/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>25892908
Based, every one of those robots bought is one step closer to UBI

PLEASE PLEASE DONT BUY ROBOWAGIE I HAVE BEEN LOYAL TO THE COMPANY FOR 20 YEARS

>>25892908
As a human bean I could grab that 5x faster at least, maybe 10. This shit is supposta impress me?

probably spics are still cheaper than having a shitty machines unless it works 24/7

>>25892908
>HEB
Based, my local grocery store chain will soon be making a whole lotta jobs obsolete.

>>25892959
only after WWIII reduces the population to under 100 million.... Nopnkers will not survive

>>25893048
yeah and you'd work 24 hours a day with minimal costs as well

>>25892908
>he stole this from pol

>>25893131
SIR I WILL WORK HARDER I PROMISE BUT I CANNOT WORK 24 HOURS A DAY I HAVE FAMILY AND KIDS

>>25893131
Automation is an Asian conspiracy

>>25892908
Hope robots and AI get adopted at a much faster rate so all the wagie normies can finally be put in the pod and sterilized or outright euthanized with glorious vaccines.

>>25893074
Mexicans racing around on those powered pallet jacks break people's ankles all the time.

>>25893190
Based and klauspilled

Have people ever considered that the cost to buy, maintain, and add custom code when needed to robowagies will probably make the unviable for years to come

>>25892908
So many ways this lil guy box grabbing could go wrong.

>>25893048
the absolute cope
this retard don't understand it's only downhill for physical labor from now on
the machine will only get better and more efficient, but yeah, "muh physical prowess "

That is the most overly complex robo wagie i have ever seen

>>25892991
How does a $50 applebees gift card sound?

>>25893234
YES EXACTLY SIR AND I WILL WORK HARDER AND LONGER HOURS JUST PLEASE LET ME KEEP BEING WAGIE

>>25893048
His thing work 24/7 with no breaks besides maintenance. It has no salary. It will never dick around. It will never threat to sue you or cause HR problem with Karen.

>>25893270
OH GREAT SIR IT IS A GREAT GIFT! THANK YOU SO MUCH IT IS MUCH APPRECIATED I WILL TELL MY WIFE TONIGHT THAT YOU GAVE ME THIS GIFT

>>25892959
>UBI
lol no

>>25893111
>HEB
Holy shit I just noticed that too. And that's because they take good care of their employees too. I guess all those benefits to the cashiers working in the front has to come from somewhere.

>>25893183
If you cared for that family and kids, you'd work even harder wagie. Now back in the cagie

>>25892959
Delusion of the highest degree

>>25893048
you could do it faster in the moment, but over a 24 hour period could you do it faster? Could you do it faster in the moment WHILE working 24 hours a day, 7 days, a week, 365 days a year, and get paid nothing to do it, demand no benefits or hours, no vacation, and no unpredictability?

>>25893111
>robots grab produce (apples, peaches, avocados, etc)
>bruise the shit out of it so no one wants to buy
>incapable of culling out damaged/spoiled produce (especially in an efficient reliable manner)
>due to not being able to filter out bad/unsellable produce from fresh/sellable product, it cannot keep inventory and order the correct amounts of produce each day
>still much slower than the many fine movements humans do

I mean that robo tech is many years away from replacing grocery stockers, and even when it starts to it will still suck too much to effect employment in perishable departments. Would only effect center store night shift stockers at best.

>>25892959
You'll get your government supplied rations and be thankful for it.

>>25893121
schizo

>>25893238
>So many ways this lil guy box grabbing could go wrong
Same can be said for human wagies. At least the robot versions are a one-time investment which when scaled up to cover massive factory spaces will be equivalent to paying workers less than a penny per hour.
And also when they fail they fail in more standardized and easy to mass correct ways compared to human wageslaves who mess up for arbitrary reasons related to their personal life or drug abuse.

>>25893449
SIR I HAVE WIFE AND CHILDREN

>>25893048
This thing also won't go sit on the crapper for 10-15 minutes browsing fagbook.

>>25893469
>senors that can filter damaged produce at a 99% success rate by using oracle based captcha's

ngmi

>>25893511
>SIR I HAVE WIFE AND CHILDREN
Yes, yes, I heard you the first time, Wagerson. Rest assured your family has already been processed for the Amazon Fresh© organ sellers market.

>>25892959
yes im sure the 1% will be glad to give you some pittance instead of keeping all the money for themselves LOL

>>25893593
Yeah okay and when I was in my lower twenties like you I was into futurism and expecting self-driving cars to be years away. It's exciting to think about but we're not moving as fast as people think.

>>25893734
They have actual self-driving cars already. They didn't have that when I was in my twenties. There are contracts and orders in place right now with car companies for self-driving taxi fleets.

>>25893189
If we ever want to become an interplanetary species AI is a requirement unfortunately.

>>25893734
Lets take this discussion offline and circle back on this tomorrow. As a company we're sticking to our core competencies and our boots on the ground team will have this live by Friday. As for your insubordination im docking your pay 75% and putting you on probabtion for the next 4months. You will need to tell me when you use the bathroom from now on.

I'll consider this a one off, but we are going to have a discussion about your conduct.

>>25892908
fully autonomous warehouses & supply chains are going to be so fucking sexy
fuck wagies, fuck jannies, fuck neets, fuck boomers, fuck society

t. software developer

BEST CASE SENERIO they take you to fucking Elysium to be a sex slave

>>25893734
mid-30s boomer here and i fell for that one too. but don't you think we're both under normalcy bias now. it doesn't work until one day it does, and once it does a whole lot of wagies become obsolete

>>25892959
>This time the tyrants will be benevolent, I just know it

>>25894090
ITcucks better develop military-grade robots as well, because you know a good number of people will be gunning for you simps when shit truly hits the fan

Good thing I dont work in a warehouse

>>25894090
>t. software developer
He thinks he's safe. lmao

Once Elon puts his brain implant into people they'll simply be able to dictate what they want in their mind and the computer AI will program it for them. The reptilians won't even need you anymore. They'll just think what they want and their brain-link will communicate with their personal MEGA-AI which runs their fully autonomous design and creation factory.

>>25894302
>when shit truly hits the fan
So never?

>>25894302
>>25894667
wagie cope