/biz/ - Business & Finance

Cash out and buy her a ring faggot, order the most expensive take away food, watch some hollywood shit on your 75" OLED, do some coke and fuck her hard

Life is short, you can't save and invest money forever. You might find a better girl or not. Make your bet.

>>26016064
Have a wedding without the (((government))) being involved if you really insist on being with her. This seems like a fake and gay bait thread anyway.

>>26016064
>the conversation turns to whether I even see a future with her beyond bf/gf if I’m not “excited” to use this money to build our life together. She goes into hysterics about wanting to be married (all her fucking friends are getting married now ofc).
shes unironically right you know

>>26016064
no way did you 'accidentally' show it to her.
You subconsciously wanted her to see it thinking you'd made it with the recent pump, faggot.

But you fucked up. It's too early. She is going to make holding a lot harder.

>>26016064
Lol say sorry and promise her a trip somewhere after covid, she'll calm down for a while after then.

>>26016064
NGMI

>>26016362
Lol thisss

>>26016064
Why keep secrets from someone you love? The fact you kept this from her for two years tells me you don't really see a long-term future with her and that you have some degree of trust issues

>>26016064
Also she probably thinks she'll the loser in her friends group since she still isn't married lmao

>>26016064
Time to seriously think about a ring or leave her. The game is up, bucko.

Also if you have concerns about her spending and you really like this girl you should have a serious conversation about money/spending and possibly attend some classes about money management (like the Dave Ramsey course for couples)

>>26016064
>she’s also terrible with money and spends hers on extremely stupid thing
tell her she is financially illiterate and she is never going to manage nor spend these money

>>26016064
She actually liked you before anon

>>26016362
DONT fucking do this

slap and rape her faggot, women dont deserve money, be a man for one fucking moment of your prickly ant life you stupid cunt.

>>26016064
Lots of idiots on Biz here.

Reality is:
> it is your money.
> if you marry her, she gets the legal rights to your money
> If you impregnate her, she gets the rights to your money

She's not the one anon. The one would have simply been proud of you.

>>26016528
marriage is gay. Why do I need the (((government))) to make my love official with someone.
>>26016636
>Also she probably thinks she'll the loser in her friends group since she still isn't married lmao
Normalfags never seem to surprise me

>>26016064
Just say it was a Larp portfolio for shitposting

>>26016658
based

What’s up with all the larpers these days, no one cares about your imaginary girlfriend finding out about your imaginary coins

>>26016064
>prenup
/thread

>>26016780
This is the only right answer

theres litreally a million girls who can do what your gf does and better , she's not some special unicorn and the fact she thinks you're assets belong to her aswell screams divorce rape in the future .

>>26016548
Based

>>26016362
Fucking ew
This is the monkey brain craving dopamine talking.
The ultra chad thing to do is to talk it out together. If that doesn't work, take a break from eachother, then try talking again. If it fails the second time, leave.

You will 100% find a better, younger, hotter, more interesting girl. You're gonna be rich dude, wtf are you doing staying with this whore who freaks out over you "hiding money" and immediately wants to marry you after? She totally is a gold digger. Gtfo or have a crappy marriage and divorce where she takes half your crypto.

>>26016792
This

>>26016064
Same thing happened to me but the reverse and it was awesome.
>Date gf for around 2 years
>Find out her dad's an oil sheik who's sick
>Year later he dies
>No sons so her sisters and mom all get equal percentages from the estate (if he had a son, he would get 75% because Islam)
>We plan to get married in the future
>Basically just became a millionaire by falling in love with the right bitch

I don't get why women always get mad about this stuff. I don't blame her for not telling me at first, that makes sense and is actually smart, nothing about her alludes to having insane wealth (which again, is fucking amazing). I have a good paying job, she makes decent money modeling and acting, and just mostly pretend the money/properties aren't there and collect the rent each month from all her tenants + dividends from her various inherited investments. It's pretty sweet.

Tldr, why do most women get upset over these things and just immediately think about all the things they could have that they don't need? My gf is literally a millionaire and I make a 6 figure income, but we're totally content in a 1bdr apartment. Why the fuck do poor people always just dream of crippling themselves even more financially?

>wife sells car
>hey honey wire me that so I can buy crypto
>sure
>xrp down 40%
>hey is the money I sent you earning some interest
>yeah don't worry about it

Not ever gonna tell her
Fuck it

>>26016780
This.

>>26016064
she's ngmi.

Lmao thank God my gf isays rich
She wants none of my money and I want none of hers.
She still nags me about crypto being gambling though kek

>>26017047
You are so fucked mate

>>26017042
Gonna make it

>>26016647
Right tell her you'll take care of finances and she can only spend out of a credit card and you manage that.

>>26017047
god what a fucking brainlet you are
she is the male, you are the normie

>>26016966
>>26016780
You "only" have to share the money you earn since the day you were married. So his crypto is safe.
How old are you? Do you love her? Remember - the biggest evolutionary threat for women and their offspring's survival have been to get dumped after they get pregnant and are highly vulnerable. So they are really sensitive of men's commitment, "will you be there for me always". Doesn't necessarily mean she's a gold digger. She might have understood your behaviour surrounding your crypto as suspicious, as you tried to hide it + deny it afterwards. Why would you do that. At the same time - if she can't talk rationally about money - and want to spend it all on a wedding and ring, I'd be feeling mixed feelings myself.

>>26016064

LARP.
Reads like a reddit post.

>>26016064
>Honestly, she’s a great girl and I don’t want to lose her,
This is the irrational part of your brain talking. You will feel like this with just about any girl you spend enough time with.
>but she’s also terrible with money and spends hers on extremely stupid things
This is the rational part of your brain. You will feel like this with just about any girl you spend enough time with.

Shill her on the minimalist lifestyle. Less things she wants the less you spend.

>>26017322
How would you know? Do you visit reddit, faggot?

>>26017047
Pathetic retard lmao

>>26016064
>What do bros
>>26016064

The eggs want to fertilized and they need 20 years of resources. If you don't want to fertilize eggs find one that you do want to impregnate or tell her you are not going to take care of her. Women are like children and they need to be taken care of to be their childish selves. Have a talk about taking care of and what her obligations are.

>>26016940
>fucking ew
>the chad thing
>talking

>>26016064
they are all gold diggers, abort, OP, ABORT! Eject, because from now on she will start using this knowledge against you and she will no longer want to fuck you unless you buy her stuff.

Been here done that. You relationship will be over in 6 months.

I'm going to pretend this isn't another one of the hourly >mygf larp threads and answer.

Ask her
>Why did you only mention those topics after you saw the money?
>You do realize this was money that I made by taking risks myself, by doing research myself
>If you love me you have to respect my right to the fruits of my labour, if you truly love me you won't emotionally blackmail me

>>26016362
this is what a pussy scared simp with no options would do. A true alpha would just said her shut up and fucked her hard until she cried and couldn't walk afterwards.

Fucking nerds don't know how to deal with women. They are all like children. If you try to treat them like adults you gonna have a bad time.

I understand you man
I also have some secrets hidden from my girlfriend and is not beacose i dont love her or i dont trust her it is just beacose some things need right tíme and place and until is completle normal that you want your own space to think it all properly by your own
So good luck to you stay calm and lots of love to your relationship

>>26017833
never try to reason with women. If it was possible there would be no feminists. They hate when men try to explain stuff to them.

OP should just DO whatever he wants to do. No pussy talking. JUST FUCKING ACT.

>>26016064
Fuck this might happen to me soon, I don't know how she would react desu, she only knows I have a wavering interest in bitcoins, which means nothing really other than that I am a nerd. I never open my portfolio other than the small proportions I leave temporarily in coinbase pro. I memorise portfolio and only check coinmarketcap, helps me with holding too.

>>26016064 (OP)
>What do bros
>>26016064 (OP)

The eggs want to fertilized and they need 20 years of resources. If you don't want to fertilize eggs find one that you do want to impregnate or tell her you are not going to take care of her. Women are like children and they need to be taken care of to be their childish selves. Have a talk about agreeing to take care of her food clothing and shelter and what her obligations are. If she can't be trusted then get her out of your life. If you can't figure out if she is the one then she is not the one. Don't settle.

>>26017927
Not all women are irrational idiots.
It's good to weed them out, unless you are okay with being with one.

>>26016064
Pretend you got hacked

>>26017866
>fucked her hard until she cried and couldn't walk afterwards.

t-thats how you treat children? wtf anon

>>26018029
>he didn't properly discipline his daughter
ngmi

>>26017991
All women prefer emotions over reason. Every single one. Those who don't are just fat uglies larping. I guess you nerds have to find out the hard way. Ain't gonna convince anybody.

>>26016064
You dumb nigger

"Oh this is a training website for people who want to get into crypto. It let's you make practice trades and stuff, and shows you how much money you would have made or lost in real time. Ive been thinking about trying to do do it for real because a lot of people made a lot of money, but I dunno, things like this *point at screen* make me feel like its too big of a risk to take. This portfolio here I started with a $500k loan for investment and I've already lost half."

Literally all you had to do. Alternatively
"Shut the fuck up, bitch, I dont answer to you" would have been more alpha. Instead you cucked and now you are never gonna make it.

>>26016362
Retarded

>>26016457
Cringe and existential crises pilled

>>26016510
Half correct. This is indeed a LARP thread

>>26016528
Retarded

>>26016548
>>26016575
This

>>26016622
Underage b&

>>26016780
/thread

>>26016864
Almost every court is open about throwing out prenups. You just drag the process out longer.

>>26017047
Based

>>26016064
You tell her that you're paper trading and finally feel confident to dip real money in. Or tell her its a larpfolio for biz

>>26016634
It's not even that, it needs to be kept secret from women you love even, at the very least until you have cashed out your profit after taxes. I keep my portfolio secret from everyone even friends who keep asking me what I invest in, if anyone knows what I have it would affect me in some way mentally and ruin my HODL strategy.

Because as women they will nag, either to spend on them because they are golddigging or the better reason because they genuinely don't want you to lose it all they are risk averse, women would never like investing beyond a multiasset diversified fund.

>>26017047
Retard

>ITT: emotionally stunted men complaining about women being irrational children while taking financial advice from an online Zimbabwean basket weaving forum

I sincerely hope you guys are just larping.

>>26018142
Yea you're pretty spot on

>>26016064
She’s gonna trap you in a sexless marriage and then divorce rape you if you don’t string her along and then ghost her

>>26018450
ywnbaw

>>26017047
lmao oh no he bought xrp

>>26016064
To give you a good answer, I need to first know how much money you've got. What was the number that she saw in the blockfolio app ?

>>26016780
/thread

>>26016064
How the fuck did you not tell her its a stock simulation app and you started with 300k and wanted to learn how it all works before investing $100 irl

>>26016064
You fucked up. Women don’t know how to hodl they only know consoom

>>26018142
Most men also prefer emotions over reason, just read threada on /biz/, turn on the tv, talk to guys irl, etc.
People who question their emotions are an extremely small minority, it's not a women phenomenon. People are childish retards.

And it isn't bad that women feel emotions, you need to differentiate between the ones with reasonable emotions and with a tendency for empathy, not the entitled sociopaths.

>>26016064
Ahahaha
Why didn't you say it was a game

>>26018625
Shouldn't you be cooking some food for your man?

>>26018625

Only smart post in this thread.

>>26016064
Had the same problem.
Make her buy crypto. She will turn into a Scrooge.
My GF now has a 100k portfolio and is swing trading shitcoins. She even stopped buying clothes to afford more crypto.
When you start investing the mindset changes completely. To a poorfag anything over $10k is a lot of money. To a crypto degenerate anything under 8 figures is pennies.

>1 post by this id
What is the fucking point of these larp threads honestly, op wasting his and all our time.

>>26016064
>Fucking get this...first, she is pissed off that I “hid this money” from her
dump her right away, maybe even just instaghost her. The idea that she has that it is anything but up to you if, and if so when you disclose what like she has rights to that shit is a huge no no

unless of course you look forward to spending your soon to be half mil+ like a cuck

>>26016064

She had no right to decide what you do with your money. She would have NEVER held until where you are, the SMARTEST roastie would only ever hold to a 2x MAX.

She had no right or claim to your money. My wife of fifteen years found out about a similar stack when LINK was around $5. She threw a fit but we agreed to take out my initial and then she doesn’t bother me about what I do with it.

She’s asked a couple times and she assumes I lost it all doesn’t know I’m up 4x, and I have no intention of telling her.

If you plan on marrying her real advice take out your initial or some small sum of money to appease her femoid brain, and then tell her to never bother you about your assets ever again or she’s gone.

She’ll love you for 5/10k. Tell her the rest is locked up for long term like a CD and you can’t touch it. (She won’t know) and if you get married get a prenup, tell her you’ll take care of her but it’s just a safety reason say it’s for her too.

>>26017047
We explicitly told you cripple is a scam ran by Jews. You retards never learn, do you?

>>26016064
lol pls op, enough woman fud threads for today

lol you should have said it was play money. Statistically you'll end up divorced anyway so do with that info what you will.

>>26016940
>Chad
>trying to reason with a woman
No one who has used this board for more than a year is qualified to talk about women

But you can put anything in fucking block folio why not just lie that it's imaginary money holy fuck I know this is daily women hate thread but still fuck you

>>26017042
Bro my gf got pisses at me years ago when it came up somehow that I had been put $5k of set aside tax money into btc when btc was $6k. She felt I was hiding that money from her when it wad litterally uncle sam tax dollars from i9 work. Eventually sold for profit, paid taxes, and reunvested my profits. Eventully got her to the point of her accepting I was making certain investments that I wasnt going to touch for years and have left it at that. I protect her from daily price action cause i dont want to stress her out, but i imagine if she sees that my investments have 7x she would freak. That being said i just got a big boy 6 fig job so she doesnt have to worry about money anymore anyways.

>>26018776
Fornus to discuss these issues among us and to come out wiser at the end. Some will hold on to their beliefs, others will rethink them.

>>26017866
I wish you were my dad

>>26017042
Poor people have to worry about paying the bills which affects them in different ways. Usually coping by wasting money on vices instead of saving or investing. Sounds like you don’t have to worry about stuff like that at all. Even if you lost your job you’re rich enough to outright buy a house.

>>26016064
You're a dumb faggot for having Blockfolio in the first place. Enjoy kys when it turns out they store that info and it gets leaked.

>>26016064
Its your money. Not hers. End of story.

I think Id have to say goodbye/run away anon. People get stupid and crazy when it comes to money. Her reaction is a prime example.

TLDR: Get bent bitch, you didnt earn this.

>>26018625
this, biz is like 99% emotional retard NPCs (almost everyone ITT)
and then 1% smart and mature people (you)

>>26017866
>t. Virgin who has no idea how to act around women

>>26016064
why the FUCK did you let on that this has anything to do with you? you could absolutely EASILY tell her that it's just some "online composite index" or an "online monitoring website", she'd buy it

>>26016064
> 2 years
Either larp or your gf is fucking crazy OP. I suggest you leave her.

>>26016064
you should definitely let her fritter away your crypto fortune

>>26018776
I asked for advice and I’m reading cunt what question do you have

>>26016723

>>26018625
ok, let me try again.

I didn't say emotions are BAD. I said and I meant that when it comes to decision making, women base it on their emotions first, then they rationalize it later.

Men generally make rational choice and feel emotions later. That's how generally our genders differ.

Men -> reason then action then emotion.
Women -> emotion then action then reason.

>>26016064
Transfer crypto to another wallet. Make a big scene... I lost it all. FUck it now I'm poor. Buy her Big Mac then ask for comfort blowjob.

>>26016362
based

>>26016457
based

>>26016510
based

>>26016528
based

>>26016548
based

>>26016572
based

>>26016575
>>26016622
>>26016634
bluepilled

>>26016636
based

>>26016647
based

>>26016658
HOLY BASED

>>26016717
>>26016721
bluepilled

>>26016723
>>26016780
based

>>26016792
based

>>26016824
BASED

>>26018625
Please be in london

>>26017047
Anon... At least get some shitcoin like ADA and stake it for Christ stake. Find any coin to stake.

>>26018745
>>26019117
Thanks, friends.

>>26016362
based

Fuck niggers in the ass

>>26019242
I am a man, bro.

>>26018986
We could probably outright buy an entire resort/apartment building/hotel/island/etc if we wanted.. but ya, I don't really get it either. I probably won't even quit my job until my own business is making me more money on its own (unlike my gf's dad, I am not a gifted businessman and am struggling with scaling my business up). I have way too much pride and motivation to just sit back and coast on my gf's families money.

We didn't have any problem paying bills even before I found out, and I'm constantly recommending to everyone I know (and here on /biz/) to keep your living expenses as low as possible. So many people waste money on dumb shit like cable, landlines, subscription loot boxes, microtransactions in apps/games, etc, it's so fucking dumb. I basically live like I did when I was actually broke, and our total living expenses each month including food is like $1500 (which my gf still thinks is "too much" because that could support like 10 families where she's from).

>>26019226

Also not a bad idea

>>26016780
This.

>>26016064
HAHSHSHHaHSHSHs you fucking faggot.

You laugh at incels all day don't you, whose laughing now BITCH????

>>26018930
Be your own dad, pal. There is no time for self-pity. There are good dads and bad dads, but some type of a dad is better than no dad at all.

Everything that your dad didn't teach you can learn by yourself. It takes longer, but it's doable. Otherwise I would have roped myself when I was 16.

>>26017313
the day since you're married? lol what kind of fucked up country do you live in. Denmark? that shit sounds based.

>>26016780
Correct.

>>26019219
That's incredibly wrong.
Even neurologically our decisions are made by emotional impulse, and rationalized later. What REALLY controlled people do it actually:
>Ok I will do action X (emotional impulse)
>It makes sense because narrative X1 (post rational)
>Wait, am I making a mistake (question narrative X1)
>Narrative is actually Y1, correct action X to Y

It's like an internal feedback system, like a hypercomplex neural networks's backprop.

>>26019427
Thanks bro

>>26016064
It's your money, don't let her talk you into cashing out just because she feels entitled to it

>>26017866
>t. mgtow seething incel

>>26019219
>men generally make rational choice
there are a lot of people here who have $500k+ in one shitcoin. This 500k represents 99.9% of their net worth.

That is not rational choice. It is purely emotion, i.e hope
"I hope this shitcoin will 5x so I can finally start my real life"
In reality, it is just as likely to go down. The rational choice would be to diversify it into safer investments

>>26019429

You don't have to split shit unless there are children involved in Scandinavian countries, anon. And that's only if there is financial reason considering their well being.

>>26019323
>posting palm fingerprints online
what a retard

>>26016064
>whether I see a future with her
Cringe
I hate that conversation

>>26016064
Tell her to spend 2 weeks on /biz/

if she commits, then you do as well

checkmate sir

>>26016064
Leave, her whole attitude changed immediately, all of a sudden spills that she wants to get married, and is comparing your relationship to her friends. Leave building a family is a trap.

>>26019613
I had no idea my phone's camera was that good. Impressive.

>>26016064
PUMP AND DUMP HER

>>26019719
Do at least try to give your perspective and change her outlook on your investments instead of outright leaving on the first sign of trouble

Don't get married, bro. Shit's gay as fuck. I regret it 100%.

>>26016780
>The one would have simply been proud of you.
tfw when you realize no one has ever been proud of you.

>>26019588
>anybody who criticise women and tries to expose female nature is an incel
>ok, boomer

Unfortunately for you, I am not mgtow or an incel and I don't hate women (otherwise I would be fag, just like you)

>>26019594
you just show how feminized men have become. I never said it is impossible for a man to make decisions based on emotions, lol.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

>>26016064
Honestly, make is very apparent from the outset that you control the finances. Train her to be a good wife and she will. Seems counter intuitive with todays culture but women desire that kind of strength. Love her, provide for her, and be her king...she will love you forever

Why not just tell her the truth, retard? You're holding because this is your only chance to make it. Spending anything right now would be a loss you will regret. Of course you hid this because revealing it only adds unnecessary stress and might make you fuck up your super difficult hold

>>26019998
How old are you?
What is your life story?
I don't mean how much money you made or what job you worked. What were the relevant experiences in your life that are worth mentioning when someone asks you "Who are you?" ?

>>26016362
ngmi

Lol why didn't you lie and say it was a stock emulator.

>>26016064
This is why you should always divide your tracked crypto amounts by 1000, then you could've just said "oh yeah I have a 250 dollars of bitcoin lol"

>>26016064
Yeah I'm afraid it's over. She won't let up and will constantly hound you. To be honest see only sees you as a cash cow now.

My gf is like oh that's nice anon you have some money. No more said of it. Think about it.

>>26016064
She's after the money. Get out now anon, cut all ties, seriously. Don't let her take it.

>>26016658
This is a red flag.
find a better one

>>26016362
found the kike

>>26016064
>It's another thread about "SOMEONE FOUND OUT I HAVE MONEY IN SOME CONVOLUTED OR BULLSHIT WAY!"
Unironically fuck off.

leave her and find yourself a cute gf (male) op

>>26017042
rothko?

>>26016362
Unironically based

>>26016064
should have just said it was stock simulation or some game
damn

>>26017833

Jesus this reads like something I would've tried to do in college or younger when I thought I could use logic and reasoning with chicks

>>26016064
Make a new portfolio on your Blockfolio. Then on the one she saw, every day put in fake loss transactions. Keep doing this until zero. She'll see that and think you went broke.

Depends on how much you earn. She earns 42k. If you earn 100k+, it gets to be a bigger problem and gets even bigger assuming you advance in your career.

>>26016064
>implying that I was treating her like some gold digger
>use this money to build our life together
So as soon as she sees your money, it is suddenly "our" money? Gee, I wonder why she's worried about being seen as a gold digger?!

Don't ever marry.

>>26020623

>>26017313
In burgerland or canada this is wrong. Regardless of when you acquired your assets, your wife is legally entitled to them after having a kid or getting married.

>>26019594
>there are a lot of people here who have $500k+ in one shitcoin
..and how do you think it got that way? Not by diversifying into 1000 different shitcoins. Just have to buy link and not cash out too much, the only rational choice.

>>26020619
It's appealing to their emotions, my guy.
It's equivalent to saying
>Imgine you were me and feel empathy
If they fail the empathy test, you've identified a sociopath, time to dump and ghost.

>>26016064
>she is pissed off that I “hid this money” from her, implying that I was treating her like some gold digger.
but you did hide the money from her. Man up, face responsibilty, buzzword #3, but don't give away your money

>>26016064
Do you live in a common law country/state? If you do, you may be fucked and will have to give her half.

>>26016064
I used to be with a chick like this who was desperate to tie me down like this but was also horrible with money and smoked pot incessantly (for her “anxiety and depression”). Just cut her off one day and never looked back. Found out recently that she started dating a pajeet after me so I guess I made the right decision.
If the vibe isn’t right and you’re not over 35 just move on and find someone better for you anon.

>>26019998
>Don't be so hard on yourself.
what are you even talking about?

>>26020899
>and how do you think it got that way? Not by diversifying into 1000 different shitcoins. Just have to buy link and not cash out too much, the only rational choice.
bad argument, someone investing 5k into link ico might have been a rational choice. Having that 5k be worth 500k today and not taking any profit is not a rational choice. LINK is the worst shitcoin of them all btw

>>26020248
Good idea, just did this but divided by 10. Don't want to undersell myself kek

>>26021397
never said you should not take any profit at all
though I shouldn't have desu

>>26016064
>girlfriend
>Hiding money
Get out NOW!

>>26019940
Haha if I make another 100k maybe my dad will love me

>>26021149
It's none of her business that's not hiding
I'm not hiding my cock from this retarded sam ash clerk who keeps telling me shit like I need to wear a mask and that I can't just sit in the acoustic room and trade stocks/play guitar all day (I can).
It's none of his business. My cock that is.

>>26019228
This
>>26019397
Also This

>>26017313
But whatever debt accrued prior to marriage is now half of the spouses. I think OP should just 100x leverage BTC or short it, idgaf. Either go insanely rich or go broke. Then take out as much loans as possible and marry her. Now she is responsible for half and then dump her. Do to her what women have been doing for men en masse since the 70s.