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>>25954696
All of them, because you can channel your short man angst into working harder than everyone.

>>25954696
Makeup artist. When talents sit on the artist chair you get at their face level.

Jaw is decent, will breed

>>25954696
Im 5'8", don't work out and major autism. Still get tons of cute girls lusting after me, it's all in the face.

>>25954696
how does this guy have trouble with them? shit im uglier than him and only two inches taller and i have a gf

Male decoy on To Catch a Predator

Visualize his odor

>>25954696
Sewer cleaning

>>25954696
A transgender woman

>>25954784
Because imagine how much of a cuck faggot you'd have to be to make a tik tok like that.

>>25954696
idk but being short isn't bad if you're into dudes. Guys love pounding other guys if they are cute and petite like original webm. I'd let you be my cute twinky boy.

>>25954696
Circus

shaft mining

>>25954780
I'm 5'5" and girls lust after me.
The truth is incels just cope because they're ugly.

>>25954780
post face

>>25954862
Based

breakdancing.
most of the famous bboys are manlets.
guy from gif related is 5'7''

>>25954696
submariner

>>25954696
Jockey. Learn to ride horses manlet

>>25954956
pretty sure somebody already said homosexual

>>25954696
the circus
/thread

>>25954990
I'd gladly become a homosexual for a net worth of 5 million.

>>25954696
Tall: 6'7+ (will get 10/10 women constantly)
Normal: 6'2-6'4 (will get 8's and 9's with sporadic 10s thrown in. I am here)
Average: 6'0-6'2 (will get 7's consistently)
Short: 5'10 - 6'0 (will get 5's consistently or chinks)
Manlet: 5'8-5'10 (likely incel)
Sub 5'8 is turbo manlet and they should be used for basketballs

>>25954862
Sure if you live in some 3rd world country like Peru or Philippines where people are short. Being 5'5" in America would blow ass. If your 5'5" in the Netherlands just an hero

>>25955015
Gay

>>25954696
> jockey
> tunnel rat
> amazon fetish pron with midgets
> acrobatics / breakdancing

>>25954696
>>25955196
kek im 5'7 living in scandinavia and slept w around 70ish women (lost count). also had a fwb who was 185cm for around a year. 99% of the guys i know are taller than me and are nowhere close. height really is a small factor. "muh height" is just another limiting belief incel faggots put on themselves to stay pathetic.

>>25955372
larp

Im 5'2 with a very petite frame and soft features and female voice so the logical decision was to become a trap

>5'11"
>tfw king of the manlets
>tfw get zero attention from women

Honestly didnt think i looked particularly bad. I must be hideous

>>25955382
yes, stuff other guys do which you could never imagine yourself doing is always a larp.

>>25955372
Mehh maybe but I bet youre very good looking. Here in The Netherlands girls are pretty strict about wanting a taller guy, even though some wont say it out loud. I only have one 5'9 friend and its the shortest guy I know. Hes lucky hes also very attractive and found a 5'6 gf

Average looking and below 5'9 dont make it in these lands

>>25955489
women are the same everywhere bro. half the time the girl was taller than me. the average female height in netherlands is more or less the same as scandinavia. i should also note most guys are complete fucking pussies and act like cucks. 99% never even approach a woman (being wasted doesn't count).

>>25955631
Good job bro. Im quite the don juan myself, but then again Im 6'1 and outgoing. If only I didnt have this micropenis.. God why

>>25955702
Life can be unfair in so many ways, but somehow having a micropenis seems like one of the worst things that can happen. How do you even come to terms with something like that? I could be ok with being ugly, short, stupid, whatever, but micropenis fuuuuuuuuuuck

>>25954696
F1 racing drivers
They need to be real lightweight and small, most are literal midgets

>>25954696
That guy is hot as hell. As 5'1" girl I'd be all over that. I am into gay shit though.

Actor unironically, they specifically choose short small people for acting so they can all fit in the same frame.

>>25954730
unironically this

>>25955702
Big dick is not that special if you only get to masturbate with it.

>>25955702
what girth and length are we talking about here?

It's

>>25954696
all of them. The world needs shorter people. Tall people just use more resources in an ever increasingly crowded world. Tall faggots can't even enjoy real sport cars. Why even live?

>>25955781
Ive always told myself I would die a hkv and that this life must be some kind of punishment. Then at 25 something clicked and I lost weight, hit the gym, improved character and learned how to eat pussy really well. I mean like. Really well. Plus after losing weight its not really a micro dick anymore just really small. <1" flacid and 4" hard. But face, height and charisma help me pull girls I would have only dreamed about 10 years ago.

If I was ugly or short on top of it I wouldve an heroed a long time ago. Thanks for reading my blog

>>25954696
trap industry

>>25956051
tips on eating pussy well?

>>25954696
>F1 driver
>Jockey
>Fighter pilot
>Gymnast
>Astronaut

>>25954696
-Amazon fetish porn creator
-Tech CEO (yes, all CEOs are manlets)
-Mr. Olympia (yes all bodybuilders are manlets)

>>25954696
pilots and tunnel rats

I'm 5-5 so I became a tranny

>>25956073
Not anon you're talking to but
>Google pussy eating guides
>Watch "how to eat pussy" porn, there's a really good one with a light blonde and dirty blonde who is really into it, if you can find it's great foreplay
>Remember lots of foreplay, kissing, tits, arms, stomach, in-between thighs etc all over til she's really desperate
>Some girls like lots of tongue action some are too sensitive, be aware of every girl etc
Mostly just notice her body language/breathing, with good foreplay and teasing and don't be stuck in your own head and you'll do fine

>>25956073
If youre beginner, find the clitoris. Study it. Know how to locate it blindly. Trust the fact that clitoral stimulation when done right, will almost always lead to orgasm. Persevere, but temper yourself.

The amount of times Ive heard "youre so good" and all I can think is how bad are other guys wow. I bet they just lick the whole vagina like a retarded labrador. Actually instruction videos on porn sites helped me really well at first.

If youre advanced: know all above and more. And then hold off/tease for insane amounts of time. Dangle the cookie in front of her, but dont let her have it. Act like youre going in, and then kiss her thighs. Act like youre going in, and then just hold tension in front of her clit. Women go wild for this shit, and sometimes even force your face in if she cannot hold it any longer. Thats the hottest shit ever. Ive had women nearly dislocate my jaw with her legs from orgasms

>>25955631
The Netherlands is certainly a special case though. Why is the average Dutch man so much taller than average man in all the surrounding countries? Simple. Dutch women selected for height over the centuries to a higher degree than women in other countries.

If you're a Dutch manlet you will probably greatly increase you sexual market value by simply moving out of the country. Not only would you become relatively taller the second you left, you'd be among women who, historically speaking, care less about height than the women at home.

>>25954696
My brother is 5'5 and has been a with a 8/10 for 3 years now. Is this manlet meme just an excuse for lack of social skills?

mining

>>25955904
Yeah but you can change almost any variable in order to get pussy, except dick size. Luckily its not that important to girls, but it fucks with your confidence, which is a huuuge factor in getting girls. Overcoming this has been one of the major battles in my life. Made me a better person tho

>>25955372
>>25955631
based, my body count isnt quite as high but im 5'8 and have zero issues, also most of the girls ive fucked have been either my height or taller

>>25954774
ngl but he can make a tinder profile that hides his height and then get hundreds of matches and get rejected by 95% of women. Could be worse. Compare that to never getting any match.

>>25955015
you already are

>>25954696
Driving sports cars

>>25954696
professional midget

>>25954696
cat burgler

>>25956314
>find the clitoris
>locate it blindly
i never got this as a culturally accepted sitcom joke. It's at the fucking top, you shouldnt have to "find" it unless your gf is female circumcised

you're just ugly and useless, my previous roommate is 169cm and he pulled hot girls every other night

>>25955372
kek i'm 6'2 in scandinavia and this is true.
girls like my height but not my autism and face.
Only slept with 7 girls.
it's about the full package

>>25954792
Underrated

>>25958615
It's not so much not being able to find it as it is being unwilling to even try to think outside penis in vagoo. Laziness and ignorance.

>>25955372
70 women and still not able to form a healthy relationship to form a family. Yeah I think you’re not as great as you think Karl.

>>25955372
Cope. You are the xrp of men.

>>25958921
im 28 and have had multiple gfs for varying degrees of time (1 - 3 yrs). broke up with my last gf cause id rather just keep women around to fuck until i make it (1mil+ net worth). theres also no point for men to settle down until theyre at LEAST 30.
>hurrr fucking girls and not being monogamous is degenerate!!!
whatever helps you stay being a pussy i guess lmao. have 1 - 2 friends with this mindset and theyre with girls who look like theyve been working in a coal mine their whole lives.
>>25958928
what exactly am i coping with

>>25954730
My boss is a 5'5" maraton runner engineer with 2 kids and a wife so yeah this

>>25956051
>>25956073
>>25956314
>>25958615
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>>25954696
cute short guys > most women

t. a bisexual faggot. pic rel

>>25954696
the ones where you sit at your computer and no one has to see you make millions trading pnk

>>25955372
6'0, 22 years old and 70+ body count in the US. Height matters here. My short friends can barely get women to acknowledge their existence

>>25959077
Anon you can't hate on monogamous relations. Sex and looks is a small part of having a relation and looks will fade with the years. My gf is unironical my best friend. If you stay single after your 30s your stuck with the crazies.

>>25954845
gay

>>25955372
I fucked over 300 girls so watch out manlet incel

>>25959409
Shut the fuck up I desperately need this advise or I'm roping myself
I literally cannot take it any longer and if my crypto portfolio busts I'm giving up all hope

>>25959414
great for gay manlets, not much use to normal ones

>>25958928
this shit is the best reply ive seen on biz for weeks and everyone is ignoring it

>>25959590
Shut up faggot
Xrp 2keoy

>>25959496
not hating on monogamy. just on the guys who say anything else is degenerate as an excuse for them not being able to get the results they want w women.
>If you stay single after your 30s your stuck with the crazies
yes thats why id never seriously date a woman over 30
>>25959457
nobody cares about your vapid inbred mixed race monkey troglodyte women

>>25956472
everyone gets matches, but you still will be rejected by 99% of women in the chat