarianism, the increasingly hegemonic influence of the Han supremacist, wantonly democidal, literally anti-western construction of human rights, death state of China, etc, so on, and so forth, you get the picture.

And if you still don't I'll spell it out for you in simpler terms: get rich now, or get fucked later.
Literally fuck your parents with an iron stick, go out there, step on some retards, and survive. This is literally the best advice you'll ever get in your life, don't squander it.

> didnt read from who
> reading in my head with anons mom's voice
> Its dad
What a bitch haha

>>26026291
lmao this is great bait

>>26031823
My family never fights about money. We were dirt poor 30 years ago and everyone made it independently without fucking anyone over. The more experience I gain the dumber any sort of zero sum perspective seems to be.

>>26026291
Well shit, you took my advice, got the fuck off /pol/ and came back to /biz/. But, I asked you to fud LINK anon...not start the same thread here too. :3

Even if this particular story is fictitious, people (and parents) like this do exist. People ITT who can't imagine this... well let's just say you got lucky then.

>>26026291
read up on narcissitic parents. he sounds like a real piece of shit.

>>26032281
>read up on narcissitic parents

>>26031964
Yeah that attitude is nonsensical. Your system/product/service is better because you... stepped on people to get there? What??

>>26026291
your dad is right!

>>26026291
>son sell your bitcoins and give us some of the money please

>>26026291
No way this is real. LARP

Even if OP is a larping niggerfaggot, this screenshot has to have come from somewhere.

What sort of worthless parent not only talks to their kid's ex AND sides with them? Screenie's dad is a literal niggerkike and should unironically kill himself.

>>26026361
OP is a proven giant faggot.

>>26026291
so many bait threads today, you must have been bored anon

>>26026291
he had a point until he told you to buy something for a woman

>>26026291
this must be fake

>>26026291
>buy ex gf a house
>"see if she will take you back"
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
this fucking boomer philosophy

>>26026291
What else do you expect from boomers? A typical boomer's knowledge of finance is limited to throwing your 401k money into an index fund and buy a house. If anyone up to this point has been dumb enough to tell their parents about their crypto stash, when asked about it just say you lost the wallet code and can't access the account. Don't go into any more detail, just let them believe you no longer have access to that money and go about your life. Whatever kudos you expect to get from your peers for making it aren't going to happen. They'll chop it up to a lucky, reckless gamble and they'll only be spiteful that they didn't get in on any of the action. Additionally, you're only going to attract leaches the more you talk about your stack and how much you've made.

I've got my "made it" exit strategy planned out and the second anyone close to me hears about it will be long after I've moved and settled in to my new home abroad. It's your money and your life, don't let someone who's not as knowledgeable or vested as you tell you what you should do.

>>26026291
NOOO YOUR DAD SHOULDN'T WANT YOU TO TRADE YOUR MAGICAL ELECTRONIC MONOPOLY MONEY FOR A REAL ASSET

>>26026291
I get the concern when it comes to taking profits, they dont understand sometimes but it comes from a good place but when he starts talking about a fucking ex GF he can fuck right off jesus christ

>>26026493
This
Also, bitcoin stock is trying too hard
Bad larp, sage

> "Stupid coin"

Your dad is not allowed here anymore

>>26026422
Kek

>>26026610
i worked with a girl who had to testify against her heroin addict parents when she was 5 because they were pimping her out and making child porn with her for heroin money, the major players calling the shots/running the ring never got caught, because they hide in the shadows and use addicts for the field work

>>26031823
My parents are not beatniks. They helped me get a great deal on my house by finding a property with an artificially-low price because it was only available to low-income homebuyers, which I technically am because I'm in grad school.
When I applied someone at whatever Democrat-run local credit union wrote me a long, emotional plea (which I still haven't read in full) to not take advantage of a program intended for local working families. My mom just said "the law says a low income is the only qualification. People never leave money on the table. If the dumb lawmakers ever set foot in an econ class they'd have known this would happen."
So now I live in one of the rooms while renting out the other two to the point where I actually make profit, benefiting and contributing to 'gentrification.' So I definitely put a high priority on getting rich, it's just that I wouldn't outright break the rules or try to contest a will to make more money.
By the way, if the US does go to shit, where would you move? I'm thinking of working in Germany or if possible Switzerland when I graduate, but after that I have no clue.

>>26026291
Cash it out tonight dude
if you even can
and pay gfs debts

>>26026291
Lmao Jesus OP you didn’t even pretend to make it real did you

>>26026291
>lol
based

>>26026396
>not even boomers can be this retarded right

A generation that hoarded all the wealth that would have gone to their children so they could take typewriter classes might just be this retarded, yes.

Pathetic larp

I would literally sell my dmg stack rn, catch a flight and rape your goddamn father.

>>26026291
you fucking larper. I guess your dad went for some cigarettes. Years ago.

>>26026291
u should reply with "if u want to fuck her just ask her yourself. I'll see u at 150k peace fag.. I mean... dad(?)"

Update on the convo to prove it's not a larp

>>26026291
Some quality b8 there m8

>>26033773
why would he say that about his own wife? I'd get your mother out of there asap he is a weirdo

>>26026291
I got a raise at work today
I'll celebrate by not killing myself today

>>26033773
cock

>>26033773
thank god i got immunity

>>26026531
This everyone is so short sighted.

>>26033773
k.
Keep me posted.

@26033773
Should've let the thread reach the limit, and made more posts to gather more (You)s
Awful strategy you got here, try again next time

>>26033773
can't believe your dad would say this to you

>>26033977
Bored of watching it and I wanna see a hooker later

>>26034005
Just look in the mirror. Personally, I prefer to fuck hookers rather than just seeing them.

>>26027020
Correct, but you should be doing it to own land of your own and never be a debt slave again, not because you're pussy whipped.
All this is hypothetical, though, because OP is obviously a larp.

larp
no way thats real

>>26026360
This. Straighten his ass out OP

>>26033773
Nope, protection dog took care of you.

>>26034060
ywnbaw

>>26026291
This cant be real, but crabs in a bucket, thats how most people are

you can laugh at him every year when the average price has increased.

the fuck lmao

>>26026291
this isn't real bruh, had me until the whole ex gf being like a daughter bit

>>26033773
fuck you

>>26026291
If thats real you should remove your self from your family. I had narc parents and left them when I was 18. Your parents care more about your ex than they do you.

>>26026291
>we still talk to your ex girlfriend
yes, because people talk like that in the real world, she's like a daughter to him but instead of calling her by her name he uses the occasion to give a bit of exposition to the clueless reader

tl;dr you can't write fiction for shit

>>26034325
Dilate

>>26033773
FUCKING FAGGOT XDXDDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

>>26031964

Lmao I can't believe you fell for the lie of "making it" being anything less than an individual net worth of 10 million. Get fucked and stay poor. Enjoy the water wars idiot.

>>26032740
Because wage slaving is working so well for you.

>>26026291
I actually sold and gave my family a million bucks each and a restraining order back in 2018. best decision i've ever made (after buying 2000 BTC @ $10 of course).
I later bought back even more coins :)

>>26026291
>170+ replies on a stupid text larp...

>>26034613
you say that, but
>170+ replies

>>26034679
Excellent post. When the water wars break out I'll be one of the richest people on earth and you will trade me your wife for some of my luxury glacial water.

>>26026336
Idk if its just a larp. But yea its boomer mentality to the max. Probably only earns 5% on his investments and thinks thats good.

>>26026291
Literal garbage parents. Sorry fren

>>26026291
Tell your dad that he's the biggest looser I know

>>26026493
Pretty believable actually

My dad calls my current gf "your friend" or "your little friend" while he calls all my male friends by their names.

>>26027020
Even if it goes to fucking 0 no one should buy a goddamn house for some ex hole.

>>26026291
Anon if this is real you need to remove these people from your life. No one deserves this, even if you made some mistakes, this faggot is making it worse and isn't acting like a dad.

You deserve better. We're all gonna make it.

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>>26033773
Nigger
Third fucking time this week

>>26033320
Nice anon.
Yea fuck them for trying to guilt trip you.
Your taxes helped paid gor the program, and you took advantage of it. Maybe next time they won't try to get such programs wtarted in the first place.

>>26026499
He wants grandkids which is understandable but he is being a big faggot about it

>>26033773
fag

>>26026361
this
OP is a nigger

>>26026291
>"man up" = crawl to your ex and pay her a house
Man I feel you

>>26026361
Nothing posted here is

Jesus Christ your dad is such a massive fag OP good lord that's bad mate.

>>26033773

fuck you nigger eat shit

>>26026291
This can’t be real lmao

>>26026291
fake and gay

>>26026291
Shouldn’t you get her back before you buy her a house anyway? What if you bought her a house and then she wouldn’t get back with you after

>>26026291
Lmfao you just have to keep him alive Long enough to see you were right about btc. Your dad is a passive aggressive fag

>>26026361
What kind of parents did you grow up with? This is not far fetched at all boomer parents act this way constantly they're fucking retarded.

>>26026291
My dad is worth $400 million unironically. He only cares about his things t b h.

>>26026291
has to be bait

>>26026291
Definitely the worst fake text I've ever seen in my entire life

Idk get yourself a Dad who knows you're the dad when it comes to crypto.

My Dad 5k link off of my recommendation at 40 cents and doesn't do anything with it unless I tell him too.

Lucky for my little sister who will now probably go to college for free because me.

>>26037384
Is he a good dad?

>>26026291
your parents are right anon
buy an overpriced house which you will technically never own because even if you went totally off grid (if legal lol) then you would still have to pay taxes just because you own your house
make sure it has a white picket fence that costs 10k and get a little dog too

>>26026403
me too lol

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>>26026291
>see if she'll take you back

Your dad puts pussy on a pedestal.

>>26026920
lol you psycho

My parents are scared of money. Money goes into the savings account and that's the way they like it! They're also the types who have been wrecked by things like mortgage balloon payments, high interest used car loans, and failing to save for taxes as 1099 employees.

>>26027195
a new house for my ex just flew over my house

>>26026291
Even though this is fake I still enjoyed it

>>26031823
>Literally fuck your parents with an iron stick, go out there, step on some retards, and survive. This is literally the best advice you'll ever get in your life, don't squander it.
scarcity mindset that the catholic jew engineered

>>26026920
the neck would be better

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>>26026291
Bitcoin stock = larp

people who larp like this are failures in life and daydream of
>showing all of them how wrong they were about me, and theyll beg me then but ill be like "too late now"

>>26038328
This is exactly how my brother acts. What the fuck is his problem?

>>26038586
He's gonna prove you wrong one day, that's his problem. Better invest him at the ground floor now.

>>26037637
No, very selfcentered but I've got no wants other than guidance and a bit of love. Great mom though so it balances out.

>>26035162
In a time of extreme survival only an idiot would trade resources to have a human. Let alone a female human. There's always the chance she can flush your assets way past the bottom line especially when she gets emotional or has kids and a chick who has shown attatchment to another guy when you meet her isn't gonna pull that "oh you're so much better tyrone" shit,she's going to fuck you over.

I know "hurr durr but i fuck'd ur gf u cuc" shit but people with an abundance of pussy don't give a fuck about that and regularly soak people who get a high out of that like a sponge.

>>26026291
Wow this is supposed to be your masculine role model? No wonder you turned out to be such a faggot.

>>26039493
She can work in the water mines.

>>26026291
Your dad is a fucking faggot who is jelous of your success, dont listen to him bro

next time, don't say 'lol' but say 'no'. That's stronger.
Take him seriously and then establish your boundary.

>>26026291
Your dad was clearly fucking your ex bro, hate to break it to you

>>26037350
Anybody with parents like this should know to never talk to them about investing or crypto or anything like that until they've absolutely made it. Before then, they'll only drill doubt and fear into your head at every possible turn and make you mess up and settle for way less than what is possible.

tell him you bought linkies instead

>>26026291
If that wasy dad, I'd wish he died in some hunting accident, if that faggot can even hold a rifle

>>26026291
>buy a house for your ex if she's a goldigger she'll come back and I will become the ultimate cuck by proxy
do boomers really?
like serious what kind of fuck up dad wants his son to end up with a golddigger?