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I've been browsing biz for three straight hours while waiting for my COVID test to come back positive, AMA

>> No.25915167

>>25914774
You could have spent those last 3 hours waiting on your test to come back negative.
You are defo NGMI

>> No.25915430

Covid is for fags

>> No.25915433

>>25914774
it will be a false positive, 99% certainty

>> No.25915468
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>>25914774
If you die can I have your private keys

>> No.25915471

>>25914774
not an interesting story so I have no questions

>> No.25915696

>>25914774
don' worry. at least when you come back positive you'll be able to privately tell your gf over suterusu without risk of your neighbors ever finding out until you shout it out during secks

>> No.25915861

>>25914774
this is for real science OP
if its positive, get a rapid hiv test. make up a story but that will tell you if you really have it. or if its a false postive. unless you have actual hiv.. in which case rona is less worrying. crazy theory but its entirely plausible.

>> No.25915877

>>25914774
Why are you hoping it's positive?