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>> No.25964072
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>>25964032
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.25964079

>>25964032
OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING! IT'S TOTALLY HAPPENING, WE ARE RETURNING TO NORMAL!!!!!! FINALLY YES YES YES HERE WE GOO 100K EOM!!!!!! ^___^

>> No.25964110

>>25964032
>tfw doesn't unwrap his presents

>> No.25964124

>>25964032
Uuh time to sell I guess

>> No.25964174

>>25964032
Uhhhhh

>> No.25964192

>>25964032
wtf is that marketcap lmao

>> No.25964197
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25964197

WTF IS GOING ON??????

>>25964174
>>25964124
>>25964110
>>25964110
>>25964079
>>25964072

>> No.25964213

>>25964192
$432,949,247,432,865,664

>> No.25964220

>>25964032
Just a CMC bug, or did someone actually find a bug in WBTC smart contract? If so RIP WBTC holders.

>> No.25964247

>LINK outta top 10
fuck that fat russian scammer

>> No.25964260

>>25964197
So wBTC was a scam all along?

>> No.25964279

Wbtc is a centralized shitcoin, the owners of the contract can mint more tokens at will. What happened here is that they probably created a shitload of wbtc out of thin air, which caused the circulating supply and thus the mcap to explode.

Reminder that 0xbitcoin is the only true bitcoin on ethereum.

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>>25964032
HOLY FUCK I thought this was a joke for a minute AAAHHHH

>> No.25964314

>>25964260
That's why I only use renBTC to wrap my BTC since that is kept secure with Chainlink Oracles.

>> No.25964316

someone on coinmarketcap misplaced the decimal point. nothing to worry about.

>> No.25964317

What the fuck even is “Wrapped Bitcoin “

>> No.25964325
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25964325

OH SHI-

>> No.25964342

>>25964197
ETH is a shit platform, what else

>> No.25964350

I am Craigh Write, the founder of wrapped bitcoin. AMA

>> No.25964374

>>25964317
You have to go back

>> No.25964380

https://etherscan.io/token/0x2260fac5e5542a773aa44fbcfedf7c193bc2c599
actual supply on-chain seems normal

>> No.25964389

>>25964325
What the fuck, this is not April 1st, someone wake me up!

>> No.25964392

>>25964325
based

>> No.25964396
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>>25964325
>>25964282


STAY COOL GUYS STAY CHILL, ITS OK ITS OK

TRY TO STAY ICE COLD GUYS

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>>25964032
BITFINEX JUST EXITSCAMMED

THEY EMPTIED THEIR WHOLE BTC WALLET HOLY FUCK, UNISWAP RUG

>> No.25964439

>>25964032
Wait until dHEDGE starts cooking. DHT is gonna be like the meth baby your mom always wanted but with an endless supply of top tier coke and AAA East Asians.

>> No.25964440
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>ahah fucking /biz/tards always trying to troll each other
>what a shitty thread, I'll just close it
>i might as well check cmc, just in for 1/1000000 chance anon isn't trolling
>pic related

>> No.25964450

Why BTC is still pumping?
This is not just some 50 billions of fake dollars, this is fucking 11 billions of fake BTCs!

>> No.25964451

It's just a fault with coinmarketcap. It's fine on coingecko etc.

>> No.25964482

Brainlet here. I have 700k in wrapped bitcoin. Did it just break? Do I have to sell?

>> No.25964487

>>25964450
Oh, sorry
>this is fucking 11 trillions of fake BTCs!

>> No.25964495
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OK GUYS OP HERE

LETS ALL STAY CALM

WE CAN NOT AFFORD A STATE OF PANIC
EVERYONE PLS TRY TO RELAX OK STAY ICE COLD

>> No.25964522

https://web.archive.org/web/20210114143328/https://coinmarketcap.com/

>> No.25964543

>>25964032
>it's real
I hope this """glitch""" doesn't cancel the bull run

>> No.25964576

>>25964032
bricks have been shit

>> No.25964577

>>25964482
If you had six brain cells you would have used the time it took to write this message to sell.

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>>25964032
>it's real

HUH???

>> No.25964655

>>25964543
Ok, this is the real black swan.

>> No.25964673

Kek i cashed all my eth tokens out.
This is a massive bug in the javascript kernel exposed by Jason Parser.

The kernels are literally printed right now topkek. Its over

>> No.25964677

>>25964314
But I can't put renBTC on AAVE

>> No.25964678

>>25964414
just in case anyone retarded is reading this - they didn't, and this picture isn't even the right year yet alone the right wallet

>> No.25964759

>>25964414
Thanks just sold everything.

>> No.25964778

I don't have twitter, anyone got any funny reactions?

>> No.25964789
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You bought at 1 BTC and sold at 5, right?

>> No.25964835

>>25964213
>$432,949,247,432,865,664
kek seems sensible

>> No.25964866

>>25964032

SELL

FOR THE LOVE OF CRYPTO

SELL NOW


MASSIVE CRASH GUYS

>> No.25964928

>>25964866
how will this affect BTC? sure it shows eth is a piece of shit but i'm not seeing how it reflects on btc

>> No.25964932

https://etherscan.io/token/0x2260fac5e5542a773aa44fbcfedf7c193bc2c599

it's ok

>> No.25964945

>>25964380
ETHERSCAN IS COMPROMISED LOOK ON TH GRAPH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25964967

>>25964032
Q predicted this

>> No.25964977
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>>25964032
WHAT THE FUCK DUD

>> No.25964983
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>>25964032
>2021
>still using coinmarketcap
ngmi

>> No.25965000
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Its over 9000!

>> No.25965071

>>25965000
kek tgey actually programmed this meme

>> No.25965079

Market is up 47985287.12%

>> No.25965134

So the Tether fud was just a smokescreen for the REAL scam, wBTC

>> No.25965200

What? Did I just wake up in 2025?

>> No.25965254

This kind of stupid shit is unironically bullish for Chainlink

>> No.25965285

>he didn't buy wrapped bitcoin

>> No.25965552

It's exactly 100,000,000x what it should be. Probably a CMC bug resulting in a moved decimal and not an issue with the ERC-20 contract.

>> No.25965574

>>25965254
>Bullish for chainlink
>ERC-20 shitcoin
You chainlinked yourself

>> No.25965665

>>25964414
nice try bobo

>> No.25965860

>>25964032
lmao literally just put my WBTC on Loopring yesterday.

>> No.25965879

>>25964314
>since that is kept secure with Chainlink Oracles
how do you know that in advance?

>> No.25965892

>>25965574
Any smart contract that relied solely on CMC to determine market cap ranking, market cap of wbtc etc would execute incorrectly in these circumstances. This shit is why you need to take data from multiple sources

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kek this shit can't be real

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>>25965953
bruhhhh lmfao

>> No.25966044

And that's why you use coingecko.

>> No.25966099

never seen BTC as #2 in CMC.

weird times

>> No.25966132

>>25964279
there's only 1 bitcoin and it subscribes to the whitepaper

no SegWit, no RBF, none of that shit
stiff bickies, soggy cunts

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>>25964032
What the.,...

>> No.25966220

>>25964032
So this is the flippening? Fucking kek

>> No.25966392

>>25964983
bro if you are not using at least 20 websites when analysis crypto you're unironically ngmi, right now I have 65 tabs open

>> No.25966418

but its not erc20 token?

>> No.25966496

>>25964317
What the fuck even is "Sneed "

>> No.25966541

>>25965552
it would be a satoshi issue, 8 decimal places

>> No.25966548

>>25964325
>over 9000

>> No.25966660

>>25966496
some weird zoomer shit they say on the chans

>> No.25966669
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>>25964032
mfw Tether just figured out how to mint WBTC

>> No.25966670

>>25964032
>oh no, the end is near!!!
>sell, sell fast!!!
>BTC 0.1$ EOY confirmed !!11!1!!

>> No.25966793

>>25966496
Sneed's Feed & Seed (Formally Chuck's)

>> No.25966923

It's fixed now. FUD is getting ridiculous, bullish as fuck.

>> No.25967362

NOOOOOO MY GAINS IM RUINED