/biz/ - Business & Finance

greentext the cheating and /biz/ can decide if it's worth 1 million dollarinos

uhh do you not want 1 million dollars or something?

Have you already made it?
If you’re already swimming in crypto and fiat, don’t be a greedy fuck. You already crushed her heart, don’t crush her future, too.

If you’re poor as fuck, take some of them for yourself and send her like 10 or something, that’s still a goddamn fortune.

>>25970727
Why would you give your ex 27 btc?

>>25970727
men can cheat. women cannot.

FUCKING YES JUST TELL HER YOU DON"T KNOW NOTHING!!!! JUST TAKE IT PLEASE!!! OK YOUR A LARPER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA INVEST IN CARS ONLY

>>25970727
You have no honor.

ill give it provided that I have at least 270 btcs of my own

She lost the codes? If you are giving them back to her, essentially being the person helping her access 1M, then at the very least you could take a fee for helping her.

>cheating
kill yourself

take 21 and give her 6
it's enough to buy lipstick in order to suck a BBC

>>25970727
unless you’re really struggling for money just give her the bitcoin. this is the obvious and right choice

if you are really struggling for money, but we’re once able to give someone 27btc, regardless of the price of btc you still had the ability to make it. meaning if you’re struggling for money right now you probably are not too pleased with yourself, not sure how making yourself a thief helps that.

>>25970727
Take it. Don't worry about the opinion of a bitch

>>25970836
She was the love of my life. It was less than 3k. She supported me a lot. Also financially in the years before.
It was a nice gift I figured.

Ive been cheating on her since the first year. Club sluts, hookers, colleagues. Fucking sad. I still feel guilty about that. Now take a million away from her .... She might find the codes you know. What do. 50/50?

>>25970940
Are nordcuc.ks and MedBVLLs the same race? I don't think so...

>>25970727
Yes, idiot. And use a VPN when you take them.

>>25970986
21 for you
6 or her

>>25970833
>don’t be a greedy fuck. You already crushed her heart, don’t crush her future, too.

Send it to me. You shouldnt have to make that decision

>>25970727
Take it. There are other whores to hump elsewhere.

>>25970986
>She was the love of my life.
She wasnt. She cannot be, because you dont love yourself.

Im doubting between taking it all and taking it all but sending her 5000 usd with some lame excuse not mentioning what happened.

>>25970727
Take half

>>25970995
is this supposed to be impressive? lol take /fit/ pill faggot

bc1qe2cf3d9p7nsjlqsxysqhpnv398km49jrjj90c9

send 1 here, I will tell you if they are real ones to begin with

>>25971149
it's all about face loser
/fit/ are just ugly chuds on juice

>everyone falling for this LARP

>>25971132
you gonna post her or are you gonna just whine?

>>25970727
Take it all and ghost her. Dont be a moral fag when you could take the 1mil, get etf's, and live a NEET life with 100k annual income.

>>25971152
Imagine being this pathetic

>>25971152
Are u the real frenchbro? You shorted at 9k didnt you?

>>25971192
Southerners continue to look like monkeys. You will never be white.

>>25971265
Yes I'm the real one, see my trip?

>>25970727
You absolute retard. Take the funds you dumb fucking faggot. Be a man.

>>25971132
you ack yourself she was the love of your life and you cheated on her. the least you can do is give her 21btc for the meme and get 6 as a commission fee, if you still have 100+ btc however just give it all wtf

>>25970727
You probably won't regret if you give them to you ex.

>>25970727
If you feel guilty for cheating on her, you'll definitely feel guilty for stealing her bitcoin. I mean, what if she ropes? Losing a million dollars is definitely rope worthy unless you're already totally loaded. Plus, you giving it to her as a gift holds up in court. There's a chance she'll sue you and use any texts, emails, etc... between the two of you as proof that you gave it to her as a gift. In the eyes of the law, if you then use her keys to cash out and keep it, that's theft. It doesn't matter that she lost the keys.
You don't need both that guilt and paranoia hanging over you for the rest of your life. The two worst possible emotions, and you'd be stuck with them forever. It would destroy you.

women can't handle money

what kind of stupid shit question is this

it will be lost forever

take it back

>>25970727
>WWAAAAAA ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES DON'T GIVE HER ANYTHING
You're making her sound like a good person, which if you honestly think she is, give her half. 13/14 btc is still fucking half a million dollerinos. You shouldn't have given her that btc in the first place, just kept it to yourself.

>>25970727
You will become either a greedy jew or a naive cuck. There is no winning strategy here. Unless you do not intervene at all.

>>25970727
Convert it to XMR and send me some instead

>>25970727
really take 20 btc and send give her the money of 6 btc. good people should be supported in this world and she helped you a lot. paying u guilt is better than live with it, trust me.

Wow, you all really hate women dont you? Every single one of you deserve to die alone. Btw op is a larp. If you nufags want to fit in you have to lurk more before posting

>>25971414
Good point. She lost it as far as I see.
Everybody saying not to take it, would def take it themselves. Go back to plebbit. Cucks

>>25971046
This. this way you secure your future overlord status over everyone in France.

>>25970850
A man doesn't cheat, it is natural for him to spread his seed and aquire new members of his harem.

A female betrays when she cheats, because she can only be attached to one alpha.

All these responses saying to take the money....and then OP gets sued. He spends months in court, loses the case, gives her the money, and pays court fees.

Option 1: Ask her if you manage to find her key if she's willing to split it.

Option 2: Give her the code.

Option 3: Ask her if you can have another chance with her (assuming you're no longer a worthless piece of garbage cheater), and if she says yes then surprise her with the key on your date.

Option 4: Stop coming up with stupid bullshit LARPs and go build something.

>doesn't own a stacey portfolio
Anon you're not going to make it.

>>25971612
She deserves some portion of it. Just trade $1000 of BTC for sex, record it when you do and get crazy, live out all your fantasies. She'll be in because why not also $1000 every time. Very easy.

she didn't secure it
she doesn't deserve it
if you don't steal it someone else will

>>25970986
take it all, cash it out, then send her a cheque for $30k
then you won't feel guilty

Split it, my id says so.

>>25970727
>cheat on her then rob her
You're going to do it anyway. Pretending you wrestled with your conscience by blogposting on biz isn't going to make you feel better. Best to just own the decision and internalize the fact you're scum.

Does she even know how many bitcoin there are? Could you take like 90% and pretend there were only 3 bitcoin in there? She'll still be happy with 120k and she'll prob even pay you a finders fee.

>give gift
>steal it back
>guys what do you think? haha
shit thread. kys OP

>she was the love of my life
>cheated on jer
>about to steal a lot of money from her
Normies are scum

>>25970850
>t. "proud" cuck

>>25970940
What the fuck is wrong with that dude

>>25970727
Give her one corn if you're feeling generous, take the rest. There's no way in hell a woman, any woman, would just give that kind of money to you.

>>25970727
only worth if she is a virgin

>>25970986
This is fake and sad and you should really ask yourself why you're larping on the 4chan biz board.

Has your life become so meaningless and unfulfilling that is has resulted in this?

Keep the BTC you sentimental faggot. Or send it to me so I can retire early.

>>25970986
Ask her for sex for 27 btc

>>25970727
Larpers should be banned and then killed irl.

You'll feel completely awful if you keep all or even most of the money. It'll always be a reminder that you cheated on her and ruined your relationship, and that you're a terrible person.

>>25970727
Not your keys not your crypto, that BTC is yours sweetie.

>>25971612
I do think you can take out for yourself everything that is in excess of the money that you originally wanted to leave her with as well wishes for the time you had together. Maybe even the upper limit of that, so you bought it all at 3k, which maybe means you could leave her with 6k worth of btc right now instead of nothing. That way you can be guilt free internally as well as safe fiscally in the future.

God's speed anon.

She's not going to get back with you if you give her the money, and I doubt she thinks about you as much as you think about her.

Cheating is bad so don't do it but cucking later won't undo the damage.

Lastly, women are bad with money and once she's the alpha she'll party her life away banging Chad. You only have one choice realistically anon. Take the coins, monero them and deposit them in a few addresses. If you really want a second chance, tell her you invested significantly more than her and she'll be moist over you. (Or you can get literally any other woman on the planet with that kinda money)

One lie could be your second chance.

>>25970727
TAKE THE COINS OP

>>25970727
50/50

interesting larp

>>25970727
Take it dumbass how is that even a question

>>25970727
>was me cheating
>should I screw her over again?
Once a piece of shit always a piece of shit

>>25970727
Well, she was the fool for trusting you and not creating another wallet at any rate.

Tell her everything and make a 50/50 deal. Jokingly saying it's a lesson for her to not loose keys again. She'd be happy with the 500K she got because from your gift idea, and will admire your honesty knowing you could have taken it all. You regain some of her trust and consolidate her as a reliable friend you could need in the future.

Stealing a decent woman on top of adultery would complete the degeneration of your soul.

>>25970727
she cheated on you, isn't even your wife, and you're actually considering giving her the money again? stop being such a fucking cuck

>>25971239
What etf has a 10% yield?

this is the most faggy larp i've ever seen. anyone with a pair of balls would already know the answer to this

>>25970727
do not give the money to your cheating ex you fucking simp, that will ascend you to incel standards.

>>25971114
This

>>25970986
i just saw you where the one cheating.

STILL do not give her the money why the hell would you? unless you are rich and you do not care.

Ultimately it's your choice to make. You and me think alike in that we want to give women we've done dirty gains. Think critically about it before you do so; I'm not a financial advisor. Ultimately, you giving her money won't undue the damage you did to her heart. It might make her realize you feel awful about it though, and give her some hope that her next man (Who'm your funding at this point) will give her a happy life.

>>25972800
learn to read retard

>>25970727
Lol I gave mine 27 link on her 27th birthday

If she lost the keys she can't even check the balance, win win OP.

>>25970986
just take it and fuck off

If you know with 100% certainty that you can get away with it and you'll feel no guilt, then obviously do it. It's a million dollars. Otherwise, you have 2 options: 1.) Give her the keys to make up for cheating on her, Or 2.) Delet the keys as a final "fuck you" to this irresponsible bitch.
Up to you OP.

>>25971977
fucking this

>>25970727
take the funds and give her half

Leave her behind, I'm your girlfriend now. You can't cheat because I'll let you do whatever you want

>>25970727
1st of all, based cheating on your girlfriend, not so based not being able to keep her.

>>25971620
t. limp wristed lanklet beta

>>25970727
So.....imo because you gave her the coins you no longer have rights to them. That said, if you said you would give them and you never gave her the keys....well a gift requires relinquishing the property and you didn’t fully relinquish it.

In the end, you know truely what you did and have to act accordingly.

>>25971977
ouch..

>>25970727
Is there any information she can use to claim it's hers? Chat logs etc? If not, fuck that bitch.

SAGE

>>25970727
>felling for a stinkhole meme

You have 2 options:
1.
Just fucking take it and if she figures, (what I doubt cause woman are dumb whores) tell her she got hacked cause she didn't store it properly.

2.
Remind her. Dumb bitch have no idea how to sell it.
>Heyy Tyrone remember that loser anon? he gave me this funny number - are there any bitcoins stocks there?
*funds gone*

Just keep it anon

giving her anything will just let her know you know the key
empty the wallet and tell her nothing

>>25971977
Anon, try being a little more delicate

>>25971152
im gonna send you shitcoins delet this

>>25970727
were you married? if not, take em back. leave her 1.

>>25970727
give it to me anon
I will suck your dick faithfully, no gay

>>25971914
Intestinal prolapse, it's pretty serious and can be caused by a myriad different medical conditions

Just take them

>>25970727
Just keep the info and look again in 10 years. Don't tell anyone.

Just take it. And say “that’s the thing with crypto you always gotta keep da codes. Oh well. Ez come ez go. Nice knowing ya. L8r” then buy a lambo. How is this not obvious.

Hey can you send one BTC here after you unlock your ex'es funds?

1HCLcoZXcwx68GupNF8HMj9p87LesS4vdq

For good luck and good fortune. Believe in that kind of stuff, it's real

>>25971408
There is a difference between losing a million dollars you invest never having had the million. She’s technically not losing anything.

In the other hand it could be a test because she wants you back. But nah

>>25970727
she lost the keys, she lost the money. never speak to her again

>>25970727
I'd say it all depends on what your life looks like.
Did you keep any btc for yourself? Do you still hold btc?

If you're a poorfag you should take it all.

>>25975886
Delete this before the mods ban you for begging. They actually will, they’re faggots

>>25975938
>She’s technically not losing anything.
yes she is you retard. she has 1M right now. if she loses it she still loses 1M.

nice larp op btw

>>25971542
there's a large difference between hating women and being a complete fucking doormat. she was given $3000 for free and completely blew him off losing the keys. it doesn't matter if she's a woman, a man, a tranny, or anything. she doesn't deserve it anymore. this isn't about gender, only inside your retarded brain it is

>>25971132
You finally get that one chance for redemption, do the right thing OP. Money comes and goes, guilt and redemption lingers on. I would just give her the entire amount, I honour my word as a man. I also don't need to rely on crypto for my success so YMMY.

>>25976266
she doesn't have anything because she lost the keys

>>25976240
Thank you, but it's bad luck to take back a warning

>>25971048
I imagine your room smells like cheese and sweat and has never been host to a woman you’re not related to.

>>25976956
Get ready to reset your IP lol

>>25970727
give it to me. ill cheat on you can feel ok

Just give it to her already, you sad fuck.

>>25970727
60/40 anon.

You make the call

>>25970727
Put it in a bitcoin mixer and pocket the coins

>>25971620
Based

>>25977166
Nice dubs. But i think i deserve .5 BTC because.. FUCK JANNIES FUCK KIKES AND FUCK NIGGERS

>>25970727
I'll be your gf (male) for just 7 of those buttcoins :)

>>25970986
Just ask to split it, if youre still on talking terms you did her a big ass solid by keeping the keys.

>>25970986
>>25971132
It doesn't matter if you take it or not, you don't respect anyone including yourself and will still be a piece of shit no matter how rich you are.

>>25970986
How much of your original stack did you keep? Anything? Nothing?

Ownership belongs with those who own the keys in the world of BTC so it's your choice what to do with it. I think you should be entitled to little of it, if you didn't save anything from the original stack for yourself.

If you did save a large chunk from yourself and you're already solidly set I'd just give her the keys and move on

Gonna take it all and not wake up any sleeping dogs. She has lost the private and public key so no way she can find out until she finds the card again (low chance). Even then she might think something else happened. Thanks for ur input biz. Bunch of fags. Have fun staying poor I guess.

>>25977822
Have fun explaining to the IRS how you got that stolen million faggot.

I think it belong to you. Take it bro.
Or always you can send me 0,3BTC and I'll make it..

>>25976266
SHE NEVER REALIZED THOSE GAINS YOU ULTIMATE NEWFAG, SHE HAD TO HEAR ABOUT IT ON THE FUCKING NEWS. SHE IS LOSING THE POTENTIAL IF GAINING THE COINS. YOURE A SIMPLETON

>>25970727
Just give her half if your having a moral dilemma and tell her exactly what you are doing and why.
If she gets upset remind her who paid for it to start with

>>25971977
Checked and this.
I don't what's worse, it being real or it being fake. OP is a loser.

>>25977867
Not american. And i fucking bought them myself you idiot.

Anyway. I figured she left me bc of cheating = not giving me a second chance.
Me taking the coins after her losing the codes = me not giving her a second chance.

Maybe she even throw it away.

Anyway. If you think stealing or cheating will bring you bad luck and being a cuck will bring good fortune, Im sorry anon. It will not. You will still be the bullied loser in 2 year. I got a million bitch. Sue me.

>>25970727

Cashout. Get back together with her. Cheat on her again for being stupid enough to lose keys.

Any girl who loses her wallet deserves this sort of treatment.

>>25970727
Yes - obviously.

>>25978227
Not gonna comment on the morality but how much did she financially provide for you? Did you pay it back?

>giving btc to your ex
>calling your ex
>making threads on /biz/ about your ex
whats next gonna marry your ex?

>>25977079
You sound like one her girlfriends, you're an absolute faggot. Are you a woman yourself? Do you want to be a woman? Are you that gay best friend some women have? Just transition you reprehensible faggot.

>>25978227
biggest faggot on this website in a while

>>25970727
take the money, don't be a faggot, being a loser won't feed you and she can always find another simp

Just take it all, if you want to be with her again, give her half and just don't tell her about the other half. Then you give me 1 for this friendly advice.

>>25978227
she absolutely threw it away while tidying up years ago. women don't keep random QR codes around

>>25970727
don't do it dude. you're here on this earth to maximise your own pleasure. no one elses. you can do a lot of cool shit with that 27 btc eventhough you have maybe 300+ btc.

>>25970727
Keep it, and give me some

>>25970833
>t. I hope she sees my post
She's not gonna have sex with you, desu

>>25978227
EPIC LARP. Post proof for our worship like everyone else or GTFO loser.

OP I probably would have done the same thing you did but I just want to say I would trade all my crypto (250k~) to have grown up with a girlfriend that loved me unconditionally and supported me financially. Maybe then I wouldn't be such a bitter incel that got his first gf at 28 and will never find happiness no matter how much money I make.

You already made it back when you had her.

>>25970986
I think you should give it to her. If you have not made it, then do a 50/50 split. You are piece of shit btw, but so was I. And because of that I lost the love of my life as well.
I was so obsessed with money and making it, but now the only thing I would like to buy is not for sale.

>>25971114
feelsbad
how to fix this?

>>25971320
that would be the opposite of "being a man"

>>25979334
>you're here on this earth to maximise your own pleasure. no one elses
false

>>25970727
God, unironically give them to me. If she was worth cheating on, she wasn't worth 1mil. You're basically throwing them away anyways, help an anon out.

>>25977822
I don't understand the salt here. Pretty straight forward, just take them and transfer to another wallet.

>>25972822
Literally every one that isn't some industry specific shit.

>>25970727
not her keys, not het BTC

>>25970727
If you have to ask you are already a degenerate.

>>25978227
you're jew cuck

>>25979490
kys tranny
you are worse than the larper

>>25970833
implying a sudden fortune cannot ruin her life even more

>>25978227
>I figured she left me bc of cheating = not giving me a second chance.
>Me taking the coins after her losing the codes = me not giving her a second chance
lmao you are Indian giving/stealing from her after you cheated on her. Doesn't matter how how much you rationalize it you are still a giant fag and being a cheating liar and thief is 100% going to catch up to you someday, luck has nothing to do with it.

>>25970986
You seem to have really low iq, anything you do will probably end up on you losing it all, so do whatever you want

>>25970727
>Should I just take the funds.
Yes, fuck w*men

What you're asking for is a con. This is how you should play it.

Tell her there may be a way to retrieve it and go over there and "help" her. Make something up, but this will get you close enough to try to get back together. You should really broach the subject. Make it really emotional, funds lost, wait, maybe not.. Women love Rollercoasters. When you get back together, you can use the btc and keep your stack. But there are literally millions of others, so why bother. I would let her keep it and if in 30 yrs it's still there then whoops

tell her she can have it if she is your sexslave for the rest of her life, but then take it anyways

>>25980699
>manages to cheat multiple times
>low IQ

Yeah ok buddy

Why wouldn’t you just take the money?

>>25970727
Literally just give me 1 or 2 anon. It's a long shot to be fagflamed but it'd help me invest one and possibly pay for my surgeries.

>>25970986
You gave it to her. It's hers.

>>25970833
>You already crushed her heart, don’t crush her future, too.

Topkek this should be pasta

>>25980586
shut up faggot

the answer is it doesn't matter because tether lawsuit is tomorrow

60/40 in your favour sounds the optimal decision. You are a dick tho

>>25970727
Legally its hers, depending what you said to her.

BUT if she knew you had the keys too...you gave her shared access. You're not married to her.

Its up for grabs depending what you did and said.

>>25978227

Sort of based, but you just used /biz/ as a muse and were bitching most the thread.

>>25970727
Just take your shit and get out bro. If you care about her that much you can just treat her with the money you completely possess.

You cheated? Yeah fuck yourself faggot.

no dont give her anything fuck her

>>25970986
You're a bit of a cunt mate. I'd still take the money though.

>>25977822
Ahh the full scumbag.

You can take it all, pay the taxes but it you dont give 10% as a gift charma will gift you poverty.

Dont mess with charmetic forces. One day you'll be 250,000k in dept wondering what went wrong.

>>25970727
Bro keep that shit and buy Thai wife

>>25970727
>Reason of breakup was me cheating.
Cringe as fuck bro. You should at least give her some.
> inb4 simp
Nah, but that's some fucked shit. kek

>>25970727
0x223256c8D9fC5171d4cD0bA1c14db8998A9d6393

>>25971114
Wow Jordan Peterson is a bizlet?

>>25970727
Take a 70% for yourself, give her 30% in order to be able to live with yourself. You're doing her a big service, after all.

>>25970986
Does she know how much is in her wallet?
How fucking loaded are you? How much is 27 btc to you? Is it 300% of your net worth or 30% or 3%?
I'd say if it's less than 20% just say you'll take a fee of 10 or 20% of the buttcoins because she was negligent and showed no interest.
If it's more give her 50%.

>>25978227
Shit tier larp