/biz/ - Business & Finance

BB bros will I make it?

WHY ARE THERE NO BIG TIDDY ANIME GIRLS IN THE OP? I DEMAND BIG TIDDY ANIMU GIRLS.

Price target for MNXXF? I'm thinking $300

GHIV marines, this week was not our week
but next week, we are gonna make it

>I made over 10k today without gambling on a scam penny stock

i made $300 on CCIV thanks /biz/

>tfw didn't beat the 3% inflation
>didn't beat the tax/profit ratio

hold me bbros

>>25986690
yessir

g-guys... does inflation work on weekends?? Because if so, and you can't trade on weekends, it means you lose 21% per week, NOT 15% per week. It means the real daily gain needed to beat inflation is FAR larger than 3%

What's a stock i can dump a ton of money into that will moon similarly to gme, clf and wkhs?

Pine Island for some kinda company managed by people with Biden connections

>people bought puts for GME yesterday
rip

>food commodity prices
OOOOOOOOO for futures holders
AAAAAAAAAAA for everyone else

>>25986689
Nah man, but I could see it getting back to the $7-14 range it was before going pennystock-mode

Anyone buy calls on that glorious V dip?

Is it too late to moon with GME?

>>25986764
Find something new or you will cry

AMRS AMRS AMRS
Long-term riches
AMRS AMRS AMRS

Anyone been burned hard by a SPAC?

Futures aren't moving. wtf is going on. Is time frozen?

>>25986764
last 2 times it seemed to be happening they crashed the market with no survivors to stop it.

Is it happening now, who knows?

BLACKBERRY! BLACKBERRY! GET YOUR BLACKBERRY HERE! BLACKBERRY!

>>25986625
>have a medium sized position on GME
> mad gains this week
> tell myself not to FOMO and take profits
>take some profits
>shit keeps pumping
>FUG IT I NEED MORE OF THIS SHIT
>liquidate all my underperformers and pretty much half my portfolio
>shaking while I wait for a small pullback that never comes
>shit shit shit
>put 60k on GME last minute
>feel like a fucking retard because I fucked up my average
>look at it right now
>mfw

>>25986706
Sir,
Please see >>25986725
You need in fact a 4.2% daily gain to beat inflation

>>25986725
>Not accounting for "money printer never stops"
>Not accounting for after-hours inflation
>Not having access to (((underground))) weekend trading circle
NGMI

Would I be better off buying 10k of SPY LEAPS or 120k of SPY shares

>>25986764
no there's still shorts to cover and more people are jumping in on this now with cohen on the board

>>25986690 i thought we weren't supposed to start seeing results until tomorrow anyway

>>25986860
Depends on lots of factors
Shares are safer though

>>25986706
I only made 2.46% today feels bad man

>>25986251
If you're starting out with options, one of the "safest" strategies you can go with are buying LEAPS. Basically options that expire 1+ years out with a delta of 80-90. You want a delta that high with LEAPS because you are basically buying 100 shares of stock, but with leverage. After this post, I'll also link you an example of the type of leverage options can give you. Options are not like stocks, they mostly go to 0, but if you manage your risk, you can profit big time.
>Implied volatility: all I know is that it means what it says - the likely hood of a stock fluctuating in price by larger amounts. How it affects it I don't know.
Implied volatility affects both vega and delta. By having a very high IV, the delta will be absurdly high and as a result the option premium will be expensive. I'll use MARA 2023 calls as an example: A MARA 2023 40c has a delta of 90 partially because of the high IV on the option. The call is $16 OTM and yet has a delta of 90. Look at options for SPY as an example. You will not find an OTM call with a delta of 90 like on MARA. Read, read, and read some more. Options are complicated and you don't really understand how much money you can make/lose till you experience them first hand

rest in piss

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Buy NTDOY or else.

>>25986860
100k NEE shares and 20k NEE leaps. Don’t argue with me just do it

>>25986792
First I'm ghosted and blocked by my old office spouse and now this? 2021 sucks!

>>25986251
.

so fellow bbros, what private island will you buy with your gains?

I want to buy epstein island and turn it into a go kart racing track (adults only of course, hehe, not into taking chances). I think the notoriety of the island and it's shape will make it the ultimate theme park. I plan on renting out mario kart uniforms too.

What say you?

Calling my (female) broker to buy some GME shares
>Hi
>Thank you for calling Gamestop this is S-
>Yes, liquidate everything and put it all into $GME, market buy
>Sir this is Gamest-
>Thank you, Have a nice day
>Click
>Sir?

>>25986666
Digits confirm yep

Do not miss NUMI tomorrow. Its still early.

>>25986666
digits say yes
I wish i could have bought more shares

>>25986834
Irrefutable proof that you should always FOMO

>>25986834
Holy fuck anon please be careful, mad respect though I sold 60% of my GME at 35, letting the rest ride

>>25986903
You know it's bad for shorts when they start deploying the FUD

>>25986903
>I am a generalist normie willing to write about literally anything. lately blah blah blah

>>25986832
Closed: up 1.67
After hours: up 1.59

To. The. Moon.

>>25986748
IV on the ones in the $20 range are like 400%. People are retarded, just asking to be crushed.

VVPR doing pretty well huh

>>25986906
Anime posting basement dwellers btfo holy

>>25986691
It's true, and I frequently make more than your entire portfolio is worth. I don't give a fuck if you want to gamble on scam penny stocks, just don't lie about them and try to mislead others into buying it when you're just going to exit within a week.

There is no Tesla deal, the economic report won't come out any time soon, manganese prices are not going to skyrocket, and you will never be a woman, you tranny faggot.

>>25986813
Nigger Nigger Nigger
I'm a big retarded faggot
Nigger Nigger Nigger

>>25986725
I don't think percentages work quite like this as you would rebalance on a daily basis. By my calculations a 7 day week of 3% losses would be (rounding) a 19% loss in total. (1-(0.97^7))

Vale

>>25986764
I'm considering buying a few hundred shares to harvest premium, somebody stop me

guys im starting to think that GSM will moon

>>25986764
Let it go. There will be other opportunities. I think CLF will go up quite a bit, but there will be some drastic drips that will shake most of us off.
If you're patient I have DENN with a EOY target of 20. I have a target of 13 for TWI.
I believe in BCRX Shill and got on board for that. Another anon has a big stack of GTE. I bought a more modest stack at .35 as a lotto ticket, should you enjoy the occasional gamble.

>>25986691
Post portfolio faggot

>>25986834
That's pretty loco, anon.
It seems to have worked out in your favor for now.

>>25986860
If the market crashed 15%, how would a portfolio of leaps be affected? What options would you have? What would you do?
How would a portfolio of shares be affected? What options would you have? What would you do?

If you can't answer the above truthfully your hands will be too weak or you don't understand what you're holding.

>>25987053
>sold my VALE calls for +25% gain instead of holding them for +60% tomorrow
JUST

>>25987028
>the economic report won't come out any time soon
two to four weeks

>>25986940

>>25986976
Fuck I should get in but I hate buying green

>sold an absolute peak of the day
this is more addictive than crack

>>25986625
>tfw I tried to swing my GME options position over christmas
>Sold at $22 for $8k
>Was planning to buy back at $16
>missed the rocket, would have been wort $40k now

Ah well atleast I still have my 300 shares at $8 average buy in

>>25986860
Shares is better since you have the option of selling retarded OTM calls 3 times a week if you wanted and you can use the premium to buy other things or more SPY shares.

>>25986935
I'm partial to Ginger Island in the BVIs.
Nice acreage, excellent little split bay arrangement.

>>25987053
Absolutely BUNDA

>>25987028
Ahahaha he took the bait

You're a faggot. Dilated!

>>25987156
I held through Q2 and Q3 earnings
fuck me

>>25987156
weak hands never make it

if BB is the new meme. Im in. im ALL in

I'm pretty bullish about American Steel, at least in the medium term. Price for Steel seems to be going crazy, but understandable as it takes some time to get production started again, this is even without some crazy Biden infrastructure plan.

reminder to new frens that an increasing amount of what will you buy with gains posts and whats your make it car/boat/watch threads are signals for an impending bear market

>>25987171
We won't be too far, I'll take my private submarine over there if you end up getting better wifi.

>>25987061
>guys im starting to think that GSM will moon

GSM as in Ferroglobe?

Disney announced it's discontinuing annual passes at disneyland. Can we profit from this?

>>25987053
BUNDA

>>25987237
not if they're restricting the number of guests to 100 at a time

bros i went to jimmy johns thats normally empty and there was a line to get a sandwich the golden bull run is here

quit me job m8s

am sad and convinced ill never find something in my field


at least im up 7% this week . Could be dead i guess, or live in mumbai. Its all about perspective.

>>25986725
Inflation is constantly compounding
So it’s FV=PV x [1+(i/n)]^(n x t)
where i=3%
and 1+(i/n) = the mathematical constant 2.7183.

>>25987225
With Starlink our wifi will be impeccable wherever we are. I'm really looking forward to that IPO.

i hope everyone here survived inflation coming for you

>>25987259
Holy shit. this actually made me happy

Jimbo jongos back again :)

>>25987262
why you quit anon?

DO NOT MISS

NUMI
U
M
I

TOMORROW. DONT MISS IT.

>>25987028
>btfo 7.png

>>25987262
You should move to Canada and get a seasonal job. Wageslave for 9 months then get 3 months to shitpost and jerk off while getting money from gibs from employment insurance.

>10% daily gain for a month will turn my $2000 into $13'454.9998987
>tip $0.9998987 to my broker for being good guys
>left with $13'454
>add inflation penalty of $3 per day:
>left with $13'361
>one hour with an upper middle end eastern european prostitute at $150
>add extra services for $250
>add group surcharge for $50 -> $300/prostitute/hour
>3 prostitutes per group (to cover all spatial planes in X, Y, AND Z) -> $900/session
>this would not afford me even 2 weeks of daily transplanar cooming
brehs....

What are you putting your $1,400 in to, anons?

Let’s say there’s a massive shortage of basedbeans and an insider is claiming the shortage will persist at least for the next 6 months. What’s the best play to profit from basedbeans?

Imagine not being in $QSR
>Owns Tim Hortons, Popeyes, Burger King, Bill Ackman 2nd largest holder
>$16b mcap
>actually makes best tendies

>>25987272
Meaning in order to beat inflation you need 2718% gains a year

>>25987358
capital gains tax

Any news on the naked calls anon? Unironically feel bad for him if he wasn't trolling.

>>25987358
GME if it hasn't squeezed yet

>>25987210
wasn't even weak hands. >>25987197
was my first attempt at a big dicked swing

>>25987272
>>25987046
good job retards

DIS - Annalist are projecting a 200 per stock price target.. Aren't you glad you decided to strike during the march sale event? (sub 90).

>>25987348
>$13'454

>>25987028
>the economic report won't come out any time soon
I seem to remember you saying that the mining report wasn't going to happen eiher. Hmmm... might you be a salty faggot?

>>25986625
I’m only going to say this once:

>government shell company
>unbankruptable
>investing in military-industrial complex
>tied to Biden Admin
>IPO happened immediately after Trump lost SCOTUS case

This looks like a possible funnel into one or more pet projects. Constant major acquisition at regular time. 1000x after Biden is inaugurated and gains control of the MIC.

Up massively after hours as well as daytime. Buy and hold for six weeks, starting tomorrow.

You’re welcome.

“Buzz”

>>25987368
BG or SOYB

how mad are you, AMDtards?

Intel wins again

>earn 20% a week just to break even with inflation
>that 20% gets taxed
>actually need 30% a week to beat inflation and taxes
theres no way to win bros...

>>25987430

That picture is fucking hilarious

>>25986625
AHHHHH
DID I JUST MISS OUT ON GME FOR 2ND DAY IN A ROW?
I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO DUMP

I often times brag about my portfolio at work. This zoomer with a nose ring who only has a job there because his uncle is the boss came up to me today
>hey a-anon what’s up?
>nod at him
>hey what’s a stock that isn’t that expensive that you think will go up a lot soon?
>wouldn’t we all like to know
Heh nothing personal kid

does anyone here enjoy country music?

>>25987320
not gonna make excuses, it just wasnt for me.

>>25987347
>canada

yeah nah . Maybe one day when i have my Mercedes van

>>25987430
Why would the government want a shell company to be publicly traded and have to report all of it assets publicly you moron

>>25987358
Well I'll get 2800 cause I'm married. $2000 is going into the bank. The first and 2nd checks went into stocks. The remaining 800 will be for fuck all. 2400 Round 1, 1200 Round 2, and this one (if it passes)

>>25987382
he said at the very end of the thread he posted in, just before thread died, that he'd been in a long phone call with the broker. they've given longer (expiry 29th Jan) to see if his position improves. rather than demanding 500k is paid now

ofc... i dont think those calls are improving for him, considering the cooming that happened today

>>25987491
>does anyone here enjoy country music?

>>25987455
>doesn't like zero-commision trades at the tip of his fingers

WHAT THE FUCK IS MY PROBLEM WHY DID I TAKE THE LOSS REEEEEEEEE

CRAMER IS FUCKING CRUCHING THE GME SHORTS FUCKKKKK

HOLY

FUCKING

SHIT

WHAT IS AMRS DOING?!?!?!?!

He's now sat on $90m. Wouldn't you just retire?

Also, >>25987478 hyperbased.

Every time I look at my portfolio and see 300 shares of what looks like BARF I feel a little less happy.

>100% cash
>waiting for a market wide red day

>>25987528
Just AH manipulation. Wait to see tomorrow's action before doing anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICWZfdZ5XI4

heres some normie country from yours truly,


YEAH BUT NOW IM DODGIN POTHOLES, IN MY SUN BURTS SILVERADO

LIKE A HEARTBROKE DESPERADO

>>25987233

yes

>>25987572
0.01% cash gang master race

>>25987529
>loss
??????
im just crying because i trimmed too early but lol how do you take a loss on fucking GME

>>25987572
Buy Visa and McDonald’s calls. They both had a nice red couple of days

>>25987382
Posted again today about another 300k margin call

>>25987491
Not this modern Clear Channel faggot shit with the nigger backing tracks. I like DAC and Waylon.

>>25987572
you done fucked up kid

>>25987573
new spread is 10.90 bid and 11.16 ask

looks legit

either a huge buy, or someone knows something

>>25987382
He posted earlier with a time stamp with another email from his broker asking for 330k. People keep saying he's a larp though so idk what to believe.

>>25986906
are there any updates?
as far as I can see only burger investors got fucked and it doesnt affect their contract with qualcomm etc

>>25987505
>never heard of hiding in plain sight
did you know that the financials for the B2 Spirit were in the public domain as well? It was listed as a phantom project called "Aurora" that never existed.

All financials have to be public for Congressional and budgetary purposes. Only the deepest of deep black alphabet reindeer games get played from offshore accounts, not the military-industrial complex.

guys please shut the fuck up i'm trying to sleep

Was reading where some lucky bastard bought Telsa at 7.50 a share and is now worth over 12 million. Dude's 38 yrs old. Dude refuses to sell a single share.

>>25987129
Bullshit, the shill said this week and just today MN said that it will be two to four weeks until phase two program results, probably core samples, and then then they'll start work on the economic assessment.
>>25987196
If you give me an opportunity to prove that you're a lying faggot I'm obviously going to take it. It's hilarious to see how much I'm getting under your skin to the point you're posting about me in literally every thread.
>>25987406
What are you talking about? I never said anything like that, MN will keep releasing bullshit to string investors along just like they did today with results that it's possible to use low grade manganese and convert it to high grade in a lab setting which everyone already knew since it has been done for decades. Next they'll release some more bullshit trying to drum up a connection with Tesla that doesn't exist like they've been doing for months. It's a scam.
>>25987335
I have numerous screen shots of BTFOs.

>>25987673
/thread

>>25987216
Reminder that CLF dominates rolled steel in america.

>>25987622
Could be. There are several deals and doings on the table ATM. Hell, the Lavvan lawsuit could also be tossed out.

>>25987615
i find it very very easy to be true

i find myself alone when each days through

yes ill admit that im a fool for you

because youre mine...

>>25987491
What kind of country? Classic stuff like Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton, etc. is undeniably awesome but a lot of the modern pop country is pretty bad

I need a quick rundown on DGLY

is sleepy joe gonna pump it?

>>25987682
it's such a weird dilemma
if he was the kind of person to take profits, he would have sold TSLA at $50 or whatever long before it ever reached $2000

>>25987682
>Dude refuses to sell a single share.
why

>>25987685

>>25987452
I'm gonna have to go to /g/ to see if someone made a new version of this

>>25987746
Because it's a fucking cult.

>>25987746
I trust a piece of paper that says Tesla more than a piece of paper that says Federal Reserve.

>>25987722
Truck pop, I call it

>>25987216
God plz just let this moon for a couple months

>>25986690
Based and HIV pilled

how high are we riding bb?

>>25987491
The shit I listen to, no one here would enjoy.

>>25987722
son, this world is rough, and if a mans gonna make it hes gotta be tough.

>>25987794
yeah but then again i trust a building i own even more

>>25987455
>That picture is fucking hilarious
Does it look better when I zoom out?

Please dip one last time GME
I beg
Literally every pump there has been a subsequent dip
Please, I finally tried to sell the pump and now it just keeps pumping
Is this my fault?
Did I do something to deserve this?
Are Cohen and the Coomcat punishing me?
I swear I've been faithful
Is this a test of my resolve?
Dare I buy back in at a higher price, to prove my loyalty?

SRAC bro reporting in

what software do you guys use for estimated taxes?

>>25987491
I like the older country from the 90s and before.
Pop country is shit

>>25987743
is that why they call him "bitin"?

>>25987478
You should have told him to invest in REFR so he gets rekt

Will TQQQ touch $188 tomorrow?

>>25986690
Speaking of which, what could go wrong theoretically with GHIV? If something goes wrong with a SPAC what is it usually? Failure of catalysts and mergers?

How high will AMRS go EOM?

G-

>>25987878
How does $90 sound?

>>25987685
>It's a scam.
Explain. How about "battery day" and the fact that tesla wants to use Manganese for their batteries that is "ethically" produced?

>>25987866
come on guys, luke combs is the future, how to i invest in luke combs

>>25987845

>>25987890
AY

>>25987890
G is the best im so comfy at 10.80 a share

>>25987907
I bet all the pop country singers are Jewish just like their corporate label overlords
Fucking country is dead, at least I still have my BFARF

>>25987699
Based

>>25987901
that would be awesome as I am short $188 calls

how high ar we riding bb?

>>25986625

PLEASE JUST SOMEONE TELL ME IF IS SHOULD HOLD OR SELL GAMESPOT STOCK

PLLLLLEEEEEAAAAAASSSEEEE

>>25987884
I expect it to consolidate around $12 until March 11 ER. That prediction is void if deal PR is released.

>>25987216
>tfw sold my CLF at 15:55 today because it was making boring gains
This shit is going to moon at opening tomorrow, isn't it? BB will probably crater to add more wound to the salt.

My dad is bipolar, what are tha chances im bipolar as well?

Am i just getting in my head?

Its never been this hard to control my anger before,

>>25987861
A spreadsheet.

KTOS is truly the new meme stock

>>25987973
The story of Alonzo Spellman is an interesting read for you bi-polar fucks.

>>25987943
one you accept the jews, you will begin to live

>jew best friend

I have a question about my options strategy. I will say that I don’t understand options at all. The way I’ve been doing it is buying calls on stocks that I do not own. My intention is to sell the call when the premium is higher than I paid. I never intend to hold until expiration. Is this safe or will I somehow be on the hook for 1000 shares of visa

Come on bitcorns stay bullish so my semiconductors stay bullish!

>>25986666
did i make it today bros?

>>25987962
To the moon obviously lol

>>25988029
not unless you exercise, you dumb nigger

>>25987973
50/50
either you are or you are not

>>25988022
LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG

>>25987972
Always trust your fundamentals and DD, CLF tranny was onto something, despite being a fucking annoying faggot.

Here's the price of Hot Coil Rolled Steel versus the relative value of the main producers, couple that with a glut in supply and I see the price increasing even further. The risk is that Biden removes the tariffs, but that won't happen until late Feb.

>thread is now everyone shilling pet tickers in a market where almost everything is up
>"DD: Stock goes up"
I am buying puts

>>25988058
I understand that, Is there a way they can exercise without my approval first?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFhHg8QXTE8

It's fucking over

TWITTER PUTS

>my cuntry loves niggers so much we're shutting our markets down on Monday for a literal commie nigger named Martin Luther Kang
Thanks Obama

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1349844647141650434?s=19

Bearish?

>>25988029

watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD7sw0bf1ms

>>25988090
bro you BOUGHT calls
YOU are the one to exercise them
go read this, faggot, then go watch your broker's options tutorials (they should have made you read this before agreeing to their terms & conditions)
https://www.theocc.com/Company-Information/Documents-and-Archives/Options-Disclosure-Document

>>25988090
no, and the max you can lose is the initial premium paid

>>25987847
Buy it

trumps shutting the internet off pretty soon guys when we go into martial law

this is about to get fucked

the bible says the rapture will happen at THE LAST TRUMP or the last day that trump is president on january 20th.

1 Corinthians 15:52
In a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trump: for the trumpet shall sound, and the dead shall be raised incorruptible, and we shall be changed.

There was a book 100 years ago called "The Last President" and it was donald trump

>>25988113
I was hoping for infrastructure bill desu

>>25988029
>Is this safe or will I somehow be on the hook for 1000 shares of visa
When you buy calls you are not obligated to exercise them to buy shares. You either sell before expiration at a profit or loss, or you let the option expire (lose the entire cost of the calls).

>>25988146
BAsed schizo. How do I profit off of this?

>>25988029
Don’t do it or this will be you

>>25988090
If it expires more in the money, some brokers automatically exercise it for you

socks market general

More bad news for Twitter

shorting the bible wish me luck

>>25988133
Thank you

Well friday morning's the big day. I go to the dentist for my annual checkup.. I always get this outta the way first thing once the year turns over. 38 yrs old. Only teeth issues have been 1 gone (cracked), and 1 cavity (root canal + filling). Gotta hope the streak keeps going for another year.. I wanna hang on to my original parts for as long as I can.

>>25988146
Shut. The fuck. Up.

>>25988201
>getting margin called for your soul
Not worth it

>>25988176
How can that be me if I don’t exercise? I’m just selling the premium

>>25988146
Ive seen you say the world is going to end multiple times.
>2 more weeks guize

I'm one of the options retard from previous thread so let's say I believe BB is gonna be going up big in a bit so I wanna buy a call option on it. Right now im looking at the BB 18 June calls strike price of 15. The bid is 1.44 the ask is 1.51 so please explain the gap between the bid and ask and what an appropriate limit order would be here. Secondly if I believe BB is gonna go up this is not a retarded option to buy correct?

>>25988184
bullish

>>25988216
I need a root canal and I keep ignoring it, I am British though so...

>>25988201
>Yes Mr. Bogdanoff, he went short

>>25988201
Only schizos read the Bible. I burn them for my satanic rituals.

>>25987910
lmao

>>25988146
>Matthew 24:36
checkmate

>>25988281
kek

>>25988281
Lol

>>25987430

yahoo finance doesnt have it
and why 6 weeks

>>25988251
Set a limit order at mid price and work your way up if you’re not getting filled. No that’s a decent call desu.

NUMI is going to be in an ETF. Big interest in it building.

Get in on NUMI tomorrow before it hits $2.00

>>25986748
The GME short squeeze is just beginning.

yesterday was good
today was good
tomorrow will be good
I believe in positive thinking

>>25988146
cringe

>>25988332
https://www.purposeinvest.com/funds/purpose-global-innovators-fund

This fund will have 0.35% of their portfoliO as NUMI

>>25988241
I used to do this too where I would just buy and sell premiums I dont know how you get billions of dollars in debt though

>>25988216
> literally have bits of teeth and fillings falling out on a weekly basis
> have been using everclear to keep it clean
My dentist died 2 years ago and i have yet to find a new one

>>25988281
>Good, pour ze cup

>>25988113
Bullish for NTDOY

>>25988241
It won’t I’m just fucking with you
Your maximum risk as an option purchaser is limited to the premium

>>25988146
Get a trip so I never have to see another one of your posts

>>25988354
based I hope you make it anon

>>25988354
i believe in negative thinking, could you be more positive about my way of thinking?

>>25986745
>>25987430
>>25987455
>>25987845
Check this out:

Philip A Cooper
Chief Executive Officer, Pine Island Acquisition Corp

Career History:

Chief Executive Officer
Pine Island Acquisition Corp
08/2020–PRESENT

Founder
Goldman Sachs Private Equity
01/1996–PRESENT

(Founder, Goldman Sachs Private Equity during Clinton? Nice.)

Education:

BACHELOR OF SCIENCE
Syracuse University

MASTER OF SCIENCE
MIT Sloan School of Management

Source: https://www.bloomberg.com/profile/person/15991408

Yeah, this nigger is looking to advance some next-gen DARPA tech or something for the new administration, 100%.

Anybody who can find out more, let me know.

when we get the 1400 stimmy?

>>25988392
The only way you can lose your initial more than your initial amount in a long option position is if your contract expires in the money and and your broker automatically exercises it for you. Check with your broker.

>>25986625
Holy Shit !!!!!! Thank you SRNA chad

>>25988444
Checked, anon confirmed to make it.

Buy moon buy arkk

Infinite gains

>>25987967
Hold. The prophecy has not yet been fulfilled.

>>25987903
You're either ignorant or trying to trick people. Tesla already uses manganese that is ethically produced without child labor in many different companies. On battery day Tesla only said that they would include manganese in some of their mid range batteries to stretch their nickel supply and if literally every new car used a manganese cathode battery demand wouldn't increase beyond a few percentage points because of how much of it that goes into steel production.

Just compare manganese to aluminum, both are used in batteries, they have a similar total global production and the price is almost the same. Saying that Tesla would get into buying random junior manganese miners is no different than saying that they would buy a junior aluminum miner, it's a god damn lie that doesn't make any sense.

>>25986753
Sounds like UTZ is a buy then.

>>25988352
FUCK I LOVE YOU GME BROS THIS TIMELINE IS THE BEST ONE

>>25988094
>>25988184
>some plain ass corporate speak saying nothing different from what they already stated publicly
WOW GUYS IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING
EXPLOSIVE REVELATIONS
NUCLEAR EVIDENCE!!!!!
God I'm so happy you blumpftards are getting the boot and we can go back to being nazis

>closing price 9.11
what did they mean by this?

>>25988445
How much of a fucking pussy do you have to be to willingly put one of those stupid fucking, Battle Royale style collars on your head/neck, and then he's retarded enough to take a picture of him looking like a cowardly fucking thrift store bio hazard larper.

>>25988527
okay lmao buy calls on twitter then you fucking retard

>>25987685
Ah yes the leading expert returns

Is this the last stimmy issuance?
Why not two thousand dollars?

Moons current holdings. Shocked they sold nio? Why? Must really be watching the stocks

So I guess +50% day after day is just going to be a normal thing for GME now.

>>25988472
SRNA SRNA SRNA SRNA SRNA

>>25988330
Thank you im still very new to options, decent at stocks. I just wanted to make sure my order was correct and what I was doing wasn't retarded, gonna start with one contract to get my toes wet

>>25988547
no
I'm balls deep in dude weed lmao

>>25986690
soon sirs

>>25988146
> any day now
I unironically believe in lizard people and widespread microwave thought manipulation and even I’m not this fucking retarded

>>25988532
it actually looks like some weird bdsm outfit

>>25988550
Yet there are so many shills that cannot refute anything I said so you resort to fallacy arguments.

>>25988527
Twitter is essentially a news aggregator at this point now that the only interesting original content has been banned off the platform. They offer nothing interesting

>>25988352
>The GME short squeeze is just beginning.
do I FOMO in at open tomorrow or not

>>25988490
Moon ARK is ARKX. Look into it.

REMINDER TOMORROW NOT TO MISS NUMI TOMORROW ITS A CHEAPIE

>>25988642
Yeah but dca in

>sold GME @ 40
thank you for buying my bags

>>25988642
Its almost certainly gonna keep going up.....until it crashes like a house of cards

>>25988514
I went to the store and they had lots of Utz products but their chips. What did (((they))) mean by this?

>>25988642
>FOMOing in immediately after a x2
depends on how long you're planning to hold it I guess
at this point you're definitely not buying at a discount

WHY IS THE MARKET CLOSED ON MLK DAY WHO CARES ABOUT SOME GAY COMMUNIST NIGGER HE'S GOING TO MESS UP MY WIN STREAK

>>25988639
The collapse will come when they start going after porn. The big thing in socials right now is trying to corporatize content to make it “family safe“ and transition to paid partnerships rather than free distribution

>>25988656
Seems moon is focused on biotech now

>>25988603
You’re just so fucking autistic it’s unbelievable. Learn to read people and hype and more importantly learn about the EV mania right now. Then come back and act superior again

>>25988184
>project veritas
nothing ever happens.

I’m $43k deep in $PSTH options.. getting impatient. I just want my easy guaranteed returns already

>>25988681
i sold at $37 and i still feel kinda stupid for pussying out

i mean i held through Q2, through Q3, etc etc.. why couldn't I see it through to the end..

>>25988720
I picked up 1 canadian stock because of that. When markets are closed in the US, usually they're open in Canada, and vice versa.

>>25988720
American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Mike Tyson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers

>>25988669
>>25988691
>>25988709
fuck it, I'm going to pass on this one. congrats to all the GME anons though.

>>25988720
Yeah I’m black and this is really pissing me off. Fuck off with the holidays dude seriously. I’m not fucking joking.

>>25988720
Unironically they made it a holiday so people would have the day off for travelling to obamas inauguration

I spent the better part of a month shilling McDonald’s food to my friends and family and it’s still fucking dumping

>>25988642
I'm sitting on 500 shares @ 19. Thought about selling some chaff and buying more, but decided that's enough exposure for me, even if I miss out on another 2x (which I think is entirely possible). If I didn't already have shares, I MIGHT buy more after some kind of retracement maybe back down to 30 or something like that, but that may not happen tomorrow. May not happen ever. Flip a coin, consult some tarot cards, I don't know, you definitely missed the premiere.

>>25986892
this... this is good. I need to learn the greeks better

any other beginner goodness friend?

>>25988813

>>25988804
did you know that black people used to have their own things and then MLK on a quest for white cocks, took them away so public fountains and restrooms could be used for interracial gay sex meetups?
>>25988805
OBONGO OBONGO GO BACK TO THY CONGO

>>25988806
who cares, i just got 15cent fries! throwback thursday (with the app)

>buy Xiaomi
>-10%
ah
yes

>>25988656
The ARKX announcement was super satisfying
>post here for weeks saying space is the future
>get a bunch of anons into space stocks
>Mommy Cathie says she's making a space ETF
>every single one of my aerospace stocks goes up 15-20% AH, a move they continued today

>>25988813
ok now it's your turn

where my APHA niggas at

FUBO$

>Betting service being integrated
>multiple price target upgrades
>beating earning estimates
>one of the highest short interests prior to all this news

Enjoy your free money

>>25988727
Maybe I should have done moon leaps instead of LABU

LABU is comfier than dealing with Greeks

bake someone

BUY THE DIP

if i post my adress will anyone meet me and have a drink?

>>25988912
I wanted to buy yesterday but misspelled it and thought my broker didn't have it.
Bought SSPK/TLRY instead and it's acceptable nonetheless

>>25988790
BUY NUMI ITS GOING TO HIT $2 SOON AND YOURE GOING TO REGRET NOT GETTING IN

>>25988730
It's not autism to call out you faggots for repeatedly lying in order to shill your penny stock, stupid. Once again, I don't care if you buy the stock or even recommend it, just don't try to sucker people.
>Then come back and act superior again
This isn't in question, you're some worthless pajeet scammer. Kill yourself.

>>25988958
that depends, how many bitcoin do you have

>GME squeeze
>UNFI green
>ACI green
>KR green
The world is really quickly running out undervalued plays. Hold me bros I'm scared.

>>25986625
Second lockdown incoming boys

what are some good space picks in preparation for ARKX launch?

>>25988890
I went to the innaguration because had a meeting in nova for domething else anyways my favorite part was when cheney started laughing and yelled GOOD LUCK WITH THE ECONOMY LITTLE AFRICAN PRINCE and shot a lawyer

>>25988795
>the late Mike Tyson
he ded?

>>25988949
cringe

https://youtu.be/sckqOjMomrc?t=1225

>>25988852
Just another post I saved. Check out the projectoption or InTheMoney youtube channels. Good explanations on both of them.

>>25988958
Don’t dox yourself here
Do that on maybe /r9k/ or /x/

>>25988992
Anything natgas related is still very cheap.

>>25988958
Unironically will if you’re in LA

>>25989014
Mike Tyson died in 2017, anon.

>have a spot on the inside of my nose or just end of my nostril forming
This shit is more painful than holding AMD bros. It hurts.

Any advice to an absolute beginner on how to get started in stocks and investing, how much money would be ideal or considered "standard" to start off on (like, should I save a certain amount to begin with) and what sites / programs to use if any particular ones?

I realise I'm probably going to get destroyed for asking this but please help a brother out. Lockdown's had a painful as fuck impact on me here in UK and I could really use some decent suggestions on getting started here. Sorry for newbieness/rookie question

>>25989007
Based Cheney can't wait until the qtards overthrow democracy and Shadow Chancellor Dick Cheney takes the reigns as our leader.

>>25988019
What's /sg/ like nowadays? Haven't brosed it since t*rks took over the Idlib enclave

>>25989063
> get mechanical heart
> constant flow
> literally has no heart beat anymore

>>25989038
well x you have no choice but to dox yurself, but who cares

>>25989048
crap m8 we are on different coasts

>>25989000
SRAC, MAXR, KTOS, NOC, LMT, never ever SPCE and never ever BA

>>25989061
Read the sticky, mate

>>25986745
based and pipp pilled

>>25989061
Make a brokerage account. Put all your money in it. Buy stocks. There you go

>>25989061
read OP. DCA

>>25989053
Muhammad Ali died recently but tyson just had an exhibition match with headgear a month or two ago. Dudes in great shape and has a scoop doo esque show on adult swim

>>25989022
people found out facebook was illegally selling user data on a massive scale and nobody cared
it would take the ceo commiting a war crime for normalfags to even consider using a different platform from the social media giants

>>25989112
Whatever I made a quick $1k selling SPCE puts earlier this week.

>>25989061
1. read the OP
2. learn to use finviz.com and openinsider.com
3. research meme stocks BEFORE buying them
congratulations you are now smarter than 99% of this thread

start with at least $1k and add as frequently as possible, you'll regret not having more invested after your first big win

the stray kitten has made herself fully at home bros. the vet said she looks healthy, and no chip

>>25989063
Liz Cheney (Spawn of Dick) is an unironic sleeper candidate for the 2024 GOP

>>25989061
Read OP

bbby or bb theyre both mooning

>>25989232
what a nice anon.

whats its name

youre cute i would eat your heart

>>25986625
So how do taxes work for short term capital gains? I'm not really understanding this.

>>25989195
I'm not saying you can't make money on their stock, I'm saying they're a bad company. Literally Nikola tier. But some people made a lot of money on Nikola, so you do you.

>>25989248
> gop
> 2024
Hahahahaha

>>25989294
taxed as regular income, couldn't be more simple.

>>25989277
haven't thought of one yet. she looks almost exactly like my last cat so i was thinking of naming it after her, but have just been calling her 'kitty' for the most part kek

>>25989352
Mrs kitten

>>25986625
>>25986625
>>25986625
NEW

>aircoomada starting to look like it might fly again

>>25989037
fantastic thanks

>>25989352
coomie

>>25989331
dems are going to reign eternal now, aren't they? just watch biden give amnesty to all illegals in the first 100 days. it's unironically over, the jews won.

>>25989352
name her baggie

>>25989387
based

>>25989412
Don’t forget adding 15 new Supreme Court justices

>Missed the squeeze
>Time the top with puts when the short float goes down

having a cash only account is brutal right now I'm missing out on obvious megapumps due to waiting for funds to settle

>>25989352
Ryan Cohen

>>25989412
good. jews pump stocks.

>>25989352
Name it margin call

>>25989337
Thank God for tax free savings accounts

>missed the first tsla moon
>missed the big covid short
>missed the v shaped recovery
>missed the second tsla moon
>missed the gme moon

>>25989248
naw shes dead in the water for the base

>>25989337
So, does that mean if I make 20k a year from my job and 30k from taxes I'll be taxed at 50k at the end of year?

>>25988509
>>25988509
Isn't the point that they're trying to replace cobalt with manganese? That's how I understood it. Where is the graphic from and when was it made? Look, I'm not trying to be ignorant and I'm open to hear more arguments.
Also the Tesla connection is real isn't it?
Do you have any sources to back your statements other than this graphic? Will the EV market not be enormous? And there are more "Powerwalls" going to be built rather soon? If they will be able to replace cobalt with manganese won't this also considering the graphic lead to a much higher demand of "ethically produced" manganese?
Right now I'm just not sure how much supply there is and how far they are with the development of those cobalt free batteries in question but there must be sources on that out there

>>25989381
>>25989411
>>25989429
>>25989482
>>25989503
kek, i can't choose

NEW

>>25989556
>>25989556
>>25989556
>>25989556
>>25989556

>>25989331
>thinking literally anything ever changes
Both parties are going to go mask off neoliberal Uniparty now that Trump is unpersoned. Democrats will continue to struggle to hold their big tent together and need a "common enemy" to run against. You'll see corporations donating millions to both "sides", just as they always have. Harris vs Cheney 2024, and it literally doesn't matter who wins.

You're trying to be cynical, but failing because you aren't cynical enough.

baked
>>25989570
>>25989570
>>25989570

>>25989529
No we have a marginal tax rate you fucker. I’ve posted about this so many times
Please google marginal tax rate

>>25989482
It’s HIS fucking cat? That’s why you clowns have been doing this?
Where’d it originate?

>>25989520
your list only shows that opportunities are everywhere.

>>25989565
if you name your kitten "coom" and post pictures she can be the new thread mascot

>>25987880
Mortgage industry could implode

>>25989579
>>25989585

Can GME sell their own stocks to take advantage of this crazy price increase?

>>25989460
it's nice to think about but the IV makes it a shitty play
you'll come out with a measly profit that's disproportionate with the amount of risk you're taking

>>25989579
rip me

>>25989597
That seems to be for long term, what about short term gains?

>>25989637
You drive a hard bargain.

>>25989654
yeah they have 100 million worth of ATM stock offering they can use which everyone already forgot about apparently

in hindsight, it was probably discussed between Cohen and Sherman all along

>>25986690
100% in on my main account with 4000 shares, my degenerate TDA Cyrpto mining account is doing better though

>>25989529
yeah you'll owe about $6k in total

>>25989654
Yes, they have $140M in buybacks or $100M in an at the money shelf offering, both authorized for whenever they want

>>25989124
>>25989140
>>25989142
>>25989196
>>25989253
Holy shit, thanks for the quick replies, I was actually fully expecting to get shat on big time, rightfully so I guess but cheers for being straight forward and helpful.

I've seen people mention the sticky and whatnot, I'll give it a good read through. Though I'm still rather uncertain whether there's a particular site to sign up/register to or an app to use etc. Again, very newbie I know. A few people had recommended a Robinhood app to look at.

Anyways, thanks for the replies, I'll try to get to grips with OP's post.

Test

>>25989653
I spent too much time looking in my folder for an image :^(

>>25989749
Two weeks ago we'd have told you to put everything in Gamestop but that train has now left the station

>>25989720
That makes sense. Thanks.

>>25989749
Read OP first, then come back and ask specific questions