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>unlock phone
>check portfolio
>lock phone
>unlock phone
>go on /biz/ for euphoria about holdings
>lock phone
>go on laptop
>Google “[my new token] price”
>see big green number
>feel good but also worry that big green number will turn red for too long later
>close tab
>go to YouTube
>"[my new coin] price prediction"
>click on thumbnail with highest number
>"If Bitcoin go up big, [coin] will go crazy and make you millionaire"
>doesn’t mention that it’s impossible to time the top
>feelsgood
>close tab
>Google “[my new coin] price”
>slightly higher big green number
>repeat for 16 hours daily
>want to kms when big green number becomes big red number

>> No.25990011

Remember to check inflation too

>> No.25990033
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25990033

>wake up
>look at price on blockfolio
>close app
>play vidya all day
>sleep for 10 hours
>repeat

>> No.25990071

>>25989921
Story of my my life except for annoyance when other coins moon more than mine

>> No.25990254

>>25989921
Based, this is my routine as well

>> No.25990292

>>25989921
>literally never check price
>get rich without doing anything or even thinking about it

>> No.25990598
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25990598

>>25989921
based cooiner

>> No.25990648

Don't forget time to cooooooooooooooom

>> No.25991009
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>open up this bad boy
>insert: (number of coins you have)*(some meme extremely high number)
>become smug instantly
best hopium device on the planet

>> No.25991697

since I got into crypto I was never happy

>> No.25991988
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>>25991009
lmfao this sounds good im gonna try it

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>>25991009
>500 LINK * $500/LINK = $250,000
>mfw /biz/ says its going to $1000 EOY
>mfw not even counting other two shitcoins

>> No.25992906

>unlock phone
>check portfolio
>lock phone
>unlock phone
>go on binance exchange
>check 4h chart
>pull up some indicators
>hazard a guess at the closing price of the next candle
>hit sell with extreme anxiety
>instalock phone to assure self doubt
>walk to the fridge to get a coke
>take a big thirsty sip on the couch
>anxiety intensifies
>unlock phone
>check price
>nigga moon
>refuse to believe
>never buy back
>it will come down again
>walk into traffic years later

>> No.25992975

>>25989921

I actually look like OP pic these days due to crypto stress in the past, kek. Used to be proper handsome.

>> No.25993347

>>25990033
this post is too comfy and should be removed

>> No.25993474

>>25992906
>drinking corn syrup goy-feed

Ngmi

>> No.25993578

>>25989921
Fuck man, me too. Last thing I check before going to sleep, first thing I check when I wake up. This shit ain’t good for us.