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does grimes have a stinky pussy

Is you?

Please give me some Tesla stock ?

This is exactly how he’d do an AMA too lmao

>>25899193
I don't like my job. Could you give me some money so I no longer have to go to it?

>>25899193
pretending this actually is him, do you think we have a shot at getting past the great filter. you're pretty much my last hope that we get back on track and focus on getting off-world colonies

>>25899216
fpbp came here to post this

>>25899193
Why did u give ur kid that retarded ass name hahahaha

>>25899193
What's the best advice you have ever been given

>>25899193
Where do you get all your ideas?

What are your thoughts on affirmative action

>>25899237
you can have some of my Bitcoin stock

>>25899193
Do you have a chode?

gib coins

>>25899193
elon does grimes have a smelly hairy pussy. Also how much link do you hold.

How did you succeed as both an African and a Jew?

>>25899193
Low effort but I'll play pretend with you. Love you Elon. I hope that someday I'll be able to push boundaries like you.

>>25899193
which crypto coin should i buy

Describe your beating by Africans in full detail

>>25899193
Also, how often do ye browse /biz/

>>25899193
when are you going to rugpull tesla stock

have fun staying poor faggot, tesla is dumping hard next week

>>25899317
success is not success if you're only working part time

>>25899328
>it's really him

>>25899193
if you're gonna be a dragon be a philanthropic one, memes won't save you from saint george. just some advice, peasant to major tom

>>25899216
answer this and you can leave

>>25899193
ELON IF ITS U POST A PHOTO OF YOU'RE DICK TO TWITTER WITH A PIECE OF PAPER HIDDEN IN THE BACKGROUND SAYING /BIZ/ AND /IKILLNIGGERSDAILY/

>>25899348
cope

>>25899193
what boards do you brows?

>>25899193
Elon I'm a recent graduate data analytics professional from Canada. Will you hire me please? I can show you my LinkedIn profile and resume. Just ping me on sglenmore29@gmail.com
Thanks,
Regards

>>25899193
Who are you

>>25899324
head

>>25899193
Where is my Cybertruck? Will the EU version be smaller? Will I have enough money to pay for it?

>>25899421
i knew grimes was a freaky bitch

>>25899382
Based retard, when are you going to make a rocket shaped like a penis?

cheap solar panels when

>>25899408
mainly /cgl/ and /cm/

>>25899193
how much crypto you hold and what coins?

>>25899436
I heard its in progress

>>25899193
If you could have someone killed tomorrow (which presumably you could) who would you pick?

Hey Elon, you're getting savvy with Bitcoin, but do you know how to move Ethereum between addresses?

0xcF19Cdf3fceb7C670f55A897031fe5a66DCe7946

I'll wait.

>>25899398
sope

>>25899506
rope

Where the fuck is my flying Tesla?

>>25899436
currently working on it
people may be shocked at first, stock may dump at first but will skyrocket mid to long term as always because of meme magic and free PR

>>25899193
Will you send a bitcoin to this wallet to prove it's you?

3KTECA8EKFV3GUuyCT8Eym2bbMc8BHjJgE

>>25899414
Signed you up to loads of shit bro

>>25899386
ascendant post

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>>25899193
Why do niggers stick? Need a definitive answer to this one.

>>25899563
fope

>>25899587
Guys he sent it, ITS REALLY HIM!!!

Please tweet about dogecoin again

>>25899586
lole

>>25899592
do you provide service sir?
I need trade cryptocurrencies, find for my address more information after confirmation from you. thank you

>>25899654
Proof it wasn't you sneding yourself a bitcoun.

>>25899654
This board has ids, fren. I will screenshot proof when Elon sends me 1btc.

>>25899193
What do you think about Chainlink?

mr musko can i have some money?

>>25899193
which of these is worst
>nigs
>shapeshifters with names that end in stein
>femoids

>>25899631
dope

>>25899193
Elon that other faggot was actually a PAJEET!! for shame!
Actually send a BTC to this address sirs thank you sirs


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>>25899748

is shameful desu.

>>25899732
there are a lot of really bad people roaming this planet, but no one can escape the day of the last judgement (at Kleros court)

Should I start making yellow pages for the internet and be like you?

>>25899839
lmao its just an ad for a pajeetcoin

>>25899193
show grimes pussy man please

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>>25899922
mine

>>25899895
nah it's a shitcoin
generally, I like the innovative aspect but who in their right mind wants to be judged by some dwellers of a morrocan spice trading forum

>>25900007
Have you ever read Enterprise of Law by Benson, it's about theoretical market for private courts

>>25899964
well at least tweet something about grimes so we know its you.

>>25899839
base sir

>>25900050
no it's hard enough for me currently to not use 4chins lingo in my tweets by mistake

>>25900050
better yet, deliberately misuse your and you're
but who am I kidding, still a larp

Where did you get your transplant done they did great work

>>25900183
no, bro. you gotta believe

>>25900114
Post something to prove it's you, faggot larper

Ehhh why not if it is you send me 2 Btc so I can screen cap and share also help pay my rent for a year and pay my game costs Dev costs
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>>25899193
post timestamped selfie

>>25900237
EVERYONE, VOTE ON ELON TO SEND THE BTC TO THIS ANON, WE'LL KNOW FOR SURE, AND AT LEAST ONE OF US IS GONNA /MAKE IT/

I dub thee, anon, winner of all time. Now put out Elon. Anon will share a screenshot and everyone else will just think we're schizos anyways so no harm will happen publicity wise.

ELON PLEASE PUMP CHAINLINK

>>25900363

Can you tweet about HEX?
Its the first crypto CD. Highest interest per year from all PoS coins.

>>25900237
no joke I kind of wish I was in a similar situation like you right now
having big dreams and working on them while living like a mongrel, those were the times

Elon, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone else. I sent BTC to one of those scam twitter accounts that impersonated your account. I've never felt so dumb in my life and I cringe everytime I think about it.

unironically think it’s probably the real elon here.

how long is your cock?

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>>25899193

eloooooo, give money plz already - $10 million is enough! PLZ

thoughts on doge

>>25900476

Why do you always pause like a faggot when someone asks you something and now that you passed jeff bezos can you call him a cuck for us

>>25899481
HAHAHA OKAY NO WAY YOIU ARE ELON HAHAHAHAHH that made me fucking lol so hard

I need about tree fiddy

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>>25900429
you should have listened when we told you to return to monke El

>>25899193
Can you set up your own web hosting service to compete with amazog? You have the money

>>25899193
Call Jeff Bezos "the world's delivery boy" and "that's all he is".

>>25900451
holy shit its you from the JUSTed thread

>>25899193
When can I buy a Teslamobile with Dogecoin?

>>25900481
this is somewhat true
the stress of life, this disgusting heat you feel inside when you just want to fuck off, I had it with nothing in my bank account and have it now
I said it once and I said it again - I'm not sure if myself would choose my life over a simple one again if I could but I wont complain obviously

Its sad when you have to admit to yourself how much a single bitcoin would benefit you especially in the presence of someone that has about 2000. We are truly entering a neo feudal era.

Okay i bite.
Please Pump our chainlink and RSR bags Elon.
Will chain link be integrated into any of your products.

Finally I work as a consultant for an IT firm can you create a position for me in Japan preferably around Osaka or Fukuoka?

>t.kansai anon

>>25900694
Youve never had nothing in your bank account nigger. I was along for the ride until now but larp faggot forgot tesla came from dat blood diamond bloodline

>>25899193
25,000 tesla stock price when?

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>>25899193
thanks for everything elon bro, pls dont become evil

do you ever miss Canada? I was born here and always felt like an American in spirit. I was going to move to the US for school but my dad has a criminal record and I'd feel bad leaving my family behind

hi elongated muskrat why are yu homosexual and why did grimes get trained by her family to schut guns and why are you children spoiled loser gamers and why did you do it ?

>>25900694
Do you have a little trick to cope with the stress? No pills of course.

>>25900694
gj anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4&ab_channel=ChowMains

>>25900694
Fuck guys I can tell it's unironically Elon from the way he types. Elon please please please buy and tweet about Chainlink sometime this year and make all of /biz/ rich. /biz/ will thank you forever

>>25900720
>tokyjnp
>Toky Jpn
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo based rearragning ID.

>>25899193
what should I study to be an asset on Mars?

>>25899193
gib more advice. love u Elon <3

>>25899193
>Elom Nusk

>>25899193
hair tips?

>>25899295
So it's true then?

>why don't you shill iexec on your twitter?
why the fuck are people still buying tesla stock?
>why the hell are you trying to convince people you're elon musk?
why the fuck would you start this thread downloading a picture of yourself off google instead of just a phone pic?
>how long until your extravagant fall from grace?
how far along are you in neuralink? I want to upload or at least back my intelligence with a database

answer anything you want, op.

>>25901360
yesyesyesyes.

Did you know that Yellowknife named a taxidermied Muskox after him? Elon Muskox. No joke.

>>25900694
buy monero elon, look into that shit faggot

>>25899295
only if murican trannies stop screeching

>>25899839
sir based with kleros mars base

>>25901360
>why the fuck are people still buying tesla stock?
don't want to sound cynical but retail money truly is the dumbest money out there
the cycle consists of impressing the general public with superficial stuff, big investors pumping the stock in advance of the predictable dumb money wanting to buy in
smart money bought, dumb money sees green graphs and buys, repeat
anyway that's it guys
keep grinding
wagmi, one way or another

>>25901672
love you El but please let us know how it smells before you go?

>>25901717
kinda like updog

>>25899328
ok this is epic

>>25901836
I only know DN

>>25899193
hey Elon, do you invest in vinyl records?

>>25899193

will Decentralizing the Internet save us?
Zero Knowledge proofs?

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>>25899216
need you to answer this one please sir

>>25901672
>Didn't address the chainlink question.
Typical big boys.

>>25901836
what's updog?

>>25899193
Hey Elon! You're a smelly fucking ape. A living breathing missing link. A drooling white coon. Your spic maids leave greasy bean farts in your food. Your rabbi is an Axe-doused negroid felon too. When are you going back to Africa with the rest of your kind?

Any neuralink news? Also neuralink stonks when?

>>25899393
He didn’t do it, must not be Musk....

Aa

>>25899382
That makes no sense, sir

>>25902433
how the fuck dont you know joes dog?

>>25899216
OP here, yes she does.
also my funding rounds are a failing unless i inject from other stages.
im running a ponzi scheme and im anxious about delevering and working on my private island exit scam while the press murders my name in 2 months.

it's still a long term hold btw. just going to be a little longer after buying the coming dip.

also my executives are about to unload 12 months of vested shares after reporting season. good luck faggots

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1349129669258448897?s=20

>>25903053
Damn, Elon using Q tactics

>>25903053
it could be the egg or it could be the chicken, we'll never known

>>25900429
you've romanticized it.
you dont miss it
trust me

ive been having to pay myself 3 years of accrued benefits for a company im helping to build. my mistake was being a worker for someone else and thinking i'd get any benefits out of it.
nah i got told to be thankful when i brought up the last and next tax seasons ive literally earnt half of my wage and that all of my contract benefits were reneged. all of my obligations remain and infact increased.

im going to start building traps in the model. if they cant do math, fuck em, not my fault anymore.

had a sales bitch trying to lecture the board about covid and all i could think was this is one of our numbers ladies.. holy fuck, were dead in less than 6 months.

no cash on hand, no income, all events cancelled or postponed with pending credits..
about 50 salaried staff around the income and one venue with one tech providing income to the company..

please give me a job and visa. i will work 20 hours a day for cheap as long as im allowed to build something to its potential. im sick of the scam world

>>25903053
>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1349129669258448897?s=20
but that was 3 hrs ago