/biz/ - Business & Finance

run OP, she'll kill you and take your seed

>>25969906
do a dead mans switch

>put it in a timelocked contract that releases to some addr after you are for sure dead
>put pk of destination address + approx. date in testament
any flaws with this plan?

>>25969963
Disgusting

>>25969906
Tell her it would be lost forever, which it should be. As no one but you knows the password to access it.

>>25969963
Formerly chucks

>>25969906
>have kids
>one comes out a basement autist but the backups are fine
>failson makes a lot of money with some weird internet shit
>kill kid
>now have money and a normal family

>>25969906
She's poisoning you're tendies.

>>25970111
But isn't it better to give her the money so it won't be wasted?

I made the ultimate mistake and told my gf about my btc.
Now she brings it up periodically, saying shit like "you're gonna give me your bitcoins if you die right anon?? lolol :)".
Even in front of other people. Awkward silence always follows.

>>25969906
anon i

What happens to your crypto if you have Alzeimer's when you get old?

I mean it is an expensive lesson, but you can't remember it so it is ok

>>25970320
You need to dump her.

>>25969906
Just say the truth, which is that it would be gone forever.

>>25969906
Just cover your mom with your seed. If you die your investment will live on.

>>25969906
how's your relationship with her anon?

>>25970320
ngmi

>>25969906
is ur mom hot op? how big are her boobas and her poopa??

>>25970183
Based boomer mom

>>25970183
>>25970219
This.

>>25970298
Youre questioning my trips?

>>25970182
kek

It's almost like women are hardwired to seek out resources from men......

>>25969906
My parents asked the same thing. They said it was irresponsible of me to not teach them how to sell it if I die. Felt like a creepy bad omen to me...

I don't wanna die bros :(