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First Indian ITT

was waiting for the DG because fucking jannies unlawfully IP range nuked me
feeling comfy af

are there any active onion BTC to XMR mixers?

>>25962043
Anon, what are you trying to accomplish? You do realize that selling your BTC for XMR instantly 'cleans' your funds correct?

g-guys how long do transactions take
I send some XMR from my bittrex wallet to my bitfinex wallet but its still not there

okay its on 4 confirmations so we're on a good path

>>25962213
twenty minutes.
it's possible the exchange may be withholding your transaction temporarily.
>>25962043
go to kycnot.me

scratch that it's here

>>25962290
based

>>25961879
Ahhh. Next month my jobless bucks will start rolling in, you know whats happening to that money

>>25962316
that was a test transaction though, now i moved the rest and the transaction isn't even on the tracker yet, this coin is a fucking scam

>>25961879
Aren't zk snark TX more secure? i.e. Zcash or KMD shielded address to shielded address transactions? XMR is vulnerable to time attack, if you move through a dex and go from or to any other coin

>>25962407
>this coin is a fucking scam
no youre just a brainlet

>>25962407
lol, it'll get there, take it easy.

>>25962465
zero knowledge proof requires trusted set ups.
saying they are "more secure" is a misnomer, as privacy has nuance. There is no perfectly private way of transacting. Monero is undoubtedly more secure than zcash because of its massive anon sets and its privacy be default.
The shitcoins you mention don't have privacy by default.
>XMR is vulnerable to time attack
so are the shitcoins you mention.
>if you move through a dex and go from or to any other coin
Monero wouldn't have a timing analysis vulnerability if it is swapped at a decentralized exchange. The problem only occurs if there is a centralized exchange and you are leaking metadata to the centralized exchange.

>>25962407
spotted the jew

>>25962497
>>25962554
>>25962601
it's okay im just pretending to be retarded

I'm an XMR chad

Friendly reminder Monero is doomed from the start. It will never become mainstream or go big because it’s too good at what it does. Big brother will not allow it to grow.

So what is the make it stack in 5 years? 100 enough?

>>25962679
nah, you need at least 500 imo

whats the chads opinion of the Tether finale tomorrow?
will the buttcorn collapse?

>>25962782
>500
Why would you need to be a billionaire?

>>25962809
>tether finale
nothing will happen tomorrow. Tether just have to present their papers, and apparently they have a lot of them
it will take months for the NYAG to go through them

>>25963334
you're probably right, unless something leaks to public
either way this shit stinks. Some tether collateral is bitcoin itself kek

>>25962809
I think we will dump and I will buy more cheapies :).

>>25963657
bring it

>>25961879
I used to like Monero but with recent news that feds are able to trace transactions I lost confidence. I sold my XMR stack for a scam called SAFEX that is literary an identical clone of Monero but with a huge possibility that will do 100x because its economics created by SAFEX Chief Economist Ivana Todorovic is based on a Polish MLM system that never fails.

>>25961879

It really seems that we are heading towards a cashless society, and if we do, am I right that Monero (and maybe any other privacy coins) are going to be the literally the only way to conduct a financial transaction? For this reason I'm thinking that this coin has got a genuinely useful use case, especially in the long run as our privacy is being eroded. I'm really considering buying and holding for the long term bros....

One thing that I'm not sure about is what is going to happen when Monero is inevitably banned - I'm thinking the value will go up right because it will be far harder to get your hands on, anyone wanting to buy drugs on the dark net or have any other private transaction is going to have to literally bargain with the holders to get their hands on this stuff, is that right?

>>25964145
bitcoin was also gonna get banned, how did that pan out?
start dollar cost averaging anon, and never look back

>>25961879
Can someone give me quick update on Atomic Swaps ?

>>25963657
i love monero dumps desu, comfy

>>25961879
The fact there is a monero thread every single fucking day, screams honeypot

>>25962782
>nah, you need at least 500 imo

Monero is projected to eventually reach current BTC value if not more, so even just 50 XMR in the long run should be enough.

>>25964269
>Can someone give me quick update on Atomic Swaps

There is now a second team working on deveping the front end tech.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/kwbzrh/xmrbtc_on_stagenet_update_by_comit/

>>25962407
stfu glowie
>>25962601
kek'd
>>25962679
an unknown amount

>>25964145
>One thing that I'm not sure about is what is going to happen when Monero is inevitably banned - I'm thinking the value will go up right because it will be far harder to get your hands on, anyone wanting to buy drugs on the dark net or have any other private transaction is going to have to literally bargain with the holders to get their hands on this stuff, is that right?

Scarcity = higher prices. Monero will eventually be the only means of payment on the darknet black markets so demand will be consistent and rise as more people turn to buying drugs online.

In fact, XMR dealers selling Monero for cash on street corners would likely become a thing.

>>25964868
>XMR dealers selling Monero for cash on street corners would likely become a thing
hey kid, wanna buy some monegros?

Mornin' chads! Can we have a tether crash? Or another delisting?
t.Trying to acoomul8

Hey, what the fuck is up with those two wix in the last two hours? Should have had a limit order in...

>>25965205
I would nut if Monero got below $100 again.

>>25965619
Me and some of my family members would be completely destroyed financially, please don't hope for that

>>25961879
The only crypto I have is 100$ in bitcoin that I have since 2013 and just found back, should I convert it to XMR now ? Is it the good time ?

>>25965906
Sure, why not. But 100$ is lunch money. 10% of it will be gome if you make a single bitcoin transaction just because of the fees

>>25962633
I just can’t wait for the normies to lose their shit when they send their dealer $40 for an eighth and see $130 vanish from their account temporarily.

Spooked me the first time until I realized wtf was going on.

>>25965982
That sucks, also I saw xmr/monero isn't on Coinbase.. So I basically have to transfert my bitcoin to binance or kraken or something then convert

>>25962387
>that pic
kek

>>25966180
To get it into my wallet I use kraken, wallet itself is CakeWallet, and on the rare occasion I need to get some out I use the exchange in CakeWallet to convert it to Litecoin and send that to wherever

>>25966180
Yes but try to avoid Coinbase as much as possible. Here’s some good routes that still keep you hidden from the Jew:

Metamask -> ETH purchase -> Send to KuCoin -> do monero transaction.

Exodus Wallet -> Purcahse BTC directly -> send to KuCoin -> do monero transaction

Monero chad i request your help...
I am retard who never had crypto, gel me through this journey.
Tonight i will make a wallet, should i buy in localmonero? Any guide ?

>>25966513
Exodus wallet is the most friendly and very sleek. First wallet I recommend to people. Avoid Coinbase as much as possible if you’re a burger.

I posted this. >>25966471
If you don’t have a metamask, it’s basically a browser extension wallet. You sign up and create a wallet, pretty straight forward and then you’re able to purchase ETH directly. Kucoin has always been my go to and has never given me problems. Don’t trust exchanges though, transfer to personal wallet as soon as possible.

>>25966471
You can buy btc through exodus wallet ?

150 dollars stablecoin, fuck my life

>>25966771
Absolutely. $1 fee. Cheapest hodl route for bitcoin.
Transferring your bitcoin to an exchange or another wallet is a different story. The network fees are, in my opinion, pricey.

I do wish there was a wallet where we can purchase LTC directly and have a XMR/LTC trading pair like in Kucoin. Fees would be less than half a percent.

>>25966811
slow and steady
dark market being taken down is great news, now every market uses monero as standard

>>25966471
What if I don't care to be hidden and just want to invest in XMR ? i don't plan to use it to buy anything

>>25966695
Thanks king, you ll make It.
Any other advice?

>>25966811
>top 10 coins pumping
>+1.5%

I know I’m the smartest in the room in regards to use case and future prospects but FUCK if it doesn’t hurt in the short term to know that I could be up a grand right now if I just held that BTC instead of buying more XMR with it.

>>25967064
Kraken

>>25967143
same here

>>25967064
I think kraken has a XMR/USD pair but you have to sign up and KYC. I mean if you’re comfortable giving a crypto exchange all your personal information including SSN and place of residence go for it. Just know no exchange is too big to fail, I predict most exchanges will be hacked at least once including large ones like Gemini, Coinbase or Kraken. It’s only a matter of time. Never trust exchanges or do, at the end of the day it’s your decision.

>>25967143
Stop looking at the price. Go out, live and enjoy your currently average life knowing that the inevitabilty of black markets, tax evasion and money laundering means you already hold a winning lottery ticket.

>>25966513
I would use Kraken. They have numerous ways of acquiring Monero, and then once you send off of an exchange your Monero can't be traced.
For wallets, we like to recommend the GUI as it is the most up to date wallet and it is produced by the Monero team. Wallet set up is pretty straightforward, and if you have questions you can ask us in the general and we can help you out.
For a general investment tip, I would recommend DCAing so you avoid the volatility of crypto.
>>25967143
>>25967186
Monero has performed extremely well over the past year.
If you want to go chase pumps by all means, go ahead.
But this type of doomer posting is cringe.

>>25968070
Thx monegro chad! I keep hearing differenti opinion on Kraken, are the fees that High?

>>25968562
nah, thery're fine
i highly doubt its cheaper to buy another crypto and then swap it, then you got fees twice

>>25968562
Some people don't like Kraken because it is a centralized kyc exchange. These anons don't want the exchange to have their information and data that, at a certain point of time, they purchased Monero.
For me personally, I don't really care if that information is known. So Kraken is a very convenient exchange because I can pretty easily purchase Monero and send it directly to my personal wallet.
The fees are quite low.

>>25961879
Why don't mods ban these scam coin threads?

I have an [unknown amount] of XMR, but I would like 5X that amount. Please Tether, just collapse so we restart the game at $50 XMR.

Heard one of the big up and coming DeFI projects is going to have wrapped Monero in one of their new liquidity yield pools where you’ll be able to earn insane APY on. Announcement should be coming this week.

This isn’t a random DeFI project either, one of the biggest up and comers in the entire sector, backed by some incredibly influential figures.

Bullish for XMR lads

Guys 2 questions
What is the satoshi of monero? The indivisible unit?
Is it the same fraction as a bitcoin? Or is monero more/less divisible?

>>25968985
It's a piconero.
Monero is just as divisible as Bitcoin.

>>25968840
I think Im going to tether my uni i originally swinged from xmr. Hopefully this is the top and everything dips hard to buy back in to xmr. Even if its a nothing burger some retards are going to pull out.

>>25968985
Monero is more divisible. Smallest unit is a piconero 10^-12 0.000000000001. I think BTC only has 8 decimal places. Tacoshi was thrown around for a while but I think SI prefixes is better. Like with dollars we have cents.

https://web.getmonero.org/resources/moneropedia/denominations.html

>>25968830
what coins do you hold?

>>25968840
We aren't going to $50.
I think $100 is possible if the dump is really massive. And if that happens I am making a yuge buy.
Otherwise we will see another dump to $130, whereupon I will yet again DCA.

>>25969534
>this

>>25964868
>XMR dealers selling Monero for cash on street corners would likely become a thing.
haha yeah good one, that's absolutely not what i was planning to do.. no...

>everything pumping
>eth pumping harder than btc
>monero in red
be honest, do you get paid to keep this general up 24/7?

>>25969534
I wouldn't be surprised to see it moon

>>25970203
yup, once it shits the bed money has to flow somewhere
>>25970137
go back to reading graphs on tradingview smoothbrain

>>25970137
>Xmr general
>Xmr Chad's helping newbies out to understand mining, buying, swapping, wallet installation, and technical aspects
>these happen daily for a coin that is actually used as a currency
>"be honest, do you get paid to keep this general up 24/7?"

We're here because we want to be, we have been for a while and will continue to do so.

>go back to reading graphs on tradingview smoothbrain
>We're here because we want to be, we have been for a while and will continue to do so.

>>25970137
XMR isn't your average coin. Most of us don't day trade it for short term profits. None of us care about it dipping some or mooning some. If you're looking for quick profits, take it elsewhere.

>>25970681
neck yourself moonboy.

I have come to the conclusion that Monero is the only major cryptocurrency that trades exactly like a regular company stock does. Well, mostly, sometimes it pumps hard or dumps hard. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or not because low volatility is kinda normie friendly and all.

>>25971106
same, I plan to accumulate into xmr instead of btc

>>25971106
welcome to the club friend
stack them neros

have you monero bros looked into beam?

>>25971106
Yep. Bitcoin and Monero are the only two cryptos worth accumulating, with the latter having a major upside of claiming the privacy network effect.

>>25964636
yea, heard about that, thats good news

>>25970085
>>>25964868
>>XMR dealers selling Monero for cash on street corners would likely become a thing.

>haha yeah good one, that's absolutely not what i was planning to do.. no...

Its too obvious to not become a thing:

1. Normies will increasingly prefer the convenience and safety of buying drugs online

2. Monero will become the default and only means of payment on the DNM.

3. Plenty of normies will prefer foolproof simplicity over even minor "complexity" i.e. atomic swapping

4. "Dealing" XMR would be as easy as printing out paper wallets, folding em up and handing em out like crack vials.

This might be a little tricky if the price is still volatile, but if you created and sold the wallets on a daily basis it could work.

>How is Monero’s privacy different from other coins?

Monero uses three different privacy technologies: ring signatures, ring confidential transactions (ringCT), and stealth addresses. These hide the sender, amount, and receiver in the transaction, respectively. All transactions on the network are private by mandate; there is no way to accidentally send a transparent transaction. This feature is exclusive to Monero. You do not need to trust anyone else with your privacy.

>How is Monero different from Bitcoin?

Monero is not based on Bitcoin. It is based on the CryptoNote protocol. Bitcoin is a completely transparent system, where people can see exactly how much money is being sent from one user to another. Monero hides this information to protect user privacy in all transactions. It also has a dynamic block size and dynamic fees, an ASIC-resistant proof of work (RandomX), and a Tail Emission, among several other changes.


>What is fungibility, and why is it important?

Fungibility is a simple property of money such that there are no differences between two amounts of the same value. If two people exchanged a 10 and two 5’s, then no one would lose out. However, let’s suppose that everyone knows the 10 was previously used in a ransomware attack. Is the other person still going to make the trade? Probably not, even if the person with the 10 has no connection with the ransomware. This is a problem, since the receiver of money needs to constantly check the money they are receiving to not end up with tainted coins. Monero is fungible, which means people do not need to go through this effort.

>>25972889
>2. Monero will become the default and only means of payment on the DNM.
it already is as of darkmarket being shut down the other day
WHM is the largest and have completely removed bitcoin now

>>25974253
There is still a big marketshare to gain, however.
Most normies using the darknet still use Bitcoin. The growth in adoption is obvious however and the general consensus is a year from now 90% of dark net transactions will be in Monero, if not more.

Newfag to monero here, I live with my parents and they pay the bills. Would it be possible to mine Monero without them noticing? How is normal use compared to mining, i.e. 1 hour of mining would be how many hours of regular use?
Also, can you use the computer during the mining?

>>25974253
>it already is as of darkmarket being shut down the other day
>WHM is the largest and have completely removed bitcoin now

Its not yet the ONLY means of payment, BTC is still actively used by other smaller DNMs but yeah, the trend is towards eventually phasing BTC out entirely. WHM leading the way on this is very positive.

And if you lurk r/darknet you'll notice the daily threads asking about how to acquire Monero and use, the tide is definitely turning.

https://www.reddit.com/r/darknet/

>>25974631
r/darknet is stupid bullish, literally 75% of all posts are just people asking how to use XMR because they were holding out on using BTC until the markets stopped supporting it

>>25974631
>>25974780
Yeah the amount of adoption going on is insane. This is going to continue to snowball and increase the demand for Monero.
Long term organic growth. It’s a really beautiful thing.

>>25972889
pretty sensible prediction imo

>>25961879
Don't forget to upgrade your Monero to 0xMonero. Unlike Monero, 0xMonero can't be tracked, banned, blacklisted or delisted.

Upgrade your Monero to 0xMonero. Unlike XMR, 0xMR cannot be tracked, blacklisted, banned, or delisted.

>>25975676
>0.0000000002 0xMonero have been deposited to your account

>>25972889
>4. "Dealing" XMR would be as easy as printing out paper wallets, folding em up and handing em out like crack vials.

>>25975766
>Not just having them pay via PayPal/cashapp and do it from your living room instead of the street corner.

>>25974780
>r/darknet is stupid bullish, literally 75% of all posts are just people asking how to use XMR because they were holding out on using BTC until the markets stopped supporting it

Which is why atomic swaps can't come soon enough, the more acquisition friction normies have to deal with the less likely they are to bother. So this recent news of a second team working on the front-end is fucking excellent news, we might just end up with a fully working system and client by year's end.

>>25975949
But there is the risk of chargebacks

>>25975356
>Long term organic growth. It’s a really beautiful thing.

While the rest burn out after the hype music stops playing.

>>25975949
And you've also attached your fucking identitiy to each transaction and by extension each buyer

>>25975766
holy shittt the view key would be a qr code and the spendy key how can you be sure the dealer won't snatch your moneros before you can spend them?

Friendly reminder that thanks to Kraken you can buy XMR directly with a credit card now

>>25976457
don't
get Litecoin and get XMR on any non-KYC exchange listed in the general
otherwise what's the point of privacy

Should I sell few ETH for more XMR? I wonder how much ETH will rise from this point anymore, it seems to have momentum though

>>25975766
>>4. "Dealing" XMR would be as easy as printing out paper wallets, folding em up and handing em out like crack vials.

Yeah, you create and print out fixed-amount XMR wallets for $25, $50, $75 and $100 amounts.

Normie rolls up, sez "yo dawg, I need a fiddy" and he hands you $60, the extra $10 being the premium he pays for the convenience of buying direct.

Easiest $10 you ever made.

Normie goes home, regenerates wallet, sends funds directly to DNM and seamlessly orders some prime hash.

Everybody wins.

the push to 200 is looming, monegros getting a good whiff?

>>25976285
>how can you be sure the dealer won't snatch your moneros before you can spend them?

The same way you can be sure that any drug dealer that pushes sub-prime product will eventually be "removed" from the market.

Dealers covet return buyers, so an XMR dealer would be highly incentivized to NOT fuck you like that.

>>25976916
Just don't carry all your worth in one wallet. If you get held up don't have more than like 5k in there.

>>25976457
The reason this is allowed on Kraken is because Kraken is KYC and is reporting that you bought KNOWN amounts of XMR. So your identity is attached to the purchase. If you do anything with the funds directly from Kraken it can be traced. Kraken will also report that you withdrew X amount of XMR to key XYZ, and while this is where the audit trail stops, you've gotten more of a trail on you rather than if you were to buy LTC or something on Kraken, send it to another non-KYC exchange, and purchase your XMR there.

Bomp ze thread

>>25977074
>Just don't carry all your worth in one wallet. If you get held up don't have more than like 5k in there.

lol imagine turf wars being fought on the streets over who gets to sell Monero and where

>>25964404
Imagine having to come home and explain to your family that you get paid to fight against sound money and humanity's interests every day.

>>25976585
Hey LebAnon what the fuck is going on in your country?
I read today that they are closing down the supermarkets there.
It seems like there is never going to be an end to this tyranny, it only gets worse. I wish there would be more insane people around who don't know how to handle a gun in minecraft, if you know what I mean. This shit has to be stopped

>>25976585
It depends on the threat level though. Some people don’t care about kyc.

>>25978494
yeah but we're living in a 1984 reality in my opinion, and XMR is private by default hence why I suggested how you could evade it with minimal fees
do as you wish brother

Friendly reminder that Bitcoin's inherent infungibility has real-world consequences and that the US Department of the Treasury’s Office of Foreign Assets Control (OFAC) maintains a blacklist of tainted digital currency addresses.

>WASHINGTON — On Dec. 8, someone made a simultaneous transfer of 28.15 bitcoins — worth more than $500,000 at the time — to 22 different virtual wallets, most of them belonging to prominent right-wing organizations and personalities.

>Now cryptocurrency researchers believe they have identified who made the transfer, and suspect it was intended to bolster those far-right causes. U.S. law enforcement is investigating whether the donations were linked to the Jan. 6 assault on the U.S. Capitol.

https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-large-bitcoin-payments-to-rightwing-activists-a-month-before-capitol-riot-linked-to-foreign-account-181954668.html

>>25979272
"Should've Used Monero" is the next obvious crypto meme.

>>25979272
>>25979366
We need to shill “Should’ve used Monero” like we’re getting paid to, because we effectively are.

>>25979272
So bullish.
Right wing will be discovering monero all throughout 2021. Will be very comfy.

>>25979463
im not gonna spoonfeed retarded butts

>>25979695
Someone’s gotta do it

i made this private pepe

>>25979463
>We need to shill “Should’ve used Monero” like we’re getting paid to, because we effectively are.

Damn right.

>>25979815
just let natural selection do its work
>>25979868
private & comfy

>>25979272
I've been saying this and some faggot was like "durrrrr not supporting your alt-right cause"

>>25979926
which country uses those cuffs?
I been cuffed with these
t. yuropoor

>https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/01/new-jersey-government-seizes-165000-atilis-gyms-bank-account-100-gyms-assets-crime-remaining-open-video/

Government seized 165k from gym owner's bank for staying open during pandemic.
Situations like this make me want to convert some of my businesses holding to XMR. I hold [unknown] XMR personally but I wonder how feasible it would be to transfer business funds over as well.

>>25980034
They’re using these kind in the USA now, too.
At least as of 2018.

You get the idea.

File if anybody else wants to use.

>>25981050
This guy’s got the right idea. Proactivity!

>>25981167
Saved

>>25981167
stolen, thx

Is 1 Monero enought to make it ?

Here is an edit I did.

>>25981167
Based my good sir

>>25981343
probably not

>>25981357
Pic borrowed for an unknown amount of time.

>>25979695
this guy is going to get shaken out

>>25981357
Nice anon!

>>25979868
Cute!

Normally when I'm trading shitcoins I either shill or fud depending on my position, often flipping between the two in the same day. I can't bring myself to do that with Monero though, it's just too good. Even when I have a buy order I'm trying to get filled, I can only shill. This is despite the fact that stacking XMR is my end game and profits from all other trades end up in here. I should just be fudding non-stop.

Why am I so loyal to this coin?

>>25961879
holy shit, bought my first chunk of XMR recently, just that first transaction has me so hopeful for the future of this coin, paying a £0.01 fee on a £200 transaction that only took 3 minutes has absolutely blown my mind. this shit is absolutely going to have immeasurable utility in the future

I like where this is going boys

>>25981357
love saving things and not being sure whether it should go in the anime folder or the crypto folder

>>25982366
>Why am I so loyal to this coin?
It's a community.

>>25982366
>Why am I so loyal to this coin?
Probably because it’s the closest thing to satoshis vision. The past decade has seen an immense amount of digital surveillance and censorship.
It’s weird to think but Snowden was after Bitcoins release. A lot has changed since then.

>>25982394
There is something in the air, right? You can almost smell it.

>>25982366
>Why am I so loyal to this coin?

its the 4chan of crypto

>>25982380
It has utility today. It's probably the only coin today that's used very frequently for P2P transactions.

>>25982445
>>25982459
>>25982509
All solid takes.

Why is One bitcoin 39,000?
Why can't one monero be 100,000?

>>25982653
100% true, utility was probably a bad word, I mean it'll take off in future, even more than it already has.

>>25982804
Wait until new normies traders discover they have to pay tax.

>>25982804
find someone who will buy 1 monero from you for $100,000 and you have your wish

right lads, poorfag here
got 0.15 buttcorn and not feeling too confident about it, I bought too near the top and would rather not have to wait 3 years to see profit again when it inevitably crashes
should i just cash my gains now and stick it all in monero?
i like it’s stability and think it has potential to be a great investment long term
slow and steady gains rather than these huge pumps and huge dumps

Honestly I want to get into crypto but literally only this one. It looks to be an actual private currency that's adopted use for actual trade. I want the anonymity and don't care about le gains, simply have an untraceable asset. How do I go about doing this? I've never bought any coin before, idk what the exchanges are or do, how do I buy these and then keep them private and stored offline?

>>25962387
>government changes the stimulus laws
>"you get more money"
>over the past 3 weeks I haven't gotten any unemployment bux

Fuck this tinpot shithole, putting my money on king lead and canned beans.

If like to sell XMR for cash but what to do with the cash?

>>25983033
At the end of the day it will come down to you measuring the risks. We are in the xmr gen so of course we will tell you that moving into Monero is a good idea, so I would recommend doing your own research.
>>25983201
what do you mean private and stored offline? Do you mean cold storage? It'm a little confused because you say you want to buy Monero and use it but with that sentence it seems like you want your Monero in cold storage..

>>25981357
Cute!

>>25982366
based and checked

>>25978337
my dude sorry I just noticed the reply
https://apnews.com/article/financial-markets-beirut-lebanon-coronavirus-pandemic-economy-ffe14caae11c77d1afab8f168145f386
yeah it's shit
I do know what you mean and we're getting there
monero fixes this!

>>25983332
Buy XMR.

>>25982366
Because it's loyal to you anon.

>>25982394
>>25982464
truly
I read the replies on our humble thread and I feel around me the bright, the autists, the privacy conscious and the future minds of our generation
stay strong gents
feeling comfy as tits rn

>>25983201
Use localmonero to buy with cash if you're a turboautist regarding privacy. Otherwise, if you're not a shart-in-mart then just get a Binance account and buy from there. If you do in fact shart in marts someone else will be along to help you shortly. Perhaps try Kraken?

Unless you have hundreds of XMR just store them in Cake wallet. It's pretty secure (pass-protect it or even better, fingerprint). Then you can also use it ezpz for your minecraft purchases when necessary.

Welcome to the club fren.

How fun would it be to have a crypto only bar be? No cash. If you don't have any XMR one of the patrons could sell you some.

>>25981357
God i wish she just sat on me

>>25983912
Fingerprint is far less secure than password. Glowies love people that use fingerprint security.

>>25983770
I have XMR but I want to increase its use and sell some for cash.

>>25983912
>pass-protect it or even better, fingerprint
absolute state of bullrun tourists

Looks like things are taking a bit of a dive now get ready to buy in cheap.

>>25983915
we have this in Prague, its quite common actually here

>>25984018
my coinomi has PIN + print + pass
comfy desu

>>25983334
I do mean cold storage at least I think. Have no reason to use the currency at this time though I believe in the future it would be valuable to have a stack of some sort. But basically how do I even buy these things

>>25984206
that is based af

>>25984018
I'm willing to concede this but would like proofs

I think my project tonight will be 3D printing a Monero stamp.

>>25984295

Based.

>>25984149
been here forever fren, see
>>25984290

>>25961879
Ok guys, not into crypto at all, but just converted all I had, a few BTC, into 1 XMR. I wrote what my kraken account is in a book. I'm just gonna come back in 10 years to see if I a made a few bucks. Good luck

>>25985198
How do I become this based

>>25985198
>traded 3+BTC to ~$165
That is peak /biz/

>>25985304
I know nothing about biz, just had these BTC from clicking on ads on a 2013 site, i literally forgot i had bitcoin since this week

>>25985198
based burger bateman

>>25983781
do you have this in higher quality? beautiful.

can someone post the xmr offshore account image tryna shill xmr rn

>>25985581
>can someone post the xmr offshore account image tryna shill xmr rn

This one?

>>25985684
no the one with more of the article highlighting the switch to cryptocoin

also anons that post about what markets they like are u posting with tor>vpn/proxy or you arent scared of glowies?

>>25985710

This one?

>>25985710

Maybe this one?

>>25985761
no i think its from the same article as >>25985684
but actually shows more than just the headline and has some text that something like "90% of offshore holdings estimated to be switched to crypto highlighted" with a xmr memeball smiling next to that

>>25985838

Yeah, see above.

>>25985833
>>25985874
yes this one thank you monegro

>>25985684
>>25985761
>>25985833
>>25985874
based monegro

>>25985761
When was the Satis Group paper published? Any anons know? Is there a link? I'm having trouble finding this on the interwebz. Thanks in advance

>>25986067
2018

>>25986067
I swear I remember seeing it in 2017/18

https://news.yahoo.com/exclusive-large-bitcoin-payments-to-rightwing-activists-a-month-before-capitol-riot-linked-to-foreign-account-181954668.html

monero bullish af

>>25986112
>>25986129
OK. 2017/2018 matches the "current" prices in the table. I'm still looking for a link. I know the paper is real - I just want to read further in depth beyond the chart.

>>25986310
Found it! Nvm

https://research.bloomberg.com/pub/res/d37g1Q1hEhBkiRCu_ruMdMsbc0A

>>25986205

>>25986403
I checked the plebbit front page just to see if anyone posted about this, and sure enough someone did, and one of the first responses was about Monero. I hate plebbit with a passion, but it the best tool for seeing what the normies are doing. And sure enough, the normies are starting to talk about Monero.
It's slowly starting to happen lads. KEEP STACKING.

>>25986541
the dark net reddit has been weeks upon weeks of mongs asking how to buy monero

It just keeps getting better.

>>25986363
oh nice, thanks for sharing!

>>25986977
how do i profit from this?

>>25987659
buy monero before they all do

>>25986363
kek nice

Buy Zcash, Niggers!

>>25988124
>Buy Zcash, Niggers!

>>25987952
but i'm already balls deep

>>25988203
then you are going to make it

...B-

>>25984223
Requiring both is actually based. I didn't know you could do that.
>>25984290
It depends if you are going to comply anyways I guess. You can't forget the fingerprint to cakewallet. Cops do unconstitutional searches all the time.
httpss://news.bloomberglaw.com/privacy-and-data-security/forced-phone-fingerprint-unlock-is-constitutional-judge-says

>>25989034
i was comfy but now im the confiest

>>25989034

Honestly not expecting much institutional capital to roll into Monero for obvious reasons but shit, I'll take it!

>>25964230

It still will, fren. Once Tether blows its top and all the women and "rap enthusiasts" who are fomo'ing into this latest rally lose all their money, big brother (ze/zir) will have have to step in to save us from ourselves.

The real reason ofc is that king dollar hates competition and is especially vulnerable these days, plus our overlords need to trap capital where it can be siezed via taxation and inflation because they're fucking broke. Illicit activity is crypto's only use-case.

>>25989439
>Illicit activity is crypto's only use-case.

Bullish. Always bet on black money.

If there was a Monero hotdog stand I would spend a unknown amount.

I'm gonna buy some more
M O N E R O

>>25968830
pajeet...

Normies will keep repeating "FUCK YOU CHAINALYSIS" and not use the coin that actually fucks them over. We are so fucking early.

https://twitter.com/chainalysis/status/1349785259899027457

>>25989826
How many of em?