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>> No.25941698
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>futures are based off the present

>> No.25941703
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I miss her so much bros..

>> No.25941709

hi /smg/ i just buy and hold stocks. am i "going to make it"

>> No.25941711

>One chance at life
>Wasn't holding GME calls the day of the squeeze

>> No.25941715
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>>25941651
>post yfw you dont sell naked calls on gamestop

>> No.25941717
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First for rest in piece Naked Call Bro

>> No.25941721
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>> No.25941725

To the anon who shilled FSI a few months ago - thank you.

>> No.25941727
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25941727

>be europoor
>have sub20k€ portfolio
>have sub30k€ annual salary
>no access to options

>> No.25941731

whats CCIV merging with though?

>> No.25941735
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25941735

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25941749

>>25941709
yes bro we are simple and we will make it.

>> No.25941756
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>>25941709
it depends what stocks you're buying

>> No.25941763

>>25941727
>>no access to options
Lynx broker has us options, right?

>> No.25941764

>>25941711
I was only holding April calls, not January calls
feels bad

apparently some of the 1/15 were up like +80,000%
Yahoo's option tracking fucking broke for the 1/15calls because they can't track anything above 9,900%

>> No.25941765
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>>25941715
>post yfw you owe ~$1,000,000 in naked calls on gamestop

>> No.25941769

RIP Naked Call Anon
I pray you find your way out of the dark

>> No.25941773

>Stable Road
>violently moons
What did SRAC mean by this?

>> No.25941777

someone please make a $500k margin call anime meme picture

>> No.25941785
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25941785

>FUTURES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.25941790

>>25941727
taking into consideration what we just witnessed, for tonight it's a good thing

>> No.25941792

Sell me on GHIV

>> No.25941795

Thanks GME calls dude, I may be down 35% this week but at least I didn't write naked calls on memestocks!

>> No.25941807
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25941807

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.25941813
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25941813

cash out when???

>> No.25941819

>>25941735
Futures outpacing crypto for once

>> No.25941822
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25941822

What the fuck did the NYSE get hacked

>> No.25941825

>>25941727
tastyworks

also options are a meme unless you have privileged information

>> No.25941833
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25941833

FUTURES

>> No.25941844
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for posterity

>> No.25941851

>>25941792
safe gains
won't be giving you high returns due to low hype
I've been holding it since last week tho

>> No.25941856
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HOLY SHIT

>> No.25941857
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I love this place because here I can be honest and nobody believes me. I can't tell my family I'm a millionaire because then they would feel inferior to me since they're all poor except my father, despite working full time since being teenagers. Meanwhile I'm sitting on millions and I've barely worked part-time on and off.

>> No.25941861 [DELETED] 

>>25941765
did someone do this?

>> No.25941863

>buy NOVS because I like the ticker but only a small position because I think its overpriced
>keeps rising
I WANT THE MARKET TO MAKE SENSE AGAIN

>> No.25941869
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>i sold 900 shares and 2 calls of GME at 10ish
okay so how long until i never have to see the letters GME on stock boards? because i know no one will ever mention gamestop to me in person

>> No.25941874

>>25941822
I think the naked call guy accidentally bought all stonks on NYSE

>> No.25941882
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Those of you loyal to the fish will be rewarded

>> No.25941891
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25941891

Should I sell these when they go ITM?

>> No.25941893
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25941893

REFR

>> No.25941896

ASX bros, I copped a bunch of travel stocks late last year (flight centre, hello world, web jet, jayride). Whatdya reckon the chances of a decent reviver to pre coof levels are after the vaccine roll-out? I reckon recovery of price within 1-2 years after vaccine isn't unreasonable. Thoughts?

>> No.25941899

>>25941822
I bet options Anon sold naked calls on these too. He’s really fucked now.

>> No.25941904
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25941904

>FUTURES

>> No.25941910

Shill me your shitcoin version of a stock. I'm gambling with half a grand.

>> No.25941916

>>25941857
Mostly same. Take care of your family if they need help and give to charity wisely.

>> No.25941917

>>25941763
Will check

>>25941790
I'm not really looking for infinite loss distributions.

>>25941825
Will also check.
I want to buy really far out maturity puts for meme shit.

>> No.25941921

>>25941844
kek

>> No.25941926
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25941926

HOLY FUCKING SHITTT

WE'RE ALL FUCKING RICH NOW

>> No.25941928

>>25941910
mandatory GME naked calls

>> No.25941931
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25941931

BAH GAWD GME SQUOZE THE WHOLE MARKET SO HARD THE FUTURES COLLAPSED ON THEMSELVES

>> No.25941945

>>25941916
>Take care of your family if they need help
I don't invest in depreciating assets. My mother is batshit insane, the best thing my father ever did was to divorce her. Give her ten dollars and she'll spend twenty, she's bankrupted herself twice since she got divorced.

>> No.25941951
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In the same night we saw Naked Call Bro literally stepping into a black hole and futures exploding out of the galaxy.

Damn.

>> No.25941954

>>25941928
what the fuck are naked calls?

>> No.25941958

>>25941893
Fat autistic retard, you should've went all in on GME instead of CLF

>> No.25941960
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25941960

>one penny off a kino balance

>> No.25941964
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25941964

holy shit QQQbros inflation btfo for eternity

>> No.25941974

So quick question (because frankly this naked call business is scaring me): If I bought a call and the price of the stock went down, I can still sell that call at whatever price it's currently at and cut my losses without owing somebody money I don't have, right? Or are you supposed to let those expire?

>> No.25941988

>>25941954
Tickets to the poor house, for one Anon who’s stockbroker now owns him and his children, and their children’s children.

>> No.25941991

>>25941910
MGTI
Bounced between a 45% variation today

>> No.25941994

>>25941910
it has to be TSLA right? that's the stock behaving like bitcoin

>> No.25941997

>>25941964
I meant SPYbros, QQQchuds aren't beating inflation today

>> No.25942002

>>25941833
what the actual fuck is causing this though lmao

>> No.25942007
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>>25941899
>Naked calls chad pumped the entire market
>But now owes $4 quadrillion in margin calls

>> No.25942015

>>25941910
AMD is the shitcoin stock. Buy high sell low.

>> No.25942023

>>25941974
>I can still sell that call at whatever price it's currently at
yes. if you bought the call, you bought the RIGHT not the obligation to exercise it and buy the shares, so you don't have to exercise it if you don't want to (or can't afford to).

>> No.25942032

What will the $52 jump in oil mean for *your* portfolio?

>> No.25942034
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NASDAQ COMPOSITE, TQQQ, WINNING, GREEN DILDO'S, GAINS.

>Ah YEAHHH thats the stuff

>> No.25942036

>>25941988
It's only $600k, any decent job can make that back in a couple years if he did it full time.

>> No.25942042
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what

>> No.25942043
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>>25941954
sell some and find out :^)

>> No.25942050

>>25941974
if you bought a call, there's no issue. Someone else owes you the right to buy shares at the strike

don't worry too much of naked calls because your broker probably won't allow you to do it in the first place. Or does robinhood give everyone level 4 options or whatever it was to sell naked calls/puts

>> No.25942062

>>25941964
WTF, I'm a billionaire now and surely this isn't a glitch.

>> No.25942069

HOLY FUCK HOW DO I CASH OUT IM UP 3298329589304589345%

>> No.25942071

Ethically speaking, how old do I have to be for it to be ethically acceptable for me to block the railroad tracks with my meaty flesh?

>> No.25942076

>GME surge is not actually based on short squeeze but news of Chewy's founder becoming a board member

>Gamestop is gonna compete with Steam, Amazon, Epic

>> No.25942106

>>25942071
Pay your calls first then it’s fine.

>> No.25942108

>>25942043
lmao

>> No.25942124

>>25941857
Can you post this proof? I want to believe

>> No.25942136

>>25942076
GME is going to be bought out by Amazon EOY

>> No.25942137

>>25942050
Got it. That makes sense. Thank you.

>> No.25942154
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>>25941954
Free money till they're not

>> No.25942157

WHAT THE FUCK ARE FUTURES

>> No.25942158

>>25942076
>GME in 2010s was the eternal meme of /v/
>GME in 2020s will be the eternal meme of /biz/
FUCKING GAMESTOP

>> No.25942166

>Amazon
>Game related
Oh god, as soon as that gets announced I'm selling

>> No.25942168
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FUTURES BLOOD GREEN

>> No.25942169

>>25942069
For the last time, Jerome, it doesn't count if you just print the bills.

>> No.25942181

>>25942106
I didn’t sell any calls

But maybe there are other debts I haven’t settled?

>> No.25942187

How can I debtmax my portfolio? Sell naked calls on TSLA?

>> No.25942211

>>25941711
this isn't even the day of the squeeze, not yet. Not even close.

>> No.25942220

>>25942158
i dunno about you but I'm buying all my vidya shit from Gamestop (EB Games) from now on out of obligation
amazon can fuck off because they don't even do same-day delivery anymore

>> No.25942221

>>25941974
you're not exposed to those unlimited scary losses unless you write naked calls/puts. everyone here (except that anon seemingly), if they trade options and talk about selling calls, they're selling covered calls, which limits the loss to the value of a number of your shares. so you know the risk going into it

buying a call you're paying upfront and see the price you pay
selling covered calls you're losing shares you already have

so in both cases you're not owing people money you dont have

>> No.25942225

>>25941954
Calls but with a suicidal twist.

>> No.25942230

>>25942187
Sell ITM Tesla calls and set the ask to .05

>> No.25942231

completely hamstringed myself with covered calls today. could have bought them back for profit this morning and sold later/held the stock. instead i sold the call and sold the stock right after. only made a couple hundred.

>> No.25942233

>>25941945
how did you build your wealth to such a high level? i'm sitting with a very small account under 5k not sure how i can grow it faster.

>> No.25942240
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>60k GC and SI in my safe now worth a bazillion dollars

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>>25942157
i wish i knew fren

>> No.25942249
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>>25941916
I need help with this. I used to make 200k and lived poor, gave a ton too charity. I’m in the same spot but now I have 2 mil more and keep thinking retirement and that I can’t afford to give.

>> No.25942259

>>25942036
>just learn to code

>> No.25942262

>>25941651
is there an official smg list?

I know CLF QS TSLA ARKK GME...that's it.

>> No.25942266

>>25942007
He died for our sins.

>> No.25942285

>>25942221
worst part is, he sold 1/29 calls and some February calls
hopefully he's just bullshitting

I don't understand why the broker allowed it to get that bad. He should have been forcefully liquidated in the morning by 10AM before it got that bad

>> No.25942292
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25942292

I hacked the market. Anyone want anything?

>> No.25942293
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Srac pumping after market

>> No.25942300
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Bros I’m so happy nhl is back. But I’m so sad for naked calls guy

>> No.25942304
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>>25941651
Rate my portfolio, frens. Going really good at the moment.

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>>25942259
Coding? I've only ever done sales work. Coding is for monkey slaves.

>> No.25942307

Does TA fuckery mean GME has to """consolidate""" back down to like $25 and crab for a few weeks before going up again? Every time I've chased a moon it has done that.

>> No.25942322

>>25941773
Auntie Cathie is making a Space Ark ETF called ARKX and now SRAC, SPCE, and MAXR are mooning. The rumor is shes gonna invest private in SpaceX too

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>>25941926
>tf when sold everything today

>> No.25942332

>>25942285
He's larping. All he posted was some bullshit fake email (if it was 500k they'd call you) and a fucking spreadsheet.

>> No.25942348
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>>25941735
What the fuck is going on?

>> No.25942361

>>25942158
They should thank us for pumping their stock by having Battletoads in their stores.

>> No.25942371

>>25941974
I also had a same fear when I started with options.

If you Buy to open i.e. your opening trade is to buy a contract, your closing trade is to sell to close. All you're doing is passing the baton from one retard to another.

When you write a contract i.e. Sell to Open, you're taking responsibility i.e.

Contract writer - A

B buys from A

A owes B if B exercises their right

B sells to C

A now owes C if C exercises their right, B is out of the trade.

C cells to D
A now owes D if D exercises their right and so on.

>> No.25942373

>>25942332
I don't think its fake. I just think he copy-pasted it from someone or somewhere else
That much naked selling is /wsb/ retardation.

>> No.25942374

>>25942307
Nah look up how short squeezes usually go. A lot of hedgefunds and banks have to cover shorts because so much of the float was shorted idk really how this us gonna go

>> No.25942375

>>25942304
>no GME
LOL

also you better have 6-figures if you're that diversified

>> No.25942378

>>25942285
This is what makes me think he's LARPing. Unless he's rich and actually has the money to pay this off no problem it doesn't make any sense

>> No.25942380

>>25942262
qqq/tqqq

>> No.25942383
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25942383

Daily reminder that your family hamstrung you from the beginning

Family are the people who stand by and do nothing, then shit talk you for having PTSD.

They’re the people who tell you not to fight back because you can’t win.

Family is a lobster bucket
Run the fuck away

Don’t kill yourself, they’ll just use it for sympathy and write a book about it.

They never loved you.

And they’ll convince themselves that you’re delusional if you ever try to confront them about the abuse.

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>>25941735
>it's real

>> No.25942396
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>>25942329
Literally sold 400k of TRUL 4 min before closing yesterday. I’ve never needed a sad pic, this crying frog is the closest I have.

>> No.25942400

Im tryin to learn options, but Im on Robinhood. From what I understand, for an options spread I need to be able to short sell options, and I dont think Robinhood allows short selling? Which is weird since activating options trading on Robinhood it asks if you know how to do an options spread. Can you do shorts on Robinhood or should I just swap brokers if Im looking at options?

>> No.25942406

Let me get this straight since I never trade options since European with a 4 figure portfolio that no broker let's near options.
If I buy a call and the price drops below the original price of the shares at the time of buying the call, why shouldn't I just exercise the call anyway just to spite the seller so he has no shares?

>> No.25942408

>>25942293
If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I would have less than my total investment in SRAC.

>> No.25942410

How much diversification is too much?
I'm 50k in the market and invested on 30 different stocks

>> No.25942424
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>>25942383
I've never met anyone who didn't love me from the moment they met me. Everyone loves me. I'm just that great.

>> No.25942425

>>25942157
They're the price of indices in the future, so you know where the market is gonna go before it gets there. You can use that to guess where individual stocks are going, takes some of the risk out of investing.

>> No.25942426

>>25942383
Very based.

>> No.25942430

>>25942307
heavily shorted stocks behave very differently compared to normal stocks, they usually spike up very rapidly the slowly cool off before spiking again, kind of like VIX but on a different time scale

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>>25942390
Please explain what we are looking at?

>> No.25942446

>>25941857.

>> No.25942453

>>25942410
You're there by about 45 stocks.

>> No.25942475

>>25942246
>>25942425

I more meant what was happening with March futures lmao

>> No.25942487
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25942487

it's been a cold winter

>> No.25942489
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what

>> No.25942491
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25942491

wtf Cathie bought literally nothing for ARKG today

>> No.25942494

>>25942408
shut up

>> No.25942506
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>>25942410
Depends on your goals, retire well at 60, you are doing great.

Retire at 35, I’d wait till you have 50k in one stick till you buy a second.

>> No.25942518

>>25942475
the contracts just rolled over

>> No.25942526

I want to buy something I can believe in.

>> No.25942532
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Which one of you faggots stole Bloomberg anon’s GME short interest pic and reposted it on wsb?

>> No.25942548
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25942548

>>25942526
SRAC

>> No.25942557

Can anyone explain to me why volatility indexes only seem to track the downside on the US market? Why is +6% in a day considered low volatility but -2% considered high volatility?

>> No.25942566
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25942566

Some day you feed on a free frog
Snakeee eater

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25942567

>>25942489
Is this the end? I have no idea what we are looking at. Someone with less autism please explain

>> No.25942568

>>25942375
>also you better have 6-figures if you're that diversified
I'm managing 6-figures. I'm helping my family members with their stocks. That's in there.

>> No.25942571

>>25942424
Wow I guess my family was right
They pick a winner and just knew I was a loser before I even emerged

>> No.25942575
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>>25942378
well i know firsthand how retarded people can be
I managed to go negative in a TFSA (no margin)

had to take out a loan from my line of credit to cover it until cash settled from a trade or risk losing the tax-free status on the TFSA

>> No.25942581

>>25942532
Goddammit who are these reddit faggots on /biz/, neck yourselves.

>> No.25942589

>>25942532
Where?

>> No.25942599
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25942599

FT top 100 companies

https://www.ft.com/content/f8251e5f-10a7-4f7a-9047-b438e4d7f83a

>> No.25942603

>>25942410
I have almost 50K in the market and I only have GME, TSM, and GSI.V

my buddy has only TSM and AMD in his TFSA and his portfolio is almost $200K

>> No.25942609

>>25942383
you're on /smg/ this isnt /pol/ kindly fuck off

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>>25941715
I may be a wagie but I have zero debt and old women remember my name and thank me for helping them out with their groceries and at times like these I cherish that

>> No.25942620
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>>25942571
Maybe your family know they have bad genes so any child of theirs would never be very good?

>> No.25942626
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25942626

I love this little girl!!!!

>> No.25942630

CCIV

You dumbasses are literally going to miss the LUCID "IPO" by not getting in now.

>> No.25942639

buy....


ORCL
SRPT
GIS
FB
BTC
and GUSH if it drops.
LMT/NOC are coming back.
VZ is a decent buy.
AMZN is going up.
So is Twitter.
PLUG puts will spike tomorrow.

enjoy your thursday, smg

>> No.25942638

>>25942599

archive

https://archive.is/BWXiW

>> No.25942640

Do I sell lgvw to buy cciv?

Do I sell lgvw to buy urg?

In the next 20 minutes. I have 5k$ worth if lgvw

>> No.25942650

fuck off reddit jannies

>> No.25942659
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25942659

>>25941651
Kek

>> No.25942665

>>25942620
I can’t disprove it

>> No.25942675

>>25942557
Most vola indexes are tracking the VIX, and one of the major components of the VIX is in essence leveraging put premiums
The rise in put premiums is 1 sided relative to gains/losses
You want vola yourself, you need to DIY a long strangle/straddle or calendar spread.

>> No.25942677

>>25942630
after GME exploded im almost ready to jump into anything /biz/ shills. except the good stocks always take a while, WKHS, TSM, AMD, GME

>> No.25942682

>>25942630
This shill is right tho, it's up bigly AH so might get in the pump before the dump

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25942688

>120k in broker
>too pussy to do anything

>> No.25942696

>>25942640
or do you sell GVW to buy DNN? I was looking at URG yesterday before the pump... Not sure to get in now or not

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>>25942684

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>>25942410
Seriously, what the fuck is the point? Diversification is for people with millions that wants to retire and reduce risk as much as possible while not giving a fuck about the growth outlook. Go for one index fund and two growth stocks, that's all you need

>> No.25942728

>>25941857
Can you get rich just by sitting on stocks? I can't imagine making a lot of progress in the stock market without putting down some serious money on what are essentially gambles. Assuming you don't have thousands upon thousands of dollars to begin with anyway.

>> No.25942735

>>25942677
Have you considered TOPS my good sir?

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25942742

>>25942708

>> No.25942748

>>25942677
M G T I

G

T

I

>> No.25942749

>>25942688
GME $420.69c 1/15

>> No.25942759

>>25941717
If not LARP he is fucked

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>>25942742

>> No.25942771

>>25942728
Low risk, low return
High risk, high return
Simple as

>> No.25942775

>>25942675
Ok interesting, I had no clue. Do they leverage sell puts then to make the VIX? Because really it should rise anytime that gamma rises then right?

>> No.25942777
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25942777

Just friendly reminder to track CLOV, will drop to around ~$10 this week and next week might grow above 15 after news.

>> No.25942779

>>25942688
bro you just lost 3% today from inflation alone

>> No.25942786

>>25942677
look it up, im not gonna sell it to you.

>>25942682
the after hours growth of CCIV is insane

Three days of either 100M or close to total volume.

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>>25942764

>> No.25942804

>>25941711
There wasn't very much shorts covering today

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What the actual fuck?

>> No.25942829
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25942829

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

HOLY SHIT WE'RE ALL FUCKING RICH

>> No.25942846

>GME up 57%
>after hours looks flat, but actually went up 4%

>> No.25942863
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25942863

TSLA bros..

>> No.25942864

>>25942775
VIX isn't a financial product, it's the implied volatility of S&P 500 options, a derivative of a derivative

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/v/vix.asp

>> No.25942871
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25942871

>>25942829
The jews accidentally forgot to move the decimal when pumping the market

>> No.25942875

>>25942824
I guess the Russel is done pumping for now

>> No.25942881

>>25941727
interactive brokers

>> No.25942885

>>25942824
damn I didn't know GME was back in the index already

>> No.25942888

>>25942581
biden tranny supporters

>> No.25942895
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25942895

I've unironically never viewed a thread other than /smg/ on biz

>> No.25942898

>>25942824
what does it mean?

>> No.25942906

>>25942071
Don’t do it bro train people deal with that a lot and it’s horrible

>> No.25942923

>>25942863
Fuck bros...
Why can't we just have cool buttons and tactile control methods on the central column back...

>> No.25942924

>>25942638
>>25942638
Why the fuck didnt they include the fucking symbols? Holy fuck.

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25942925

>>25942895
Don't blame you, everything else is just pajeet ponzi schemes. Well, apart from /pmg/, this is jew ponzi scheme

>> No.25942932

>>25942682
>get in the pump before the dump
ah yes what could possibly go wrong. This is how you set yourself up for "I bought and then it dumped"
>CEO is named Klein
dropped

>> No.25942936

I don't understand crypto so I don't feel comfortable investing in it, and aim to stay within my comfort zone; stocks

am I dumb?

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>>25942895
you're not missing very much, truth be told

>> No.25942961
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25942961

>sell a fuckload of naked calls for as much money as possible
>withdraw the money, move to a different country
>"your calls got exercise you owe us a gorillion dollars!"
>jokes on them im long gone with the cash in another country

literally what is wrong with this plan? seems like i could be rich literally tomorrow if i wanted to as long as i was willing to leave the US and never return for the rest of my life.

>> No.25942972

>>25942932
reported for implied anti-semitism

>> No.25942980

>>25942567
looks like the program broke and it's displaying the percentage change as if it's risen from 0. Since zero times any number is zero, that would be an infinite change which is why it's showing billions of percentage points.

>> No.25942982

>>25942895
you're not missing much

>> No.25942983

>>25942895
I wanna talk stocks that actually have a market and income under em and a reason to own stakes in besides speculation.

>> No.25942987

>>25942936
You can swing crypto stocks for profits here and there but I don’t dabble in crypto either.

>> No.25942999

>>25942895
You've missed out on crypto pink wojaks and SIRS tier scams

>> No.25943006

>>25942895
i think most people don't either, other than going on /pmg/ or when tanker stock general was a thing etc. to make fun of them
the crypto shit has its purpose as a filter for newfags though

the only newfags in /smg/ are crossposters from other boards

>> No.25943012

>>25942895
I'm pretty sure the rest of /biz/ is just high pressure shitcoin sales tactics

>> No.25943018

>>25942961
You can’t withdraw money tied up in margin and they don’t just give you the premium right away

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25943026

>>25942787

>> No.25943033

>>25942961
reported for implied anti-semitism

>> No.25943034

>>25942863
Doesn't matter at all. People invest because its trendy.

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25943042

>>25942895
i check the catalog for thot pictures not gonna lie

>> No.25943047

>>25942863
TSLA up 5% tomorrow after this news

>> No.25943056

>>25942824
TRUMP MANAGED TO OVERTURN THE ELECTION QUICK SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.25943064

>>25942961
>sell a fuckload of naked calls for as much money as possible
"as much money as possible" is like $20K in this case lol

GME january calls were up around 40,000% to 80,000%.
Think about it. Someone bought this guy's naked calls for like $5K and they turned into almost a million in hours

>> No.25943071

>>25942775
You can't actually "own" the VIX. See >>25942864

VIX tends to be used synonymously with vola even though its one-sided relative to gains/losses. So vola indexes try to closely match the trajectory of the VIX with rather complicated strategies including mirroring the one-sided nature of the VIX.
Actually trying to capture both tails requires holding a short and long position on the underlying at the same time.

>> No.25943072

>>25942961
You have to close your position until you can realize the premium you gained as credit.

>t. retard who's actually considered it.

>> No.25943074

>>25943033
It's explicit, thanks

>> No.25943073

>>25942863
TSLA heading to the moon. Elon will always rise.

>> No.25943080

>>25942972
>reported
>get banned
>can't get my stock picks anymore
>will have to rely on motleyfool instead
>ngmi anymore
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

>> No.25943081

Any devs here?

What's a good API to gather stocks with high premarket?
And is there a good trader in the UK with the ability to automate orders?

>> No.25943086

the /smg/ - /biz/ dynamic is pretty similar to the relationship between /sffg/ and /lit/ now i think about it. in /sffg/ the rest of /lit/ is referred to as "/outer lit/" and each despises the other

>> No.25943090

>>25943018
when do you get the premium then? i'd assume you could collect a shitload of premium, enough to retire on, and then get the fuck outta dodge before they get exercised (if they even do).

>> No.25943091

>>25942895
there are some gems to be found all over the place, lots of old memes i miss from the shitcoin crowd and dudes like B izonacci

>> No.25943099
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25943099

how do you guys deal with missed opportunity? this morning at open i had gme options chain open on rh right in front of me. i was going to buy 2k worth of 1/15 28c at 1.30 or something but pussied out. spent the next few hours watching it go to 12 dollars. wanted to seriously throw up

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>>25942829
Fuck yeah bitches I'm hiring the top 500 models to fuck their asses.

>> No.25943118

>>25942775
you can trade VIX options, they settle to cash

>> No.25943124

>>25943042
Based

>> No.25943137
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25943137

>i applied for options trading on schwab and got approved for level 0

>> No.25943151

>>25942895
Most TSLA shills are also big shitcoin pumpers. That should give you a sense of what you are "missing".
>>25942863
TSLA is a stock company though. Not a car company.

>> No.25943155

>>25943072
so what, you don't get the premium until the option either gets exercised or expires?

>> No.25943168

My little brother told me about cciv yesterday when it was like 14.80

I should have soldsomething and bought then. Now I can't sell anything after hours because not enough volume.

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>>25943099
Just can’t worry about it bro. Look how many shares of NIO I had last summer

>> No.25943185

>>25943080
kek

>> No.25943198
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25943198

Senor Biden continues to create gibs in the form of acquisition stocks

>> No.25943203
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>>25943099
I sold 10000 shares of NPA today the minute right before it started moving. You can't win them all.

>> No.25943205

>>25942727
>>25942603
>>25942506
>>25942453
Thanks for the input, friendos.

>> No.25943207

>>25943155
You get premium but it stays in your account as unrealized profit, if it expires worthless it becomes realized profit. Simple as.

>> No.25943208

>>25943099
I tell myself that if everybody knew what I wish I knew when I wish I knew it then everything would play out differently. Taking stabs in the dark is the game. Also I tell myself that waiting for months for a stock to temporarily go up +90% isn't worth it when there are stocks that do the same more progressively.

>> No.25943217

>>25943155
you can buy back the option at any time, the idea being you buy it back when it's cheaper

>> No.25943219

>>25941731
Lucid

>> No.25943220

>>25943099
there is absolutely no use in fretting over missed opportunities, you need to look at it from a long-term perspective
as long as you're doing well according to your plan, you're making the right decisions

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>>25943108

>> No.25943236

MSOS stock had a very comfy day

>> No.25943241

>>25943099
it's easy
I just think of naked call man and my soul is soothed

>> No.25943244

>>25943184
:(

I'm holding my 240 shares from 9 dollars and ill never sell

>> No.25943248
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25943248

>>25943099
I don't. I developed many nervous ticks and it get worse and worse as I make wrong decissions. I hate hindsight.

>> No.25943253

>>25943099
there's always more opportunity out there fren. you missed the best and worst already before you were born

>> No.25943256

>>25943099
Get in on MGTI bro, btc is mooning again so it'll most likely rocket on open.
You've still got time, I made like 20% today alone.

>> No.25943259

>>25943099
I realize that there were no circumstances under which I would have made the decision to make that investment, and if presented the opportunity again in a different form I would have still turned it down. It was outside of my risk tolerances.

>> No.25943261

>>25943207
aw damn that sucks. i just want a cheat code for getting rich enough to retire early, bros...

>> No.25943276

>>25943090
If you sell a call it will appreciate/depreciate based on the under lying stock and time remaining until maturity. As the bid/ask on the market for the option you sold changes, so does the value of your premium, with the ceiling being the full premium you sold and the floor being infinite. You can sell a call for $1 premium and as the stock rises you’ll actually lose more and more money until you’re assigned at expiration.

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>>25943184
>>25943203
>>25943208
>>25943220
>>25943241
thanks frens

>> No.25943294

>>25943099
everyone who has traded for a while has experienced that. you will again too. got to just deal with it, that's the price of being able to make money this "easily" because it's not actually that easily, psychologically speaking

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>>25943099
i use this

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25943315

>>25943099
Buy the gevo dip and walk away for a month

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25943331

>>25943259
>>25943256
>>25943253
>>25943248
thanks frens

>> No.25943333

Do you ever feel like Adam Smith was lightyears ahead with his invisible hand idea?
Most recently, the pursuit of bitcoin has supercharged the semiconductor industry, accelerating the advancements in computing, which will boost the humanity as a whole.
God I love capitalism

>> No.25943339

>>25943099
after you gain enough experience in the markets, you'll realize that there are no missed opportunities. new opportunities come up every single day, literally every single day. you just have to find them.

all that really matters is that you're making money, not losing money. you can't be in everything at the same time. that's where the skill comes in.

>> No.25943341

>>25943099
you never had a choice. the culmination of your entire existence would not let you buy even if the scenario was in front of you a million times. there is no free will. some men were destined to be losers, like yourself.

>> No.25943344

>>25943099
man eventually you will trust your gut feeling more. i cant tell you now how many times i have tinges of fear and doubt and i push the button anyways. it pays off alot more and i avoid that sick feeling your going to feel for a while

>> No.25943347

>>25941735
>it's real
wat

>> No.25943348

>>25943304
better off trying their Spinner™ line up, much better

>> No.25943356

>>25943304
anon i bought those and they were too fucking small for my dick
felt like i was going to rip through the other end of the egg

>> No.25943384

>>25942444
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.25943391

WHO THE FUCK INVENTED PRIOR AUTHORIZATIONS

HOW THE FUCK DO I SHORT HEALTH INSURANCE

>> No.25943408

baking

>> No.25943416

why are the stock threads so comfy compared to crypto threads?

>> No.25943425

>>25943333
but all the advancements are going to arbitrary crypto complexity

>> No.25943439

>>25943080
>Motleyfool
NOGAINZ

>> No.25943440

>>25943333
You need to be thanking the Tether printers for that.
>crypto prides itself on being decentralized, open source, transparent, and secure
>pumps money into the system through an opaque, privately held, unregulated, and suspect private company
I am long BTC but these rallies from Tether are going to explode in a big way some where. Buy THAT dip.
>that Tether podcast
Fucking idiots and/or scammers all of them

>> No.25943441

>>25942777
Also, keep an eye on FCUUF, might rebound soon (penny market, price oscilates +/- 50% in past few weeks)

>> No.25943444

>>25943416
Because

>> No.25943447

>>25943315
>gevo
why was it at $153,000 ten years ago? wtf

>> No.25943452

>>25943304
Who the would be able to use those?
>Asian
Ah ok.

>> No.25943457

>>25943416
because stocks relate to reality and crypto is just circlejerking

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>>25943333
>the pursuit of bitcoin has supercharged the semiconductor industry
What did he mean by this?

>> No.25943490

>>25943469
>>25943469
>>25943469
>>25943469
>>25943469
>>25943469

>> No.25943491

>>25943416
Crypto threads are infested with deranged discord trannies trying to sell bags and actual indians. Both of these groups are unable to trade North American stocks for one reason or another.

>> No.25943497

>>25943304
Will this lessen the meaningless suffering in my life?

>> No.25943501

>>25943416
buy nintendo and disney stock and feel even comfier when they drop good news.

>> No.25943504

>>25941951
Screencap ?

>> No.25943510

So do you guys really think Genomics stocks will be the next fagman like cathie says?

>> No.25943519

>>25943416
/smg/ is unironically the best general on /biz/
Cryptofags all congregate into their own generals meanwhile we have coomers, CLFtrannies and SPAC pajeets living in harmony.

>> No.25943545

>>25943490
>291

>> No.25943547

>>25943490
>21 posts before bump limit

>> No.25943553

buy AMD premarket tomorrow

>> No.25943560

>>25943416
Because you're not constantly being shilled, "shills" in these threads are actually just 20 somethings trying desperately to give their chosen memestock some attention.

>> No.25943572

>>25943504
>>25941844

>> No.25943583

>>25941844
>>25943504
See pic related.

>> No.25943590

>>25943416
crypto is infested with shilling, no one is dumb enough to expect to pump a stock through /smg/, too high volume
maybe try the penny stocks general for a more crypto experience

>> No.25943605

>>25943333
what is bitcoin computing anyway? are miners just cracking their own bank accounts for someone or science or what

>> No.25943644

>>25943452
they're snug but extremely stretchy. Honestly, it feels better than the real thing if you get the warming gel

>> No.25943711

>>25943510
Ya

>> No.25943721

>>25943198
Remember to kick 10% up to the big guy

>> No.25943739

>>25943497
it really takes the edge off of tfwngf

>> No.25943746

>>25943553
based on what?

>> No.25943763
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25943763

>>25943099
I bought 600 shares of AMD for $10 two and a half years ago and sold it for $18 two months later thinking I was a genius.

>> No.25943768

>>25943497
I’d recommend a half oz of dabs a month and 3 fleshlights. Play some tf2 and hotline Miami and also try McDonald’s breakfast

>> No.25943790

>>25943099
because if you were the kind of person who buys weeklies like that (that was like 50% OTM and expiring in 2 days?) you would have blown up your account by now

if it makes you feel better, my april calls were only up a bit over +150% today. Not the 40,000% the 28c were at the peak

>> No.25943855

>>25943763
my friend was like you
He had 5000 shares of AMD around that time, he sold it early 2018 because it kept crabbing. The financials also looked really grim for AMD and one compelling product didn't seem like it was enough to carry that. Intel of course had amazing financials in comparison back then

he bought back in at $45, but with only ~1000 shares this time. His portfolio would be $500K+ by now instead of $200K

>> No.25944023

Got a new phone few days ago. One of the first things I did was install the E-Trade app. Did it before I imported my contacts,etc. Went into work today. Spent work time watching my money rise and fall on the app.

>> No.25944257

>>25944023
shit story but etrade is based, so kinda based i guess

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25944363

>>25943339
This. Like, I'm never going to catch a biopharm moonshot in my life. Some people know how to play them and get these crazy 50 baggers, good for them.
I'm happy for my bros and my bros are happy for me.

>> No.25944662

>>25941896
1-2 years will likely be the start of recovery, could make some tidy gains 3-4 years depending on how quickly tourist spots start to open up

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>>25943560

>> No.25945468

>>25943108
>DAX up
this must be fake!