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You know why

>>25888601
Not unique to crypto. YouTube is full of cancer to begin with

>>25888601
Because it gets views. Duh.

>>25888601
every youtuber is a retarded faggot

>>25888601
because normies are attracted to this shit

>>25888601
Competition breeds superstimuli.

>>25888891
Lmao is this real?

Because that's the only way these retards can make money.
They have more views than dollars.

>>25888601
>>25888891

>>25889169
This, and the >10 minute runtimes are perfect to game YouTube's algorithms which promote this kind of shit.

That spotty bitcoin guy does the same shit

>>25888601
>>25888891
>>25889241
AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHEEEEHHHHHHHHH

>>25888601
>>25888891
I don't know what's worst - the depressing titles on gold videos or the retarded zoomer onions faces on bitcoin videos

>>25888891
Wait, that's not Logan Paul?

>watching cryptotubers unironically

>>25888601
Why do you zoomers keep enabling internet celebrities?
Actual celebrities are film actors, pro-athletes, and recording artists, not children with home videos uploaded to the public internet.

CRYPTO TUBER HERE WITH AN URGENT HUUUGELY CRITICALLY ACUTE WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!

My god thats some onions shit. I'm so glad I'm too cynical to ever even give that shit a chance.

>>25890267
kek. this one never fails

>>25889800
The duality of man.

>>25888601
big soi, unironically
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OzD-W3E01i4

YouTube is easily one of the worst sites in existence. Zoomers will never understand how fun the internet used to be.

>>25888891
His calls are pretty tradable if you want to clone his trades.

>>25888601
TAfag youtubers are the absolute worst. Every fucking time, it's a screenshot of tradingview with those stupid googly-eyes emojis and a picture of the youtuber making a soiface. Every goddamn time.

Then if you have the stomach to actually try watching it, it's autistic rambling for 30 minutes blathering on about a bunch of metrics without ever actually making a prediction or saying which way they think it's going to move. It's always just
>the next few moments are UNIRONICALLY CRITICAL for bitcoin! It could go up, down, or sideways.

I don't think there's another class of person on earth who can talk as much as youtube TAfags without ever actually saying anything.

I've noticed this too

it's because the people watching these videos are retarded, and this is the type of shit that gets clicks. It's very cringe though

>>25890594
you know i dont fully agree with YouTube being 100% awful but ya the internet just isn't as fun feels to clean and "streamlined" and almost feels smaller and not as vast as it one was.

>>25888772
this

We are looking at a 10x from here of that shit too..

Feeling kinda cute might shill some shitcoins later idk

Imagine watching a rando retard like this , he isn't even worth the mili second to dislike.

>>25891057
Probably has something to do with the fact that any alternatives get taken by the oligopoly of infrastructure providers (domain registrars, payment processors, cloudflare) for not toeing the party line. Or at the very least, it's made the problem much more pronounced now.

>>25891111
checked

What a boomer thread

>>25891318
Boomers don't watch youtube retard

>>25888601
clickbait and zoomers need dopamine hits

>DUDE YOU'VE GOT TO BUY SOME BITCOINS BRO
>IT'S THE FUTURE OF MONEY BRO
>DUUUUDE IT'S NOT GAMBLING IT'S INVESTING

>>25890712
i can't believe this pajeet is still shilling his shit kek

>>25891151
Based Chico lol

The shitty thing is that it works on you even if you know its fake. Your subconcious response to such body language cannot be helped, only supressed once you notice it.

>>25888601
Because zoomers. Magnetic attraction between genetic trash.

>>25891367
>Boomers don't watch youtube
The fuck are you on about? Of course they do.

>>25888601
if you don't use a lot of "!" no one will watch your shitty video

>>25888601
the algorithm only picks up on thumbnails with an exaggerated facial expression with arrows and large lettering/symbols
It's not really their fault but it kind of still is

>>25892018
Does your mom , dad and grandpa watch it? Case closed

>>25892079
Mom and Dad both watch youtube exclusively. Grandparents are 94 and don't know how to work the tv anymore.

soi boy muppets, trading what little self respect they have for a few meager sheckles.