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bitfarms

FUCKING GAMESTOP

why is pltr so comfy

>>25890387
Awww man

food is about to get real expensive bros

4minutes left to buy OEG for tomorow

KTOS

HUT 8 is another BTC miner that will probably be going to NASDAQ in a few weeks.

>underperforming a modest index like TQQQ
>unable to maintain 3% a day to account for inflation

what am I doing wrong bros...

So, anons, did you beat inflation today?

Last chance to buy GHIV under 13 bros.

should I buy plug before close?

I'm afraid I'll get bogged

>>25890383
Biden will get into office, Corona suddenly over, all middle eastern countries will get fucked again. Screencap this

love the last minute pump

I hope you all bought the FUBO crash last week

Remember to beat the 3% inflation rate today.

>>25890462
>should I buy into an overbought hype company with an infeasible product?
Go for calls!

Fuck you, im holding

>>25890456
You know it's not possible Anon.

PLTR IPOE calls have been bought

>>25890443
Bought it yesterday at close

>>25890483
this, you haven't made it unless you're up 3% every day

Fuuug lost almost 40% on LMFA today

bought into bitf and bcrx instead

>>25890442
what food is this

>>25890450
Just be luckier bro

Had fun today collecting premiums. How was your day paypigs?

>Buy KO for $50
>Sell limit at $55
Ez

>>25890498
>IPOE
What? Why? It's steadily going down.

>>25890442
How do I get corn into my portfolio?

awww yis

>Moderna up 5%
ayee baby

>3:50 rolls around
>red dildo appears like cockwerk

>>25890523
inflation btfo, gj lad

>>25890450
ngmi

Just bought 500k of BABA. Wish me luck!

>>25890513
I’m 3% down today kekek

>>25890519
corn

>>25890456
I beat my meat today.

>>25890537
You might as well sell covered calls and get steady money.

Not too bad, a 4.43% day.

FUCK GME though, piece of shit has been trading sideways all day.

>>25890532

>>25890456
only up 4%

How do I invest in Holocaust Business? Is there a company listed on the stock market that handles compensation from Germany to Jews? I checked AIDL but it's not listed. Also, how do I short a company as europoor?

Up 3% today
Went all in on BDTX and AZN with my profits

Swooped up some AAPL calls expiring this Friday, Tim Cook better not let me down tomorrow.

HUTMF

buy FDX and sell at 315

Just want Tether to explode so I can buy back into Bitcoin. Feels strange not having something on an exchange bros.

>>25890605
Me too first time in ages felt good.

AMAZON BULLISH ENGULFING! OPENED 1K AT 3120 WITH STOP LOSS AT 3100. LETS SEE TOMORROW

FUCK OYU NASDUMP THAT LAST SECOND CANCLDDE DUFCKED ME HARD

>>25890631
>how do I short a company as europoor?
Buy options on IBKR

Imagine falling for the leveraged ETF meme when stock mommy Cathie Wood generates more return with far less risk

Imagine losing everything in the next major crash when you could have just given your money to Cathie

DING DING DING

AAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA BFARF

>>25890483
I've made 3.5% gains every day for the past year, so I should get .5% profit after inflation. Sad.

>>25890413
Post screenshot

PSCE is a one month hold right now, thank me later

>>25890523
wait let me zoom out

>>25890450
what the fuck are you talking about 3% inflation per day?

>>25890698
they're trying to force a meme and you're taking the bait

ACTC chads report to me, WKHS is dead

CLF tranny what is your eow price target I saw all those calls you are holding

>>25890456
N-no...

>>25890571
Dent corn? Sweet corn? Popping corn? Flint corn? Heirloom corn?

my portfolio is crabbing since monday

>>25890542
>What? Why? It's steadily going down
Best time to buy leaps. Sofi is based there’s no way cathie doesn’t scoop this up

>>25890679
>I've made 3.5% gains every day for the past year
You would be a billionaire if that were true. Assuming you sold everything and reinvested 100% each day.

Any recommended call options? pls and thanks

>>25890698
>what is the Federal Reserve

>>25890698
>he doesn’t know the daily inflation rate is 3%
ngmi

Nah. Some smoothbrain in another thread said you needed to make more than 3% a day to beat inflation, so it’s just become a running joke.

>>25890698
approx 140% of all US dollars in circulation were printed in 2020

>>25890456
Yes 7.5%

>>25890751
GME 1/15 200c

>>25890456
>+0.8%
n-no

>>25890698
I don’t get what your asking? Inflations 3% every day?

>someone bought 142,000 shares at $12.70
>$15 1/15/21 GHIV calls in dark pool spreadsheet
HMMMMMMMM

>>25890532
Everything was green for me anon with good taste. We're getting that bag
>>25890568
Should've bought some BIDU as well.

Why yes, I’ve been bagholding FUBO calls, how could you tell?

>>25890331

No, https://www.reuters.com/article/usa-biden-defense/bidens-defense-nominee-could-get-17-million-as-he-leaves-raytheon-idUSL1N2JL075

Twitter continues to trend down after 2 days

Should I hold ACTC? What say you /smg/? If it doesn't dump tomorrow morning I'm not really sure whether to hold or sell.

>>25890764
this

>>25890456
Up 11% so almost beat the daily inflation rate of 3%

>>25890775
Nice fren

>>25890456
yes

>>25890746
Ngmi

should i buy June2021 44p on TWTR. my broker rapes me with fees, so only real answers plz

>>25890742
tru dat. Shame I bought the top and have no cash left.

>>25890456
>+2.33%
I don't know why I bother.

How did we do today /biz/
MGTI and CLWD bros

>>25890780
might buy this

>>25890751
Can I interest you in some of my 30c 01/22 on PLTR? You have very nice chance of profits sir :^)

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Is there any meme Kratos DOESN'T have a finger in?

Why did you get UUUU instead of UEC?

>>25890773
Stocklet here, can you explain if this is a sign that the guy is a retard or that he knows something that I should blindly follow?

>>25890498
>PLTR
i thought you fags are dead.
Ok, I'll bite - what calls?

>he didn’t buy SHIP

GHIV+ bros, what you feeling today?

ZOM bros...

>>25890764
why gamestop for the 1/15? something big?
200c?
what would you put for hit price?

>>25890456
>make more than a wagie sitting on my ass
>2.39%
>still can't beat inflation

>>25890761
Why does that happen? Break their back or something?

>>25890885
fucking kek, I hate stocks

>>25890878
see
>>25890853

>>25890773
Some guy threw a million bucks into GHIV? Maybe he has HIV.

>>25890870
Depends on how you look at it
Pessimist would say "wow someone sold 142,000 shares - must be going down!"
Optimist would say "wow someone bought 142,000 shares - must be going up!"
Imo it's more bullish than not - the reason you buy a stock is because you think it is going up - there are no other reasons to buy
There are a lot more reasons to sell. You may be taking partial profits, you may be rebalancing your portfolio, you may need the money, you might have another trade you want to get into more - a lot of reasons to sell, only 1 reason to buy

>>25890456
>1.20%
I barely even beat a savings account

>>25890885
>not requesting the payment to be in shares instead of cash
She's so fucking low IQ, why would you want FIAT?

>>25890920
Blood pressure spike and then drop.

>>25890924
>01/22

hah. My condolences

>>25890885
holy shit, imagine paying Snoop Doggy Dogg to shill some weed stocks then post the video on all the stoner and nigger websites

>>25890456
8%, thanks POWW

>>25890456
>+2.84%
still ultimately a red day bros

Buy MNXXF
Mine gray rock for TSLA batteries
GO TO MARS!
Do the needful

>>25890870
Someone with that much money surely isn’t a retard most of the time, follow the big money for profit.

I wanted to open a robinhood account and it wants a picture of my driver's license...is this seriously a requirement?

It seems so getho desu

>>25890855
I don't understand any of this fren, but you listed lots of names. I assume it means KTOS is important, but how will it make me money? I expect $10 dividend every month, for each one of my shares, and a batch of KFC coupons. It's not negotiable, can you handle this?

The chad stairs

>>25890885
Alright boys, we should pick a dirt cheap stock for /smg/ to dump into, and we should have a couple anons send money to Carole Baskins to pump the stocks.

>>25890884
confident bro. patience is key.

OH NONONONONO

>>25890789
Hold. Proterra is way better than Arrival/CIIC and their valuation is like 30 billion at current price meanwhile ACTC is $4 billion, so you do the math

>>25890997
Kratos does not have a divifren

>>25890879
I bought and held SHIP all day at .88 you promise its gonna moon tomorrow right?

Guess what tards, AQB is the future. Pet salmon for each aquabounty investor

>>25890995
I signed up in 2018 and I don't remember that

>>25890884
Tomorrow is my birthday so it should go up.

>>25890655
>Stock Market General

>>25891038
Then what the fuck are you shilling me? What's the point of owning shares of company that doesn't share the earnings with me? Once more I got duped

>>25891061
I think it only requires it if you don't have a credit score.

>>25891024
Why would you even make this lol

>>25891024
Canadians rekt, maybe they'll shut the fuck up now

>>25890456
8.62% so 5.62% after inflation.

Any other pajeet vaccine holders here? Should’ve sold and now they’re heavy bags

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>>25891100
because the stock goes up retard, then you sell it later when it's worth more

>>25890387
so twitter is shit, but it's not going anywhere, it does this every time it bans a big dog, is it too retarded to go all in just for the bounce back?
it could potentially be a quick 15%

>>25890655
im refusing to sell MARA, so i hope for the opposite or im fucked

>>25890813
cool illusion

>>25890885
I remember holding ZOM at .23 when the insider jew shilled it in June I forgot about it

>>25890456
>why yes, I do HODL PLUG

FUSE chads OOOOOOO

>>25890761
deadlift mongoloids btfo

>>25891132
wtf did cathy really say this?

>>25890456
0.76% so -2.24% after today's inflation
fucking Fed

HLX, BQ, BEST. I'm up 7.6% while spy is down 0.01% kek

Thanks chinks

>>25891166
Imagine if you had been buying calls

>>25891134
So it's just speculation and gambling then. I'm not retarded by the way.

>>25890456
Not today, but I'm up enough from yesterday to make up for it.

>>25890987
>MNXX
buy
>UUUU as well.
>>25890857
UEC has a poo CEO who loves to issue new shares. he doesn't care about the company growth as much as he cares about his own.

>>25890655

>mfw bought NAK today

>>25890655
Jew nigger cock, RAUS and take your shitcoins

>>25891208
yes, all the big money is made on speculation

if you want big fat lazy companies that pay dividends forever, NOC does the same things as KTOS (stealth drones and space and other stuff) but pays a dividend

Literally a V shape recovery lmao
Good thing I sold all of my RIDE shares and FOMO'd into ACTC

>>25891024
>>25891107
>>25891112
This is going to make MNXXF moon. $1 EOW
Never underestimate the human capacity for raw stupidity

>>25891024
lmao. manganese shill spammer btfo
this tweet reminds me of pic related

>>25891255
same, and 2 calls randomly

>>25890456
its been one hell of a past few days

>>25891208
It has always been, I bought RTX for a /pol/ post, now I just need war with iran for it to go up

>>25890458
Fuck off. You guys have been saying this for weeks. Honestly quite pathetic. Most spacs go down on merge news and you guys are betting it will go up kek

Ghiv anons have the HIV
Fucking invest in aids anon

Where’s my NGA bros at? Are we going to push 30 again?????

>>25891266
Sell while you can. SPACs rapidly depreciate right after announcements.

t. IPOE bagholder

>>25891321
youll never be a woman

Holy shit im crying. I'm so lucky

Anyone in tech have opinions on RXT?

>>25891166
thats not how you hodl PLUG

>>25891364
Lol it’s been 3 days. ADHD zoomerfuck

OXY has risen above its warrant redemption price. My holdings of dinosaur juice are finally paying off.

>>25891268
That tweet is obviously fake lmao

>>25891373
Nice. How?

>>25891024
>>25891289
kek remember when COOMERS shilled Microsoft working with Gamestop

>10y yields back down
what happened?

>>25891373
if those are calls, sell before you lose it all and rope

>>25890761
> the double hyperextension on the last one
He's going to wake up in a world of hurt.

Plays for tomorrow, GHIV is gunna be a dead crap stock no hype

I make the cutest dead cat bounces :D

>>25891405
Daytrading is a art.

>>25891436
But it doesn't matter because GME moon'd anyways if you held

>>25890523
How bro

>>25890987
Based. Shills out in full force
>Hurr it's a meme
>Hurr manganese isn't profitable

Nigger I'm betting the PEA and PFS is positive. The meme will boost us. Eye on the prize boys. Any day now and we make it

>>25890774
Based. Keep climbing.

>>25891459
:3

>>25891436
the revenue sharing agreement is both real and a big deal

how can you still be repeating October 2020 FUD in 2021

>>25891077
LUV

$48 strike

>>25890387
UMMMMMM PARTY CITY BROS???

>>25891024
I will admit you had be for a millisecond.
Well played.

Tesla manganese connection confirmed.
Pic related.

>>25891364
Yeah I plan on selling right at open
Don't know what to buy with it though, have about 67.5 shares worth

>>25891449
Stocks

>>25891447
Fed bought some back with their corn profits.

Soxl once again vanguard of my pirtfolio

>>25890456
Antisemitism isn't welcome in these threads.

What leveraged ETFs are people holding at the moment? I want to get into HIBL but I'm worried it's too late. What about NAIL? FNGU and TQQQ seem like a bad idea while there's political nonsense going on with big tech

>>25890769
tfw only up 2% today
go on without me bros

i rode POWW up to like 5.15 and sold

preddy good

>>25890438
> <4% loss

wow you might as well kys

>>25891456
STPK

>why? muh DD?
here's your DD
https://citronresearch.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/01/Stem-STPK-Looking-Beyond-Tesla.pdf

I was holding just enough FARM to have earned some free giant zucchini orders, why did I sell yesterday waaaaaaah

>>25891567
Are you being disingenuous for a reason? That pic has been deboooonked so many times and you still try to shill your PnD to newfags. Shame on you.

Man that TWTR drop looks tempting..

The shit is this?

>>25891544
WHAT HAPPENED?

>>25891580
Is it too late to get into SOXL? Do they do a split at some point or is it just going to go up forever?

>>25891132
Bro I posted this morning I had a lewd Cathie dream last night....stop I don’t want another

There's still time to get into BDTX
$34 EOW then it'll dump again

>>25891570
wtf did you buy to be up 50% in a week with just stocks

>>25891459
:3

>>25891521
its already in the money, doesnt seem worth it at all

Which options should I buy?

Icln clf or gme ?

>>25891620
Do you think PLUG is going to keep going bananas? I should have bought under $10 fuck

>>25891622
>>25891544
partys over

>>25891587
URTY.

>>25891620
GHIV we be worth $8 after merger sell now

>>25891622
It was beating inflation too...

thoughts on these triple baggers?

>>25891640
>buy crashed penny stock
>sell when it gets pumped by the bogs
>buy the dump
>sell the pump
>repeat

>>25891658
None, all in on GHIV

>>25891658
Buy my NAK $2 leap so I can sell my shares

>>25891649
this was a test run for short term call, thought id play it safer for ITM call

>>25891616
Wrong

Jeff was hired at Tesla in 2016
Roger was hired at manganese x in 2016
Pump came months ago during Tesla battery day
Roger was promoted last week

Your time line sucks. Just give it a rest.

>>25891627
I also wonder this. Will it keep going up if semiconductor demand keeps rising? Seems like demand will only ever keep rising.

>Anon, why didn't you fall for chink scams like chads dad? They're rich

>>25891676
IKR

is there a reason acquisition stocks do this that isnt extremely suspicious its the 3rd day the stock has existed and its the 3rd time it did this in AH

>>25891389
Another revolut chad

Do you use standard, premium or metal?

>>25891706
How do I find such penny stocks?

>>25891693
Oh no your right bros, How am I gonna financially recover from this? I will be left behind as now I am 3.33 days of inflation behind.

>>25891721
I don't understand ITM calls, if it moves against you then you're losing a higher premium

>>25891704
You stole tht from pop portfolios

any of the GHIV
wanna share thoughts on why?

>>25891754
You make a list of everything that gets shilled on /biz/, then buy when anything falls more than 10% in a day

>>25891678
Interesting. How long are you holding?

>>25891726
bumping for SOXL takes

>>25891754
GNUS and NAK were big winners AFTER they dumped
same thing with SOLO

so basically anything that dumps

>>25890425
because it's both an entertaining meme company and actually has an ironclad future.

hope it dips a bit so I can buy more, I'm hodling a bunch of calls and swing trading, but sold a bunch of shares when it hit 26

>>25891768
low risk for high gains next week

>>25891768
Apparently the GHIV calls have 66k calls and puts 3k so the mms are keeping it low and below $15 till after the 15th Han when the calls expire. Is what I’m hearing but it could just be a shit stock due to the huge amount of shares.

>>25891783
LMFA looking nice based on this. Only red stock on my biz watchlist

>>25891814
>>25891783
I see I see, I appreciate the tips gals. I already knew /smg/ is definite source of success, but now I learned another way to use it.

When does AMRS moon?

>>25891616
ok bobo

>>25891754
stock screener
any pharma stock under $8 is guaranteed a good pump if it's down more than 10% of the mean price

>>25891865
never ever

>>25891722
Okay, let's entertain this idea for a little whlle:
Let's say tesla will make 1 million cars a year. These cars have 540kg of batteries. If the stupid rumours of 33% manganese content are true, this means somewhere around 178 thousand tons of manganese.

The world manganese production is 18 million tons. Tesla would literally consoom less than 1% of manganese production in this case.

And you seriously believe that they would go with an expensive, unproven canadian microcap mine, when they can get it for peanuts? Because they are former pals or something? This is a special kind of retarded.

>GME goes up 0.06%
>literally up 2% of 3% inflation

see you later losers

>>25891616
There's multiple sources that show they are brothers. You're just an emotional faggot

>>25891885
Do the needful

When you thought fuel cell was overvalued at $3 and it’s like $19 a month later

>>25891737
This was formed soon after the election with close ties to Biden. Expect some fuckery.

>>25891791
>Interesting. How long are you holding?
Until civil war goes beyond Ireland levels, if it ever does.

>>25891872
>>25891865
just get out while you can this is a piece of shit no different from bcrx

>I finally believe in the GHIV meme but my broker doesn't have it

>>25891906
>>25891910
I'm okay with you pajeet fucks trying to poomp. I've done my ob in this thread.

>>25891587
BNKU

>>25891704
>virgin galactic
草

Anyone else in on EHang? It closed at a record high today...

>>25890885
damn, i also remember this was shilled in June. I bought then got bogged 25% and sold.

>>25891289
oldfag

>>25891751
standard. Don't need upgrade, i dont plan to buy/sell often. Between you and me, I made a second portfolio on trading212. Revolut portfolio I will try to keep slower and safer, trading212 will be riskier plays

>>25891764
>stole
kek its on stocktards

teach a newfriend how to git gud lads

>>25891996
Plug, and now this. Wtf, are we doing unworkable scifi dream day today?

>>25892044
since october 07..

Anyone in APXT, feels like I'm the only left from the rise up, down, >>25891998
and up again

>>25892063
yolo entire account on spy calls

>>25892063
Buy GHIV x3 in one week

>>25892063
Just go short on inflation. Guaranteed 3% a day.

>>25891616
They're legit scammers at this point. Watch how they move the goal posts to "just buy it for a short term play" after making up a bunch of shit about how Manganese demand is going to go through the roof because of partnership with Tesla that doesn't exist.

>>25892066
What's the next PLUG? I want some ~$10 stock to throw $500 at

>>25892063
>-2.83% on the day after inflation
just put it in an index bro..

>>25892063
get a job
dca
move up in your job
dca more

>>25892091
based.
Sept 08 here
Feelsbadman.jpg

>>25892098
I bought in a while ago but sold, I do like avepoint but imma wait for merger date to be announced before buying back in

>>25892136
Gaussin

>>25892136
Buy Boqii faggot

>>25892136
AQB

>>25892066
Seems like it.... FOMOing into a futuristic utopian dream... especially with Biden promising pretty much everything including being able to walk on water lol

>>25890447
>Canadian

>>25892203
shill me on the salmon, ill probably buy on a dip

>>25892136
I have zero idea my friend. I predicted that PLUG would slowly fade away because it is an unworkable idea based on a bad understanding of physics.

At this point I'd suggest finding the most outrageous SciFi BS company, buy, and watch it 3x while it scams entire fucking governments.

>>25892134
I should have just saved the deboonking infopic,. but I didn't think it was necessary.

Why the FUCK does the NYSE still have business hours? It is the year 2021 and we still aren't trading 24/7 wtf

>>25892098
I sold at $15 a month ago, but they announced they will merge in February so I am expecting it to go $20 and above

>>25892125
Why buy SPY calls when you can buy leveraged S&P500 etfs that you can hold until profitable? It's like calls without the battle against theta.

Stay out of OZSC, just saying..

>>25892226
And give up on AH shenanigans? Easy on the antisemitism please.

>>25891487
Tsla calls, spy calls bought at the bottom today

>>25892226
Better question is, why are jews allowed to trade while rest of us cannot? AH is such a scam.

>>25892203
Interesting, why bio-engineered fish?? What's the catalyst for a stock like that to go crazy?

>>25892052
Seems good, I opened one in eToro but I saw the 5$ thing and got the fuck out. And is there an advantage of trading 212 over revolut?

bros i need 300$ by the end of the month for rent. i have 70$ to invest. whats the stock to blindly jump into?

AMD

WHAT THE FUCK

>>25892226
After-hours is best hours. The most retarded spikes happen there.

>>25892224
>unworkable idea based on a bad understanding of physics.

ok, I'll bite. What dont people in PLUG understand about physics?

>>25892226
Business hours are the perfect way to manipulate retards into selling low and buying high.

>>25892242
Because I prefer the risk it takes to get 1000% gains rather than a 3x etf that may get me 25%

Are you ready for the after-hours PLUG spike anons?

>>25892297
youre fucked just give up

>>25892297
Learn to live frugal. Moustache man ate only bread and milk for days, if you follow his steps you can be like him

>>25892242
TQQQ didn't even beat Cathie Wood over the last year, and it has orders of magnitude more risk. You're getting jewed

>>25892224
This one? Kek, they just ignore it.

>>25892297
That's a couple weeks to find a job, anon.

>>25891956
do it like a pro and have two (2) brokers

>>25892297
Spend that $70 on a pair of good sturdy kneepads. I have faith on you, you can make that $300 if you try hard enough!

>>25892297
Get a job. That’s literally 3 days of min wage in any urban area.

>>25892294
>And is there an advantage of trading 212 over revolut?
There is more stocks to choose from.

Bros I got $500. What do? Everything is up. Aghhhh!

>>25892226
how to buy after-hours and pre-market???

>>25892297
>have only 70
>300 for rent
always startling being reminded that im posting among literal crackheads

>>25892347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OufL6TxIuzc

I have a call

>>25892419
LEXX

>>25892285
A famine I guess.

>>25892308
Hydrogen power cells have a theoretical round-trip efficiency of 70%. Practical is around 40% currently. (Batteries are 100% and 95%+). This means 2x operating costs.
Hydrogen leaks out of everything. IT goes through a baloon fdeflating overnight.
The infrastructure costs to do hydrogen is way worse than for simple charging stations.
The energy density is not much better than batteries, so you're not better of in either mass or volume either.

Solution for EVs: regular old LiIon
Solution for grid problems: Regular old NatGas, gravity storage (hydro, mainly), pressurized air, and of course batteries (molten salt, or lithium)

And these reasons are purely economic.

>>25892363
i literally am bro ive eaten nothing but hotdogs and oatmeal for 3 months i havent been outside other than for work in 7 months and i dropped my girlfriend as she was a bad investment. i dont want to touch my investment fund to pay for shitter rent so im trying to turn 70 into 300.

>>25892419
Unironically get some nice stuff for your kitchen and learn to cook. All the money on earth won’t help if you die of heart disease. Eat healthy and be happy
> note: this poster works at a grocery store and is biased towards food

>>25892284
use a different broker. etrade is 7am to 8pm, then 24/5 for SPY and other big ETFs

How does biz feel about LAZR?

>>25892428
only on 4chan can you talk about stocks with, a millionaire or two, literal crack heads and anime posters

>>25892441
Why hasn’t diesel electric caught on for cars? It works great for trains, is it just shitty at stop and go?

Everyone who talked shit about $ZOM can fuck themselves

>>25891255
>NAK at 0.62 after hours

What the fuck?

>>25892478
one of my first plays, bought the top at $47, sold at $38, it then dumped all the way to $28

Few people are more retarded than the 3X leveraged ETF shills which have infested us the last few days.

If you bought TQQQ one year ago, you would have made less than simply giving your money to Cathie Wood.

>>25892478
It's a cucked mans VLDR

Anyone knows when the Sold Puts get assigned?
Sold a Put and it is supposed to expiry Friday. But it is not getting expired worthless. Does that mean I will get assigned?

>random TV show I'm watching references the 1929 collapse
>sudden impulse to sell fucking everything

>>25891622
Party over.

>>25892376
ARKK crabbed for years before
you can't pretend 2020 was a normal year

>>25892416
Any hidden comission, fees?
Having more stocks seems good, revolut doesnt have GHIV and I am in for the meme

>>25892393
Ya, thx.
I'm just posting it for everyone else, so they don't fall into the trap.
People fucking bought RYCEY here, so...

>>25892510
It did, at least in europe. Then diesel actually became more expensive than petrol. And then of course dieselgate and NOX stuff happened, and they became shit.
But literally all trucks are diesel, and like 30% of new cars here are diesel.

>NAK
Holy shit what the fuck happened.

>>25892419
Flying Chink EVs

NAK up nearly 40% after hours. You should have bought it an hour ago.

MNXXF

>>25892532
Zoom out the chart

>>25892441
> operating costs.
You're not accounting for batteries slowly losing effectiveness over time and need replacing.

> so you're not better of in either mass or volume either.
How can you say that about any kind of fuel? A battery always weighs the same (ie 1 fuckton) while weight of hydrogen load goes down as you spend it.


I dont know about hydrogen leaking through everything. I feel like that's incorrect, but dont care to research

make a new thread, bitch.

>>25892510
>diesel electric
FUCK, I missed "electric".
The current hybrids are pretty close, actually, but with an even more efficient cycle. I have no idea why they did mechanical linkage instead of purely electrical tho.

About diesel electric... maybe because of size or complexity? I guess when you go that route you might as well go full electric.

Can someone please explain how to do the SNEEDFUL ?

>>25890631
fwog

Does anyone think the market will collapse at some point in 2021?
>Constant new ATH
>FR constantly printing trillions into the market
Inflation into consideration as well as the economy going to shit
Am i losing my mind or is the market not going to pop soon?

>>25892063
just go to reno for the weekend

you'll lose just as much money as you would if you listen to the retards here who will tell you to play options on margin, maybe even less, and instead of getting absolutely nothing to show for it at least you'll get drunk and maybe even wrangle a blowjob from a cheap hooker out of it

HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE FINDING THIS SHIT

>>25892464
Damn, knee pads are cheap as other anons pointed out but realistically its impossible not even GME would have saved you

>>25892539
yes you'll get assigned at market close on friday, unless you buy a put back to close the position

>>25892664
ok boomer

>>25892698
Inflation makes the stocks pop up though.

>>25892691
you buy the pajeet's bags.

>>25892614

I had bags at $1 sold half at 50c and bought 60 50c puts to cover my ass from another dump

How fucked am I tomorrow?

>>25890851

Why though? Despite it's undebatable large user base they are somehow unable to make a decent profit...

Fuck Tech, waifers all the way.

ASML, KLA, TSMC, UME, Micron, AMD, Intel.

>>25892691
I want to be like biden but to that lady

>>25892297
SQQQ puts and hope for a super green day

>>25892572
~39% for 2019 is crabbing?
~85% for 2017 is crabbing?
It "crabbed" for 2016 and 2018 but it still beat the S&P both years
And you won't get absolutely fucking wiped out in crashes

>>25892698
the same has been asked every year for the last 5 years. i mean shit, we had a crash and "people" like yourself are still asking it.

>>25892532
>mfw I cannot into Cathie-stocks, because MIFID II faggotry

>>25892665
>You're not accounting for batteries slowly losing effectiveness over time and need replacing.
They actually do that extremely slowly, as it turns out. Take a look at tesla battery stats, it's remarkable.
What about the electrodes in a hydrogen system?

>How can you say that about any kind of fuel? A battery always weighs the same (ie 1 fuckton) while weight of hydrogen load goes down as you spend it.
Fair enough, let that be a plus point for hydrogen.

>I dont know about hydrogen leaking through everything
The thing is is that it's so small it fits through the crystal structure of metals. Take a look at hydrogen embrittlement for example.

>>25892347
Went all in even though people told me not to, should've done it on that dip to below 62

>>25892464
for the sake of the world the best thing failures can do is to keep on failing. Too bad $70 isn't enough even for a Hi-Point.

>>25891620
I guess the Party is over... Biden won.

>>25892664
see
>>25892774

I'd say given the extreme risk involved in leveraged ETFs, a 1200% 5 year gain vs 700% isn't enough of a difference

>>25892576
ye, stuff like GHIV is there.
There's a deposit fee if you use credit card to deposit an amount over 2000, which I didn't know at the time or I'd use bank transfer instead. Otherwise I had no fees.
https://www.trading212.com/en/Trading-Conditions

MAKE THE NEW THREAD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25892698
The market won't "pop". The dotcom bubble's "pop" was a relatively slow decline in a year. People didn't realize that the ATH was in March until like september.
It's more of a slow tire deflation than a pop.
BRRRR and Inflation is actually going to delay the "pop", as will the 0 interest rates.

>>25892785

That was great, but no real crash, just a measly little boomer scare.

After 2008 it took the market way longer to recover.

>>25890571
You know people literally cannot digest corn right? That’s why you shit it out whole, it is the white person equivalent of mud cookies in Africa.

>>25891763
you're looking at it as if you're only buying 1 call regardless of whether it's ITM or OTM
you risk more with OTM calls if you look at it at the perspective of $5000 worth of OTM calls vs $5000 worth of ITM calls

>>25892437
Interesting

>>25892474
Thanks anon for the reminder.

>>25892905
no u

>>25891763
I thought it wouldnt move far enough to make the premium less than the gains. it was a $50 call

>>25892464
The only way you would turn $70 into $300 by the end of the month realistically is through options
If you have daytrades available, check out SLV weekly calls/puts - *only* buy calls on a big dip, or puts on a big run up - do not try to call a trend / do not buy calls when it is going up (it will always get hammered back down by JP Morgan)
Do not buy any puts / calls within 30 minutes of market opening on SLV or you'll get fucked
Wait for a big move sometime in the afternoon and then take your position(s)
Do not go for a huge move - a 20 to 30 cent move is what you are trying to capture
For example.. tomorrow morning, you see silver spike down below $25 - you would buy calls - or you see silver spike up to $26 - you would buy puts.
https://www.macrotrends.net/2589/silver-prices-today-live-chart
Use this chart instead of the SLV chart

>>25892912
So you mean we have to wait 6 months until we can get ahold of her bottom?

>>25892774
>>25892855
I think only holding when above the 50 day MA should do it

baked
>>25893045
>>25893045
>>25893045

>>25890553
Futures

>>25892704
Pretty much anything shilled in the old penny stock general threads have since mooned....(except KTOV and GNUS) ;)

>>25892761
Very.
>mfw bought the dip at 33c

>>25892872
Ok, thanks seems good. I' ll check how it would work out with france now that uk is out

>>25892665
>You're not accounting for batteries slowly losing effectiveness over time and need replacing.
The costs for operating battery storage isn't much, they require very little maintenance and new chemistry allows them to last decades before suffering a major loss in capacity. They'll long outlive their useful life in the case of EVs and storage.

>>25890698
The Fed is printing several Billion Dollars daily, newfag.

>>25891737
Shhhhh... don’t tell the smg about my secret sauce...

>>25891885
Wow, a wall of text that I didn't read.

I'm in for the economic report. Fuck off

Anyone else here a ZOM chad?

Got a Tesla $tsla 3/19 $600 put for $2k at close today

>will i make it tmrw frens?

>>25893445
why the fuck would you do that

>>25893475
wait should i not do that? it was less than that 3 months ago

>>25892063
Reject morality, embrace clown world.

>>25893399
10k shares at 0.07, feeling good rn